Two Rode Together Review

 Note: I spell 2 at a tie

Two Rode Together

Tis is my revrw on Two Rode Together from the distant future yar of to D W Griffith of 1961 (50 years before Transformers The Headmasters and Robotech Season 1)

Its directed by John Ford who did The Iron Horse/Mary of Scotland/Stagecoach/The Grapes of Wrath/The Quiet Man/The Searchers/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won 

it stars Jimmy Stewart from Made for Each Other/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/It's a Wonderful Life/Rope/The Naked Spur/Rear Window/The Man Who Knew Too Much/Vertigo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won/The Rare Breed/Firecreek/Airport '77/An American Tail: Fievel Goes West, Richard Widmark from Yellow Sky/1959 Warlock/1960 The Alamo/Judgment at Nuremberg/How the West Was Won/1974 Murder on the Orient Express/Coma/The Swarm, Shirley Jones from he Music Man/Shriek If You Know What I Did Last Friday the Thirteenth/The Partridge Family/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/That '70s Show/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Hot in Cleveland, Linda Cristal from The Alamo, Andy Devine from the 20s Noah's Ark\30s Romeo and Juliet\30s A Star Is Born\30s Stagecoach\The Red Badge of Courage\the 50s Around the World in 80 Days\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World\The ballad of Josie\the 73 Robin Hood\60s The Twilight Zone\60s Batman/The Last Bandit, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed/War Arrow/Apache/Psycho/Seven Ways from Sundown/Rooster Cogburn/The Rescuers/80s The Incredible Hulk/The Fox and the Hound/Turner & Hooch, Paul Birch from The War of the Worlds50s/Rebel Without a Cause/Joe Dakota/Queen of Outer Space/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Willis Bouchey from Deadline - U.S.A./From Here to Eternity/Them!/A Star Is Born 1954/The Violent Men/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Panic in Year Zero!/How the West Was Won/Support Your Local Sheriff!/Young Billy Young, judy garlands 4th husband who went queer, probably cuz of her, Henry Brandon from The Son of Monte Cristo/The War of the Worlds 1953/War Arrow/The Searchers/The Ten Commandments/Assault on Precinct 13 from 76, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Blood on the Moon/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers//The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/The Exorcist III/The Rifleman, Olive Carey from The Searchers/The Alamo/Billy the Kid vs. Dracula/The Rifleman/660s Dennis the Menace, Ken Curtis from Santa Fe Trail/The Quiet Man/The Searchers/The Killer Shrews/The Alamo/How the West Was Won/disneys Robin Hood, Arthur conan doyles goddaughter Anna Lee from Bedlam/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?/Mutiny on the Bounty/The Sound of Music, Jeanette Nolan from Psycho 01/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/60s The Twilight Zone/The Rescuers/The Incredible Hulk 1980/The Fox and the Hound/The Golden Girls, John Qualen from The Grapes of Wrath/Jungle Book 1942/Casablanca/Captain Kidd/The Searchers/The Big Land/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/A Patch of Blue/Firecreek/Mister Ed/The Andy Griffith Show/The Partridge Family, Ford Rainey from White Heat/The Robe/Rawhide/Halloween ΙΙ 1981/The King of Queens/Little House On The Prairie, Woody Strode from Sundown/Demetrius and the Gladiators/The Ten Commandments/Spartacus/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Once Upon a Time in the West/The Quick and the Dead, O. Z. Whitehead from The Grapes of Wrath/The Pirate/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Panic in Year Zero!/The Lion in Winter, Regina Carrol from nothing i saw but did Brain of Blood/The Female Bunch/Dracula vs. Frankenstein/Blood of Ghastly Horror/The Naughty Stewardesses/Girls for Rent/Blazing Stewardesses/Black Heat/Black Samurai/Doctor Dracula, which sound like p0rn0s, holy cr-p Mae Marsh is in this! She was in The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Grapes of Wrath/Jane Eyre/Miracle on 34th Street/Fort Apache/The Snake Pit/A Star Is Born/The Searchers/The Birth Of A Nation, and a few guys not on back door, aids bag, sodom bottom, banana crammer, frooty booty, gender offendr, cripple nipple, Creato hater, dingo sodomingo queer a a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia who colors the truth to mae good people look bad and bad people look good.

Its based on the 59 novel Comanche Captives i never read

i never saw this b4 but Jimmy StewaRT and Jon ord and Ady Devine are usually good

after tital an credits we getta mexicp village and a guy rings bells and a horse thing comes in

a guy sez a chick pooped out a boy and a guy was dead for a while and jimmy stewart is herrif and guys bug him but he sez hes McKay and they fear him

the forces come in with a leader and any devine who jimmy sez is fatter and leader is hard on em but is nice with jimmy and jimmys giving em each 1 beer like in tiny toons

some redneck possible militia comes by and sez the judge is too drunk and wait its 1 guy and immy turns em loose and they have jimmy buy em each a beer

a chick called mrs aragon like lord of the rings in the bar whines of them coming in her saloon and leader being dusty and not like dusty Rhodes the uncle of alexis rhodes in Yugioh GX

they have a beer and leader is ordered to bring jimmy back and dont tell why

they go out and have cigars and talk of a girl with a syilletto se carrys that he waned to marry and he reveals he gets 10% of everything in town and ant handle a marchalls salary of 100$ a month but leader sezhe gets 80$

they go to a town or camp or w/e ad the people spazz out over immy and seem scared and 1 chick sez jimmy had a halo as i guess she saw his aura

wow, e're half an hour in with adds, that felt like nothing.

jimmy don't like what he was called in to do and they offer him money, so he gives em 400$ to buy scouts to go to the Indians and ask for the Whites to be freed and is gonna go

they still want immy and jimmy wants 500$ for each man saved from commanche and army guy dont wanna and jimmy sez they can't send the troops in w/o breaking the treaty and need a civilian to do their work

army guy se the people wanted a Moses to save em and jimmy walks out but talks with the eurotrash there and sez to forget this guy had a daughter as the commanche probably b0ned her and had halfbreed kids

eurotrash guy don't care and waited for 7 years for the army to save em and he has 200+ money andjimmy accepts and he sez his daughter has blonde hair and blue eyes like Mexicans lust after

the blonde from the partedifew family has 2 guys wanna b0ne her an she throws flour or cocainum in their faces and a soldier tells em to stop and the guys wine that 1 guy the yankees brought in i better than all of em

army leader sez the only way e an answer is off duty and outta uniforme so meet him later at a place as i guess he's gonna be swearing lie an Italian rapper

blonde ells off the guys wanting to dance or b0ne andlistens to a music box and her dad sez not to orture herself with it

army guy tells leader togo off with the guys and he sees it means to desert

he and the pople go off in wagons and he grows closer to blonde w sez 9 year ago her brother was captured and she hid when the idians took hi and he was 8 and she was 13 which is old enough for THEM

he comforts her and gets a pictue of her bro togive to jimmy andjimmy is drnking booze and talking with a guy about his stepson his wife made him promise to look after so he offers 1000$ to find a boy to replace him and say its the son

leader comes in and bickers with immy whos drunk and immy goes off after they change plans to launch before sun up

they give jimmy the picture ad he unkenly whines of how its been years and how he's got greasy braids and scars from the sundance ritual o sticking wood spikes in his flesh til they rip out and he's calped Whies and grunts in their red tonge and he's raepe her and pass her around to his reds

se runs off and is sad her brothr was devolved and leadr tlls off jimmy and comforts her

some rednecks hassle leader and get a chip for leaer to nock off his shoulder from jimmy and evenrually it devolves into a fight but its clearly daylight but tnted to badly fake being night

also this is colored and widescreen

so blonde getsand to come and belly bump the rednecks in the pond and blonde treats the leaders cut hand

then its a gunshot and they find its the commanche and1 woman goes out in the river to get her boy but it dragged back by soldiers

latr its openly day and leader sez he wants to ride together and immy sez its ur scalp

then Comanche are around em and bring em to the camp and jimmy knows commacnhe and talks wih a steven segal looing c-ck sucker

they have guns and a mohawk guy comes in and acts apish and its revealed leader encountered this red b4

they meet a geezer who's cautured by the res and is one of their women and they know of her boys and she'd rather be thought of as dead than be nown ti be a red slave and not red soviet

geezer sez some Whites were sod off in Mexico andmost are dead and thres a White woman there

later its openly night and seal guy dont like em and theres a pary or ritual and they meet segal in a tent

they tlk of a guy called stone calf whith a White wife as a captive who wants to be in charge

imym wants to buy back the captives like slaves which is funny a THEY whine at the Confederates for owning slaves but the reds did worse and ae seen as "innocent" o "victims"

thy talk to a red guy but he's the brother and  he wigs out over being called his real name, or deadname as the mentally f'd say, even though names don't die, those who fea them do.

jimmy makes a deal for more rifles  with segal and buys whites in red outfits and 1 is a Mexico and was sone calfs woman who sez to send her back to not p-ss off stone calf but dont have free will as she's been enslaved and b0ned by that aka saru

they bring her with em as she fears stone calf and when they stop leader wants to not stay and fight stone calf as it might start a war

jimmy pulls a gun on leader and its tense but they split up and leader gets the boy and jimmy the Mexico and stays back

leader brings backthe Red assigned White at birth andhe treis to run and gibbers in Comanche as his momcalls to him as he's brainwashed to hate his real self

they put that thing in the ail and he goes ape an the army guy sez the people wont be ok with only 1 guy saved

he thinks the people won't give up on their family and he dont wannna pay jimmy as he probably fled and the white acting red isn't really the guy they wanted

the guy who wanted jimmy to bring back a guy to be his son wigs out and gets b--chy

mexichick tells her story of how she was in love with a guy and went with her surviving fam but the Comanche caught em and used her like a woman like the alleged axis allegedly did in the alleged camps in the 60 movie Exodus

immy comforets her and hads her near him but hes ot tryng to b0ne her but neep her outta the way hot rod as this red guy i think ston calf comes in and jimmy sends him bac to h e double india

she mexichick does some red screaming thing and jimmy kicks the body and in the real version, probably stuck pine cones up the butt hole

in town th dror army guy or w/e sez theres no evidence this boy is who they say but a fam sez it night be a chance as a kid taken young and raised in only commanche might forget English

no one wan to take this ruined kid and the people wanna give up but the crazy chick wigs out thinking its her tony and 1 guy takes it in but thinks its not his but will take it as his toby(i thought it was tony)

Good thing for Heroes like Custer takig on those jigoku no aka saru, they devolve the people into apes

jimmy brings the mexichick back and the peope aint glad to see him

he finds the guy he got the e white teen for dont want him and abnothe guy took him and leader has jimmy arrssted or something

leader has a thing with blonde and want to marry her

jimmy meets with i think army guy who never liked him and is glad for jim wacking stone calf and discharges him from the temporary service and pays 40$ as its 80$ a month and he did a fortnight

mexichick thinks the Whites fear her and dont trust her and worry she'd jump on em and maybe eat em

in the commanche she wasn't sad even though she was f'd by those things and now worrys what he Whites thin of her

jimmy thinks she'd be dead by 30  as a Comanche and otta toughen up and be a man and theres a dance tonight and she otta get her hair done and smooches her even though he's like 40n years more than her

at the dance the blonde dances with leader and they go outsid to smooch

the crazy mom unties the white red teen and is otherly to him and treis to cut his hair but he gets the scissors and she screams and it cuts away so i tik he stuck em in her a5 and pulls out her butt pipe and ate it as she sceamed

jimmy and mexichick comes in and the people dont like her but leader tries toget his men to dance with her

1 chick asks mexihick if she bred with the red and she sez no and another asks something but she runs b4 the question is finished

i gotta say, after 2 hours i thought it was gonna end with them retuning but the afterward with the ex slaves to the reds adapting to human life is lie rovotech with he last buncha eps after the 1st war

leaer clashes with his men over theyir treatment of the mexhchick and she comes in and tells her story

she worked hard and took beatin by those apes but didn't have any kids with that animal and didn't ice herself instead of being a red butis gonna go but immy sez she didn't suicide cuz its a sin and she had Good Faith

immy sez he limits his time in the cmmanche camps and its h-ll but she wanted to go back today cuz the people here treated her worse

the town finds the red white shanked the mom who cut him loose and ran off and they wanna string it up but say something of a trial and are gonna lynch that animal

they drag him off and he's fraking out over a music bo the blonde had and sez MINE all devolved and blonde seez it her bother

they bring it out bak in the woods and slap it around and string it up and cut away as the horses run off

blonde is devastated that thing was her brother and no he's in h-ll and i thin busts the music box

i guess she's gonna eat her gun later

later immy comes back and the militia guy redbeck is now marshal and gets all his perks and clothes as its supplies by the town and they had an election while he was out

mexichick comes by and they go to aragons place and she nows of her red past and b--chily offrs to have her be the red mascot fo the place and mexichick runs off and wants to to to soviet California

immys gonna beat the black offa her but aragon pulls a knife and he goes off after paying his 6 months room rent and meals and tells the leader to take care of the army

immy goes off wih the mexichick and the leader and aragon thin he found something better than 10%

the end

that was pretty good

didn't expect the way it went but it showed the danger of the reds and the damage done to people by them

good acting and jimmy was pretty bada5 and you feel for the people in here

good music and colors but the obvious day scenes as night

it don't feel like 2.5 hours with adds but goes by well and has nice pacing and flow with no drag

Its well made and Ford does it again

For Two Rode Together 2 I want immy stewart and the Mexican chick to be in California but theres a dark cult sacrificing people it captures that runs it and immy and the Mexican go out to end em. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is Jimmy and the other is the chick andshe uses commanche kung fu. In the end, the cult sacrifices themselves and Jimmy and the chick use holy bllets and blessed limbs to beat this monsterous daemon that's like a blood red repile melted and bulky.

Romance Of A Jewess Review

Note: I eat Kosher but spell non kosher

Romance Of A Jewess

This is my rebiew on Romance Of A Jewess from the distant future year to King David and Sauil AKA Paul of 1908(120 years before Tramsformers Zone maye)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat.

It stars the 2st named American star who wound up suiciding afye her life fell apart Florence Lawrence from nothn I saw, George Gebhardt from nothing I saw, Gladys Egan from A Corner In Wheat, John R. Cumpson from nothing i saw, Guy Hedlund from nothing I saw, Arthur V. Johnson from nothing i saw, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/, Hly cr-p its got Mack Sennett! And Harry Solter from nthing I saw.

I never saw this before but Griffith is good but most of these actors died soon after like before the talkies.

Its by Biograph which I think was Thomas Edisons company and did countless films mot of ehich no longer exist

after title we see a family at this possible chicks eath bed and act exaggerated as was custom for the time

so the woman in bed bites it and her, i wanna say daughter, but i guess it wasn't only the 80s an 2020s that you can't tell guys from gitl, hugs what i think is her dad or grandpa

then in a music store i think this guy with a huge a55 tua comes in and starts tooting but its silent and the guy who does the sound effects in the thearre has been dead since like the 20s

a guy is a striped shirt like a Frenchie leaves and the da and daughter help him with his tooba

a lay comes in with white clothes and i think its pantloons and the dad or grandpa unfolds em and she gets b--chy over it

a moustache and top ha guy ina striped shirt i wanna say is yellow in real lifr comes in an has a stick an gives em his jacet an neck thing and starts taking off his pants after tuning the head of the chick but is stopped

i guess she is a chic but sh could always turn her head back

after miusgathe guy gos off a spazzy guy comes in and givs his coat but is given it back and leaves

a dark suit guy comes in as dad or granpa is out and meets the chick and gets some books i think but keeps stepping back to talk to her and kisses her arm but leaves as dad returns

dads gonna pull off his parts!!

So a beardo in a top hat with a Moses Beard comes in and brings a dark beard guy and tries to get the girl to hold his hand but she don't wanna and jerks back

ark suit guy who kept coming back goes in a room and drops his books, looks in 1 and walks back to the store with the girl

he hols her and leaves as dad comes in  with his irish up and not hs b0ner like soviets on 1940s Germans

dad goes to the next room with dark suit guy with books and trys o convince hom not to like his daughter, which isnm't said but yold in expression and body language

dad leaves but dark suit guy imma call book guy cuz he holds books looks bummed then gets his chutzpa up and storms back in as da tells daughter and shes bummd

they flail their arms like italianoes  and daughter  gets etween em and book guy smooches her

dad tells her off but she goes with book guy and hugs and dad tells em gtfo as she begs for mercy but goes off with book guy

then we see book guy and gorl wit a kid and i tink its yars latr like dbz going to the android arc and they are happy and seem to have a book store

kid goes off but book guy falls off a ladder with books and girl trys to hep him but the guys she brings back seem to say he' dead and she freaks out and seems to do cpr but maybe kissing his cprpse

the ttle card sez they are forced to sell and the books are accounted for as shes crying and leaves with her kid

tiytle card sez living in poverty and they are in a cr-ppy place sleeping on the floor ad probavly doing mouh stuff to pay the bills

her kid goes out and winds up in dads shop her grandpas and gors to sell something as he owns a pawn shop

he recognizes it and talks with her and shes shocked and sees its his grandkid

he gives her  hug but not a creepy one with him sniffing her hair like an irish demon and they go to her slum home

they find the girl hanging from the rafters and dad can't take it and pulls out a gun and shoots himself in th had as the kid screams

jk really they find the girl sick and they reconcile but i assmue she caught somthing from b0ning guys for money but not aids as THEY didn't invent it yet

he kisses her n the mouth and she bites it and he comforts his grankid

the end

that was well done

mostly old in body language and very few title cards

most of it is in 2 rooms with a few others

good acting and filming

much was made in long shots and it has good movement and feelings

goo story like the Prodigal Son but darker

nice bookending of the story with chicks biting it an cophorting the daughter

its a well done film and only like 13 mins

glad i saw it

griffish was starting out an most of these actors would be dea in  few years, but it shows his skill in film making beginning

For Romance Of A Jewess 2 I want the grand daughter to be a teen and falling in love woth a gaijin and grandad isn't keep on it but knows what happened last time he rejected his girls love and tries to hold back, but whn he sees how the gaijin is gonna sell her into slavery and use her to breed gaijin kids to use tell, he gets his alchemy out and casts a curse that cuases the gaijin to start rotting and when they go to get married, he falls apart into a pile of moldy flesh. Also its an 8 bit mini game thing lie the Saint Tail Game on Game Gear but for Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you do mini games to hold back the anger and when you find otu, you get the ingredients for alchemy and then do mini games to cast the spall.

Game Reviews Volume 38 From 2025 Part I

The nexrt batch of games I beat. Many arcade games brought to home console.

Just beat Gradius for NES on my 2DS. Its a Konami Shmup where A is fire and B is use Power Up while Start pauses. The Konami Code I think wen paused gives full weapons and 2 Options but hear if you do it again it kills you. As you blow out enemies, some drop power ups that when collected, move the highlighted thing on the lower Bar to the next one, You have Speed, Missile that goes diagonally down and slides on the floor, 2 Shot(that aims diagonally up and straight) Laser, Option and Shield. It loops around when you get enough and using B makes it give you that Power Up but makes the bar start over. There's also Blue Power Ups that pop the enemy's on screen. Its scrolling left to Right and sometimes stops for fighting a boss but some you can avid long enough and you move on. I used Save States as I'm not big on Shmups bit there's a bit of slowdown with too much on screen. It helps give you more time to react but an speed up when the enemy leaves the screen. The graphics are good and the music is nice and it plays well but can be pretty hard. If you touch anything, you blow and go back to a checkpoint. I think it has Continues but I didn't use em as I did Save States. The last level is tough and you need to use the Double to get enemies on the ceiling as the Laser cant touch em and you cant get in position to bust em. Its a good game and Options can help by being like the Shadow Clones in Ninja Gaiden that follow you and attack. It can be beat in under half an hour on a good run. The Moai are tough and there was 1 level with neon white Moai Heads that spun going from Right to left and I had to evade but didn't see it on a longplay I watched before to see what I had coming. Glad I did this one. Its pretty cool.

Just beat Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its another Tag Team thing of 2 fighters in a 2D battle with Strong, Mid and Fast moves and spazzing the D Pad does moves. On here you get unlimited continues and can play til you get good or lucky. Once both players life bars and beat out the match ends and you can switch characters to have the non fighting one heal slowly. There's a bar that builds with damage you give and take and goes up to 3 levels, but using a Super Mode uses 1 Bar. Did it get this from DBZ with Vegeta Vs Goku in the Buu Arc? So the guys you fight change each time and if you lose to 1 match, retrying can give you different guys to beat. It plays well and has good graphics and music with voices. Its a lot like X Men Vs Street Fighter but with different characters. You still fight Apocalypse the same way as that one, but after that is Cyber Akuma who is a Mazinger Z'd up Akuma who's faster and stronger but I beat him my 1st try. I used Spider-Man and Chun Li and you still choose another color with different buttons. The L buttons somehow do the Super Move but I'm not sure quite how. I hear there's secret characters but I don't know how to get em. It can be beat in under an hour as its an Arcade Game and you wanna beat the game in 1 go. I enjoyed it and its a good Fighter that's more of what we like. Glad I played this one. Capcom does well with these crossovers and Marvel or Disney.

Just beat X-Men: Children of the Atom on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its a 1 on 1 2D fighter w/X Men guys from 94 where you win a best of 3 fight vs a buncha guys, then Juggernaut. Then Magneto. You got the usual Light/Medium/Strong Punch/Kick w/a bar that rises w/damage given/taken that fills to 3 levels. You can do a super move at the cost of a bar and some need all 3 full. Good graphics and holding back blocks even in air and its got good music/cartoony voices. It plays well but a few guys are hard like Colossus and this game's Goro: Juggernaut hits like a truck but can be Thrown w/Punch and Left or Right for high damage. I spent 6 hours on it and most was struggling vs the game boss Magneto who's overpowered. He blocks all attacks/is only open to hit when attacking/flying/a brief laugh. He throws/seals you in metal you gotta struggle out of but can hit you when you can't move. His full power move is a Power Wave like Terry Bogard you can only block or get lucky and jump over him as he fires.  You can hit him as he's about to fire but usually he nails you and it does like 40% of your life bar. He flies/fires attacks that charge his Power Bar but you can jump kick him and try to get him in a corner/uppercut him in a loop til he gets out. He puts up a barrier you gotta hit or wait to wear off. I could beat him 1 of 3 but he usually cheaped out and creamed me with spam. So I fought Smarter not harder and after getting him on the ground, timed my sweep the leg kicks/got him in a loop Kicking him down as he's getting up and won. Its a good game but the final boss was kind of an ordeal. You can play as a Sentinel and he's slow but hits hard. I used Psylocke who's a Thicc Tough Warrior Psychic Chick, so like a Go Nagai Girl. Glad I did this but I doubt I'll play it again. Oh and you get hints on the Continue Screen and there's Automatic Blocking but I didn't use it as I wanted to win on my own skill.

Just beat Marvel Super Heroes on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its a 1 on 1 2D fighter w/ Marvel good and bad guys with Light, Medium and Hard Punch and Kick. You can get the Infinity Stones to have a temporary power up like more Attack or Defense or Speed or healing or adding energy blasts to attacks but the Stones can be beat outta you and gotten by the opponent or you from the ground. As you attack/get attacked, you build a power bar that ges to to 3 levels and can be used for a super move lie Iron Mam's Proton Cannon. You get more Stones as you beat certain guys and there's 8 rounds of guys who don't change when you lose and try again. There's Infinite Continues and 8 fights with the last guy being Thanos who gets all the Infinity Stones, but you can beat em outta him. He hits hard but can be overcome with getting in close and throws or heavy blows. I didn't have a hard time on him and won on like my 3rd or 4th try. Magneto and Dr Doom were tougher but Magneto wasn't as overpowered as in X Men Children Of The Atom. I played this in the 90s in an arcade and like this time, used Spider-Man. In the 90s I looped Juggernaut with Throws and lost to Iron Man but this time eventually beat Iron Man and didn't fight Juggernaut. BlackHeart is cool and many characters and sprites were used in other games. It plays well and the Graphics and Music are good as are the Voices. I wanted to play this on my Genesis in the 90s but didn't know about 16 and 32 Bit limits nor of it being on Sega Saturn. Some guys are kinda Cheap but I can wiggle my way around em. Glad I did this one. Its still good after all these years. Oh and even if a foe gets a Stone from you, you get it back in the next match.

Just beat Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its a 1 on 1 2D Tag Team fighter w/ Marvel and Capcom guys and an Assist you have a few of with Medium Punch/Kick. There's Lite, Medium and Hard Punch and Kick and spazzing the D Pad lets you do stronger moves. When both members of a team are out the other wins and you fight like 8 rounds that the enemies don't change between using Continues. As damages is given/took a bar grows up to 3 levels and you can do Super Moves at the cost of 1 level. There's a lot of characters from both sides and many are only assists like Rogue or the guy from Forbidden Worlds. Its really well animated and has nice music and voices, including some of the Sailor Moon 90s cast like Tony Daniels. The final boss is Onslaught who I never heard of but if you Duck and kick while blocking when he attacks, his 1st forme isn't too bad. His 2nd forme is tough with overpowered attacks that hit hard. I blocked and used super moves and Assists to get through him. He's powerful, but not unfair, and I had a much easier time than Magneto in X-Men: Children of the Atom. He beats you around, but in a way that encouraged you to try harder. This Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection has easy access moves with L1 and L2 and you can do Supers and other things easier with it. Kinda like Capcom Vs SNK 2 on GameCube. Also is a moves list with the big black center button. I saw this game in arcades as a 90s kid but don't recall playing it. It a great game with a lot packed into it. I used Spider-Man and Chun Li as I'm used to em and they fight like they do in other games. A lot is reused from other games and the Assists usually come in for a few seconds to attack a bit and leave. It holds up well and has an easy or Medium and Turbo or normal options but I went for Normal. Glad I did this one.

Just beat Fantasy Zone II: The Tears of Opa-Opa for Sega Master System on my 100 Master System and Game Gear Games GBA Multicart on my GameCube Game Boy Player. What an ordeal. Its a Shmup with cute graphics and happy colors where you gotta take out all the enemy bases and warp between areas until all are gone. Then go to the Red warp and fight a boss. 1 button is the peashooter and the other is a secondary weapon that fires in a diagonal down. I used a turbo Option so I'm not burning out my thumbs or pad. As you bust enemies they drop money, but some only if all the guys in a group are iced. The money can buy weapon upgrades or speed boosts or life ups in secret shop found by blasting the air where they are hidden. You have a life bar but its dinky and you gotta find these Red Potions to extend em, but it don't fill it up. Blue Potions Heal you are some potions are hidden in areas by the floor. Some weapons have limited time but if you find a Clock hidden in some levels, it gives you longer. This game is hard. You die in 1 hit until getting a Red Potion and don't get Blue Potion til like level 3. If you die you heal but lives can only be bought in some shops. There's 1 Continue you gotta buy but don't waste your money as it resets all life ups, money and upgrades. So its like going back to level  Charmander on the Elite 4 in Pokemon Blue. And Continues don't work on the last level Boss Rush. The Fire Shot kills anything in 1 hit even bosses except the last guy which his a mirror match against Evil Opa Opa. If you die, you gotta slog to a shop to get a better engine as Opa Opa's wings kinda s=ck. Go for Normal Engine, the others are too slow or fast. It has nice colorful graphics and the music is good, but its pretty angering. I doubt I'll play it again and it can be beat in under half an hour on a good run but all the game overs will extend it. I'm kinda spazzed after playing it. I was gonna use Save States on my 2DS to do it but did it legit. glad I beat it.

Just beat Grimace's Birthday for Game Boy Color. Its kind of a Platform Game made for promoting the Grimace Shake. You play as Grimace and gotta go around a few levels to get The Hamburgler and Birdie and collect Grimace Shakes while bouncing on squirrels or springs. A is Jump and Down lets you drop to a lower level. There's no lives but there i a timer but I never had it run out. You don't gotta get all the Shakes and don't even have to play the game, but Start pauses and you can Skip or Retry Level or Quit. There's no penalty and you don't take damage from hitting an enemy or garbage can, only getting tunnel for a bit. Even falling in a pit only restarts the zone. Its got 2 acts per level and there's like 3 levels but it says 2. The controls are good and there's a hard mode for not having grinding on rails be automatic. There's a Free Mode to go around levels for fun and a Score Attack mode and even a Watch Credits Option. Its got nice graphics and there's even a Birthday Cake Minigame where you move the crosshairs on the screen and blow out candles for points. You can choose which cake you get at the end. Its a cool game that can be beat in like under 20 mins and is great to see the McDonalds characters back I always liked McDonalds and there's even Graffiti that references Mac And Me. For Some reason there's 4 for a game where Grimace collects Shakes. I paid like 40$ for this and I'm glad I did. Its pretty nice. And at the start is a thing to choose between fullscreen or widescreen as this was on phones or something. Glad I did this one. Its a quick fun time that's pretty 90s. Oh and Ronald McDonald only shows up on a cake and not in person. Is this McDonalds Gaiden: Grimace No Daiboken?

Just beat Demon Child Zenki/Kishin Doji Zenki for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its a platformer based on an anime based on a manga about some demon who adventures wit a chick with powers, but not InuYasha. You go around a map and unlock areas like Mario World but this time its good cuz its fun. 1 button is attack and 1 is jump but for the girl, up and attack is a super move you can collect and for Zenki in boss time you hold attack to charge up and release to fire. Zenki hits enemies with rolling jumps like Sonic and roll with Down and Attack like a Spin Dash. Zenki breaks rocks when he jumps and the chick breaks em with fire attacks sideways and can break small rocks Zenki can't with fire and the Up and attack breaks things other things can't. For boss fights you play as Zenki with his power unsealed and its like SpellCaster/Kujaku-Oh and you have a life bar that grows with Seeds you get from beating bosses. Some bosses you gotta use special attacks or hit in the weapon or something, You have a bit of a life bar in the regular levels but its hard to understand, a symbol that changes. After you go through a few levels you fight a guy you can't beat and after he beats you, you go over limit in a cutscene and use up all your power. So you go to get Goki like Go Nagai's ShutenDoji and gotta get the 5 element orbs. You can get em b4 reaching this and it restores Zenki and he has an Axe Attack. After beating the 4 kings based on the 4 beasts from BeyBlade, you fight the boss and there's no level, you go there and face him and he has 3 life bars but after that you win. Its easy to get extra guys by finds em in a rock or collecting all glowing things in a level. You get unlimited Continues I think  and its got bright colorful Graphics and good music. It plays pretty well but takes some getting used to. Game Gear had good Anime Games and this was one of em. Glad I did this one.

Just beat The Lost World Jurassic Park for Game Gear on my 2DS. Its based on the movie based on the book that's a sequel to another movie book. It came out in 97 so right before the Dreamcast but looks pretty good. You play as a dude with a gun that stuns dinos and gotta get through the island. 1 level has you as a banana yellow Raptor and 1 button is jump, 1 is jump attack and you can climb walls somehow like Spider Man, but die in 1 hit. The gun guy fights various dinosaurs and some are more obscure like Mamenchisaurus or Baryonyx that if I played this as a 90s kid into dinosaurs, I'd love. Its got impressive Graphics and even a 3D kinda Driving level like a reverse Road Rash where you drive toward the screen and avoid a T Rex and road hazards. You can shoot standing, diagonally up and crouching and you get unlimited tries as if you die you Continue. Some parts are tough to see like the rope you grab in the jungle or trying to land on I think a Baryonyx head in a water pit, but it plays mostly well . The enemies don't flash when hit but there's a hint on the boss preview screen title card that's pretty well done, but its vague. The Pachycephalosaurus you gotta stand on the Tree branch and as he's gonna hit, you jump and shoot him when stunned. The gun has a lot fire rate but its usually not an issue. The dude can take a few hits but spikes are 1 hit kills. You choose which level of the 1st 3 you play but the rest are in order.  Overall its pretty good and can be beat in under an hour, which fits for a Game Gear Game. Glad I did this one. And its graphics are some of the best I've seen on Game Gear.

Just beat Marvel vs. Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its a 2D fighting game where you choose 3 guys and use em to fight 3 guys for 6 rounds then a final boss with 3 formes. You got lite to heavy punches/kicks and spazzing on the D Pad does moves. You can jump and air dash and double jump and block with the D Pad. As the battle goes on, you beat down the foe and as 1 falls, the next comes in. You can call your back up guys in for an attack but if hit, they take damage. You can switch between fighters and the offscreen ones heal gradually. Each time you lose the opponents change randomly but you can rechoose your fighters and what order they go in as well as what kind of Assist they do. Its not too hard and on here you get unlimited Continues. It took me over 2 hours to beat as a few guys were tough like Colossus and Omega Red. I didn't know a number of the Capcom guys as I never did their games. The Graphics and music are great and many are reused from past games, like Morrigan in 32 bit. The last guy is Abyss who 1st is in armor and you gotta block and counter. Then he's slime and uses ranged attacks. Then he's a black sphere that summons a blood dog demon. I wound up beating him in Time by lasting 99 seconds with more total Life. Its a pretty good game and it pushes you to keep trying without making you mad. Its a good challenge without being cheap and if you keep trying, you'll eventually get good or lucky. I used Spider Man, Rogue and Chun Li and some controls seemed different than the past games, but others were the same. Glad I did this one. Oh and there's a bar that builds up for super moves as you take and give damage or w/e.

Slither Review

Note: i spell devolved and slimy

Slither

This is my review on Slither from the distant future year toChris Latta f 2006 (The year of Transformers Season 3)

Its directed by James Gunn who did Guardians of the Galaxy

It stars, ew, Nathan Fillion, i hated thre adds for the rooie, he was in Saving Private Ryan/Blast from the Past/Wonder Woman th direct to video movie/Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters/The Death of Superman/The Outer Limits/King of the Hill/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Justice League Unlimited/Robot Chicken/Desperate Housewives/American Dad!/Gravity Falls/The Big Bang Theory/Drunk History, the awful Elizabeth Banks from 2000 Shaft/Spider-Man 1/Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3/W./The Hunger Games/Pitch Perfect/The Lego Movie/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Scrubs/American Dad!/butt f--king Modern Family/30 Rock/Family Guy/Robot Chicken/2015 The Muppets, Tania Saulnier from She's the Man/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/Caitlin's Way, Gregg Henry from Scarface in the 80s/Raising Cain/Star Trek: Insurrection/Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever/Guardians of the Galaxy/Teen Titans: The Judas Contract Brother Blood/Walker, Texas Ranger/Star Trek: Enterprise/Judging Amy/Numb3rs/butt f--kin Castle/Law & Order: Organized Crime, Michael Rooker from Mississippi Burning/J FK/The Dark Half/Cliffhanger/The Bone Collector/The 6th Day/Guardians of the Galaxy/2001 The Outer Limits/Numb3rs/Crossing Jordan/Law & Order/Robot Chicken/Lollipop Chainsaw, Jenna Fischer from Blades of Glory/Cold Case/That '70s Show/The Office/Drunk History. and some guys not on bac door, candy a55, frooty boory, banana crammer, aids bag, sofom bottom, cripple nipple, gender offender, queer as  deer wth a steer in its rear, Creator Hater, hippie stoner vegan peta stree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia, who don' have a page fo BaraBanba, Go Nagai's 1st OAV, but does have 1 for zamasu, who s-cked a55

i never saw rhis b4 but saw clips and it looked good

some liked it but it idnt make much money

o after logos we get a rock in space dat hirs earth, ol earth is gonw, who will rule new urth?

this redneck townwe ee cops in a car then some evil dead camera through the woods to a rock splitting open the an upbeat song with title and the song plays with people in a town

a blonde guy calls a guy in a big truck a c-ck sucker in front of a kid he didn't see and we seethis blonde teahergiving a lesion on the disproven theory of evolutopn saying cockroaches are better than humans for allegedly being around longer

a guy drinks a latte by a crosswalk and ew ita nathion fillion who i think is into a chick wjo has a better guy

its hard to understand his exaggerated redneck accent

this geezer and his wife b0ne at night but she dont wanna and wait i think its the blonde teacher and geezer isn't too old and leaves

then a cr-ppy chick singing karaoke at the bar the geezer is atad a youngbar chick comes byand they flirt

in the woods they go out and she had a crush on him and carved their initalsin a tree and make out and i think b0ne

but he turns her down b4 b0nig ashis woman needs him andthey find this goo on the ground  by the space rock

it leads to this pulsating thig that opens and cr-ps a needle in him and goes to his brain and he blacks out

he wakes up wit a nose bleed and not like Sailor Venus thinking of bating with Yaten as a cat andhe's kinda poessed and goes home to eat meat

in the dayhe made a nst f leaves in the basement and his woman the blonde teaver is inthe main room and offers to b0ne and sez sorry for pushing u away

his love overcomes the parasite and he glows old and the parasite jumps outta him and burns

jk really theyb0ne and he sees his stab wound but it blacks out as they make out

at work shes happy and sez he was discovering his bofy like a little boy, plus as shes a teacer, she's probably had much experience

husband goes out and buys a lot of meatlike an alpha male and at home he's put a lock on the basement door and he sez its close to her b day but its 2 months away and he seems kinda spazzy

he goesout and sees a dog as hes in pain and the screen goes black and the dog squeals so i think he b0ned it

at nighthe's got blotcheson his skinand is kinda devolving ad tentacles come outta his chest hole as he watces his woman in the shower

this is going urotsukidoi

he sez he gotta go towork and she sez somethings in an hour but he sez he'd meet her there and we see a rednck barn dance

nathon fillion is there and wants teaher as her man goes to this chics home with her son and wants her

Nathan has a moment with teavher and a guy sez The Creator gave man dominion over animal  so we have deer season

parasite gu takes off his shirt adholds down the chick as his tentacles go in her belly button like tommy wiseau la blue girl

he and hiswoman get home and he's all mutated and sez its a bee sting and dr gave him a prescription but when she calls the r he sez he aint seen him in over a year

so she sees posters for lost dogs and he wanders the rwoods nd the chick he tentacled i thinkchained up in a barn and shes hungry so he gives her meat

the cops come by teavhers placeand Nathan is one of em andthey ask of a girl who disappeared and her husband was seen there but she sez its someone who looks lie him

is this a thing on aids? hes infected by a needle and infects others

she goes in the basement and sees a byncha chiopped up cats and dogs but thats ok, they are only animal, they eat pigs who are smarter and hotter than dogs

she calls for hep but her husbnf comes inand shes freaking out and he sez "why u un? im not gonna hurt u" and seeuing she ont want him, pulls off his sirt and trys tentacling her

she smacks him with the phone and he gets her in a headlock wth a rubbery arm but the cops show upnd he runs

btw this is in color and is widescreen but has good lighting and color like 00s things used to

days later the blonde guy whines at Nathan overpeople not wanting to hunt in town with a kidnapper and mock him for his arm tentacle thing so blonde sez it might be lime discease but they laugh

they find ropped up animals and a german sheppard head in a field and the forrest is 100 000 achers  or 1000 x winie the pooh and they gotta find him

they use info they have to follow a paters where he might be and Nathan is whined on by blonde t come along to find her man

we see these twin kids and their fam and dad okes of Japanese things looking like pokemon and blonde uy, cops and teacher come byhis farm

after looking all day, Nathan and teacher reminise on past things

they see him aste a cow with his tentacle armandteavher confronts him dragging it but hes devolved ont john carpeners the thing and sez hes sick but they an help him and she agreed to stuck by him as a wife

1 guy confronts him but he slupts him open with a whip entace and his insides spill out as he falls and he flees as the guts chanse him

blonde guy sez "cme out u c-ck sucker! u afraid" like vegeta calling android 20 a candy a55 faeggit

they come to a barn that stinks and in it is the tentacled chick swollen and body expanded to a sphere of flesh and shes hungry

today on the larning channel, the half ton kidnapped chic

she pulsates and ris open and blows as a swarm of parasitw things spll out and go into peoples mouths like soviet d0ngs in german women in 1945

nahan coves his and teavhers moiuthes and the swarm goes out with blone guy saying "it tried to get in my mouth" ike the face hugger in alien

in town tis chicktakes a bathand the slug like monaters come over

grandma wants chck to go to bed and she puts ear plugs in and grandma tells the twn girl lids to get sleep cuz tomortor is family fun day and the slugs come for em

1 slug comes in the bathtub and she tri xto escape but it gets in her mouth and she gets flashbacks of an alien world with this cg beatsa and parasites and of husband seeing it

she pulls it out and wasts it with a hair curler and come out dressed as her mom is f'd by it and sprays blood

sh break in the locked oor to er tiwns room ut the slugs got em and she escpaees n the roof and umps off as shes chased

her ad comes out and spazzes out andthe swarm comes for her but she hides in the pick up truck as they swarm on it

in the barn the cops the slugs went in are not dead and Nathan sez to get the guys outta the barn from the rot and stench and gives blonde teaher his gun

he goes out, sees a deer and its go a parasite and he runs

blonde gy i think sherrif or mayor thinks its th gov who did this and they wear bandannas on the faces like betas did in 2020 thinking i protects em from the air

1 uy get up as blonde teacher is near nd sez marriage is a sacred bond and he;s sorry he lost his head and i thin hes posseesed by the remnants of her husband

he sez he wanted to tell her btu was afraid she'd not love him amdother guys get up anand zombie like

bath chicks fa gets up as zmbies an want her to open the car

in the barn the guy are thinking they are her man and1 sprays acid on female cop and she bites it and hen 1 tells her off thiking she wont shoot, she lows it head open anda slug comes out

bath girls dad hammers the winshiend with  rock andnathan acomes in and bath chick whos out sez the worms control em and knock nathann own so he shoots 1 is the foot b4 he can shovel him and theyspray acid on his gun so tey run

they get in a cop car and blonde teacher wastses a guy with a stick in the throat and she gets in and they egt away

Nathan calls the station an se to call the cdc to help and tells of the slugs andafter hanging up the slugs come outta the ceiling on her

blonde guy wigs out over mr pibb and bath chick sez she became it when it was in her muth and its from space and the real face looks like a needle and it goes from world to world feeding and now its here kinda like sailor stars with galaxia

teacher sez its a onscious disease and im thinking communism and when Nathan calls the ststion chick she sez shes ot a surprise and a car runs em off the road

he comes to with a swarm of gusy taking blonde teacher anh crawls out andleaves bath chick wait he pulls her a55 out but cant save blonde guyn and runs

they hide in some plants and Nathan oes in the station but an animal puppet thing attacks him and bath chick saves him

she sez when 1 sees they all see and they leave and the controlled guys sre cleaning up blacked out blonde teacher in bed

Nathan and bath chick see someone being fd up wait i think its blonde guy

later blonde guy wakes up in a dark place and hears munching so he lights a lighter andsees people eating each the dead and they come for him

he runs but at th top of the stairs a translucent tentacle gets him in the nexck and he spazzes out

blonde wakes u in a nightgown and a tentacle pushes a stereo and romantic music plays as we see blonde guy looking around the basement andstarts eating a guylike hes Canadian

blonde teacher sk s aross a srine to her on the wall of photos and sees her husband devolved into a tentacle guy with no legs nut octopus body

we see a fat guy get naked and awe see his warty a55 and he melds with the husband mass like melting into slime lik batman beyond

in the roomhusband accuses teacher of wanting to ice him and run off with Nathan andth peoel melded into him ay it with him

she se zshe like him and knows he dont wanna hurt her andhe dont gotta be alone and they can be together and she didn't need the world and as she oems hear, pulls a shank and jabs him

Nathan and bath chick bust their wa in wasting guys andblonde guy wants ot be killed so Nathan blows his head out

they run in and he readys a grenade but its knocke away, he gets it but it goe in the pol and blos

this swarm of possessed guys come and husband tentacles into Nathan and fills him with goo but Nathan plugs his othe tentacle into a propane tank and tuens it on

it drags Nathan in andhe sez shoot him and chick fires and husbans swells and blows apart in a fire blast and the infected blask out

she checks on Nathan andhe comes to andpulls the tentacle outta his belly andi think the goo didn't get in him

they come otu and its day now and ervryoens down and maybe dead andnathan is gonan go to the hospital and has bath chic say how he saved her from a deer

then credits to a love song

hay it had llyd kaufman and rob zombie

2n unit gaffer john Williams

recording engineer peter fuchs

phillip hunter, is his middle name michal?

then after the dreits a at gets stuck offscreen wth a tentacle chunk stinger from before

the end

that was pretty good

nice comedy mixed with body horror

its got that james gunn style like lollipop chainsaw andthe effects are good

he acting works and the music is nice

th gore was good and i remember some clups from the 00s video on youtube opera of splatter

this was a decent film and had some good stuff to it, i see why people like it

there some cg but the practical effects make it work

and the lighting is good its not all dark and murky

For Slither 2 I want the cat to have mutated into a big kaiju monster and infect several cryptids liek sasquatch and Chupacabra and Ogopogo and they wreak havoc on America, so the gov revelas they prepared for this with a big mech warrior to face em, and a femal body builder chick like Teagan clive pilots it and fights these cryptids in vatious American cities. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you playn as 1 giant fighter and battle the rst with the cat thing being a big mass of flesh and you gott beat on it til it bursts an you play a mini game to microwave the remnants wih a beam weapon to keep it from coming back.

Out West Review

 Note: i spell westaro

Out West

this is my review on Out West from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1918(110 years befoe Robotech eason 2)

Its directal by the innocent and wronged Roscoe Arbuckle who did The Red Mill/Special Delivery

It stars Roscoe Arbuckle from Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage, Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Seven Chances/The General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Electric House/The Playhouse, Al St. John from The Knockout/Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Scarecrow, Alice Lake from Coney Island/The Bell Boy, Joe Keaton aka Busters Dad from The Scarecrow/Steam Boat Bill Jr/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Go West/The General/The Electric House, and some guts not on bavk door, ai-ds bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, gender offender, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Creator Hater Wikipedia whodon't got a page on Max Bielas but does have one forjiren rom dragon ball super.

I think i saw this on tcm but its been a while

o after title and credits fatty comes in a train in the wate part of it and they dump more water on him d he spazzes out

he dies, the end

jk really get ers out nd uses a tie he unraveled an a hook to steal breakfast from the workers as they oner etf

he drops it and thet look io and ee his big a55 and shoot him in it and he uns from em on the train roof then climbs down and umps off the lights a smoke on the moving train b4 grabbing it and climbing back on

he unhitches the last car as the guys run across the train top and eats breakfat but the train reverses which wont work in real life as you gotta slow then stop then restart

the train bumps the cart caboose or a55 like dsat steven Colbert is quite the candya55, and  the guys get to him ad beat on him tel he falls off the train  and follows the tracks to the nearest town

in this saloon bill bullhorn offers booze that cures all ills and buster keaten drunks it with his eyes 

1 guy cheats at carts by dropping a card and grabbing an ace under his a55 an wgen a fight breaks out, buser caps him, cecks his cards and sez he'd've lost anyway, then dumps the body in a door in the floor like that movie no one csres about

roscoe anders and sees a mirage of water but blacs out then finds a water hole abd drinks it as it lowwrs

the red man come by and see his big a55 and fire arrows in it so he runs around as thy wanna use him as food for winter

he runs as they are on horses and wild bill hiccup does a raid on the saloon  and everuoe puts their hands up even the clock as he jacks em and fires randomly

the bartender puls a gun but is capped and roscoe runs from the reds n jumps down a him  and falls as they fire on hum  and  falls into the bar

he bowls over hiccup an  pulls guns and shoots the place up  including raking busters hat off a few times as he jumps and swinga from the light

the gang runs and buster lights his cigar on a swinging fire and it burns his a55  and not b0nes his a55 and he kicks a body in the door in the floor

roscoe fatty goes out and guns down the Indians after him frm like a mile away, then goes in the salon and shoots the hat  buster wore in the air for a while b4 returning it and becoming the new barerender

some cowboys shoot at an openly black guys feer and he umps around and roscoe fires and he jumps back, then as cowboys fire, he jumps in the corpse hoe bt jumps out in reversed fottage and then runs around as guys shoot at his feet in a smokey room

a chick comes in and sez shame on you anf she has a salvation army hat and the guys leave the openly black guy alone and shes into roscoe being new but he sez this place aint for her

some guys co,e by the bar and 1 drinks and spits so the fire thing blasts and chick wants money but he sez a dollar for a kiss and goes like a soviet on a german woman in 1945 as se dont consent

she slaps him and tries to escape sop he grabs her which might trigger losers wgo can't handle anything

buster tells hm o get out but is pushed bak by the guy whos blonde and had his cigar all in his mouth

buster pulls a gun but bonde grabs and brraks it then sluga him awau

buster is gonna use a chair like its wwf but roscoe sez to send him to the cellar and opens the floor door as buster stands over it

roscoe buts bottles on blondes head like momotaro on   George in the otoko juku manga but he takes no damage  roscoe keeps doing it as if it didn't work the 1at time, the next 20 otta

having enuff he shoots him in th back like john wayne never did and it does nothing as i guess this guyas a demon or like the boxer rebellion in maruta lands  in the 1900s who got possessed y daemons that protected em at the cost of their souls

he takes the gun and gives it back to hi so roscoe gets a feather and tickles him s he laff and buster and rocoe us fingers on him to tickle him and tru to sed him to he cellar but he runs off as buster falls in da hole in the floors a55

blonde is outside and they wanna make the guys they wronged pay for fighting back or gyaku gire in Japanese, and roscoe pulls buster outta the hole

a cowboy rdes his horse in the bar and ges a bucket for his horse  even though it might cr-p in here and roscoe gives it booze

chic comes by and  wants him oyta his den of vice like vice city andcowboy rides his horse walking zogzag cuz its drunk

wild bull hiccup lassoa chick and rides off wirh her for revenge and the sherris fire on wild blls men wo didn't get away

roscoe gets a horse and rides after him as buster is in a gunfight wth a Mexico and they shoot eavh other including buster getting him in the a55 but i guess people were tougher in the 1800s and its like Transformers how they tank laser blasts instead of the movie where they get blown apart by em

back door billy gets the chick in his cottage and offers her dark booze but she dont want it as alcogol is bad so he shoot her chair

roscoe gets to her and she throws the drin in his face then roscoe tles him and es the blonde from b4

she scpaces and bustr puts his hat on the rocks so the Mexico shoots it so he climbs higher andcaps him from abov e

he has another live saved or as e gets up and shoots buster then runs and flees on a horse but buster caps him

heh heh heh, butt buster

btw everyone has unlimited ammo like its Contra

so chick holds the door closed and roscoe pushed the cabin off a cliff and it hatters lie hes the hulk and hiccup blacks out as roscoe and chick kiss

the end

that was pretty good

nice gags and stunts

good story and feel

didn't know the blonde was hiccup tul nearly the end

good filming

a lot of smoke and dust from shooting but it works

roscoe an buster put on a good sho and were good friends

For Out West 2 I want wild bill hiccup to ome back and has cut the nerves to his skin so tickling dont stop him. he takrs over the town and roscoe and buster flee. so the cick prays and an Angel tells her that he' made a daenon pct andthey need a holy weapon to beat him. so they go to these melted temples from bible time i America that have pieces of it and collect em, then unite em into 1 and fight him with it. is also an 8 bit game lie Golden Axe Warrior on Sea Master System and Game Gear, Nes and GB, Tg16 Atari Lynx and 780 where you play as roscoe and buster is player 2 like tails in sonic and help him fight through temples like Zelda on NES.

The Playhouse Review

 Note; My keybord had no ink on keys and they f out sometie

The Playhouse

This is my review on The Playhouse from the distant future yar to Oda Nobunaga of 1921(90 years before Rwdore Robotech Season 1 and Transforers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North/The Electric House/The Baloomatic, and also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January/The Electric House/The Baloomatic.

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Elctric House, Eddie Clune from The Scarecrow, Virginia Fox from The Electric House, Joe Roberts from The Scarecrow/The Play House/The Frozen North/Our Hospitality/Te Electric House, Monte Collins from Our Hospitality, Joe Murphy from The Cat and the Canary 1927, and some guys not on bac door, candy a55, beta male, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, cripple nipple, queer as a deer with aster in its rear, hippie vegan syoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who has pages for Dragon Ball characters like jiren, zamasu and kale/caulifla, biy bot android 17, garlic jr or Pan who did far more than those dinks.

I never saw this but i do like Keaton

after title and cresits we see bustern wanting togo to the opera hoyse and has an accordion wallet

he goes in and conducts with several busters as the band in a clever effect to split screen and looks more nautral than most things tody as cg s-cked

1 bustyer on a long flute struggles to get it in his mouth adn another saws his violin and 1 oils up his trombone

conducter rops his pages and stagehand bustern pulls the curain and theres 9 busters on stage dancing but then they seat

1 buster is in black face and sez a storm blew a silver ollar into 4quarters and 1 sez the wind blew a wart off a guys nose and brok a window

buster and girl buster watch from th balcon and reads the program with everuthng by buster Keaton and looks confused

kid buster an granny buster watch an geezer uster and bimbo buster watch and this is like dragon ball where everyone is a version of goku

bimbo buster has shoulders

water spills on geezer buster and its granny buster dumping a bottle so he uses an ubrella

the 9 busters stand an raise their hands and stagehand buster pulls a thing and we see 2 busters rancing and using canea in front o a forrest backround

the buste with girl buster applaudes and its revealed its a dream and a guy wakes up real buster and buster leaves as the guys take the se apart and it was a play performing thing

he punhes the punch clock and sweeps up and hits the floor stair that wont move til the broom breaks through the flor

buster deals with 2 dams who looks alike and sending em to dressing rooms and thinking its 1 until they both show uiop and he runs

h returns and they are in front of mirrons and it looks like theres 4 of m and he run back to a back oom and writes how he resolves not to drink anymore and sees a triple mirrot

he goes back and sees the girls and runs back to add "but ust as much"

Theres a packed corwd and buster has to dress th monkey and bropens the cage but it gets out so ghe gets into monkey face and fakes being the ape in a tux

the actor sees it him and gets mad but they go out anddo the play as buster chimps aroundand hits a ding bell an eats with a fork like a stabbing and smokes a cigar and accidentall puts the lit end in his mouth and climbs the scenarey and it falls apart

the audience wigs out and buster is in bed a as the actor beats o him with a stick he clibms the balcony and stands in  front of a lady looking with binoculars but freaks ou seeing him w/o em and blacks out

buster rides a bike around pylons and falls and dives into the ocean scenary to rip through it and sticks his head out as actos is mad at him

a big guy looks in the hole buster was jut in and gets slugged and when another guy looks in, the punhed guy punches him and theres a squabble

bustser outta apeface sees a girl but its the wrong one and sh don like him kissing her hand and punched guy wants something o buster goes out and by people digging the ground

he gets em to join the show and they are guards in a scene and buster has em atand to attention and move around in kind of a stop motion thing of them moving a bit and tking a photo as thy seem to move w/o mfot movement like south park

buster blows a whistekl d they make a cannon and are these guys turks or soviets? looks it up, they are Zouave and are frenchies so they probably are b0ning the garbage

so wait they take it aprt 1st and thenreassemble it an d i tink 1 guy is a midget and thy fire ay themselves and knock over a wall on the left

buster sees only 1 guy an the rest ate behind him and form a human pyramid and upsidedown pyramid wioth a ladder in front of em in a hecxaram like thin g

the guys climb the walland dont let the big guy in so they jump down and help him up but the rofle he holds bends and when he gets up, theall falls over

uster falls outta the theate and retorns and later big actor is in a fake beard and having a smoke andit catches fire

he runs out and buster with chicks sees him and breaks a fire axe case for in case of fire, hen beats the guys face, ten cuts off the beard ith the axe and stimps it

big actor chases him and a show comes on with he chicks but buster (eh heh heh, butt buster) runs by and big guy chases him 

they get to a stairthing and bustsr goes up but donr see big guy afrerbhim til hes near and umps down ad lifts the stairs up with the counter weight but gets a headshot

the show  sez the chick can stay under water longer than a river bottom and te chicks take off their coats and are in tank tops and tights

1 jumps in a ank behind a screen and buster comes by and sees her  but big guy is back somehow and chases him and does the ooby doo thing of hiding in door

buster trics him int a monkey cage and its been 4 mins since chick went in the water but got caught on sometujg and cant get out

buster gets a tea cip and spoons out water b4 seeing its too little and taes a big a5 hammer and busts the tank as the heater floocds

he saves the chick from an instrument pit  of water and big guy jumps in and buster escapes in a drum with q violin as a paddle

he grabs a chick and runs to the justice of the peace but sees he ot the wrng cgick and goes t er the rght oe

he marks her back with an X and goes to get married so he can tell the twins apart

the end

that was pretty fun

good action and gags

nice stunts and moves

the split screen multi buster Keaton kage bushin no jutsu was cool and goes back to george melies work 20+ years b4

i liked it and its a fun actiony thing

For The Playhouse 2 I want him to be working at the theatre as his woman is really pregnant and staying at home stuffing herself and swelling up and on the side, does odd jobs with vaudeville  comedy. also its an 8 bit sega master system an game ear, nes and game boy, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx game here you do mini games to earn money for yourexpanding wie and cooking and feeding games for thar too.

On The Beach Review

 Note: My keybord is cr-ppy so theres typoes

On the Beach

This is my review on On the Beach from the distant firure year to ben franklin of 1959(70 years before Robotech Season 2 with thicc blonde dana taking showers)

Its directed by stanly Kramer who did Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

it stars Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country/yellow sky/The Stalking Moon/MacKenna's Gold, the evil Ava Gardner from The Snows of Kilimanjaro/The Band Wagon/The Sun Also Rises/The Night of the Iguana/The Bible: In the Beginning..., the honorable Fred Astaire from Royal Wedding/The Band Wagon/Daddy Long Legs/Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town/The Towering Inferno/That's Entertainment, Part II, aids bag Anthony perkins from The Trial/70s Murder on the Orient Express/The Black Hole(the neil degrasse tyson p0rn0?)/Psycho I II III and IV, Donna Anderson from Inherit The Wind/70s The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team/Murder, She Wrote/Dragnet/Little House on the Prairie, John Tate from Thunderbirds, Harp McGuire from Inherit the Wind, Ken Wayne from The Dirty Dozen 1, Guy Doleman from Dial M for Murder/Billion Dollar Brain/Murder, She Wrote, John Meillon from Crocodile Dundee 1 and 2, Brian James from Quatermass and the Pit, and many guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55. beta male, aids bag, soom bottom, frooty booty banana crammer, cripple nipple, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie venag stoner peta  tree kung fu based on plants wikipediea who kept open lies of Urotsukidoji up fo years.

afer mgm logo we get guys on a submarine thecredits

later theres radio of radiation heading for soviet autralia and topny perkins is making breakfast an has a wife an id

wife sez how he might have work as a leff ten ent as the candy a55s ay luitenant and he has to get milk

so its soviet Australia in the 60s and looks like America in the 20s as they only had 30 years of electricity by the 90s

a guy woth an accient i mean accent talks with tony of an amerian ship and how he's gotta go on a mission

he might be out for 4 months as it'll be 5 months before IT gets there and after , talks with a ecretary of her getting a boyfriend

later peck talks to tony of how the'd be out fr like 2 months and the admiral gave him a pass to a club for mahogany or w/e

later tony is on the beach and hangs wuth his wife an kid and smacks her a55 with a towel and sez "time to get ur fiute back" as he's not intio fat chicks like most guys, esp all skinny black guys on the learning channels with those half ton blobs

tony has to look after preck for 2 days and talks with hia wman and kisses her on the mouth

tony! What are yoyu doo ing?! You're with a wo man!!

later pek meets ava gardner and they go to eat and get along

at the eating place with horsecarts and a place to park horses oyrside they talk with a geezer whos bugg buddy was iced for being Anmerican

some guys talk o if the was was an accident or planne and a mitake  and how civilization was dstroyedby radio cr-p

1 gut eez how they made nukes and the radiation is 9x the past levels and they'e all doomed but mrs tony freaks out like "we cant!" and runs off

peck tslks with drinking ava about being drunk and he reveals he was  iwojima when the nukes went off and air was full of radio active dust and he has a woge and kids

she wanted to do stuff and is bummed but he comforts her and she blacks out

peck puts her down, tolts her head, opens her mouth, unzips and

jk he puts her to bed andis a gentleman

so the brass talks of going to the pole, north or south, and having uranium like the pokemon game Nintendo tried to seal, and having human life survive

so ava goes on the boat and talks to the pec and he sez regulation sez if a chick gets drunk, u put her to bed and return to the ship, as ur not mant to be b0ning

he gives her a scuit andtalks with a guy who got the wrong components and should get the ruight ones for the mission

she talks with parts guy of how you can't drin on a sub and hes gonna check the radiation

peck gets a morse code message that sez something of water but not much sense and later we seepeck and ava sailing on a boat like bogart but she tips the boat and costs em the race

tony talks with a uy about evolutipn pills i mean suicide pills and imagie if it was really pills made of compresse aids spurnm so you eat it and rot out?

on the beach peck and ava play around and he smacks her a55 with a paddle bt rrs tony sez tony dont play with her like that

some high rank brits talk of booze and how it needs another year and tony goes to a hairless dr to get suicide pills and he helps tony

tony talks to his woman of her wanting an electric mower and he gives her suicide pills and sez its a special kid  of sleeping pill and warns of radiation sickness

also he wants her to ice their kid and she dont wanna as she knows its not better to die than be killed and if you end it you go to h e double aftica

later peck talks with ava about cr-p and is shakey of how he thought his fam was safe at home but never thought the wa would reach em but it did and  he thought he'd keep her but can't take it now

ava goes tosome place with a guymaking some kinda vejicle and sez its a ferrarri

she used to be in,love with him n wonders if he still likes her and he sez what of peck and she sez he's married with children like al and peg bundy and  he takes her home

later its the south or north pole andpeck in on the sub looking at stuff from the preicscope

later scienctst is asked by tony if he went to sac fran sicko and science gy played by fred Astaire sez sez and saw a girl with great legs

hope its a real girl and not hiding a surprize thats a foot long

tony worrys abouthis woman and hwo she saw him as a murderer for wanting her an their kidto die

science fred sez he envies him for having someone to love and dont know why he puts up with tony

also a quiki look at candy a55 wikipeiea, sez in the book ava and fre were cousins not lovers lik with sailor Uranus an neitune an the idea of survuvoes in the north hemisphere was thought impossible and the morse code came from elsewhere

so the ship gets to soviet can fran sicko and its a deadcity but not from hiv like its got now and no one is there but the buildings are still there and not nuked like in the boo or Hiroshima or the alleged 1906 earthquake

1 guy jumps out of the ship and swims to shore and sez hes got a date on market street and is going home uz hes from soiet san fran Sodom but a dr sez a man can last a few days to a week out there in the nucular wasteland

the swimmer is fishing and peck talks to him on th radieo an treis to get him back but swimmer would rather die now at home instread of wih his freinds in Australia later

he sez he's got 200 rug stores to get cr-p from and i think he's gonna end it like a girly man who go neutered and the sub leaves him to die

he then starts twitchin and spazzig out and screaming ans sonvulsing and statys falling apart and under it ins a reptilian lizar thing under him as he's been devolved

jk really 1 guy sez howthe guys on mar saw it and might come down and take over, possible joingly, but with flat earth theory...

they guys talk o who started it and 1 pblames Einstein as hes jyu ish and 1 fred sez they thought peace can be maintained and had weapons too strong to be contained and 1 guy thought he saw something on a rdar screen and reacted and nued it

we have to pay for all we use, we never think before we light the fuse

look up look up look up the ky is falling, look out theres something you have got to do, b4 you try to go outside to take in the view, look up becuz th sky might fall on you!

looking back, that robotech song made in the 80s might be about ossible nucular war as it was in the cold war with Reagan vs the societs

also in the book Albania nuked Italy an things escalated and the northern hemisphere was wiped out and the radiation went south, but the movie ont blame anyone as it dont wanna alienante anyone who might watch it

so they get to somewhrre else and 1 guy goes in a suit and air pack and fills an airlock with water andgoes out in a boat he inflates like a lot of guys girlfriends

he walks around the empty town and goes to the power hosue and bot a Nordic god card in yugioh 5ds and its still running

he looks into an empty room and out umps some melted cheese people who were devolved by the radiation and start ripping him apart an tearing chunks of flesh otu as he screams

jk really he finds a coke bottle on a morse code generator on a string tapping and he takes it off and sends a message of his own

preck ras the message and laughs and guy in suit truns off the power house as u guess he cares about global warmin in nucular winfter

later we see ava on a farm with horses and a geezer and peck comes back and smooches her and sez hes all right

tonyes wilanlooks in the mirror and torny is behin her and they kiss on the mouth like normal people and he sez he'd never leave again

frearri guy frives up in a car like the mach 5 in speedo racer and th guy who i think is fred sez hes gonna go in a race or something

a high rank guy gives command of US Naval Froces to peck and then we see the pack i man the fred in a car race on a road and is this were mad mad came from?

theres a lot of cars bustng up cuz bustin makes ja feel good and fred Astaire wins the race

pec se he heard someone got trout season moved up and they go to the mts to fish in a river as drunks sing

then at a hotel wirh out Anthony perkins chopping people u, peck ad ava are in as it rains ousaide and drinks still sing that song and ava and peck smoochand it fades putso i think they b0ned

latet th peck is on a base and dr sez he otta look at ackerman and hes feeling cr-ppy an barfs offscreen and peck sez he'd be ok

peck asks if he omly had too many beers but dr sez its radiation and someone ad to get it 1st as we all  react didfrent and hes already dead

a priest gves a sermon and coforts the people amd some part i wasn't paying attention to as i was looking through old posts and links i refound on microsot teams

1 part had va with the high rank guy from b4 and i think she b0ned him cuz shes that kind of girl and we see a guy in a pol hall

ava drives a car fast by th road like misty in yugioh 5ds and fre blocks the gap in the garage door wit a cloth and gets in the car to gas himself

then we see ava get to peck on the aircraft carrier or /e and sez now its tie to say bye

he sez he love her andthey smooch as the sun shines on the water behind em like a raio active thing

tony sez he oves his woman and they go to bed with her feeimg weird an him talking of them meeting

she asks The Creator to fogive her and they are implied to have taken suicde pills and then we seea su going off as peck might'e gone on the sub as ava staus back to cook

then an empty town wih a soldier statue and a banner saying, there's still time... brother

\the end

that was well made

dark, grim and haunting, without hope and only doom

good acting and filming and told in b/w

it kinda makes you think of how it might happen and worry

But then you remember The Book Of Revelation and even ater it ends, there's a future

Glad I saw it, I was expecting a more Roger Corman thing but got a meaningful drama

For On the Beach 2 I want the sub to go off to the sea but encounter trilobite people and the Ningen from the north and south poles and get taken to their deep sea kingdom. In there they are healed of radium and are to be used as experirments but they rebel and escape the city andbring the healing tech to save the south. Also its a 16 bit action game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as up to 2 soldiers and use different guns from enemy trilobite people to take on their sea monsters and ride hovercraft in the undrrsea city to fight great sea beasts like ningen and mosaaurs.