The Indian Sorcerer Review

Note: I spell like a dark magician

The Indian Sorcerer

Ths is my review on The Indian Sorcerer rom the distant future yar to Vlad The Impaler who fought for freedom of 1908(120 years before the 2n Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing george's films and this is next

It starts with a jungle and stone building place with a house other buildings in the bg

this guy get a stool and not the kind from yo a55 and puts a painting on it

the man is in a dress like its soviet california in the 2020s

so he's using a harpies eater duster and a devolved gaijin busts through the painting

dressmo runs but gaijin pulls him bac and pulls of his clothes and he' in 1800s undies

wait, is dat a chick??

hard to tell with frenchies

the chicks are manly and dudes are girly

so girly man sits on a stool and gaijin looking devolved spazzes around and pulls a round think from her ear

he eats it then pull it out is ear then throws it and catches to turn it into an ostrich sized egg

then swings it and its the size of a coon

then swings it and its the size of a dog

then slams it on the ground and its the size of a midget

he spins it like a breakdancer and gets a huge stool and pus it on

then pulls a tree, taps it on the ground and its a metal thing like a bishop in chess

he makes his glasses huge by swinging em and i think its like expandin the space between atoms

h puts it on the chess piece and its a scale now

all right rangers lets bring em together

he gets a blade like boku no pico adult cloud from final fantasy 7 and cuts the egg in 2

but it had a line in it b4

he put 1 half shell on the left side and puts the stool below the right side and puts the other shell on the thing o its o the stool

he gets a cloth and waves it to summon a small box and put small white things in the right side

then puts the rest i the left and puts fuzzy carpet or wig things in the eggs

ten puts white dust in both sides I assume is nose candy like sports candy in lazy town

he takes the stool from under it and put the egg sides together

he puts the egg in the bi stool and pus a pot of possible feces under it to light on ire

tmnt III did you know in some places dung is a fuel source?

not tmnt III who cares! we wanna b0ne April b4 she gets devolved!

after ire licks it a bit and goes down for a few seconds he gets the egg and pulls it open to summon a pack of chickens

he puts the shells bac on the scale and put cloth in to balance it

but the right side ips so he puts nose candy in it

he put t together and opens it to have ethnic children in it

he leaves with em but comes back and the screen darkens

he puts the egg together an put a cloth over her but she vanishes and he opens the egg to have her in there

they bow and he runs of as the gaijin wears the egg like a shell and walks on all 4s like a turtle

cowabuna

the end

that was pretty good

nice lite magic show

the gaijin was gross and i cant tell if the main character as a man or woman or some kinda French hermaphrodite

is got goo effects and is basically a magic show

it holds my attention and i was curious on where it would go

nice effects and good moves

glad i saw this one

for The Indian Sorcerer 2 I want the mage to go on an attack on the village of Europeans and summons various pagan gain yokai demons to attack. But the Europeans use holy weapons to fight them. Also it a 16 bit beat em uo lie Night Slashers with a Slavic, a Portuguese, a Scott and a German teaming up to fight the yokai an take on the sorcerer on Sega Genesis, Snes, T16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players and the final boss is the sorcerer who devolves into a turtle yokai.