The New Lord Of The Village Review

Note: I spell anti French, so super human

The New Lord Of The Village

This is my reviw on The New Lord Of The Village from the distant furure year to the Hojo Klan of 1908(120 years before the 2st robotech war)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser

I ever saw it but its also called No Trifling With Love

It starts with guys making cr-p in town like blacksmithing

a 1700s looking guy coms in, tries food and dont like it

probably cuz french food is a55

a fat chick with whipped cream hair is sellin the cr-ppy food and probably eats and b0nes it

1700s homie sees the blac smith who's not blicketee black but in the Netflix or Christopher Nolan version would be

wait i think he is, he look kinda darkish

oh no its the dissny version! We're gonna have gender offenders and wiener cleaners!

A girl dressed like a desert thing comes in and 1700s guy likes her

theres a lot of fat chicks in this. my tall skinny black friend in Texas might like

but he likes em HUGE

5'2 and 550lbs

so the people motion as if something big and maybe round, like an air ship like on French coins of the era.

the blicketee black smith and egg head guy want himto stay but he goes with desert chick

blicketee blacksmith be b--chy by big broads

so desert chic bring 1700a guy to a swamp or tree place, maybe a cave

egg head and blacasaur follow and she stops em with a hand

she summons a cauldron and moves around it then it catches fire

a king in a roman or ancient tunic and moustache comes up as chick walks off then vanishes as the guys grab his cloak, a ref to The Savior and the woman in medical blood issue

a huge boot kicks blacky mcsmith ad a long arm and hand grabs at egg head

a huge crab and i think a lizard in cardboard cutouts come up and wait its a frog

they fall down a pit and ghosts fly over em in White Robes like the Savior after the Transfiguration

they vanish but rise up and i think possess blackington smithers

they rise up tall and possibly like the giants or taller men in the past

they vanish and plants grow then turn into chicks like the Nordic legend o after Ragnarok new people were made from Tree

these chicks in white pants got big butts. my Mexican friends would like en

a 3rd chic comes and summons a display of pagan goddesses and space things like a globe and star aiming down like a pentagram

1700s guy spazzes his arms like an italiano

guys in robes like ancients come in with designs on the rim and bring boxes then bring em out

blacington waves his arms around and got a big hammer

i think 1700s guy got items like food

egg head gets books i think, possibly with forbidden info

1 chick turns back to the ing like the pagan gods turning into various things to seduce others

king guy smacks 1700s guy and he's in cr-ppy clothes while eggmo and blackmo are in better clothes

is this attribute swap? thats a fetish! look at deviantart!

these demony guys with white hoods, black outfits and long faces like birds come in and spazz around

they kick 1700smo away and bring eggmo and blackiemo ad send em out

ten turn to a pedastal and 1 on it and the desert chic comes in to laugh with king

the now rich guys go bac to the town and impress the fat chicks

then the 1700s guy comes in all f'd like the soviets got him and blacmo has him hammer is butt i mean anvil

desert chic comes in and gives him back his clothes as well as return the egg hole and black d0ng

then everyones happy

the end

that wasn't bad

good creative ideas

good occult refs

good effects

acting is nice or 1900s

no intertitles nor sound but it tells the story with movement

i liked it

longer than most o this frenchies work

didn't expect them to return to the status quo, but glad they did

The New Lord Of The Village 2 I want the chicks to find a fat chick and a thin chick and swap weights and they struggle to do things they used to til swapped back. Also its an 8 bit platformer on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play a level in 2 acts 1 as the fat chick 1 as the thin one, then do em in reverse order and with the opposite abilities.