The Miser Review

Note: I spell like one o THEM

The Miser

This is my review on The Miser from the distant future year to the Italian stallion Caligula of 1908(120 years before the 2nd Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers

I never saw it but theres also an italiano comedy called this I've never seen either

both were base on the play by Moliere i never heard of

but the french s=ck and don't belong on my blue and pure world

a few scenes were lost according to bac door, aids bag, Creator hater, gender offender, wiener cleaner, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, b0ner smoker, sodom bottom, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vena pet tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who censors peoples real names when they make up new ones after going insane.

after title a demony looking guy in a hat in a room counts money

he drops coins and gets em then hears somthing

i think theres a speaker by the wall to communicate

isn't his in the 1600s when the play was made?

they admitting we had higher tech then?

he hides his gold in a dresser as light shines in the room as though a moving ting making it went by

like a flying machine? This is a higher floor isn't it?

he lets in this devolved guy with a puppet like face who needs money

probably for surgery to be a real boy

they spazz their arms around like italianoes and demony guy sends puppet guy out as demony guys hat falls of

are these yokai?

demony guy locks the doors and gets his gold while looking around worried someone else will have it

he wigs out like a soviet ally who found out what they did to German women in 45 and hides the box of gold in a basket then puts cr-p on it

h opens the door and a woman with 2 kids comes in lookin gypsy

I assume she's gonna sell him em for his kind's b0ning rituals

she begs for money and he seems to want her offspring but she dont wanna sell em

maybe he can rent em and give em back when done with using whats left of his thing?

he opens a vault and it cuts to demony guy begging a cook by i think might be a well like a mario pipe and a castle and woods

i guess hey censored him b0ning em

demony guy wigs out and grabs at the cook who shoves its a55 away and walks off to make, b0ne and eat trash

demony guy crawl on the ground like if worms were evil as a pack of frenchis comes in

he gon get f'd by a pack of frenchers!

he gets up, spazzes around and falls in the well but the frenchies save him

you don't get to die, thats too easy, not til we're done with you!

he begs em and they give him a box like the one he hid

he finds gold in a White Bag and shares it with em

wait, no he goes of with it looing lie a D&D monster as they follow

I'm sue he got his money by non evil ways

NOT!!

The End

that wasn't so bad

good make up

they look like oni

i hear in the real play is of a 60 year old rich guy who wants to marry a young woman who his son is into and a mix of things these fenchies got where its resolve by em being related

so... inbreeding?

i mean i they get b0nd by dogs it not as bi a jump to frenchies

like going rom chimp to hog

plus when his gold goes missing he accuses the town and wants all o em locked up

tis guys evil

put him in an oven, cook at 400 degrees til tender, serve to his victims

but his version isn't bad

teres not much to it and it missing some

i can follow the basics but it sems to have cut a lot

but macros do you remember love left a lot from Robotech out

i liked it ad it shows how some people are poisoned by love of money, the root of all evil

For The Miser 2 I want the demony guy to have invested money in making a new type of power armor that let him fight like he's young, and finished in time as there's an uprising between the humans and his yokai tengu demon kind. So he uses the power armor to fight the people trying to purge his demon tribe from the kingdom but they have their own armor from the inventor sharing the data to his friends who were humans too. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Ns and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you ply a the demony guy and fight the human but in the last level you play a the human who made the suit who regrets making it for you in neo power armor e made to correct his mistake.