In The Barber Shop Review

Note: I don't get haircuts

In The Barber Shop

This is my revirw on In The Barber Shop from the didtant future year to Ivan the Terrible who did the right thing a those animals iced is fam like The Punisher, of 1908(120 years beore Rootecg Season 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village

I never saw this but its probably what Barbershop is based on with that guy ice cube or w/e

but i never saw that either so its non canon

after title we see a barber shop with 1 guy sharpening a blade and 2 guys on 2 patients or w/e air cutter victims are called

the guy and female who got cut are happy with their hair and leave

a chick in a black cloak comes in but then a blicketee black guy played by a french or human actor

he reachs for the woman in blacks thicc booty as i guess he wants to b0ne it

she swats him away and hes all dancey and wiggley

he trys again but falls in the barber chair and keeps checing out the older atter woman who wears black

imagine going to anti soviet Teas with all the 600lb blobs?

the barbers work on the africanized non American and the White woman in black he lusts for and the womans hair is let down

i can see this guy being the kind who starts j=rkin off in public if he sees a chick hot enough

the film quality changes and looks more washed out as homie's barber gets a spinning thing to buff his hair

while talking to a woman the homie's barber buffs his ace

so woman in blacks hair is dark now like going ss4

homie got the black buffed of him and now is White or albino or vitiligo

he looks like a devolved mr bean and the womans barber looks lie a less devolved groucho marx

he don't want the woman now who seem to have caught his blackness, which is a thing on race and which groups go after what

deeply political for 1908

ex homie laughs at the woman who had his condition a bit before

e gets her irish up an lings powder, possibly nose candy, like a devolved chick throwing her waste at the restaurant that told her the toilet is for customers

she leaves to find a cure and the barber trio laugh and low dust

the end

that wasn't bad

pretty 1900s it thats how people thought

may comedy is cruder today but tis was more lite

good surprise of her getting revitiligo lie Uncle Ruckus

plus maruta and gaijin have similar adds

didn't know black was contagious

Michael Jackson hung out with Donald Trump and got the thing

Guess that why in the 1800s they wanted us to stick to our own kind

lol

But this was quick and fun

glad i saw it

Better than law and order SVU bein mostly White Straight men as the bad guys

For In The Barber Shop I want the woman to be wandering around france eating garbage and poors as she looks for a cure. The priest sends her on missions to aid others and by helping others, learns how people have it worse, then she's cured. Also its a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 were you go around the slums of france and do quests like cheap Zelda.