The Glo Friends Save Christmas Review

 Note: I spell wormeriffic 

The Glo Friends Save Christmas

This is my review on The Glo Friends Save Christmas from the distant future year of 1985 (the year after tat George orwell book and wonder woman movie)

Its directed by Terry Lennon, hopefully not connected to john or vlad, who did eps of the 80s my little pony, transformers, bigfoot and the muscle macgines, g i joe, andmuppe babies

It stars Carroll O'Connor from The Defiant Ones/60s Cleopatra/The Outer Limits/All in the Family/Party of Five/Mad About You, Sally Struthers who got thicc from All in the Family/TaleSpin/Dinosaurs/Tom & Jerry Kids/Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa/Tiny Toon Adventures/Droopy, Master Detective/Duckman/Cow and Chicken/The Wild Thornberrys(ew)/As Told by Ginger(ew)/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Odd Job Jack/American Dad!/Celebrity Ghost Stories, openly commie Charlie Adler from Trandssformers/G.I. Joe/The Little Mermaid/DuckTales the Movie: Treasure of the Lost Lamp/The Rescuers Down Under/The Prince and the Pauper/Aladdin\Rugrats/Stuart Little 3: Call of the Wild/The Smurfs\The Glo Friends\The Flintstone Kids\The Real Ghostbusters\DuckTales\/Paddington Bear/Tiny Toon Adventures\TaleSpin/Tom & Jerry Kids/Bobby's World/Darkwing Duck/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Goof Troop/Super Dave: Daredevil for Hire/Eek! The Cat/Biker Mice from Mars/Mighty Max/the cartoon Problem Child/Bonkers/Sonic the Hedgehog sat am/Rocko's Modern Life/the carytoon Aladdin show/Duckman//Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/What-a-Mess/Santo Bugito/Earthwom Jim/The Mask: Animated Series/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/Timon & Pumbaa/The Spooktacular New Adventures of Casper/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series/Quack Pack/The Tick\Freakazoid\Bruno the Kid/Extreme Ghostbusters/Men in B|ack: The Series/Cow and Chicken/Space Goofs/Mad Jack the Pirate/Toonsylvania\Hey Arnold!/Johnny Bravo/Rugrats\The Wild Thornberrys\As Told by Ginger (ew!)/The New Woody Woodpecker Show/Rocket Power/All Grown Up/Rocket Powwer/ dave the slave i mean dAve The Bsarbarian/The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius (i didnt care for it)/Loonatics Unleashed/El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera/Wolverine and the X-Men/The Super Hero Squad Show/Word Girl\Ultimate Spider-Man/Harley Quinn/Baldur's Gate II/Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer, el deviento Susan Blu from The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo/Aaahh!!! 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Joe: A Real American Hero/Garfield and Friends/Gargoyles/Goof Troop/King of the Hill/Men ln Biack: The Animated Series/Muppet Babies/My Life as a Teenage Robot/My Little Pony and Friends/Ozzy & Drix/Pound Puppies/Problem Child/Quack Pack(ducktales gt)/Sonic the Hedgehog (SatAM)/Super Friends/TaleSpin/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles(80s and 10s )/90a The Addams Family/The Angry Beavers/The Fairly OddParents/The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy/The Jetsons/The Little Mermaid show/The Secret Files of the Spy Dogs/The Smurfs/The Super Hero Squad Show/The Mask: The Animated Series/The Tick/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/The Tom and Jerry Kids Show/The Woody Woodpecker Show/Timon and Pumbaa/Tiny Toon Adventures/What-a-Mess/Wild West C.O.W.-Boys of Moo Mesa/X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men/Bubsy games and pilot, Ellen Gerstell from Tonic Trouble/ Captain Simian And The Sopace Monkeys/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters/Mighty Max/Darkwing Duck/Back To The Future Cartoon/Bobby's World/Talespin/Lrrle Nemo Adventures In Slumberland/My Little Pony/CBS Storybreak, Renae Jacobs from My Little Pony/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (80s and 00s show)/Bride of Chucky, Katie Leigh from Aladdin the series/All—New Dennis the Menace/As Told By Ginger(get this abomination out of my realm)/B—Daman CrossFire/Blue Dragon/Bonkers/Darkwing Duck/Dungeons & Dragons the 80s cartoon/Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi/Jim Henson's Muppet Babies/My Little Pony/The Real Ghostbusters/90s Richie Rich/Rugrats/Sailor Moon Sailor Stars/Slimer! And the Real Ghostbusters/The Smurfs/Totally Spies!/Yo—kai Watch/Zatch Bell!, Mona Marshall who was Devilman (Live Action Film)/Hokuto No Ken/Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer/Who's the Boss/G I Joe/Transformers/Rambo the kids show/The Smurfs/Iron Monkey/Apocalypse Zero/Jungle De Ikou/Rave Master/Jackie Chan Adventures/Daigunder/Rocket Power (Ewwwwwwwww!!)/Mahoromantic/Rugrats/Eiken/ .//Hack Sign/Battle B-Da Man/Blue Dragon/Idaten Jump/Naruto/Diggimnon/B Daman Crosssfire/Tranzor Z/South Park. Mihael Mish from Ducktails, Lorenzo Music from Garfield/The Incredible Crash Test Dummies/The Real Ghostbusters/The Jetsons, Laurie O'Brien from Harry and the Hendersons/Dungeons & Dragons the 80s caryoon/Muppet Babies/The Transformers/The Real Ghostbusters/Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue/Chicago Hope/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction/The Zeta Project, Patricia Parris from Mickey's Christmas Carol/Rover Dangerfield/The Smurfs/DuckTales/The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Back to the Future the cartoon/Winnie the Pooh and Christmas Too/Tom & Jerry Kids Show/Droopy, Master Detective, Susan Silo from The Jack Benny Program/60s Batman/Highway to Heaven/X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men/Attack of the Killer Tomatoes cartoon/Darkwing Duck/The Addams Family 90s caetoon/Biker Mice from Mars/The Tick/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/Richie Rich te 90s cartoon/The Mask: Animated Series/Zatch Bell!/Xiaolin Showdown/Ozzy & Drix/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Robot Chicken/El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera/Digimon Data Squad/Jetsons: The Movie/Beauty and the Beast 90s movie/Bebe's Kids/The Little Mermaid 90s movie, and Frank Welker from pretty much everything.

I'm not sure I saw this but vageuley recalla clip of the glo friends with them walking in the woods at night and the moligans walking with em in a line like an ending or w/e and the moligans look like alf.

i actually had a glo worm as a kid but took out the glow pack and later lost both it and the worm, but it was innocent and cute and pure

And I'm not sure its connected to Kiss Saves Santa

after title we gets happy colorful bright bugs ad things on light blue snow on Xmas eve andits proper fullscreen and colorful

they thro snowballs and have fun and cartoon tuff wth the worms on a single skate on their body

they sing of being glo friends and having xmas and i think eat roaste nuts

granny tells the baby Santa is real and will come and then we see Santa getting eady with his elf property getting his sleigh filled and Santa being postve

the elves want him to furry and this old lady wants to ruin santa and has a moosethat tals that was tred dow fot beng clumsy  that she turns against Sant  with it

shes a witch of the north pole who wants fame like santa and moose sez w/o Santa there wouldn't be Xmas (What about The Bible?? or the solstice?)

this ges the wtch with the long nose and chin an dea and wamts to be the wtch tha stopped chrstas which the moose dont want

she sings about getting rid of mas like a rogressive as the pagans and demo worshippers don celebrate it

somehow she thinks ruining chrsitman wull make people like her like the progressives and has an ice wand that casts magic like naga from slayers bt evil

Santa goes off and the witch named blanche like blanche sweet from the 1910s rides on the moose and casts a spell that makes the trees come aloive(they were dead?) and grab Santa nd throw him in the river

witch uses an ice spell to freeze Santa and his raindeel in an ice cage and I guess Santa dont go magic or w/e and cant cast fire arrow and this glo dragonfly goes off to get hlp

moose dont lik her ruining mas and she easily dodges his charge with a trip like ultra instinct and she aps him to the nowhere zone

the glo friends go up to save Santa including a turtle who is probably cold blooded and walking in now, but maybe the light makes heat, and they run into blanche who tells em to go home and they dont obey her like Americans in 1776 or the confederates in 1861

she summons a storm monster that eats em and is a living cloud and sends em off like the evil dragons in dbgt and they regather and go onward but ot like that queer Disney movie

santa cant get out the bars with his beer belly andneither can the deer but it looks like they could and Santa sings of having the Blues and not the Mega Man guy and how he wanted to help the kids giving them cool toys like transformers and g i hoe and robotech nd he man and other things REagan made happen

the Glo Friends go on and an owl comes by and i realized the dragonfly glo friend is like the yard long ones from the past in like before noahs flood

they get scared and sing about being brave and its cheerful and upbeat and happy

then they hear screams for help and think its a ghost or moose and glo worm sends a squad to ceck it out and another squar he takes to find Santa

The dragonflyz flight is might crw finds da moose called moose like in franklin with bear and snail andhelp him

witch plays a trap of summoning ice flowers thar eat the glo friends and they get captured in a cryo prison like demolition man

the moose and rescue squad comes back and the glo spiderpull open a floqer and the other glo friends fee em

moose knows where santa is and carrys em on his back and moose can get huge, its like a horse and a sasquatch fused

the ater rages like a progressive seeing a White guy being manly and moose jumps on the ice thing but falls in and 1 glo friend is swept away but dragonfly saves him

moose is overwhelmed by the water and overpowers the current by being told to swim(he wasn't swimmibg b4!?) and goes back to shore after dropping off the glo friends

they cant braeak the ice so they hld hands and sing and power up and is this where Sailor Moon gt te Sailor Planet Attack??

the glo worm cant reach thehand of the other next to him anddont think to take a step closer!! come on! does it have to be a perfect curcle?! does it need to be that size?!

so witch comes in and starts casting a spell saying the Easter Bunny is next ad her living scarf thats a cartoon fox like something outta the smurfs or maybe a 90s game like aer the acro bat or radical rex, sez nothers day after that, which i guess means he'd kidnap all the mothers, which would take a long time

glo worm wants to talk but she dont an casts a spell but her heat melts the spell and ait it was the turtle glo heat and she falls in the artc water and is swept away like Voltron with lothor falling off the cliff

the turtle completes the glo circle and care bears, stare! moon healing activation! we need hunderzord power! lets samuraize guys!

they melt the ice cage and witch gets out of te waer and walks off to die of frost bite and hypothermia, unless shes some kinda ice yokai like a Yuki Onna, and goes to do another plan for the next episode lie Megatron or Skeletor

Santa thanks em and they say they almost lost xmas but Santa sez if the spirt of xmas is in their heart  it wont go

he has moose lead them out and he can flyand the glo friends light the way

then credits to a happy song like a better version of the snmurfs thing and ends with we'll see you all next year

the end

that was fu and positive

a nice little Christmas Special for a half hour toy add

its innocent, positive and takes you back to a time wen things were clean and wholesome

the musuc and animatuon are classic and it has good production values

i liked it and its well voiced and tells a simple rescue mission with  nice music and songs

its only like 25 mins and is a nice special and makes me wanna be a better guy

glad i saw it

Good stuff by Hasbro when they were good.

For The Glo Friends Save Christmas 2 I want the witch to come after Halloween and tries to change it so the sun stops moving on October 30 and the glo friends gotta gotta find the sun stoppers which are magic jewels in key points on the flat earth that use beams to hold the 30 mile diameter sun in place, they gotta avoid ice bugs and plants and traps and beat them with glow beams that melt em and after the magic jewels ae busted, have to face her and evade her ice beams and melt her key points til her body melts and shes an ice spirit that made a physical body of ice and controls it with blac magic. Also its a 8 bit platform game on Nes, GB, Master System, Game Gear, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lnx where you choose a Glo Friend and do different levels to bust the sun stones and fiht ice huards protecting the jewels.

Myra Breckinridge Review

 Note i spell better than a man in a dress

Myra Brecenruidge

This is Ore Samma No Review of Myra Breckinridge from the distant future year (to Bela Lugosi) of 1970 (50 years before Transformers Super Gd Master Force)

Its directed by David Giler who was a writer for aliens, alien III, 1st blood, Beverly hills cop 2, the man from uncle, and other things

Its writer by back door gore vidal and the book was attacking Gender

Back when I was a teen I had gender issues and got over em as my fam and loved ones cared for me enough to not go with my delusions, So seeing people promote it to kids in the 2020s was like an ex junkie seeing metyh sold to kids.

Raquel Welch from Legally Blonde/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/Hannie Caulder/One Million Years B.C., film critic/booty boy Rex Reed(like reed rchards, scott summers, peter parker, bruce banner, Minerva mink, maxi mounds, lexi luxxxe, Chelsea charms, pandore peaks, ect) from The Critic/superman 01/Inchon, the bada55 John Huston from 50s Moby Dick/The Bible: In the Beginning/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Wind and the Lion/Wise Blood, the lusty and child sacrificing Mae West from nothing I saw, the criminally overlooked Farrah Fawcett from Logan's Run/The Cannonball Run/The Partridge Family/Charlie's Angels/Johnny Bravo/South Park, Roger C. Carmel from The Patty Duke Show/Star Trek: The Original Series/the Batman/Star Trek: The Animated Series/The Transformers/the 80s The Berenstain Bears/DuckTales/The Transformers: The Movie, booty boy George Furth from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Blazing Saddles/Oh G=d!/The Cannonball Run/Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman/I Dream Of Jeannie/The Monkees, openly black Calvin Lockhart from 60s Cleopatra, Jim Backus from Deadline – U.S.A./It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Pete's Dragon/Mister Magoo/The Beverly Hillbillies/Gilligan's Island/I Dream of Jeannie, David Carradine from Kill Bill: Volume 1\Kill Bill: Volume 2\Kung Fu: The Legend Continues\Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman\Lizzie McGuire\Jackie Chan Adventures\King of the Hill\Danny Phantom, Jack Kelly fro0m The Violent Men\Forbidden Planet\60s Batman\The Incredible Hulk/Young Billy Young, Andy Devine from the 20s Noah's Ark\30s Romeo and Juliet\30s A Star Is Born\30s Stagecoach\The Red Badge of Courage\the 50s Around the World in 80 Days\The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World\The ballad of Josie\the 73 Robin Hood\60s The Twilight Zone\60s Batman, booty boy Grady Sutton from The Freshman/My Man Godfrey/50s A Star Is Born/White Christmas/Dirty Dingus Magee(the p0rn90?)/60s Dennis the Menace/60s Batman, commie Kathleen Freeman from The Seven Year Itch/The Blues Brothers 1/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/FernGully: The Last Rainforest 1/Hocus Pocus/Naked Gun 33+1⁄3: The Final Insult/disneys Hercules/Blues Brothers 2000/Richie Rich's Christmas Wish/Baby Geniuses(which was heartwarming)/Nutty Professor II: The Klumps/Joe Dirt 1/Shrek 1/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Facts of Life/The Hogan Family/DuckTales/Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/Doogie Howser, M.D./Party of Five/Married... with Children/The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest/Duckman/Cow and Chicken/Home Improvement/Rugrats/Detention(which was good)Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show/Batman Beyond(which was cool)As Told by Ginger(which s=cked), Buck Kartalian from Cool Hand Luke/60s Planet of the Apes/Conquest of the Planet of the Apes/The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s Get Smart/60s Batman/Friends, Monte Landis from Charade/60s Batman/The Monkees/Targets/Young Frankenstein/Pee-wee's Big Adventure/The Golden Girls, Toni Basil from Easy Rider and who song the song Mickey(hay micky, ur so fine), Tom Selleck from The Rockford Files/Magnum, P.I./Friends/Boston Legal/Blue Bloods/Myra Breckinridge/Coma/Quigley Down Under/The Shadow Riders/The Sacketts, Dan Hedaya from The Hunger/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/Commando/1991 The Addams Family/Benny & Joon/Maverick/The Usual Suspects/Clueless/Daylight/Marvin's Room/Alien: Resurrection/A Night at the Roxbury/The Hurricane/Shaft/Mulholland Drive/HiPs/Law & Order/Gotham/Blue Bloods, William Hopper from Stagecoach/Santa Fe Trail/The Maltese Falcon/Yankee Doodle Dandy/Rebel Without a Cause/The First Texan/The Bad Seed, and a number of dinks i never saw in snything or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, drooty booty, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hppie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, wikip4dia which denies truth and praised lies.

I never saw this but it got a lot of hate and back door gore disponwed it. critics said its "as funny as a child mo les tier" but not everyone gets woody allen

after logo we get a hand written note from Myron Breckenridge saying he ota act out hs fantasies nd this if rally widescreen and in 70s color

then we see a guy at a play or s dungeon or spa or movi thing and singing lite and cr-ppy

a dr comes in and sez if u cut it off it wont grow ba ck and i think its an operating room and he suggests circimsizing him but he dont care ad they talk of implants

the dr has a smoke in his mouth andtheres an audience and they applaude and we geta clip of Shirley temple singing a song about smiling and feet on the star walk of fame and the guy walking to see Raquel dancingin a dress to credits and showing undies in a twirl and a bra like top

then we see a nuke and clips of Raquel saying its myra Breckenridge and Myron died to make myra and myra is the fulfillment of his dreams

after clips of a classic babsemale game, Raquel sez the reason to come to holywood isto destroy the American Male and will go after a relative, like many feminists and boory boys wanna do

Raquel goes to this studio and meets a cowboy guy who asks if Raquel cantake it and gloria swanson was one of his students and lana turner

Raquel claims the name is myra and wife of his late nephew Myron andit shock him off his plastic horse with classic movie clips and claims Myron didn't leave a penny and claims the dead mom wanted Myron to have the property she had and wants Raquel  to have it

cowboy is uncle buck not like the john candy movie and buck dont wanna give it so Raquel wants to see lawyers bubuck offers to take Raquel in and claims he senses Breckenridge blood in Raquel who wants 1000$ a month that uncle buck wants to keep quiet

a frooty blackasaur comes in and is a student and buck has back issues and they cut to a 3s film of a chick german in military dress singing

then we see buck wating a chick in wait its Raquel  i think saying howamerican woman want men to b0ne em w/o consent and in 1935-1945 no unimportant films were mande in America and buck gets hard looking at Raquel 

sodomus blakasaur talks with a guy named irving and blackasuar says he ised to be jewish but had a transformation, wih i thnk is race transition surgery like beta males who wanna be Korean do

then a swarm of people watching a love scene being filmed and i think this is an academy that teches acting or w/e

irving asks blacakaur is hes a faeg and he dont know as i gues he isn't fully turned

buck gets a masaausge by a black possible woman and tells a recorder he should have thrown Raquel out on the a55 and masaguser smachks his a55

in an acting class this chick dont wanna be touched and teacher sez to touch and this is how Weinstein happened

we see a cowboy in a big white hat ride around a studio and this guy was in a fe wscenes b4 and Raquel  wants to brign back star quality with a close up on the mouth as Raquel talks of teaching posture class and talks of a guys big b0ner and having a bimbo gfs whos probably ret-reded

buck comes in wearing the white hat and i guess that was hm and he feels the shoulders of a blonde like biden on an 8 year old and Raquel sez the people were taught cr-p and buck sez the staff were commies and faegs but are pros

Raquel  leaves and buck complains of Raquel making the staff look bad and the stufends talsk of views on wanting to b0ne Raquel/finding Raquel weird

then at a talent agency mae west is ms van allen, which is a name if a guy i knew in grade school and hated, and is proof against the dangers of feminism

we get a clip of a 30s movie with a guy lik Skunk i Astro Boy saying he lets squealers have it in the belly, like Tommy Wiseau b0ning a belly button, and i think Tom Sellack is meeting mae and yah its him and his credit is a bed and he never saw a bed in an office b4

they egt close and we get clips of 30s military guys and a guy carrying a long piece of wood and mae sends him out an we see the wood go the other way implying b0ning

a cowboy whos 6'7 comes by and she wangts the 7 inches(like my uncut weener) and it cuts Raquel  talking of the past with spike jones and other things being better in the past but this chick with her never heard of past singers/actors

the chick is mary anne like giligans island and sez she can b a good singer but she wants to be with Rusty and settle down with him and be a loving wife and mother

Raquel trys to talk her outta her dream and sends her off then wigs out over singers from decades ago and how she wants to have 4 kids and  the lie of overpopulation and hates her genes going on despite Raquels choices

irving whines with Raquel about Raquels lan to destroy the Traditional man to lower population and  make people happier(will they own anything?) and Raquel primises to give irving mae, mary arnn and Rusty but cant do Buck and starts undressing irving and does mouth stuff to him off screen

btw i assume this had the mainstrwam hate em for outing their plans to make men candya55 and breed less

as he's being moutheded he phantasizes of this blonde talks of food and feeds him a banana and peanut butter(poop ) jelly(blood ) whipped cream(spurm ) znd has him have a hot dog and this just went Eiken withouht the G Cup bikini chicks

then it cuts gto this guy popping champaign and blasting foam in his face, classy

then we see Raquel talkig of tarzan and the amazon movie was great even though a guy sez its cr-ppy cuz its not realistic and Raquel asks if the REAL Savior was as good as HB Warmer or Jeffery Hunter, which He IS and couldn've saved Raquels character if only asked

then we see buck with some bikini chick he carrys on his back and Raquel goes aon about the 50s Tarzan and has to be reminded who played Jane and talks of her in James Bond with a blowtorch at his parts

then Buck comes in and tells her to stop ruining his students and she compares it to lying to someone who's sick and telling em not to get an operation, and he says its like saying he's got hope to stay happy in the last bit

Raquel sez she got the f ups of the culture in thr class and threatens to take away the business which he says he questuns if Raquel married  myron and Raquel slaps him and fakes saying it was a fake one

mae is being driven and the cops asks if she's o and she sez a car is following her and wants to be introduced to him

an italiano goes to meet mae and sez hes from feliniand is romantic on her as he's super gay for her and wants to be her man

kinda f'd as her boyfeienrd in real life was italiano and got her pregnant and she killed their kid and he couldn't handle her evil and ditched her

Raquelgoes to see Buck and not to f==k who she slaps a whip to make him stand but Buck reveals he boned up on Raquel an found Bron wasn't married as theres no record of it in America but Raquel reveals it was in mexico

later a guy called charlie comes out of a movie implied to be p0rn0 and meets Buck and is disgusted by the filth n movies today and saw a movie of people b0ning (each other, not animals or plants or items or fungus) as you gotta know ur enemy

Buck wants to have Charlie plant drugs or something on Raquel and Charclie sez its not only the b0ning but queers and Buck sez its destroying the nation(spoiler: he called it!!)

then we see a guy telling students, i think its the touching scene guy from b4, of a guy who wans to take a girl to the prob but has a crotch disease and she wants to do stuff with him

then a naked hetero crouple running from a lawn with birds and Raquel meetsRusty and sez the reason Raquel picks on him is thinking he's got something special

Rusty sez he broke ribs and has back cr-p and Raquel has him walk to the wall and back and asks to dance and has he needs to stand straight wants him to take off the shirt to see where the muscle broke and has him stand against the wall with hands on the wall and pulls down his panks off his a55

then film clips of vaiorus things and some naked people in sm like spande at a party, kinda like a sailor moon character, and mae comes in with people drinking liquor and having painted on outfits

i think irving comes in this room with Raquel and we get clips of a classic film with chatanooga choo choo

later buck has mae come by and Raquel claims to have reccomened mary anne  to mae but mary is worried of Rusty whos got issues and Raquel promises to take care of it

mae comes in and sez the gayboys will take over the business as everyoes on drugs and Raquel comes by and sez her brain is the only one close to Myron in brains as Myron wrote a book on it and mae thinks Myron is a queer

unlike in real life, Raquel and mae get along and Raquel sez how stars are like gods who get replaced by new ones and mae wants men and Raquel offers rusty and buk dont want him as rusty got busted for parole

mae sez she's getting an award; the golden phaIIis (like in family guy where btian won a w00dy for directing xxx?) and she wants a man bank of men to use for her lusts and Raquel asks God to bless America and mae for Him to hep America(Which god?)

mae calls the judge and judge is against the commies and tells Raquel to be aware and how the NRA stands between commie take over and Freedom(like with china and England and cuba falling w/o guns?)

judge has a smoke and mary anne is bummed for her love and Raquel brings him back and tey all hug and go off an we see some 30s clip then some musical with tribal women holding large plastic bananas then maw goes on to sing a song

rusty sez jail wouldn't be so bad if not for all the faeggitz and how he don't like men trying to b0ne him, as men should be men and mary anne talks of thing men should be like and how they otta be normal

Raquel asks("whats normal" and mary anne bmboly sez "what the majority sez" which is not true as many places have deviants and monsters running things

mae goes on to sing with a buncha adricanized men dancing nd is singing 5kanky and is kind of a rap but like chef in south park singing of b0ning

then buck comes by the pool with some hags by it and a blonde in the water and then meets come corboys and hay its andy devine, not the cross desser calling himself divine or the yugioh character divine censored to sayer to avoid kids looking up the sodomite, as they learned their lesson calling johan Anderson jesse Anderson, a real life murderer, and didn't call go Onizuka o j gacy

after a poker game buck comes home and has Asian food and this blonde has a Swedish massage thing thats for beating a55

rusty goes by Raquels place and thanks Raquel for getting mary anne work at maes and Raquel ihas him take off his shirt to get a thing of his spine forthe chiropractor and   stands on a scale and rakes off his shoes for height and weight

he's 174 lbs and 6'1 and f u metric system burn in h-ll and suck millions of d0ngs (billions in metric)

Raquel has rusty stand behnd a screen and get undressed and rusty is polish like a real man and rusty is unsure of this as something up and gets his moth looked in

Raquel wants to take his tempature in the a55 and he dont want it and Raquel straps his arms down so he don't move during the spine tracing and sticks it in and asks of his diseases he had and he didn't have em as he was checked out in soviet Mexico and was clean

rusty isn't comfy and thinks somethings wron and Raquel se he has a lot ot learn and Raquel will teach him and takes off the labcoat and ins in a skimpy outfit with American flags and ties a fake b0ner on offscreen and sez ther no such thing as manhood and that it died with burt Lancaster ad we see clips of films like a naked gun thing and Raquel b0ning his a55 with a plastic b0ner as he screamsand Raquel makes chimp screams andwe see a d=m burst and and ciry burn and other things

afterard Raquel is pooped and not in the butt way and worn out from b0ning him and  unstraps him after sodomizing him like many guys go through in Hollywood like cory feldman and haim

is this why THEY had the reviewers hate it? for exposing THEY're deviancy and secrets?

he leaves and Raquel has him thank Raquel for all the trouble and we see laurel and hardy like "it hurt me more than you" and crying implying the were b0ning

Raquel calls mary ann over and tells Irwin the plan to seduce rstys girl after b0ning him as a ritual for both genders

mary anne is upset rusty is gone and sez rusty is sick of women and Raquel fakes not being part of it and hates on men and sez things wll work out fine and has her stay with them and offers her mens jammies

Raquel claims to want a girly evening and talk of losing virginity and sez rusty isn't good enuff for her

mae calls and thanks Raquel for rusty and hs been using him for lusts to waste his spurm on her dead womb

buck talks with a guy wait its Charlie and has Raquel come in and Raquel wants 900 000 $ and Charlie is his accountant and buck was friends with charlies dad

Charlie confronts Raquel over a fake marriage thing and Raquel gets all weepy and  sez buck paid off a girl  he b0ned pregnant to chop up their unborn kid as he didn't wanna marry her

Raquel claims a dr whos big will explain he was a witness to the weeding andRaquel wants 1 millio $, which is nothing today

the dr is a super dentist and is working n a chicks mouth and Raquel calls him and hes smoking a cigar and come over later to prove it in a meetung with Charlie, some guy i forgot, of te anti p0rn0 guy, and buck and anti p0rn0 guy asks hat dentist thinks of all the p0rn0

Charlie sez theres no proof of myrons death and Raquel claims it was a car accident that the body was never found, but thats not accepted

so Raquel reveals the truth and stands up on the desk and shows crotch and reveals myra is actually Myron and got surgery to fake being a chick 2 year ago in butt f--k copanhaigen, which i think the gaijin took over s divine punishment for its sins

we never see his parts and i avoiding saying his gender as not to ruin the surprise

he ties buck to a thing as buck sez he'd tell the wol myrons secret and wat he's nt and is getting a masauge

this is like a really f'd up go nagai manga like Lovely Angel with Nora Jean but less hermaphrodites

later Myron is in bed with mary anne and se likes him even feeling he up but mary anne is over rusty which is bad as they were a good couple and got ruined by dat booty boy

mary anne loves Myron and calls him Myron and cant b0ne him and wishes there was a man like him and wishes Myron was a man(which i think means has a weener)

black guys in the audience; datz a man maury, dats a man!!

later Myron gets run over by irving andwe getta sepi death scene from some move and wait i think its the real Myron before the surgery and he's in a white suit like the booty oy fromsuddenly last summer

we get audio of shirly temple of te good ship lollipop and Myron wakes up in the hospital and asks "where are my t-ts"

he talks wih a guy abou movies and gets a needle to devolve him ad notices a blonde nurse whos maye anne and a magazine of Raquel welch and sez "u wouldn't understand how i feel about mary anne, shes Donald duck tooth paste and strays"

then credits to myron and raqueldancing and leving in a car.

the end

that was weird, bur prophetic

it shows how THEY wanted to ruin both genders and go against The Creator's plan

its well made and is kinda like Babylon from the 2020s showing hw evil howwywood is

it makes many refs to things like a youtube poop or naked gun and its kinda pioneering

it was rated x but might get a pg13 in some areas depending on swearing

no d0ngs or crotches but a bit of nips and some gayness

its a weird movie and is like that Sailor Moon ep where Emerald was using black magic to make people feel sick to take poison "meds" to corrupt em

its no horrible but has horrible views and messages and the main character is the bad guy who ruins things for his own purvursions

in the end its all a dream and non canon

at least no real people were ruined, except i real life with those lusty greedy evil producers preying on the innocent and feeding on their fluids

I don't think its the worst movie ever, but for its time its a bit much

For Myra Breckinridge 2 I want Myron to try to do his scheme for real but loos like a devolved man in a dress and gets beat up by guys he trues o seduce as he thinks he looks like Raquel. Also he comes after the nurse thinking its mary anne but her real name is lynn beth and she don't like him and in the end wen Myron tries to b0ne her, she gets a shot hun and blows his limbs off and sews his butt shut with a sewing needle. Also its a fighting game where you play as different characters and beat on myro in creative ways on 8 bit master system and game gear, nes and gb, tg16, Atari lynx and 7800. Also is a mini game side story of the real rusty meeting and courting the real mary anne and myron trying to b0ne him but gets beat down each time, and in the end they get married and have a dozen blonde kids.

Judas And Jesus Review

 Note: I spell like weirdness but not as weird as the guy who suggested me thi

Judas And Jesus

This is my review on Judas And Jesus from the distant future year of 2009 (The year of Robotech)

Its a 15 min short film that this weird somewhat devolved guy suggested I review but often has demented ideas like mixing Violence Jack and steven universe or Urotsukidoji and hazbin hotel

i nevr saw it b4 andknow lttle of it as theres not much info of it online

i got a feeling of dread as I'm gonna do this, I hope this don't make The Creator mad

so its by this guy called David Harvey and after logoswe get a40s cartoon opening

thn a star falls to Eatyh and its AD 0000 whivch is WRONG as rere was no year 0 and it goes from 1 BC to 1 AD

also falling stara are a thing on fallen angel

o at this wood house these kingdonkeys go in a Nativity sceneand everyones a furry

they put of a pine tree andsanta suits and it snows and soldiers go by

then in this occult building with what looks like fertility idols and naked sheep chicks tis red devil imal is oaying guitar and a sheep gives brth to a black goat and feed it milk from t-ts

then in AD 0007 black goat sees the Holy Faily of White goats and sending their Savior Son White Blonde sheep to school with him and a pink sheep maria magdline

I like how they gave The Savior Blonde Hair ad Blue Eyes

he black goat is judas and gets the other sheep to hate the Blonde Sheep by throwing a paper at Him ad they oin i and sting Him up on a cross

Maria goes to help Him and bring Him down as judas is mad

then its AD 0016 and they're teens with jusad smoking and the Good One promoting Love and Peace

Maria tries a smoke but judas drop upskirt if animals wore clothes photos of her and she ditches him

se looks like babs bunny meets Minerva mink and goes with the Good One as do the other sheep

then its AD0030 and jusad is drinking and eating pizza and the Good One is having Thr Last Supper as Maria comes in and judas  too and both are at opposie ends of the long table

The Good One gets mad at Maria being nudeand throws the tablecloth to have her wear which makes her sad and judasgets a pizzaslice adthros it in the chalie which sprays red sause on Him

she taks off her robe and has feet in a barbie high heels poke

later Heputs on a crwn of thorns and whips Himself as do the other sheep adjudas sneaks out to see Maria put on leggings and paint her hors and goofs red hen go outto a sin club

it costs 30 moneys and judas is brokeand gets a wanted poster for The Good One and sells Him out to the soldier

judas gets paid and goes in and sees sheepin a coloseumwith mariaouncing on a sheep and he clma a pile of sheep to get to her and begins b0ning

The The Good One comes in andhas a halo a cross and incense and tells off maria but the guards come in and ask for Him and everyone points at Him

He tears His robe andputs on a thown crown and is taken away

then its day and He carrys a cross in a swarm of sheep and the roman dog peopleCrucify Him with nails in the palms, not wrists like in EReal life andHe's pu on a stage like a rock concert with Jesus Loves You as a banner

The Shee swarm out and string judas upin the moonlight and we see him being lynchedlike in soviet deadwood

then credits roll to rick musican he finally dies

maria hugs him an he crmbles to dust and she poos out a black snake thing in a burthing and becomes a 7 haced black dragon and she goes red and not like the commies in sovet California andinks to it like i Revalation

it burns the sheep away and flys off to the moon, which is associated with the devil in some fotme, and it goes looney toons saying tats all sheeps

the end

that was pretty f'd up

a lot of lust andfurrys andnudes and d0ngs andmilk and  butt

it did have some biblical things, but judas was The Saviors friend ad later betrayed Him

Its like making Them into Optimus and Megatron as eternal rivals

to be fair, its th bad guys doing the lust and b0ning and The Bible does have similar things in it

but this seems kinda unclean

its got decent animation and musc and has hardly any talk

kind of like a 40s crtoon meets p0rn0

its well made but is kinda unholy

i probably wont watch it again, but it does have refs like thw beast of revalation and the wh=re of Babylon andthe evil being slain but reviving

its a new take but like if looney toons were done by Go Nagai with bible refs and lust, but not in a good way like Go Nagai does, but more of an unpleasant wa, like lady gaga and her hermaphrodite p0r0

its just not a comfy thing to watch

and to the guy who wanted me to do this, edgar, i see why you wanna mix bible refs, anime and cr-ppy cal arts sows, cuz u watched too much of this cr-p!!

I kinda regret watching this

aw f--k, now i gotta write a seqiel to this

For Judas And Jesus II I want it to be a sci fi action thing of the Holy Warriors fighting at Armageddon with a grand colossal fight with angels and humans or furrys or w/e in mech armor like before noas flood after it was resdiscovered and unsealed and fighting organic daemon ships that look lie devolved plants and bugs.  Also its a 128 bit flight game like Robotech Battlecry on  Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, Ps2 and xbox where you play as a human you create a character of and do missions ro fight the enemies in oganic demonflesh ship and buildings.

The Green Berets Review

 Note: I spell bad but at least I'm not a commie

The Green Berets

This is my review on The Green Berets from the distant future year to Jefferson Davis of 1968(50 years before Robotech Rick Hunter)

Its directed by Ray Kellogg who did The Killer Shrews/The Giant Gila Monster  and also directed by John Wayne who did The Alamo

It stars Elite Alpha Male John Wayne from Bardelys the Magnificent\the 28 Noah's Ark\the 30s The Three Musketeers\Blue Steel\Stagecoach\Angel and the Badman\Red River\Fort Apache\The Quiet Man\\Hondo\The Searchers\The Alamo\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\McLintock!\The Greatest Story Ever Told\Chisum\Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\Star Wars the 77 one/The Lucky Texan/True Grit, David Janssen from Cult of the Cobra/Moon of the Wolf, Jim Hutton from the 60s The Twilight Zone/Major Dundee, Aldo Ray who was ruined by the fim actors guild and 5kanks, from The Secret of NIMH, race whiner Raymond St. Jacques from Black Like Me/Glory, bruce cabot from King Kong/da 30s The Last of the Mohicans/Angel and the Badman/The Quiet American/McLintock!/Law of the Lawless/Chisum/Big Jake, Jack Soo from M*A*S*H, back door George Takei from Rodan/Star Trek I-VI/Mulan/Mulan II/Futurama: Bender's Game/You Don't Mess with the Zohan/Free Birds/Kubo and the Two Strings/60s The Twilight Zone/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series/The Simpsons/90s Spider-Man/Hey Arnold!/Batman Beyond/Samurai Jack/Futurama/Jackie Chan Adventures/Malcolm in the Middle/Transformers: Animated/The Big Bang Theory/2010s Pound Puppies/Transformers: Prime/Ultimate Spider-Man/Robot Chicken/the 20s The Twilight Zone, Patrick Wayne from The Quiet Man/The Searchers/The Alamo/The Comancheros/McLintock!/Big Jake, Luke Askew from Cool Hand Luke/Easy Rider/Posse, Irene Tsu from My Favorite Martian/The Rockford Files/Cold Case/Law & Order: LA, Edward Faulkner from McLintock!/The Ballad of Josie/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Chisum/Gilligan's Island, Jason Evers from The Brain That Wouldn't Die/Escape from the Planet of the Apes/The Stuff/60s Star Trek/The Rockford Files/Charlie's Angels/Happy Days/The A-Team/Matlock, Mike Henry but not the family guy one, from More Dead Than Alive/Soylent Green/Smokey and the Bandit I-III/M*A*S*H  Chuck Roberson from Angel and the Badman/the 40 The Three Musketeers/Blackbeard the Pirate/Hondo/Calamity Jane/The Searchers/The Alamo/The Comancheros/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/How the West Was Won/Chisum/Big Jake/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Rooster Cogburn/Blue Thunder, Edward Donno from Chisum/The Blues Brothers 1/The Untouchables/Santa with Muscles/Sweet Home Alabama, and sme guys i never saw in anything r aint on back door, soy boy, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana crammer, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender, wikipdia, whichthinks ampuree fetish is weird but guys getting parts removed is good

cuz sulu was working on this, he skipped some star trek and they brught Chekov in

the critics hated it but the REAL people loved it, like Godzilla Movies, and made nearly 5x its budget

it based on a book by Robin Moore who knew commieswere bad

its 142 mins long and made to be pro American and to show people how we were fighting the commies in nam, which kinda proved America right with the oppression the commies did

according to aids bag wikipeia: John F. Schultz sed "At lunch, the producers were going to feed us peons hamburgers and hotdogs while the main characters ate steak. John Wayne said '...we all get steak or nobody does.' Personally I prefer burgers over steak, but I agree with his style as its more American.

after logo and titlre and credits to a manly song promoting the green berets and its quite patriotic and manly to images of solfiers in widescreen and stylishly colored

then these soldiers tell their jobs and what they do and their languages thena briefing on the situation on the commies in nam taking over

the officers leave and john waybe talks withhow he's gonna be at a desk job when he gets there and  wants to get a lay of the area

he goes tosee the new recruits who are training and then more guys telling their stats and languages to i think the press as wayne comes in

1 reporter asks why America is fighting in nam andis told  soldiers go where they are sent and when an openly female reporter asks if they have feelings but is told they do and have to defend the south nam from the north like the confererates from the union

then sez if this happened in America, all mayers, teachrrs and senators and fams would be tortured and iced, which sounds good to some with the mess they caue but others don't agree

1 female sez she never heard this in the paper and is told the papers leave a lot out and 1 sez this new gov wasn't elected adn has no constitution but is told same with America in 1776

1 reporter sez this is the nams issue and not ours and is shown commie soviet and maruta guns made for the nam baddz and how the commies are taking over

the reporters are sent off to spread their commie lies and 1 sez to wane we otta not be there and wayne sez this cadnya66 was never in south asia(the cesspoole)

a soldier volunteers to serve john wayne in nam to do his part and after he leaves an openly black solier brings in hus record and sez hes good

wayne wants a guy whos a bada55 in korea and wont give up and wayne and crew asks him what hes doing in their area and sez he might wnna join but he denies it but finds he was stealing things like a liolet seat and he volunteers to avoid issue

wayne sends him to return all he stole and he was caught 1/100 times

later its get up time andits 3 30 and they got 10 mins to pack as 1 guy is malcontent over it

they go to south nam and in a military base and wayne is relieving th past commander whos glad to be released

they are in fuller filed like fokker field in robotech and its named after a guy who died in honor

wayne meets an Asian and is filled in on details of a camp in viet ong area and how martin lutorn cong attacked

waybe suggests sending a force up and another one do something but i'm not following it well as its military talk im not used to

1 solder sez all the names and streets are named after dead war heroes and dont wanna be next as his name dont fit those places

wayne meets col morgan like kendrix morgan in power rangers andhas doubts they go up in a chopper with 1 soldier saying this will make lsfd feel like asprin, which both are bad if you look into it

wayne sez we got teams on the Cambodian and laos border and they go to a camp whee wayne sez t cut back th killing area 300 feet

they go to a place called dodge city and see unji sticks but not dipped in cr-p like the cong do but also have land mines which princess diana was against and the royals ended her for as England makes em

a captain was out with guys and was attacked and has wounded and they meet a reporter whos here to tell what he wants people to hear from the war

theres an Asian kid wo plays prankslike wire to trp guys and is a mascot or w/e who's fam got iced and his fam was missionaries who got iced

they go over th base stuff and its exits and if the cong take over theres a secret exit only 2 guys know of

later its rining hard and the kid plays in the rain with a tpy boat and wounded are come in with sulu as a freedom soldier

if only imperial Japan joined in the fight, they'd put the fear into em like maruta in ww2

sulu fought for 11 days and plays a nam hero despite being  nippojin and his home was in Hanoi but the cong took over and he wants to retutn one day

my grandpa had to flee Slovenia after the commies took over and didn't return til after the ussr fell, so i can relate

the stealing soldier got em cr-p and said the good fairy got it and ot sulu as h'es not a good guy in many ways

at the night the guys say it would be a good country f not the the war/monsoonsand the other guys play poker as they didn't invent yugioh yet

the openly black dr treats a war victim whos dying andthinks he lost hope but then the kong attack and not donkey kong and use mortors but sulu sez they attack every other night to throw em off and has eyes in the camp

1 guy got it and was gonna go home tomorrow like he had 2 days til retirement and daughters graduating from college

then its day and they send choppers out to draw cong gunfire to lure em out then oper fire on em amd blow em to h e double soviet california

if we sent ninja in they could go 731 on em

later 1 guy has 2 casesof burbon e traded a crossbow and ho chi min sandals he made and other things

the kid sleeps in the same bed as the brbon guy and just like Michael Jackson, nothing x rated happened as they aint queer or b0ning

then its day and a big a55 chopped like in Super C brings in a bulldozer to move back the jungle to increase the killing zone so the kong dont got kover

when readying things they otice an Asian is suspect and slug him out and see he pacing the distance and sule  grills him in kong talk, checks him and back hands him

theres a cigarette lighter on the guy and find its got a message from his wife on it

the reporter sez hes gonna out their alleged brutality and john wayne sez the lighter ower was a dr and was head removed and mutilated

whenthe reporter wants du process john wayne bada55ledly sez "out here due process is a bullet" and i thnk the sulu b0ned him dead

give him a full on Shiro Ishii!

so later the Americans are helping the nam kids and a gu brings in his rand daughterwo sepped on a punji stick and got infected but America aids her

wayne sez the guy must trust em with his grandkid but grandpa dont wannacome in the base as theres viet kong propaganda against America like how the media hates on America in the 1st world

openly black dr puts a bandaid on herleg andgrandpa hates the kong as they take people to fight for em s john wayne offers food protection and money but he know not what is money as hes in a commie land

john wayne goes wit grandpa t sunrise and cme acroff a trap hole with spikesand a spike wall trapby a trip wire but suspect grandpa is playing both teams and not like a queer

they go back and find a village of corpses with some burning areas and a body on a stick with a sign against the green betets

they hear the kong iced the chief and men who resisted wrn the long came to draft the men to fight for em, like indentured servitude and the little girl got b0ned dead by 5 viet kong solfiers

opebly black guy fins her and gives the guy who was nice to her the item he gave the girl

john wayne sez how its hard to deal with the war in person, and how the last village he went to, the kong gutted the chiefs daughters, b0ned his wife andbeat her dead with a steel rod

ad the media is like "but both sides did  bad" as they/them hate America and Freedom

reporter seems to have grown a soul from trauma and stays and at the camp they hear the kong are making ladders to get across the barb wire and coffins to inpire em to fight hard and theyn leave no survivors, not even kids

later at a club its fmed like a French film and this Asian singer whos fam got iced awful, probably by b0ning, is a double agent for em and sigs a song of gay a55 paree

so the kong are swarming and are nearing the basewith lights in the night looing like unknown lights in night vision but its a trck and the Americans boost the north wall

kid is put in the sand bag safe place and told to stay there but calls the soldier petr san like hes a Nipponjin and  the kong attack

the lt throws the reporter in the hole but gets blown apart andtheres nothing leftand a motar fight brwaks out with a Wilhelm scream and reportwr aids the military

the kong use ladders but get mowed down and john wayne in a chopper but the chopper got hit and goes down and the front blows so thry escape and 1 guy has a body burn

tthey are behind enemy lines likr that movie seriesbut the Americans save em

the kong break in and the people in the base flee and its like robotech how in the SDF 1 is a city andthe enemy attacks in it

the kids dog runs off and he dumba55edy goes after himnd finds it dead, but in nam they eat dog, i saw a vid on youtube of a nam guy maing dog bbq

the soldiers go out to fight the entering kong andthis guy sees the kid is gone and goes out to find his inbred a55

the Americans use a fire attack and burn the kong and solder finds the kid making a grave dor his pet as the kid had  only the dog and the soldier left

more kongs spll in wa a swam of ants to feed ona man and the Amercans pull bac but john wayne says they'll ve back b4 the sun comes up

Amercans ets come in ad are told where to attck and blow em out with an attack then the Americans run in with john wayne climbing a tower as the sun rises

some kong et in a machinegun nest and shred an American but sulu prepared for this and blows the nest

the town falls and sulu gets it and the American retreat and the kong take over and raise their flag but an Aerial attack from puff the magic tragon (the chopper) shreds the ong from above

jown wayne cuts dwn the kong flag andthey regroup but reporter wonders what to do so wayne says to go back to work and reporter thins if he says what really happened he'd get fired but wayne offer him a job

john wayne meets a wounded guy who didn't want go b4 the iced and waye gives him some liquor and its the guy wjo didn't wanna have his name on a thing

he whispers something to wae and bites it and gets his name put on the toilet rom

john waybe meets guys in a top secret meeting andhears theres a new leaderas general and is highly defended and the singer and her hand chosen team can get him and they want wayne

singer says how her dad wanted to stay neutral andwas exected by the kong and she says its the general they are going to get an this is a lot like Street Fighter with Chun Li and Bison

colonel Asian says her dad and generals dad grew up together and she's colonels brothers wife

like in Joex Noel with the guys saying "Your German is quite good." "Your wife isn't French."

The Green Betets come in on parachutes and the gy playing Kowalski is not really Polish, he's in Borsht Face!

they berry the parachutes and 1 guy f;d his ankle and they leave hima nd  guard back

1 guy fightd a buncha kong and picks 1 up and skerwes it on a tree but gets tabbed but fights off and ends the other kong including throwing a knife like castlevania

he calls in to waybe but bites it and the guys return and fidn the mess  and how he took all those kong with him like Hyo vs Kaiohs worces in Hokuto No Ken 2

they come across a bridge and plan to blow it and leave a guy there to do it as his dad got him a chemistry set as a kid and he got into blowing things

they come to a house and at night the Americans go in to get the general whos inside with singer

The Americans ice the konguards and sneak in like ninjqa and the workers are having a poker game

they get in generals room and see singer wearing only a planket and catch him then inject him with liquid autism or sleep drugs and wayne comes down a rope with chick singer on his bac and gets out

the Americans leave and somone shoots someone and the poker guys run out but hit a wire and blow

they get general in a car andgo off andthe Americans stand by s chemistry guy rigs the bridge

they its daylight andjohn wayne calls on his car phone and tells the guys at the bridge who later take out te guards 

at the checkpoint waye slugs out a guard an the Americans jack moorcycles and blow the checkpoint

openly black guy got it in the back bt is alive for now and aye and the boys dump the car in the water

in a clearing they get ready to get the f out andinflate anthing and it gets this catch thing to pull the general out and into the plane going by

1 soldier i think boys kid frien chooses to take the lead and john wane talks with colnel Asian about snger having b0ned the general and how her future in up to him

colonel taks with singer and she hopes her fam forgives her but col as thers nohing to frgive

and in Judith Of Bethulia she seduced the enemy leader and iced him like a Ninja

as they walk on 1 guy is caught in a trap and stuc on a spike wall and thats the end of him

at this base with planes and choppers going reporter tells kid the peter is coming andi think he enlisted to serve his country instead of lie about it

john wayne comes back andsays the mission was a success but cost a ot and kid looks for his peter but he's already dead and kid gets bummed and not like Hollywood guys do

john wayne comforts him as Japanese music plays and wait, his name is Peterson and the kid is called Hamchuck like HamEgg in Astro Boy

john waye sas he'd look after him andcalls him a green betet and walks off with hi as the sun goes and credits toThe Green Betets Song

The End

that was pretty good

\holds attention and oesn't drag or fee long like titanic

nce action and the acting and music are good

apparently sulu was against nam byt wane told him "so's half the cast but ur hired for acting not politics"

I hear waynes character is based on  Lauri Törn who was finnsh and fought for the axis nut came to Ametica and fought for e, but vanished in nam but his pieces were found in 99, which makes sense as he fought commies both times.

openly lying Wikipedia clams this is n "anti communist propaganda" film like how THEY call Unplanned "propaganda" but does not do so for Super Size Me, michael moore cr-p, or similar fioms that have a slant like 12 years a slave or shindlers list

this was a cool and well made fil and it does a good jo telling the story and showing America as good

many later films tried to be the anti This like platoon but this was an anti to the malcontents hating on America during nanm

so a reverse of reverse like Yugioh the 00s movie

I liked this and it was a good watch, even if you disagree ith the message, the movie is well made and has Heart earth Dragon In Attack Mode

For The Green Berets 2 I want it to be later in nam and the commies are gaining, but the kid has been training wth Ninja in Japan and Americans under John Wayne and known Ninja Magic and skills. He gets info while vivisecting a viet cong on the location of ho chi min and he and John Wayne go in with the latest tech and gadgets to take him out and end the war. Also its a 2 player Beat Em Up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with 1 player as Ninja Kid and another as John Wayne and they fight in various viet nam places like jungles, caves burned villages, cities, ancient ruins andho chi mins palace withhm as the finsl boss and devolves into a rat daemon who came to this realm to ruin the world after being summoned by the maruta after ww2.

The Fall Guy Review

 note; i spell like i fell off the cliff

the fall guy

This Is My Review On The Fall Guy from the distant future year of 2024 (the time of Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by David Leitch who did nothing i saw

it stars partly good Ryan Gosling who sipports peta and is openly feminist despite allegedly being a man, from Remember the Titans/The Notebook/The Ides of March/La La Land/Blade Runner 2049/First Man/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Goosebumps/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Breaker High/Young Hercules/Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/candy a55 Saturday Night Live/Barbie, openly brittish Emily Blunt from the 2010s The Wolfman/the jck black Gulliver's Travels/Looper/open heimer, openly beta Aaron Taylor-Johnson from 2014 Godzilla/oh f==k hes in Kraven the Hunter/I Shouldn't Be Alive, Hannah Waddingham from Krypton, Teresa Palmer from The Grudge 2/I Am Number Four, opely sodomus Stephanie Hsu from Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings, Winston Duke not David from law and order svu, Ben Knight from nothing i saw, openly cool Lee Majors from Strait-Jacket/Scrooged/Ben 10: Race Against Time/Promised Land/Family Guy/V.I.P./Cold Case/Robot Chicken/$h*! My Dad Says, and Heather Thomas who was also in the tv show the fall guy, Jason Momoa from Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Justice League/The Lego Movie 2: The Second Part/aids bag Saturday Night Live, anmd some guys i never saw or aint in back door, candy a55, aids bag, sodom bottom, frooty booty, necro pe ado, stoner b0ner, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia which is often wrong.

it made 60 million less than it cost but made nearly 200 million and is based on a tv show from the 70s or w/re

after logos we get ryan taling of how stunt men do a lot in moives andhes 1 and is ga for the chick working on this film hes stuntmanning for the biggest action guynamed tom like the cult member

tom is b--chy and wants things his way and ryan takes it as he gets to work with his dream girl and flirts with her on a walkie talkie

ryan does a stunt of falling wearing cables and it cuts to him in a hospital cart an d 18 months late his back is f'd and he's got cyber devises equipped on it

now he works at a restaurant and some people recognize him and things went f'd but the agent calls him and sez tom needs him in soviet Australia and he dont wanna go until h finds the director is his gf

then credits to his driving a guy who thinks he s-cked s car dangerously and goig to asutalia then title

he gets his face filmed to edit the stars face on him and he wants to be tom cruise despite the aemonic activity

tom i mean ryan has to do a deadly stunt and hes wary of it and chick readys a scene but ryan sez the sand is bad and they otta film it later and fake sunset for sunrise after the tide

ryan dont know i mean chick dont know its ryan and ryan does it for her and the sand f'd him so he nails the camera on the car in front of him and he rolls  and f'd out bt is ok

chick sees its ryan and is b--cy as she didn't approve him and finds they got no one else

after san epic sci fi scene with ryan burning she sez how this human/alien couple had a fling and the human got f'd and vanished and  its clearly their romance

after another take she sez chic wondered if it was her fault and moved on and b0ned a bunch of guys and makes him do it to f with him as shes a female in power and likes ppressing men and tries to get ryan to admit his issue to shame him

if this was a guy doing it to a chick he' be seen as bad, but here its played for comedy

ryan has a heartlfelt speech about how he fwlt like he waited too long and don't wanna f it up and does the scene again

after filminghe sees producer and is amazed at his 8.5 rolls in the car and ryan sez she ied but she sezthe messaeof her movieis get up after falling and the hihilism is to lure people in

she sez the main actor is captured by crooks and people won't know hes gone as hes a stunt man and if they call the cops the studio will know and cut the overbudget an end chicks studio

so the ryan has to go undercover andget bak the tim i mean tom not tommy wiseau and sits in the car thinking of his time with her to 00s music until chick coes by and they reconsile

he goes off to the hotel the tom is and plays how he thinks tom will trat hmandknows the code and turn on the lights and muwsic plays

a chick attacks with a sword and he evades like a ninja and its his gf/actess and he counters and its a prop sword and they get along

she gves info on where to go and to not look like a poor and he goes to this cluin a neon pale green thing to chat wtha dealerwho looks like a gaih=jin andgaijin like him  being a stnter

i think ryanwas slipped drugs and seez glitter and spazzy things and the goons take him away but he beats em oit with booze bottlesas gaijin books it

rya gets ahead of hi and takes a car hit andthe car stopsand he grills him to find e needs to find kevn and the drugs stop when he stops seeing unicorns

he goes bavk and talks with chick and goes to some place and hs a splitscreen with chick as they talk about splitscreem as thet do smilar things and talk o the alien movie and the aliens invaded and f'd earth and the studio wanted a love conwuers all message

they talk of romsnce movies like notting hill and love actually with mom i mean chick pessimistc and dad i mean ryan being positive and she hangs up and the splitscreen part of her is the uncorn who's probably gonna save em

ran finds a body and calls producer and tells her but she don't wanna and the cops are outside saying hes not to park there so he tells em but in the room is no boy or ice and he sll gets a ticket

at work he has to do a fight scene in 01 takes and chick sees hes the real hero and dont need the star and ryan an do itbut they will edit toms face on him

then a fight scene to music like an amv or music video

after that se ncvis him to something and prodcer, whos probably the bad guy, sez she got the ryan a ticket outta here and when he listens in on her, sez the studio is gona pull the plug outta he films a55

ran meets a maruta chick ith a French command following dog andfinds  she has toms phone and wants a producer credit inezcahnge and a big devolved guy tasrs ryan and  takes the maruta

tom i mean ryan chasesthe devolved guy in a truck and devoldo has a  mab bun like a beta make

he ps the car on auto pilot and jumps on the trick to figh a guy and throws it off but  devolded guy knocks him on a metal plate scraping the fkoor until the dog bites his parts from behind as its trained to put man parts in its moth

peoducer or agent or w/e i called her sez to chick that ryan left and she gets bimmed i mea bymmed i mean bummed

ryan and mruta and dog beat the guys out the truck and maruta stops and ryan goes through the windshield as asians cant drive

ryan gets the phoneand runs to the karaoke bar t find chick left andtaks with the token black guyabout hw h gt toms phone and a femal sez if she had a fewn days they could crack it

they go to toms place to find the password to ipen the phone and watched vids of him and his stunt double was the body in the ice in the tub as stunt double bit itand its ryan gsoplings real life stunt double playing the dead guy

the nes says the bosy is stunt man and blames ryan as camera footage saw him thetea nd NOT that he told the cops of it as th news only tells us what THEY want us to hear

guys wityn guns come for em and they use props to fiht em and stunt man kung fu but its devolved man bun and the dog bits his man parts again like its holywood producers and m

man bun shoots gosplung but its blanks so he gets away but runs into tom and gets beat out wity a gun

the phone was f;d in the funfight and  wakes up tied to a chair and  wants the phone he thinks is still good

agent or producer sez ryan iced the guy and chick sez he didn't even ice a cockroach as he spend 20 mins getting it out

the tom reveals he caused the accident for p-ssing him off like the lon chaney movie the unknown i mean west of Zanzibar and sutntman who he iced sed "you do ur own stunts" and it humiliated him

also proucer is in on itand put the body on ice to keep it fresh and use cg to fake his face on the murder video and was gonna ice him and pin it on him

when tom is gonna bet or apache ryan  he admits the phoe got shot and they coat him on gas like mandella Winnie or the apache w/o skinning

he gets gas in his mouth and spits it at  the bun of the alleged man and cooks him and escapes to a boat, drives with his a55 and jumps a dock as the enemy chases

he stops and hides and calls chick after getting frreand drives around on a cellphone and se the thumps up stuntman thing is training and he wasn't ok and fet like he wasn't good enuff and didnt want her to see the thumbs down thing of him

but out of all the stunt damage he took none of it hurt as bad as not being with her and tells her to keep fighting for a happy ending

he baddz chase him with machinegun fie and he jumps a boat thing and the boat blows as it was on fire from getting hit

mman bun calls prodcer and she calls chick and the news looks there to tell what THEY want a d ran swims back covered in gas an the news shows footag of ryan edited on tom icing the stunt man

on the filming of soem movie i think the same one chick looks at footage of the boat blowing and a guy in an alien suit comes in and she beats on him and goes WWF but he gives a thimbs up, whch means up y a55 in italiano, and she ses its him and he did the stunt of Miami vice of the boat jump a lot

he reveals he has to fake beign dead and wants to finish the move but she wants to gve up and he gives a speech to makenai asitae sailor yellfot the future girls whon wanna get into film making and get b0ned by producers in the mouth lie wein stein and the others of his kind

producer comes in and sez sh tried to help him and they cant do the final thing of the car ump and can do it in post and thy got tom back to finish and do an epic speech

chick sez shes gonna get back up after being b0ned down an sends her out and is gonna clear the name of ryan wth this plan to trick him to confess

the ryn has a plan and they have the tomdo the scene and have himfilm a sene in a blue screen  to  catc him admitting it

he fimls it and ryan gets in, adds a wheel to drive stuntly off and through tthis scene secrutity comes by but gets f'd and its like pee wees big adventure with the stdio

tom i mean ryan eggs him on and gets him to admit the producer covered it up as this would be his movie hit

then they have it recorded as tom was wearing a mic and its not entrapment and toms a dumba55 and ryan jumps it andef--ks out the car

producer or agent pull a gun and gets the recording and chick tries to stop her but sheb goes feminist and whines of toxic masculinity and trys to turn her

a big a5 fight breaks out with stunt men vs secrutyyu like barbie and a big guy grabs cick as agent tries to sescape 

moe crotch his and chick beats a guy  with a shovel item for the ovie and she drives ryan in a camera craine and he gets on the chpper in a jump

ryan figts tm and agent and blocks her gunby hiding behind the timface and eventually gets nailed outta the chopper but catches the rail and flips to the other, gets in and fights em

tom dont wanna shootran as hes the bet stunt man anf agent trues but the gun is empty and ryan jumps into an airbag and lives, a paralerl to the 1st thing wee he fell

ryan makes out wth chic and the ufo prp blows

the end

ait then a trailer for the movie they made and Jason momoa is the new star and ryan and chick got a happy ending

the end 4 reelzies

then credits to behind the scenes cr-pand the song from the sshow

then a preciously on the fall guy and agent is arrested by Lee Majors and tom wanders in the field of pyrotechnics and gots blown and maruta calls for Jason momoas agent

the true end

that was pretty goid

pbeat, fun entertaining and good action

mostly stnts and a good story in it and good twists but i saw it coming

the chick being the bad guy and blonde being mean to her loyal bf was like Sailor Moon

its a well made film and had good moments plus felt like he might have to fake being dwad and the bad guy wins

it had me going and has good style

its mostly fun with good action and heart

the acting was good andit shows how Hollywood is evil and takes people oit or ruins em

it you watch it again you migt notice "thats why they did that"

i never saw the 80s show but this was cool, a tribute to stunt work

For Fall Guy 2 I want tom to have survivd being blows off by the fireworks and has no skin, not even on his man thing, so he kidnaps the chick and is gonna takeher skin for himself, and ryan gosling has to go on a quest to find her with kung fu and jumping off things, also its a 2 player 16 bit  beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arat jaguar and gba where 1 player is Ryan and 1 is Ryans understudy and is a different colored ryan and you beat through guys in various movie filming places.

The Missing Review

 Note: i spell like i'm missing keys in a keyboard

The Missing

This is my review on The Missing from the diatant future year to Joey Mengele of 2003 (2 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Ron Howard who did Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Willow/Backdraft/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/A Beautiful Mind/Cinderella Man/The Da Vinci Code/Angels & Demons/Solo: A Star Wars Story

It stars Tommy Lee Jones from Coal Miner's Daughter/JFK/The Fugitive/Natural Born Killers/Batman Forever/Small Soldiers/Space Cowboys/Men ln BIack 1 and II/No Country for Old Men/Captain America: The First Avenger/The Homesman, Cate Blanchett from The Talented Mr. Ripley/The Gift/The Shipping News/The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/\The Aviator/Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/the 2010 Robin Hood(IIIIIIIII deClare YUUUUUUUUUUUu an OUTTTTTTTTLAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW)/The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey/The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug/The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies/Song To Song/I'm Not There, openly devolved Evan Rachel Wood(whch is a girl somrhow) from Practical Magic/The Ides of March/Touched by an Angel/The West Wing/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, Jenna Boyd from nothing i saw, Aaron Eckhart from Hot Shots! Part Deux/Erin Brockovich/The Core/The Dark Knight/Sully/Frasier, Val Kilmer from Top Gun/Thunderheart/butt f--king Batman Forever/the 1996 The Island of Dr. Moreau/The Ghost and the Darkness/Red Planet/Alexander/Kiss Kiss Bang Bang/The Thaw/Song To Song, Sergio Calderon from men ln bIack and pirates of the carrebian III, Eric Schweig from The Last of the Mohicans\Squanto: A Warrior's Tale\One Dead Indian\Indian Summer: The Oka Crisis/The Grizzlies. Elisabeth Moss from The Seagull/Frosty Returns/Batman: The Animated Series/Animaniacs/Freakazoid!/The West Wing/Law & Order: Criminal Intent. Steve Reevis from Twins/Dances with Wolves/Geronimo: An American Legend/Fargo/Promised Land/JAG/Malcolm in the Middle, Jay Tavare from Street Fighter/Cold Mountain/The Human Centipede 3 (Final Sequence)/The Revenant/Street Fighter: The Movie the game. Simon Baker from The Sweet Hereafter/Shanghai Noon/Canada: A People's History/I, Robot/Murdoch Mysteries. the good howard geese i mean rok i mean Clint Howard from Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree/disneys The Jungle Book/Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day/The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh/Splash/Cocoon/Gung Ho/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation/Backdraft/Carnosaur/Leprechaun 2/the live action Fist of the North Star/Santa with Muscles/Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery/The Waterboy/Austin Powers io/Little Nicky/How the Grinch Stole Christmas/Austin Powers in Goldmember/House of the Dead/The Cat in the Hat/Cinderella Man/the reboot Halloween/Solo: A Star Wars Story/60-s Star Trek/Happy Days/Seinfeld/Addams Family Reunion/Star Trek: Discovery, Ray McKinnon from Driving Miss Daisy/O Brother, Where Art Thou?/The Blind Side/Dolphin Tale/Footloose remake/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Max Perlich from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Cliffhanger/Maverick/Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco/the 1999 House on Haunted Hill/Blow/Dinocroc/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Wild Thornberrys(EW!!!)/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, and some guys i never saw or aint on seoviet, back doo, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, aids bag, forty gbooty, necro pe do, Sodom bottom, hippie stoer vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia who lies and wants ur money.

Its based on a book by Thomas Eidson, not edison, who i neve read

after totle and logoswe see soviet new Mexico in 1885 and a cicktreating a geezer Mexico and her daughter prays and blonde pulls out geezers tooth as geezer resists

why not saw off her arms/legs and use her for b0ning?

so then some coboys are out in he smoey oods an an apache is seen and its tommy lee joner

asaron eckharte asks what hes her for and hes going to a healer but arron is cautious of him and tommy sez hes sumak

blondes teen daughterwants to go to a world fair but blonde gets b--chy over her acting helpless to win a man

aaron i think sez the Indian tommy is there and not the red ranger in zeo and blonde is worried of it as they might not have enough cr-p for all of em

turns out timmy is her dad and she hates em and later aaron talks with tommy about blonde and he thinks aron is b0ning her w/o marriage and he sez tommy otta leave after trwstment

in daytime the tommy says some red words and i think is soummoning something or casting a spell and kid blonde asks if hes an Indian and if she is but he sez shes not

teen is gutting a deer in dress clothes to go to a thing later and is mad at tommy and his kind

blonde cgecks out tommy and he's got a torn muscle and shes bitter over tommy killing her mom indirectly by breaking her and her brother and how he wasn't there

yommy goes out and fights a guy or something bt aeron firs his gun to break it up and tells him to go

he leaves as kid has war paint on her cheeks and not a55cheeks and later this chick who i think isn't the main one is with a guy ay night

teen goes out and blonde gives her something for vrampng cuz i think her womb is blasting and ten is b--chy

mom sez be bck by dark butin the day her horse comes back w/o her an a coyote is in the kitchen and she rides out to find her b--chy teen daughter

she comes across a naked dead guy and her aaron cooked and tied over a fire as the Indians got him

she comes by her kid and she sez a Indian did it and took her teen snd is all f'd out

she gors to the authorities who sez apache escaped the reservation and went on gee haad and he sends in a telegraph but the cops have better things to do and can't chase her now

blonde sez only an apache can find an apache like devilman with getting a demon to fight a demon

later blonde wants to go get her b==chy teen and id wants to go but tommy lee jones comes by and sez stats on the guys who took her based on tracks or w/e

the apache are selling girls as historically they were big on slavery and unlike the Confederates were cruel

so later its day and she goes out and we see soem rigtual with snakes and bir feet in the moonlight

in this farm the apache ice this fam and in the day this White guy meets with the apache abourt their slaves and wants to phoptograph them

tommy and blonde come across bodies and wanna gve them a burial and the cops or marshalls or w.w catch tommy

tommy sez s story but they dont buy it and he don't know his grand kids name and he runs and hindes n a spot but blonde comes out and sez its her dad and hes not Indian

the army sez how the apache were working for em or something but went bad i tink and wait they wee beng relocated and went wild

tommy talks red  with a red soldier about florida and the arny guy sezb men caught looting will have the value of the property cut from their pay, unlike the civil war with the union looted confederate homes

the army has better things to do than help 1 woman as they got a mission and she goes off and the tommy cooks fish for her

at the slave cave the photographrer gets cr-p blown in his eyes and f's em and they have teen skin a deer

the reds beat a chick or take her kid or something and later this snake nearly gets bit by a snake and tommy uses some red magic to keep the evil spitit the photographere  is sa9d to be off

i dont know, some queers on discord keep jappering and i gotta keep clicking it

so the trio go through a crack in the eartyns a and teres a water flood and kid gets caught in a thing in the water so tommy saves her

at the slave cave this chicks baby bites it so the mm eats her gun and teen trys to escape but is caught

so tommy sez he was bit by s rattler and a shaman or witch dr sed to avoid rabbit meat for a year and gave him amulets, proably daemonic

teen is fed dirt and spits it out and later the trio gets ready to  fk the apache under a pass but a red guy comes by and wants her orses and guns but she dont consent

the go to a village and its like a bible thing of stone huts probably from anceient times when the Israelites were in America

she operates on a red and has liquor and tommy sez someone was b0ned by a witch and 2 years later sh-t out a kid with a full mouth of teeth like ShutenDoji

at night a red tells her tommys woma was a coss eyd red wh bit it of small pox in a Navaho

kid talks with tommy of blonde being fd up and tommt sez she was treated bad b4

this itch man uses his powers or w/e and a witch craft attack on blonde with her hair but tommy uses his slls to fight it including a cross of ashes on her head like Catholics and the kid reads from The Bible and saves the blonde

the next day blonde come up thinking she dra something and they have only enuff to buy a few girls

blonde ges a cross to a red to get girls bak as they might not trust a red and he goes off

tome gets to the slave cave and the blak witch dr is sneaking around and tmy wants to buy 2 girls 

black witch dr sez tommys not a real Indian and dont trust im for his race as he identifies as red and this witch dr is intolerant of his ideal self

the reds grab him and trhow the poison powder in is face and beat on him and throw him off a hill

the red guy with the cross i t hink sneaks in the slave cave and shows em the cross and finds after taking the bag off teens face she thinks he iced her mom and crwams like a b-=chwhich alearts the reds

the bad reds rfight the less bad reds and i think 1 gets helf down and gutted ofscreen as the red girl who was freed was recaught and tells teen "you killed us all"

women, ruining everything since 6000BC

tommy sees weird colors as i guess hes using his cosmo or ki or w/e and tells a bird to tae him to his family as i guess hes high

th bird fliws off and he follows even though the other guy died after the poison powder got him and he gets back and sez what happened

he sez to go gome and let the reds had her b=chy teen and she sez she can't andhe's like "ok lets go"

so they send the girl driving the horse under a cloak with a dead guy propped up to looks like its him and when someone sez its a trick the reds open fire and a gunfight breaks out like its a rap concert

the self hating white who works with the rends gets it and blonde gets her cross back and she gets to the slave cave and frees the girls like Hebrew Moses who gets to the horses and escape

the good guys getta way and when the Mexicans come for the womenthe withc dr wants their horss to get em back and takes em

so the reds go aftee the women on Mexico horses and after a gunfight  they go up a steep hill and not a steven hill from law and order

they get to the high ground lie star wars before Disney ruined it and ready to camp to stand their ground like that American Hero who fought the devolved druggie

the sisters reunite and kid wants grandpa to come and save em to be a family and mom blonde comforts em

at night the chicks wait to  fight the Indians like the guns of fort petticoat and tommy sez his Indian name means sh-t for luck

blonde asks what tommy saw in the Indians that they didn't got an why he didn't stay and tomym sez he heard a story of an apache man left to follow a hawk and in the next world met his wife who said why u never returned and he sed the hawk kept flying

tommy went on from 1 thing to the next and didn't realize he was bad and blonde dont forgive him but hes ok with it

she has that cross and its from tommys wife and she wants to give it to her kids

so the reds use fire arrows like in Zelda and attack and the tommy not wiseau  retidns wity bullets but no pepperoni

blonde mom and daughter have guns like Americans andpick off reds and i like the blue moonlight like tim burton or house of the dead

the wich shaman attacks blonde but tome savs her anf stabs the witcher anf he tanks it like the boxer demon guys in china

blonde gets knocked off a hill ab tmmy shanks witcho again but hes got demon power and baets on tommy

hes gnna blow out blonde and tmmy tackles him off a cliff and falls for a while with both breaking on the rocks for a bit

don't worry, they're gonna be ok, they only need some rest, theres a hospital planet nearby

blonde sez in red tongue the boss is dead i think and eventually the reds leave to be b0ned dead by mexicoes

she holds tommy in daylight and brings his body bac and readys for a long trip home, as they continue their journey to the west

the end

that was pretty good

its long but don't feel like it or drag

it holds attention and is well filmed and tell a good story despite being widescreen but having kinda good color but dull from the west

its like 3 hours with adds on Grit and has a 154 min extended cut

its got good style and has a story or redemption and sows the dangers of unforgiveness like the teen f ing it up

after all the degrassi i saw, iit makes sense the teen is the malcontent

ron howard fro andy Griffith did good stuff when he wants to despite his political disa bility andcan do srs things instad of the grinch

glad i saw this one, its pretty well done

Shows the dangers of Indians and how moms can care for kids as people knew was rght in the 1800s and wasn't covered up or faked against by the elites

It goes at a good pace and isn't a million miles a minute and gives breathing room to enjoy the show

For The Missing 2 I want them to be heading back home and get attacked by a dragonic creature like a mosasaur on bat wings and smoke coming from it and they gotta fight it off and escape. they get to this ancient weapon city hidden in themelted rcck from Divine Judgment and ae guided by the ghost of tommy lee jones while fighting off the monster with guns and escaping into rocky areas. Also its a 128 bit game on Dreamcas, GameCube, ps2 and xbox where you and the kids gotta escape the monster and follow guides from tommy ghost and the final battle is in a city weapon

War Arrow Review

 Notw: I syell straight as an anis

War Arrow

This is my review on War Arrow from the distant future year to Wyatt Earp of  1954 (90 years before the third Robotech War)

Its dire cted by George Sherman who did Tomahawk/Big Jake

It stars the god irish Maureen O'Hara from Jamaica Inn/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Miracle on 34th Street/The Quiet Man/McLintock!/The Rare Breed/Big Jake/The Christmas Box, ally to Sammy the satanist Jeff Chandler from Thunder in the Sun/Broken Arrow, John McIntire from The Lawless Breed/Apache/Psycho/Seven Ways from Sundown/Rooster Cogburn/the live action show The Incredible Hulk/The Fox and the Hound/Turner & Hooch, Noah Beery Jr from The Mark of Zorro/the 39 Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers/Inherit the Wind/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Waltons/The Rockford Files, Charles Drake from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/Yankee Doodle Dandy/It Came from Outer Space/-/Showdown/Valley of the Dolls, 1 of many husbands to the evil judy garland, wait, he was butt buddy to one of her husbands, Henry Brandon from The Son of Monte Cristo/the 50s The War of the Worlds/The Searchers/The Ten Commandments/the 70s Assault on Precinct 13, animal supremacust commie Dennis Weaver from The Lawless Breed/Touch of Evil/Duel at Diablo/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Ancient Secrets of the Bible, Part II/The Simpsons/Touched by an Angel, Jay Silverheels from Kit Carson\Key Largo/Saskatchewan/True Grit/Broken Arrow, Jim Bannon from T-Men/The Texas Rangers, and some guys i never saw or not on back door, candy a55, banana crammer, aids bag, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, cripple nipple, soy boy, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, gender offender Wikipedia who lies and begs for money to spread more lies.

I never saw this but its 78 mins so that means 2 hours on Grit

After title and credts and logos in widescreen with tenchicolor, guys on horses go by a wasteland and find an arrow in the ground

i hin the are marchalls or rangers or w/e and the arrow is a year old and 1 guy thought they'd be fighting Indians but its gone and worry of kyaway spelled Kiowa

they coe across the brned out wagon and see irs Kiowa and get to the fort to report

ccording to Wikipedia they had a 37 month calandar and 1 keeper was called Settan

they are gonna fight the kiowa who attack in 1020 man packs and do hit and run things so thry are harder to keep travk of

if the fort falls the kiowa get full control of the area and for years in Anti soviet Florida they held off the American military and wait that was the seminal ribe i thnk who was scattered and are remnants of their red horde power force and main guy wqants to use em to fight the kiowa

and according to wikipefia was a kiowa named satanta and they had necro riruals for corpses fearing ghosts

at a parry is a n openly irish chick Maureen whomain guy wants to dance with and she does while talking with some beta males and he sez how fortmalities waste time

shes glad someone asked her to dance like manly tough dudes and she knows of his military history and likes dancing wuith him

her husband ghot iced 6 months ago by reds and men keep proposing to her and theres good military inuendo

main guy goes to sign a card and when o hara hears he wants semilos to fight kiowas she sees the commander is jealous of him

then the reds attack and ice wagons of people andmain guy goes with 2 guys and Ohara looks longingly at him but the  but the filming looks 70s or 80s

the trio sees a red on horse going off and they talk of how many there are and if they have a trap

beery bets theres no Indians in 10 miles but hears thers kiowa atching him now and soon the reds attack abd the Americans take em out with the American Firearm

so they go by a seminal  tribe and the guys hit on a red chick and they try to get the seninals to work with em to fight the kiowa

they offer em land and cr-p and the leader dont wanna fight and the main guy calls him a candya55 and a guy attacks

then the lkioa attack and the Americans stand their ground and open fire and wipe out the kiowa who keep running headfist into the maelstrom of bullets like dumba55es

amazed at how American Tech is 15 repeating shots they agree to work with em and go back to the fort and hear of the fort dont wanna help the seminols

the red woman is b--ching a lot about her cr-ppy places she lives and wome feminazi cr-p and Ohara whio's only red in hair is friendly to her

red chick wants a dress like Ohara and will live with some place i wasn t paying attention

the guns come in later and red cbic gets supplies for dress making and wants to e a better woman than Ohara(not likely)

so the men are trained to use guns like contra ad are good with guns as they are eth nic

at night Ohara and main guy talk of their lives and once he saw a rattler in her home

she sez shes only into commander as a friend like seiya and serena in sailor moon andits a good mid 20th century romance scene were they talk and grow close them smooch

so the similol are trainsed in horse riding and jumping cr-p on a horse and trained to dig a trench but they wanna fight erect (tee hee)

the hiher ups and commander think he's f;d and the kiowa will ice and b0ne him dea and i think they did stuff like skinning and cooking people alive

msi guy goes to the Ohara and sez howafter this mission he might get advanced like a gamre boy after this and sez hes gay for her and she knows

she sez she aint into him and tells him off for being arrogant and they bicker then smooch and she sez nothing changed

so the seminol and main gy and force are out and then is night and 1 guy is bait and later they see a swarm of reds coming in a narror pas and the Americans open fire after min guy and bait escape from the campfire and the reds keep coming and gt iced

later its day andthey are in an open a55 field like a field with a55es opened and they see a swarm of reds comming

he runs as he reds followow, although hes with reds and its like ww2 with the Nipponin vs maruta

so he runs by a trench and the men come up and shred em with gunfire

later itsnight and theres a fist fiht and they stop and fid a saber from oharas husband

he goes back to base and sez the man who had it was White but commander sez it might've been taken by a kiowa and sold to him and how its hard to prove main guy iced as many reds as he sed

main guy gices the blade to Ohara anf she thinks the owner was tall and dark haired and White like Darien in Sailor Moon

she thinks he might be alive and went on a scouting to dessert and the body they found was burned and the  mexicoes wanted him to get the reds to fight afain

they argue that she is avoiding him and his love as her man might be alive bt he sez the commander sed he was iced

msin guy talks with a guy and finds her husband was in the confederacy and hted yankees

at a dance the reds celebrate with their rituals an msin gu defends em but others dont like it

he goes ut to see red chic in an American Drss and she wants to not be a savage and evolve and they go off and it fads out like they b0ned

later its filmed like a 70s or 80s movie and Ohara wants him to bring bac her husband alive or in pieces and they go out

while in the wastelands some guys in dresses like Thor in that Norse Story, drive around and whe the reds attack hey pull guns and nd em like that Blonde in Conskin by Bakshii

they catch sime reds and interrogate a survivor who wont talk and the senilil sez t torture him but main guy has him send him bac to tell the reds t stop attacking

latwr min guy sez they gotta take out the leaders or they'd waste yeas wiping em out

the seminil shad the captured guy tortured and found they wrk for a White man who leads attacks and moves every day and is the husband of the Ohara

spoiler; reds do torture and it works and they are good at it

take that bush haters

so i tink the reds tortured the captured guy dead to end the war sooner as he would have suicided anyay as he cant go back in disgrace like Samurai doing Seppuku for Bushido Code

min guy named brady like tom brady comes to da fort and tells the Ohara her man is alive

the main semilil b--ches out over his people not getting supplies and colonel tells him off and dont care he's a chief as he thinks his people s=ck

main guy sez the husband is gonna attack the fort but don't think its a problem

red chick sez she wants to marry him and stayed for him and to have him get back the reds as they left thinking the promise wasn't fulfilled

later its night and some guys are stealing liquor and when a guar comes by they beat him out and book it on horse a55

so the signal f'd pit or a bit and when it came back colonel rides main guys a55 over stolen supplies and wants him court martialled or treid and will drive out the reds of both trbes as hes jealous of their wins

at night the Ohara comes out and lets in the seimiils and the signal f==ks out for a while

according wto wikieofea she feed the main guy the brady and he stole food to give to the hunn gurr Indians and they escaped and foun that the kiowa are gonna attack and the fort is only got 20 men to defend it as the rest are loking for the kiowa

main guy goes back and colonel dont like him and is gonna have him thown in the brig and a calvary group retutned in tiem to say the liowa are attacking

the signal evevtnaly came back and and Ohara wants to see her husband again ut once the kiowa gets in they'd all get chopped up and b0ned dead in that order

he smooches him and main guy gets red chick out of a locked barn and shes glad to see the chief who i think is her dad and she is less malcontent

so theres a trail of gunpowder to something and eventually the kiowa attacks and its n a hilly area and the hill is by the fort

the reds charge and the Americans attack with cannons and rifles and the reds for once pull back instead of rushing wave after wave into gunfire

a horse cart with waons is driven at the gate and busts it in and thr reds get in like aids blood on stblers hand gut in svo i mean cut i mean cut i mwsn svu

sthe powder gets shot and ths burn is heading for the area with the people in it and Ohara goes out and brushes it away

spoiler mythbusters proovedyou can easily outrun burning gunpowder

so hoara gets beat by a red but gets up and gets a gun and goes all Lillian gish or sheena etranzi in contra hard corps and takes out a red

so the colonel is wounded and regrets it and his mistake and  the similins i thin return and help

main guy and husband have a deathmatch and husband fires on main guy but he dodges it like han solo and fight him but as husband clinbs a laddet a red i think caps him

he smooches Ohara as the reds book it and the seimilil are given land or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

nice story and good twists

kinda saw the fist fight coming when i saw husband in the base

nowadays it would be in a factory cuz you gotta have the final fight be in a factory

good fiming and musuic and the acting fits

somehow a few scenes wrre fimlmed looking 70s or 80s

Maureen is good as usual and was kinda bada55 with her skill fighting the reds

it doesn't drag and has good flow anddont feel long and holds attention

Maureen didn't think the guy was a great actor but a nice guy but i think he did ok

then again, kaiba dont think joey is good at magic and wizards

For War Arrow 2 I want the remnants of the trbe they beat to go to the giant cave and fuse with the dead giants to gain un holy power and try to take out the Ameri cans, But the Americans have a new gun wuth infinite ammo and moon boots made of moon ricks that fell to earth after a demon cracked the moon in a heaven war and lets them jump higher. the main guy, Maureen, and 2 Indians team up and fight through the giant fusios and after they take em all out, the corpses fuse into a giga demon and they gtta go in its body and take out its skull gems to stop it from within. Also its a 16 bit run n gun like Contra on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16 Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to 4 players fighting through the giants and the regular reds and their animal slaves they used magic to control.