The Woes Of Roller Skaters Review

Note: I used to roller skate in the 90s

The Woes Of Roller Skaters

this is my review on The Woes Of Roller Skaters from the distant future year to Thomas Jefferson o 1908(120 years beore Robotech Saon 2)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses

i never saw this but im doing geoges films and liked some

it starts with a chick dancing in a dining thing and doing the splits like a power ranger or jean claude

the people cheer and some are either fatties or in baggy clothes like the 00s or both

a man woman and kid roller skate around in kind of a marching band outfits

in the audience is a really fat guy who might be in an inflatable suit like deviant art guys wear to cross dress

the skater man/dame circle around like a bird about to take out its target then spin with each other

guy goes around in a circle and backwards and on 1 foot

i think the fat guy is in black face or like a clown which are derived from demons

the skaters leave and audience leaves

1 bellhop monkey boy is selling use skates and a couple ignores him

he gets another sign and an inflatable clown and a thin clown guy who are probably demon worshippers in b0ning rituals

the clown clan crew buys em and chix go by as the monkey boy is by em

in this dinner room the clowns come in and take off their hats

they put on the sates and spazz around on em like bad soccer players trying to geta penalty unlike soviet mexicoes

is that fat clown where the guy rom spawn got it from?

1 flips and kicks a tray of cr-p of this maids hands then pulls her holding a cabinet that falls

a guy dressed like a maruta gets his tray kicked off

a cabinet wall thing shelf is fallen and a table flipped

i think the cops come in to help em up or arrest em for being bevolved

they're taken out as the wall shakes

they get sent to jail to be butt hammered forever and are holding the skates in their hands

they take the skates in a pile and send em out

et the guillotine

the cops ty on the skates as they're dumba55es and outsie 2 gus are ater a 3rd then a 4th comes in and beat on 3rdmo

i think they mugged or mouth f'd him and run then the cops come out on skates and fall

is this where Inspector Gadget got it?

the beaters taunt the cops not realizing they will take of the skate and put billy clubs in the booty holes

the end

that was pretty not bad

good twists

sorta simpsons

creative ideas

people doing wha they see entrtainers do and efing oup

not a bad little ilm

and it shows why cops otta be always on duty

For The Woes Of Roller Skaters 2 I want the cops to train on sates and once good enough, go around as skate cops and beat on guys. Also its a 128 bit game on GameCube, Dreamcast, box and ps2 where you play like Tony Haw meet fighting force 64.