The Adventures Of Dollie Review

Note: I spell lie the doll chic in Yugioh GX but not devolved

The Adventures Of Dollie

This is my review on The Adventures Of Dollie from the distsnt future yea to Oda Nobuaga of 1908(110 years befoe that Robotech Comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game

It stars  Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/Father Gets In The Game,  Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea/The Zulu's Heart, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets in the Game and Madeline West who's not on back door, aids bag, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kun fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia who goes with made up names and covers the real ones for the inane

I never saw this 4 but its Griffith, its gotta be good

its his 1st film too so i wanna see where it all started

after title see a little girl and her rents in the woods

they go by a water thing by the grass with rocks by the ede an kid sits with mom and fishes

dad comes with buckets and wait i think thats a gypywho tries o steal from her

she fights him off and dad comes by and beats that thing for its crimes

in samurai times they used theives for katana testing and lined em up to see how many you can cut through in 1 swing

bring that back

esp for gaijin

and im not calling it a gypsy as a joke

its called dat on Wikipedia

as a multi Slavic American, i can say I've heard thing of those gypsies

so it goes back to its gypsy agon with its woman it probably bought for being a good thief and virgin like that doc on soviet canada's state broadcaster the cbc

but it tried to make em look not bad wen they use kids to steal so they'd not get in as much trouble

and in the 2020s the homies got into hat with teens carjacking and stealing and murdering and beating and knifing

bring back the gallows

public executions would either scare em straight or clean those items out

and leave the bodies o rot as a lesson to he rest of em

no more of his young offender cr-p where a 17 year old cracks a guys head in and the media cant name it to protect that crack smoking ape

maybe use em in medical research like if there was a unit 731

but don't trust maruta, they deny history and facts

ban Ben Hur for spreading a "superstitious" belief in Christianity, then sucks rhino horn to try to cure their limp b0ners

so in he camp the wife tends o her alleged man and he's b--chy

he waves his hands around like an italiano and throws her down then goes off

dad plays badminton with his daughter  and when mom brings him off the gypsy steals the kid

i hope he dont try to b0ne her, thy often marry 14 year olds in heir rotuals

or like in he stink lands, spoon out kids eyes and use em for begging

mom finds her kid gone after being away or a few seconds like with john walsh jr being b0ned dead by that aids bag

btw, eff you john wash! i hate that omega pills adds you spam with shellfish juice to treat f'd joints

get f'd dead!!

by a big hiv positive gaijin!

dad asks guys for help and runs off

gypsy runs through a farmers field with his kid and possible meal an dad with guy chase after

at the wagon the gypsy brins the kid and puts her in a barrel to probably coo or ferment

dad and the search party search the wagon but dont find her and go on

the thieves celebrate their win and put he barrel in the wagon to use in heir rituals or offer to their gypsy go

hey race down he road and rough a river as hey dont fin their cr-ppy clothes getting wet as its stolen and probably befouled

in the river he barrel falls out an floats down it and goes over a small waterfall

a woman by the place he kid fished wait i think thats huck fin or n word jim, catches the barrel in fishing and brings it in

he's White as seen by his feet and dad comes by and they pen it to find his daughter

moms there and hugs her andthey reunite

the end

that was actually prtty cool

good kidnapping and rescue

its like divine intervention and help from a higher power saving the girl

good acting and no text cars, it all visual like mad max 2 the road warrior or tom and jerry

its well filmed and the barrel floating out rom the dip in the wagon was well done

glad i saw it

a good start to a good creer

and warnin of he danger of gypsies

didn't now new York had em in the 00s

did they get rid of em eventually?

For The Adventures Of Dollie 2 I want it to be right after and he girl told em wo took her so there's a manhunt for the gypsies. In the end the gypsies activate a self destruct thing in he olde worlde city of roman lie buildings and blows it but the good guys escape and gypsies melt to slime Also its an 8 bit game on NES/GB, Sega Master System/Game Gear, TG16, Atari Jauar and I mean 7800 and Lynx where you play as a cop in the 1900s goin in olde world high tech buildings lie the Tirolians in Robotech II The Sentinel and fihgt gypsies and crooks and the last level is escaping the blowing city.

A Perfect Getaway Review

Note: I spell perfect like Cell

A Perfect Getaway

This is my review on A Perfect Getaway from the distant future year to j fk bfore THEY turned him black and he eamed up with elvis to fight a mummy of 2009(The year Robotch season 1 happened)

Its directe by David Twohy who did  nothing I saw but wrote Critters 2: The Main Course/1989 Warlock/1993 The Fugitive/Waterworld/G.I. Jane/Pitch Black

It stars Steve Zahn from Stuart Little/2000 Hamlet/Dr. Dolittle 2/Stuart Little 2/Daddy Day Care/Diary of a Wimpy Kid/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules/Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days/Friends/Phineas and Ferb/candy a55 Modern Family, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/Rock Star/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Milla Jovovich from Dazed and Confused/The Fifth Element/Zoolander/Resident Evilmovies/Zoolander 2*/King of the Hill/Robot Chicken, Kiele Sanchez fropm Stuck on You/Drunk History, Marley Shelton from Hercules in the Underworld/Warriors of Virtue/Pleasantville/Never Been Kissed/Uptown Girls/Sin City/W./Scream 4/2018 Rampage/American Dad!/2025 Matlock, openly australien chria emsworth who the turbo gay guy in Degrassi liked from 2009 Star Trek/The Cabin in the Woods/The Avengers/Star Trek Into Darkness/the bad Ghostbusters/Thor: God of Thunder on DS.

i never saw this b4 but its on pluto tv horror and is only under 2 hours

some reviewers said its good

after logoes we get om video footage of a wedding and a mila and a guy as a couple on a honeymoon over credits

hes in da gov and got a ateboard wack by his brother when hes 9

they go through a ungle and take a chopper to Hawaii lookin lie Jurassic park

after stopping by a fat gaijin they go through the ungle and mila sez "nothing ba happens in Hawaii" like the sacrifice and crime and drugs and pearl harbor isn't canon

they meet a blonde couple and the guys face isn't shown

they leave the couple as they are sketchy and the guy gets b-chy

they go on and climb a path and meet another couple who 1 is a writer or something

they talk about how theres people being killed and it is Hawaii so that sounds right wit all the drugs and gangs and cr-ppy people

they say its li the 90s movie natural born killers and mila and her man are suspect of it

they get to a waterfall pond and theguy and girl whos not main get naked to go skinny dipping

mila averts her eyes and later goes in the water, possible in some kinda swimsuit, and her man tries to get cellphone recption on a cliff

he hears i mean reads the illers might be mainlanders on a honeynmoon

mila talk with the naked chick as naed chociks bf looks crazy

mila man looks up a photo ok the iller an meets the guy from the car who wanted a ride who b--ched out

b==chy touh guy looking like ben stiller in dodgeball sez people die all the tie out here and ries his a55 over judging him for looking weird

he whips out his 9 inch b0ner and sticks it in main guys moth as he muffled sceeeams

jk really the other couple guy crazy look come up and ben stiller guy sez hes going to the next beach and is told he needs permets to go on

the crazy guy coupel and mila couple go on and i thin mr mila forgot his permets

crazy guy sez the movie he weirds needs a ood soy and 1 chick likes ohnny Depp as he didn do nothin

crazy guy was in a ictators palace in eye rac and fund drugs and treasure and iron man nd avengers silver age marvel comics

crazy loo sez hes in the specil forces and isn't allowed to say what but has a scar on is scalp and got his skull rebuilt with titanium

he has a big a55 knife like violence jack and din feel the head getting busted by shrapnel as theres no nerves in the brain

mr mila dont trust thecrazy guy thinkin he miht say hes got a baboon heart next

they go on and it rans an crazy guy uses a hammer to make his tent and throws it which mr mila catches an crazy eyes sez has good relexes

crazyeyes looks into the ungle and sez its probably a goat but mr mila sez he's seen no goats

crazy eyes sez hes got skills and drinks booze with  scorpion in the bottle

crazy eyes sez hes got more awareness and plans ou what to do in case anything happens when he gets on a plane an knows how the doors open or work

oh an mr ila is the writer an not crazy eyes

crazy eyes sez he survived a plane crash and goes out with a bow an arrow to catch dinner

when mr mila dont wanna o crazy eyes mocks him but mr mila sez he an adult and wont fall for it

they go ou together and he sez they aint hunting animals and talk of if crazy eyes is the killer and he sez somethings following em but i he was the killer he wouldn't stay here

the wifes talk and blonde wife sez shes tryin to et pregnant whch means b0ning and a preacher in confederate not soviet Georgia was against b0ing outside of marriage but his woman was b0ning a guy or something

mila sez her rents beat on each other and got 2 kids each but theres 5 and she as the monkey in the middle

also she talks about how she as wit a cool guy called rocky and they were j=rkin off each other and they stop to see a neighbors dog with undies on its neck that was hung from a tree

he se hed ice her if she tolkd an this was the 1st time told

mr mila finds a guy who brought permits he forgot an nearly chopped him up after talking him

crazy eyes bring a dead animal and his woman guts it for maing food as shes from the south

at night mr mila sez to mrs mila to keep talkin to cray uy to thin he's getting a movie and they can get to the end alive

in the day a chopper comes by an catches the ben stiller and his woman

later mila man and cry eyes go out i the sea on a kaya and mila loos through her wedding video on her camera

she realizes something an goes out to try to get mr mila back

she cant reavh him and tries calling but it don work so she runs and drops cam era and we see the wedding photo

crazy eyes andmr mila are in an inner water place and mr mila pulls a gun after hearing a prase Shake Dat Bush was from cool hand luke and he otta know dat

crazy eyes drns and seems out of it and we getta flasback to the ral mr mila getting his head blown open rom behnd in a sin city thing and taing their identity and pulling ot their eet and fingers

also crazy eyes was the normal one and got a ring to propose to theconfederate woman

an the confederate gf is the one trying to get em to stop, not mila

crazy eyes  falls in the water, confederate girl sez no so crazy eyes fires at her bu misses and mil fights her, beating her head on the rocks like tray von

mila runs off en at her and southern chic hrows her into the hole with water to he ocean as mil shanks her own name

se looked hrough the camera not la and saw the wedding photo want the ones she has with em

wait, mila shanked southern girls leg andshes looking f'd

te caya is upside down and she walks to the cliff ege and hears her phone ring with Dixie

its aguy tryin to ell her cr-p and ater trying o get that filthy underevilved gaijin to help, mr mila comes in and grabs her leg

she fights him of and he fires w/o looing an afterrunning outta ammo, she shans his hand with a switch blade and runs

mila is in a cayak and als with mr mil on da phone andcrazy eyes is alive and tyed under da caya and brathe air in it til hey left

his meal sull prptected him an scalp is coming off but he's got a hatchet and blade

he's he woodsman coming to save red ruding hood

confederate girl meets some locals who say shes safe and hey'll help bu she wants to get out

mr mila comes in saying "sweet heart, eelin better?' and mila gets a chopper

mr mila sez shes on meth an nots and hows em his meth but 1 guy who nows his sh-t sees her pupils are normal and his are expanded like a b0ner of a guy looking at that soviet chick in toshinden

h pulls out a gun and wstes the guys but crazy eyes jumps like 20 feet down and chops mr milas hand open

mr mila tries to fire but his hands fd and crazy eyestaes the gun and sez "how many people"

a cop chopper comes by and milas with em and tell him to put down he weapon

mr mila tries to get crazy eyes to end him and the cop snipers are gonna end him but southensess stops him and stands on him to shiel him

mr mila sez he' have iced him bu southern belle slugs him out saying "ur not him" and mila has the cops waste mr mila

in he ride bac, coneferate fins crazy eyes had the ring 1.5 years and needed he righ moment and hey go off in a chopper to get repaired

then credits to cool music

man a l of guys in security

and most of these guys are Mexicans

brad gayo? lol

he end

ha was cool

junkies being from main guys to bad guys like Tetsuo in Akira

i figuted the crazy eyes wasn't the killer as thats too obvious

mila being evil and icng her butt budy was good showing how ses bada55 but cold

good filming and action and acting

mr mila is good at seemin normal then going nuts

glad the good couple saved each other

they were pretty American with a war hero and confederate

its cool andlike conan he dventurer said in the cartoon, the easiest way is often a trap

as hey mae the obvious guys not it and the least ovbois ones it

gla i saw it

it holds up

For A Perfect Getaway 2 I want the crazy eys and his southern belle to be in a snowy place and mila returns o finish em off, but they encounter a partridge creek beast and gotta work together to escape, but also mila is plotting to end em and in the end they chop off her leg and the monster eats her. Also its an 16 bit game like The Lost Vikings on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, atar jaguar and gba where you switch between the 3 characters and each are wounded in different ways and can nly do 1 action and you gotta solve puzzels to get by.

Father Gets In The Game Review

Note: I spell like I Fly At Higher Game

Father Gets In The Game

This is my review on Father Gets In The Game from the ditant future year toGenghis Ghan of 1908(120 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper

It stars Mach Sennet from a lot I mean Mack Sennet, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar, Charles Avery from The Blackbird from 1926, Charles Gorman from Under Burning Skies/The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch, Charles Inslee from The Zulu's Heart, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart, Marion Leonard from The Gibson Goddess, Jeanie MacPherson from nothing I saw

I never saw this b4 ut its grifith and otta be good

after totle we see a fancy chick in 1800s clothes come to a guy in a suit an top had like the monopoly guy with a beard

in the background is a bust like a Greek uy or maybe from before THEY wope out the Olde Worlde buildings and was saved

she has him it and takes off his hat even though he just stood up

she goes out and this chick wearin White but no like a Klansman comes in and suit guy comes up and puts on his hat

she gets him to sit an leaves an a moustache guy comes in an he gets uop

mustache takes of te beardoes hat an pipe andhas him sit down andleaes and bardo in suit seems wigged out or stressed

a guy whos like 5'2 comes in wearin a black suit and leaves and a guy in a loyht suit and black shirt comes in pointin and beardo and dancing around

he gets beardo to get up an at em andturns his hair i mean chair around and ets bottles from in a chair seat

wait its from a box on the chair and he chaves his beard

ater doing stuff to him with light suit in front on hm so we dont see him, he moves out and the beardo has dark hair and a moustache

he shoes him in a mirror andgets him  be ore licley an he runs around with 5'2 guy coming in and leavin

its the philosohers stone! it deaged him!

so he gets on a coat and praces around lively and gets his cane which probably has a blade in it in case some homies try b0ning him like gaijin in England

he oes out and comws to the 1800s chick who dont seem to know hm and leaves

he followa her and comes onto her but she chases him away woth an umbrella

he goes to the White robe woman, still not a klasman, this ain't the birth of a nation, and she grabs him by his coa front an  throws him into a bench

he goes around and sees a living, human, adult, straight, White, Same Species, same kingdom couple an gets excited

they go on and he gets kinda spazzy and they o on an te chick has a really huge butt! It really thicc! Like Natasha Crown! It ight be fake but shes pretty bottom heavy

the yugioh abridged guy would be j=rking off like a soviet to Katiya in Beavis and Butthead as hes butt seuxal

he goes after em and i guess he wants data55 and when the 2n couple sits, he oes after em and sits next to em

he shows the fata55 woman a book or w/e and bf dont like it and tries to et er attention which devolves to a fight and se leave with ex beardo

we see em in a restaurant and hes comim onto her and the waiter keeps gettin in the way

as ex beardo is onna smooch her face and not her tankbutt, the bf i thin comes in and after wiggin out, gets a restaurant guy to send the bf out to j-=rk off on the floor and lave it there for the dogs to eat

he smooches the fata55 on the thin mouth and at hme 1800s chick returns as does white robe non klan chick and mousacheio

ex beardo comes in and i think moustahio was the bf

ex beardo is celebrated by the guys an stache maybe bf puts a leaf thing on hs head like the romans or reeks or w/e, its the same thing

the end

that was pretty good

its a comedy but i usually only laugh at something really stppoid

like The Human Centipede III or Go Nagai's Harenchi Gakuen

this has fun acting and is kinda over the op but thats how 1900s films were

good filming and he effect ofthe hair turnin was well done

didn't expect that huge butt the uy went after

there's no title cards but it tells the story without em

its entertaining and has good fun

It seems like the beardo was fit and people thought he needed to stay at home but he didn't get weak from being old

My Grandpa was tough well into his 90s, but he's Slovenian so higher evolved

For Father Gets In The Game 2 I want the guy who deaged the beardo to met a chic who wants o be younger but after deaging her, she forgot she was a fatty years ago and tubbs up. Then she ries to o things but struggles with being ahue blob like on The Learning Channel. Also its a 32/64 bit 3D PLAtformer on N64, Sea Saturn, PS1 and 3DO where you gotta et around this roman lie city before its destroyed by THEM and struggle with your tonnage.

The Black Viper Review

Note: I spell blackasaur megaphone

The Black Viper

Tis is my review on The Black Viper from the distant future Yar to Yagyu Jubei of 1908(110 years before tht Robotech comic)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar

It stars Edward Dillon(deelin! yoo sun nova b--ch!! hand clash) from The Mothering Heart/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/America (1924), George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar, D. W. Griffith, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw it but its Grifith so its probably good and I like the name

after title we see a guy smoking by a metal staircase and men then women coming out like a clown car

then more men then more women and the last one he follows trying to get her to be his woman as i guess he wants to b0ne something thats alive for once

he grabs her arm and she don't consent like its the 3rd world but she fights him off

wait, my mistake, he pulls a knife and wastes her

So a guy comes at him and not like a hollywood producer on a teen and beats the black off him

the woman gets better from being dead and gets up as i guess he didn't actually shank her and she goes off with the guy who saved her

smoker goes off and not captain smoker from one piece with okama turning people

in an inside area 2 guys with face hair and hats play cads but its not Yugioh so i dont care

knifemo comes in and talks to em and gets a knife in is belt, where if he falls he loses his parts like a guy on the learning channel

they go out and we see the chick and a guy in an albert fish hat with her, i'm not sure if its the same guy or even the same gurl

the knife guy and his face hair friends attack and boot away the guy then capture the girl as a horse cart goes by

they're either cutting her up or tying her up, or both and the cart guy helps em bring her in and rides off with em

the chick as i think she wasn't the one who got caught runs into a house and runs out with guys after her like Madonna but these guys like women

they go to another horse cart and ddive off like the skeleton warriors guy on the hover jet bikes

the crooks get the caught guy in a rock quarry or some ruined building after THEY destroyed the olde worlde structures said to be the worlds fair in the 1900s

they send the cart away and carry him off to b0ne dead like its the soviet union or w/e and the other horse cart, this one is black and the bad guys one is White horse, come by and the people get out

the baddz run up a cliff side which looks like it got f'd by something and carry the guy up

this kinda goes on for a while as in the 1900s watching people walking was entertainment, as in the 2020s its watching people play videogames on twitch

the baddz throw rocks and wait it might not be headdz it might be the good guys

so the following guys take cover from rocks being thrown for a while

once in the 00s i saw these grade schooler throwing rocks at each other by a road

yeah this is why half he population is Creationist, you look at these apes and tell me things are improving!

so rocks fall and looks like we need thunderzord power

nah he guys up top leave and the followers are eventually going up

i think it was the baddz on top throwing rocks

so the baddz get to the top and the heroes are close in

the baddz get to a cabin an beat on the caught guy then 1 goes in the building next to em and the other 2 get wood(not as in b0ners)

are they gonna burn him at the steak?

its like winnie mandela  but w/o a tire or gasoline

nah they put him in the building an light the wood to burn it

1 guy on the roof fights another guy andthe building burns under him lie that mr beast video but outside

both fall off and fight in he smoke thats gonna f out their lungs

once i saw a brown guy using a power saw on pavement without any breathing protection

breathing in sand

thats the end of him!

so the knifemo seems to get it and the chic saves the guy who's blackked out probably from toxic fumes

they leave knifemo to die and he gets up, spazzes out an keels over

oh and the guy who helped her was the caught guy and he guy who fought him on he roof was him too

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and it picked up near the end with the burning schoolhouse

it dont use title cards but tells it visually like a go samurai thing or Tom and Jerry

the film quality is a55 but its over a century ago so its amazing we sill have this

pretty bada55 to have a guy pull a knife on a chick and beat her up

like Go Nagai or something

its only ke 10 mins an is public domain so you can do what you want with this

those horses were pretty big btw, like small elephants

overall its a pretty solid film

i like this one

you gotta take it for what it is and its time period but it does it well

an he's called the blac viper as its like the wolf in little red riding hood or wolverine in x men

called an animal but not literally being one

For The Black Viper 2 i want him to be devolved by th smoke and chemicals in it and they save him btu his arms and legs have fused into his boy so he's like a worm. bu he has a poisonous spit from being affected by the poison smoke and mutated to produce it like blight in batman beyond being nucular. he goes around trying to find how to move again in training and spits venom that rots out people. he goes through his whole life to get revenge on the people who wronged him since his birth with the cut who cut the skin off his thing an works his way up to the guy who stopped him in this ep, but the guy gets psychic powers form the smoke and can make a ki barrier and crushes him with it. also its an 8 bit game on sega master system and game gear, nes and game boy, tg16 Atari7800 and lynx where you play as the viper and go on missions to get through places and get the target alone to assassinate him or her.

Balked At The Altar Review

Note: I spell Balkan

Balked At The Altar

This is my review on Balked At The Altar from the distant future year to President efferson Davis of 1908(110 years before that Robotech Comic)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart

It stars Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, D. W. Griffith, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart, Mack Sennett from a lot, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, and Mabel Stoughton from stuff but ain't on bac door, aids bag, sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, beta male, soy boy, Creator hater,  banana crammer, queer as a deer wih a steer in its real, hippie soner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who called Grokipedia biased but uses made up naes an goes with crazy peoples delisions

I never saw this but its Grifith, its gotta be good

After title we see a chic reading a boo and a guy comes by

shes happy to see him and he smokes and leaves

anotherguy who looks blicketee black with White hair and a beer gut comes by with a dog and sack of cr-p and rins the bell

a chic with an apron and room sends him away cuz shes racist or w/e, but this is the 1900s, everyone is

apron klansman woman goes back in and a guy in a suit and hat comes by and this is all 1 shot, pretty impressive for 1908

so chic tries to get his attention but he aint interested and leaves

a beardo comes by and she pulls him away from the door but he leaves as he guy in da house he came to she came out

house guy sayz something to her but theres no sound like hat evangelion thing and laughs and leaves as man chic is giddy like james in pokemon

at this other place suit an hat guy goes around and meets a chic in a white dress and hat

she drops a paper and he gets it and goes after hr as blicketee black uy and his White dog come by

beardo is there and has a seat but falls and fights with guys sisiily til a guy breaks it up and brings him off o be b0ned dead like the soviets did in ww2

chick is getting ready an the guy brings beardo to her and its the laughing guy and they hang out

he goes but house guy gets a gun and makes him propose i a forced marriage like in the slum countries

so people get together for a weeding but it dont seem kosher so we need wedding peach to use her magical girl powers and search for you love like the sailor starlights who are manlier than the beta male soy boy wiener cleaners in bts and other k pop cr-p

so they go in the church or temple or w/e and beardo makes a break for it, runs around and ups out a window of stained glass thats clearly paper and drawn on

he runs through his dark area like the tunnels under buildings THEY do their rituals

or maybe its just cr-ppy film and its outside at night

guys chase him like its a silent movie and eventually hop a fence guys are working on and spill out

they get up and run and 1 guy im not sure whom falls on this hillside as the swarm goes over him

so thats where scooby doo got it from

bea5d is still running in the woods and climbs a tree but they get him and bring him back

hey go to the church and he says something that makes her not want him and slap him

he raises his big irish hand and smites her with a deadly blow and laughs as the dad pulls a pistol and shoots him in the head

jk really they sit down and chick is reading  book in a black void and laughing as i think it was only a story

the end

that wasn't bad

nice lite comedy and action

fun acting and a bit over the top but thats the 1900s for ja

often its a woman forced to marry a creepy man but here they changed it up

there were cartoons using this theme for decades so it did something right

the film is like 9 mins and public domain so anyone can do anything with it

good filming and they had some good things for little touches for all the characters

glas i saw it, its not so bad

and her reading the book at the end ws like Shning Force

For Balked At The Altar 2 I want beardo to go to the worlds fair and see all this sci fi things but there's an attack of a high tech thing going wrong an he has to escape using the sci fi items and tech to get away as it blows cuz THEY wanted to destroy the evidence. Also its an 8 it game on Sega Master System and Game ear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari7800 and Lynx where its lie the GBC Power Rangers Games and you o through epic cities THEY destroyed to cover the TRUTH.

The Zulu's Heart Review

Note: I spell de africanized

The Zulu's Heart

This Is My Review On The Zulu's Heart from the distant future year to American HeroJohn Wilkes Booth of 1908(120iah years before Transformers Zone)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband

It stars Charles Inslee from nothing I saw, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband,  W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, and Mack Sennett from a lo of things

I never saw this but like Griffith so imma give it a chance

After title we see  these africans played by Americans and 1 carrys a kid or midget wraped in a cloth or paper

they seem to be worshipping the sky, possibly from ancient airships or ufos or flying cities or angels or daemons

a guy with a spear and shield comes by and gets the men there to get spears and run off a the woman kneels on the wrapped thing

the men go by a forest of American Trees and fall to theground and rise in some kind of worship

This wagon like in the ole weste comes by ulled by bog black horses who probably have big black d0ngs comes by and there's a White family in it

the woman has an item, maybe gold or diamonds, and the tribesmen come chasing after em

also 1 warrior has what seems like a templar cross on the shield, so there's some occylt connection there

a horseman come up by the wagon and has a guy looking sorta paul revere in a straw bonnet

he rides of dropping his hat ad i thnk the trib is following wagon tracks

the wagon ruses on te sops and the dad gets the woman and kid off then gets his rifle but spears get him

he tribesmen swarm and 1 raises the right arm in a roman salute bu its really the occult thing of high and low like the b=rph==t

they start eating and b0ning the guy as he isn't quite dead and spazzes out

jk this isn't soviet Mexico

the women try to escape through rocky terrain like its star trek or power rangers as mom wigs out

she hies the daughter and spazticly runs out as the tribemen get her

she's probably gonna be b0ned dead lie in soviet England

the rest go but 1 guy I tink the leader stands around and the daughter comes out

he sees her and pulls his knife but b4 he cuts her womb out and feeds on it like 21st century dr's, he stops and she holds up a doll

he drops the blade and seems to like the giel and i hope not in an arrange marriage way an carries her over rocks that were probably an ancient building that was destroyed by a grand disaster

he lays her down on a comfy rock, takes off his cloak and... puts it on her like a blanket

he seems to praise her and goes off to the tribe that has the mom captive

1 guy with the templar shield is gonna chop her up to eat or b0ne or both like that gay xxx star in soviet canada

kid lover stops him and after some kinda dispute, lifts the templar guys necklace and he stop

kid lover who probably i otta call something different, brings mom to daughter and the tribesmen go after

the tribe gets to the daughter 1st and takes of the cloak or w/e id lover put on her an carry her off

kid lover gets there and finds kids one and he/mom go off

the tribesmen bring the daughter who goes limp so they kick her, not something THEY would allow in modern films, and o on as mom/ki lover follow

the tribemen have her lying on the knee and pull a knife o cu her up to eat or use in rituals lie THEY do and africans do to albinos

but kid lover gets here in time an fights em and finishes 2 off quick and the last one takes a bit but he ends him

mom gets daughter and he shows em the way out bu she gives him her doll as a gift for saving her from being ritual sacrificed like THEY do

The End

that was pretty good

nice action and filming

yeah the acting was over the top, but thats how they made em bac then

i assume the guy who helped em was nice to em as no one ever gave him anything and he was move by the ids innocence

sort like Fudo with Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

it shows ho a noble spirit enbiggens the smallest man

not sure how the tribsmen got to the girl before the good one and mom but maybe its another group of em

is only like 8 mins but tells a good story

plus a lot of refs to the pas that THEY don't want US to know

eyah the actors were Whtes in make up, but in Degrassi zig is a slav played by a mexican and zoe is a mexican played by a slav

its a decent film and a good start to Griffith's work

For The Zulu's Heart 2 I want the mom and girl to be heading home through the wildrness and come across a cave to spend the night in, but its really an ancient temple an they gotta et hrough it as it activatd a lockdown mode by them hitting a switch. So they go through it to get to he core and face traps and puzzles to get to the core and use items found of ancient tech and power. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the mom and girl and solve puzzles as 1 player each or 1 playr switching between em.

Tension At Table Rock Review

Note I spell Tense

Tension At Table Rock

This is my review on Tension At Table Rock from the distant future year to D W Griffith of 1956(50 years efore transformers season 3)

Its directal by Charles Marquis Warren who did Arrowhead/Seven Angry Men/The Black Whip/Cattle Empire

It sars Richard Egan from Cripple Creek/Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/The Lone Gun/1959 Warlock/Basic Instinct, Cameron Mitchell from The Robe/The Swarm/Jack-O/The Outcasts of Poker Flat, Billy Chapin from The Cockeyed Miracle/The Night of the Hunter/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage 1951/Moby Dick 1956/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/Tales of Wells Fargo/King of Kings 1961/Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Death Valley Days/Moon of the Wolf/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Planet of the Apes the series/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Spaced Invaders/The Dark Half 1993, Edward Andrews(like bd/tr in robotech) from The Twilight Zone in the 60s/Avanti!/Sixteen Candles/Gremlins 1, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers 1951/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Cast a Long Shadow/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford File/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, DeForest Kelley from 1959 Warlock/Town Tamer/Night of the Lepus/Star Trek: The Motion Picture/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Star Trek III: The Search for Spock/Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home/tar Trek V: The Final Frontier/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Joe De Santis from Deadline – U.S.A./1963 The Outer Limits/Mission: Impossible the show/The Flying Nun, Angie Dickinson from Gun the Man Down/Young Billy Young/Death Hunt/Pay It Forward/2001 Ocean's Eleven/Judging Amy, Paul Richards from Demetrius and the Gladiators/Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Lauren Chapin from Father Knows Best/A Star Is Born 1954, Charles H. Gray from Cattle Empire/I Want to Live!, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The WaltonszThe Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons/The Apartment, Suzanne Ridgeway from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Three Stooges cr-p, and Jeanne Bates from 1961 The Twilight Zone/Eraserhead/Die Hard 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

I never saw his but its 93 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit with adds

Its based on the book The Bitter Sage by Frank Gruber

after title and cedits in proper fullscreen an color a guy beats a man dad with a gun

some guys are looking for bad guys but theres a storm in daylight and sunny area by flashing lights for thunder so they take sheltwr

min guy meets blonde chick in a home in the wasteland and a dak hair/hat guy comes in

black hat was a war hero but a killer and iced a uy somain guy regrets being with him

dark hat dont want main guy to get the reward on him but main guy dont wanna and only wants to leave and  as black hat turns to ice him, main guy caps him

the posse comes by and they see the gun is in the holster and the chic sez main guy did it and he never gave the guy a chance

so then hes in ail and the governor gave him a full pardon and he gets paid 152$ an gets his cr-p back

he gets a voucher for reward money and goes to a hotel for 2$ a night and rips it up

he leaves his gun in the desk and goes down but people dont like him for icing a guy said to be his best friend like in the room wih tommy iseau

i evolves into a fiht and he beats em out like double dragon buthe gets beat down and leaves

after wandering to a country song of him being the bad guywith his face overlaid on the wasteland and cloudy sky like an anime opening, he meets a kid an gives a fake name

he hangs out with kid and kids dad and kid nows the song of him but dont now its him and wonders how a man can ice his best friend

when working on te ranch ki goes to get a gun he made and da who looks kinda mexicany while the kid is blonde, sees 2 guys cme by

they came to get smeone and find the kid with the gun and throw him down

they dont know main guy is main guy and has him work on their horses

the coach is coming and da draws a gun but the guys shred him with gunfire

main guy gets the gun and wastes em with bada55 moves

so the cops come by andsay he can getta reward but he dont want it as he dont want word out hes good with a gun

he gotta bring kid to his uncles and gets thrown off a horse like kid did

in town  these guys dont want the own to be violent and devolved lie soviet England wound up being in the 21st century with the gain b0ning and shanking each other so this moustache guy wants to do something

main guy and kid get to the uncles placeand he tells uncle and good blonde the ad got it and he was working there

main guy wants to go and the fam offers him work or dinner but he turns em down

uncle asks what happened and main guy sez the badds iced dad but he iced em

main uy goes out but kid follows and main guy sez he otta go to school to not grow up stppoid

spoiler; much of what THEY teach in school is cr-p

the uncle and good blonde think he might be better out there but a storms comming

main guy returns with kid and kid ants coffee

uncle offers to make main guy a deputee but he sez he might get shot

good blonde wants to have main guy stay for a bit to get kid used t tins but uncle sez its o for him to go

a night kid sneaks out and in the day theres cattle guys comming so this peter Cullen looking guy stops em with a gun as he dont want em f ing his crops

they dont wanna go hroughthe mounans so they lasso him and tear down his fence

not peter cllen tells the law uncle wo sez he gotta deal with it in court

a guy comes to tell the cattle guy the people dont want cattle guys in their town after 1 guy got crippled by other cattle guys shootin him and them busting up te town

are they gaijin?

so cattle head i think se they went through a lot in the wastelands and he then ells his men to keep it cool

ki asks main guy a lot of cr-plike my fat bimbo gf asking me about dbz characters and how main guy otta marry his aunt

good blonde talks of her husband and he sez as a kid he worked in a pet shop for free and kept going there

thats slavery

tey go tothe newspaper guywho whines of the law not doing jack sh-t or smith in the 21st century, and hes wasting his time on telling people

kid gets hired and theres hoofbeats as the cattle c-ck sukers come by with blonde good not caring and going shopping but i think they'll b0ne her lie she's in the slums or india or England or California or Haiti or amacia or other cesspools

the cattle candya55es come to a saloon an say nobody gets drunk and be nice

1 punk nearly beats a guy up for not saying anything and this is lie violence Jack with the biker gangs

they otta do a wasteland warrior thing in the 1800s, like after a disaster, people fight in the wastelands in steampunk cr-p

good lone retirns saying she did no shopping and reveals her huband ha an accident and got f;d and needs help

turns out he was brutally beaten like Mortal Kombat and got shell shock from it but tries not to be scared

at night the cattle dinks stomp their fee on the wood outside a building to scare the guy inside

in the bar main guy ges a ruk bada55edly andthis bar h00ker is into him

uncle sherri walks by and te cow punks stomp as he steps to f with him

he goes by bar and a guy sez they usually get more guys in the bar w/o cow crotchers but some can only take so much

e meets main guy and sez to an open town and main guy goes out and someone in the bar knows main guys past

in da bar 1 guy breaks a glass and a cattle head leadertakes him outsie to wal it off

not peter Cullen faces breaker and breaker caps him and plants a gun but  main guy sees it

this is going tom sawyer

the uncle sherrif takes him in but everyone sez "its self defence" and the cattle ais bags go back to camp

later the paper sez despite the people saying it, not peter Cullen was not a gunman and its lie wth the "experts" saying the poison is safe

uncle is malcontent over this and good blonde thinks they ota try elsewhere but he dot anna go back to sharecropping or hardware store owning andis soeone now

she sez except when the cattle drives come and he wigs out about how he cant and she sezit was a murder about the not Cullen

a guy comes by the paper i think a cattleman an trashes the place then papermantryes fighting back but is too skinny

main guy comes in, saves him by beating up the guy then another comes i wt a gun and ki tells him sohe kicks his a55 too

kid gets hisatm tended to and wants hot coffee and not the gta thing an doc sez kids an row up with a few broken bones

kids ok with his eft arm offering andblonde pumps brown water from a pump in the sink

blone trats him and uncle serif is there but they dont know and sez hes the man kid thinks he is

uncle closes the door andthey think he came in and he sees kid

then theres the trial whee after standing doing nothing for a bit, uncle queers out and dont change his testimony

paperman sez we all know he never carried a gun but didn't see it

main guy admits he saw the cattle ais spread the gun after icing him and goes on a speech of if a lie gets ahead of yoy it fs u up

uncle gets b--chy over him talking of lying/running away but he admits his real name and uncle changes his report as he lied

kid sez sorry for tesong and he didn't buy it andmain guys ok with it

cattle leader talks with saloo guy or w/e i think mayor andsez give him til 6 tonight and he'd fix it but after 6 the cattle guy sez hey come

saloon mayor or w/e wants a guy in town by 5 

paperman sez blonde good is gla he helpe her man andmain guy sez he wont leave

paperman sez bblonde wil go to him afte uncle is better and thats why hes stayin

they bring in deforest Kelly who knows main guy and jokes of how he iced the war hero who came at him

the saloon guy paid him 2000$ to ce someone i think sherrif uncle and main guy sezkelly otta go through him

he gives Kelly a coin and they go out to the town center to draw

ki and lode come by and call to him and he sez stay back

he takes out Kelly in 1 shot like Yusei andsaloon guy is gnna sniper main guy from behindbut uncle serri caps him through a door

the cattlemen cometo get the killr buhe ton as snipers in the window like sunset riders and they used their own fireams to protect themselves insrad of not owning em andhoping the law can handle it

the cattle c-c suckers leave and the townsfolk fire in the air to celebrate

kid sez main  guy is the fastest draw he saw andthey offer to ave him stay but he leaves for no reason a tells ki to takecare of uncle

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of lost men finding their way

the uncle got over his ptsd after shooting a guy

kinda thought uncle would bite it and main guy would get his woman

shows how celebs can e evil people an those against em can be good with the war hero he iced in the start.

nice acting but a bit hokey but its the 50s

good filming and action

its not 100 mph all the way but a good build and release like X Men 1

the cattle guys wern't evil but a problem, but it showed theres good on both sides

probably didn't wanna p-ss of anyone today like when they made Civil War Movies and both sides had good

i liked it, its a bit ploddy but holds up

glad I saw it

For Tension At Table Rock 2 I want the kid to have grown up all tough and manly and there was a disaster in the 1800s that nuked much of the civilization so people are in a burned out wasteland. The cattle riders go like a plague raiding land for their beasts to feed and feed them people they chop up. So the swarm has grown since the last encounter and some have surgically equipped cow parts to em for more strength. Te kid now has a blonde bodybuilder gf and they take on the cow guys and mancows with power exo suits to let em fight equal to em and some are several cows and men combined surgically into a mound of limbs and heads and are bosses. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari auar and GBA where you figt in ruined cities and farms and plantations and caves and beat up mancows and cow men.