Note: I spell like the REAL WWF, not the monkey lovers
Sideshow Wrestlers
This is my review on Sideshow Wrestlers from the distant fiture yar to Civil War Hero Nathan Bedford Forest of 1908(120 years before Robotech Season 2)
Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters
I never saw this b4 but it said to be of prowrestlers on back door, aids bag, candy a55, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, b0ner smoker, gender offender, banana crammer, Creator hater, soy boy, beta male queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who says the Lagarfljot Worm isnt real despite a 7-6 vote saying it is
after title we see a maid and a man in a skirt as its soviet France and thy name their boys michelle and justine and alexis and maria
this possible guy comes in with a container of cr-p come in and leaves
then a guy with towels comes in and leaves
then a chick comes in and they talk
a guy in a straw at comes in and they give him a chair as his legs e f'd
he trys waling and waves his arms to describe something and skirt man spazzzes out and i think hes describing wrestling
woman and hatmo leaves and maid talks with skirtmo but leave and return in a dress and a tux
atmo returns and thy go out
at this carnival or w/e with much drawn on the background but looking good, they meet this tall guy in a robe
he takes off his robe and this trumpet guy or tromboner plays
a tromboner uses his mouth, but a pianist has tulips on his organ
a crowd gather and they throw clothing pieces to em
they go in the building and skirtmo with a buncha guys come in
teres a rug on the floor and people in audience but only like a dozen or so
2 guys flap hands and 1 grabs the other to pin him then flip him
then they shake hands and 2 more us go in, shake hands and 1 trys to lift the other
the other is too fat but falls on him and he's crushed to a rubber floppy prob
then comes the big guy and skirtmo who's pulled around an big guy step over him
they grapple and skirtmo pins him and wins
then they celebrate him and he spazzes out all proud o his win as i guess wrestling is real
the end
that was pretty nice
the wrestling was only at the end
but the human centipede only came in at the end o the 3rd one
nice moves and good action with some unexpected things
didn't know they had prewrestling in the 00s
i never ot into wrestling but liked Hulk Hogan an randy avage
but not the rock, my grade school classmates kept quoting him
they all otta be b0ned dead
but this was pretty solid
not much happens but it ends pretty cool
glad i saw it
For Sideshow Wrestlers 2 I want a 1900s wrestling tournament wit crazy 80s style WWF cr-p but wit 1900s things and the main guy of the 1st is trying to mae it to the top. Also its a 128 bit wrestling game on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, box and ps2 where you play as any of the ones from the film or create one an battle it out
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