Azuki Chan Review

 Note: I spell like a Japanese school girl

Azuki Chan

This is my review on Azuki Chan from the distant future year to Osamu Tezuka of 1995 (30 years before Transformers Virtory)

Its directed by Masayuki Kojima who did Genesis Climber Mospeada(Robotech Season 3) and The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross (Robotech Season 02)

Its based on a Manga by Yasushi Akimoto and Chika Kimura that i neer read

It stars Issei Miyazaki from Barefoot Gen/BECK: Mongolian Chop Squad/BioHunter/Cardcaptors/Devil Hunter Yohko/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Tenjho Tenge/Wedding Peach, Yukana Nogami from Bleach/Dragon Ball Super(ew! and she was kale, one of the cr-ppy loser saiyans )/Flint: The Time Detective/Inuyasha/MAR/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Cure/Sekirei/Sgt. Frog/Super Dragon Ball Heroes/Cardcaptors/Ghost Stories/Wedding Peach/Toei Yu-Gi-Oh!, Kyousei Tsukui from Angel Cop/Call Me Tonight/Case Closed/Cyber City Oedo 808/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Midnight Panther(wasnt dat p0rn0?_Mobile Fighter G Gundam/Monster Rancher/Magical Doremi/Sgt. Frog, Mitsuaki Madono from 00s Astro Boy/90s Berserk/Beyblade/Bleach/Case Closed/Cybersix/Digimon Fusion/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Flame of Recca/Flint: The Time Detective/Fullmetal Alchemist/GaoGaiGar: King of the Braves/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Monster Rancher/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon Crystal/Saint Tail/Sgt. Frog/Shaman King/Street Fighter II V/Tenjho Tenge/Escaflowne/Wedding Peach, Rei Sakuma frpm Agent Aika/Angel CopCardcaptors/Case Closed/Cosmos Pink Shock/Dragon Half/Hamtaro/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Shuten Doji/Wedding Peach, Rica Matsumoto Rica Matsumoto fromGravion Zwei/M.D. Geist directors cut/Mon Colle Knights/Naruto/New Cutey Honey/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Yu-Gi-Oh, Taeko Kawata frpm the sonic games/Bleach/Cardcaptors/Pokémon/Sonic X/Wedding Peach/Zatch Bell/Dragon Half/New Cutey Honey/Sailor Moon, Yukiji from Duel Masters/Flint: The Time Detective/Inuyasha/Pokémon/Sgt. Frog/Zatch Bell/Wedding Peach, Etsuko Kozakura from Sonic Games/ 00s Astro Boy/Case Closed/Daigunder/Ghost Stories/Inuyasha/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Sgt. Frog/Sonic X/Yo-kai Watch, Keiichi Sonobe from Amazing Nurse Nanako/Case Closed/Daigunder/Digimon/Digimon Frontier/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z Kai/Fist of the North Star - Legend of Raoh: Chapter of Death in Love/Fullmetal Alchemist/Gintama/MAR/Monkey Magic/Monster Rancher/Naruto/New Fist of the North Star/One Piece/Pokémon/Pretty Cure/Sgt. Frog/Spider Riders/Zatch Bell, Kunihiko Yasui from Capcom vs SNK/The King of Fighters/Rockman ZX Advent/Apocalypse Zero/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Demon Beast Invasion(a p0rb0)The King of Fighters: Another Day/M.D. Geist directors cut and 2/Naruto/New Cutey Honey/Ninja Resurrection/Sgt. Frog/Venus 5(a p0rn0)/Wedding Peach, Saori Higashi from Case Closed/Inuyasha, and Yuko Minaguchi from Tales of Symphonia/Sonic Shuffle/Klonoa/Dragon Ball Final Boot/Jushin Liger/BioHunter/Cardcaptors/Case Closed/Devilman Lady/Dragon Ball GT/Dragon Ball Super/Dragon Ball Z/Dragon's Heaven/Fist of the North Star 2/Fist of the North Star: Strawberry Flavor/lame of Recca/Golden Boy/Inuyasha/One Piece/Pokémon Chronicles/Sailor Moon/Super Dragon Ball Heroes.

I never sw this but my homie likes it and it was part of a double bill with the Sailor Moon SuperS movie, which I saw once but it was pretty good

ooh, it animated by Madhouse. Thye are usually great

so after the toei logo as they did some work on it, we get a drawing of azuki or red bean to soem 90s msuic and she dudnt like it but after a guy shes gay or yuunosuke liked it she became hs friend

her rival is yoko who wants yuunosuke and it valentines day where she ants to make chocolate wirh ore love than yoko for him

then an opening thats fun and nice and well animated to a nice song

this is when anime was good, its fun and creative and nice

also its widrescrene and colored but looks ike it should be fullcreen and was cropped for theatres as a lot of stuff is half offscreen, kinda like the dbz movies or transformers the movie

so kaoru shows azuki home bmade chocolate in a magazin and azuki wants her to mak it for ken the guy shes into and kaoru thinks it would be a waste as he sed men dont accept those things ad sh-ts of it(not literally)

azuki sez hes embarrassed and offers to team up to buy the book and do it with her(and not b0ning)

they walk home and talk about the chocolate they'd make and then yoo comes out and not like yuri on ice and sez shes havign a girls party in her vacation hosue wih skiing and its 2 hours away by car

is this like the lake epsiode of sailor moon where they go to the hot springs and sammy takes off serena's towel and the 90s dub kept it in??

So the 1st day of holidays is valentines day and at home this chick with red hair sez she dont wanna go to a snob party and suggests they say they got a grandma's b day

azuki calls yoko whp sez others didn't wanna come andseems like she dont thin girls like her

i assume shes gonna get disenfranchised and shoot the place up

ay school later red gead sez se'd be ok abd the other chicks dont got cr-p to do

yuunosuke comes in and heard she turned it down so hes going with en and matoko who are guys the azuki gang likes(azuki gang sounds like its in a Sukeban thing)

ken wants to ski/sowboard ad yoko comes in and is chumy with yuunosuke and not as in b0ning

red hair sez this was a plan yoko had to invite the boys to her vaentines party ans auki ssz had she known yuunosuke as coming she'd hae aid yes

I think this party is how spike hot ptegnant with emma in Degrassi jr high

so red head ssz sez theyd have a party  for her grandma and kaoru and azuki think yoko will give yuunosuke fancy chocolates

its probably got exotic spice in it that'll give him the runs

hnnnnnnng schlopppppp!!!

azuki thinks their home made chocolates will be overshadowerd and they cant give em to yuunosuke cuz hes 2 hours away

azuki gets home and her kid bro like Sammy in sailor moon is gonna go skiing and sh-t off fireworks in the place the yoko has her party as ken is bringing him to yoko's party

azuki looks at the chocolate book and imaguines giving yuunosuke home made chocolates by the fireplace

then he clutches his stomach and groans and tentacles erupt from his body and a big yokai bursts out his skin and says "At last, a virgin to impregnant with my demon goo!"

jk really dad sez yuunosuke is calling her and yuunosukeasks what soubineer she wants  and how her bro is coming and he looks forward to direworks and is picking up her bro day after tomorrow(When the ice age happenas and wipes out soviet Canada) cuz her house is closest to his

she's happy hes comming to her place and after hanging p ecides to get her a55 in gear

then we see a montage of her trying on aruous sexy outdfits cuz this is Japan, and wearing SM Gear and that Japanese rope thing anddressed like a h--ker in a string bikini top and microskirt and thigh high pleather neon high eel boots and buying a lot of c0nd0ms

jk even Japan won't do that, well,, not in this show anyway, really she

she alls kaoru and sez ti make choolate for the boys tomorrow after school nd she sez she needs moms apron

then they try making chocolate and hocolae and cream dont mix at that temp

her brother tries dipping his finger in the chocolate but burns it cuz its hot anc i hope that finger wasn't in his a55

mom ass if the cholcoate is for a boy and aziki sez go away and they make chocolaye in molds like creepy crawlers and she gives the devolved pieces to her brother

at night she prays to The Creator for the chutzpa to give yuunosukechocoateand he'd be happy with it

praying in anime? the dub might cut it like Saint Tail, but Escaflowne didn't censor it when Allen got shanked

the next day yuunosuke comes by and she sez fr bro to stay til she tells him and he knows of the chocolate but se denies it

she opens the door and its ken as yuunosuke had smething come up and he left on his own so he sent ken for the kid bro daizu

aziki is bummed and asks if he saw kaoru but he dsnt

kaoru is bummed as shes waiting fr ken to come by to yokos place buthe didn't go and the 2 broads wait inthe main room bummed

they start cutting themselves crying tears of blood and screaming crawl ing in my sin, these wounds they do not he al

jk really azukis rents say thety're going out and leave em alone til they return in the eening

the girls say 'the h-ll with boyts! lets try smething else!" and start making out

jk thats go nagai, really they think of the guys they like and yoko is driveb by her om wirh ken and daiz in a snowy road

moms a female Asian driver and drive off the road int the woods and nails a tree

this is how horror movies start. i assume a yokai will get em. Better call enma kun or enpi chan

red hea called idama is witrh the main 2 and laighs and sez they were s bummed they forgot er grandmas b day but the boys brobably frgot its valentines day as yuunosuke isn't the kinda guy to do cr-p like go to her party like thar

azuki gets a cal from yuunosuke saying the yoko ad cums never got him abd mijt br a car accident and the place he called isn'r responding

kaoru thinks something happened and jidama sez ken won't die while azuka thinks her rents are out and this is the 90s beore sieve jobs ruined the world with his apple cr-p, there's o cellphones

the teacher comes by and sez yuunosuke called him but they dnt now what happened so he's goung there and tey have teacher bring em in hus cr-pmobile

the teaher just brings a buncha ids somewhere? the 90s were innocent

so at night they find yokos oms car and yokos mom comes out of a builing and the others are in there and ok

a tow trick brought em to afety and yoko gt a fever being in the cold as se lower evolved

yuunosukes taking a tran and isn't tere yet so azuki thinkshe might be lost

we se him walkin the snowy woods ancomes after a car but dont contact it and it goes by

then he hears a sound and tuns to see a dog headed yokai with oozing rool and blood red eyes that glow

j rwally azuki wants to go but teacher sez she might get lost too

ken sez he wishes the house ha a ignal but 1 guy sez use a smoke signal like a nina so aziki ssz usefirework

they do and yuunosuke seez em and recalla azukis words and runs to where they are like the Wise Men and the Fist of the Star Of Bethlehem

he gets there andsees zuki and sez its ciz she tod hi and asks why ses here

ken sez she was woorrosd anfken wants to go night skiing like that epof sailor oon when daren was evil and raye skied wutserena and chad

yuunosuke wants to go if aziki and kaoru go and yoko ties togo but is f'd out and goes inside

seeing yoko's resolve they ganbare and night snii i mean ski and ken sez he ddnt gr choolate ton yoko but did rom daizu and it was gomemade and good whch makes kaworu i mean kaoru hapy

yuunosukesaid he as bumed she wasn't coming but is glad shes here anfd azikis brother snowboards into her

her leg is snaped and se's bleeding out but saus "ill see you in h-llyuunosuke-kun" andbarfs blood

jk rwallyshes ok and daizu gives herhis chocolate he ave herand its the devoled piece and shes worried it might be dtoo devoled for im

she offers him it and he laughs and sez he forgot it was alentines day and if he knew he'd have turned dwn yoko

e accepts her chocolate and j-ZZ spills n it, jkits a snowflake anf he eas it ad sez it tastes like her, but nt in a cannibal way but its sweet cute and jealous

she sez she'd never forgt valentines ay and creits roll witna water color image of azuki and other guys in it to bell ad orchestral music, wait its her and yuunosuke

the end

that was nice

cute innocent, fyn, kind and whlesme

its lite an positive and has heart and seems like peanuts eith Charlie brown in more than art and looks

i enjoyed it and the animation is good and it has charm and heart

glad i saw it, and thanks ryan for suggesti i review it

For Azuki Chan 2 I want it to be years later and she's married o Yunosuke and she's getting knda fat but don know if she's pregnant, so she ries to get a pregnancy test and stuff keeps coming p, lus hes pretty fat and keeps getting stuc in thins and haing to stop to breathe and chug a 2L bottle of pop. Also its a 128 bit game on Dramcast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you play as her and do miniames to get places and do tasks and stuff and press the right buttons to ecover stamina.

Crossfire Trail Review

 Note: I spell like i got caught up n the cross fire!!

Crossfire Trail

This is my review on Crossfire Trail from the diastant future year to alec iinness of 2001 (10 years before Robotech and Transformers the headmasters)

Its directed by Simon Wincer who did Quigley Down Under/Free Willy 01

its based on a book by openly French Louis L'Amour tht i never read

It stars manly Tom Selleck from The Rockford Files/Magnum, P.I./Friends/Boston Legal/Blue Bloods/Myra Breckinridge/Coma/Quigley Down Under/The Shadow Riders/The Sacketts/myra Breckinridge/Last Stand At Saber River, Openly Blonde Virginia Madsen from Dune/Candyman 1/The Number 23/Wonder Woman the direct to video 09 movie/Justice League/Spider-Man: The New Animated Series/f==kin gay a55 Teen Titans/Justice League Unlimited/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Pickle and Peanut/Designated Survivor/Voltron: Legendary Defender,  Wilford Brimley from The China Syndrome/The Thing/Cocoon 01/Seinfeld/Hard Target, David O'Hara from Braveheart/The Devil's Own/Hotel Rwanda/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Gotham, Christian Kane from the 2004 movie Taxi, Mark Harmon from Natural Born Killers/2003 Freaky Friday/Chicago Hope/The West Wing, Brad Johnson from Left Behind/Left Behind II: Tribulation Force/Left Behind: World at War, Barry Corbin from WarGames/Critters 2: The Main Course/Ghost Dad/No Country for Old Men/M*A*S*H/Life with Louie/King of the Hill/Walker, Texas Ranger/The Looney Tunes Show/opebly cr-p Modern Family/Anger Management/Young Sheldon/Yellowstone, Ken Pogue from Silence of the North/The Grey Fox/The Dead Zone/The 6th Day, Joanna Miles from Judge Dredd, Rex Linn from Thunderheart/Cliffhanger/Iron Will/Clear and Present Danger/Rush Hour/Ghosts of Mars/Cheaper by the Dozen/Unsolved Mysteries/Doogie Howser, M.D.The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/JAG/Walker, Texas Ranger/Young Sheldon, William Sanderson from Coal Miner's Daughter/Death Hunt/Blade Runner 1/Married... with Children/Batman: The Animated Series/Santo Bugito/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Jumanji the show/Walker, Texas Ranger/Cow and Chicken/The Angry Beavers/Dharma & Greg, Marshall R. Teague from The Shadow Riders/The A-Team/Quantum Leap/Baywatch/Walker, Texas Ranger/Sliders/Armageddon, Carmen Moore from Blackstone/Arctic Air/Bates Motel/Vikings, Glen Gould (Not the pianist) from Wolves from 2014/Bones of Crows/Yvon of the Yukon/Mary-Kate and Ashley in Action!/Blackstone/Murdoch Mysteries/Hard Rock Medical/Unsettled/Diggstown, and a frw i neer saw in anuthing or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, weener cleaner, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, cripple nipple, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who wants to be paid to lie to yu.

i nevr saw this b4 but its a made for tv movie and it was the most-watched made-for-cable television movie ever, until High School Musical 2

so in 1880 by soviet California a boat comes by and a dying guy talks with tom delleck and bites it so tiom beats the gay ut of the captain for what he dd to dying guy and takes oney from his box

some guys come by and hear mutiny is punished by hanging and they book it to the mountains and cr-p and say the money they took was back wages as creits roll

to caps a buffalo and 1 of his guys wants to ice more but tom sez they'll be gone in a few years

at night they camp and 1 is an irish andwants to go to montana for gold mines so in later he goes off

tom and homie goes to a place of 40 000 acres from the soo cheef red cloud by someone and on the place he goes to the town leaving homie there

in the store he orderssupplies nd sees a winhester for 32$ spcial order but the guy bit it

he meeds a blone playing moonlight sonata and recognizes it and talks with her of Beethoven wo b0ned wh0res and she thinks he's a redneck but he surprizes her

shes ann Rodney nd he sez her husband sent him there and she sez he was iced over a year ago

in the store he sez he'd get the cr-p in a day or 2 ad goes to get a drink where he mentions Charles rodny wjo everyone notices and sez rest in peace

1 guy sez a guy was caught by a raiding party or indiabs or w/e and i think the Brimley notices and followes him to the barber

as tom gets a shave brimley sez he worked with charlrs and wanted to go with him to sovet san fran Sodom

after cleaning up tom asks a guy what Rodney wore when the soo raiders took him but then notes te guy lied

a guy in a suit senfs the liar off ad makes peace wth tom  but seems sinister and the liar is called snake

on the way back brimley talkswith tm of stading up to snake and tom sez Rodney didn't get it from soo and he knows brmley speaks sooand has him say smething nice

tom goes in the woods and finds a leg broen red girl wos the chiefs daughter abd brimley wants to ditch her buttom tends to her

three toughs on horses come for the red chick but tom stands up to em and notes 1s gun is lashed dowb and  brmley has em at riflepoint and they go

rimley wants to ditch tom as he p-ssed off all the toughs and thers a red attack squad on the hill

manwe're half an hourin, tht felt like nothing

the reds come down with red cloud  and 1 sez they stole his daughter and to ice em but brimley tells em they helped her andred chck backs em up

tom sez Rodney said to look af his ranch and the red cloud lets em gobut 1 redhassles wm an runs off as tom knew he was only tying to scare em

virginya blondeis fiancé to the guy who sent liar off and wears black and tells his goons to take cae of something

blonde sez she can' pay the mortgage this month as theres not enough school kids and she might sell the ranch tinking charlies Rodney ha property in san fran sick and black suit loaned him money

at da ranch brimley and tom eat and irish comes by and then we get a montage of them getting hores and cr-p

brimley shows 1 guy i think homie a better way to file a horse hoof and do each side a bit instad of all 1 side

tom goes to chuch for prayer and blonde comes by and he tells her Charles die 6 weeks ago but i think dark syit cmes by in gray and a buster Kearon hat and tom  sez he'd be at da ranch and  goes

blonde asks if he's right of charle biting it recent anddark suit out of dark suit sez he only wants her ranch

after more ranch cr-p irishmmcirishmakes another irish joke and plays ches with brmley who wants no more irish jokes but homie likes em

in day timeblonde comes by and tom sez he promised cgarlies to lookm after his place and woan but he dont believe it cuz he never mrentioned tom

she goe of bt tom follows and she sez she met Charlie in san fran sicko and he wanted to be a big advsnturer but their daughter bit it at 4 months and they are at a grave and she gets jittery

tom sez charlies talked of da racnh al; the time but loved her most

tom goes to the bar and has a drink and tells blone carlies sold hi san fran cr-p to pay the mortgage and was shanghaied when drink to celebrate and when he trid to escape the bot the cptain beat him dead

one of the toughs wants to face tom so he gets the gun from the store and tells the tough he otta thank tom as the red chick was red clouds daughter AND red colud would skin him alive

tough shoots at tom but he went from magnum to 1 gauge an dtakes hi out and another guy on the roof cuz hes like a ninja and sensed his ki i think

at dinner dark suit in gray sez tough tried to b0ne a red girl and tom interviened and tom is lying about the holding in san fran solfd to pay the thin

at the ranch a cow is caught in a tar thing and tom ants to sell it as ashphalt to pave the streets o pay the mortgage

at the ranch they see the brother of tough who wants revenge and the sherrif wants to arrest him but it was self defence

dark uit guy sez hes the orghate holder and wants tom and friends out in 3 days but tom sez he got the money but dark suit se prove it

at home blonde dont lie hi wanting to send away tom but he tries to explain and she sez tom put flowers on her kids grave and when he sez the ranch is still hers, she sez she chooses ho stays on it

aftr tom and friends shoot cans blimey is at a bar and dark suit named bruce like booty boy offers him a stay at the ranch after tom is out but he dont anna

so this black hat comes bylookin like David kaye from beast wars and tom knows he;s gotta deal with him and comes to town

in school blonde reads a poem to kids and Tom comes by and reveals his name is Raphael like the angel or Ninja Turtle or Painter and his om got him good protoculture like Beethoven and Milton and sent him to the Jesuits but he didn't stick wth it

bruce meets with David kaye guy and revelas they were the ones who sent Charlie to the sea and expected him to bite it but didn't expect tom to come in liek an angel and not David kaye thought he otta just cap Charlie and could cap bruce and get it over with

brce goes to blonde and wants to marry her and later she goes to see tom and finds the tar on the property and its what back door bruce is after an they wind up smooching

not David kaye is gonna sniper tm but really he gets i think the irishma as the iris were the ethnics in that era and not considered White

wait its the homie who got it and the irish screams noooooooooooooooo

she goes to bruce and when she dont go with himto marry he slaps her and brings her to the barto force a marriage like hes a gaijin or something

sherrif sez object or hodl ur peace and barkeep sez he onjects cuz its not right so bruce caps himin the heart in front of many people like hes era miller

sherrif regrettingly marries em as she sez i do n- and covers her mouth and sherrif regrets it after

he takes her to a room to b0ne but she fights back and he slugs her out and leaves as i guess he's ot into b0ning what seems dead

after a servive for the homiethe three musketeers as aramis got capped head throguht the woods at night to save the day

in daytime bilmemey tsueis to sniper the davi kays sniper but htis the church bel nesxt to him an chaps brewaks out

eventually theres a gunfight and tom and firends with help from a geezer fire on the saloon and tom learns his woman the blonde is captive by the bad guy like t r Edwards having lisa hayes pregnant captive as rick hunter fights him in the original script for robotech ii the sentinels

sherrif leaves after a drink and throws his badge and tom gets shot but when down the David kaye comes by and tom takes him down but 4 he ends David kaye, bruce caps him

b4 the bruce finishes him, blonde wastes him and they walk off bullet wounds

the end

That was petty good

people hated it cuz it didn't do much new, but you don't gotta reinvent the when each time you make a new car

good acting and Tom was good in it

nice twists but i saw em coming but were still good

the music and acting was well done as were the effects and action

didn't expect the chick to end the bad guy but it works, like Sailor Venus killing queen beryl in the manga

its a solid movie and goes by at a good pace with no drag and nice flow

it doesn't feel like 2 hours with adds and had good heart

Glad I Saw This One

For Crossfire Trail 2 I want it to be years later and the oil sees to run dry and their daughter goes into the hole in the earths a55 to find the issue, turns out this underground city of coyote people is there and has plugged the hole the oil was abiotically made in for their oen reasons, so she has to take em out with a plasma rifle with infinite ammo and upgrade ammo packs she takes fro em to wipe em out cuz they're daemons. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game like Life On Earth on Sega Genesuis, Snes TG16 Atari Jaguar, and GBA.

The Love Punch Review

 Note: I spell lovey

The Love Punch

This is my review on The Love Punch from the distant fiture year to Chris Latta of 2013 (The year of Astro Boy and Robotech)

Its directal by Joel Hopkins who did nothing I saw

it stars pierce brosnan from Mrs. Doubtfire/Mars Attacks!/Seraphim Falls/Mamma Mia!/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/The Simpsons, Openly Brittish Creator hater Emma Thompson (ene enema) from Much Ado About Nothing/The Remains of the Day/Junior/Treasure Planet disney version not the weird a55 hungarian one/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Nanny McPhee/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/I Am Legend/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Bridget Jones's Baby/Cheers/bytt pl=g Saturday Night Live, Celia Imrie fron Highlander 01/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/The Borrowers/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Bridget Jones's Diary/Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason/Nanny McPhee/Bridget Jones's Baby/1999 A Christmas Carol, Timothy Spall from Chicken Run/Rock Star/The Last Samurai/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street/Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince/Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland/The King's Speech/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Red Dwarf, occult user Marisa Berenson from Cabaret/Who's The Boss?, fellow ocd rabbit Tuppence Middleton from Jupiter Ascending, John Ramm from butt a55 Shakespeare in Love, animal supremacist semi nipponjin Eleanor Matsuura from Wonder Woman/Justice League/Law & Order: UK, and a buncha people i never sw in anything, mostly frenchies, and/or aint on bavk door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, candy a55, banana crammer, gender offender, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia that questions Chririan Historical Figures but never gaijin.

I never sqw tjis b4 but its openly briottish

so at a wedding or something pierce drinks with a chick who sings and they were a couple b4

chick talks with a guy who got flowers and shes allergic to em cuz shes evolutinalily challenged and ahe smacks piece with em for no reason

then opening credits to shapes moving around t music

laterpierce is wke up by a soviet chick who wants pierce to move his car so she can gt hers and go off with a new butt buddy

main chick talks with guys hen pierce lays golf cuz he's openly irish and its what their kind do besides b0ning potatoes

he talks about being free and not working for da man anf his back f'd out and he calls his daughter whos with main chick and shes going to some place

pierce retired and wanted to buy a boat and sail da world but dUFHter sez he wanted to do it w/ mom

daughters graduating, 2 days til retiremeny, gonna go around da wRULDO  wth wife, now he needs to get Mendoza

main chik gets home and only has a cat like commies and feminists and piers is later in lie with a  openly black woman and has a lot of cr-p to to including a pr-state exam where they reach in yo a55 to make sure ur ok and dont die

then word happens that da shares are worythless and i think the company f;d out so he sez he's gonna help em

main chick writes a prophile for a dating site as sge needs a man to b0ne her and can't rely on the cat like SaILOR  Venus

the news sez a diamond was bought by an ann and she sez it otta be used to help slum kids

pueres coesgo i mean to see main chic and hes drunkabd se their pension wa tied up i the shares that are worthless and tey are f==ked

they look into a company called lexor like lexcorp and their pensions wrr integrated and he don't like her cat and the c=ck sucker animal don't like hm

main chick can't get in the site w/o a password and they call teir son to hackthe site and when he goes to get his other coputer they see his room mate taking a big black dump with the door open like me

he gets em the password and they get in and see its a young ceo like openly weevil Zuckerberg and poers morgan but not that devolved wan ts to go see him i candy a55 frNCE like team America and brings her

hen they are in the land of asterix and obelix anddrive cr-ppy andat their home some devolved guy and chick ztop by and main couple aint there

this is another movie wth pierce brnson about divorce and comedy after mrs doubtfire

they go to the company and aint let so the wife faks having a spazm or fainting to trick the guard to get help as hes the 1 frebchie who cares for non frenchies

they talk to theceo and woman translates but then he reveals it speaks human English and wants ceo to giv e em money

being French he dont care and sez "its legal" and has em sent out

being james bond, pierce brnsn pulls a luger and puts 2 in the guts had and says "hows that for a French twist?"?

k really they see ceo goingwith some possibly French or human woman and follow him in a red cr-pmobile but he stops for a red and lose him but she ees him ad they change seats and she drives down stairs

theres a cr chase but not as fast as demolition man or slow as oj anfshe drives onsidewalks a bit and on the under tunnel i think frm the frenchconnection

t car pops 2 tires and they almost ditch the car but stop by a hotel and want 2 rooms and the lady wonders if they are bro/sis but finds they're divorced and want 2 rooms but 2 left are joined and lady thinks they otta try to rekindle the flame

later theyare in an outdoor cafe andpierce quotes bogart in Casablanca and they each get phone calls from someone and i think he gets 1 from the daughter at school

he gets a call from his soviet butt buddy andex wife laves and later its day and  she sees the butt buddy of French ceo has the diamond the eye of the rainbow, which sounds like a yugioh card, and she wants to steal it as2 wrongs make a right to her

pierce dont think its right (also theres a commandment against rhat) but he goes with it as "what do we got to lose?" (their butt virginity as this is France and you can get hard time for stealing if ur not da gov)

later pierce finds his credit cards f;d out and she sezhow someone has great les/a55 bt he likes more used women like a miIf or giIf like Chichio in DBZ/GT/AF

so the man couple ex go to a beach and theres bikini girls playing volley ball and choosing players and main chick is in a 1 pieceand claims to be her distant cousn ike in sailor moon how they cleaned up the lust

main chick does cr-py in volley bal and boating and at the beach firure wife whines of ceo using the wedding as a business meeting and getting 2 Texans over and asks main chick what to do as shes a geezer and was married

main chck sezyou gotta learn to like people and fure wife lies her for being honest

they find the weeding is in a hotel and they get son to look into the Texans andas he dors, room mate goes i, ets a mag and starts j=rkin off

e runs out to j=rk off in another room and son gets em info and they are gonna fake being the Texans andkidnap em and jack the diamons not ruby or Rubenstein who iced the guy accused but not proven to ice dat irish monkey

at the airport they meet 2 homies from b4 i tink and ge em to join their scheme and they dug the Texans and tape em to hairs and book it and male hmie stole a Texas hat thats black as they are the bad guys

they plan tp go to a jewelry dsigner pierce had an affair of the heart with, and at dinner they plantheir sceneme and priece has a fake gun wait its male homie who has a lot of stories like in guam where that 900lb guy on the learning channel was

homie wife plays with it and it goes off and they get out andmale homie as in the legion with him and if they pay for the busted wine bokttle its ok

afer a night together where i think they didn't b0ne but cuddled in clothes she sez she hasn't b0ned in 2 years

in the day its them in scuba gear andits still not james bond and in the hitel someone finds the Texans tied up all this time and probably wet and messed themselves

they go to the party andfake being Texans and theres a stature of a naked guy and a blonde touches his cold hard b0ner

male homie goes up to get a guards attention as pierce and ex woman go ove a ledge that is hih up outsde a buoldingand scares pierce

in the room they get in is cats/flowers that both are allethic to andin the party the blonde takes the icy weener and hides it in her t-ts

pierce and woman hide and try not to sneeze as fture wife is in there and is in undirs or w/e but its like a dress and alost finds em but a slve cmes in with the diamond

frure wode tells him to get out and goes to get dressed but she sees ex woman who isw/o the wig and crus about how ceo dont love her and shes a wh=re like a rap giel and pierce trus to get the dimond but she keeps layong on the bed and he dont wanta be seen

future wife hears ex woman is alletgic to flowers and throws them out the window and asks wat x woma would do and she sez ceo treas her bad but might get better and ex wman comes clean to her of her true identidy andsees pierce there

thy admit to cmming to steal the dismond claiming ts theirs and she gives e it and gets a fake and ceo comes by asking why she threw flowers out da window and sge sez shes allergic

he sezhe fnds her valuable moe than the diamond and when pierece thinks ex woman will sneeze he smooxhes her and she wants more

they return the way they git in and pierce bumps into male homie topas the diamond and furure wife sez in a speech she dont like or love eo and wants a divorce and he takes back fake diamond

then the real Texans come in and piere and chubs try to fle but get caught and interrogated

the blonde is the female hmie and male homie swALLOWS it and ex fture wife sez she swappe and sold it for money for orpgans in the ried world

ceo sez to have em disposed of and slap[rd pierce aroud as he dont hit women cuz the French are candya55 and pierce and woman are dirved out in a van

mmmale homie sez he got shrapnel in vie nam as a cover for te machine going off

the van piere and wman are in is dumped off a cliff andteeders on the ege like the jollyn olley ice cream man o the egde of sanity and sge sez sorry fr f ing the maiirige

the van tils and i tink the door is open, ja it is, and he qants togo on a round da world tour with her

thevan is pulled up by French furure ex wife and aes e but they shove it off the cliff and it blows for no reason and she drives off

main chick enema emma calls someone on text message and dont know who it is but talked wit the guy in paris and its a younger guy who's haf her age and he lies to get miIfs and giIfs and gets em to shore

he asks if pierce is her lover and she sez ex and might have eelings for him and at da boat yard she goes on a date with French bf and the music is kinda bummer but not like sodomy but ninja turtles

pierce sees mie and finds they knw of the Frenchie bf andhe reveal he has to sh-t out the diamond

in the day she wakes up naked in bed with him after b0ning and he sez she had more experience and they hear a song she likes he dont now

in a cafe the song plas andmale homie has the diamond that wad in his a55 like chritopher walken in that tarentino film andthey are gnna sell t

frebchie drivesex wife in his car like Austin powers and she sez her crazy cr-l she did

pierce meets diamond dave and hmie wige whines of his past life with all these contacts ad shrapnel and he sez its ok cuz he loves her

pierce sold the diamond and at the aiporte the ex wife comes by andwants to travel with him andhe sez yes

homie male has a safehouse under the saurs wife homie dont know of abd pierce makes out wth enema thomspns and at me gets moneyto their droogs and gors on a world tour

as they walk by a water, a driver comes by, pulls a gun and blows em out, tenputs te gu in his mouth and blows his head apart

jk really se gets him a boat

then credits

christoher robu? oh poo!

the end

that was pretty good

lite and mostly fun

treis to make thieves look good but in the end the chick gives em the necklace so its kosher

good acting and music and filming and its got some good humorist a bright movie with light colors and dspite being brittish its full of frenchies

treis to justify crime as "they have it coming" but thats how the soviets executed the czars fam and frenchies revolutioned the innocent

its a fun silly movie and i like how his homie is a secret bada55

Also its cool they got back together even though they b0ned others and might have HIV AIDS

For The Love Punch 2 I want pierce an enema emma on a boat trup and come across an uncharted islND and get caught by a secret tribe of iguana people and are gonna be vivisected. But their homie who swallowed the necklace sensed them in a psychic message and goes there with his mercenary crew to bust the demon guy. Also its a 16 bit Run N Gun game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the homie or one of his crew and fight living biotech creatures and gotta save thecouple from being vivisected.

They Review

 Note: i spelll likre THEM

They

This is Orte Samma No Review on They from the distant fuiture year to clark gabel of 2002 (20 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Is a hortror film that cr-poped out at the box oriface and people hated

then again, THEY hated Transformers The Movie

Its directally by Robert Harmonwho did nothing i ever saw but aparently has a thing fgor jesse stone, whoerever the butt f--k that is

it starannaly starees Laura Regan from law and order svu/judging amny/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, Jessica Amlee from the 2000s tweilight zone, Marc Blucas from pleseantville/house on haunted hilkl/the alamo/Buffy the Vampire Slayer\Law & Order: LA\Blue Bloods, Ethan Embry from Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle\Batman Beyond\The Zeta Project\ the 00s twilight zone\Drop Dead Diva\the 20s twilight zone, openly polish Dagmara Domińczyk from the 00s The Count of Monte Cristo\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit\The Good Wife,  Abrahams from The Faculty\Scary Movie\Meet the Parents\House of Wax\Law & Order\Boston Public\Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Alexander Gould from City of Angels\Finding Nemo\Bailey Kipper's P.O.V.\Malcolm in the Middle/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (where he got f'din the a55) Jay Brazeau from the 90s Little Women\Slam Dunk Ernest\MVP: Most Valuable Primate\House of the Dead\Watchmen\Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog\Madeline\Party of Five\Mega Man\The Odyssey\Sliders\The New Adventures of Madeline\Extreme Dinosaurs\The Adventures of Shirley Holmes\Pocket Dragon Adventures\Generation O!\The Cramp Twins\the 00s He-Man and the Masters of the Universe\The West Wing\My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, Jodelle Ferland from Silent Hill\The Cabin in the Woods\ParaNorman\the 00s tv movie Carrie\The Haunting Hour: The Series\Home Alone: The Holiday Heist, Mark Hildreth from The Odyssey\The Bots Master\The Odyssey\Fatal Fury: Legend of the Hungry Wolf\Street Fighter: The Animated Series\Fatal Fury 2: The New Battle\Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture\Dragon Ball Z\Vor-Tech: Undercover Conversion Squad\Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show\Action Man\Mobile Suit Gundam Wing\Madeline\The Cramp Twins\Class of the Titans\Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End\Wolverine and the X-Men\Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H.\\Transformers: Robots in Disguise, Jonathan Cherry from Final Destination 2\House of the Dead, and some dinks not on beta male soy boy back door candy a55 blue pill wikipedia

i never saw this but its by horror master Wes Craven who produced it or w.e and his nanme is often on it

my homie wanted me to review this and imma do it for him cuz hes a good guy

so after logis i mean logos this lutlle girl the non craven producers probably lusted after is scared ofthunder and om comforts her

wait is that a boy? wtf

mom sez no ones coming for him/her/it and sez the covers on your head prorect you

is that like duck and cover for a nuke? or a mask for the cold?

so mom goes and kids afraid of night things as it storms outside and mom didn tell him its Angels going DBZ and laterhe/its uop and calls to mom ad seez something on the window and in the blackness of the closet and hides under da covers with a flashlight

the light goes out and eveltyally ge leaves the covers ad is dragged undr the bed to be b0ned dead by demons or w/e

then title

as a 90s kid i was scared in my room once and called to mom and no one came but i got over it

later its sunny and a blonde comes home by bike and chex her answering machine then has an offscreen shower we'd see if this was the 80s and goes on a date with a guy and gives her backstory to a brown haired brown eyed white guy like in a ideo game

he sez he had a mom and is a bit moody and plays pool and guy bets her 20$ if she sinks it but she f'd out and sez doule or nothingand does

they go to an apartment to probably b0ne but stoners are in his place and didn't pay the electric bill cuz they got frired, probably for being igh ay work and eating co workers

bf and blonde go to make out for a while and start undressing with her t-ts in her low cut dress on him but she gets a phone call anda guy named billy needs her but she sez maybe tomotrow but then goes to him leaving bf to j-=rk off on the stoners

she tae a subway andlooks like the chick from the Torn vdeo meets the Siwnt Hill Chick andthe light fLIcker and goes to meet bac door billy in a dner and he looks evolved i mean Deveolved and seems on drugs

he sezhe had night terrers and now THEY are back and THEY affect thins and cant be in the light but soeoneelse saw em and went nuts and ohers know of em but no one can elp him

hes spazzing out and s sared andhe lights  go out and he eats his gun offscreen, bit in the 80s wed see his head blow aparft likw in species II

alaso fearing the dark was like Jakoh in Hokuto No Ken 2

blonde goes back to home and cleans the blood/brains off in an offscreen shower wed see in the 80s andbf comforts her and shes in the room the mabe boy was in

bf i listening to music but in the 80s s j-rkin off  and da pone wakes up blode but its not ayone so she calls to her bf andhe's gone

she hears baby cries hich makes womens b-0bs bigger andfids the shower runningad black ooze, probably spurm barfs out of the sink drain

the lghts go f'd and in the mirror door is a dark realm of thingsad the black goon er hand bends weird

bf comes in and she freak outvlike a blue sy nu seeng something they/them/iot disagrees with and she was told shes sleepwalking

at the service shesees a baby which was probaby pooped out recently and sez se was babk door  billys buddy

a guy named sam and his room mate terry werebeblly banana buddys and she sez ahe didn't understand hi and sa sez the Prozac didn't help him

wtf we're 24 mins in? that felylike nothing!

she chex mix his room and finds newspaper clips and batteries and terry sez he med here III months ago planning for a long thing and was afraid and sez billy told her o how they all had night terr wers and thats qaht got em toghyehet

i think thats daemons dude, pray it away rebukke it

at night she drivex and the song kis on her radioand power in her car f;d ot, which aliens and sasquatch and ghosts nd daemons do, and she runs over a wolf thing nd stops as her car f'd put

she gets oyt with a flash light and its foffy and kinda ligh and cex da under the hoodand reconnecs cr-op and hears a sound like the symbypote in 90s spdrman

the flasherlghr gows f'd andse get in and the car dont start andshe seez her dead illy nxt to her and fsall outta da car as a trck gws by

the car works and s4e goes back to he bf wit his stoners place and hes dribk and will probaby get iced

se sez se h an accident andthought ahe hot something and hot braes and went offroad bt dont know what it was and when bf okes she gets b--chy and whines of himgetting drunk

bf sez afreter a 13 car pilw  up he spent hours cutting corpses oytta cars andthis is how he unwinds

with sam and terry they read billys notes and of demon that attack in the dark as its their way in and she hd nigh terrers and terry sez its like shes 5 aGAIN in dark rooms(age regression fetish!~)

at 5 she saw her sister die in a lake nd had night terrers and when her mom came she was gone but she was in the doghouse and when he reached in she stabbed him in the eye thinking hes a daemon

so blonde goes to see a shirnk about night terrers and sez what happened over the1st, 38 mins?! This movie is whizzone by!

shrik sz she saw him after her dad iced himself and her recent cr-p is from recent trauma and night terrers are part of growing up (wyf?! its not like worms!!)

he offers more talks and se goes to this silent hill looing basement to get dr-p abd a possible gaijin bumps into her

she paints wait i think its sam paining sme black thing and terry asks wat did billy think b4 he did it and what its like to be that low

she icks at a wound that isn't healing and they seem kinda goth/emo and sam sez he should've gone to law school, bu ten he'd get a purvo off and the victims would have him skinned alive and roasted on a fire, wait, thats apache

so sam goes ot to =rl off on dogs or w.e anf terry is aloe and things seem unusual ad she hears a clank and goes in the ventus to getta mouse like splinter in nina turtles

her light goes out and what kinda lace has vents big enuff to crawl in? and this thing jumps at her as the lighter turns on and itsquite a unmpscare, ut she sends it off

blonde watches a vhs tape and i think this is how the ring happened anshe watchws vdeo of herselfas a kid spazzing out aains nothing

she lifts up the romte and swallows it whole as it bulges down her throat and she seizures out

jk rally she gets a phone call from kim and sez to all her later to be sure shes awake and looks at a book of iconopgraphy an sees at of daemons after peoplefrom over history

are thee yokai? call Enma Kun. or better yet, Enpi Chan!

after reading a while sge goes to slee and terry goes to a locke to put her cross and sweater in an takes a shower in a black onw pice but not ussop an goes to the pool

after a speedo guy leaves da pool in a black speedo, possibly leather, she swims and the lights go out and she swims in fear

then the water forms a kappa and it reaches up her a5 and pulls out her soul

k thats suiko by Go Nagai, really sge gets out andbangs on the doorbut no ones there andthis looks like swimfan but she tries another door and gets in and i think its the guys room

a bunha guts in towles see ger and start b0ning her all over

jk thats nami sos and se gets attacked by some cg yokai

b;once wakes up and reads a definition of this alleged condition fordiscordance and how you need familiar cr-p 2 get through it but leaves he meetn with the possible school guy 

;ater shes in th tub and bf calls and aez sry for laughing or w.e even though she was kinda b--chy and she gets another call and gets it anfanswers wearing a towel and i thik the guy sz i love u

she goes to this dingy slummy rusty apartment i think sams andtake the elevator and its like a cr-ppy 00s game

she seez his black wall and sam sez shes the only one who'd undertand and feels bads gonna happen and terrys missing and her cr-p is in the rec ce ter

he told thew cops ut theywont find it and he checked billys diary and found ony thoe w/ night tetters are targeted and marks people with some implantation like aliens/space daemons

tis sems like alone o the drk by uwe boll

in some room blonde named Julia like elaines actrer in Seinfeld talks to a little girl and sez shes a patient and lile girl sez THEY come for me in my dreams and ligh keeps em away an she has a mark on her arm

she tells hrik the night terrers might be real and THEY are coming to bring em back to the nightmare world

this seems like Yugioh GX Season 4

srink gets her to overanalyze her feelings aboy being guit from her frends suicide and like many shrinks, gets people to think 'theres amlgical reas/n sernatural" and "won't you have a mark too?"

she is in undies and bf checks 4 mark but none are found as she didn't get naked and check the nips or anus

tom or sam or w/e s panting and lights blow and sprinlers out the candles and this cg monster is outide and coming for him

he braks the window and goes in the elevator instead of out it and it goes up/down fast

he gets ou anf something drahs im under rhe elevator and we cr to bf and blone in bed after bning and  meathead stoners come in and see her nude and say HELLO NURSE like Anmaniacs

is think a ting on communism with THEM being the soviets taking people who know away?

at her place shears on tv of rolling blackouts as green energy is cr-p and th grid can't take all this bad management

she goes in a closet anf the bulb dont work andbehind the coats is a gf yokai that umps and she runs outsideand is feaing thngs like people dumping gabage in dumsters full of spurm

she goes in a bathroom andsees a mark on her head unde da hair nd oulls out this thorn and is this like Damien thorne in the omen with the numbers on his head?

she goes to bf she b0ned and sez she has the mark, oh hai mark, and THEY tied t gab her, but he gives her druged watr and i think he's the bad guy and ants her to sleep

she dont wanna sleep but dont pue up hedrugs and he ez he wont let anything happen to her and  think drugging her is illegal, but in califrnia its not a crime to spread the aids

she goes out and to a subwayand is kinda spazzy and reaches in her throat to pike up drugs like a teen wgo thinks shes fat

the shudders chains fence thing comes own andshe cant leave the station anf she takes the empry tain but the lights f around and the tain stops

she gets out the taim and some cg thing grabs her but the powr come back and train restatrts ad she rns after ot but it goes but another comes and she runs for it like the kid in pet semetary

it misses her and one of THEMgrabs her into a pipe bt she uses a syurdy metal bar to keep in and aftert the traingoes by the light is ther and she gets to a sewer grate and cant open it

THEY get her  and swarm her and drag her byt some wotkers find her and she knifes one or more and then we see her in the nut house and bf and shrink sez it'll be ok

her neck looks too long

a yokai busts in th window and when shrink and openly black guy come in  shes gone but shes really o the othe rside of an invinible wall callin for help andin the dark realm

the door closes and the thngs get her and probably d0ne her i mean b0n her pregnant and use her for breeding more o them

then creits to intense misc then calm music

landman setup ed macmahon?

seconf assistant edeito; richarc long(tee hee)

the end

that wa pretty good

nice creep factor and good build up/reease like X Men 1

it goes by at a good pace and has nie flow w/o drag

its got good feels and is only pg13 but dont need nups and butts and d-0ngs and heads blowing apart

i don't even recall uch searing

its a good 00s movie that islike a hader byond beief fact or fiction

For They 2 I want her bf to be on the hunt for her and looking into her notes and finding these ancient items hidden in American ancient places of kingdoms and temples that were wiped out in bblial catatrophies can be usited to stop the daemons and free the imprisoned. Also its a 128 bit Zelda like game on GameCyube, Dreamcast, ps2 and xbox where you go through ancient ruins of melted rock in remote places and underground cities and get items and armor to open the gate and let her free by going in the dark world and save the people.

Call Me Tonight Review

Note: I spell like a phone add

Call Me Tonight

This is my review on Call Me Tonight from the ditanmt future year to Shiro Ishii of 1986(30 years before Transformers season III)

Its directed by Tatsuya Okamoto who did nothing I saw

It stars Sakiko Tamagawa from Astro Boy 80s and 00s/Case Closed/Daigunder/Devilman OVA 1/Eureka Seven/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Go Nagai World/New Cutey Honey/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Sailor Moon S/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Samurai Champloo/Samurai Pizza Cats/ShutenDoji/Violence Jack H=lls Wind, Chie Kojiro from Jushin Liger/My Neighbor Totoro/Zatch Bell, Katsumi Toriumi from Fist of the North Star 1 and 2/Megazone 23/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Pokémon, Rumiko Ukai from Sailor Moon/Voltron, and Toshihiko Seki from Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia/Angel Cop/Jushin Liger/BioHunter/Bleach/Daigunder/Fullmetal Alchemist/Genocyber/Hamtaro/Inuyasha/Legends of the Dark King: A Fist of the North Star Story/MÄR/Mazinger Z: Infinity/Mobile Suit Gundam Seed/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing/Naruto/Ninja Scroll/Pokémon/Pop Team Epic/Samurai Champloo/Shaman King/ShutenDoji/Spider Riders/Street Fighter II V/Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust/Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's/Zatch Bell/Zillion: Burning Night, and some other guys not important

its animated by AIC who did Wanna-Be's/Daimaju Gekitp: Hagane no Oni/Legend of Lemnear/Genocyber and others that were good

i saw this b4 and its pretty 80s and cool

after logos we get a chick on the phone called by lusty teens to talk em to b0ners andtheres a room of chix on the phone as an 80s song plays

it looks really 80s like megazone 23 and robotech and violence jack slumking

this 80s chick in a ponytail n her home gets a call from the girls and is asked to come in to work  but she sez shes the co ops owner. she's told a client needs her and has a problem j=rkin off as his body devolves when he does

te we see his guy looking at anime babes and j=rkin off but we dont see his habds/parts andhe has voet nam flasg backs to a sly light and tentacles erupting from his back in silhouette

i now a guy who j-rks off 5-10 x a day as he's really lusty. hope his thing don't fall off

so he gets a call fr main chick and sez when he j=rks off he sees lights and bird and his room is f;d up but he don't know whats up

i think he's possessed as lust attracts daemons

so he goes to a restaurant to meet her an shes dressed a bit like a h00ker with modesty or just an 80s chick like in Degrassi and sees him wih the sign, an ashtray on a book on the table

she orders iced earl gray like captain picard and starts talking of freud but he pens his coat and his shirt is full of holes from his issue so he spends a lot on clothes

she sez j=rk off here like its California or a sodomy parade and when he don't, she comes close to him and everyone in the place looks

he has a nosebleed like sailor venus thinking of taking a bath with idol yaten as his pet cat but the blood keeps coming and he she touche his shouldwe he devolves into an abomination for a but then turns back

she runs out wuth him and ddn't pay for her tea and this possible hermaphrodite in shades and a homie notice

she takes a hobo cloak and runs in heels like sailor mars to a movie galaxie of horror and puts the cloak on the main guy

in the space movie she gets b--chy but a guy sez stfu and she whispers why me?

he sez he wanted somwone to talk abot it and seeing a chicks clothes ropped off in the film makes him devolve again and scare off a few guys

she seeslust maks him devolve and the projector shos a shadow on the screen but the footage under the shadow, which don't work a the guy would block the image and the afadow would be a black outline.

at her place she takes a shower and comes out in a towwl and wait i think its a hotel and she sez she's not gonna b0ne him but is interested in him and he devolves again into a reptile forme for a bit like those who run thinks in the blackness

she sez he'd have to get used to it andgoes out in a drss to get him used to seeing babes and not have a b0ner attack but each time he sees something hot he devolves and peope in public flee as the possible hermaphrodite and homie follow and take photos all over an 80s montage of an 80s song and 80s neon and colors

this 80s chick with really poofy hair like in the 0s meets the hermaphrodite and homie and they tell her of the guy and the hermpahordite might be a muscle chick

hair chick notices something fo the girl seems famillarir and sees its Natsumi rumi from school ad she takes the photos

at school poofy hair follows main chick where she eventually gets on make up and changes closes to ook like a h00ker and she she runs poofy hair uses nanto suicho ken to cut her bag and drop her school book.

pofy wants her to bring the guy to this bar at night or she'd out her and walks off

later at the bar she's snoming and aving a drink even though shes in high school and main chick is hanging with guy and gets him a neck thing like the cattouche in yugioh with season 05

at da bar, poofy hair has a bucnha smokes and calls to get the gang over and main chick walks with main guy named ryo like asuka in devilman and he asks why she didn't run at the bar when he devolved

she takes off her umbrella and lets the rain wet her clothes as an 80s song plays and we see her undies and he starts dev evolving but resists and contains it

thus is a metaphor for getting b0ners or being lusty right? how some can't help b0ning peole when they get hard?

so poofy hair comes by with her bikers and we cut to muscle chick working ou and getting a call from the other guy saying muscle chick is maki and her sister and gang got the monster and he se where they wnet

at an abandoned building the gang goes to they bring the couple over an poofy hair brings ryo to a room and locks out main chick and starts getting undressed

some leather bikers come for main chick and she runs and gets a metal bar to fight off the leather bikers

mai msucles gets an item and rides a mototcycle in th rain as her butler or indenture servant calls to her and main chick beats off the guys with a menal barbut a gut who likes strong women catches the bar and wants to do stuff to her

poofy hair gets nude and is trying to b0ne main guy w/o consent or woc and he deolves and is this where Go Nagai had Seiko Hayami say she reaped a buncha guys in Cutey Honey Tennyo Densetsu?

muscle lover rips main chicks top and main guy ruyo devolves into a monster which scares poofy hair even though she knew whathe was and saw the photos and still wante to b0ne him for it

is this like guys wanting to get surgery to be something they aint and after it reget it?

or bug chasers who b0ne aids bags and acts like victims when theyget the aids?

or junkies who choose drugs and od?

or Russian roulette guys who blow their heads off?

or base jumpers who splatter??

so poofy hair runs out and ryo is some dragon monster like phantasy star and likes seeing main chick in undies and he espands til his neck thing breaks off

the biker gang is f--kin stooped and jumps at the dragonoid thinking they have a chance with switchblades and mmeaty maki gets there and has a bazooka

of course the biker gets beat by th beats so thy throw things at i like its gonna do anything

eventually mani gets in andfires a bazooka as i guess her fam is Yakuza and has connections adn it blows the beast boy away

yeah the cops aint gonna be called for that

but ryo tendrils survives and hsi tentacles chase em t the roof as they are baka who dont get there no where to go from there except solattering like guys in ne York at the turn of the entury

main chick calls him a baka an throws the necklace thing and its a riangle for occultist and the real him rises out of it like ZArC in Yugioh arc v but nt f--king ghey

he grabs the monster and pulls it and has a flashback to being hit but a space light and these life forms fused with him and he sez hes the collecter who get likfe forms from other worlds

a tongue tentacle grabs main chick but he blows open with i blasting out and drops her and real ryo asks who hes in the collection, then tells the collector to leave

light ki blasts in the air and in a sphere and thiese space yokai  reptile things fly up and leave and ryo returns to beign a naked man whos uncut weener we never see

he recites his main problem of seeing light and hsi room is f'd when he j=rks off and main chick slaps hi and shows her bra, even though her top is already ripped open, and he noselees but only a bit and dont devolve and is cured

also the charm on his neck has the trng fixed ven though it snapped off him

she hugs him andwe get more footage from b4 about the call in girls and oofy hair is workin there and a purvo calls asking what she wears an what color her undies are

main chick and ryo meets maki and his homie and maki sez her sister is working there

ryo fakes devolving and scares the homie who runs and maki laughs being a bada55 msucie clhick like the poles and soviets

then in the call center poofy hair devolved into a tentacle mnster and  cals the guy on the phone a purvo

then credits to a really 80s song

the end

that was fun

really 80s and good animation

its only liek hal an hou and has good art and is kinda pg15 but not explicit

we dont ee the transformers one, only buns and a few nips

good voicing and music and its enjoyable and has good monster designs

this is how anime was when it was cool and nt wienr kids crying in the wind

For Call Me Tonight 2 I want the poofy haired chik to go around absorbing people with her tentacles and becoming thiccer and fatter and bigger for those into giantess and fatties, also in the end she gives birth to an egg and in it a new ultimate life form is made and goes off to space to its home dimension to fight a war with dimension daemons. Also its an 8 bit platform game where you gott collect all the life forms n the area and at the end you play as the life form and fight a shmup with ki blasts on a big devolved yokai thing like in urotsukidoji or some weird a55 go nagai thing. And theres a minigame of pooping out the egg. Its on Sega aster System, Game Gear, NES, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800.

The Dogs Of War Review

 Note: I spell like a dog eater/b0ner

The Dogs Of War

This is my review on The Dogs Of War from the dustant fiture year to the Italian Spallian Christopher Columbus, of1980 (40 years before Transformers Super Godf Masterforce)

Its directed by John Irvin who did nothing i saw but was based on a book written by Frederick Forsyth I nrevr read

It stars Christopher Walken from The Deer Hunter/Heaven's Gate/The Dead Zone/Batman Returns/Wayne's World 2/Pulp Fiction/Mouse Hunt/Antz/Blast from the Past/Sleepy Hollow/Joe Dirt/Man on Fire/Hairspray/Saturday Night Live, Tom Berenger from The Big Chill/Platoon/Training Day/Law & Order/Hatfields & McCoys, Colin Blakely from Equus, Paul Freeman from Raiders of the Lost Ark/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie, JoBeth Williams from Kramer vs. Kramer/Poltergeist/The Big Chill/Poltergeist II: The Other Side/Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot/Frasier/Batman: The Animated Series/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Judging Amy/Numb3rs/Law & Order: LA/The Good Doctor, Winston Ntshona from The Wild Geese/Gandhi, Pedro Armendariz Jr.from The Mask of Zorro/The MexicanThe Legend of Zorro/Acapulco H.E.A.T., fake alpha male Ed O'Neill from Wayne's World/Wayne's World 2/The Bone Collector/Wreck-It Ralph/Married... with Children/The West Wing/WordGirl/candy a55 Modern Family, Shane Rimmer from Dr. Strangelove/The Dirty Dozen/70s Rollerball/Star Wars episode 4/Superman/Superman II/Gandhi/The Hunger/Batman Begins, George Harris from Flash Gordon/Raiders of the Lost Ark/See No Evil, Hear No Evil/Black Hawk Down/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows - Part 1/Part 2, David Schofield from 90s The Last of the Mohicans/Gladiator/From H=ll/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End/2010s The Wolfman, Olu Jacobs from Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend, Hugh Quarshie from Baby: Secret of the Lost Legend/Highlander/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Red Dwarf, Jim Broadbent from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace/1995 Richard III/The Borrowers/Smilla's Sense of Snow/1998 The Avengers/Bridget Jones's Diary/Moulin Rouge!/Gangs of New York/Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Paddington/The Legend of Tarzan/Bridget Jones's Baby/Blackadder's Christmas Carol and some dinks not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, gender offender, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, soy boy, sodom bottom, cripple nipple wikiepeda, or i never saw em in anyhing

after logos we get title andright to da action withguys in  slum countrydroving a jeep andgetting on a place

1 guy is dead maybe and ta guy puts a grenade in his hand bt i think he's just spazzed out

plane takes off as the area blows and later Christopher Walken gets to new York or some place and this penly black kid sells him stuff

a guy comes to his door anf he gets a gun but lets him in and ants him to aid his employer in Africa to ind out about a dicator or w.e for them

he gets 15 million and is gonna be going undercover and the guy who hires him wants him to pose as a tourist

on da plane he reads a book on birs cuz da burd is da word and in there he sez he works for a nature mag and takes pictures of birds and has wine and smokes and penthouse and the africanized guy takes from him as airport tax cuz this crppy slum country is corrupt

in town a priest gives him a ride and goes through a cr-place andto a hotel where he wants a room with a shower but they get his passport and claim its returned to em when he leaves

in his hotel he pptographs out da window andsees thearmy come in a jeep w/ sirens and people scatter

a jeep takes him to the jungle and this openly africanized guy makes bird sounds and acts like hes devolved and lades him through the jungle but loses him and mutters in africaese then goes back to the jeep snd drives on the wrong side of the car

walkien returns like batman tells him in alkens jungle that guy is another a 5 5 h o le and they go back tothe hotel with brit spazzing out over not being allowed to leave the hotel to film

walken mets him and the aremy guys want him to help him come up weith a scientific name for local birds and he devolvedly maybe angrily lists some and army guy sez public drnkeness is a crime there and leaves

At night walken talx w/ brit who sez soldiers iced a kid and they filmed it but the army took out da film

after the slumnation won independence there were III guys running and 1 wanted links to the main country and kimba took over  and exiled 1 and improsioned the other

no one noes(or cars) whats going on in this squalid h-ll hole and he's not a danger to nearby lands

brit thinks walken is an agent and not a bird watcher and later walken goes to kimbas official residence that was the colonists b4 but kimba dont live there now as he had a drwam and not like dat 60s commie, and lives in the garrisobn w/his men

this openly black woman sows walken da church and sez kimba is khristian andshe does this work cuz she has to and this ain't ameria

walken takes her picture for a scrap book and she was wat hes up to but wwlken sez birds r smart and migrate

at night he chocolats up his face a bit andwears blicketee black like a nija tonak around bt a guard gts him so he wacks him

when walken akes this swarm of africanized guys are around him and start beating him with sticks, then send him to ail to be beat more

but walken is a minority immigrantas most of the country is non White, tis is a hate cri9me!

he's interrogated and spazzed out but wakes with a needle and they ask why he took a phoo of the garrison with the openly black woman

a black dr comes in to treat him and ez he's being deported and that a Brit i is waiting for him, but da dr is the presient candiate wo was locked up like what THEY tried to do to Trump, and the openly black chick is one of kimbas women

he offers walken pain killers and they bring him out in a mask/chainanddrive hi off

i can see self hating Whites loving this as the White Man is oppressed by non Whites

at da airport he's slupped da flm and the bird noise guy sez u cant leave w/o ur pass port a 5 5 h o l e and laughs like an a 5 5 h 0 l e and is shipped off

In the 1st world he's all f'd up and has a lot of wounds and infections but toughs it out as hes American bada55

he meets the guy who offered him da job and sez theres no resistance and kinmbas crazy.

employer wants him to go back and send a ercenary force to kill krazy kimba but walken dont wanna so he offers 100 000 $

he meets his gf who he wnts to have a life with in a 1st world state and not soviet California with the aids bags leaking blood oop and spurn oyt their butts

after maybe b0ning her he comes home andhis tv is still on and gets hi pirate crew together with1 not wanting to see his wife get fat from prenacy cuz i guess he's one of those guys not into female expansion, and i think he's gonna get it as he's got a future

the guys gotta capture kandya55 kimba and hand hi over to the new gov andthey plan things and get weapons but theres issues they gotta F through

walken meets brit who sez kimba iced more people andsent him out and his report on the kimba didn't get much views so he wants to do something but walken sez not to try tocontact him even though i think its britmo wo gave wlke his film back

1 guy offers him good guns usefil up to 1200 feet snd walken aks if the guy as in combat but he avoids the question

walken goes to meet the new prez they'll put in and britmo gets run over by a guy driving then crashing the carr and one of walkens guys sez "taxi! diss maan neez a doc taaaa!!" like a newyorker

so the new prez fought in the independence war and wants to be rich and encourages walken to be his friend and if one of his mrn dont fight he'd nail his hair to the gates

walken sez he has enuff friends and goes and guy who employes him  sez walkens expendable

a guy ringing in the guns in pil drums is stopped by cops to check but  they let him through so he dont gotta cap hi

walken interrogates a guy with broken glass in his mouth and smacking him around and he revals he works for walkens eployer and took out the britmo at his own choice

new prez is coming onto women including a White andguy who hired walken gets a guy on da phone and sez da guys dont know whats at atatke and cant spell platinum and the guy with broken glass in a mouth who ied britmo is dead in a chair

on a boat da guys tet weapons on the sea and African warriors test macine guns on da water too like a training level in a video game like Robotech Bsttlecry

so at night they get there, take out geards and snea in like matal gear but i never played that so TMNT on GBA

they get t the bae and attack withpowered weapons but not power armr and to quote turning mecard, all h=ll breaks loose!

1 guy finds the africanized woman and she wastes him cuz he didn't take her out when he had the chance

walken faces kimba who whines so walken sends hm back to h e double Africa then shoots up his bedroom and finds the openly black wman whos not the oe who capped tat guy and got her picture taken

in the daylight a new prez comes in and finds the dr who was in jjail is the new prez and walen caps the man who would be prez and leaves

the end

hay, normal jewison produced this, nice.

but this was a pretty good movie

it starts high, and has a good start for a while, but kinda sinks in the middle, but ends with a bang

didn't expect that ending and walken goes bada55 in here

good filming and style and walken is weird as usual

good music and the film dont feel long with low drag and good flow

it holds interest and has good pacing and feel

Not too much happens but it holds your atention like Alien 1

For The Dogs Of War 2 I want the nation to be rebulding but malcontents backed by the company who wanted to take over are trying to overthrow the new prez, so he calls forth dino riders on dinosaurs in the jungle to fight em off as THEY don't want  anyone to know Evoution is fake and Dinosaurs are still around. Also its a 128 bit game where you play as a dino rider and take on  enemy troops like Golden Axe Beast Rider but good and on Dreamcast,GameCube, ps2 and xbpx.

Last Stand At Saber River Review

 Note: I review i mean spell like a cowboy

Last Stand At Saber River

This is my reviw on Last Stand At Saber River from the distant furure year of 2017 i mea 1997(10 years before Transformers Season 4)

Its directed by Dick Lowry who did  Kenny Rogers The Gambler series

It stars Tom Selleck from The Rockford Files/Magnum, P.I./Friends/Boston Legal/Blue Bloods/Myra Breckinridge/Coma/Quigley Down Under/The Shadow Riders/The Sacketts/myra breckinridge, openly vegan Suzy Amis fron butt a55 Titanic, David Dukes, not Dude I mean Duke, from Gods and Monsters/Sliders/Law & Order, Haley Joel Osment from Forrest Gump/Bogus/The Sixth Sense/Pay It Forward/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Walker, Texas Ranger/Chicago Hope/Touched by an Angel/Hey Arnold!/Buzz Lightyear of Star Command/Family Guy/American Dad!/Drunk History/The Eric Andre Show/Robot Chicken/Kingdom Hearts, Keith Carradine from Frasier/Spider-Man: The New Animated Series/Law & Order/The Big Bang Theory, David Carradine from from Kill Bill: Volume 1\Kill Bill: Volume 2\Kung Fu: The Legend Continues\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Lizzie McGuire\Jackie Chan Adventures\King of the Hill\Danny Phantom/Young Billy Young/Celebrity Ghost Stories/Taggart/The Long Goodbye, Openly Texan Tracey Needham from Coach/JAG, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Blood on the Moon/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers//The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/The Exorcist III/The Rifleman/taggart, Patrick Kilpatrick from Death Warrant/3 Ninjas Knuckle Up/Eraser/Matlock/The Toxic Avenger 001, Rex Linn from Thunderheart/Cliffhanger/Iron Will/Clear and Present Danger/Rush Hour/Blast from the Past/Ghosts of Mars/Cheaper by the Dozen/Unsolved Mysteries/Doogie Howser, M.D./JAG/Young Sheldon, Denis Forest from The Adventures of Bob & Doug McKenzie: Strange Brew/Dracula: The Series(Which I liked on Ytv in 199x)/Cliffhanger/The Mask/Eraser, Lumi Cavazos from Bless the Child, Raymond Cruz from Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Under Siege/Alien Resurrection/Training Day/Collateral Damage/The Eric Andre Show, and a few not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, cripple nopple, banana crammer, soy boy, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear,hipie vegan stoner pea treekung fu based on plants wikiedia, who gets things wromg andpromotes sin.

I never sa this b4 but its ased on a book by L Ron Hubbard I Mean Elmore Leonard and was a made for TV movie on Turner

after logos we get credits to horses and riders in silhotte  over a cloudy sky

at nighr these mexicoes at a camp fire see heres a full moon and guys come up and 1 was a Confederate Hero who worked wth The Righr Honorable Nathan Bedford Forrest

Its Tom Selec who wa shot in the butt and then more cedits ad orange surise piccolo GT AF

then in this town tis chick has 2 kids whogo out b4 chores to say bye to someone andshe and some geezer modded a gun to be bette

tom rides and text sez in 1865 Texas fights for the confederacy m ten he gets to town and mom is stunned and stands there sh-tting herself for a few mins as he nears

they reunite like mermaid man and barnacle boy and its emotional loving music as they hug

that was a good movie

fr the sequel i want em to fight saaquatch

jk really he meets his kids who the young boy don now him and the bit older irl does but his baby died 3 years ago of influenza after 2 days

she wrote him letters but he didn't get em and later he got ri of his bead andvisits her grave

later his kids ask of the war and he volunteered for the Confederacy  and geezer sez General Forrest wanted him for being good with horses and mom thinks he ran away from em and Tom thinks the war is lost but son sez God's on theur side

geezer sez too much education is bad for a woman and seeing how university ruined women t feminism...

mom talx with tm about cr-p and he wants ti get working to gather cattle

mom sez she worked teaching school and didn't use the money they got selling cattle and waited for him to return

so the fam goes to Arizona and on the way, tom thinks of his dead ki and how she might be today

hen thers a stampede of moderate moving horses that tips the agon as the sky flashes wuth light from i think alens or lightening force

then cowboys come by saying lihtening spooked em and 1 sez they shouldn't be running horses at night in a storm

theres a blonde cowboy girl and his greasy gu tells off his men for runninghorses in da dark

greasy guyfinds tom is cable but not the x man and wrked for General Forrest andwanna ice him and say the union gets their land

tom sez Arizona wasn't a slave state and they say going against the union ost em and tom ulls a gun so they go

also tom sez how he didn't fight fr slave owners rhts, as the war was about the right to secede as lincon was mistreating the south like if Mussolini was evil

in daytime they get to a ranch an this lady is there i a guy called Edward like elric missing his left hand from maybe a left arm offering

ed missing an arm but no automail sides with tom and sez theres unionites in toms home and unionites are the only law there

this wagon is held up my mexicoes and he dumps the box of guns for em and leaves

tom goes to his ome and sees a yankee tryin to b0ne a chick woc wigth out consent outside on the dirt

tom kicks him away and pulls a shotgun and when they want him dead he blwos 2 out and tells a third not to come back and tell the others or w/e

tom talks to his woman and turns out she shot 1 and so did he and she's bumed over taking out yabkee filth but he was surpluss to requeirements starscream

they talk of how they met and married and she beat out a guy trying stuff with her and sed if he tries something she;d shoot him, but now she capped a guy and talks different than act

like me joking of cannibalism or inbreeding

she thinks she dont now him anymore and he sez an army of confederatrs are coming home and he dont wanna live with a woman wh dont like him and would tae her back to manly Texas

i wonder is elmore elonard is related to Anatole leonard from Robotech

later in the day the survuivor sez what he recalls of the night as he was drunk to the greasy guy and sez he wasn't ice cuz he wasn't packing heat

so these guys were raepeing a chick and drn and when they tried to kill a man, he and his fam ended em? is this Rittenhouse 0? or the Subway Hero?

as it rains outside, inside son played by the 6th sense kid, read sht eBibl and its Genesis with Enoc and such and sister thinks no one lives 850 years(dienar!!)

blonde cowboy chick hermaphrodude talks with greasy guy and its like big bang rhwory with a blodne and the same actor in charge

later a gy comes by and wants tom to run guns and he nows the war is lost and dont wanna get involved

cabe is called toget a fallen horse and its a trap and the brothers of the guys his woman capped wanna end tom for defending himself like wth Rittenhouse but not his wife as women dont gotta pay for their criems

Tom gets beat but grabs a guy, uses hi as a shield and uses the guys gun to end the othe guy, then beats out the grabbed guy

he shoots off the guys arms and leg and says "let it be a lesson to the rest of em!" then spits on him

jk really his kids ask if hes gonna ice the grabbed guy but tom sez for wife to leave til its safe

this guy i think its been Edward not elric wants tom to fight more yankees and waske em but tom dont wanna murder and thinks Forrest was a butcher as there were stories of him executing captives but really itwas the yankees doing that

tom leaves the family at the ed 1 arms place to be safe and goes back

greasy guymeets a beardo who wanted him to end cable tom and greasy guy sez da war wont last forever, also they haven't seen the guys sent for cable in a while

tom has the grabbed guy tied up in his place and cutz hi free and sez he dont wanna end him and wants peace

cowboy girl blonde talks with to and i think wants to b0ne him but he dont cuz hes married

1 arm ed talks with mom about general forrest being accused of executing 30 prisoners but theres doubts about that today, and 1 arm wants tom to return to service but mo thinks hes not a murderer

blonde talks of her mom biting it and the greasy guy left the union but plays like hes still in it

toms dad ran mustangs like tom and tom wants his son to be a brain not a hand worker

blonde smooches tom and want to seduce hi and he kinda goes with it ut stops and sez its not right and walks off

the next day he sends blonde off and this dark haired chick brings word the war ended but 1 arm ed dont believe it

tom rides in a groove in the rock and meets a Mexico who he sez he needs to use gras for his cattle but Mexico dont take him srs

greasy guy is gonna j fk him like THEY did to harambe and eps teen but dont

1 arm gors in a house and busts the place with his 1 arm and later goes to beardo about the war ending and howhe lost an arm fighting with Kirby smith and dont wanna quit

he has 2 dozen cases of i think guns, yeah its guns, and ulls out a big black gun and capps him saying people will thinkcable did it for f--kin his house and caps him for Sherman and lincons crimes

greasy guy thinks to iced him but grabbed guy thinks no cuz he only iced guys in fair fights, but greasy guy dont buy it

dark haired chick figgers out 1 armed eddy iced the guy as tom never found out the war ended but he ignores her and 

greasy guy and his droogs come by to arrest hi m for icing beardo but he sez he didn't and a gunfight breaks out with himcapping a few gys, loosing the horses, riding out, horse is falled and he takes out more

toms on the run and takes cover behind a rick anda guy fires on him as abother also fires

he runs low om ammo and fires off then runs to get his rifle on the horse but a guy is gonna cap him until wife gets him in da back

greasy guy has tom at gunpoint and sez he coulvde iced him b4 but didn't

after finding out the war is over and tom didn't know but eddy was to tell him, they see how they both got played andhead back to the town

they find edd took the daughter and ice the dark haired chick so like optimus rime and megatron teaming up to fight unicron in Armada, they go off to save the chick

tom rides on like a chase level and these Mexicans are gonna sniper him but i thin greasy guy takes em out

its a cart by 4 horses vs 1 tom on 1, so its a car vs a mototcycle

greasy guy harambe's grwsy guy and he falls off and is run over by  the wagon, but hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, there a hosptiatl planet nearby

tom saves his id and the horses detath from the wagon as it flies off the cliff cuz horses cant die in modern cr-p, only people

grwasy guy takes the girl and rises off antdom stays behind and these guys with guns come after himand he gets capped in the torso

the mexicoes wanna ice him and take the rifles and2 mecixoes horseride at him but he rils em

ore meixcoes come for him and he cap em too andthe mexicoes say they'll tak the riles and let him live

later girl dont wanna leave and tim comes by and sez hes gonna be ok andbrings her him at night

son thanks greasy guy for helping his dad and he riedes off and wife treats his bullet hole saying now they can live in peace, also she knew him he whole life and didn't expect him to change

she asks of fort pillow and he claims they executed unarmed men(yankee propaganda) and he didn't join in but couldn't stop it

mom sez the baby bit it and she couldn't stop it and blamed herself and him and the baby would still bite it w/ or wo him

he dont know why he went to war but regeted leaving em and they make out and go inside, probably to b0ne

the end

that was pretty cool

nice action and good heart

good acting and filming

nice way of showing the confederates weren't evil like modern day revisionists try

tells a good story

i liked it

my mom likes elmore leonard books and this one was a good movie

For Last Stand At Saber River 2 I want the confederates to regroup and get aid from Japan and have samurai and ninja and yokai to attack the union to free the south, so tom teams up with a ninja, samurai and tengu and fight on missions to take out bases of unionites and lincons mutant son with Sherman and grant who plan to bring ack linco with blacv magic. In the end they beat the un ion but lincon comes back as a daemon and the heroes otta team up and beat it. Also its an up to 4 player beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atr jaguar and ba where you play as the heroes and fight american cryptids and soldiers and the bosses are in steam punk mechs with black magic runes that are used to use powers.