Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey Review

Note: My spelling is public diomain

Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey

This Is My review on Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey from he distant future year to Walt Disney of 2023(When Robotech II The Seninels happened)

Its directed by openly brittish Rhys Frake-Waterfield who makes f'd up horror on kids stoeys

The opposite of Disney making kids storys off f'd up cr-p

It stars no one I saw

So this was made as Winnie TThe Pooh became Public Domain after 95 years and anyone can do Anything with it

Its independant and my anime homie Ryan was a producer or kickstarter member or w/e

critics hated it but these guys porobely liked the last of us 2

I never saw it but here comes the cream cheese!

after logos we have a storybook thing of Chriatopher Robin meeting animals in the woods then growing up to leave to be a Dr

in Winter the animals ate each other and pooh went feral for abandoning him, devolving to beast mode and swearing to not talk

years later Chris R and his gf return to the woods

she thinks he imagined em and both are openly britttish

he calls to em and finds his past place but its f'd and twisted

gf wants 2 go but he looks around

they hide under a bed as a guy looks around

after he goes they come out and its dark

a bear head guy gets her by the neck w/chains as C R can't stop him

he runs and crys but pooh returns as he asks why/we were friends/sorry

piglet comes ttoo and bring him to a cave w/the bones of the fallen

then title/credits

in therapy a chick talks to an openly female shrink who sez have a vacation

she goes to the 100 acre woods and finds an station where a guy eventually comes saying 2 miles til gas

a chick comes in and main chick leaves

then some gross britmo chix come in a place, wait 1 ins't devolved, a blonde who'd probably be b0ned

they choose rooms and in da woodz a chick calls on a cellphone then is chased by a guy

she hides in a barn and poh comes by but grabs her as she trys to leave and mashes her head on a sone wall then puts her through a wood chippero slop

like THEY do to The Unborn

in this dark but bright place a dark haired chick goes around but is the dames talking a story

1 tells her in bed and a guy was by it taking off her bra strap and she screamed

i think its therapy dame

in the barn piglet runs a bike to power lights and pooh has Chris R chained up begging/saying he had to leave

Pooh pus CRs thing in his mouth and bites it off

jk really he looks in the mirror/recalls CR saying he'd never leave/theyed be friends

Pooh busts The place up like Tommy Wiseau then Whips Chris R

Is this SM?

pooh goes to a ripped up corpse and something of water

pooh goes out a night and da chix are in da hot tub

the non gross one is alone doing selfies in a bikini and this is very widescreen and dull colored

in 1 selfie she seez pooh and dumba55edly calls to it

she turns on a light that flickers and returns to the hot tub w/closed eyed

piglet/pooh come and piglet gets a cloth on her face then both carry her off

she wakes bound/gagged and piglet has a sledge hammer/ands on her

Pooh drives a car over her head with blood/goo gushing til it pops offscreen

bada55

how'd pooh know how to drive?!

mainchick/nerd go around by the tub and find the ran over head

they go in and see pooh outside the Window

main chick tells a woman w/a son it'll be ok

they run around and getta gun i think even though soviet england hates em for being cool

See also free speech

piglet comes in and 1 girl falls he nerd so main chick lands in da swimming  pool

piglet gets poo chick with chains wait she escapes and chases her in the water

wait i think main chick was on the floor and piglet busts pool chick w/a sledge hammer with a spray

wait main chick comes in w/another and these were others

real main chick and nerd see piglet/piooh carry he bodies back

pooh eats i think honey and this gross possible chick wakes up

pooh whips her and later main chick and nerd untie her and Chris R who sez no time, go!

tthey find a girl wih a f'd face who wans revenge

k I read aids bad wikipeidea who sez pooh whips him with eeores tail and showers Chris R in his gfs blood

f=k face is horrified half her face was eated so She fires a gun to and is outta bullets like a dumba55

pooh gets her and puts honey on her as piglet eats her alive as pigs do

so the girls run from pooh and we see piglet tied in chains on a thing as a girl I think main chick smacks him like it's do anything as pigs can tank bullets

she beats on him with a sledge hammer

pooh returns and machettes in her mouth to a wall like that sterilized abridgers fat woman in Italy

2 guys looking redneck come by and don't get what they need help with

they look into it and he chicks are in their truck

the rednecks walk to pooh with weapons asking what you onto?

1 hits him with a crowbar to no effect s bears are tough

so they beat on him and a broken been bootle on his head does zippo

pooh nails 1 who runs to the car then chops off a guys hand and head stomps another

the chicks run him over but he gets on from behind and on the hood

they stop the car and he flies off but main chick wakes to see pooh carrying off nerdmo

she spazzes out on the car instead of using it and the windshield wipers smear blood

pooh gets her out and is goona end her til Chris R runs him over in a car saying f=k yooo!

poohs still not dead and walks off a car crash like bruce wilis in unbreakable

they try to escape but the car blows for no reason, maybe made in korea

pooh gets her but Chris R sez its me you want/i'll stay

pooh cuts her neck and chris R crys as she hugs him

she bites it and pooh stabs her head a lot as Crhsi R runs

then credits and images of the piglet and pooh mask

the end

that was prey cool

creative slasher

good effects

The characters kinda blended together but its a slasher and they're only there to get it

nice gore

cool music

didn't expect pooh to ice her at the end

the storybook pages at the start was cool

pretty well done

glad I saw it

for Winnie-The-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 I want it to be years later and Chris R has been training in Ninja skills. But Pooh has taken over england and saw is crueler o oppress em than ice em. So he has slaves he tortures for amusement and eats. Bu Chris R returns and is a big buff guy like Hulk Hogan who slices throuh the slaves and people devolved with poos dna using a cyber Katana and faces Pooh who turns into a huge tentacle yokai after being beat once. Also its a 16 bi Plaform game like Shinobi on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA.