Note: unlike THEM, I'm not into Satanism
The Merry Frolics Of Satan
This is my review o The Merry Frolics Of Satan rom the istant furure year to Dante of 1906(100 years beore Transformers Season 3)
Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions/The Diabolic Tenant/Pharmaceutical Hallucinations/French Cops Learning English/French Cops Learning English/The Indian Sorcerer/The Mischances Of A Photographer/Love And Molasses/The Woes of Roller Skaters/Sideshow Wrestlers/The Miser/The New Lord Of The Village/In The Barber Shop/Long Distance Wireless Photography/Why That Actor Was Late/The Genii Of Fire/The Knight Of Black Art/Good Glue Sticks/Sightseeing Through Whisky/The Eclipse The Courtship Of The Sun And Moon/Tunnelling The English Channel/How Bridget's Lover Escaped/Under the Seas/Rogues' Tricks/La Fee Carabosse Ou Le Poignard Fatal/The Mysterious Retort
I saw a few seconds of this in Hugo ut never saw the whole thing
Its like 20 mins long which is a lot or this frencihe
after title theres a lab with a globe like is the earth wasn't flat and a bot model hanging from the ceiling referencing AIR Ships and other cr=p
this devolved lincon looking guy in black trench coat like The Matrix has an artist drawing and i think a maid
linconmo is happy his artist shows him cr-p and seems kinda frooty but it may be only french
also some of it is hand colored and in proper fullscreen
artist gets on a coat and hard and to go with linconmo as maid who i think is a guy or hermaphrodite like many eurotrash, gets on a hat and coat
in this inner lab with demon like statues on the wall and telescopes for astronomy or astrology like demon worshippers do, the 3 go in, linconmo leaves and artist sits on a chair that raises up as maid sits on a barrel that goes in the floors a55
a huge gold boot comes out of a capsule like in a genesis game and kicks maid a few times in his candy a55, then he tries punching it but a demon hand comes from the wall to grab him
this lnconmo is into the black arts
say a prayer
he bumps into the telescope that falls on him and extends like its b0ning at him, but he moves back like a force from it pushed him w/o contact
linconmo brings a wizard who uses magic to lower the chair artist is on
then rings in a swarm of wizards who bring in a cauldron and they mix cr-p in it to make i think apples or bread
wizard throws 1 on the floor to make an angel appear in pink smoke like a ninja smoke ball
wait its a female with long cloth on her arms who turns into a weird yokai gon=d face that dances out on girl legs
artist trys paying wizard who dont want money, dont want fame, dont want a credit card to praise His name
wizard has artist sign a paper then artist/maid leave w/the box of bread things
the wizards remove the robe to sow foot long b0ners i mean 1800s clothes as this bird demon yokai statue on the ceiling spazzes out
wizard is in a red robe and hat thats colored like its drawn on and sends the gang out
then this cauldron erupts with soviet spurm i mean h=llfire
maid with bread ninja smoke things goes by a dinner table
artist throws a smoke thing to summon a treasure chest then 2 George Washington guys come out and pull a smaller chest out that 2 more George washinton guys come out, who pull a 3rd chest out the 1st and 2 more come out
they throw the table, chairs and cloths in the 1st chest, move it, and take out 2 more chests the put painting/furniture in, then line the boxes up and put people in em
the boxes turn to a train with em in cage things the they hook a train engine box to it and drive of
1 guy almost gets out by opening the box but is sealed like a butt on a stoma
the red guy comes rom the floor and the George Washington guys turn to devilman like guys then red guy goes in a square hole in the floors a55 and the demon team rolls on the floor and it poos to pink smoke across the floor like two face's attack on level 2 of Batman And Robin on Genesis
train goes by a wine store and people throw trash at the cagedfrom windows
it crosses a wood bridge that freaks and the cages fall then guy from a roof by it comes out and spazzes out
the train goes by a village and lets the last guy out the cage and its artist then the train goes boxes which are carried off
a cook comes by and maid/artist go in a restraint but cook is the red guy who summons 2 black devils who walk on all 4's in the restruant then re guy goes in the well they came from
in there is pictures of demon clowns as they are based on fallen angels and a chair vanishes as maid is gonna sit on it
food goes in a clown pictures mouth fallin up the chairs vanish
the food warps from table to table as do the chairs and then vanish and return a bit
black demons throws cr-p from the cupboard and come out so the duo runs/is chased
they come to a meal at a table of people but the blacky's run on it and the people flee
the duo trys to eat but the blacks put the pots on the duos heads then the tables vanish
the blacks crawl Around and cooks come in but get roughed by em and they run away like bosses on spider man venom separation anxiety after hitting em
the chefs fall in a hole in the floors a55 and some of the demon look like Harley quinn rom batman 90s who people find hot for some reason but is just a clown with a bad accent
Harley quinn demon ump in an out of things and to the ceiling but chefs return and they all flee then chefs return and laff
the duo get to a horse and cat but red guy throws 1 guy in a barrel then turns the horse to a skeleton and cart to a weird gold flesh thing like a Yugioh card
maid whips the horse til it falls backward and chefs spazz out til red guy gets on a car thing behind the cart and drives it on
we get a miniature of the cart over hills and in a barfing volcano then see the cart driven over the sky or space with the skeleton horse flailing and stars with 6 points and moons and suns and planets wit a geezer in it and a crescent moon with a chick on it posing hot and people flying and a 5 point star woman
the horse stops so maid beats it so it poots white dust like nose candy on him
it moves as faces in many pointed stars go by and it falls but artist has an umbrella
they all in a roof in a dining room with people in it but red guy comes out a table with the paper, lifts up artist then drags him to h=ll
in there is a spiky demon place and chicks as status and red guy summons a big face from the floor that demon guys come out the mouth and poke him with forks
the face goes then the people come out and demon bring wood thins to combine to a wheel then get him on a spit and spin him as a demon in the wheel turns it and fire cooks him
the end
that as pretty good
no title cards but i got the jist of it
good warning of alchemy and science being connected to the black arts
creative color an designs
i knew of the skeleton horse scene but nothing else besides its a bit like Faust and it was pretty cool
so the bad guy wins and the good guy goes to h-ll or dealing with the black arts
interesting end
they'd not do that today
but Angel On My Shoulder was smilair
Glad I saw it
For The Merry Frolics Of Satan 2 I want it to be the istant future year of 1935 and te land is a cybertech metropolis but te eggs or smoke things are found and release demons that attack. So the syber cops gotta take em on ith lash Gordon weapons. Also its a 16 bit game like the 16 bit Judge Dredd on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as a guy and fit in a German expressionist cyber punk city and fight released demons.
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