The Devil's Brigade Review

Note: I spell Go Nagai

The Devil's Brigade

This is my review on The Devil's Brigade from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Benito Mussolini of 1968(30 years before the Global civil war in Robotech)

Its diretal by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!/The Rare Breed/The Ballad of Josie/Chisum/The Wild Geese/The Shadow Riders, which were good

It stars William Holden fronm Our Town/Sunset Boulevard/The Moon Is Blue/The Bridge on the River Kwai/The Towering Inferno/Damien - Omen IIring Me the Head of Charlie Brown, Cliff Robertson from 60s The Twilight Zone/60s Batman/Brainstorm/the 90s The Outer Limits/Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3, Vince Edwards from nothing i saw, Andrew Prine from The Miracle Worker/Chisum/Rooster Cogburn/Amityville II: The Possession/The Littlest Hobo/Murder, She Wrote/Matlock/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Walker, Texas Ranger/JAG/Boston Legal, Jeremy Slate from True Grit, Clay Aiken I mean Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/nherit the Wind/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/I Love Lucy/The Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Rawhide/Matlock/Eerie, Indiana, Jack Watson from Captain Horatio Hornblower/The Wild Geese, Richard Jaeckel from The Violent Men/

Cowboy/The Dirty Dozen/The Green Slime/Chisum/Airplane II: The Sequel, Richard Dawson from 80s The Running Man/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1964 The Outer Limits/Mama's Family/Family Feud, Tom Troupe from 60s Star Trek. Luke Askew from Cool Hand Luke/The Green Berets/Easy Rider/70s Posse, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Blood on the Moon/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers//The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/The Exorcist III/The Rifleman/Two Rode Together, Michael Rennie frpm The Day the Earth Stood Still GOOD version/Titanic 1953/The Robe/King of the Khyber Rifles/emetrius and the Gladiators/60s Batman, Carroll O'Connor from The Defiant Ones/1963 Cleopatra/1964 The Outer Limits/All in the Family/The GLO Friends Save Christmas/Party of Five/mad about you, Dana Andrews from The Ox-Bow Incident /The North Star/Three Hours To Kill/The Twilight Zone/Kit Carson/The Westerner, animal supremacist Gretchen Wyler from Charlie's Angels/Who's the Boss/Designing Women/Friends/Judging Amy, Patric Knowles from 30s The Adventures of Robin Hood/The Wolf Man/Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man/From the Earth to the Moon/Chisum, Wilhelm von Homburg from Die Hard 01/Ghostbusters II, Maggie Thrett from Star Trek: The Original Series/I Dream of Jeannie, James Craig from nothin i saw, Richard Simmons(not THAT one) from nothing I saw, Norman Alden from The Sword in the Stone/Ben/Planet Of The Apes the series/Victor/Victoria/Back to the Future/The Transformers: The Movie/Patch Adams/K-PAX, and a few not on ack oo, aids bag, gender offender, beta male, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its ear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who thinks men and women are not the only things for people.

i never saw this but did watch w5 do a piece on it and talked with suvivors who were glad all the stuff they did and said the films inaccurate but entertaining.

after title and credits we get a thing saying it deticated to the group known to their enemies as thw devils brigade

so they're the bad guys right? unless its like maoh dante wih the evils as the good guys.

a guy was sent to talk to a brittish lord who's probably in a demon group who he told the plan of making a unit to send in and theres no way to get em out

army main guy dont like it  but the dark lord brittish wants him to lead it

main guy goes to see the trops and 1 guy shoots a snake and 1 guy keeps snaes cu he fears em like he oined the jumpers as he hae heights and toughs out his fears

1 guy was in 9 camps for being the biggest hustler and they need him to get supplies

the men arrive on a train lie it said the axis used to move their alleged victims too but these are the good guys cuz they won

main guy sez the men were treated like cr-p and its sed men evolved from lower animals but they think its the reverse

1 guy was accuse of b0ning a woman w o c with out consent and 1 guy was un the circus which those have occult origins

eventually a fight breaks out and aiken beats guys otlie aa boss in a sega game

then these bagpipers come over and the fight stops for no reason, but it started for no reason so it fits

main guy sez this special forces group is the easiest to get oput of as thry f up and get end back to their squad

the Canadians who came are the best of soviet Canada and he knws f the issues of the American guys

1 guy is awol and esaped da stockaid and walked her cuz he wants in

the Americans poke fun at the canaians and 1 is a Frenchie which mean it don't got a soul

1 guy sez he did clean up in day and piano by night like Sailor Moon but really Bowie in Robotech

he was b0ning captain quills woman and was accused of slugging him out

so now  hes on the run and if he goes bac its prison so mai guy lets him in his group

at dinner a snake guy accuses the Canadians of stealing his rattlesnake and not his weener but the canaian guy is very mild and soft and limp

i now Canadians are polite but this guys lie a bland mr rogers

Frenchie has a letter frm its woman but the guys joke of it and read it

1 guy sez they could kick Canadas candy a55, which is canon

i guy coms in and sez "listen u b-ggers! no moe filthy talk or tricks"

But b-ggers in brittish is sodomites

then theres a snake in a mans bed and not boot or a55

then its day and they got a 30 mile hike in 5 lb rock sacks

what is this? DBZ?

but thy walk normal as my da points out and i suggest its in metric pounds

so the soviet Canadians and holding their own and not only their d0ngz

in the end 1 canadian and 1 human run and the human wuins

then its night and 1 guy wants to get out 

the head canaian is nice to ameucan for being nice to him

then its day and thers an obstacle course

claude aiken sends a Canadian into the mud and mocks him

at lunch this canadian hassles claude aiken and fights him where he beats him with kung fu

hs o'neil the hand to hand combat instructure and isprobably related to April o'neil n ninja turtles

in day a guy trains em in collarbone attacks and then they go skiing with Canadians bing good at it from living i the frozen tundra

wheres all the sasquatch sldiers? i tought they were Canadian

was it segregated by species?

in a barclaude eikenhits on a girl but a Canadian gets her and he drinks and wants to beat up Canadians

thers a semi curvy blonde dancing and singing possibly drunk and makes out ith a man

claud eiken club is gonna bust the Canadian with a bottle but bi tough guys come in and 1 hassls frenchie

they are locals who dont like candians seducing their women

1 guy sez the Canadians are on orders not to fight so the localswail on em then eikenfights em and it devolves into a John Waye movie

in 1 scenev was a painting of a woman with her t-ts either in big black paties or having bug black nips i mean big blac nips

they get back and get docked 1 dollar a month andhave barracks restrictions for it

now eiken and the brit or Canadian or w/e getta long

so they get better but hear the proect was cancelle and get bummed and not with b-ggery

the main army guy goes to the higher ups but hears theres nthing ti be done

but they get a thing and g to Italy for some reason

they gotta get prisonrs for some reason and go through the water in broad day light and ice enemy guys ninja skyle

they stop by a bridge as a mail man pees in the river and goes on

They take out more Germans depute this being Italy and capture some Germans

even catching em in the shower

the germans catch eiken and start b0ning him all ver

jk really they interrgate him and he gets away and is saved and an ally gets in a monkey knife fight with a German and wastes him

they get in tanks and drives off to the head Germans mansion and catch him

so they caught 200 germans and get told off for going against orders

then they have a b day thing surprize for the leader i think main guy

they go over the german things and ind they were called the devils brigade, so they have a drink to the devil as many are probably in occult groups that worship him

good to know the demon worshippers were the good guys

so they gotta take out these guys on a place the best way is seen as imposible as they gotta go up a cliff carrying cr-p

but cuz its unexpected the enemy won't see it coming.

so they climb and the other side is attacked by artillery

after much climbing they get to the top and the germans wonder why they shell but not attack

then the devils attack like wedding peach which is popular in GErmany and they slaughter the Germans

then 1 of the devils gets shot and we have a sad moment for him and not the countless Germans slaughtered

clay Aikens friend/rival gets capped and clay tries to help him

they have no dr and need to get a bullet out and slay eiken steals a german whos big and manly to foce him to hel an enemy to bring his rival/friend down the hill

they put rival don wanting water but hes got a gut wound

the manly german atacs the guy who killed his friends but slay eiken kills him and crys for his rival who went to h-ll

so the surviving Grmans surrender to the devils 

commander sez w'd surrended unde he conditons, but is tol stfu we say the conditions

having enought of this demon, the german sends him to h-ll with a few shots and gets capped

after the battle they say they lost more men than planned and in the real version it was at night and in the rain according to w5 on soviet Canada

they get an award and praise for slaughtering all those germans defendin their land

main guy sez u know what something woth  when you pay for it and is mountain was cost so much

they went on and attacked more italnianso and nevr retrated or surrendered and put fear into the enemy as the devils brigade

then credits with images from the film lie Spaceballs

the end

thatwas well made

kinda like starshup troopers with the bad guys as the heroes

good acting and musi and filming

good advancement of this rag tag band rowing together

most is them training and the last thing is a massacre

they change things for the movie but it mae it easier to do

its well made and has good action

glad i saw it

the film did well and it a lot like the dirty dozen(Not the xxx p0rn0) but its an entertaining watch

For The Devil's Brigade 2 I want then to b on the last part of Italy, a church area, and the people are holding out, but when the Holy Picture is damaged, the Italianoes are given Divine boosts and fight the devils back. So they see they can't win on their own and ritual sacrifice the Frenchie as he's the closest to a woman, and soummon a demon to fight for em. Then the Italianoe summon an Angel and its an epic battle where theAngel slays the denmon, it burns a hole back to the hollow earth it came from and drags the bigaide with em, and the Italianoes start a counter to free Europe from the devil masters. Also its a 16 bit srpg like Shining Fore on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari Jaguar nd GBA where you play as the Ialianors and move around a grid and battle the devl warriors and some are minor deons summoned to fight with en, but the Angels gave em holy weapons that can take on em.

1968 Tunnel Rats Review

Note: I spell Name

1968 Tunnel Rats

This is my revirw on 1968 Tunnel Rats from the distant fiture year of 2008(20 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Uwe Boll wo did classics like House of the Dead/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne/Postal/Far Cry

It stars Michael Pare from 1995 Village of the D=mned/The Virgin Suicides/BloodRayne/Postal/Cold Case, openly black Nate Parker from Cold Case/the remake in name only of The Birth of a Nation which wasn't as good as the real one. Brandon Fobbs from The Devil's Tomb, Wilson Bethel from JAG/Cold Case/2015 Bates Motel

its made w/o a script and was mostly improvsed

after a logo we see a maruta in a dark tunel holdingfire as credits go by

then the music for in the year 2525 like cleopatra 2525 as credits and a chopper in nam goes by

then an American goes in a tunnel and sez its clear then a maruta shanked him with a bamboo and rats eat him

so these are the tunnel rats

more credits as  a chopper of guys comes in then finally title

choppers drop new people and carry out the body bags

the new meat comes in and settles up and 1 reads the book of Joshua how The Creator ordered everyone iced after the battle, which in there was as they were of fallen angel blood

like General Jack Pershing capping those guys and spilling unclean animal blood and guts on the  bodies then sending a witness he let live spread the word

he then strings up a maruta for wasting 5 of his men

some say "what of due process" well thats an American thing and nam aint American, its more soviet

a new guy sez "dDaTz MuRdEr" as he don't get its war and people die if they are killed but crys like a sissy

oh and when the marura was thrown from the tree, its neck snapped and blood gushed out

"since when do people bleed in war?! I didn't expect this" sez Man who never saw Uwe Boll

1 guy is openly jewish and his om is sick and makes sabbat dinner but seems like howard in big bang autism

later in the jungle is a rumble of the high rank guy beating on the whiner who sez "dAtZ mUrDeR" in a boxing match and sez the viet kong will ice him for being there

the guys play 3 card monty for smokes and an openly black guy swindles a nerdy guy and they read Bible Quotes as if you have Faith you'll be saved

1 guy gets triggered and nearly fight him as both are openly black

1 black guy talks with a guy about burgers stands being an American Dream in soviet califonia and he wants to be his own boss

the White guy sez he wants a girl and cr-p and he's here but the maruta here have their ream and will ice em to get it

at night the card victim is taught to smoke by a black guy and coughs and sez his mom would kill him if she sa him doing it

1 guy sez the maruta can tell what brand you smoke in the tunnles and card victim tells how he and his sister talked at night after sneaking out to not b0ne

he misses his fam and when black guy is asked of his fam he gets triggerd

1 other blck guy does this ritual where he kissed at the moon and his woman gets it somehow, i guess it rebounds like he genki dama on vegeta in dbz

then its day and a guy has an uncle who bit it in the tunnels that go for miles

they go in the jungle and patrol and go to a tunnel they found yesterday but didn't wanna clear at night

they open a small lit that looks like a human wont fi in but maybe a cat or midget

somehow 1 gets in and gets f' so another brings him out

he got shot in the gut andwe getta ath scene with the swelling music like team America an the blasting vomit

they have a guy throw a grenade and gets out as it blows instead of sending ave aftr wave of their own men to use up all the traps

they put on gas masks and use c s gas and go in then bring out soem viet kong like doney kong or martin Luthor ong

why not ust use a surgical mask to protect yo from gas? it works for the maruta virus, right???

1 guy gots in and finds a tripwire so he cuts it with his blade aninds its on a grenade pin

he gets the grenade angoes on to find a shaft going up and not in the anus and a sealed area above

thinking theres nothing there hes gonna leave but below em is a bpac of maruta planning an attck

1 guy goes up and a maruta chick skwewers his neck with a bamboo

the olde bamboo, the olde bamboo

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he ust need some rest, i can see his paracuhutes, it missed the vitals, he's in the next dimension

she goes bac in the bunker an pukes a cleans the Amercian Red Blood off her soviet commie pinko hands and theres a kid helping her there

the force come across the skewered chum an d wanan leave

the other guy in th tunnel survived the grenade i misses and was berried in the sand

the mruta chick helps a bearde maruta bury an American an brings him rice in a box

the crew returns and tellsthe guy got iced and the other is missing and some go back while others stay and worry the maruta will get em

2 guys go in the tinnel and the radio f'd out

the tunnel split in 2 and they go on a path but the floor trap goes out an the guy behindem falls in and gets shanked o spkes like Mega Man

then a viet kong shreds a guy with machinegun

on the surface the maruta attack and the Americans and africanized Americans fight then go in the tunnel

who would win? The viet kong? Or Imperial Japan? Cuz deadliet Warror sed the WW2 Germans woul beat the kong, and if you believe what the official story claims, the Japanese wee sai to be pretty brutal, but that like taking what you now of George Washington from the brits

in the tunels guy finds a rotted corpse and wigs out

the base is attackd by marta who shed em and get head shots

2 gys meet in a tunnel and fire but see they Amricans and twam up

the openy black guy who was grenaded is f'd and fears dying in the sh-t hole in a commie countrys a55

the viet kong girlis luring n the tnnl andblow out her liht to go ninja and not commando and stabs up a guy but he granba her hand with the blade in his gut

This guy ahead of him sez "put yo head down" so he can getta shor but he dont then utes it

ha he shot trouh the head he'd ice em both like violence jack

like if a car accident has a fatally wounded kid an a living mom, you use the jaws of life to cut through the kid

like THEY wanna do to pregnant womwn who migh get it by ending the kid in em to save the mom

same thing

1 guy in the tunnel had enuff and stops for a smoke aying he aint going anywhere

above em the battle contines with maruta vs Americans

the openly black guy who got mad at he Bible is saying after bein shot "I believe"

1 matruta attacs an Ameican and he drowns him as Americans are bigg er and stronger like sasquatch vs gorillas

1 viet kong shanks up a guy o the ground in the ogans oer and over til another pulls hm odf saying he dead

me: he's not dead til i say he is!!(take a bite)

so 1 guy in the tunnel caps a ong then the beardo maruta coms for him and cts hi gun arm as is gun jamms

he overpowers the small thin marta an wates it wit his own knife

he sughles o get oer the body in the way and migh have to eat his way out

at a base 1 wounded guy pulla a renae an put it in a box then blows himself and the tech to h e double France

in the tunnel the guy cuts up the body with the ifebut isn't having a good time

man this chopping scene hgoes on for a while

eventually he gets through the body

so the last black guy goes in an underwater rea and used a flashlight to see as he somehow nows how to swim

on the other side is a maruta who pulls a gun and fires but he throw a grenade and goes under water and bows him out

h goes up andthe guy's mutilated an e dont shootbut shows him the way ti go before going back to h e double nam

1 man in the tunnels and finds a wood wall he ifes til it pops and water come oyt

the way out is bloked by a fnce n the lighr goes out, implyin he got it

last black guy gts out the tunne andhas a bullet hole in his terso's a55

the water trap guy downed andwe se a guy i think the jewish one or not returning to base an everyones dead

black man returns and they are together

the chopper guy i think comes across the maruta chick who wigging out and mhas kid maruta with her

he sez he want to leave and wont hurt her kids

then the Amercan planes drop i think napalm mines an blow the area so se sends her kids out but bickers wih him cu shes a gaijin

the tunnel f's out and they gotta dig their way out but had he iced her and those little c=ck suckers he'd be free now

this digging scene goes on fo a whilewith the Ameivan usoing a shvl and the gain using hands

like how the cave man made the wheel an the red man never figured it out

the music swells like team america' fire hose vomit scene and she gives up

then they lay there waiting to die

the end

and the credits have a song like in a Disney movie

that was pretty good

dark, heavy but meaningful

i kinda expected a member of each side to meet and get along

its got nice effects but a little cheap

good filming and acting

the music was nice and the gore is pretty cool

it shows how awful nam was and the real fear of being in those holes in the earths a55 with maruta trying to ice ja

its got long scenes that eat time but the camera work was good

overall i liked it and it didn't make America look evil like most nam films do

One of Uwe Bolls better films, but Postal made me laugh more and House of the dead is cooler

but its legitimately good an well made

Glad I saw this

There was also a game of it I never played thats a sequel

and if there's tunnels like that in nam, wat other things might there be in the earth?

For 1968 Tunnel Rats 2 I wantthe 2 in the tunnel that caved in to be saved by an underground race of viet nam sasquatch that were sighte around there and are used for experiments to equip them with weapons t make em soldiers, but they brea out and fight their way through the hollow earth city and take on high tech bio cyber weapons of animals cyberized and gotta beat em and the sasquatch kong to ecape. Its also a 16 bit Mtroidvania on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar an GBA with switching between the 2 characters to get through different things.

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Review

Note: I soell like a holly wood movie

Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

This is my review on Once Upon A Time In Hollywood from the distant future year 20 brandon lee of 2019(10 years before robotech season 2)

is diected by Quentin Tarantino who did Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction/Jackie Brown/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Bill: Volume 2

it sars el devolve Leonardo DiCaprio from What's Eating Gilbert Grape/The Basketball Diaries/90s The Quick and the Dead/1996 Romeo + Juliet/aids bag Marvin's Room/butt f Titanic/1998 The Man in the Iron Mask/Gangs of New York/Blood Diamond/2013 The Great Gatsby/The Aviator/Growing Pains, back door Brad Pitt from Thelma & Louise/Interview with the Vampire/Legends of the Fall/Seven/12 Monkeys/The Devil's Own/Seven Years in Tibet/Meet Joe Black/2001 The Mexican/gay a55 Ocean's Eleven/Troy/Mr. & Mrs. Smith/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Kick-A55/Moneyball/12 Years a Slave/Babylon/Growing Pains/Friends/King of the Hill/Saturday Night Live, openly feminist Margot Robbie from The Legend of Tarzan/Babylon/Barbie, Emile Hirsch from The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys/2008 Speed Racer/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/2013 Bonnie & Clyde/*Robot Chicken, Margaret Qualley from netflx Death Note, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/The Office, Julia Butters from nothing I saw, Austin Butler from Drake & Josh/iCarly/Saturday Night Live, the positive Dakota Fanning from I Am Sam/Uptown Girls/The Cat in the Hat/2004 Man on Fire/My Neighbor Totoro/2005 Hide and Seek/2005 War of the Worlds/2006 Charlotte's Web/Coraline/Ocean's 8/Malcolm in the Middle/Family Guy/Taken/Justice League Unlimited/Friends, Bruce Dern from Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte/Hang 'Em High/1974 The Great Gatsby/1975 Posse/Small Soldiers/1999 The Haunting/The Glass House/Monster/King of the Hill, Mike Moh from Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight, Luke Perry from The Simpsons/Biker Mice from Mars/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/1996–1997 The Incredible Hulk/Johnny Bravo/Family Guy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Pound Puppies/Hot in Cleveland/1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Fifth Element, Damian Lewis from nothing i saw, Al Pacino from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/Dog Day Afternoon/Scarface/Dick Tracy/The Godfather Part III, Nicholas Hammond from 60s Lord of the Flies/The Sound of Music/2002 Spider-Man/The Waltons/Farscape, Samantha Robinson from nothing i saw, el polen zakken Rafał Zawierucha from nothing i saw, openly pan seuxal gaijin Lorenza Izzo (Like dbgt pan?)from nothing i saw, soviet ancersty Costa Ronin from Gotham, openly devolved Lena Dunham from nothing i saw, Madisen Beaty from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/iCarly, Mikey Madison from not funny Saturday Night Live, James Landry Hébert from nothing I saw, Maya Hawke from nothing I saw, Victoria Pedretti from nothing I psw, Sydney Sweeney from Pretty Little Liars/Saturday Night Live, he man hater jr Harley Quinn Smith from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kansas Bowling from nothing I saw, Danielle Harris from Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers/Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers/Marked for Death/City Slickers/The Last Boy Scout/Free Willy 01/Daylight/Urban Legend/2007 Halloween/2009 Halloween II/Eerie, Indiana/In Living Color/Growing Pains/Boy Meets World/The Wild Thornberrys(wre tey meant to be human? I mean they look kinda underevolved)/The West Wing/Father of the Pride/Cold Case/Robot Chicken, Rumer Willis(bruce jr) from The Whole Nine Yards/The Secret Life of the American Teenager/Pretty Little Liars/Robot Chicken, Dreama Walker from Gran Torino/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Robot Chicken/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/American Dad!, Rebecca Rittenhouse(Not te heroi survivor) from nothing I saw, Rebecca Gayheart from Scream 2/Urban Legend/Sliders/Dead Like Me/The Cleaner, Scoot McNairy from 12 Years a Slave/Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Axe Cop, the cool and mostly smart Kurt Russell from Escape from New York/The Fox and the Hound/1982 The Thing/Big Trouble in Little China/Overboard/Backdraft/Forrest Gump/Breakdown/Dreamer/1962 Dennis the Menace/Gilligan's Island, Zoe Bell from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Young Hercules/Xena: Warrior Princess/Jack of All Trades/Cleopatra 2525/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Catwoman/Gamer/The Final Destination/Fallout: New Vegas/Oblivion/Iron Man 3, Corey Burton from too many things to list, Michael Madsen from WarGames/Thelma & Louise/Reservoir Dogs/Free Willy/Species 01/Species II/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Sin City 01/BloodRayne 1/Scary Movie 4/Green Lantern: First Flight/Quantum Leap/Mad TV/Bob's Burgers/Blue Bloods/Celebrity Ghost Stories/Axe Cop, and some guys not on back door, aids ba, soom bottom, crpple n pple, gender offender, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, bnana crammer, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia who is owned and operated by decievers.

i never saw this b4 but heard its good

aftr logos we get a film i man tv add for a 60s or 50s b/ showof a cowboyand its iin proper fulcreen

then an interview with the start and the stunt double

then title and credtis in color and rally widcreen of people on a plane and a car and start mets a producer of al pachino in rabbi face who coves for the star losing his driving loscnee for runk driving and stunty dives him

pachino watches ww2 filmsfighting the axis cuz h got it in for em and finds stunt double was the operator an start was he star

after more clips of his shows they find leo the stunt double was playing the bad guy and loses so pachino sez THEY do it to make the audience loo at him as a lose for being beat by heroes

leo goes out and smokes a lot and is bummed TEY thin he's a loser and bad the sar gives him shades to not cry in front of the mexicoes

then a buncha gils sing an play in a dumpster and wait brad is the stunt man and leo is the actor and dont wanna be in a spaghetti western like how pachino wanted hi to

leo whines about getting his western show cancelled for wantin a movie carer and everyone will hate him and they see sodomite roman polansi and his blonde wife as they like blondes

leo sez you gotta by a hollywoo home not rent and is nerighbrors wih Sodom polansu an migt be in his movie after a party and feels better

b-bad drives a cr-pmile out in winding roads then goes back to his trailor and make sout with his dog/boyfreind

he maes food fo himswlf andog and watches tv as he talks to his do like it understands hman words

he gives i og food but otta ust take a dump in the bow and makes mac and cheeseeating out of the pot like me

how do u know a frenh is in ur area? ur garbage cans empy an ur dogs pregnant!

or is it the other way around?

at hi pool o his place, leo talks and polnski goes for a drive with his woman to the playboy mansion wih stevee McQueen and others who talk about a weird love triangle where planskus wife has a guy into her and se likes guys who look lie 12 year old  boy lie some kina boku no pico thing but hetero

then its day an leo gows to work on the green hornet and the director wants him covered in cr-p like a mostache and biker hair sno one recognises him

brad goes by the girls who might work for manson who iced less people than the kun lu or ots allged cure

rad ows to leos home to fix the antenna and mrs polansku is playing hippie music loud next door as brad smokes not knowing ho bad it is like blow in the 1900s or aent orange in the 70s or vaccines in the 2020s

at the green hornet kurt russel don't lie leo cuz he iced his wife like oj cuz his wman thinks its true

brue lee who was into occult things sez he likes cassious clay for being a good fighter despite his jacka55ery and oes on abot how he's like them, using kung fu to the max

1 guy asks if bruce lee fought cassious clay, who's win, and bruce claims he' cripple him

bruce mouths off to brad for laughting at his cr-p andsez he's too pretty to be a stunt man

he tells off bruce saying he'd gets his a55 iced by cassious and bruce sez if he fought, he'd kill him with kung fu

they have a shadow game where no face hits and1st on the a55 loses but is told brad iced his woman

round 1 bruce kicks him down, round 2  brad counters and throws him into a car with a dent

round 3 they baddle like hokuto no ken and this b--ch tells em off for fighting the star and denting her car and fires brad

at polansis place mrs Polanski tals to manson or w/e and mentuons paul verere and the raiders whch had mchael bradly or w/e who did robotech music

she sez this is now the Polanski house and these guys or chicks or w/e o

yeah i wasnt really looking

leo in make up talks witha little gils whos kinda obnoxious like Sheldon in big bang theoey or clair in Degrassi and whines about actrss is not logical and shes an actor and is 8 reading of a walt Disney biography

he talks of a boo he  reads of a bronco buster who got back f'd in a fall and dealing with being f'd  and break down crying from relating to it

mrs polancky gets a pook andleo sez he almost was in the great escape bt mcqeen got it and we see leo edited in the great escape

Polanski wife goes to a movieand finds its 75 cents but she wats in fee cuz shes in it and they lie how she was in valey of the dolls and her character did p0rn0 and b0ne guys

she gets in free and1 chic gets a photo of her by the wrecking crew poster with dean martin starring and watches the movie

the western playes with leo i think, wait its anoyher guy getting caped, and lo is in this wood placesaloon and fs a line but gets it right later bt f's more up and throws a fit in his trailor

1 part hs mr Polansky seeing herself kfight a guy nd imagines i being fighting bruce lee Harvey Oswald

brad sees a chick in smini shorts lie misty in pokemon but i a hippie and is heaing for spawn movi ranch where she lives wth her doogs

she whines of people biting it in real life and movies and sez shes 18 but has no proof and he aint gonna b0ne her or get arrested for age of consent laws, which are hateful to some

in the moive or show or w/e leo plays a bad guy with the 8 year ol as his hostage and hero was in the Bengal lancers and got a limp fighting the Indians fo the brits

hly r-p its luke perry! krusty the clowns half brothr!

so the scene goes great and everyone loves it and leo is emotional

mrs Polanski i think no its mansons group sees bra come by in the car andthey live in an olde weste towne movie set and finds move of the klan left for santa Barbra

brad was on a houton chain gang in summer fter beating up a cop and the girls say Charlie will love him

he goes to see George who he did westerns with but they say he's sleeping and dont want him to see him

he ez hes gping in anyway a a sarm of teen girls looks on like a pack of animals and he goes in to see a rat in a glue trap as probably a sign of whats to come

he goes in to ominous music and fins... the guy is there an dont remember him n dont recall the guy he stunt doubled

George is blind and cr-ppy an everything the chick sai of him is true as he wanted sleep an b0nes her

this dvolvd guy f;d the cr an brad sez thats my bosses car/fix it but the devolved guy sez f==k you and brad bests him out

he has devolved uy fi the popped tire and the hippie 5kanks got for help

seeing her running made tme thin of weters as my dad said its like a western and i thought of doing a Mongolian western as a thing in non America or the soviet union

at night brad has an acid dipped cigarete he got from the hippie not 18 chck and keeps it at leos

leo doe the pointing thing everyone memed and its his scene they watch a thing he did on tv about a guy wasting guys in a robbery for the eff bee eye

pachino was watching andmonths later pachino gives him work in Italy for Sergio kabuchi oi mean korbuchu and got in Nebraska iim and became a hit but gained 15 lbs n didn't like the eutopean tyle with everyone speaking their own language and dubbed later

he did a bunch more films that otta b made for real and much of his roman apartment ate his money and now he returns to America with n italiano wife and brad was with it with him and leo is gonna ell his home to get an apartment and maybe go back to misouri an lets brad go

they are gonna go home and get drunk one more time and roman pole lance ski had 2 homies move into leos place while he was in Europe

theres a p0rn0 premiering at the p0rn0 lplace an mrs polansku has a hybrid child in her an goes home as brad and leo get drng and take a cab home

mrs prolancky has chronic and so dos i thin mr and the duo comes home near midknight and finds the acid smoke

he goes out wih the dog and smoke it

leo goes out and sees hippies in a car outside in a loud car and he tells em off

they go and say Charlie (maybe the prince) said to go there and ice everyone and if its not ture, hes a liar and asks if they thin he's lyng

then they recognized leo as the 50s star and most loved em and they said cuz you see people iced on tv, they otta ice em

thats bad logic

birds fly so i otta fly

the sailor starlights change genders with magc so i otta get my parts chopped up

1 girl sez she forgot her nife and goes in the car and drives off

brad comes back with the dog after hopefully not b0ning it but inholly wood thigs happen

he makes dog foo and i think eats it and hopefully doesn't find it attractive while hopped up on goof balls

the mann hippies come over and have brad at gunpoint and knifepoit but he's too highan aims a finger un at em bck

the italiano is brought out an brad remembers em rom the ranch b4

the ys gonna shoot brad but the dog bits his hand then parts and 1 knife chic ridhes him so he busts her face wth an item

the dog mauls daceless anf italiano fights 1 hippie

crtchless cmes with  knife and ba catches it and and shanks his leg

brad beats 1 of their faces in a buncha things after getting a knife in his a5 and the fceless spazzes out and falls in the pool  so leo gets a flame thrower and roasts her in the pool and shes too stooped to go under water til she bites it

brad got shot or w/e and the cops come and he sez they cae in and he defended himself and ita itan=lian wifeis having an Italian

they take brad to the hospital and leo tells his polansi neighbor he iced these hippies that attacked and his fam is ok

he goes to see mrs polansk and we get a title of once upon a time in hollywod and credits with leo doing a red apple cigareete add then aer it b--ching out

then a raio add by the 60s batman and robin.

the end

that was good

theres debate on if the end happened or if he's drug imagining it, but its cool to see the hippie murderers get iced

he iced his wife in a spear gun thing and its ike natalie wood but theres a lot of symbolism of thing lik real vs phantasy violence and historical meets fctional

i liked it and its nearly 3 hours but really didn't feel like it

it has good flow and feel and pacing and dont drag

the colors and style was fitting and the acting was good

its got that olde style lie from the mid 20th century and does have a lot of true things like bruce beating up stunt men like he's StevenSegal

its kina like The Brothers Grimm where thy take a real thing and make it a phantasy

I enoyed it and its pretty cool and is well made

For Once Upon A Time In Hollywood 2 I want the hippies to go on a riot over him wacking the hippies and not being charged. Seeing that the hippies are too uncivilized an underevilved to fit i society, the city had enough and has them declared non person humans, lie animal supremacizts wanting to make nimals, "not human persons" so its ok to ice m. The hippies attack to try to tae out the peole they think wanna ice em, but this makes em actuall wanna do it and they go around wasting hippies. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar, and gba where 1 player is leo and 1 is brad and they go around busting hippies an some are mutated by making pacts with daemons to give up their individuality to become part of a group for power but it costs them their freedom.

A Film Johnnie Review

Note: i spell like john wiles booth but not

A Film Johnnie

This is my review on A Film Johnnie from the distant fitue year to john wilkes booth of 1914(100 years before roboteh eason 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did nothin i saw

it strs openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader, Mabel Normand from The MasqueraderTillie's Punctured Romance, Ford Sterling, possible ancestor of Max and Dana Sterling from Robotech, from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933, nd a few i never saw in anything

I never saw this but wanted to do some Roscoe so this is public domain

it starts with chaplinlookung at posters amf i think he into a chick on 1

he goes in the thraete an watches a civil war movie or w/e with a battle of horsemen going uphill an moke covering the battlefield from a high ip lookin down shot

a guy hates on chaplim putting his le on him and everyone crys at the movie like its the 1st pokemon movie where that 10 yar old got it

chaplin squeezes his sock or glove or c0ndom  he cried in and its soked

his eyes are gonna fall out from all the crying

he gets up with his candy a55 stickin out and kicks the guy his leg was on and they fight

an usher ushes em and maes em sit and a keystone girl comes on

they wanna b0ne her but she looks kimda f'd  and unevolved

a guy n the film tries b0ming her aND chaplin thinks fiction is real like guys whining of fining the sailor moon chick ho wen they were teens or w/e in 92

he wigs out and beats on guys lie hes a soviet and gets thrown out for being a p o s

he lusts after the poster of a champion driver but resists the urge to start j=rkin off on it as he has a hint of morality for now

then keystone actors come to the studio and chaplins there smoking like a Frenchie

a fata55 gives im a v=coin and goes on nd he acts fan like on another one to get an other coin  but the guy leaves w/ wastig his monet on this nut

chaplin gets disgruntled and sucks his faeg angrily as dudes and chicks go by

he sees the chick he lusts after and follows but the studio door closes ad he's kind of a stalker who's probably gonna eat his gun on her front lawn

the gurd sez they dont want bums and he sneaks in when another guy goes in

he sees the stufio and its like geore melies an gets bumpe around by guys setting up a scene

this chick goes by and he gets aroused as she was in an open coat

he fnds a gun and f's with t and after being bumped around by a guy getting a wall thing hey film a scene with a dude and a cchick and a guy breaks in and attacks

Charlie cant tell fiction from reality like people whining of video games being too hot and attacks the actor doing the scene and comes onto the girl

the director tries to stop him but he boots directer int a table that f's oit like its made in china

the chick shoves him on his candy a55 and he pulls a n and fires at da floor like a maniac

director tries to stop him so he fires at his feet and chases director away

man he walks weird, probably got crippled in the boer war

and how many shots did that gun have?

its like Contra or something

he lights a smoke by shooting it and blows smoke then shoots it like some brain cripple who found his dads gun an smokes, probably a teen

he fires a few times to smoke up the area with poison and leaves then kicks the guard wo tries to stand up

the studio caught fire fm being shot... somehow, and this moustache duide sees it burning and wants to use it to finish his film

he gets on a phone in a box on a pole an calls as the sudio guys wig ot

chaplin runs after f ing up the place and the studio guys dri9ve out an film the brning area

chaplin still cant tell reality from ficioon and would probably go on tirades against people saying and things about anime characters hes gay for online, and attacks a guy in the filming

the firemen come and Charlie dumps a bucket of water on a wood piece then director gets it to tr to bust chaplins empty head

chaplin runs and directer swings at hm but the wood hits the camera and he ixes it

chaplin laughs at the damage he caused like a c=ck sucker and tries to capture the girl to have in his butt dungeon to b0ne the holes he cuts in her limbs every day

2 guys hold back director for some reason and the firemen hose em off like a prison movie

the chick who has a thicc a55 strangles charlies and leaves him to die by the wall but he's revive by being hose off by firemen

he spits water after turning his ears and leaves

the end

that was pretty fun

holds up today with people not understanding fiction isn't real

and stalkers after actors

the title comes from stage door johnnie. a guy who loitered by actors entrances of theaters hoping to meet em or getta job

i don't think i saw roscoe in here but it was a good film

chaplin is such an a55 in here

the bad guy is the main character and wreavks havoc on people doing nothing wrong

later they did the tramp as a likable guy, but here hes a butt F

good gags and action and i honestly didn't expect it to go that way

a fun little filme

For A Film Johnnie 2 I want him to see a play and jump on the stage to save the actress but she fights him. then he carres her on rooftops and there's a chase like king kong. In the end, the woman has enough and pulls a gun from her bag and he devolves into an ape like forme and umps arpund as she fires on him. Also its an Atari 2600, sg-1000, nes, intellivision and colecovision game where you play as the chick and gotta press the button at the right time to escape or get your purse open and the final area is him jumping around and you am and fire at him enough times to blow him to pixels

The Masquerader Review

Note: I spell unmral horrow maquarDE IN ATTACK MODE

The Masquerader

This is my review on The Masquerader from te distant future year to president Taft  of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 1)

Is rdiecerd by Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year, Chester Conklin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/Greed 1924/The Wizard of Oz 1925/The Phantom of the Opera(1925/Modern Times/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Great Dictator, Charles Murray from Mabel's Married Life/Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Wizard of Oz 1925/The Mothering Heart, Minta Durfee from Tillie's Punctured Romance/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Willard 1971, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle at Elderbush Gulch, and a few I never saw n anything

I never saw this bt like Rosoe and Charlie is a good film maker so imma give it a chance

after title we see a guy chosen for his loks t be in a thing

he wears a white hat and they are doing a play i think with the kid meant to be dying

main guy i think Charlie  lookin like johnny depp has a gasoline cocktail from rocoe andwhen he reaches for something is beat on the han by roscoe with an item

they get up at the same tme on the opprsite ends of a small table with  screen between em for make up and bang heads

roscoe puts on eye liner like an emo kid and Charlie blows dust I assume is nose candy in his face

a guy looking like mean gene from WWF comes in to get em and Roscoe throws cr-p in his face and main guy i think Charlie leaves as non gene anf roscoe throw things at each other

they tell Charlie as the guy in da play is gonna ice the kid he comes in and beats him out

wait he tells anotheractor with a big soviet moustache and Charlie holds him back for some reason as the other actor olds a knife over the dool in the cradle

Charlie shoves sovit stache away and takes his scene to fight the killer and director chases him as he kicks him in the anus and runs around

Charlie goes to the drssing room and not the salad kind and is gonna quit to probably go back to b0ning men for money

Charlie hits this guy i think directal with a suit case and not the prison kind where you keep items in the a55 and runs as the guy chases him throwing the non anus suitcase at him

chaplin escapes and gets out but gets nailed in the face where guys put man parts in jail

the next day what looks like a woman comes to the stufio with a woman and looks like devolved joan Crawford

they call the alleged woman senorita capelino and bring it back were this gy tries coming onto it but it scream and h backs off

a guy rabs seniorita capelino's a55 and is probably gonna try b0ning it

1 guy brins cphalimno in te dressing room and chaplino bops his gace so he hases it and it ez @u naughty man tryom to flirt with an innocent girl@

after man leves it takes off  wig and hat and is chaplin andgets on a moustasche

fighter! Star! Power! Mae! Up!

the men say the directer or w/e turned their dressing room into a haem whih means he probably b0ned him

director goes in and sees haplin asin wheres the hic an  whenh looks in the closet like that African in 08-16 chaplin kic his a55 with a boot and not a d0ng and runs off

to quote David Schultz from the WWF: wanted a wo man, but i din't find a wo man, i found a lot of men who looked like women!

chaplin rus out and spins on a  irro with a woman on the other side tl it falls an runs

the men chase him and its not for plays but filming and chaplin fights a guy then kicks him down and throws cr-p at him and th other guys arriving

they return fire an he falls in a well andeveryone laufhs at the girly man in the stink pit

the end

that was fun

lite, silly action and entertaining

he's in womens clothes for a mission, not for lust, like Lancer in Robotech

good gags and twists

roscoe didn't do much but had some parts

its from before birth of a nation and a eystone comedy by mack sennet anmd i thin it wored

i didn't expect the ending but its got that tom and jerry or bugs bunny thing going

its a solid thing and is good silly fun

For The Masquerader 2 I want it to have chapiln in the well with guys using it like a toilet and throwing food in there to keep him alive but not letting him leave. Hes like their punching bag they scream at to take out their stress and the barf on him. Eventually the filth in there rots him and he melts into slop but crawls out climbing the wall with his gooey body an melts them into cr=p with his rotting acid boy. Its also a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox n ps2 where you play as this filth blob and take out the targets who mocked him and absorb their flesh and bones o regain his human fore.

The Cook Review

Noye: I spell better than that german cannibal

The Cook

This is my review on The Cook from the distant furture year to Saint Rasputin of 1918(111 years before Robotech Season 2 and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Roscoe Arbuckle who needed better and directed Coney Island/Out West/The Bell Boy/The Garage/The Red Mill/Leap Year

It stara the 1t john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year, Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Seven Chances/The General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Electric House/The Playhouse/Out West, Al St. John from The Knockout/Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Scarecrow/Out West, Alice Lake from Coney Island/Out West/The Bell Boy, Glen Cavender from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Sheriff/The General and Luke the Dog from Coney Island/The Sheriff/The Garage/The Scarecrow.

I never saw this but wanted to review a movie b y Roscoe so this was up

It was thought to be lost but they found it in parts in 2 colections or w/e and they got it back

after title and creits we see roscoe in a kitcen of a restaurant and the fpood s-cked

he ges a big pive of meat and hops with a big blade like in a Jrpg

buster is tying to get this chick who don't want him and is thrown back in the kithen as roscoe swings his blade and gets his neck

the head falls off and busters body pucks it up and puts it bac on

jk really he's f--kin garlic jr an he tanks it w/o damage

roscoe lifts um by his head to see if it'll come off, as thats a wise move for a neck injury, and jerks his hed around

epic moustache boss brings buster's butt back to do waiter cr-p and he yells an order

roscoe gets a coffee and throws it for buster to catch as he walks in like some shaolin kung fu master which is probably where Jackie cha and jet li got it

look at thee guys. they're freekin ninja

coming soo, buster keaten vs Naruto

Maybe La Blue Girl

then Roscoe flips a pancake over his back and catces it behind him

buster bris coffee and has roscoe throw hot brown soup and he catches its bown

buster has a cloth brush this girl ans smoke cmes out as i guess she a demon then goes in kitches, gts thrown food and brings it

roscoe puts dough on a chair, a plate on it and steps on it, then in the pan it goes

buster orders food roscoe throws on a plate and chucks to buster who catches it and spins his arm keeping it facing up

roscoe runs dough in a rolle thng, snip it with scissors into a curcle and pans it the flips it around juggling in pans

more buster ordering food thats thrown and caught and this seems to be where Stuc On You with matt damon or w/e got it from

roscoe goes hackey ack moves with the food in the pan and 1 guy orders oasted ham and egg and a glass of milk as he don't wann be kosher

roscoe bounces egs like super balls and cracks em in the pan with throwing the shells in the all purpoe pot that he gets all the food/coffee/soup/cr-p from as i guess its an alchemic cauldron for transmuting any substance into another

then he p-sses milk out the anything goes pot and throws it and the meal which the buster catehes

in the restaurant is a harem girl dancer and an openly black musician

buster dancers with her and has good moes and got some kicks and flips

he goes in the kitchen dancing and roscoe dances too and purs a pt n his head and pans on his t-ts and distpan on his crotch andlon things as earings tofake being a chick but not like modern guys whocomitt p=niside

buster has  roscoe get food and he dances it up and throws it and buster dances out with the ice cream or w/e but gets 1 plate in a guys face an 1 down a girls back then thrown into a guys face

roscoe brings out an orderand wait its cups and dances around throwing em on the floor while in his woman cosplay

he goes back in the kitche ad gets a string of sausages dancing around ana cook puts a hicken or w/e on the floor as he dances like some daemonic ritual and i tink this is why THEY framed him

he wigs out, ets sausages in a frenzy and we cut to a guy in a chali chaplin hat dacing wth a girl but buster gives him a wine bottle

hatman busts it on his head and drinks from it then bites it and mashes it on busters head b4 shoving him back where hehits a guy who hits a guy who hiys roscoe  and soills a bowl of I think pus or spurm on him

buster fights hate hole and i mean hat mo and hides behin the black guy as light is absorbed not reflected from him, and hat man gets the gurl

moustache guy gets a knife and confronts hat man who takes it and cu off his b0ner I mean mostache and stuffs it in his mouth

imagine if it was a boning knife and he started b0ning him with it in da a55?

he throws him back in the kitchen like hes a cbick and dances with the girl then we see the dog biting hatmans a55 as roscoe pulls the dog and the hatful pigeon rns

the dog caes hm aound a building and he's doing well to ouyrun it but the dog turns around and chases the othe way

he climbs a ladder and the dog ollows and title cars sez spaghetti is like a tapeworm

we see the kitchen guys eatin spehfei and buster pus it in a cup, cuts off the sides and eats it out there, roscoe wraps it on 1 finger and eats it

bustere uses a fork and spups the etra off with scissors and roscore eats his tie, spits it out and mixes the noodles with an egg beater

1 guy eats big clumbs of it but buster scissors it off androscoe knits with it

2 guys gra spaghetti and have 1 noodle between their mouths o buster/roscoebut napkins on it like laundry b4 snipping it

1 guy uses a innel and roscoe puts sphhti in it and on da roof the hat guy is attacked by the dog and falls through the ceiling on the shaghetti and bounces on the rubber table

he springs off and the dog comes bak and he books it

later buster and i think moystache amputee are with the chivk and buter leaves with her to b0ne or w/e

roscoe purs an apron on his dog and his chef hat and gets ready to go hom

he takes off the dogs clothes as dressing up dogs turns em fruity andleaves with a long thing thats on the ceiling

at acarbnival or w/e the chick gets in a goat pulled crt but buter falls on his on soviet a55 as the cart goes off

he runs after and falls and i think rscoe s going in a goat pulled cart with the long pole or w/e ad fals over

theres a cop directing traffic and roscoe knocks him over with his poleand goes off to th beach and i think goes fishing with it at the shore wih the sun shining on the vast sea

he catches sometunb and flails around like an American soccer player trying to get a free kick

on the roller coaster the chick rides and hat gus is there and ses stuck on the top of the drp thing

hat guy gets out at the top and she runs on the roller coaster like a 90s video game like aero the acro bat or bubsy or spider man the animated series on sega geness

ohh he looks like hes gonna b0ne her woc with out consent and she umps like in The Birth Of A Nation

she lands in water and the dog chaes him to give him the b0ning

roscoe gets to the life preserver and its chaned up witha note ket at courthouse 1 mile easy

they gotta do t asthe bad groups keep stealing it like in the slums where as in Japan thy hae Honor and dignity so nothings chaned down in stors as thy don't steal and are higher evolved and keep the gain out

ocoe and buste geta  rope on the ground probaby to tring up horse thieves as they otta do to car jackers and sumble around with it

they flup a cpin and when they do ta guy too the rope and they run, and tak it

buster jumps off the pier with the rope and pulls roscoe in and it ends with him in the drink

the end

that was petty cool

good acrobatica and movies and skill

nice gags and effect

good production values esp after seeing the 1910s DW Griffith ones doen in a few scenes

this is a later 1s movie but its closer to the 20s

like Digimon looking more like mon colle knighs than dbz

its a good fun rhomp and i enjoyed seeing the skill of these guys

a bit of romance and a good deal of action

glad i saw it

For The Cook 2 i want the hat guy croo to have survived being half eaten by the dog and mae a pact with demons to be heremae with demon parts as fake limbs.  he launches an attack on th city and some people join him as they are sinners and like demons and roscoe and buster team up and bet em on with vaudeville kung fu. also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis , snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba with 1 player as roscoe and 1 as buster and you have ki moves as its reveale you trained in a shaolin temple to get this skill.

Playmobil The Movie Review

 Note: I spell toyetic

Playmobil: The Movie

This i my review on Playmobil: The Movie rom the distant fiture year to harambe of 19929  mean 2019(10 years befote Roboteh Season 2)

Its directed by Lino DiSalvo who did nothing i saw

it stars good catholic Jim Gaffigan from Three Kings/Igby Goes Down/Law & OrderLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/That '70s Show/WordGirl/Bob's Burgers/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?/Saturday Night Live, el devolvo Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter/Victor Frankenstein/The Simpsons/Robot Chicken, tattooed and bummed Adam Lambert from Bohemian Rhapsody/Pretty Little Liars/Glee, Kenan Thompson from D2: The Mighty Ducks/D3: The Mighty Ducks/Good Burger/2000 The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/The Master of Disguise/2004 Fat Albert/2011 The Smurfs/The Smurfs 2/2018 The Grinch/Clifford the Big Red Dog the movie/All That/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/The Amanda Show/Saturday Night Live/The Mighty B!/Martha Speaks/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, fallen woman Meghan Trainor from that fat chick ong, datotoko(like datenshi)Matthew W. Taylor from South Park/T.U.F.F. Puppy/The Loud House/and the Cheesasaurus Rex in Kraft Mac & Cheese adds, Kirk Thornton from Street Fighter II V\Serial Experiments Lain\Digimon/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Duel Masters\Gungrave\Naruto\Eureka Seven\Bleach\Afro Samurai\Blue Dragon\B-Daman Crossfire\Huntik: Secrets & Seekers\Akira\Sonic the Hedgehog games, Dan Navarro from We Bare Bears/The Lorax/American Dad!, Cindy Robinson frm Eiken/Naruto/Bleach/Blue Dragon/sailor moon/the 2010s Ironman show/monster high/Everafter high/sonic cr-p/street fighter V/Digimon Fusion/Duel Masters/Angel Blade/Devilman Live Action Film/Grenadier: The Beautiful Warriorave Master/Devilman Crybaby/fire emblem heroes/blazblue, Spike Spencer from Bleach/the GOOD dub of Dragon Ball Super with the Rovbotech guys/Dragon Half/Excel Saga/Puni Puni Poemy/Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars/BlazBlue/Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, Benjamin Diskin from Bleach/Digimon Fusion/Sailor Moon redub/Sailor Moon Crystal/Beyblade Burst Rise/Problem Child the cartoon/Hey Arnold!/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Ultimate Spider-Man/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/the cr-ppy 2018 The Powerpuff Girls/Sailor Moon R: The Movie redub/Kindergarten Cop/The Wonder Years/Chicago Hope/The Amanda Show/Drake & Josh/Captain America: Super Soldier/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite/BlazBlue/Soulcalibur VI, victm of too many flu sots Kellen Goff from Beyblade Burst Rise, Dino Andrade from Saint Tail/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Sofia the First/New Looney Tunes/The Loud House/$#*! My Dad Says, and som dinks i never saw in anything or aint on back door, aid bag, frooty booty, gender offender, creator hator, soy boy, beta male, queer s a deer with a ster in its rar, hoppie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeida,a who dont have an artical on max biela but does onsome 5kank sayong "i dont know her" about some other 5kank.

i never saw this b4 but its compared to the lego movie and some said it s-cked others liked it so imma give it a fair chance

I've waned to see it for a while as i'm curious what they'd do with it

so aftera lot of logos including dmg like dark magician girl we get thic chick practicing telling her rentsshe don't wanna go to college and getdevolved to a self hating malcontent

se got a passport and her wiener kid brother fins her and gets her to tell him what it isor he'd tell she let him have ie cream fr dinner

then devolves to a ong about goingon an adventure exploring

btw this is in widescreen and has nice colors that are bright and positive

also how often o you hear of people leaving the 1st world to vacation in the 3rd one and getting iced or crippled or taken captive

so bro and her play with playmobile toysand do the slingshot move of 1 throwing the other like colossus and wolverine in x men and beat the ogre

thats probable how they bet the bad guy in the end

then cops come by and tell her bad nrwsad i gets bummer and we cut to  years later with the kid played by a new actor and he's all b--chy an whiy and his sister raiing him like Yuri Takuma and Ryu Takuma in Violence Jack

maim chick looks at her passport an gets bummed and makes dinner

she ten ers the steak knife and holds it to her gut saying "on way out"

jk really her brother ran away from hom and is probably gonna get b0ned by some crack somoking homies

he has a cellphone ad goes with this T Rex statueshetracks hi phone as thas why THEY have us have them

she gets to a playmobileplace and her candya55 brother crarlieis there andsez "look its like how it was when we played it" and itsthire destny

she gave up on adventure and sez se grew up and since their rwnts went to h-ll she did too and they pretend to be a fam

she wigs out and throws a toy into other toys andthe place activatesand a light from a light house lifts the toys and holds 1 in front of em

wiener kid grabs it as sister rabs him andthey space fold to playmobile lanas playmobil yous in cg

she strggles to walk w/o knees and brother os the blonde viking like the genesis game the lost Vikings

vikngs attack anbro joins in and is super strong and helps and wins andis the hero

this bad guy calls these pirates who i thin attacked and sez bring the baddest dude viking warior

sister try to bing cherlie back andthe Vikings singabout how hes omr of them athey all have knees now

she wants to ring him home but he dpnt wanna go and is Charles the destroyer like beerus in the cr-ppy fnimation dub of the worst dragon ball

holy cr-p we're 20 mins in, that felt like nothing

chales gets sent flying in th woods and se chads him on a hrses a55 andtheres a highway and cars even though this  has pirates and Vikings

thi beardo with punk hay is dribing to deliver it an owes money and sister gets in and takes over rfighing with the real ownerand pills the p hay

the pirates warp out andshe stops and the driver gets his car back and drivs onand she tries using the horse but is thrown ff adgets gold coins likr mario n ring like sonc o yarn like bubsy or grbage like awesome possuym

she walks to a cowboy town and thres a high speed hase but she wants the sherrif to drop it and help her but he ignores her

hay man gets hate for his pink hay he got from a wiar making horses into my little pony pegasuses withpink glitter and he gneeds money o pay for things

sister offers to pay for help finding her bro and shows the gold but hayman se dats viking gold andthe town will kill for it

sh runs and he saes her in his van and  se she wans to he dropped off at the net exit but its dno land andkeeps going

he got a food truck to live in and he's gonna gelp her for the gold se sez is 50 coins

they drive off a cliff andthrough woods and then snoq

brother is i a cage like snoop dog b4 he was uncaged and yken to a roman or atlantis thing with the emperor who sez its on an island with a wall and rocks

also the emperor has red hair like the daemons an their offspring and the giants

he goes on a song about being the regent wo intheite his position like Trudeau and bush and - how he frames guys for doing wrong and has em iced to get the people and ays hes their savipt as a ef to the gov making themselves look like a new Messiah

sister and hayman meet an agent whos legally not ms bond in a possibly sovit ciy amd find many people went missing

They go to a flower shop with the union S K U L L having their base thre and they gotta fake the chick being her

hayman f's up the knock out piion on hr burritoh as hes evil by not eating kosher and sister gets by the retnal scan by non james offs themachine

real chick they faked comes in and shes revealed bu b4 dental toture like a ucket of blood the aget non bond saves heand they get out

hey drive off and non james stays behind to stop a chopper after em but piraes faking eing soviets gibe him a drugged drink an catch him

siter atches the footage ofthe puratemobile warpin off and cant figute it out an hets whiny bout failin her brother

they eat meat balla wirh chopsticks wirh their claw hands adhayman recognizes the logo on the pirate thing an they go off wrh him saying her gold will ave his a55

in the dungeon of emperor bad guythe peole trapped there see they are the best and otta tam up

th sister and hayman go to future city an no like th violence jack thin to meet a blac market tch guy and sez they got her money but if they didn't they'd be iced

they meet this not jabba the hutt creatuire magot slug woan thin  e owes money to and offers her double what he' owed

he wants help with her tech logo he saw andives 2 coins to have her find emperor maximus of constantinopolis andhis bro is fighting in the collesuem tomorrow

slug wants the rest of her gol and they fidthere was only 2 coins andshe lied to save her brother

hayman's taken awayu and sister sez he was helping her

the aptive warriors easape by the sci fi one using tentacles to xap the gaueds out andgte the keys an the caveman leade em to the fish to et to the sea

hey get to the pirates ship and he sings but caveman knocks him out dropping the bridge on him so charli has to leav em and unfurls the sails

the ship gets caught by th hope on the oc holding it an they get caught after Charlie does the fortnight dance

slugmo considers what to do to end em and drops em in lava but this robot they were nice to b4 catches emand sends em to a forrest  and gos with em

she sees a faerie tLE CASTLE and anys to get hkp but hayman has enough of her anleaves

thewrrios ar in the stockaide and he regret fighing wirh is sister and his is a lot like labrynth

anent rex dasher lie d hero dash guy is put in the stckaide and sez charlies sister is baa55

Charlie uses his hokuto no ken strength to pull the stokaie up and swings it to beat the guys awaythen rns an it brks

he lifts a man hole and not lie the emperor goes in an closes it after his roogs get in so he can let em escape

hes caught and will b sent t the collssium in 1 hour alone

sistergoes in th woos with robot andits like tar warsand robot finds her passport

they fibd  faerie god mother wo ez the woves got hyman bit is joking an snt him off wirh a wish that helps but dont deus ex machina their problems away

we getta songof seein whats infront of us or believing and toughing it out where they o to a fgreen hills zone

sh sees the island across the sea and is told her passportphoto self believed andshe ets conience

i dont like meagn trainor bu this is a nice song andgives me hope and positive feelins

she and not r2d2 go off ona flyin carpet lie aladin and Charlie is shackle ND SPICED

sister an not r2d2 get to the island and she uses robo to climb the wall wirh exteno rms like Altron in gundam wing

se beats out a guar off the roof to his daey probably and wears a disguise then uses a hologram to fake a captain telling guards to find an intruder and going in

she gets to the colleseum and sees a laser light show an big screen tv and sponsored by s k u l l

Charlie comes out with a chackl and a gold knight but not like saint seiyaswings in and cuts him loose

a big purple t rex coms outwth a shackle on its leg and is not barney

they cant beat it cuz they aint yagyu jubei and hayman dries inan save em

thy drive around andsh finds the pink hay andthey use the slingshotto throw hr an she throws the hay in its mouth thenn he caches her

its gonna eat em but grows bird wings liek the unproven theory of evolution claims and flyes up

the warriors who ot away come in Nn black pirate has emperor at swordpoint

he chops off his arms and legs and its a toy so theres no bloosd and he whines like a sissy

jk really he throws hm in the brig ater sheathin his sword as th soldiers left

the crowd cheers and hayman wants to make food from his truck

Charlie wants to go free i mean home and sistr cut the chain but most is still n the dino's leg and th friens cheer em

sister sez bye to hayman and he hugs her sayng she helped him see food is what he does

he goes to give food for his ucstomers andthe bro/sister ride the flying dinosaur over all the areas they went over

he se sorry btu she se he was right and they otta adventure and go into the lighthouse and are humen again

th guard sez they were gone 5 minsa dn and gives em a wallet and i mean pSSPORT and its stamped with places they were in non lego land

they walk home as a car like not jim my bond goes by

after soem credtis the gurd oe in the exhibit and frees the emperor ad we hear a laugh

the end

that was actually pretty good

not as bright and colorful as the ego movie but it had good heart and a good message

its kinda the Digimon to the lego mvie's pokemon

a bit predictable but not bad an the acting was good with nice music

i actually lifted my spirits as I was having sme bad luck around when I was watching it and the fairy godmother song helped me

it a decent movie and im glad i saw it

For Playmobil: The Movie 2 I want the emperor to unseal a great evil from underground to get revenge on the people who overthrew him but it doesn't obey him and he goes to the other klans to get help to stop it to save the world of Playmobil. But after the team takes it down he takes it over and launches an attack and it ends with things looking f'd. Then for Playmobil: The Movie 3 I want them to get a new human in to save em with skills he got in gaming and watching horro movies so he nows of the occult and what holy to use against it. Also he has an issue with wanting to make a choice but don't know if he's up to it or something. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda ocarina of ime but on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as your own create a character and do misins to get by and use playmobil mechs and vehicles and ridable animals for some.