The Genii Of Fire Review

Note: I Can Spell On FiRe, Like The AIDS Of SoDoMy

The Genii Of Fire

This is my review on The Genii Of Fire from the distant future year to pharaoh Atem of 1908(120 year bore the 2n Rootech War)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late

candy a55 Wikipedia sez its got occult refs but the directer was not in the demon club but his dad was in similar groups

I never saw this and its suppose to say Genie but the French cant spell and don't got souls

Outside a cave with pillars of carved stone a chic worships

an older couple comes by with the guy having a huge schnozz and moustache and the woman looking mature like the kind who b0ned high school guys

i think they may be royal with fancy outfits

she wants to go in the cave but he don't

the chick worshipping is really a dude as i didn't see its face

he trys to warn em that something will f their eyes but then goes

she goes in pulling him and in it are triangle signs in the architecture and in the walls

the doorways are like 10 feet tall, probably for giants or other demons like sasquatch or oni

these beardo and turban guys like the ones that ruin other countries come in with alleged females on the other side in White like The Klan would do later

they catch the couple and head beardo has tribal guys in skull face with torches and long loincloth or diapers

the tribesman hold em down they the doors open to a fire in it that turns to a demon yokai thing that walks out with a maybe red bodysuit and turban and long beard

it wiggles around and curls its arms around its legs to aim butt at camera then does the splits

it stands up and more/sparks burst behind it for a bit then raises a huge wine glass like for a giant

a chick in a pointy hat comes out and I think the sparks f'd out the couple eyes

she poofs away and the area with the door is gone to show an open circle room that has steps leading up, like a temple in a sonic game

the tribal guys cartwheel out and the head beardo has em bring in a huge wine glass with things on the sides they detach like dragon graven idols

these women dressed roman are hanging on the sides and middle behind it and burst into spark flames that shower on the couple

k now they're eyed are f'd out and the glass is gone

is this like soviet india with the guy cooking out slum kids eyes with a spoon in slumdog millionaire?

or gypsies mutilating Human kids to use for begging like The Man Who Laughs?

the couple and cult step toward the camera creppily with arms out and the couple leaves the cave

they pray for help and he devolved guy who tried to stop em comes by seeing they're f'd

he uses i think secret herbs and spices on their eyes to heal em so they go of and he yells in the cave

the end

that as pretty good

I'm not in any demon cults so I don't know how accurate this is but it seems like something They'd do

good effects for the time and it gave me the creeps with the cult marching to the camera

the demon effects were interesting and good pyrotechnics

I think the guy at the start may be an angel guarding the cave temple like Zelda and keeps em in

pretty cool film and pretty freaky

and it didn't need cg lol

For The Genii Of Fire 2 I want the couple to have trained in holy arts and lead an attack on the demon temple but the demons and cult members in it ight back. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar  and GBA where 1 player is the guy and the other is the chick in holy armor and taking on various demons as bosses while exploring the deep temple.