Thursday, October 29, 2026

A Mix-up In The Gallery Review

Note: I spell mixed up

A Mix-up In The Gallery

This is my review on A Mix-up In The Gallery from The distant future year to the evil queen Elizabeth of 109 I mean 1906(100 years b4 Transformers Season III)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort/The Merry Frolics Of Satan/Soap Bubbles/A Roadside Inn/The Hilarious Posters/The Tramp And The Mattress Makers

I never saw this but da frenchmo did good films

after a title card of french cr=p we see a photographer and his Caligari w/o coolness home

photomo has a beard like Sant Rasputin and his assistant looks like Nikola Tesla

a straight White adult same species couple comes in and talks wit beardom

Bradmo bumps Tesla who drops cr-p

Tesla walks around and BrDaedmo as couple stand in front of a White wall in defence mode

beardo goes too the camera and tesla goes behind the wall behind em to get cr=p

then a photo of a soviet b0ning a cow falls out and the wife screams and husband barfs on her

jk really as Braedo takes off the lens cap the tesla guy falls knocking over couple and wall and beardo and camera falls out the window door

tte camera falls out and I see the walls are glass windows with a city behind em

outside the cr-p falls on the as a wheel bArrel guy goes by and camera falls on a lady who knocks over a lamp post like sonic

1 guy thinks the camera with blanket on woman is a monster and sword attacks it

She charges him and stands to lift him up after he wave a White cloth like a bull fighter flag

Super Bull Fighter 64

another guy grabs her a55 and they pull to remove the cloth and camera so she punches em and spazzes out

they push her in Wheelbarrel and carry her off (was dat a woman? hard to tell w/frenchies)

the couple runs out with beardo following and they kick him down ten leave

he gets the camera to try again and trips

the end

that was fine

sora like a commercial or youtube vid

Remember Vines?

much filmed in 1 shot

nice feelings seeing him set up the camera, sorta Mr Rogers

not long

glad I saw it

For A Mix-up In The Gallery I want the camera guy beardo to be vivisecting the assistant on camera and doing photoes for science to pay or damage. Also its a 64 bit point and click game on DS and PSp where you practice surgery and autopsy on a live guy

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