/The Mysterious Retort Review

Note: what the F is a retort?!

The Mysterious Retort

This is my review on The Mysterious Retort from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Christopher Columbus of 1906(100 years before Tranformers Season 3)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal

I never saw this b4 but I'm doing that frenchmos films and this is next

on the inside o a place tis wizard robe guy has a robin hood looking pseudo hetero manning the pump to blow air on the fire on the boiling thing for alchemy

ed elric; we need the philosophers stone al

robin hood slave goes off and wizard not o the coast rests but the table with the glass organ on it opens an a long green b0nar i mean snake comes out, stretches around and turns into  green clothes guy who rolls around

greenmo grabs a item, wakes up wizard and gives him it then hugs him

the glass organ with the bent spout gets bigger and greenmo warps around then in the organ and looks like a virus or sider with hi face in the center

eventually it turns into a chick in white robes like a roman and water is flling up the organ with bubbles

she vanishes and the water has bursts of colored cr-p in it

then the bent spout barfs red cr-p in this bucket like j-zzing lava

the boiling stops and outta the bucket is a ghost i think in a white robe like a soviet i mean klansman but non pointy hood

it rises then vanishes

then wizard wakes up and the lass organ blows behind him as he falls to the round probably dead

the end

tat wasn't bad

interesting ideas

the spider and woman in glass scenes went on a bit

not much going on but it holds attention

its around 2 mins long

shows the dangers of alchemy an the occult

the snake can be like the Seraphim who fell

and shapeshifters

glad I saw it

a good quick show w/o filler

well, kinda

For The Mysterious Retort 2 I want the wizard to rebuild his body with steam punk gear spring prosthetics and have his robin hood slave go out and make ad get the parts. Also its a 32/64 bit game like harvest moon on N64, Sega Saturn, pa1 and 3D0 but you go around to markets and buy parts and make em into steampunk gear spring cr-p.