Hyde Park On Hudson Review

 Note: i spell better than a crippled demon worshipper

Hyde Park On Hudson

This is my review on Hyde Park On Hudson from the dutant furure year to the people this movie shoes of 2012 (te years of Roboteh Season 1 and when the Earth was destroyed by the mayans)

Its directal by Roger Michell who did Notting Hill/Changing Lanes

it stars Bill Murray from Caddyshack/Ghostbusters/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/What About Bob?/Groundhog Day/Kingpin/Space Jam/The Man Who Knew Too Little/Charlie's Angels/00s Hamlet/Osmosis Jones/Garfield: The Movie/Zombieland, commie human sacrifice supporter Laura Linney from Lorenzo's Oil/Congo/The Mothman Prophecies/Kinsey/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows/Law & Order./King of the Hill/Frasier/American Dad!, socialist Samuel West from Notting Hill/Garrow's Law/Law & Order: UK, Openly French indentured servant to the regent elf hating Whote pro gender offender Olivia Colman from Murder on the 2010s Orient Express/Barbie/brittish The Office/Peep Show/Accused/Drunk History, Elizabeth Marvel from Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Olivia Williams from The Sixth Sense/the 00s Peter Pan/X-Men: The Last Stand, denocommie Elizabeth Wilson fr9om The Birds 1/The Graduate//9 to 5/1991 The Addams Family/All in the Family/Promised Land/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Andrew Havill rom The King's Speech/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker/Law & Order/Sherlock, Eleanor Bron frpm the 90s Black Beauty, and Martin McDougall whos not on back door, candy a55, beta msle, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, weener cleaner, queer rear, bamana crammer, necro pedo, hippie syoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia that thinks the moon lsnding is real but hollow earth is fake

i never saw this but critics liked it but it s=cked at the box orifice

after a few mins of logos we get this chick whining of the depression of the 29 f'd her fam fortune and tings s=ck now

she got a call to help someone take his mind off his work and was like 6th cousins which is likem saying i'm 128/265 doen the gamne, put it in lowest terms, ur grandpas were cousins or w/e. other wise its 12 8ths

so she goes to meet the cripled occultist president fdr the commie who wanted to pack the supreme court cuz it was protecting the prople from his comminusm

he shows her his stamp collection as they didn't ahve yugioh cards then and

she goes hoem and sez Europe had a war that was gonna suck America into it and the economy s=cked like they elected an Irishman of frenchness an fdr spent a lot of time on hyde park on Hudson

who am i? I'm spider man!

We'll call him, robocop!

I wanna take his face...off!!!

so he met with a buncha guys and f dr kept bringing her back to go on drives in a car what was made to not need feet as hi were dead

she helped him forget the world when not in his dark occultist meetings with winstone Churchill and the king

the cops followed em to make sure he wasn't b0nin her like that irishiman in the 2020s, jk they protected him from people outing him and his lusts

so the cops go off and they go to the hill andhe smokes whch probably caused his polio and puts his hand on his cousins leg

thats like if bush b0ned ba rock, as they are 9th cousins

and the car ha no trail in the plants where it went in so i guess its the matrix

she sez they were more than cousins but close friends, which reminds mre of sailor moon where amama and michelle were dubbed as cousins to clean up the 00s version so the kids wont be turned

later f dr takes her to his private cabin in the woods where he wants to retire, but in the future we know he went to h-ll 1st

so she goes in 1st and h gets his crutches to cripple himself overas he's not played by jon Voigt in Armageddon where he stood up to prove Americanism

leaning on a post he sez this place is where she can come if she misses him and he misses her at times and i think 1 falls into the other but not like a spoon into a bowl of mousse as they dont meld together like in devilman

later the evil king of England was comming to, hyde park on Hudson, as i guess he's finally over getting his candy a5 kicked in 1776 when we won FREEDOM

so franklins mom and not the turtle tells people not to call the evil queen by its 1st name and somehow isn't back in h-ll yet

elenor franklins wife but its probably a demon marriage so it dont count, whines about people anting 5000 kids to be a buffer between the regents and almost huamns of England or real huamns if in amrica,(exculting those irish)

fdr and its woman were said  to have a cr-ppy marriage andmain chick didn't see it and fdrs woman talks of how she dont think the honorable big bro of the king really gave uop the regencyto be with the woman he loves and will instead be the savior of England after the axis takes over

to be fair, englands been the bad guy for  enturies so maybe its time we tired somethine good?

so the regent and regess come to America like eddie murphy with jim jones as the king or w/e and they dont get how America works or why its not like candy a5 England which is still surpluss to requirements

so the regents wait its f drs cabinet was against the visit and didn't want America sucked into another reuotrash war, esp after siding with the bad guys in ww1 and cuasing eutope to get f'd by the soviets

so fdr meets the regent like when elvis met black j fk and fought a mummy in a nursing home

a griwn man carrys fdr around like an adult baby diaper fetish thing and i thino fdr is in diapers as he cant wipe his dead a55

main chick meets the regess and tells her a bit of the area but she knows jack sh-t and jack is j=rking off on sh-t and eating it cuz it "needs some sause"

wait is Elenore Roosevelt and she is told by the invid regess that the protoculture is in the flower of life, i mean its ok to call her eleiabeth

main hick meets fdr and he's too crippled to shake a drink like that hokuto no ken lost paradise mini game in bartending thats pretty good and she kisses him on the cheek but not his dead a55 cheeks that dont work

Elenore meets a brit wait its the king and he talks of beign in a room with 1812 cartoons making the britmos look bad cuz tey s-ck and otta hang out in a microwave to be evolved of their broken dna tnat makes em sissy

also the regent whines about the president will serve them hot dogs and hes too square to get it and its not Elenore its the regess and they look alivke so i didn't know

fdrs mom had spies looking in on things and regess whines about seeming common and when the king spazzes out she yells at that devolutionised sub human to stop stuttering, even though henry the 8th executed his women for less

regess who devolved to be the queen mother whnes about the candya66 king not being as bada66 as his brotheredward like elric the fullmetal alchemist and not that aids bag in twilight

fdrs mom comes in and goes mental over him having a martini which probably crippled nhim and as fdrs dad was a raging drunk and i guess it was when he was on oak island for the demon gangs treasure

the regent is called in and his woman is able to stay behind to rest and in the room, f dr sez his mom said king wants a tea instad of cocktails but king spsticly like the south park cripple sez his mon would agree but he prefers cocktails

king has a public thing with the prez and sez he met III Americans, jp mrogan, joe kennedy and Fred Astaire, and is gald to meet Freddy as if not he'd have a bad view of the people

wait til you hear how kennedy had his daughter lobotomied for being slow

also the regess dont like brits depicted like monkeys in 1800s art, like how the brits do that to those underevolved irishthings

they have dinner and a tray with these 24 plates falls for no reason and the king sez its an angel, but i think maybe a fallen angel like the king he/they seves

fdr meets these drivers and they talk of the oon beign full or not like for their dark rituals and 1 guy sez the king puts her pants on 1 leg at a ime, which fdr cant do being a deadlegs

another thing falls and this place i butt f=kin haunted and probably had too many occultist rituals and ceremonies and sacrifices

later people go to bed but dont wanna and fdr has the king do stuff for him like an indentured servant which the past regents would be horrified at for being subservient to an American

fdr finds the king liked stamp collecting cuz we didn't have sega geneiss and they talk about their women as they drink more cuz its the 30s and everybody everybody everybody everybody drinks, everybody everybody everybody stinks

fdr sez the regent will be a fine king and his dad would be prud but king knows better as his dad had the disabled son locked away for being handicapped

kin tries reading a speech and s=cked at it and whines of spain with kids being blown out by it and whines that people want England to fall, which if they did we'd not have any royal weddings and the regess and charlies wouldnt' have iced all those people

the kng wants America to serve him even though we beat his kind in 1776 to avoid that and fdr tells him that people dont talk of his dead legs and gives reasons for it as he cripples around furniture on his hands like he'sjon Voigt in Armageddon and has a drik and a smoke to cripple him more

the regent sez the people didn't want him as their king and fdr sez i didn't think they voted for that, like joking of stalin or castro

king goes to bed and tells of his cr-ppy corination and regess whines of him being relatable as they aren't meant to be like people or poke fun at themselves

when she asks if he talked of her the regent beta's out and claims he didn't and is almost laighungt at the idea of hot dogs at a picnick as theres no meaning to it, its only what people eat there

the regess sucks a flaming faeg as i guess she wants mouth cancer and by that i mean smokes a cigareete but they are brittish

king sez he can get fdr in the war and regess whines about how theres irish and jyuuze and germans and italianoes there who hate em and want to mock them as she seems like joan Crawford in mommie dearest and i tnink i see why the 20th century queen went so bad

king sez how fdr patted his knee and sez time for bed lad liek a dad and it helped him, probabmly an occult ritual or fetish

at the night the main chick goes for a drive and walks through the woods to the cabin to be where she can go for missing him

as she nears it, a 14 foot tall sasquatch is seen eating a red man on the stairs and looks at her with glowing red eyes and says in a deep voice "I WILL have YOUUUUU!"

jk really she smokes and a guy comes out with a flashlight and sez the pre cant be disturbed and a chick comes out and main chick runs

sh falls in a hole in the floor if the woods and when she sparks up a lighter, is a human skull 2x the size of a man with 2 rows of teeth

jk really she gets to the car and a woman i think elenor but im not sure  but she seems mannish or like a hermaphrodite and sez she knows main chick was b0ning fdr andthey have a smoke to calm down

i think it is Elenore fdr and she's ok with his cheeting and wait its another one of fdrs bimbos as i guess girls like guys who are limp

man woman goes on abouthow Elenore isn't enough for him and is ok with em by being "realistic" and she read the letters and  main chick sez "i dont think i can cshare" but man woman sez "i think you can" and this is why we got the aids

hermaphrodite leaves the car and later the main chick comes by fdrs room and mom sez "he wont go to bed, he's waiting for u"

f dr sez his mom and another named missy like in bill and ted b--ched at him for not inviting her to dinner and he shos his stamp collection but she wont oe near him as i guess he wants his parts mouthed

no wein steen i dont consent!

she b--ches out at fdr cuz she might be a dyumba55 or a wh=re andyells at him for being a sunova b--ch

but she narrates and sez she realls sed she had to go and leaves

the rengents looked at her leaving and talk of how he thought she was the governess and men often b0ne governesses as they are good with kids andits hot for em

regess b--ches at him for wanting to eat weeners and how his big bo eddy brock gein woulsnt eat hot dogs and how he didn't bring the Elizabeth jr cuz he knew it was bad

king goes on a tirade and tells he he'd eat 10 weeners, jsm 2 in his nose, 2 in his ears andnot to ompare him t his superior brother again

who does number 2 work ffor?

you show dat t=rd whos boss!~

fdr goes oyt to see main chick and sees the regentis watching like big brother in ussr soviet England 18984 and he goes for a swim wth the king with his dead legs not causing problems in a small rectangle pool and not triabgle for some reason

so theres a pickic and a man carrys fdr like darth vader in clockwork range carried that cripple and we ee footage like when the gov iced j fk

main chick, named daisy ike blue's sister in pokemon and the chick in that add thedemocrats did for nukingthe wold that made people hate em, is called to sit with da prez at his high able

they see an Indian dance his ritual and he king has a hot dog which does NOT seduce him and fdr has him have mustard on it with daisy puyting it on phaIIically

people celebate anddaisy sez this made it look lie things were gonna be ok now and the weeners wee not elenors idea

king has another and after retrning to soviet England wrote a letter saying their country foged a special bmg, which makes me think the brokeback miutain theme

she said she was ill for a week after the visit and fdr came by later and took her to a shop where the toilet seat orered for the royarls was returned

she grew closer to the man woan who got sick and bit it but fdr didn't go see her after changing his will to let her have half if she outlived him, which makes me suspect him being involved in it

she was with him and probably b0ning and later fdr bit it but for a while he was hers

then text sez America aided England in 42 but lwaves out that England planned to get Japan to attack it to get America in the war

after biting iit at 100 her letters saying she was with dat dead legged demon lover wee uted and we now

then credits with faked 40s footage of the bbw i mean bbq and 2 tings i missed, fdrs boys liked her and the king looked like Elon Musk

the end

that was pretty good

mostly lite and mild with some serious near the end

but thats on the surface an if you look deeper, like starship troopers, you see its lust and sin

that cripple cheeing on his women with many chciks like a bad ep of jarry springer

plus it didn't mention his demon worship

but at least it made the king look like a candya55 and the queen look b--chy

good acing and the music and filming fit

in the real version its implied fdr didn't b0ne his cousin, also he might've been too crippled to b0one with that dead d0ng and broken gon=ds

plus it shows how the media didn't wanna show his cripplism as it might make him look bad, like with ba rock and bi den and their obvsious sins

like the emperors new clothes with the media ignoring the elephant in the room

except now if you point it out THEY call you "intolerant"

it ends on a positive note but leads to years of h=ll from ww2 and the allies having the soviets take over much of Europe and  do far worse than the axis was accused of doing

if THEY hadn't wacked Huey Long, He might've steered America to a better path

but the movie is good and the hod dog scene got me feeling positive with a good sense of upbeat lightness

yeah i dumped on the characters, but i enjoyed the film and bill murrey did well as fiendish demon retainer

For Hyde Park On Hudson 2 I want it to be about j fk being there to see how fdr lived and finds his letters and sees how lusty he was, then plans to release them and out f dr to draw attention away from his wacking marilin Monroe and nearly starting WWIII and the press being oppresse by his lusty brother back door bobby who silenced em when they were gonna ou their lusts. But the press had enough of being pushed around by these lusty Irishmen and made a deal with marilins relative who's a bada55 80s dude and he goes to the grassy gnoll and the place butt hole bob got sent to h e double Ireland and cures em of their existance. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as j fk and try to avoid the bada66 who's trying to take you out and you avoid his attacks and get to the exit of different single screen levels and after you get to TExas, he cures you of irish and then the 2nd half is banana crammer bob and 1 part in going from plane wing to plane wing and when you go to the tent is him getting what he deserved, but both have an 8 bit digitized animation of a watermelon blowing apart from when their heads got cleaned out and editied with their faces on em.

Once Upon A Time In The West Review

 note: i spell lomgly bad but this movie is long as my poop

Once Upon A Time In The West

This is my review on Once Upon A Time In The West from the diatant future year to The Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth of 1968 (50 years before Robotech's Malcntent uprisings)

Its directed by Sergio Leone who did A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

It stars Henry Fonda from Jezebel/the 1939 Jesse James/1940 The Grapes of Wrath/The Ox-Bow Incident//12 Angry Men/the 50s Warlock/How the West Was Won/Firecreek/The Swarm, Jason Robards from Philadelphia/Enemy of the State/the 1988 Inherit the Wind, openly Slavic Charles Bronson from Apache/Master of the World/The Great Escape/Guns of Diablo/The Dirty Dozen 1/Red Sun/Chino/Death Hunt/Death Wish 1-V/Family of Cops 1-III, Gabriele Ferzetti from The Bible: In the Beginning.../the 95 Othello, Keenan Wynn from The Cockeyed Miracle/the 40s The Three Musketeers/Royal Wedding/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/Touch of Evil/Dr. Strangelove/The Americanization of Emily/The Night of the Grizzly/60s Stagecoach/Mackenna's Gold/Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town/The Last Unicorn/The Goonies/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Highway to Heaven, openly suicidal Frank Wolff fron The Wasp Woman/the 60s Twilight Zone, openly commie film actors guild founder soviet Lionel Stander from Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Transformers: The Movie, Woody Strode from Sundown/Demetrius and the Gladiators/the 50s The Ten Commandments/Spartacus/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/the 65 Genghis Khan/the 90s The Quick and the Dead, Jack Elam from Ride Clear of Diablo\The Night of the Grizzly\Once Upon a Time in the West\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Hannie Caulder/Firecreek, Al Mulock from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly who suicided on this movie. Benito Stefanelli from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Aldo Sambrell from the 60s King of Kings/A Fistful of Dollars/Doctor Zhivago/The Texican/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hannie Caulder/Shaft in Africa/The Wind and the Lion, and a number of guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, soy boy, gender offender, hippe vegan  stoner peta tree kung fu based on plante wikiepedia who dont have an article on max bielas but fdoes for mariah carrey saung "i dont know her" about some mexicommie or w/e

this film is 4 hours with adds on Grit and wasn't loved when it came out but later people said its one of the best films made

Afer a logo these cowboys in trenchcoats come in a train station and put the ticket guy in a closet

then cedits of a few guys waiting for a train for like 10 mins

eventually a train comes and bronsoncomes by and eventually they fire on each other and both Bronson and the guys he fired at got hit

buronson ties is left arm in a sling and goes off then we see a guy with a big moustache shooting birds and his son gets it to him

sn pretends to shoot birds with finger guns cuz he's a kid and kids do that but in the 90s people spazzed out over it thining the kids might do it for real like the devolved into by the 2010s

moustache and son come home and theres a girl there making food and its the guys daughter and mouschahe dad is disgruntled over some cr0-p

he sez they are gonna get rich and theres a teen who's disgruntled over his mom biting it 6 years ago and dad sez hes gonna meet his mom at the trai station and dad sez shes wearing a black dress and straw hat

i guess its a new wife and laer the dad sister and teen get gunned down by a bunxha guys in trenchcoats

they come up and start b0ning the kid as he screams and vomits

jk really they ask what to do about him but calls the main ba guy frank andas kid knows 1 of his names, main ba guy caps the kid offscreen

the new wife arrives and walks around to emotional music and is goin to sweetwater  and hears thats with a re headed irtishman is there and laughed at by the cart driver

She goes to a saloon and want water but they dont serve it since the flood(like the mud flood that buried the past workld and cities?) and has a bath that 3 guys used maybe together which means they might've been b0ning together and fulled the tub with spurm and poop

then a beardo comes in and people get silent and wait its Bronson and the music gets epic like smething outta violene jac  and wait bardo slides a gun at him as Bronson plays a harmonica

h thns Bronson dont know how to gun and tries to gunfight this well dressed guy but the guy happens to shoot the hand cuff chain on beardoes arm

beardo confronts Bronson over the 3 men iced by teh train station and Bronson plays his harmonica and makes bad notes as beardo walks off

new wife comes by the irish mousta che farm and finds the fam iced and reveals they were married a month ago in secret and they put em in the earth

the townsfolk say its cheyannes work and will find and lynch hum and 1 guy sez to go back to flagstone or w/e and she wants to sty here as its her home

later its night and broncon beats up a guy by a room of women and interrogates him about cheyeanne and a meeting and the guy swears he dont know as Bronson beats and choaks him

wife is bummed and not like with Polanski and hears something outsid an i think fires o it b ut i was reading of Al Mulock when looking this up

beardo eventually comes by an wants her ti make him coffee and talks of how he evads guys in the desert

she s-cked at starting a fire and beardo is cheyeyye who starts a fire for her and goes over how he was framed for the wacking of the wife's fam but she dont buy it and he asks of Bronson

this cripple with a ne ck brace like tourettes guy and crutches rags on main bad guy for icing the Irishmen fam of moustache dad and wanted them off the land for the railroad

cripple is terberculosis of the bones or w/e and has bars on the ceiling to swing from cu his legs are f'd and main bad guy played by henry fonda the dad or brother of the evil jane fonda wants to be his partner in his scemes

cripple sez to main bad guy by hendy fonds the da of the evil jane fonda who's characters name is the frank, that he has a better weapon, money and frank cant win being like him but frank sez his guns can take care of problems like the wife

wie talks of how she might go back to civilization and beardo xheyeeene sez she reminds him of his mon, the biggets wh=re until the 2010s withnikki minaj, kim Kardashian, Lizzo, taylor swift, cardi b, lady gaga an other kanaks that devolved out protoculture, but unlike them she had a bi heart and his dad was happy to have b0ned her

beardo leaves an later whrn wife tries to leave, the Bronson stops her and pns her to the ground and checks her arms by pilling the sleeves

instead of going soviet on her, he tells her to get water from the well as he likes it fresh anda they go there are some guys out in the distance watching

the guys drive towards em on horses and Bronson wastes both of 2 shots as beardo watching from the distance notices he can shoot

wife goes to the shop with the women cleaning like they should and tells the interrogated guy to tell frank she knows and wants totalk with him

frank and cripple are in this train and Bronson is on top of it as it goes on like some kinda action hero on a death hunt from a family of cops with a dirty dozen death wishes but when he coes down, frank Hendry fonda gets him at gunpoint and brings him in an has thim tied up but not for SM like with blonde germans

frank meets the interrogated guy and sez someone followed him an i tink it was Bronson and he shoves interrogated guy on his a66 and back out th traina dn it movies onbut interrogated guy sees cheyeeeyen under the train

he tries to tell frank but drank shoots him in the armpits and belt as he dont lie belts and sundepneres and leaves him to die like a dog in bile and p-ss

Bronson sez he's Jenkins or something and dave the slave butn frank sez hes dead and beats on Bronson for saying frank killed em but cripple sends frank off to ice the wife

we are 2 hours otta 4 in, that didn't feel like it

so Cheyenne gets on the train and caps the guys who stand on guard for thee as thats not Canadian to guard as we can't close our boarders or even have oarders and any gaijin that infect us are eaual to the shin ningen who made it work

in the cripplews room a guard sees a boot bu the window bt its realy chereyyne holding it with a gun in it and blows out the gut and comes in to confront cripple

he shoots him in the legs and then blows off his arms so he' got 4 stumps an puts the gun in his mouth saying "you ever suck a musket?"

jk really it cuts to wife going over the buildingmaterals her openy irish husband ordered an she sez to put the word station on this sign like in Bill And Ted 2.

she goes home and looks for a miniatute that sez station and its held by frank who's there

inthis hole in a rock walls a55 the Charles Bronson has cripple captive and cripple wants land and to deal but Bronson knocks him off his crippled feet

Bronson is there and i think its beardo who wait both are at the station andbronson sez irsh was making a station and owned the area but wold lose it  if the station wasn't build by the time the railroad reached the area

the frank is on wife in bed and snoohes her om the b00bs and face and sez he'd feel sorry wasting her and how she likes feelong man hands on her even if they are the hands that iced her husband

he sez she'd do anything to save herself and she goes with it andtakes off her top but we dont see her long uncut shoelace nips and lays on her belly

he sez she was a h00ker and he ans tomarry her and get her land and ses on him and smooches his crotchless mouth

later she has an acution and 1 guy bids 200$ for the thing which the winter warlock thinks is low

cripple in a train car looks at a picture of waves with an epression like he's having a viet nam flashback and playsa poker ganme or w/ewith some devolved guys

the auction goes for 500$ until Bronson goes for 5000$ and sez its on its way

Bronson is gonna turn in cheyeene for 5000$ and heyene sez Judas was ok with 4970 less but Bronson sez they didn't use ollars in those days(mght as well say 3000 yen)

so they send him to the train station to go to a big time jail and this openly black guy and another rfrom the start of the fim come by

wife talks with Bronson and frank comes in and she goes to have a bath like Kagome in InuYasha

Frank sez Bronson took the bounty he wanted an they go on about cr-p i dont get as Bronson sees guys with guns going around town

frank offers 1 dollar or wants it, i dont know and Bronson puts it in a cup for the drink he bought and frank takes the 5000$ on the table

he goes out and the people he had with guns are gone and Bronson goes in the room with wife in the bath like its an anime like project a ko or fatal fury with mai shiranui in a hot steamy bath with her G cups under water

Bronson looks out the window andcaps a guy on the other side of a sign and ank caps a few guys on the ground

Bronson hints that frank otta check the time andhe sees a guy by a painted on clock and caps him b4 the guy can harambe him like that iriosh monkey who iced marilin monfroe

wife whines of Bronson saving fran from his own men and Bronson sez he didn't let the men ice him implying he wants to do him like with vegeta on goku

frank goes back to cripple and the train has a lot of bodies by it and in it

outside is cripple crawling like the worm he is and seemingly bting it at tis stream of chocolat colored water

Bronson real name buchinsky watches th railroad being made by non maruta and cheryene is outta jail omehow and wife makes him coffee after probably being b0ned by the guy who iced her Irishman husband

sshe wonders what Bronson not buronson frm hokuto no ken is up to and the frank comes by wearing black like openly they/them according to the wiki luke skywalked and not the manly luke skinlicker from flesh Gordon who b0ned space bimbos

frank sez he's not like cripple and wants to know what Bronson is after but Bronson sez only when he's on the point of dyng

Bronson reveals he's the ghosts of the people frank killed who melded together and want revenge and are doing 1 last good in this world before dante;s inferno

jk really the cheryee wants to sahve but 1st wants totell off some guys and how some guys find wife hot

thr Bronson and the frank walk by a big wood building and seem to be ready for a duel but not with yugio cards

btw this is widescreen but has color thats earthy like many 60s weesterns and i hear some versions have a yellow tint

as they are gonna face off, we see a young frankwho weve seen out of focus in many shots here walk up and give a harmonica to i think the Bronson and wait it was to broncon as a kid withhis dad i think standing on his shoulders from an arch by a noose and kid Bronsonfalls

then we hear bullets and bearo Cheyenne cuz his face shaving and fran got shot though the heart, and he's to blame, he gave spurm, a bad name!

after staggering a bit frank fonds ford freedman falls and asks who are you and Bronson puts the harmonica in his mouth as he realizes who it finally is

and then, he died... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

beardo Cheyenne sez it would be nice to see this town grow and that Bronson is like death following him like Violence Jack and openly Slavic Bronson comes in to get his things and sez he's going

the wife who i thin is played by a blonde italiano looks at her i mean him and he looks at the town, sez its gonna be good and she sez she hopes he'd come back some day and Bronson sez someday and leaves

beardo cheryen sez he has to go too and she dont care and watches Bronson ride out

cuchinsky sees beardo following himand is outta breath and i think has a tummy ache from too many tape wors in his a55

he has to stay here and probably b0ne an itanlano woman but Bronson sees a wound in the guy's lower east side, or west, the one by where the large intenstine leades o the anus and colon

he sez he dont want Bronson to see him due i mean die and could go to a dr and get his butt pipel sewn up, but then he dies and Bronson turns back to see him laying there to rot

later the train comes to the station ECELLENT!!!! air guritatr and  land before time music plays

Bronson returns with beardo's body on a horse to eat later and sees the wife givng water to the slaves and the title show on the screen spinning like a movie maker effect and going over the area

the end

that was quite good

its a slow burn but holds your attention and you ain't thinkin "how much longer?" like titanic

good acting and it goes by with nice flow and no drag

the bad guys aint as bad as you'd think and the good guys got edge

its bada55, cool, and entertaining and has good music and acting

its mot trying to be political or force a moral but gives good action and a nice build up/release like the 00s x men 1

speilburgh and taentino liked it and it inspired em as did George lucas and it drew inspiratuion from john ford and other classic westwrns

a well made film and a good watch

For Once Upon A Time In The West 2 I want Bronson to return and find the town has been taken over by a tribe of sasquatch that have enslaved the people and use them for breeding hybrid monsters, and he has to save them and blow out their devolved kids, as well as lead an uprising against the demon apes. Also its a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as Charles Bronson and fight devolved sasquatch hybrids and the bosses are in demon mech armor like a death metal album.

Yukoku Review

 Note: I spell better than Gaijin

Yukoku

This is Ore Samma No Review On Yukoku or Patriotism from the distant future year to Tojo of 1966 (40 years before Transformers Season III)

Its directed by Yukio Mishima who based it on his poem and after he had an uprising but was beat, actually did seppuku

he was also very loyal to Japan and wound up turning queer but was pretty hard right

It stars him and a chick who's not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but an openly heteo guy from soviet Canada sent me the link so imma give it a look

after he pulled out his guts his woman waned all copies of the film destroyed, but the original negatives were found and it exists today

after credits on a scroll being unrolled it goes to the story with in feb 1936 Toky was under martial law adter a coup d;etat attempt by young soldiers who said they were more loyal to the Emperor than the corrupt politicians they iced

to be fair, Thomas W Dixon did a stint in ploitcs and said its the most corrupt back door thing he's ever seen

Plus Hirohito was a nice guy who loved his country and wife

In Mortal Kombat: Raiden renounced godhood to save people and Shao Khan is a brutal ruler who killed countless people he oppressed, Kinda like how Hirohito renounced the title of living god to save his country from America, and mao zedong killed 30-80 million of his own people, Also Raiden is a Japanese name and Shao Khan is a different kind of Asian

so Lt Takeyama was a member of this group but didn't join in and the others didn't out him cuz he loved his woman Reiko like the chick in Valis

The attempt seemed to work but after a few days the imperial injunction quelled it like in Nobonaga's Ambition

Takeyama was in the Palace Guards and would have to fight his homies who were called rebels like 1997 and The Confederates i mean 1776.

then it says this is like a Noh Play, and Chapter 1 Reiko, the Lt's wife saw  in his face resolution as he goes to tha palace after the attempt, if he bites it, so will she and gathers her items for her fam before she goes to h-ll as suicide is a sin

we see her in a room writing keepsakes from reiko and with itnms of small animak

a mans hand is seem imposed over her and her translucent husband feels her face like a ghost which i thik is her remembering him

then he remembers em b0ning and his handimpsed over her leg as she puts her hand to it, then a rectangle thing andfshe fades in and out and then them bowing to it

she goes to the door and then its chapter II the Lt's return at midnight where he returns home and the guard changed and he's free til the AM when he has to ice his homies

he sez he cant do it but wants to be loyal to the emperor and as he's from a Samurai Family, there's only 1 way out; seppuku!

reiko understanfs and will go to h-ll wuith him and they are happy and he wants to go 1st

then we see him in uniforme and she helps him with his coat and they are together in the roomand he looks kinda ike Yasunori Kato from Teito Monogatari in that unifirm and hat but we dont see his eyes

they look ather written thing and he pulls her close and says things but we dont har his words, only usic

he moves his hand by his gut like seppuku and she takes his hand to her neck and they look at each other and kiss

Chapter III final love, what is this? an anime? the scroll sez its pure and passionate as a ritual before the gods (when god gives you lemons yoy find a new god) and for the 1st time they can reveal their secret desires

like weird fetishes? age regression? pig transformation? crotch transformation? butt pregnancy? Feet? Pregnant feet with babies wiggling around in big swollen meaty feet?

so they lost their shyness knowing they are alredy dead amd say bye to each others flesh

are they b0ning? we see em laying on a thing w/o clothes but don't see the parts or nips or buttcrack

they look at each others openly Japanese eues and then the katana on a gun rack for swrdsthen make out and seem to b0ne from the shoulder area up

she lays down and he puts his hands on her face which i guess is his/her wtish then we see messy hair on her head as he runs hus hands through it

then outta nowher we ee his foot long b0ner and a long thin strand of poop comes out

jk really he puts his hat on and salutes  then he puts his fingers on her face and i think he's dressing her with close ups of her hand

then hwr belly buttom and his hand on it and he doesn't 0ne it like tommy wiseau

she gets yp and he lays back and she puts her face on his and smooches

don't worry, its bot p0rn0, its an art film, wait, that sounds wrong, but iys not gross with a crotch shown or butt pooping spurn

we see his chest and man nips and then they laying in a pose together

chapter IV lt does seppuku. What is this? Yugioh with titles like "Joey dies"

so hes standin in a speedo with his hat on and a blade and they wrote on paper "long live the Imperial Forces lt shinji Takeyama"

his names shinji? like dat candya55 from vangelion? no wonder he eats his gun!

they bow to the ectngle and he gets his unifornme on and looks at her and she looks bak then bows

he gets his katana out and wipes it so its not dirty, dont anna getta infection when cutting out ur guts

wait he wraps ir and opens his coat and  ipens his pants ands grabs the katana by thre paper on the blade

he cuts his leg to tes it then eventully puts it in his torso and screams

he slowly pulls it across his bely as blood spill and its inky black lik in inuyasha and hes all sweaty and sriggling

he uses both hands and blood bursts out but its nt too bad, unless ur a beta male who can't handle blood

we see his guts anfing out and its pretty bada55 and his blood fills he floor and gets on his womns White Kimono

he pulls is organs to his mouth and starts eating them with a crazed look in his eyes

jk thats anthropophagus. Really he foams at the mouth and jeks the katana ans she gets to her feet and helps him and he jerks it our and sprays blood then bites it

chapter V Reiko's suicide. I think this wull have a happy ending

so she talks around her room for a while and goes outside and leaves her huband in his blood mess

she goes to some room and the door closes behind her even though this is the 30s and they don;t got automatic doors

she sits down and looks at a mirror and this whole thing was b/w with proper fullscreen and kind of a slent film

she puts on make up and ventually gets u and goes back to hermain room with her husband gone and a pool of blood whre he was

wait hes still there and its only the spilled blood him him

ponyboys froend-people sure got a lot of blood in enm

i thought it was like dbz where Kami took Goku's body to the next world

she turns her man over and kisses his dead mouth and stands up and he White Kimomo is bloodsoaked

she sits dowb and pills out a small blade, a Washizaki? then licks it and looks at her husbands meat pile smiling

she puts it to her neck and we see her hands holding it as she thrusts and then a black screen sprayed eith gray fluid

you show him pulling out his guts not not the cick slitting her neck? thats not treating the genders equaly. hate crime! we should have seen her pull out her guts too to be gender balanced!

lol jk

so she's laying on her husbsnds body then it shows the poster they had with charactrs for Wholehearted Sincerity that were there the whole movie.

Who has a poster for 1 word??

then it zooms ot and above and they are on a flor with flds on it as the music swells

then a scroll with hands holdng it saying the end 1966 Ichiro hiraoka

the end

That was pretty well done

its 27 mins and is pretty much a Noh Play whic I never really saw but this was good

its artistic and has good emotion and acting and s a silent film kinda with good gore and effect

kinda goes back to the 20s with a 2 reeler and a bit of classic tragedy but hopeful in a weird way

only 2 eople tell a deep story

too bad the director went on to kinda live this film and seppuku in an uprising to help the Emperor

but Teito Monogatari tells an alternate look at why he did it

Yeah its kinda dark, but done in a lite way, like Sailor Moon

For Yukoku 2 I want an army guy to check on him as he got a sense to do so and found em. He called a medic and they saved em and in the hospital, they see what they did. As Rasputin survived being gutted, they guy might too, plus the cold weather slowed the blood or w/e to keep em alive. He tells his story and it moves the Emperor to see the error of letting the politicians have their way and takes command to bring Japan back to the feudal era. Then decides to work wth America to fight the commies and they take on the brits and soviets as they wre the worse side. Also its a 16 bit 2 player Shmup on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and ba, where you play as a fighter pilot and go through soviet and brit forces to take out their weapons baes, that turn into giant mechs that you gotta take out their key points to make em fall and blow.

A Royal Night Out Review

 Note: My computr keyboard is spazzy

A Royal Night Out

his is my reviw on A Royal Night Out from the distant fture year of 201(the year of alien soldier on sega genesis)

Its directed by Julian Jarrold who did  nothing I saw

It stars Sarah Gadon from The Amazing Spider-Man 2/Are You Afraid of the Dark?/Mattimeo: A Tale of Redwall/Cadet Kelly/My Dad the Rock Star/This Is Wonderland/Ruby Gloom/Total Drama/Flashpoint/Murdoch Mysteries, Bel Powley from Mary Shelley, openly monarchist gay h==ker Rupert Everett from butt f==king Shakespeare in Love/the live ation Inspector Gadget/the 00s The Importance of Being Earnest/Shrek 2/Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children/Boston Legal, Emily Watson from Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Equilibrium/Corpse Bride/The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep/War Horse/The Theory of Everything, left wing pinko Roger Allam from V for Vendetta/the live action Speed Racer/Inkheart, Jack Laskey from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, and a buncha frooty brits who i never saw in anything

i never saw this butmy dad whos openly monarchist wants to watch it as he like thos e devolved brits and their regent who oppresses the lesser men

after logos we hear its may 08 in 1945 and we see this chick in b/w and historical cr-p of the brits cleebratig beating the germans which allowed the soviets to take over Europe andkill far more than the axis was accused of doing

If only we sided with zee kaiser, then we;d not have cr-ppy a55 royal weddings when a prince nmeets an alleged woman he wants to b0ne

so princess lilibet as brits ant say Elizabeth aand her sister wanna go out to selebrate and her demon worshipping dad and his b--ch want em to do cr-p

the princesses mock the French for s-cking and talk about how the country will be cleebratig tnight and its mist be liz and not dick who asks the rents fo consent to come out

the sisters talk of celebs like Gregory peck who's irish and then brits are genetically programmed to hate, but after biden ba rock and Trudeau, can ya blame em?

princess marg wants to go out but her mom said no as he mom married for love and it cost her status so she was a big influence on Elizabeth and why she put honor and uty over love and had diana iced for defying em

or was it the queens grandma cant keep these evolutionarily challenged brits streiahgt, as most of em aint

they watch ther demonic faith dad trying to read a speech as he stufdders and we saw the kings speech and they ask their rents for the right to celebrate outside and liz sez "i dont know and never will if i dont go out tonight"

the evil king of his high level paganism sez the fam was together and her b--chy mom sez "1 day you'll be queen and people will look up to you" and as liz whines dad sez "let them go" to shut those b--ches up as it might be their only chance to go out

the mom calls someone to keep tabs on on nd maybe wack em to blame the humans or irish so they can go after others they dont like if she steps outta line and we get these brit soldiers who probably have ptsd from chopping up german fams to loo after em

dad king sez to come back by 1 am and they go out in a car as the morass of immorality of brits swarm around andspazz out hat they dont have to keep killing germans and Italians

they get ou go he car and marg is like that chimp who saw the sky for the 1st time and sldiers come by after being killing oepele days before and proably wil again

the chcks get herded into a room like fat cattle to b slaughtered and its a prim proper party of ev olved brittish c-ck suckwrs who have no souls an its boring  and gay

marg escapes and goes out to drink which caused her cancer like vaccines and liz w/o dick is stuck there til she sneaks out and goes in a conga line which i didn't now they had in the 40s or England

then the place blows as the germans fighters made 1 last do or di attack andkamikaze'ed their ets with gasoline into the city and lis had an arm blown off and marg lost both beet under a piece of rubble

jk really marg escapes and lis chases and bumps a tray that hits a toper of glasses that shatters

marg gets away and lis chases after her as the guards stay behind and bri army chicks like in obotech come by to sedue em as if they were hetero

lis gets on a bus and sh bangs on the wall ani mean window at marg at aother bus next to em nd her t-ts are in this guys face who dont seem interested as hes a brit and they pefer b0ners

the guy who got a face full of her low sized t-t pays for lis and she goes to stop the trolley but this guy who i thik payed her way not gay in the A trys helping but she falls out and on him and she hurts her hand

he helps it and shes surprised a commoner is touching her

marg meets a birt guy whos in naval intelligence and i think wants to b0ne her and one of the guards is b0ning a brit woman like hes straight or something and gets a call from the king who wants to know what everyone thought of the princesses

the king has a faeg as a lot of 40sguys smoked and it killed him and in a bar he liz has a pint of booze and wants to see her sister in Trafalgar law square

the king gives the kings speech rated r cuz tey said f--k a buncha times f--k f--k f--k f--k f--k and radios

the guy lis was with didn't stand for the king on the radio andthe brits throw him out and spazz out over him not honoring a guy whos not there and dont care

solier whines of England being cr-ppy and liz sez her fam eas in the war and dont ay shes a royal and not a rebel like ben franklin or George washingtom or Jefferson davis

they go to Trafalgar square andits like a b l m riot but less murder

they get separated in the morass of immorality but she finds her sister marg making out with a dude and probably gonn get mouth cancer from all the b0ners they both mouthed

i think she loses marg again and meet sa soldier with 2 girls, mary and ane, like chronic

btw tis is colored and dull 2010s colors and widescreen

so lis goes  to the gates of the palace as building a wall to protect your family from gaijin works for elites but when huamsn wanna do it, its bad

lis talks with a chick who dont like the war and they see the evil king and the clock hts midknight and the war ens in Europe but Japan is still fighting the good fight against the soviets and gaijin an jigku no maruta

lis sees the soldier making out with a chick and sez hes her bf and the chick sez bye for now and is gonna b0ne him later

lis sez shes got a b but overseas dont count and its ok to cheet when ur away and they need to find this place her sister the marg sed she was going to

the guards who were guarding em wake up in bed with a bucnha brittish possible women andcome down to see everyones gone

i dooo say olde chappe, we gon be getten da vivisection

indubidably olde beane, our organs are gon be pulls frum we groins

marg goes to some hole in the walls a55 with a slummy club and is givedn something which means she's gonna get sodomized like in svu

lis and soldier find info where they were going and  the king worries of the land after the war butdon worry, we got the soviets to fight an maruta

lis goes in an alley and a creeper treis making out with her and might be jack the ripper jr but not the royal member of the family coverd up by the regent

she escaps an finds sldier andafter a talk goes to find the place the marg went

in the slum sin hole marg drinks drugged booze andgoes off to puke as they gamble and goes in the basement and meets a frooty brit she out herdwlf to and sez 1 guy hurt her

the guy is beat as frooty brit talks of the evil queen victoia in a good way as the brits like being oppressed unlike the Honorable Americans who stand for Freedom and Heteronormality

In America its WE the People, in England its, we who are subservient to the regent

marg reveals shes german and wants to go to a party and has the password and her and frooty monarchist go off

lis and soldier and a lady goes by the sin hole and the chicks get in butsolder is kept out

mrg goes in a car after seeing a horse chopped up and in the ride these possible h==jkers who think her skin is nice like their before the hiv or cooties or w/e

lis lets solier in thwindo and they find from a drunk chic that marg went off with h--kers

a big hairless guy finds solfier and beats on him while taking no damage from his blows but lis beats his head in with a metal thing and they dance in the hall to cover it

she finds out and yells "ur a deserter" and they run out as the hairless guy chases em out

lis dont like slder for going awol and he sezuf they catch him he'd be tortuted or executed for not fighting in a war he din;t wanna

he might go to Canada or France but not French Canada cuz that s-cked and its like the slavs who had to flee when the soviets took over eastern Europe

so lis and soldier go on a boat or w/e and go by people burning hitler lie they burned Trudeau or other worse rulers as they dont know they are out the frying pan into the fire with mao ze dong andhis 30-80 million victims

marg give the pass word, gd save the king,(from what? is there a demon after him? this is what you get for getting into the black arts)  and the frooty brit and the h00kers come in the party

solier tells of nearly dryong in the war and how his fried bit it as he held his hand the whole way back, then was sent out to figt the Honorable Japanesethe guards are gonna say they f'd up but go off for 1 last drink

th king and his b--ch worry as its 3 am and the girls should have been back

the guards are p-ssing and sing god save the king and soldier main guy comes in and se incognito and sneaks in

lis comes in this party and they find marg dancing and solfier dancers with her wait its another guy and2 guys pull on her like a wish bone andwanna dance with and maybe butt hamme her

lis sees marg and main guy soldier called jack like violence jack or jack atlas in yugioh 5Ds comes in and beats the guys out for the crime of being into the opposite gender like in the 120 days of Sodom by openly French por queer pro abortion Christianity hating tudeau i mean the marquis de sade

the guys he beat out vanish as its a viceo agme and they blinked out like in Zelda or golden axe and the girls dance

some guys beat onjack and its military guys andlis comes out about beign a man i mean the princess and everyone even the jack is shocked

she invites jack to come wity em and the gaurds do stuff and jack goes off as she lied to him and she can get away with anything cuz shes a royal

he dont like being deceived but she sez she had to and never had anything on her own and its like on springer when the guys woman reveals he's a dude

he dont car and goes off and this was her 1st night to do something and i think he went to see his mom

she goe to see jacks mom and she sez da king didn't wanna have the job but did it and talks of how boys went in the war gung ho but got f'd

marg goes off on a cab and lis but not lisa hayes in robotech with the sdf III stays behind to go with the jack

mrg comes home andthe king is gonna deal with the guards later and will probably ahve them tuned inside out slowly in public as a warning to the rest like braveheart

marg sez she was everywhere and lis went off with the jack and likes him but dont kow where he is

lis goes to se jack an he'scut open and his guts are spilled out on the floor and he gurgles "i learned this in Ja pan"

jack drives her back hoe and they talk of living a good lie together butsay it cant happen as its not like she can surrender the throwne like her uncle did a few years ago

marg tells her rents of her night and lis brings the jack in and wants breakfast with the fam but kings b--ch dont think is appropriate but lis sez she does

kings b--cjh starts screaming and foaming at the mouth and saying "you belong to me" and lis has enough an guves her an uppercut in the jaw and says "sic semper tyrannus"

jk really theyhave breakfast and she sez he shotdown 5 planes like its a goo thing to kill hsi fellow man and the ing oses him 7 pounds 50 w/e

king se no one must now of ths and she spnt the night at the ritz, which is a good thing they made this movie, so no one will know

lis sez to the jack the future dont belong her her lot, before she found who THEY serve and the global gangs who own from the blackest shadows and had diana and Charles other women iced

jack is gonna go back i think to the army an lis drives him as she drove since she was 11 and went to the base and used her pull to keep him from being executed andhe gives her a daisy he foun growing on the ground

after a kiss on the lips and not the anus, she drivs bacl and credit happen to 40s music

the end

that was pretty good

i liked it

kinda like roman holiday or royal wedding with fred Astaire

i know i dumped on England the whole time, but the movie is likable

even though the main character went on to have a number of people iced

kinda like Histeria in the 90 with joe stallin as a comedic character

its an entertaing film and is lite nd fun and upbeat

its petty brittish but in a lite way like hogans heroes for Germany

For A Royal Night Out 2 I want it to be about the jack pilo in apan and the brits keep sending him on death missions and he keeps surviving as he's destned to  bring down the monarchy with leading an uprising like 1776 2 or the confederates G. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System, Gam boy and NES, TG16, Atari Jaguar and Lynx whee you play as guardian angles and gotta protect the guy on missions by following instructions to alter his planes cource when its gonna me hit and damage its engine so it falls before a big battle. Then he lives on an island andyou gotta keep the giant sasquatch monsters and dinosaurs away from him in battles with a holy sword.

Cosmos Pink Shock Review

 Note I spell wa shock

Cosmos Pink Shock

This is my rvirw on Cosmos Pink Shock from the distant future year to Shiro Ishii of 1986(the year Dragon Ball started and maybe Saint Seiya)

Its diected by Keisuke Matsumoto who did nothng I saw and Yasuo Hasegawa who did animation diction for Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future: Future Force Training, Megazone 23/The Super Dimension Cavalry Southern Cross(robotech season 2)/Wanna-Be's

Its writyen by Takeshi Shudo who did pokemon when it was good and had music by Kenji Kawai who did the Devilman 80s oavs

It stars Rei Sakuma from Lunar: Silver Star Story/Angel Cop/Cardcaptors/Dragon Half/Mobile Suit Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz/New Dominion Tank Police/Pokémon/Pokémon Advance/Pokémon Chronicles/Pokémon XY/Pokémon XY & Z/Ranma ½/ShutenDoji/Sword for Truth/Wedding Peach, Daisuke Gouri from Shuten Doji//Cutey Honey/Fist of the North Star/Dragon Ball/Sakigake!! Otokojuku/DBZ/Urotsukidoji/Transformers Victory/DBGT/Inuyasha/Yugioh GX/Transformers Zone/Dead Or Alive/Tekken/Star Fox 64/Ninja Gaiden/Dragon's Heaven, Kaneta Kimotsuki from Astro Boy in the 80s/Dororon Enma-kun/InuYasha the Movie 3: Swords of an Honorable Ruler/Jungle de Ikou!//Maya the Bee/Zatch Bell, Kazue Komiya from Fist of the North Star/Fullmetal Alchemist/Iron Virgin Jun/Kekko Kamen/Pokémon/Transformers/Transformers: The Headmasters/The Transformers: The Movie/Yu-Gi-Oh! GX, Masaru Ikeda from Jushin Liger/Case Closed/Death Note/butt f--kin Dragon Ball Super/Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora/Fist of the North Star 2/Jungle Book: Shōnen Mowgli/One Piece/Pokémon, Norio Wakamoto from Violence Jack/Cyber City Oedo 808/Dog Soldier: Shadows of the Past/DBZ/DBGT/Fist of the North Star/Ghastly Prince Enma Burning Up/Monster Rancher/Ninja Scroll/Transformers Animated/Transformers Cybertron/Urotsukidōji/Yugioh GX/Street Fighter IV and V/Capcom vs SNK 1 and 2/The King of Fighters 2002/MD Geist/Ninja Gaiden OVA, Sho Hayami from Beyblade metal f/Jushin Liger/Cutey Honey F/Dinozaurs/Fatal Fury: The Motion Picture/Gravion/Robotech and its Japanese Macross spin offs/New Cutey Honey/Riki-oh OVA/Saint Seiya/Transformers G1/Transformers: Super God Masterforce/Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer, and Tomomichi Nishimura who was in Street Fighter cr-p/the cg astro boy movie/Diginon season 4/Dinozaurs/Hokuto No Ken 2/Garzwy's Wing/Genesis Climber Mospeada (Robotech season 03)/Genocyber/Riki-Oh OVA 2/Sailor Moon/Shutendoji/Transformers G1 and The Headmasters.

I never saw this bt its an 80s oav and wasn't released on laserdisc but vhs and VHD and was based on a 1984 serial from the 'Animevision' video magazine.

and despite the name its not a p0rn0 and i think has no b0ning

So after the totle i mean title its the ditant future year of 2206, or200 years after Transformers Season 3 and 100 years before Beast Wars

in pluto base 17 a hyper rocket bu its not cleared and turns off communications and the fighters try to stop it

the rocket goes i light speedo and it a chick driving t and then we get a robot bbe ball gamr for The Tigers who had a 210 year losing streak like the cubs or maple leafs

the other team is the lions like detoilet and his a big hit but a shp sends the ball back by flying over it and its caught so the toges lose again

this guy in a tiger outfit but probably not a furry sends ships after the ship fir revenge but the chic sez she dont get baseball but loves cats and jets off with the tigrs after her

later in a nebula 10s of thousands of light years away from earth, if yu believe the eggheads who think its billions of years old, this dausuke gouei captain talks of how humans want his planet anded over

then these chicks like in robotech sing a song of culture shock like macros or w/e and captain wants to attack and this blue haired cick like an 80s noin from gundam wing sez civiltin is like culture and the 2 sides battle in space with mech warriors and phaIIidc ships

Hyper Rocket goes by and she sez she don't care for wars and the sides call a ceasefre and the tigersfans come by after her as narrator sez the ocket was called the hwole galaxy is stooped but others wound up calling i pink shock after itc color and not her nips

it went past all patrols and chasers and whats this thing run on? protocultue?

she puts on the autopilot and has a shower but4 warships from Jupiter  ilitary expedition fleet are nearing and she wants to get dressed being a girl and 17 even though its a computer and feels no lust

she gets dressed as she only wants 1 guy to see her nude and the forces say shes on theur terf and she sez she wont stop and rckets away

a hairless guy with big ears and looks like the guy from that game gear shining force game  is in the absolure defence fleet and she sez hes in her way and otta move

hairless fires on her ad she evvadesand goes by and sez no one can stop er and this go nagai loking dude is mad she got past the fleet so Yosho his pretty boy comes in like tuxedo mask and fangirls spazz out over it

he hates girls and is called captain Gatsby and sez pink shock will run outta fuel as it went by the nearest system 6 months ago and will stop here for more

go nagai lookinghomie wans to catch her and Gatsby  looking bishonen wants tofind out why shes doing this and thinks it got a crew of manly men he' like, but not in a queero way, just manly

as fangirls squeal he sez he dont have yaoi feelings for men as devolved fangirls often want men to have like making captain America and bucky as butt buddys or spider man and uncle ben

so the ship runs otta gas and she wasn't keeping track and gets caght by jupiters gravity andcalls out to hiro

then on a desert planet we see tank and troopscome to the pink ship andit opens so they go in and look arund and see her stuffed plushies including what ooks like captain harlock

they fin e chick ad bring her in and Gatsby finds its a woman b 83 w 58 h 85 which isn't much and should be 2x that

shes frm earth and Gatsby sez shes removed from spe and time and she comes to the video phone like in pokemon abd sez its rude to feel up a sleeping girl and thinks hey b0ned her like he soviets in ww2

Gatsby sez they checks her for weapons and he wants to talk to her and she wans food and a shower and he lets her and whines about women

in the bath she is shoulder deep with long hair, but when she puts her head in fast, the end of her long hair flies up, which shouldn't happen as shes in a small tub

he ez thigs will work out with Hiro ab later ge b to meet Gatsby and ass if hes got a gf and he sez he wont marry cuz he hstes chick and she sez es handsome

he rags on women frhiding anger(they often show it and spazz out) back inflattery(that ones right) and move in fir te kill (unless they'fe bimbos) ad how they stand y 1 man they love and have another in their dreams(like a crush on the dbz guys?)

an how women say pretty things but thats all they are and she sez he s=cked with chicks so he rags on his mom being that kinda chick wo ditched him and his dad for another man

So now he thinks women s=ck and not only foot long b0ners, which makes sense as he was soured on em, like me dealing with dogs and how ret-rded they are, like brain damaged kids, and not only cuz they eat their own waste

so he asks why shes going around and she eventually sez its for her bf hiro who she loves and wante to marry her as kids and got her a pendant with chocolates

in the flash back we seemasks of kinniku man, masked rifer and i think a v r trooper and at a summer thing Japan doeshiro got abducted by a light and she tried but didn't save him

Gatsby sez they often take specimins from backwater planets and she asks why they ignored her and took hiro but he dont know

she swore on the pendant and headband to look for him and we get a flashback to her asking the cops to find hiro but they cant do jack and hiros rents didn't know of him, nor did anyone else

this is like that twilight zone ep with the jet that went missing for 2 hours, came back, and 1 by 1 the people were unexisted and no one knew they were there

so she left home and went off as a grade schoolwr or 4 yeaf ol d or w/e and went to a space shuttle to find him

imagine if some creeper like bi den jr came for her?

she sez he might be in the universe center called the sacred ealm

like the kaiohshin realm in dbz?

so she got the pink shok andstarted flying to it and has searched 13 years and worries of getting old

she shows his picture and he dont think much of some 4 year old candya55 and she sez she loves him

so he lets her go or w/e and thins about how pik shock made the universe trebmle and its only a lovey girl, also he dont like chicks but thinks of her and wait she's in a jail cell

gatsy sends a rebort and go nagai dude sez hes gonna have her xecuted as 17 is old enuff to pay for crimes, like THEy said about Ritenhouse but not Trayvon or omar kahder

also he has the pink shock and Gatsby sez she's doing it for love bt go nagai dde who looks like a cross of kishiza abashiro, boss and maybe chokkei Hayami's dad, sez firing squad is the only way to keep their honor as its the sacred will of space and he wants to make his space foe ce famous

Gatsby has doubts and the news sez the pnk shock was caught and  the pilot is Mitsuko Hayami like Mitsuko Yagyu from Harenchi Gakuen and Danbei Hanami in Cutey Honey and the news makes her look bad like the news does as go nagai guy sez only his side can catch her

Gatsby shoots the tv lie elvis and Mitsuko is being takes away by armed guards and told no one leaves here alive

they tie her down each limb with a different chain and put a hose in her butt and start filling her up with an enema like G Nagai likes and she screams like an anime girl as she expands ad start barfing up chocolate water

jk really as shes gonna be firing squadded the tigers in tiger colored  mech suits attack and save her 

he runs through the base to get back the pink shock and a guard gets her at gunpont but is iced by Gatsby with his rod in the guys face and i mean walking stick or cane

he takes her out of the way and she wants to get elemental hiro cyber neos and Gatsby ses one day someone ill give her a real endant not a cheap ptize and she sez hers is real

they go tothe pink shock and its repaired and loaded with high octaine super fuel like liquid schwartz in spaceballs or the thing star wars ripped off in solo a star wars story

he dont wanna f her dream and she sez he hopes he finds love soon and he sez he hates women and she kisses his right face cheek and not a55cheek and he smiles at her and wwaves before catching hiself andshe goes ou in the pink shock

the guards drive cars as they still use cars and not hover cars in 2206 and probably use vhs tapes and Walkman tapesand she escapes the planet

shining force guy comes after her wanting to be put in a captains chair for catching her but th tigers go by and attack hi and it a maelstrom of laser fire

Hayami wont stop and shining force guy spazzes out and fites away and she escapes with the tigers

go nnagai commander dude finds Gatsby let her go and yells at him but he resins and he sez he hates women ut theres 1 woman he wants to protect and trns off the video sphere

he sez he'd watch over her until she finds her love and hopes to find love one day and i hope he dont go yaoi like the fangirls want

the tigers fans invite Gatsby to join e as they are fans of her as the tigers s-cl and wanna be in a fanclub with monthy or yearly plan for pink shock girl andhe joins a yealy plan as the 1st month is free

Hayami goes off to find hiro and her pirate crew go after her through space

the credits to a catchy 80s song and clips of the anime we saw mins ago

the end

then a other song with images of the chick looking 80s anime

that was grand

a classic 80s oav with that 80s look like valis or barabanba or wanna be's

i love the vhs grain it has and the art style and how its mostly pg wo nudes or b0ning

the animation is good and the character designs is really 80s and cool

the music is nice and the voicing is good

its under 40 mins and has a good feel and the designs are like a better MD Geist

its pretty cool and is good sci fi with romance and heart and the writer did well in this like Pokémon when it was good

For Cosmos Pink Shock 2 I want her to get to the center of the universe and find her bf hiro is the leader of the aliens that took him as he worked his way up from slave to right hand of the emperot and after the emperor was wacked by malcontens, he was  net in line, but theres a civil war in the empire and the malcontents wanna take over under the guise of equlity but really they want dominance and enslave the former masters. So using her forces she built up over the years as she's now 25 and thicc and in a mini bikini, they go on an epic campaign to wipe out the malcontents and their allies and she marries him and becomes his empress and Gatsby marrys a thcc catgirl with pink hair in a leather mini bikini and finds love. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Shining Force on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jagua and GBA where you play as members of a squad of mechs and ships to go into enemy terf and take out their bases and forces before taking on the malcontent leader who's a la blue girl/urotsukodoji/guy double target monster and he absorbes the bodies of his men tobe a cosmic horror and you gotta take out his gems to make him unstable and mutate into a slob monster that blows apart whenthe head gem is blown.

Pirate Radio Review

 Note: i spell like a pirate of butts

Pirate Radio

This is my review on Pirate Radio from the distant furture year to roger c car,mel of 2009 (the year of robotech season 1)

its directed by Richard Curtis who did nothing I saw and was called the boat that rocked in soviet England

it stars Philip Seymour Hoffman from Twister/The Big Lebowski/Patch Adams/The Talented Mr. Ripley/Punch-Drunk Love/Red Dragon/Cold Mountain/Mary and Max/The Ides of March/Law & Order/Arthur, Tom Sturridge from Mary Shelley, Bill Nighy from Underworld/Shaun of the Dead/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End/G-Force/Astro Boy/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/Rango/Total Recall reboot/Jack the Giant Slayer, openly welsh Rhys Ifans from Notting Hill/The Replacements/Little Nicky/The Shipping News/Hannibal Rising/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/the butt f--king The Amazing Spider-Man, faith traitor Nick Frost from Shaun of the Dead/The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn/Snow White and the Huntsman/Supernanny(ew)/Phineas and Ferb, Tom Brooke from Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason/The Death of Stalin/Sherlock, Rhys Darby from Trolls/aids bag Modern Family/Hot in Cleveland/2010s Thunderbirds Are Go/devolved Voltron: Legendary Defender/gay a55 We Bare Bears/Bob's Burgers Duncan / Quincy Cox/Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/The Venture Bros/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/Yo Gabba Gabba!/Late Night with Seth Meyers(soviet seth), Katherine Parkinson from Sherlock/The Kennedys, opely irish and Faith Hater Chris O'Dowd from the 2010s Gulliver's Travels/Bridesmaids(f--k dat abomination)Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children/the 2010s The Twilight Zone, Tom Wisdom from 300/Hannibal, Ralph Brown from Alien 3/Wayne's World 2/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Lexx/Exorcist: The Beginning/Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist/Life on Mars/Jack the Giant Slayer/The Blacklist/Turn: Washington's Spies, Kenneth Branagh from Chariots of Fire/Mary Shelley's Frankenstein/Othello/Wild Wild West/The Road to El Dorado/Rabbit-Proof Fence/Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Dunkirk/Murder on the Orient Express/Death on the Nile/Oppenheimer/Shackleton/Walking with Dinosaurs/World War 1 in Color, Sinead Matthews from Pride & Prejudice 2005, Jack Davenport frpm The Talented Mr. Ripley/Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/The Good Wife,mrs elon musk Talulah Riley who got him to free twitter from 2005 Pride & Prejudice, Openly Brittish Creator hater Emma Thompson (ene enema) from Much Ado About Nothing/The Remains of the Day/Junior/Treasure Planet disney version not the weird a55 hungarian one/Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban/Nanny McPhee/Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix/I Am Legend/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 2/Bridget Jones's Baby/Cheers/bytt pl=g Saturday Night Live, and a buncha guys i never saw in anything and are probably from back door, candy a55, aids bag, banaa crammer sodonm bottm, frooty booty, gender offender, cri;e nipplsoviet beta male England which does everything wrong that Amerca soes right

after logos we get a boy going to bed andlistening to the raiot and title and credits to a song of eople vhimp i mean rocking out

then this guy is sent by his mom to be on a boat with bill nighy and back door bill finds his mom hot and might wanna b0ne her

after meeting the crew we see em airing music on a boat then they play charades but by telling emclues instead of acting it out

in a meeting the high rank brits wanna shut down pirate radio who int breaking laws and the elites want em silenced as big gov dont like dissenters

main guy the count is gonna be the 1st to say the f word on the air but abck door billy sez he elites and gov will hate em more

he sez sorry we cant then turns to a song andesez "its ust a little f--k" and billy wnes about em sayinh f==k over and over then finds the radio was on

the gov sez how the gov can make laws to make things THEY don't lie illegal and this glasses guy wants a gy to change his haircut ashe dont like it

in America, its WE The People, in englandm its, we who are subservient to the regent

so the boat has no women but 1 chick is queer so they otta say no one here likes men and they get to invite a woan once a month to probably b0ne

1 guy sez how he likes having small parts like in syink a55 india and can ave smaller undies

the people smoke faegs and joints and they go by a boat of 5kanks and wants to b0ne em

so a firl comes on board and the fatty wants to b0n her cuz its always fat dudes not fat chckscz THEY wanna trn us queer

a guy goes in a dark room withthe chic ut she turns on the ligt and its not fata55 and they scream and he leaves

the gov guy wants to end rock radio in 12 month and chooses a guy to do it

at dinner this hippie or hobo looking guy is bob ho does the morning show from 3-6 am and no one noticed him b4

the brit gov wants to make advertising withthings the gov dont like illegal even though its the companies mney and the gov shouldn't tell em what to do like ussr china cuba and England

so the pirates get a guy named gavin who was a legend or w/e so people will pay their bills ofschore and in other areas so its not endland doing it

man, we're nearly an hou in, that felt like noting i mean nothing

so vagin i mean gavin like spinner in Degrassi with the aids bags does well and more stations spring up and glasses wants to find a lop hole in the law like big gov does to those it can't ompete with

back door billy invites his niece mary awnne like giligans island or the fat chck ho married openly briiither alleged male littleuriboh to meen the teen or we on board and he wa ts borrow a c0nd0m from the fata55

and by borrow it means hes gonnareturn it after use full of spurm and aids and poop and as teen talks with mary anne, fata55 meets em anmentions the c0nd0m and she talks of it

he sez he loves her and makes excies for wanting to b0ne her and throw the c0nd0m out the window in the sea topoison the fish with the lube on it that rots your parts

they kiss and she wants another c0nd0m and he brings her to his room o do butt stuff and gets another c0nd0m from gavin who sez rince it out and reuse it and when he gets back finds her in bed with fata55 who looks like Jonah hill but less evolved

she couldn't wait 10 mins ad had to b0ne someone, if she makes it to the 80s she gon get hiv

the gov sez cuz a boat f'd out and the calls for help disnt get through as the band they used was usedby rock radio and they wanna use that agains em, even though the gov kills more people than that

1 guy founda new gf called Lenore like the chipette and wants to marry erand main d phipl Seymore horowitzhas a stag party where they poison themselves wt chronic and liquor

1 guy wonders why teens om sent him here to get put straight and its a place of lust and drgs and suggests his long lost dad is on the boat after ditching em

1 guy suggests they trick the public to agree with em and use a marine offence act to make pirate raio illegal

so they have a counterfeirt marriage as thre's no prest orholiness and its like reading calvin at hobbes at a school library and saying its a real bar mitzvah

back door billy marrys em and after he admits their b0ning was cr-ppy he gets her tea and toast and his wife ins in love with gavn who wont marry her but let her marry him and live with him in sinas his woman is with a better man like with Trudeau

husband dont like how his woman is cheeting on him and she sez she'd be b0nig gavin and friend zoned him like seiya in sailor sara

so he dumps her even though its not a real marriage andshe goes back to the land

the crew confronts gavin for his sins andhe thinks he did nothing wrong and b0ned her once and phillip seynoe horowit sez nam is nothing to the pain gavin will get

they have a game of chickenwhere theyclimp the radio tower wh is not how chicke works, in chickeh they drive off a cliff and last to jump out wns

they go up and Philip snormy butts want to queer out but gavin dont wanna and they et to the topof the tower and gavin jumps off int0o the endless sea

Philip Seymore buts jumps and the hoffman and gavin admit they were wrong on air

aftr goofing off they play "i hve never" and lesbian like in violence jack with evil town and tom cat, sez she never bned a man and 1 guy on hee did b0me a dude

gavin reveals he never b0ned a chick and pooted but its the runs and splorged in the bed and fata5 revealed he did

93% would vote for the pirats than the gov and the ov guy want toshut down the pirates and not tell anyone

some chicks come on the boat and  is anna mary who sez sorry for b0ning that guy and they g to teens room or w/e t b0ne

the lesbian meets a blonde chick and ts like in a go nagai manga and as teen comes out he sees the crew thereand phipp seynore anus is ready and broadcasts teen b0ned

also the women did what they consider b0ning like in la blue girl

back door billy se teens mm is coming and to hide his p0rn0 and hippi sez to tell his mom he sed muddy waters rocks

is muddy waters related to john waters?

so mom comes on and son asks if question is his dad and she sez no

the crew has a meal with mom and sez she b0ned well to make him and want him to stay

oh and its Xmas and gov guy has a lifeless dinner with his fam and indentured servants for it

mom eaves and son sez hippie sed muddy waters ricks andshe asks if he told him

turns ut mom b0ned him and hes the kids dadbut its more implie w/o directly saying it

so he finds out his moms a 5kank and has dads devolved and goes t spend time with him

so the gov signs a marine offences act saying the pirate radio stations and theirlisteners are illegal as the gov decides what the people can listen to and punish them for hearing or sayng things (see also china/ussr/cuba/ww2 germany/post ww2 germwny, australia, back door aids bag new zealand, soviet canada, ect)(you know, the cr-ppy countries)

Philip sez hes Amercan and wont give up as he dont care about those gay a55 brits and gavin sez he's gonna keep it with him and the crew says "me too" but not like a feminazi and how they wanna keep going

its like when back door commie aids bag Sodom bottm brazil banned twitter and people used ways to get around it

so Philip seynmore man prts sez bye andmidknight happens and he sez "only kidding, lets rick" and plays music

afer rocking out thegov sends out ships to stop people from playing music like Oscars orchestra in the 90s

they come across a boat of fsherswho deniesbeing the rckersand the brits go on the hunt as the ship is moving around

is his where one piece got it from?

they run into a thing and the boat got f'd and blly sezthy are going to die by drowning in ice wter of the norty sea

they hit a giant squid and its tearing the boat apart and eating people alive

jk it hit a rock and the life boats are useless lilethe reds in Canada and they bradcast their location as water fills the boats a55 like spurm from big mike in back door ba rick

the gov guy sez not to sve the pirae guys as thats how the gov feels about its people, not worth the cost

this is like titanic but not f--kin gay with cr-ppy excruciating length andfeeling every ne of its severa hours

so they gather and find no ones broadcasting andteen slogs through the f==ked ship and gets his hipoie dad to say the boat is sinking and they play the csi yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah thing

dad hippie and sonswim through the boat like alien resurrectionand dad has to ditch his rcords to suviv and gets 1 he likes and swims to the air

man his bains must be fried orthinking records = life, iblame the drugs

fata55 gets em out and sez the rcord he chose s=cked and sorry for b0nin his gf 3x

Philip Seymore sea man signs off and sez in the future there will be more good songs(spoiler, we had the 80s)

so they garher on da outside and the boat is sticking its nse or a55 or a55 in the nose in the air andthe power f'd out

they are all dead and go under and yel "rock and roll" befoe the sea consumes them

jk realy a swarm of fans saves e in a fleet of independent boats as the private ecor gets things done when big gov f==ks it up

so 1 chick i thnk mary anne is pregnantand reunites with teen and probabl had fata55es baby in her

the boat goes under but oops out phillip Seymore hoffmanskin

he text sez the summpf of 1967 ended but the music kept goingand we see guys dancing to grainy 60s camera and crefits to varuois albim cobers incudng nirvana and inxs  which was 80s and 90s

the end

that was pretty good

better than titanic

nice feel and light style

shows the dangers of brts and their gov

nice colors and its widescreen but despite that disability its not so bad

good acting and showing the American Way over the commie pagan daemonic occultist brits

a bit of sin to show both sides have bad in em and the 60s were a cessopoole of lusty and vice, but this made it seem fun like hogans heroes

is a well made movi and i hear the bittish veriso has a lot of extra scenes that slow it down, but this was like 2 hours and didn't feel long

it had good flow and didn't drag and holds attention

its a n entertaining movie and some liked it but others didn't

i enjoyed it and its a much higher step up over candya5 titanic

For Pirate Radio 2 I want it to be the 80s and the brits have cracked down on dissent lie the maruta and live in a police start where people are vivisected in ublic for braking the regents commands, but help comes form America who wants to do to englan what Geoge Washtington did to Amefica and free it from the sodmasters of the regent and have the good people deicde who rules. also it sa 16 bit srpg on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arari jaguar and gba with you playing as Americans in a squad of mech armor and fiht brit mech armor ships and solfiers across various areas in the sea and land and air and their power fortresses that you gotta take out the control places to cripple it. also the regent is in demon armor and fuses with it to become a flesh monstrosity and you gotta take out its tendrils and organs

A Man Alone Review

 Note: I spell manly

A Man Alone

Tis is my revuiew on A Man Alone frm the distant future year to Lon Chaney of 1955 50 years before Trandformers The Movie)

Its directed by Ray Milland who did Panic in Year Zero! which was good so i hope this will be

it stars Ray Milland from Piccadilly/Dial M for Murder/the 60s King of Kings/Panic in Year Zero!/X: The Man with the X-ray Eyes, Mary Murphy from Ward Bond from the 20s Noah's Ark/The Affairs of Cellini/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/They Made Me a Criminal/Gone with the Wind/Son of Frankenstein/The Grapes of Wrath/Kit Carson/Santa Fe Trail/Sergeant York/The Maltese Falcon/It's a Wonderful Life/The Quiet Man/Hondo/The Searchers, John Russell from Yellow Sky/The Gal Who Took the West/Frenchie/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Pale Rider, Fort Massacre, Raymond Burr from Adventures of Don Juan/Fort Algiers/Rear Window/Godzilla, King of the Monsters!/Airplane II: The Sequel, Arthur Space from The Cockeyed Miracle/Tomahawk/50s A Star Is Born/20 Million Miles to Earth/Taggart/The Shakiest Gun in the West/The Swarm/50-s Dennis the Menace/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons, Lee Van Cleef from Kansas City Confidential\The Lawless Breed\Joe Dakota\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\For a Few Dollars More\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\Escape from New York\The Rifleman\The Andy Griffith Show/The Road To Denver, Alan Hale GX from The Big Trees/Destry/The Indian Fighter/Hang 'Em High/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/Gilligan's Island/60sv Batman/Rescue from Gilligan's Island/ALF, Thomas Browne Henry fropm Tulsa/Samson and Delilah/Deadline – U.S.A./50s Julius Caesar/The Robe/The Violent Men/20 Million Miles to Earth/Airport, Grandon Rhodes from White Heat/Indian Uprising/Cripple Creek/Them!/50s A Star Is Born, Martin Garralaga from Casablanca/

For Whom the Bell Tolls/The Outriders/Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla/The Snows of Kilimanjaro, Kim Spalding from The Day the Earth Stood Still, and a fw guys not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, cripple nipple, stoner b0ner, wiener cleaner, gender offender, hippe vegan stoner peta tree kug fu based on plants Wikipedia which thinks global warming is real but Acupuncture is "pseudo science"..

I never saw this but its giving on Grit and that usually has good films

fter title and logos and creitds in widescreen and 50s color we see a cowbow going through a wasteland and his horse falls

he checks it and finds blood so he blows the horse out and after checking the items like saddle goes on foot through the wasteland and puts money in his shirt lie chicks stuffing their bras

he cuts a cactus and eat it and blows out a snake rattlng at him, which it shows unlike the horse being capped offscreen

later he comes across some bodies and 1 guy has a bullet hole n his face b some horses

he feels the deaf womans hair like bi den on teen girls who are currently alive and goes through their things like swigging their water and finds a dead little girl in the cart

main guy lets a horse free and covers the dead with blankets and rides a horse off as the wind blows sand on em

he goes 2 a dark dusty tow at night and wait its the free hrses who did and alan hale GX is the sherrif asguys play cards

the undertaker has low business as the guys joke of it and the Mexican who saw the horses tells the guys

main guycomes in and sherrif goes out but a buncha guys come at him and open fire w/o axking who he is or why he's there or his side like the media on a guy accused or something THEY dn't like

he escapes and a guy in a tux talks with guys and a geezer sez hes shocked they iced the people including a kid anda bada55 sez the people saw his face and they can go back and scalp the bodies to blame apache

main guy hears and geezer goes ot and fires on the darkness but tux guy wh was steve martin in Godzilla caps geezer names luke and main guy escapes

the townsfolk say main guy held up the coach and took the money and martin sez main guy capped luke and sends the guys after him

man guy hides in ahouse and turns on a light which might ive him away and cuts a piece of meat to lube the water pump sink for a drink

theres cats there and he eats a canned peach with a knife and gives em syrup

theres a sandstorm and no one saw his face and i think main guy shot the sherrif which i missed a part where sherrif came behind him and readied his gun and main guy shot him with a quik turn

now it makes sense why they were after him, my dad filled me in dring a commercial

in the day this blonde sees theres 7b cats andlves there and wants to name em after 7 wonders of the wor;d or w/e, maye the 7 deadly sins, andgoes through items ti soft music like a dress

main guy nearly leaves but goes out into the house from the basementand can't open the door as its full of sand

he sneaks around and catches blonde at gunpoint but puts his gun away and sez he came in the celler door but she sez theres 2 feet of sand on it

he sez he came ib last night and had  a jar of peaches and they getta long andhe answers her question of 7 wives 7 cats and 7 kits or w/e going to st ives and she sez sthe answer is 1 as shes going there and they came from there

he learns they treat those with yellow fever (RACIST!!!!!!)  and hides there with a gun on herand hopes she wont out him and the dr comes in to treat the sherrif

dr sez sherrif needs rest and attention and she needs sleep and they have coffee and tells her of the guy icing luke and sherruf and he's probably still in town

she suspects main guy who books it and dr hears andgoes out saying keep the door locked and dont let anyone in

main guy is there and sez he'd staeven if theres yellow feaver and sherrif wait its her dad is spzzing out andhe ad chick help him

turns out alan young i mean hale is the deputy and sherrif is the dad and  hale comes to and gives a description and they make a sketch

he gives her20$ in 1800s mobey to pay for his time there and food an talks of how he didn't cap luke in the bank but his name is wes steele and is an outlaw like robinhood and a  gundam i mean gunman

his dad didn't use guns and got capped by ome so he ecame supe gun good to defend himself

then dr comes by and asks if he came ack and she sez no one came in since he left and is told the guy iced the coach and it wasn't apache and shes upset for the girl

shes told to keep a gun handy and shoot 1st bit when she comes in e sez he didn't do it and the town shoots 1st at him and cr-p

she gives him til datk to et out and later a lady tells main chick something I mssed

main guy is gonna leave but goes upstairs and to soft music ges her in ed and takws off her shows andshe wakes up b4 b0ning can happen

he checks the dad andgves him water and its playing soft music and he checks the paper with a cr-ppy drawing of him looking nohing like him saying killer at large

the next day she walks in like a nina and thanks him for putting her to bed and that he looks nothing like the picture

they talk of how luke was talking with a gy but she sez it can't be him who iced him and how luke fired on main guy but main didn't reyurn fire

after a dr stops by main guy is gonna go as they are looking for the bad drawing and hes gonna go to a place Wesley steele is a name not a legnd

he suggests shes running away w/o running and has a box in the celler but she sez its her hope chest ad dad dont like it so she hides it

he sez dad wont let her grow up and they smooch to get back at daddy like dating a gaijin

later the town has a sevice fo the coach guys who got iced nd tux martin gives a speech thatthey gotta get revenge even though The Bible sez no and he's taking watch over the bodies 1dt

like the gov icing people and saying "imma look into this nd do my best to help you"

man guy comes in to the church and introduces himself to tux martin and sez who he is and what he did how he knows tux martin iced his partner

tux martin  offers to help him or join him but man guy dont trust him and tux martin drops his gun claiming nt to be a gun man and that main guy can't shoot an unarmed man

main guy beats on him but gets hit a few times bit main gy punches him in te ut to get him fist pregnant and leaves him there blood and beat

main guy goes back to i think dr's place and bada55 guy wo iced the kid seez em

he tells chick tu martin was behind it and he beat him then blictetee blacks out from damage

dr treats him for a concussion and that the town knows hes here.

the townnies come up and dr sez he dont fit the description and has yellw fver and the dont care and are gnna ice him

chick fires to keep em away but dad comes out and is better and sez he'd handle it and inside when he fids wes steele is there, don't believe its him who helped a sherrif

dad thinks chick is b0ning him an she sez hes got dirty thoughts so he slaps her and she sez he does it again she'd ice him

dr sez drs and sherrifs oath to protect things and he upholds lives and shwrrif upholds the law and keeps the innocent safe

sherri tells the people he'd not give them their meat puppet and to get leg irons as wes aint going

he wakes up in cains like an indentured servant if they had non Wites un the 1800s andshe comforts him and sez he can get him proven

chick sez she heard dad talking in his fever and that he gts his house free and 110$ a month and tuxedo martin was paying his way

dad sez main guy iced a man in the back and shot a deputy but chck sez he disnt mention the coach

she msez he wasn't round during a robbery but he sez no one was iced there and he taught her right fro wrong but if he runs her he;d ice him

so dr sez main guy is doing better and didn't have yellow fever and chick comforts main guy whothinks hes gonna get it and dad sees

later chic gets a gun and dad sez if wes steels had it would ice 5 men incluing him but she sez the girl didn't have a chance w/o one

chick wants dad to come out about being part of it and dad talks of how mom was hot like her and the hard country iced her from dry wells and no windmill turn for over 200 days and over 1000 cows die

can you hear the lambs, screaming?

dad went to work for 6 cents an hour and when he came back she was starved and h had no choice on how the west was too hard and the easters don't gte how bad it is

she was 2 when her mom bit it and he had to make a deal with tuxedo martin and then goes to free main guy and gives him his gun and main guy wnts to ice the guy who did the crime

sherrif dad let him out the celler door and leades him out in the wasteland and tells him to get to soviet Colorado and through the wicked apache lands

dad sez he wants chick to marry a gy with a long life and he'd handle the town and they go in opposite directions

dad comes back and tells dr and chick he let main guy go and didn't think he did it but dr wants the court to decide despite a rigged jury

chick wants to skip toen but he dont wanna and some kids look at the spooky old tree where they strung up the bad guys like in the bearenstain bears like with the black bears

tuxedo martin has a bandaid on his head and word happens there sno lynching and the people get p-ssed and come to his home

they say he let the guy go as main guy is b0ning his daughter and he slugs the guy and jumps in the corwd

they swarm him and tear him apart, flesh by chucnk and eat as he screams "choak on them"

jk really they go to lnch him but main guy comes in and fires wasting a bullet and tells em to let him go and he'd ice the 1st who goes for a gun and can take out a lot of em b4 h goes down

they let sherrif frre and he sez tuxedo martin is behind it  and tuxedo wants him iced like tieh cl in tin and those who have dit on him

1 guy runs out and sz main guy is telling the truh as he works for tuxedo martin but is gunned down and main guy goes in the enemy base and takes out more guys working for tuxedo martin

he wastes lee vab n clef who loks mongo loid or some other kind of Asian wit those eyes andtuxedo martin has main guy at gunpont but dont fire cuz hes a j=rk off

dad gets tuxedo martin at gunpoint and instead of both sending each othe to h=ll,  he brings him in and tells chick to go off with wes steele and leave him in this cesspoole town

but main guy sez he's staying and this town will get better

then end

that was pretty good

expected the dad to get it but i guess he came clean and it attoned for his crimes

good actingand writing

the filing was well done

much of it is visual and no dualogue so its like a 20s film

its got good atmosphere and style and the color is pretty good

nice twists to the formula but staying true to it

i liked it and its a solid fim

For A Man Alone 2 I want the trial of the bad guy to happen and after hes found gulty he declare-s a curse on the town to have everyone die in a year after he's executed. So the main guy and dad go on a quest to find a curse remover item to save the town and fight various animals an d cryptids to get it in this temple from long ago. Also its a 16 bit metroidvania on Seg Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 or 2 guys fight in a series of room cubes to get to the core and fight bosses to get ancient high tech to beat the guardian daemon and get the item.