Under Two Flags Review

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Under Two Flags

This Is My Review On Under Two Flags From The Distant Fiuture ear To American HERO Robert E Lee Of 1936(100 years before The third Robotech War)

Its directed by Frank Lloyd who did Oliver Twist 1922/The Sea Hawk 1924/Son of the Gods/Berkeley Square/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Blood on the Sun

Its based on a book i never read by animal spremicist Ouida who was a brit and a Frenchie

It stars Ronald Colman rom 1935 A Tale of Two Cities/1937 Lost Horizon, the loyal Claudette Colbert the 30s Cleopatra/Imitation of Life, the bada55 Victor McLaglen from The Quiet Man/

1956 Around the World in 80 Days, Good Catholic Rosalind Russell from His Girl Friday/Never Wave at a WAC, one of THEM Gregory Ratoff from The Moon Is Blue/The Sun Also Rises 1957/Exodus, Nigel Bruce from 1934 Treasure Island andd The Scarlet Pimpernel/1938 Kidnapped, C. Henry Gordon from Scarface 1932/Rasputin and the Empress 1932/The Black Doll/1940 Kit Carson, Herbert Mundin from 1935 David Copperfield and Mutiny on the Bounty/1938 The Adventures of Robin Hood, John Carradine from The Black Cat 1934/Cleopatra 1934/Les Misérables 1935/Bride of Frankenstein/Mary of Scotland 1936/Daniel Boone 1936/Captains Courageous/Jesse James 1939/Stagecoach 1939/The Three Musketeers 1939/The Grapes of Wrath/House of Frankenstein/Captain Kidd 1945/House of Dracula 1945/The Ten Commandments 1956/Around the World in 80 Days 1956/The Story of Mankind/he Proud Rebel/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Myra Breckinridge/The Howling 1/Aladdin and the Magic Lamp 1982/The Secret of NIMH 1/The Ice Pirates, Lumsden Hare from Sherlock Holmes 1922/Svengali 1931/Black Moon 1934/The Three Musketeers 1935/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/A Christmas Carol 1938/Gunga Din 1939/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941/The Picture of Dorian Gray/Captain Kidd 1945/Julius Caesar 1953, commie scum J. Edward Bromberg from Jesse James 1939/The Mark of Zorro 1940/Son of Dracula 1943, Onslow Stevens from The Three Musketeers 1935/House of Dracula/Angel on My Shoulder/Them!/The Ten Commandments 1956, Fritz Leiber from A Tale of Two Cities 1935/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/Scarlet Street/Angel on My Shoulder/Samson and Delilah 1949, openly unionite Thomas Beck whos films aint listed on back dpor aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, banana cramr, candy a55, beta male,, soy boy wiipeda, William Ricciardi from San Francisco 1936, Frank Reicher from Rasputin and the Empress/King Kong 1933/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/House of Frankenstein/Samson and Delilah 1949, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/Santa Fe/50s Calamity Jane/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, one of THEM Harry Semels from nothing I saw, Slavic who married blone Olga Baclanova Nicholas Soussanin from 1932 Arsene Lupi, and openly irish Douglas Gerrard from nothing I saw

There's a few other versions including a 20s one by Todd Browming but its not o gay a55 youtube so imma review this one

I thought it was a civil war film but its acutally not

afte crediys with a book opening with the actors and credits and titles on pages we get pages saying it in soviet afriva an the French are in an outpost with few Whites ironically like Europe became

in the sand tanned mans land we hear theres an inspection an this devolved looking Frenchie is cheerful like a cajun abouthow they get ready but dont marchand this fhuman seeming guy in frog face sez he'd take a full pack

the army gathers and they gotta march 40 killo meter

then we cut toa woman cleaning her feet that are white and virgin and clean and milky

a guy comes in and she wants him to order the men back but he wont and she inquires on why he sent em away

he sez they had to learn but she sez hat if the enemy attacks but he sez no so she goes like a woman and sez "u sed u loved me"

he asks her it and gets ma and she laughs and sez yes but he still wont bring em back and she claims he hurt her arm

he goes in for a kiss and probably a b0ning in the real version btu she sez after you bring em back and he sez brin em back

also her name is cigarette which in the brittish version...

so these horsemen come out andwe see the base and its a big lot with buildings and people they ha to make as they didn't cheap out with green screens liek the amazing bulk or avengers

the horsemen come across bodie and the enemy's iced another party sent out

at an oasis the 40 illo meters guys are rewatering 

thy hear gunshots but look and see the horsemen and retun to base

main guy meegs cigareete nd they clash over wine cuz they frencheis and the cajun like guy sings jolly

she get emarrend dfir some reason and throws a knife at him cuz shes a French woman and ets her irish up like an italino

he gets the knife and chases her playfully not like oj

mai guy did well on a mission and is propmoted to sgt

the guy who loves te cigarette has a smoke ad sends ain guy on a mission then e see main guy smoking cuz they frenchies

a britmo comes by in am explorer helmet and gets a horse for 2000 franks

cigareete gets da same horse and changes the saddle and gets britmoto get it thinking its different

he tinks all houses look the same? racist!!! what would trwilight sparkle thing? f her! f her in her horse a55!

main guy ads his opinion andthey have a bet for a bttle of wine or a kiss and cigarette racsmin guy by going around poles but nocking 1 over is a loss

main guy wins but sez it was da horse wo won so she can kiss the horse

interspecies! brony! pegaisister!

so she gets b--chy cuz shes got the French and rides off but main guy catches her and saves her

she sez she hates him but that means they'll fall in love and marry and have 200 babies to repopulate the world after the nucular holocost of 199X in Hokuto No Ken

she kisses him afffter he explains it and it fades out withthem probably b0ning in the sand

hope he's uncircimsized

the horse comes back but they didn't and they are still in the desert at night or day or w/e

he gets up anhs bac has no sandw/o a horses a55 to ride they walk back

they get back and main guy reports to cigarette lover and sez noting happened as lover is the commander or w/e

then cigarette mo wait it another woman isat the base with her man whos got a moustache

she ets a grand tour of the base and sez the flys must be h-ll so they need screens

commander sez idf a fly gets a Frenchie the fly dies, probably from the smell or hiv

she meets main guy and is tol hes a srgt and has nothing to be ashamed of

main guy seems to know other woman and commander goes to deal with long underwear an not long in the hot dog

latr caun style sees gicargete making a dinner table meanl with wine cz they like being drnk and b0ning

after he leaes cigaterre fans away the stink or flys or both

theres a dance and main guy is going outand has a slave or minion or peon make whisky and sandwiches for him

The term "Peeon" comes from a medieval tradition where the lower ranked soldiers would be punished for failure by being whizzed on by higher ups, This gradually became known as a slang ern for anyone of lower rank

ok i made that up but it souns real

main guy meets other woman and gives her a horse statue thing she gave him

after a talk they go off andfinds she can clim b

they go into the town after i think climbing a wall anf see the gaijin tanned sand man

they watch a gaiin f with a snake in a pot

in the real version it was living in a gains butt

they go back an shes glad she saw the real Africa but he sez the real one is in the desert

what about those world vision kids eating poop water and being full of parasites?

she gets her jewelry back from him and cigarette is bummed main guy didn't come and ajun tyle is happy cuz e won a bet

at some place i think the desert or a temple or someting he shows other woman the real Africa

he sez no woman went on this holy ground but holy to who? the demon worshippers?

they make out and it zooms out so i thnk they b0ned an they walk back with good b/w full screen filming of the dawn and day

at the oasis and not the gay ban she gets a horse to go back

then i a meeting they hear a loyal chief has issues with his people and the britmoes and frencies will work together t quell uprisings lie Nobunaga's Ambition on GB

they we see the chief with a notestabbed on his back saying theye's a rebellion and commander who's actually maoy Doyle like Contra Hard Corps is sent in

so i miseed a bit looking up Commander Doyle on Contra and main guy wants the horse back from other chick cuz she's going back to England

but she dont wanna go and wants to stay in the third worl with him 

he sez he can't go back to englad and cigareete listens in on them

this love triangle between a hero, a ommon girl and nobility is like Skies of Arcadia with Vyse and Aika and Fina

or Rick Lisa and Minmei in Robotech

maor Dundee doyle confronts cigaeete and she sez she loves main guy in a winy tirade

so the troops move out and et to a base in the desert

moutache sez the horse statue has the name of a guy who had a scandle but the guy bit it last year and cleare his kid brother b4 he went to h e double Ireland

they gotta get main guy back to tell him

in the base main guy comes back after losing a few men and doyle commander major minor keeps sending him out to ice him like King David

some guys retrn and cigarete finds what major doyle is doing to send main  guy out and she tells other woman main guys not returning

she gets b--chy and sez main guy dont belong with her upper crust kind and she loves him moe but could save him if she wanted to but will leave him to ie as if she cant have him, he can go to h-ll

wow what a b--ch

i mean she IS French, but still

so she hen goes out in the mad max hokuto o ken violence jack judge dredd wasteland like Mexico to save him

major wont leave but hears word from main guy that he' not returning and seeing this isn't what he rally wanted goes out to save him

so the enemy is attacking  place and a Frenchie gets it but its ok cuz if he had a soul he wouldn't be French

the enemy holds off and min gy sees the battalion is on its waybut it might be a trap to ipe ou the batta lion

they warn e with gnshots and the enemy attacks looking like nazghoul from lord of the rings in black robes

theres a battle of all these horsemen on the desert with machine guns and i thin maor dole got shot in the arm, the French had aids, you genned down, harambe

more enemies swarm in like ants and cigarette comes onward in the desert

later its night and they are running low on ammo and doyle has a hole in his righ shoulder and asks why main gy too cigatere cuz she loves him

he sees if they can last til noon they can have a chance and he wants to sacrifice himself to go off on his own

he goes to a tent and meets the chief who he knows from before in a past tume as classmates in school

he sez theres brits i athe area and if he's caught with the brits by him he'd look bad

chief sez if true he'd owe him for life but if not its the end of their relationship

him being a big status guy who aids em is lie padme being queen amadala in star wars episode 001

cigarttes comes by the battalion nd tells em the frencheis are surrounded so they go with her to there

the its daytime an main guy spend they night with the fchief who sez he found theres no brits around and is gonna use him as a occer ball for an on horse game

then b4 he's chopped up and b0ned the battalion attacks the camp and its lie wounded knee with the alleged whites attacking an enemy camp

gigarretrehas a death scene and attone for her b--chery sacrificing herself form him

man this goes on for a while

just die fenchie!

your kind aint needed on this blue and pure world

so he smooches her an she finally bites it and goes to fench h-ll wher they keep those sub human animals

then they have a ceremony to honey cigarette for saving em as the French like chicks being stronger than them

what are they? femnists?

and they clal her ciarrette, is that her birth name? i thought it was a mad max thing like fun boy or T bird in The Crow

now normans an Saxons can live together in peace

the end

that wasn't so bad

it had good flow and feel and dinm't drag

good acting and its got that 30s style

Ronald felt lie Erroll Flynn but not as playful

the cigareete chic was good and it showed the frenchies being Frenchie and b--chie

nowadays they'd make the French look bad and the gaijin look good

my dad felt this wasn't as good as the book but i fel it was a decent movie

sorta like Algiers but feeling like the 30s King Solomon Mines

I like these 30s films, they have class and heart

i think its in the late 1800s but dont recall if i said it

glad i saw it, its a preddy decent movie

also his woman who wanted him biting it when he had another woman and there's a service was used in starship trooper 001

For Under Two Flags 2 I want him to return to England and get them to send troops to take out the enemy tribes. Then leads missions against em but finds an ancient temble with a mahine that can revive people, so he hunts dpwn cigarettes body to bring her back. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Langrisser on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as not Errol Flynn or whoever the main guy was in the 1st and take on cryptds in the desert and guardians in these temples made of gears and springs and ancient tech.

His Favorite Pastime Review

Note: I spell like my favotite Hero, Evil HERO Archfiend Neos!

His Favorite Pastime

This is my review on His Favorite Pastime from the distant fitute year to Amerian Hero ohn Wilkes Booth of 1914(he was dead like a decade 4 this aftr faking his end and escaping)(100 years before Rootech Season 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did A Film Johnnie

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader/His New Profession, the honorable Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession, an Peggy Pearce from A Film Johnnie.

I never saw this but its by Mack Sennett and ZKeystone Studioes

So it starts with carlie and i think Roscoe in a bar as Charlie smokes a cugar

i think roscoe looking like indiana ones from the slums seems to wanna have carlies drink but carlie drinks it in front of him

if that is roscoe he's not so fat

I've seen fatter in high school

dat fat chck was a b--ch

not like Chantel who was nice and also fat

Chantal styled her hair crimped it and wore make up and had confidence

the bad fat chick, i think tina dressed dumpy ad cut her hair and wore pants instead of a uniforme skirt

chantel had confidence an was positive

if you read this chantel, you were great, not like dumpy tina

And I cant recall if its ChantAl or ChantEl

so in the movie a chick comes out of a car and Charlie comes out stimbling drunk

he goes up to her and kinda does a hat thing of hitting it with his cane

another guy comes up and Charlie walks off and i thin heeds to puke on the floor

she won't b0ne u if u barf on her

unless she's got a barf fetish

hhnnnnnn blaaaaaaa

hnnnnng psssssstttt

zaaaa warudo!

Wryyyyyyy!!!

so chimpus chapman goes back in da bar and a devolved guy smacks him an looks like an uglier curly howard

not curly gives him dark liquor nd champus goes off and he's in the john and kicks a man being brushed by a black boy out on his a55

but when we see kicked guy falling there's no chapplin in te roorway

black guy who looks like he's White in make up or has evolution problems gets a coin from charlmo and runs out

Charlie wets his head in the sink and i realize i think e's sobering up

he blacks out and black mo comes in with a client and chamlin fights the guy and cleans his shoe with a towel

the client wipes hi ace and not his a55 as he didn't dump or get b0ned yet, an the shoe polish gets on him

he gets his irish up on chaplin like an italiano but Charlie slugs him like the soviet he is and blackened face client falls ot fda door, again with no Charlie in itt

Charlie fights the door and gets his gypsy a55 kicked as it should so he crawls under it like the rat he is

he gets is foot caught in a spittoon and after pulling it off, a moustache guy fights hi but is held by guys and chimpmo goes out stll mentally f'd

he goes for the car an falls then runs after it by gabbing a trolly like in mr rogers

he jumps out and goes for the woman wo was in he car an went in da house and stunbmlies round in the stairs

he goes in deeper like pumpkin hill and stands by the chick in a rocking chair thats not electric trying to get her attention

he takes off her head thing but she's blicketee black and probably a White and/or man but with a thicc a55 like rap guys like

she beats on him with a pillow an they grapple but he loses to a dame cuz hes a candya55

the real chick comes home and he declares cr-p but gets shoved through the door and a moustache guy come by as the chick goes all italiano with flailing limbs.

Charlie gets his candy a55 kicked by the big butt alleged woman then is throw through the door into moustachio who spins him around like Astroboy's Higeoyaji aka Shunsuke Ban

chalie gets chucked out an mustachio gets throttled by his woman and chalie goes in, swings and misses

Charlie's thrown back out and the crowd that gathered and fights em but gets beat out and stands there for like 15 seconds

the end

that was petty good

mostly action and there's like no title cars or dialogue

good tunt and its one of the earlies movies but has good stff to it

too a bit to see its aout him trying to sober up but i got the gut of it

its before Birth Of A Nation and has that 10 style of camera's in 1 place and going for a while

good expression and some nice jokes that hold up like the hoe polish

its not bad, kinda simple but it entertains and has good style

Charlie gets his a55 kicked in a lot of it

probably gonna shoot up the place like rick in Degrassi

For His Favorite Pastime 2 I want him to do a training thing to get revenge on the guys who beat him up and much is gym gags of him screwing around on the equipment. Then he gets there and finds they prepared for him and got really buff, even the chicks. Then it devolves into a big WWWF style battle. Also its a16 bit Wrestling Game lie King Of The Monsters on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to  players wailing on each other.

Our Man In Havana Review

Note: My keyboard is cr-ppy but not as bad as cuba got

Our Man In Havana

Tis is my review on Our Man In Havana from the distant fiture year of 1959(70 years before Rpbotech eason 2)

Its directed by Carol Reed who did Oliver!

It stars Alec Guinness from 1946 Great Expectations/The Bridge on the River Kwai/Lawrence of Arabia/Star Wars/The Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi/Star Wars: The Force Awakens/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker, demon worshipprr Burl Ives from Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer/Little House on the Prairie/East of Eden/Cat on a Hot Tin Roof/The Big Country/Hugo The Hippo, Bada55 Cathiolic Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/Miracle on 34th Street 1947/The Quiet Man/War Arrow/McLintock!/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, Openly Hungarian Ernie Kovacs from North to Alaska, Noel Coward from Around the World in 80 Days 1956, Ralph Richardson friom The Four Feathers 1939/Anna Karenina 1948/Oscar Wilde 1960/Exodus/Doctor Zhivago/Rollerball 1975/Watership Down, Jo Morrow from 1960 13 Ghosts, Grégoire Aslan from Mr. Arkadin/King of Kings 1961/Cleopatra 1963, Paul Rogers from The Trials of Oscar Wilde 1960, Raymond Huntley from nothing i saw, Ferdy Mayne from 1959 Ben-Hur/Where Eagles Dare/The Eagle Has Landed/Conan the Destroyer/Howling II: Your Sister Is a Werewolf, Maurice Denham from Animal Farm 1954/The Nanny 1965/Countess Dracula, Duncan Macrae from nothing i saw, Hugh Manning from Quatermass and the Pit/The Elephant Man, Karel Štapanek from nothing i saw, Maxine Audley from 1948 Anna Karenina/1960 The Trials of Oscar Wilde, Good Christian Timothy Bateson from The Evil of Frankenstein/Labyrinth/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, John Le Mesurier friom Ben-Hur 1959, and some guys not on back door, aids bag, gender offencder, sfrooty booth, Sodom bottom, candy a655, banana crammer, queer as a deer with a steer in it real himmi[pie stoner venag pet tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who denies the mud floor and tartaria but sez the moon laning and evolution and grlobal warming is real

its based on a book by graham greene who did Brighton Rock/The Quiet American

after tuitle an credits in pre soviet cuba  saying its befoe the recent malcontent uprising, we see wa man in a dark suit going by an seeing an atomic pile vacuum

he meets burl wait its another guy whos a cop meeting him and asking for his papers

this military guy frills burl over the English man he talked to an lests him go

duit guy is given a demonstration of the vacuum and suit talks of the vacuum guys daughter and heatrs hes brittish too

he leaves sayng he'd see him again and vacuum guy talks with burl about suit guy and a grl whos mom he dont know where she is and how he wants his daughter to ahve a good life and not a Cuban one

wait til the commies come in

a irl comes by and vacuum guy sez his irl has an American acent and at home he feels like a gaijin

the dangers of going to a dark land, the blackness taints you

dad comes home and his blonde white daughter want this horse she bought to count as several xmas and b ay presents as her b day is coming

a blonde oinnocent girl in a Mexican place? this is how p0rno starts

look at hwo Mexicans keep drawing android 18 with a guge butt an big ugly homies as krillin watches

also the horse is White

suit guy walks down the street as a band plays after im and he comes to a bar with vacuum guy and wants something from him saying "dont let hme down/ur an englihman aint ja"

they go in the bathroom but instead of b0ning like George Michael, suit guy sez hes an agent and they need a man in Havana for brit intesrtsts besides big teeth and aids

a guy comes in and they fake beig normal and after he leaves suitmo sez meet him elsewhere

at home he puts some horse this or sm harness on his blonde daughter and sez they might go to Switzerland but she wants tooin the riding club

dad does a clown act and they talk of his woman and she prays for her and hopes she comes back

he goes to meet  suit mo and is told to have a book for the code and an electric kettle for messages

they used the book lamb as it was that or uncle toms cabin and i guess he dont like coloreds as this is the 50s

suitmo tells his superior his report on the new member vacuum guy whs doing cr-ppy

theres a country club thats 500 pounds and they think its for recuiting agents but hes doing it for his blonde virgin daughter

he goes in the club and tri recuiting guys but not like the banana crammers and 1 Mexico thinks hes trying to b0ne ihim

he kinda s-cked at being an agent and not cuz hes a britmo who dont have a soul

why does America let england exist? they were the bad guys for hundreds of years. if we have 1 more royal wedding or kid pooped out i say we nuke em. i'm sck of hearing of these nobodies. its lie the kardashians but inbred.

he trie recuiting surb i mean burl and later sez he met an enegnieer who has navel contacts and ants to recuit another guy for soem reason

he contacted an atress amd theres kind of a montage to meico music as its south of teas and speaks Spanish

after locking up he sees a vaccum looking like some metrolpois thing and draws a story on a pilot recruited in the brits thing to see a rocket in the snow covered hills of pre soviet cuba

blonde aughter wants to read lamb but he sez he wants to

he goes to see burl who's place was f'd and a guy wanted him to do something not for drs like him

he' given up like a candya55 andvacuum guy draws a vacuum thing with a guy looking dark like the sleepwalker in the cabinet of dr Caligari with a cane

the brits see the drawings andthink its real and dont get how he go e v enen though the planes patrol the area

they think this will make nukes look conventional and thank suit guy for finding the guy who found it

in this club, burl/bacium/blonde have dinner andhis book thing worked well and hes driunk

a Saddam looking guy in military dress comes by and blone dont like him as Maureen watches with jewrish hair

saddad wants to dance wih himi man londe but Maureen quitrts him with booze and eing a Mexican Saddam guy is into her then goes off

Maureen sez she his secretary an he neer heard from the brit ad e goes with it

blonde innocent daughter thinks dad vacuum is into heran Maureen oins as his secretary

theres an inssue with montes the pilot he made up for his stoey and he pretends to call hum and sez he'd meet him in the country club

after leaving her Catholic School in aWhite uniforme the Saddam guy picks up the blonde and i  hope that animal dont stick hi circimsuzed thing in her

so the thing goes on andi missed some as i was looking for a post i made a while ago

burl sez there was a crash and the agent monetgue or w/e but it and vacuum guy comes to a club saying the chicks look the same like Japanese

Saddam guy meets vaccum guy an shows recording of him aying Montez is dead and the accident was meant to be a warning

but vacuum guy sez he dont know Montez an goes

then burl sez Montez was an invention or something but worked too well or something and i think he implies he really iced a guy but im looking up my creationist posts cuz a guy wants to send creationism to a guy he dont like

Saddam brings a guy who sez vacuum guy taled with Montez andsadda sez the guy isn't a poor so hes not torturable to get him to say things

Saddam guy wants to have vacuum guy as a double agent and will pay him well instead of deporting him

suitmo sez they thought his info was fake an d vacuum parts til they learned a guy wanted to wack him with poison like THEY do and thim hes honest

so later there's a dinner  and he worries someones gonna poison him

he gives a speeh on communism another thingsand a guy who dra nk something spilled it and a dog drank it and died

good, dogs s-ck, send em to the Korean ovens

Saddam later wants to marry vacuum guys blonde virgin daughterand breed with her with his befouled dna on her superior one to poison her bloodline with gaijin filth

might as well breed with an ape

addam guy implies his gun is better than a vacuum and has a firearm on his aist

oh and in a scene i gforgot to say, bur sez his fam was in Germany and left

i thin someone got iced and vacuum guy sez to Maureen he made up all the cr-p and wnders if he'd get hard time for lying to the gov as its different when the gov lies to you

the brita can't get him in pre soviet cuba unless they send a team of sneaks to kidnap him and bring him out to triy him in an unfair trial he's got no chance in like that German in South America

so daughter blone virgin and Maureen goes to the movis and vcuum guy plays checkers wit Saddam where taking pieces means youdrink as they are booze bottles

he gets not Saddam to take off his belt with a gun

wait i tink its chess an its lie sailor moon wit amy vs birdie and Saddam blacks out so drunk vacuum guy takes his gun and goes to a casino night zone

he tells brit mo hes sorry for his drunk speech and felt for te dead dog saying it had worms

he invites britmo to a club i mean suitmo who wants to ice vacuum guy

after being in a cr-ppy place with suitmo waiting for someone and a h00ker i think wants to do stiuff, wait i think it a strpper

vacuum guy sez this place is near where they end and they go off into the night as the camera angle tilts lie the 60s batman or battlefield earth

vacuum guy gets him alone and caps him butonly brakes his pipeand when the door opens he cap him and a Mexican cick maybe Maureen sees

at vacuum house Saddam wakes up and his gun is in the holster and goes

thres a ervice for some guy i think britmo or burl and Saddam shows up an gives vacuum mo deportation to soviet englan so he brings his daughter to switzarland tohave school

at the airport Saddam gives em presents an gives vaccum mo 2 bullets that vacuum sez is a oke

the brit hiher ups wonder what wnt wrong and 1 thinks they can use a vacuum as a weapon and if they try him for treason

vaccumo an blonde still virgin and butt virgin get to candy a55 England

the higher ups say tey gotta tell the minister its a new vacuum

Maureen is being sent to some aids hole and vaccum mo sez she didn't know

late theres vacuum mo and muaureno or maruneen o hara or w/e sees a robot vacuum  mnade in Japan and goes off together

i gurss they got off as the high ups dint wanna atmit to being duped

the end

that wasn't so bad

not reat but it ad good ideas

it was made in communist cuba and castro helped but whined it didn't make the former gov loo brutal enuff

but its a comedy and meant to be fun of the brits and their gayness

its well acted but kinda feels longer than it is

kinda expected the Saddam guy to get it or be framed for icing the suitmo but i guess its like riki-oh where yomi kinda is dropped and never mentioned again in the books

its got soem smart ideas and shows how big gov has issues and the brits dont work right and is a bit like dr Strangelove but not as openly fun

its in black and White and i thin is in widescreen but dont recall

it a decent film and dont have much swering or lust but its mostly implied

a kinda clean 50s movie

now is this connected to Dirty Dancing Havana Nights?

For Our Man In Havana 2 I want it to be when castro too over and the daughter is grown up to be a body builder commando who sneaks in to take out the commies. Also is amale body bulder guy who is her team mate and they take on the commies with sneaking around and wailin on commies who are 5'1 from no nutrition and animals who have more rights than people. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Geneiss, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with 1 player as the daightr and 1 as the dude.

His New Profession Review

Note: I spell like I'm new at it, nt profesuonal

His New Profession

This is my review on His New Profession from the distant iture year toAlpha Male Gengis Khan of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 01

Its directal by commie Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus/The Masquerader

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader, Confederate Blonde wo got iced Cecile Arnold  from The Masquerader, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920/The Masquerader, the honorable Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Helen Carruthers who did the thin the one direction guy did out the window from The Masquerader/Tillie's Punctured Romance, Thomas Riley' ancestor Vivian Edwards from The Masquerader, and Jess Dandy from The Masquerader.

i never aw this b4 but its by Mack Sennett of keystone and is also called the good-for-nothing

after title we see Charlie reading the paper and checking out a swinsuit grl on the cover

in the real version he was probably j=rkin off

there a cripple whos nephew needs sometone to loo fter him as uncle busted his foot

uncle is in a wheelchair and goes by Charlie wh's foot he runs over and eventuall gets out

they otta stick their canes in each other a55es

nephew passes the broken leg buck to Charlie and sez he'd meet em later and push him around

nephew goes after a chic and they probably b0ne offscreen

Charlie movies around the criplled uncle an this cbonde and her bf or brotehr are talking  and laugh at chaelirs falling on his soviet loving a55 moving around that 1 legged mondser

Charlie tries to move the chair on the pavenment but theres a curb and he eventuall gets it

this chair has 3 wheels, 2 on the sies and 1 in the back

he brings leg o o a bar and leg mo has a buster Keaton hat and wants a dime which as a lot of money in the goode olde slavery days

they go by the pier and charlienotices a guy sleeping ith a cup saying @help, cripple@ and takes his sign and cup to get a dime and leaves the uncle to get bne by dogd so he can go to a bar

i think thats roscoe as the barkeep and Charlie has a cold one as the nephew and his bimbo go by and come across his uncle with a begging sign

she think thats hsi real self and runs off as she hates poors

nephew wakes up the cripple who sees uncle took his sign and they devolve into a cane fight

Charlie has his fill and goes back to uncle and takes the coins from the cup and leaves the cripple to be b0ned by dogs

Charlie sits on uncles broken leg which might make the bones come out the skin and movies him on

i think hes drunk and they make it funny but what if they made an OD seem fun? like and guy did too much meth and was foaming at the mouth and spazzing out

Charlie gives uncle a paper with a 10s swimsuit chick on it and the nephew gf comes by and sits by em and accidentaly feels charlies leg

he thinks ses into him and uncle had enuff ith the paper and wants a woman, but if san fran sicko, threre are no wo emn, only men that look like women, you belong in san fran sicko back door ba rock!

so Charlie shoves uncle away and he nearly falls off the pier to his watery deth as his leg i dead

Charlie comes onto the chick and she laughs as hes being fun an d tries to leave but he grabs her back with his cane

nephew comes by and sits y Charlie and shoves him off to get the girl

Charlie agues with nehew and the sign cripple  roll u as nephew slugs him out and he lands a55 1st into the sign criple

imagine if he sh-t all over him on impast?

beyblade butt burst!

a cop helps up the sign cripple who hits Charlie which should be a aulable offence and he gets his dead a55 b0ned by big ugly homies in the slammer

the butt slammer!!!

nephew bickers with g an uncle rolls back and into her so nephew throws him and he rolls to the edge like the flat earth

a cop battles i think nephew and sens him away to get the girl and sign criplle beats in Charlie with his good limbs til Charlie swings and slugs out the cop and kick sign cripple away and into the cop y i think nephew who goes in the sea like a curling or Beyblade match of stones knocking into each other

Charlie falls over and as uncle rolls back, Charlie kicks cop into him so for some reason when he stops rolling cop arrests uncle to get his leg b0ned in ail by big ugly guys whod be with android 18 from dbz in bad fan art

Charlie kicks away sign cripple and gets the girl

the end i think

yah thats it

the end

that wasn't bad

simple and mild but entertaining

realistic instead of outlandish stunts

i like how they beat on the cripples as a thing of comedy

people are too candya55 for that nowadays

now the cripples would be the winners and the normal would be the bad guys

didn't expect it to go where it went and it had some unexpected twists

they faked out the guy in the water 2x then the third time it came as a surprise

its a more normal comedy instead of silly gags like pooping water out the ears but i liked it

simple and nice

For His New Profession 2 I ant the leg uncle to rise through jail by using roids to heal his le sooner and gets buff so he bets through the other guys aove him who bummed him in the 1st half to become the alpha male of the prison. Alo its an 8 bit fighting game on sega master system, game gear, nes, game boy, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as him or another inmate and beat through guys and eat em after it to get stronger and you choose which guys to fight to get em in the righr order as some are stronger.

UglyDolls Review

Note: I spell dollgy

UglyDolls

This is my review on UglyDolls from the distant future year (To Robert V Barron from Robotech) of 2019(10 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directed by Kelly Asbury wgo did Shrek 02

It stars the Thicc Kelly Clarkson from From Justin to Kelly and her own talkshow, The pan seuxal(Like, into Gohans daughter in DBGT?) Janelle Monáe from American Dad!, the unholy Wanda Sykes from Nutty Professor II: The Klumps/Down to Earth/Clerks II\Evan Almighty\Mad TV\\Back at the Barnyard\Drop Dead Diva\Harley Quinn, Gabriel Iglesias from famuily guy, openly feminist Charli XCX from Saturday Night Live, openly devolved Lizzo from Saturday Night Live, booty lover Ice-T from svu/Ice & Coco\Ice Loves Coco\Batman Beyond\MADtv\Leprechaun in the Hood\Johnny Mnemonic\New Jack City, Eric Robers Jr Emma Roberts, who's dad was in The Human Cemntipede 03 from Blow/Scream 4, the abominous Jane Lynch from The Fugitive\Collateral Damage\The Aviator\The Three Stooges\Wreck-It Ralph\Party of Five\Frasier\Judging Amy\The West Wing\Family Guy\Spider-Man: The New Animated Series\Father of the Pride\Two and a Half Men\\Boston Legal\American Dad!\The Spectacular Spider-Man\Glee\Arthur, Natalie Martinez from the jordon peele twilight zone, Rob Riggle from The Emoji Movie, and a buncha gaijin I never saw in anything

Its based on a toy or something that I never got into, and got cr-ppy reviews, but Imma give it a chance

after logos including stx liek the river Styx and a number of maruta companies, we see a factotymaking things lie toys and teddy bears but defective ones are sent to uglyviklle

then title

in here the devolved toys sing of how there a toy for every kid and vice versa and this eems lie Rudolf the red nosed reineer and the island of misfit toys

the main character se today is when she egts to go to the bi worl and fin a ki and sez it every day with a 10s style song

she likes her life and self as is and ervyones got hope and this on eyed rabbit monster se the big world and cr-p are stories

also ythis is bright colors and gcg and widescreen

a new guy comes in with a wedge head and everyones welcoming

at night main chick sez shes happy but thinks there's more than this and 1 eye d monster sez for someone to help her as ses got an impossible dream

she sings sadly thinking today wasn't but tomorrow might but the next day she thinks the whole "there's a kid for me" might be made up

the red cat like in raepman but not sez from a fortuine cookie like eastern maic maruta "find ur own truth" and she wants him to read tea leafs, which is fortine telling and occylt

he looks at it in a cup and ez "you" which she thinks means "i gotta find my own kid"

she and some droogs go to the pipe the uglydolls get pooped outta and its like goig back in the womb like unbirth

da hole ihigh on a cliff and they throw the 1 eyed cat tup and crawl up its rubber tail to get to da pipe but none of em wanna go on except main chick

red cat sez the insides of her dreams can be hollow and she run up da pipe and when told there's no bi world she sez they can find it and guilts em into coming o se's not alone

this is like going to the firmament from the flat earth to the heavens

they get to a white void with slides and land in macaroni things and kinda blank dolls lie unborn souls like in The Blue Bird

at this roman like gate is the institute of perfection saying quality control is u and we get a song as kids play with toys on a video

tgey go in and the blank anre made into models but the ugly dolls freak out the canner and themodel dolls find the ugly dolls gross

is this lie metropolis wuith te humans on top and lesser below?

some bimbos talk about lou and when 1 guy born yesterday sez who's lou, we get a rock show/cult thing of this blonde guy like Ryo Asuka doing a show singing of perfection and how some are too ugly so only the pretty get in

also i wonder of LOU's last name is CYPHER?!

1 thing is "if ur too ugly u go in the recycling bin" like how THEY do to handipapped and etnic and female Unborn

then he sees main chick and her droogs an sez they're too ugly and kids dn't want em

spoiler; kids liked Skeleton Warriors and Ninja Turtles, who were pretty devolved

with the bimbos 1 is not 100% with em but hides it and yes, she's africabized, as you gotta show oppression

main chick is gonna go but seez a video of a girl hugging a doll and sez "we're not leaving" and reveals theres a town of uggmoes

and the one eyed monster is amed ox like with paga go having a bull head and THEY offered their kids to it

Lou wants to give em a chancebut really he wants to ruin em and their uglyville and in private sings to himself of it

holy cr=p we're 1/3rd in that didn't feel like much

the uggmoes get a shed to stay in like gaiinand baafricaizedsends some time with em and hears they wanna train to be in the big world andshe sez Lou wll make it hard

she drops her glasses showing shes got fd eyes and hides it, howing she actually dont belong and when she brings the kingdom down, its cuz the lowers were allowed in

the uggmos slike her glasses as they gotta accet deformity or like handicaps like people with a cripple fetish

3 of the imbues go to uglyville like ninja and sneak around and is this like nightmare before xmas with Halloween town?

the catch one eye monster ox and then its day and lou is teacing em in a clasclaiming he likes em and the "u s-c" song  was outta love

he teaches em ow to avoid messes and is this lie toy story with livig items?

te uggmoes smear white cr-p on em and ar told they passed but he runs em in the washing machine and sez if they get too dirty the washer wont save em and the kids rents will throw em out like my mom and my Beast Wars/Beyblades

then a montage tothen getting messy in tests and washed over and over

Lou sez he' impressed but aks if she thinks he's good enuff and pretty makes perfect so she wants to do pretty

ses gonna get a make over and go full bimbo with k cups ad a minro skirt and aids from too much b0ning

lou meets captured ox and they know each other

the uggmoes get new outfits to sell more toys but Africanized one does a songof getting e "all dolled up" and gives em a make over

man this song goes on for a while

so they cosplay a the school uniform plaid skirt and sweater but are still devolved like putting an ape in a suit or a man in a dress

thenafricanized one sadly sings about how she regtets havibg to do this

they come inand eveyones horrified kinda but some like it and identify as prett dolls

Lou sez dee down they are ugly and nevr fitting in

then they bring on one eyed monster ox wo sez the big world is real but they cant get in

long ago he was in the intituite but was devolved and lou sent him to ugly land as no one liked him

he blocked the way to recycling and let them live in uglyland and ave them fake hope

main chick is f'd by it and lou sez to ox never come back or its recycling

they return to their dr seuss ugly land everything gray and dead and all abandoned hope like Dante's inferno or the soviet union

main chick rips up her drawing and wakes up dead inside

she gets a purple gun and puts it in her mouth and saus "one way out" then blows her head apart in a spray of white fluff

jk really Africanized one comes over and gives hope with a song saying there'res always gonna be someone trying yo f u but show em ur strong

we're 2/3rds in, not bad so far

then the bimbos come in and bringem in but meet lou on the way and rdveals he let her stay to look good but he wont let em ruin his leadership he word hard to get

he stopms Africanized glasses, calls em both ugly and sends em to reccling

in ugmovilly they have tough times smehow even though only their attitides changesd and eat cr-p as her friends talk about wheres main chick

one eyed monster ox finds main chick is gone and a mavhine thats maybe alive barfs out illustrationsof her being kidnaped

in the recucling this demon face thing on a conveyorbelt is gonna chew up main chic and Africanized but her friends show up  and save em

they realize they aint safe as lou is gonna ecycle em and they see their flaws make em wo they are and its woth fighting for

even if you have a poop fetish?

in perfect ville lou is risuing a big a55 house but the arcanized and uggmoes come in thinking they can try to pass

Africanized sez she thought lou was perfect but sees better now

lou sez he'd run the gaulntlet  but dn't need to wi9n, only them to lose(then why run?! Why challenge?! You already have it!!

they go on a tst thing to simulate eal life things and a robt dog eats 1 of em as the uggmoes save him with one eyed cat ancing to hold off da dog

lou throws 1 bimbo to a vacuum  and main chick/ox get on a bulldozer toy but a robo baby like in zombie ate my neighbors catches lou and kicks over the bullzoer

lo kicks the robobaby and is throw in the toy chest that closes but a main chick is running to the door, the baby cries and she goes back to comfort it and it hugs her

lou gets out the door 1st andthe ugmoesstat with the baby so they pass as love is the real reason for dolls

lou failed as he is actually a prototype and not finished but is not meant for the public and is jealous of them leaving

he ues a remote to try to trap em and reveals in a fight with ox that he mae the others hate him outta far hed be let alone and tricked evetyone

red cat beats lou andthe robt dog grabs him but he begs fir a 2nd chance and sez hes not perfect

the potal was broken in the figh and we get the sad moment where it looks like everuthing fd cuz we gott make people feel sad in a musical

they sing a bummer song then start iecing together the broken glass, cuz kids characters playing with briken glass is right

the portal opened and ox leads em and they meg ugleyland and perfection and everyones happy and they can return to theland when the kis asleep

also wast the lou revenge cuz he cant have it fromthe boss baby?

and the dinensions merging n fee travel was in yugioh arc v

main chick sez bye to her droogs ti be a kids dollbut can return anytime so is not a big deal

shes put in a bedroom an a little girl wakes up and seez her as she fakes not being sentient

the girl has autism and starts eating the doll while laughing

k really she higs it and smiles with good music

its kinda heart warming

the creits with the dolls and thir fitures wuth kids and the names of the actreses by en

pitbull was an eectutiv proicer?! why call urself after an awful creature?

What next? tape worm?

well theres the x man Leach

some names wang mao. wang tong, wang long

so many wangs! it like a p0rn0! or the D Thread on 4chan!

The end

Rhat was not so bad

A few good mements of heart

tries to make uggmoes feel good about their devolution

i miss how sows and movies had babes in the 90s and now it usually ugly mother f ers on tv now

the animation is simle but holds up as its going for a cartoony style

the acting is good and the songs, hile a bit long, are not bad

some bible refs like lou being perfect but jealous of others so he tries to destroy en

1 video i saw said its gnostic with the whole, forbidden knowledge and the ruler is oppressing us til a woman shows the truth

but it seems to have a mix of both

its entertaining and i knew nothing of it ther than they deuglyed some of the character designs  to appeal to people

once my blue pilled knows nothing of what i like got my and my bros uglydolls sticker or ms or w/e

glad i saw it, its nt so bad

For UglyDolls 2 I want the effective dolls to start coming apart from being defective and sme kids get f'd by em, so thee's a mass recall and recycling of em to protectthe kids from em, but1 human finds out about the doll realm and goes in it after his kid sister got wounded y a defective doll, and starts torching it. But the dolls devolve to their demon forms and he escapes and returns wth power armor and flame throwers. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the guy and his now cyborg sister who take on those gremlins and wipes out their uglyville. Then they merge together into a huge yoai and they end it. Lie Alien Storm.

Lions For Lambs Review

Note: I spe;ll lie a thunder cat

Lions For Lambs

This is my review on Lions For Lambs from the distant future yrar to the itanial n stallion Christopher columbis onf 2007(The year of Tramsformers seaon 4)

Its directal by Robert Redford who did nothing i saw

i stars Robert Redford from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here/Jeremiah Johnson/1974 The Great Gatsby/2006 Charlotte's Web/A Walk in the Woods/1963 The Twilight Zone, openly evil Meryl Streep from The Deer Hunter/Kramer vs. Kramer/Death Becomes Her/A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Stuck on You/2004 The Manchurian Candidate/Mamma Mia!/Julie & Julia/The Iron Lady/The Earth Day Special/The Simpsons/King of the Hill/The Roosevelts. daemon worshiping Tom Cruise from The Outsiders/Risky Business/Top Gun/Cocktail/Rain Man/A Few Good Men/Interview with the Vampire/Mission: Impossible/Minority Report/Austin Powers in Goldmember/The Last Samurai/Collateral/2005 War of the Worlds/Oblivion, mexidemin worshipper Michael Pena from The Lincoln Lawyer/Turbo/The Martian/A Working Man/Touched by an Angel/2003 The Twilight Zone/The Shield/American Dad!, britpmo Andrew Garfield frm The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus/The Amazing Spider-Man/The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Derek Luke from Antwone Fisher/Captain America: The First Avenger, ccritic of back door bruce Peter Berg from Going Overboard/Corky Romano/Hancock/Collateral/Battleship/Chicago Hope and Kevin Dunn from Mississippi Burning/Ghostbusters II/Marked for Death/Hot Shots!/1492: Conquest of Paradise/1998 Godzilla/Small Soldiers/Stir of Echoes/Family Ties/Seinfeld/JAG/Godzilla on Fox Kids/Batman Beyond/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Boston Legal/American Dad!/Law & Order.

i never saw this but people say it s-ced, but rotton tomatoes is full of IT

after united artists logo and a news voice saying war death in the 00s we get credits  and title

tom cruise meets merryl streep to look into the 0s war America did after THEY did the new York thing and how their current acts are going

then we see army guys saying the nemy is on the ropes but they need to finish em off and if they fight the same guy too long it adapts to em

the enemy is taking guys from fams to fight for em and if they decline, they execute em there, like the draft

then in soviet California redford meets some wiener teen whos in his class whoaced his classes with only showing up to 8 of em

redford offers him a solid B to not come to his classes or if he comes to his classes he'd tell him of the lat 2 ids who gave him hope

then its the sand world like dune and the Americans are dropped from a plane

tom sez his troops will wipe out the enemy before winter and rebuild with democracy

merryl sez in 03 was aid to have its back broke and almost beat but they got better and learned from em fighting on 2 front

so now they attack to get the high ground and wanna have a presence ther lie romans

also off the record they wanna go after E Ron for helping the enemy and have nucular powers the gov has to stop

it started 10 mins ago like in Watchmen

in sand world at nightthe army guys are fired on and 1 guy falls out the choppee and another umps after em in the snow top hills

redford tells wiener ki aout 2 guys 1 named arian who wiener thinks is africanized

they talk on what made him stop caring and he used to be big on his classes

teen whines about the Greeks and how they couldn't fix things and today politics are devolved and hypocritical and he's disillusioned and disenfranchised

in the snow hills of sand land the blac guy is by the fallen and the army guys at base say mitch an ridriguez fell

non black is f'd and bloodedand sez the africabized guys an idiot for umping after him

africabized is stuck in the snow and tom uses his logic of "we gotta attack" and "we were attacked" and talks of the French or w/e aiding Saddam but streep sezthey aide him in the 80s

spoiler; THEY went after him around when the tomb of Gilgamesh was found there and THEY waned its secrets of his fallen angel dna

Then tom goes on saying if we don't beat em now, they'll take over and we'd have to do it harder later

alo he sez they too E Rock which was and always is a slum rom b4 Alexander was The Great

Spoiler he was decsened from fallen angels and his ody being found is why THEY attaked another plce

when questione of his actions, tom devoves to whineing of 2001 when THEY did new York and how "we can't have it happen agai9n"

so the 2 soldier are see to b alive i thin by satellite photo and they fire on something that might be wind

teen hears ernest an arian volunteered and thinks they like adrenaline

redfor goes on about a clinic giving free needle for junkies to leave around after doing drugs and being b0ned for money to do drugs

the university guys said its a good idea but teen in class said its stoopid to waste money on junkies lie a drunk driver lane

teen didn't drea the assignment ut was the center of attention like the bleach song the queen of the scene

tom goes on with soviet meryl abot nam and sending troops in and he has to do the 1st step and cant let the enemy exist

in snow sand hillsnow Africanized needs a torniquet and afrcanized digs his leg out

when asked what went wrong he sez bad intel and when asked if he bled if a fight he sez he does intel

he sez she won't give the real story and will dump on America and they go where the wind blows

he goes for a phone call and streep called Roth looks at photos of tom and 00s political guys

then theres a thing of the 2 guys i think arien and the other who are maybe the same guys on the snow hill giving a presentation

redford sez how he anted to change the world with his cr=p 30 years ago ad how the 2 guys were hard workers but teen is gifted

they wrre from a slum with homies capping each other and metal detectors and cops with mace in the school but when redford was in nam most wo went 1st were the ones society dont care for and he trie to keep e outta the service as after nam he got his head busted protesting

the 2 say how they gotta do stuff about how but most youth don't now jack sh-t and sh-t while j=rkin off like Yukihige in Enpi Chan

they are said to only talk but reveal they were ordred to report for the atmy as they enlisted

they have dinner with redford and wanna do something to stand up and speak out to mae a difference like the w day or unicef smurfs scams but think they can do cr-l after coming back and getting collee paid for

merryl sez she  wored for a news thing that was bought by a corporation that only care of profit and ratings, like ac nbc, cbc, and cnn

now he wants to help him and asks if he's sure but tom sez thry need a win and gets a call

we see the 2 on the snow firng on the enemy ho trying to outlast the troops ammo like PP in Pokémon

tom sez this emotional attept to say he hopes their livesaent for nothing and sanaps back to his usual

meryl goes in a carand checks her notes and the area by the 2 on the snow hill zone is blasted by an air raid

redford sez the 2 got B's and he don't recall the A's and said they had potential like Pan in GT being more than Gohan whos more than Goku who's more than Bardok

teen don't care about the lum poors and how redford sounds like his ents whining of giving em a better lfe but also when he enoys it

reford b--ches out abut peple doing nothing as others fight  but teen candya55edly said 'it better to try and fail tha fail to tr? but both end the same"

I play Yugioh and even when I got no chance IU still fight on, That is Ore Samma No Kattobingu Nindo

meryl at work b--ches like a b-ch about tom giving propaganda a her bos sez its news and theu report whats happening

she sez its all fae and to distract us from REAL issues(Like the Unborn?) and whines that its only toms word to get to be prez and has no afer plan for after th attack

she b--ches of the heat nd sez he wa different b4 but he sez she has no evidence and she b--ches of sending lies da gov wants

 he sez no one ele will hire her and he sez she cant print toms story

on snow sand hill top zoneafricanized escapes the snow trapan the army guys sen the plane to blow em again

redford sez his choices take yeers to redo and it makes you different but he' an adult and makes his own moves

an africabized womansez times up a redford sez he'd get his choice in class later an the africabized woman ats to talk about her grad

On Snow Hill Tp Sand Zone non africabized sez for africaized soldier to get outbut he wont leae him

they tand up and get gnned dow and the plane goes by again

merryl drives by the grave yand an teen watches tvan the news about a rapper an reads the bottom thing saying trops are on a mission and his homi aks if he knew what hsi grade is, thning redford failed him

bfefor he ansowers we gets creti with mike jacoson and doug formd and peddggy names and I think Jack England

the end

That was pretty good

nice message of not trusting the gov

good way of showing politicians as they are

good acting by inda bad people

the srious theme worked

the credits had a disillusioned view and symbols

it got bad reviews but so did Shining Soul II and that was good

i liked it and its kinda Robotech with politics and lies an propaganda

glad I saw it

For Lions For Lambs 2 I want the teen to have grown up to be a politician and having seen his past views as bad, have embrased history and is tabling a bill to bring back slave owners rights. But the corporations are lobbying against him as they'd have to pay for food and clothes and medical care and homes if they owned em. Also THEY send hitmen after hi and he has to evade em.  Its also a 64 bit game on DS and PSP where you lay as the teen and gotta time rhythem button presses to evade the sniper sorta like DDR.

The Devil's Brigade Review

Note: I spell Go Nagai

The Devil's Brigade

This is my review on The Devil's Brigade from the distant future year to The Italian Stallion Benito Mussolini of 1968(30 years before the Global civil war in Robotech)

Its diretal by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!/The Rare Breed/The Ballad of Josie/Chisum/The Wild Geese/The Shadow Riders, which were good

It stars William Holden fronm Our Town/Sunset Boulevard/The Moon Is Blue/The Bridge on the River Kwai/The Towering Inferno/Damien - Omen IIring Me the Head of Charlie Brown, Cliff Robertson from 60s The Twilight Zone/60s Batman/Brainstorm/the 90s The Outer Limits/Spider-Man/Spider-Man 2/Spider-Man 3, Vince Edwards from nothing i saw, Andrew Prine from The Miracle Worker/Chisum/Rooster Cogburn/Amityville II: The Possession/The Littlest Hobo/Murder, She Wrote/Matlock/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/Star Trek: The Next Generation/Walker, Texas Ranger/JAG/Boston Legal, Jeremy Slate from True Grit, Clay Aiken I mean Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/nherit the Wind/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/I Love Lucy/The Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Rawhide/Matlock/Eerie, Indiana, Jack Watson from Captain Horatio Hornblower/The Wild Geese, Richard Jaeckel from The Violent Men/

Cowboy/The Dirty Dozen/The Green Slime/Chisum/Airplane II: The Sequel, Richard Dawson from 80s The Running Man/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1964 The Outer Limits/Mama's Family/Family Feud, Tom Troupe from 60s Star Trek. Luke Askew from Cool Hand Luke/The Green Berets/Easy Rider/70s Posse, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Blood on the Moon/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers//The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Shadow Riders/Gremlins/Mask/The Whales of August/Back to the Future, Part III/The Exorcist III/The Rifleman/Two Rode Together, Michael Rennie frpm The Day the Earth Stood Still GOOD version/Titanic 1953/The Robe/King of the Khyber Rifles/emetrius and the Gladiators/60s Batman, Carroll O'Connor from The Defiant Ones/1963 Cleopatra/1964 The Outer Limits/All in the Family/The GLO Friends Save Christmas/Party of Five/mad about you, Dana Andrews from The Ox-Bow Incident /The North Star/Three Hours To Kill/The Twilight Zone/Kit Carson/The Westerner, animal supremacist Gretchen Wyler from Charlie's Angels/Who's the Boss/Designing Women/Friends/Judging Amy, Patric Knowles from 30s The Adventures of Robin Hood/The Wolf Man/Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man/From the Earth to the Moon/Chisum, Wilhelm von Homburg from Die Hard 01/Ghostbusters II, Maggie Thrett from Star Trek: The Original Series/I Dream of Jeannie, James Craig from nothin i saw, Richard Simmons(not THAT one) from nothing I saw, Norman Alden from The Sword in the Stone/Ben/Planet Of The Apes the series/Victor/Victoria/Back to the Future/The Transformers: The Movie/Patch Adams/K-PAX, and a few not on ack oo, aids bag, gender offender, beta male, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its ear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who thinks men and women are not the only things for people.

i never saw this but did watch w5 do a piece on it and talked with suvivors who were glad all the stuff they did and said the films inaccurate but entertaining.

after title and credits we get a thing saying it deticated to the group known to their enemies as thw devils brigade

so they're the bad guys right? unless its like maoh dante wih the evils as the good guys.

a guy was sent to talk to a brittish lord who's probably in a demon group who he told the plan of making a unit to send in and theres no way to get em out

army main guy dont like it  but the dark lord brittish wants him to lead it

main guy goes to see the trops and 1 guy shoots a snake and 1 guy keeps snaes cu he fears em like he oined the jumpers as he hae heights and toughs out his fears

1 guy was in 9 camps for being the biggest hustler and they need him to get supplies

the men arrive on a train lie it said the axis used to move their alleged victims too but these are the good guys cuz they won

main guy sez the men were treated like cr-p and its sed men evolved from lower animals but they think its the reverse

1 guy was accuse of b0ning a woman w o c with out consent and 1 guy was un the circus which those have occult origins

eventually a fight breaks out and aiken beats guys otlie aa boss in a sega game

then these bagpipers come over and the fight stops for no reason, but it started for no reason so it fits

main guy sez this special forces group is the easiest to get oput of as thry f up and get end back to their squad

the Canadians who came are the best of soviet Canada and he knws f the issues of the American guys

1 guy is awol and esaped da stockaid and walked her cuz he wants in

the Americans poke fun at the canaians and 1 is a Frenchie which mean it don't got a soul

1 guy sez he did clean up in day and piano by night like Sailor Moon but really Bowie in Robotech

he was b0ning captain quills woman and was accused of slugging him out

so now  hes on the run and if he goes bac its prison so mai guy lets him in his group

at dinner a snake guy accuses the Canadians of stealing his rattlesnake and not his weener but the canaian guy is very mild and soft and limp

i now Canadians are polite but this guys lie a bland mr rogers

Frenchie has a letter frm its woman but the guys joke of it and read it

1 guy sez they could kick Canadas candy a55, which is canon

i guy coms in and sez "listen u b-ggers! no moe filthy talk or tricks"

But b-ggers in brittish is sodomites

then theres a snake in a mans bed and not boot or a55

then its day and they got a 30 mile hike in 5 lb rock sacks

what is this? DBZ?

but thy walk normal as my da points out and i suggest its in metric pounds

so the soviet Canadians and holding their own and not only their d0ngz

in the end 1 canadian and 1 human run and the human wuins

then its night and 1 guy wants to get out 

the head canaian is nice to ameucan for being nice to him

then its day and thers an obstacle course

claude aiken sends a Canadian into the mud and mocks him

at lunch this canadian hassles claude aiken and fights him where he beats him with kung fu

hs o'neil the hand to hand combat instructure and isprobably related to April o'neil n ninja turtles

in day a guy trains em in collarbone attacks and then they go skiing with Canadians bing good at it from living i the frozen tundra

wheres all the sasquatch sldiers? i tought they were Canadian

was it segregated by species?

in a barclaude eikenhits on a girl but a Canadian gets her and he drinks and wants to beat up Canadians

thers a semi curvy blonde dancing and singing possibly drunk and makes out ith a man

claud eiken club is gonna bust the Canadian with a bottle but bi tough guys come in and 1 hassls frenchie

they are locals who dont like candians seducing their women

1 guy sez the Canadians are on orders not to fight so the localswail on em then eikenfights em and it devolves into a John Waye movie

in 1 scenev was a painting of a woman with her t-ts either in big black paties or having bug black nips i mean big blac nips

they get back and get docked 1 dollar a month andhave barracks restrictions for it

now eiken and the brit or Canadian or w/e getta long

so they get better but hear the proect was cancelle and get bummed and not with b-ggery

the main army guy goes to the higher ups but hears theres nthing ti be done

but they get a thing and g to Italy for some reason

they gotta get prisonrs for some reason and go through the water in broad day light and ice enemy guys ninja skyle

they stop by a bridge as a mail man pees in the river and goes on

They take out more Germans depute this being Italy and capture some Germans

even catching em in the shower

the germans catch eiken and start b0ning him all ver

jk really they interrgate him and he gets away and is saved and an ally gets in a monkey knife fight with a German and wastes him

they get in tanks and drives off to the head Germans mansion and catch him

so they caught 200 germans and get told off for going against orders

then they have a b day thing surprize for the leader i think main guy

they go over the german things and ind they were called the devils brigade, so they have a drink to the devil as many are probably in occult groups that worship him

good to know the demon worshippers were the good guys

so they gotta take out these guys on a place the best way is seen as imposible as they gotta go up a cliff carrying cr-p

but cuz its unexpected the enemy won't see it coming.

so they climb and the other side is attacked by artillery

after much climbing they get to the top and the germans wonder why they shell but not attack

then the devils attack like wedding peach which is popular in GErmany and they slaughter the Germans

then 1 of the devils gets shot and we have a sad moment for him and not the countless Germans slaughtered

clay Aikens friend/rival gets capped and clay tries to help him

they have no dr and need to get a bullet out and slay eiken steals a german whos big and manly to foce him to hel an enemy to bring his rival/friend down the hill

they put rival don wanting water but hes got a gut wound

the manly german atacs the guy who killed his friends but slay eiken kills him and crys for his rival who went to h-ll

so the surviving Grmans surrender to the devils 

commander sez w'd surrended unde he conditons, but is tol stfu we say the conditions

having enought of this demon, the german sends him to h-ll with a few shots and gets capped

after the battle they say they lost more men than planned and in the real version it was at night and in the rain according to w5 on soviet Canada

they get an award and praise for slaughtering all those germans defendin their land

main guy sez u know what something woth  when you pay for it and is mountain was cost so much

they went on and attacked more italnianso and nevr retrated or surrendered and put fear into the enemy as the devils brigade

then credits with images from the film lie Spaceballs

the end

thatwas well made

kinda like starshup troopers with the bad guys as the heroes

good acting and musi and filming

good advancement of this rag tag band rowing together

most is them training and the last thing is a massacre

they change things for the movie but it mae it easier to do

its well made and has good action

glad i saw it

the film did well and it a lot like the dirty dozen(Not the xxx p0rn0) but its an entertaining watch

For The Devil's Brigade 2 I want then to b on the last part of Italy, a church area, and the people are holding out, but when the Holy Picture is damaged, the Italianoes are given Divine boosts and fight the devils back. So they see they can't win on their own and ritual sacrifice the Frenchie as he's the closest to a woman, and soummon a demon to fight for em. Then the Italianoe summon an Angel and its an epic battle where theAngel slays the denmon, it burns a hole back to the hollow earth it came from and drags the bigaide with em, and the Italianoes start a counter to free Europe from the devil masters. Also its a 16 bit srpg like Shining Fore on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari Jaguar nd GBA where you play as the Ialianors and move around a grid and battle the devl warriors and some are minor deons summoned to fight with en, but the Angels gave em holy weapons that can take on em.