The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon Review

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The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon

This Is my review on The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon from the diatant future year to abe lincon who burns in h-ll for is crimes of 1907(100 years bore Transformers Season 4)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky

I never saw this but according to back door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, gender offender, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, Creator hater, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, its a queer film, but they claim liberace was a booty boy despite him winning a leagal case, and Wikipedia goes by whatever girly mem ay despite all logic if he wans to feel like a chick.

after title we see a clown looking guy in a robe with designs on it and polishing something

a medieval looking guy in a tunic like Link in Zelda comes in and sends him out

they are in a big stone building with crazy designs and items like the scythe angel or a ladder going up(Like Jacobs ladder?) or small stools

yea they TOTALLY made this massive epic building with pre horse and buggy guys, no ancient tech or anything like flying machines, trust the official story, til it changes

so these eurotrash guys in tights with telescopes come in and line up

a geezer in a robe with a beard and hat comes in and clown/tunic guy help him out his robe

he gets to a pulpit to teach and waves his arms like an italiano on expresso while looking in a book

who wrote that book? isn't this the alleged 1600s?

tunic guy slept in class and gets woke up

clownmo brings in a black board or African American board as THEY want us to say

maybe ebon board like Yugioh doing Ebon Sun or Ebon Arrow

rope guy draws the sun and moon but 1 student draws on robe guys back

the board as under the scythe seeing as it lined up by it

the scythe angel bangs its arm on the clock as an alarm and the students run to the window to look at the alleged sky with their telescopes

robe mo goes on the ladder with clown mo and tunic mo to a higher room like ascending to a higher plane to see beyond

theres a star globe with dots for stars on it and a huge a55 telescope

they see in the sky the eclipse but look directly at it which otta burn out their eyes

they look at it with telescopes which otta f their eyes more like soviets b0ning their eye holes in the skulls

we see he clouds move and a face on the sun and a face on the moon, both guys but the sun is clownlike

theres a circle between em and 6 lines from it in a hexagram points

the moon comes close and looks effin gay as the sun licks his lips for the comming

the sun moves in as both make queer faces

the sun goes behind the moon and there's a black shadow around the moon

moon makes faces seeming bored as i guess demon clown sun is bad at butt stuff

the moon makes mouth and tongue moves as the sun exits

this is turning into kuso miso technique

sun moves on making faces and moon moves away looking frooty

this takes a while

then the camera pans down and not gt pan with her long b00bs hanging out of her small red top

then title sez the wandering stars

we see a 6 point star saying venus go by and it opens to have a chick inside

are the alleged stars vehicles with operators in em?

Remember Shadow Raiders/War Planets?

then a few comets with shooting stars and chicks riding em

sailor starlights, tage on

then a yokai dude on a 5 pointed star facing down as in dark occultism

he goes by I think Saturn which has a white beard man in rags on it

a sliver of the moon with a chick with a bowl thing on her head like a sideways C like a crescent moon used by Samurai bumps into the 5 point yokai

the yokai guy is a roman looking dude and Saturn comes by and jumps into her too

then the roman and beard guy are on the sliver moon as their star vehicles leave

the sliver rocks back and forth and shooting star chic come by to laugh

then text sez an unexpected bath

we see white things falling and i think its like the thing rm the Bible of the end times that happened in the 2nd coming that ended the roman empire and started the millennial reign

then we see an overlay of images and video of chicks in dresses with stars on their heads flying around

1 in a graven idol look like paganism

theres a shower of sparks and the telescope using the higher room are looking and the sun area is a black void like some cosmic thing blew it

robe mo looks out the window with his telescope as if getting a few feet closer will make a difference and falls into a barrel of water outside head 1st and seems to get stucl like his head hit floor

well, hes brain damaged

gpnna be droolin an j=rkin of on the floor

the students in the window look at him and laugh then jump down with the tunicmo and clown mo to help him out

he's spazzing out and seems ret=rded by his head hit so they bring him back in

he's in a chair with points and dazed and fall out and thy dry him off the wing out the napkins

he sneezes a lot and they get him blankets and pillows hen he's on the floor and they get him back in the chair

the end

that was interesting

good effects for the time

it had some queer seeming things, but it is French and they are that way

a lot of occult and hidden meanings

the robe mo getting brain damaged was like icarus going too close to the sun

creative idea

if you know what it means, you can see the meaning of the coded messaes

glad i saw it

its not bad

For The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon 2 I want the professor robe guy to be a brain damaged dude drooling an sh==ting himself and goes on crazy inner mind journeys to recover is broken brain. Also its a 128 bit 3D action game like Zelda and on Sega DreamCast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 wee you go around beating the damage in the brain that is sketchy monsters and after clearing the boss, the brain recovers and you get new abilities back