Tom Sawyer Review

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Tom Sawyer

This is my review on Tom Sawyer from the ditant future year to Genghis Khan of 1973(40 years before ronotech season 01)

Its directed by Don Taylor who di Escape from the Planet of the Apes/Damien - Omen II/The Final Countdown

It staras Johnny Whitaker from nothing i saw, el deviento Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver/The Silence of the Lambs/1994 Maverick/The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys/The Partridge Family/he Simpsons, Jeff East from Superman/Pumpkinhead/M*A*S*H/Doogie Howser, M.D., Good Catholic Celeste Holm from The Snake Pit/Fantasy Island/romised Land/Touched by an Angel, Warren Oates from The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Major Dundee/In the Heat of the Night/Blue Thunder/Rawhide/The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/1964 The Outer Limits, Lucille Benson, not luc vesson from 80s Halloween II/The Waltons/Little House on the Prairie, Henry Jones(Not Indiana or his dad) from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Support Your Local Gunfighter/Nine to Five/Arachnophobia/1959 The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Partridge Family/Murder, She Wrote/Coach, Noah Keen from Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Rockford Files, Dub Taylor from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Them!/A Star Is Born/Major Dundee/Bonnie and Clyde/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/Back to the Future Part III/Maverick 1994/Twilight Zone/60s Dennis the Menace/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian\zThe Monkees/Partridge Family/Little House on the Prairie\The Cosby Show/Designing Women, Richard Eastham from Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Waltons, Sandy Kenyon from The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1964 The Outer Limits/The Andy Griffith Show/The Partridge Family/All in the Family/Happy Days/The Rockford Files/M*A*S*H/The Waltons/Designing Women/Garfield and Friends/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and a number of guys not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, Creator hater, gender offender, ripple nipple, froty booty, Sodom bottom, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a der with a steer in its real wikipeia who s look evil.makes bad things look good and good thin

Its based on a book by demon worshipper, Creator hater, pro commie, pro union, anti Property Rights mark twain who burns in h-ll with his evil kind

My dad read my the Classics Illustrated Comic of it in the 90s or 00s and i liked it

Its doe by The Sherman Brothers who did sme good things

after mgm logo we geta widescreen and colored look at 1800s life and huck finn skips class, takes pff his shoes and runs as credits and title plays and goes by the river and a ni e song plays

hay, john Williams did the music, nice

he meets wait, hes tom and the other guy he meets is huck who has a dead cat and wants to use it to get a soul from a dead body at midnight as the devil comes for the newly dead soul

this is dark, demon worshiopper mark twain

a guy comes by andhuck never went to school and talks with a guy drinking beer from a glass bottle they had in the slavery days as tech wasmore advanced than THEY want us to think

a guy calle injun joe comes by and brings drunk and the boys thin hes up to something but play piratesand go on a raft

later a dr treats a boy wjo broke him ar falling out an apple tree and joe and drunk come by and blame him for joes crippley leg

teacheri think looks for tom and is mad he pulled a ferris buelar then sings a song of him antics as thee girls sing his defence saying hes an orphan

the widow doyglass comes by aand they have dinner but tomsneaks in, falls and makes noise

he sez he was late cuz of helping the widow douglass who busted her leg with bone coming out

he coms down and sees her there and teacher really aunt sez he lies and was hanging with huck finn who sez the n word a lot and sez no dinner

dougless sez huck isn't bad and needs help

tom has to psint the fence and tricks an openly black kid into doing it cuz tom made it sound like its fun and gets him to give him an item

then tricks more kis to do his wor saying its fun and they sing a song of it

child labor!!!

they then chase him down as i guess they saw he conned em and jump in the water which turns white from pollution

tom goes to a fancy place and looks at painting hanging upside down and meets a girl beky wih the goo hair sez hes a minstral show guy and tells to call him tm

her dad buys his cr-p and he goes off happy starting a relationship on a lie

druk goes by an undertaker not the wwf guy and hines of the  coffin being 2 50

tomnever saw a corse b4 and drink has a drink he hidin the wood pil and sings a song of things bing predestined

drunk drinks and gets booze on tom anmdhis aunt sez no dinner but he claims its a snake bite emedy which his cousins or w/e say is clever which she agrees

at night thays clearly day but tinted tom and hunk go to the grve yard with the dead cat in a ba for some necromancy

oe and drunk dig up the dead guy of irrosis from drunmking too much as dr ants to use his guts or w/e

joe gets disgruntled over dr crippling him and wants more money

so a fight breaks out, drunk is knocked out, jow shanmks dr and puts the knife in drunks hand and sezu did it when he wakes up

tom and huck saw it all and get home then wrote a blood pact on opaper saying not to tell or they'd die

whats with this demonic arts in here?

tom goes to school and the class sez drunk mudd potter like harry potter or Beatrixpotter iced the dr

teavher tells of the turks and crusadesas kids text with a slate and chalk and pass it around like notes in the 1800s

the slate breaks and tom takes the whip for becky by saying its his

he tries telling hi aunt who sez he's not been himself and if this were today he'd have been touched by a crepy teaer or something like in Degrassi

at night as tom don't need sleep from too much night basketball, he hears drunk mudd is gonn get hung for the oes crimes and goes to wish him luck

the lawyer in't doing much as he dont get psid for him much and gets more makming a coffin when he's strung up

drunk sezloquor makes himmore calm and at the trial joe sez he saw drunk shank the doc but tom freaks out "hes a liar! I saw it"

tom goes up to the stand and sez he was trying to get the wdow douglass's dead cat to have the dead guys soul and crowd lauhs

he reveals oe iced the guy and joe throws a knife at tom and right by his head, then umps out a 2nd story window and lands then runs like hes john wilkes booth

he had a knife in courd?!

he was gonna murder a witness, in court, in broad daylight, with countless witnesses, and hoes to not get the guillotine?!

so becky likes how brave he was and it has a heartwarming positive song

he wants to get enganges and they think it means you say i love u and kiss and thats it

they do so and she thinks he was engages to others and storms off

now shes done with men

huck jumps him and attacks tom over telling and worries joe is gonna cut him up and make tom tell who was with him

huck goes off to hide or w/e in the castles of the swamp under the goo with demon treasures

tom sneaks in at night and not day  tinted

aunt sez wtf happened as hes all beat up and he sez he was kicked by a horse

aunt ez stop lying and mary the cousin sez he told the trurth in court and she sez she wants him to be better than his dead beat dad who ditched the fam and left his mom to rot and bite it

probably gave her a b0ning disease too

he sez someting of wanting to be God and aunt slaps him for blasphemy and he sings a song on if he was God and how he'd makeit a utopia paradise

kinda sacreligious, wanting to be God, like satan wanted.

good going mark twain, gotta orrupt the pure

so tom runs away like that loser kid who's rents took awayhis x box and he fell outta a tree an bit it

at night a stm boat sees tm and huck in a raft and runs em overfter trying to evade buttey jumped b4 it hit

and ten they died cuz his i the soviet version like anna Karenina or the Sea gull

jk really the aunt finds tomran away and probably joined the circus likr todd browning

tim and huck live in the wild and celebrate being free by making a helter like naked and araid but they are neither

wait they swim naked and gota watch out for snapping turtles biting off their parts

they smoke a pipe and i hope not chronic and they live on an island thinking no one would find em and they could live there forever

tom wishes he could be dead for a day and ghost walk around and wonders wherejoe is and think south America

joe comes in toms room and hears the cops say they are probably dead in the river

anut sings a song of om but this more sad and feeling and looking at hm good

later tm and huck see a boat firing a cannon to make the bodies rise

they go to make a rft but find their past one damaged but there by the side

the church has a servive to remember tom and huck with the juge and beckys dad praising him for defending his daughter and standing up to a killer

but the duo is in the back crying at their words andeveryones glad

thenoe comes n, shoots the place up, and takes himself out, as dark music plas

jk its not one of THOSE 70s movies

drunk tells off undertaker and sez they dont need coffins

why would they need coffins? there no bodies!

1 cousin sez she dreamed jow was in their home but aunt sez hes probably long gone

then a happy upbeat song as they go through town

they play summer picnic games like three legged race, tug of war, sack race, and other fun we did as 90s kids

at night tm wants to go in a cave for the best drinkin water in misouriin an underground river and sez they'd get back in time for fire works

he gets a trrch and oes in with becky and tells aunt hes getting becky a drink

they miss the fire works and go in a cave as the final battle isn't in a factory cuz this is the 1800s

they drink undrrground water and jo comes after em as they run but his leg is f;d and they can outrun him

the town realizes toms gne and in the cave and 1 kid huck sz he knows where they is

they go in calin for huck i mean tom and becky sez we're here but tom stops em as joes adter em

tom and becky thatcher like the woman who saved England from unionites find a skelrton and go by a high place

the posse come by the skeleton and thinks tom ate becky

jk really joe comes to em but drunk throws a torch at joes arm and he falls into the outer darkness

so juge thinks tom knew the killer was in there and should've got a team to fight him ut he was brave

after church huck is living back in his cr-p shack addidnt like living with Fredrick oyglass's widpw and had t live civilized and had to run to the attc and swear for 19 mins to get the foul taste back

thi kid is a menace, louis c k was right

coming soon, huck fn played by Samuel l jackson

cuz he swears and sez the n word often

drnk sez bye to om and gets 1 last drink from the coffin

judge thatcher takes time to st lewis for a fortnight and he sez bye to his fam

he takes a stam boat ad a song plays of a boy being free as a youth

the end

that was nice

positive and fun butwith action and danger

a simp;er time that we can relate to

wonderful music and good filming and the widescreen isn't so bad despite bein pretty igh black bars

good acting and style and its well made despite all the dark occultism

i liked it and its nice and fun

wasn't there a scene in the book where he hid buter under his hat and a chick saw it melting and said "he's got brain fever and its laking out@!"??

flad I saw it, it lifted my spirits and brightened my day

For Tom Sawyer 2 I want injun joe to have survived faling as he landed on a graven idol from before noahs flood as the cave was a temple of sin before. he gins dar powers and comes after tom with him leaving a trail of destruction o the 1800s to find him but when he gets to tom, becky says a prayer and an angel comes down and fights him. Also its an 8 bit game like rambpage on sega master system and game gear, nes, game boy, tg16, Atari jaguar and lynx where you play as devolved joe and grow to giant sie and bust up the Greek style buildings of America from before the catalysm and in the end, you play as the Angel and smite it with a flaming sword.