French Cops Learning English Review

Note: French is non canon

French Cops Learning English

This is my review on French Cops Learning English from the distant future year to Kotaro Fuma of1908(120 years before The 2nd Robotech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English

Its something I never saw and am only looking into it as I like the work of the director despite his disability of being afrenchy

after title we see english school run by miss blackford

like henry ford on Netflix

a ew cops come in ad sit at desk

1 comes in and waves his arms around like he got bit by an italiano

blackford or blacky i think comes in wearing black leather boots for SM

se waves a stick around thats probably gonna go in a french a55

she gets paper from 1 and gets mad then puts the cop on his knees

ohhh she's gonna b0ne his mouth!

she takes off his helmet and puts a paper crown on him

he puts his head on the desk and seems bummed

he's gonna blow his brains out and wind up in h e double soviet England

head cop i think takes off the paper and he goes back to his seat

blackula points at the board with a long uncut rod and d the cops and and sit a while

blackasaur comes down from the blicketee black board and as head cop get a board on a stand like a chalk board or blackboard

she writes somthing in cr-ppy hNDWRITING i think what air find, and 1 writes French below it

f the french, they are c=ck sucker, i should put them in camel clutch, break thier back, f==k their a55, make them humble

she writes very good thank you on the board and it looks like its done in silly string or shaving cream, not chalk

1 cop writes french cr-p below it an i cant read it as i'm not one of those sub human animals

imagine if there was a cure to being French and you put it on the garbage, so when the French seduced the garbage, they got cured.

ohhh nooo, im evolving. i can think. and i got a soul!

if my son was dating a french guy, i'd chop 1 up and feed it tto the other

guy; where's my lover?

me: he's not far, now eat ep

Jason: All right frenchie! No more garbage loving for you! We call on the power of Titanus and the Ultra Zord!

Zords combine

Frenchie; here comes my HIV!

Jason: lock on and fire

blows it back to dantes Canada

head cop removes the board an returns then gets a cardoard thing saying i think conversation on it

then it cuts to some ore chicks like blackington coming in a sitting next to the cops

they stand up and read books together and kneel and i think wanna b0ne

but stop when a guy in a black outfit and hat come in and head cop brins out the cardboard conversation thing

he girls go up and dance like riverdance

then the guys dance an take turns

then they all spazz out an dance badly together

if it were Poles dancing it would be good

these fenchies dance like a pack of crack smoking apes!

the end

that was fun

i didn't get the French words but its not really needed to enjoy the show

imagine if ore samma peppered the dialogue with nihongo but those baka gaijin didn't understand and belong in jigoku with the okama?

its like a play its all in 1 room with people in it

fun movement

its not bad

an entertaining show

plus those ALLEGED humans learning a REAL language instead of their EMONIC GIBBERING is a good way for those THINGS to try to act as if they can exist in HUMAN society

like if apes can learn sign language

beats trying to teach REAL people their CHIMP SCREAMS

For French Cops Learning English 2 I wat them to try to learn Japanese but are too French and the Japanese pull out Katana and chop them down as they were Pre Meiji Samurai. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, NES and GB, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the frenchies trying to choose the right Japanese word but if you get enough wrong, you play as the Samurai and chase it down to cut it up.