Timecop Review

Note: I spell timely

Timecop

This is my review on Timecop from the distant future year to the best Spaniard Francisco Franco, of 1994(20 years before robotexh season 1)

Its directed by Peter Hyams who did 2010: The Year We Make Contact/Sudden Death/End of Days

It stars the cool Jean-Claude Van Damme who KNOWS whats up, from Bloodsport/Kickboxer/Double Impact/Last Action Hero/Hard Target/Lionheart/Street Fighter/Maximum Risk/Double Team/In H=ll/Wake of Death/Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning/Friends/Robot Chicken, closet italino Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Chicago Hope, sometimes commie Ron Silver from The Rockford Files/Chicago Hope/The West Wing/Law & Order/Crossing Jordan, Texas he broo Bruce McGill from National Lampoon's Animal House/The Last Boy Scout/Cliffhanger/Shallow Hal/The Sum of All Fears/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde/Runaway Jury/Collateral/Cinderella Man/Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil/Law Abiding Citizen/Quantum Leap/Walker, Texas Ranger/Home Improvement/Justice League/Numb3rs/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Cleveland Show/Family Guy/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, new York commie Gloria Reuben from 2000s Shaft/Polka Dot Door/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Numb3rs/Drop Dead Diva/Blue Bloods/2020s The Equalizer, openly Canadian Scott Bellis from the outer limits, Scott Lawrence from Cloverfield/2009 Avatar/Star Trek Into Darkness/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap/Law & Order/JAG/The West Wing/American Dad!, Kenneth Welsh from Crocodile Dundee II/Death Wish V: The Face of Death/Legends of the Fall/The Day After Tomorrow/The Aviator/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Survival of the Dead/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Eerie, Indiana: The Other Dimension/Twitch City/The Man Who Saved Christmas/This Is Wonderland/The Murdoch Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery, Brad Loree from The Cabin in the Woods/Tooth Fairy/2012/Watchmen/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/X-Men: The Last Stand/Catwoman/White Chicks/X2: X-Men United/Halloween: Resurrection/Smallville/Mission to Mars/Shanghai Noon, Kevin McNulty from Ernest Goes to School/2005 Fantastic Four/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures/Liar, Liar: Between Father and Daughter/The Outer Limits/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Smallville/The Good Wife/Arctic Air/Murdoch Mysteries/Unspeakable/The Good Doctor, Gabrielle Rose from The Journey of Natty Gann/Sliders/Smallville/R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour, openly tattooed Callum Keith Rennie from Memento/Fifty Shades of Grey/Warcraft/Twitch City/Painkiller Jane/Star Trek: Discovery, evolutionarily challenged Veena Sood from Final Destination 2/The Butterfly Effect 2/The Outer Limits/Super Dave's All Stars/Smallville/masters of Science Fiction/little MQ5k on the Prairie/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/2020 The Twilight Zone/Molly of Denali, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, cripple nipple, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia who thinks questioning things makes you "pseudohistorical" but questioning gender makes you "ourself"

Its based on a comic i never read and was Jean Claudes biggest hit

i saw it before and dont recall much bit a few scenes stand out and critics thought it was a discount terminator bit i think it does its thing well

It had a sn es game but that one s-cked so play Unversal Soldier on Sega Genesis as its Turrican with changed graphics and a 30 foot tall Dolph Lundgren

after 90s logos and credits and tutle we geta idescreen 90s colored rainy outside with a horse cart coming by

a man in da road sees em brings a shipment of gold to General Lee and wants it but when hdy don't give it, he machine guns em

then in 1994 the govhas a meetingand a black guy wants money for a nerd whodid time travel and he made it work

you cant go forward as the future didn't happen yet but can go back but can f up history and they need a new gov department for time management

but if a rival gets time travel and changes history it could f America up

so a guy bought a nuke with gold fromthe 1800s and they agree to madke a time beurough

then we see mia saraby a clock shop andJean Clude sez theres never enough time and they are husband and wife

JC stops a guy purse snatching with his footat the neck and he submits to the superior Europeanist

he's got a dangerous o and has to travel in a new way than she knows and she sez she can see the future where theyget together

later he's i bed with her in a rainstorm and i think they b0bed but she wants t tell him something and dont answer the phone

he answers and has work as a guy called in sick and he has to cover and she'd tell him her news when he gets back

jc goes out snd is beat upin a sneak attack and shot but after the guys go he reveals he had a vest

a guys attacking his woman and the house blows b4 he can get in and shes dead like in Sonic 06

then its wallstreet 1929 and a guy umped off the roof and splattered

a geezer comes by, wait hes a stockbroker and reads the paper then a 90s paper wait its 00s, listens to 80s music on a Walkman and checks the outcomes on the 2004 news, then buys the ones that do well there

but how would they stay good if he bought em? remember the butterfly effect? 1change leads to others?

so jean clude comes to take him bac and beats up thegoons with sticks and doing the splits

stock guy gets a cyber gun and JC evades but when it runs outhe sezhe'd stay here and can't tell orthey'd wipe out his ancestrs

buthe sez its a senator trying to run but can't go bac or his fams wiped out but if he dies here its only him

stock jumps out a window and JC grabs him and warps back to the distant sci fi fture year of 2004

he's tried and cuz he's a time officer is charged harder and is sentenced to execution, so he's sent bac and falls into his 20s car as a cop sez tomorrow might've been better

this is a lot lie udge dredd which came oit i think in 95, the year after this

so in time central some guys are trying to f history and buy things in the past

the black guy an  senator come by  and JC seems wary of him and they walk around thbase and talk of JC's partnr who just got it

senator sez its dangerous to time travel and if a guy meeys his past self it f's out cuz the same matter cant occupy the same space

like Sailor Moon?

senator in a meeting is told he might not have enuff even with another trip back and he don't care

JC sez he knows the senator is the bad guy and owns half the agency but chief sez hes not an JC better have good evidence to go after a candidate

JC vant change gis past to save her and later watches home movies of his woman and talks with em of his woman

he sleeps and an Asian assassin attacksand he fights em offin boxers

jc wins but a guy attack with a tazer and JC has theasasson get i and evades getting zapped by a spilled water cooler bottle by doing the splits on the couner

his new partnet comes on and the other guy gets away and he comes to work to complain about wanting to go after the senatpr

his new parftner is super slilled cuz we cam't have a cr-ppy woman in here or that would make em look bad, but when guys are cr-ppy its laughed at

so JC and new partner go on this space ship thing that launche em at this gate thing and they warp in time

they are in 94 and she sez she wishe she could tell herself not to b0ne a guy after a party

she tells him she oined to keep people safe

they check out a warehouse andsenator is making a deal wit a guy and its a factory with deal guy gives him a check

then furure senator comes by ad sez dont cash it and dont touch me as the same matter cn't occupy the same space

future senator shoots factory guy for nterrptin hi talking to himself and JC gets em at gunpoint

neq partner gets em at gunpoint andjc comes down and pstseator sez its gonna be like the 80s wt the rich getting rcher and they need a g o rich he wont bow  anymore

partnwr turns on JC and sides wth seator ad senator caps the factory guy but b4 he does JC he trows a guy in the way and beats em out an escapes

he takes some out ND senator gets hit and a scar forms on future senators face

so the fight goes on and factory gets f'd with liquid nitrogen he throws a guy i and shatters his atm then throws him into a light thin

also chemicals catching fire and blowing and JC umping around

JC goes to end senator butnew partner attackand he takes get down but senator caps her and escapes in time saying i my dutyre ur dead

JC goes bac and finds the future changed and gutted the agency and took over andno one remembers the real past

the agency is going down andc has chief check the sealed archive and JC reveals the prototype ime machine asn't dismantled and senator has it

senator decides to change hisyory and wak JC and i he leading candiate

JC beats out the guards and goes back as chief sacrifices himself

In the 90s he checks his palm pilot and findswhere his nw partper is in the hospital and talks with her

he gets a sample of her bloodand finds in the hospital is a pregnancy test for his wife and she's positive for pregnancy

so they iced his woman and kid

so he checks on partner and she's dad and he eacapes the hoappial by jumping out a window like the lion  oz

he gets to the mall and meets his woman and brings her off to sae her but be careful, theres a bby in the oven

a beat em up punk looking guy comes by and they evade him in a closet and he sez hes max from 10 years from now and theres tme travel

she comes out and they sees 90s JC and he sez dont tell him anythingand he smooches her which isn't cheeting as hes the same guy

they redo the opening and we see the seator get a message and he clears his sheduel

she dont wnthim to to answer the phone and goes to mee fuure JC and he sez shes not eD and keep him upstairs

he goes up and sez shes pregnant and futue JC fights guys as a gun goes off and past hero cuts the power and in thw ark fture herobeats guys

toughs come by to ice em and wife s on the roof and a JC beats on guys inside

past jc gets on the roof but is attacked and hags by his hands and wife slides down andis held by past hero

a thug  stomps onpat heors hand an  future hero shoots him from below wait its C and he had a gun in his other hand

he gets wife to the side and she escapes

jc takes out more guys and senator and his goons take woman captive andis gonna blow the place with c in it

past jc caps someguys and saves em and future hero fihts a guy and is saves by past hero

future jc is there or something i tink i fd up and futre se sentatror i gonan blow the place bt future jc sent a meesage for past senator to come

wife hits future bad guy in the part and he shoot her in th arm and jc kicks past senator into fite senator and they deolve and fuse and melt into 90s cg and dissolve

he gets wife out and lays her by past him andretunrs and te agency is good again and senator vanished one day

his new partner isn't dead and he sez the guy she b0ned is waiting for a second chance

he goes hime and the soviets still haven't chaned history to beat the humans andhe goes home in hs cybercar and sees his suand wife and is happy

she has something to tell him and he sez hes not going anywhere and they go inside as cedits play to a 90s song

the end

tht was pretty good

no rally terminator but it had tme travel and pregnancy

like saying gone with the wind is like parl harbor cuz both are American war movies with love triangles

jean claude acts pretty well in here and has good oves and te bad guy is good at being evil

but the past selves are good at being different than the future ones

good 90s effects and the story is interesting ad it had good twists

i honestly forgot about her having his kid in her womb

its a solid sci fi action film and i like how he got the good ending

mia sara i good in this and its good to see her again and i forgot about the partner turning on him

its pretty good and holds up, even if 2004 was a while ago

For Timecop 2 I want him to go on a mission to the past but finds its actually a high tech area as the ancients had higher tech than we were lea to believe. Also he has to try to stop a malcontent trying to end slavery sooner which would screw up the timeline and prevent us from being made. Its also a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as Jean Claude and go around solving puzzles in ancient areas and undoing damage done by the malcontent.

In The Heat Of The Night Review

 Note: I spell hot

In The Heat Of The Night

This is my review on In The Heat Of The Night from the ditant future year to Nathan Bedford Forrest of 1967(40 years before Transformers season 4)

Its directal by Norman Jewison who did Fiddler on the Roof/Jesus Christ Superstar/70s Rollerball/Bogus/The Hurricane

It starts Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming To Dinner, Rod Steiger from On the Waterfront/Doctor Zhivago/The Amityville Horror/Mars Attacks!/97's The Kid/The Hurricane/The Critic/The Simpsons, Warren Oates from The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Major Dundee/Tom Sawyer/Blue Thunder/Rawhide/The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/1964 The Outer Limits, commie Lee Grant from Valley of the Dolls 1/Airport '77/Damien - Omen II/The Swarm, Larry Gates from  Invasion of the Body Snatchers from da 50s/Airport/Leonard Part 6, crimmpie cripple William Schallert from Leave It to Beaver/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/1960s The Twilight Zone/The Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Star Trek: The Original Series/Get Smart/Bewitched/The Partridge Family/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons/Highway to Heaven/Matlock/Quantum Leap/Dinosaurs the jim Henson show/Coach/Jumanji the series/The Angry Beavers/The Zeta Project/Desperate Housewives(ew! those butt f ing hags!!)According to Jim/The Red Badge of Courage/Them!/Pillow Talk/Green Lantern: First Flight, Beah Richards from The Miracle Worker/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Peter Whitney from The Rifleman/The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm/The Beverly Hillbillies, Kermit Murdock from Star Trek: The Original Series/The Andromeda Strain, Larry D. Mann from  Bullitt/The Sting/Bewitched/My Favourite Martian/Get Smart/Dragnet 1967/The All-New Scooby and Scrappy-Doo Show/Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Matt Clark from Black Like Me/Jeremiah Johnson/The Terminal Man/The Outlaw Josey Wales/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension/Back to the Future Part III/Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh/42/The Waltons/Little House on the Prairie/Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman/Walker, Texas Ranger/Touched by an Angel/*Chicago Hope, Arthur Malet from Mary Poppins/Young Frankenstein/Halloween 1 from the 70s/The Secret of NIMH/The Black Cauldron/1990 Dick Tracy/Hook/Anastasia/The Rifleman/60s Dennis the Menace/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Andy Griffith Show/Bewitched/The Monkees/I Dream of Jeannie/Charlie's Angels, Scott Wilson from In Cold Blood/1974 The Great Gatsby/The Ninth Configuration/Geronimo: An American Legend/Judge Dredd/G.I. Jane/Pearl Harbor/The Last Samurai/Law & Order/Robot Chicken, Timothy Scott from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/Footloose, William C. Watson from M*A*S*H/The Rockford Files, Eldon Quick from The Monkees, Stuart Nisbet from The Monkees/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Dragnet 1968/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/Oh, G=d!/Mama’s Family, Peter Masterson from The Exorcist, Jester Hairston from Sundown/The Alamo/To Kill a Mockingbird/Rawhide, Sam Reese from 60s The Outer Limits/The Andy Griffith Show, Anthony James from High Plains Drifter/Blue Thunder/The A-Team/The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear/Unforgiven, Alan Oppenheimer from Gammera the Invincible/Westworld/The NeverEnding Story/He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special/Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland/Toy Story 4/Get Smart/The Andy Griffith Show/I Dream of Jeannie/Bewitched/The Tom and Jerry Show/The Scooby-Doo Show/The All New Superfriends Hour/Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo/The Smurfs/Mama's Family/The Smurfs Christmas Special/He-Man and the Masters of the Universe/The Transformers/The 13 Ghosts of Scooby-Doo/Ghostbusters/Rambo: The Force of Freedom/DuckTales/A Pup Named Scooby-Doo/Scooby-Doo! and the Reluctant Werewolf/Matlock/Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers/X-Men: Pryde of the X-Men/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles/TaleSpin/Captain Planet and the Planeteers/Tom & Jerry Kids/Bonkers/I Yabba-Dabba Do!/Batman: The Animated Series/Jumanji the carttoon)Rocket Power(ew)Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Ys I & II/Baldur's Gate II: Shadows of Amn, Clegg Hoyt from The Monkees, and a number of guys i never saw or aint on bac door, aids bag, soy boy, ssodom bottom, gender offender, beta male, crator hater, banana crammer, qeer as a deer with a steer in its rer, hppie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants wkipedia who deletes the truth and promotes lies.

i saw this b4 and liked it but dont like a lot about the director and his views

Its based on a book I never rea by John Ball

after an opening of a ray Charles singing quincy jones song with heart, this redneck serves a cop who pays with 1 coinas the commies didn;t ruin the economy yet

he drives around and finds a boywith its head beat in and eventuallya cop catches an openly black man at a train station and he sez his name is virgil like the guy in Dante's Inferno

head cop grills him and hes polite but tries to hold his anger and cop hinks he has too much money but learns virgil is a cop in philedelphua, bon and raized at a play ground was where he spent mot of his days

they call hischief and a guy comes in wthcrime scene photos and wants to be reimbursed for developing and doing he film

the chief backs up virils story and has him work the case withthe rednecks despite neither likin each other as virgil is their number 1 customer i mea expet in homicide

cp wants virgil to help him as hes not an exxxxxpert mark and virgil checks it out and gets some srcources to check it out

the cop is Gillespie so hes an italiano and Sidney plays Virgil and they go on an adventure tgether, like Dante's Inferno

so the cops getta lead and chase a guy in the woods with dogs who might bite off his b0ner and b0ne his butt and get him after a chase across a bridge with a car on his a55

virgil talks with robert e lee grant of her husband going to h e double soviet englang

the cops bringthe suspect in and the virgil examines him and sez the suspect is left handed an innocent and suspect sez he picked up the item and thats it

virgil sez the death blow was frm the with and when cop tells ff virgil and questions his name, virgil sez classicly "they call me mr tubbs"

cop has enuff of virgil defying him and has him locked up as wife freas out over wanting the real killer caught

in the cell suspect dont trust virgil but virgil sez hes n his side and suspect sez he stole the wallet off the dead guy and was shooting pool b4 that

also a cop busted him for this chick trying to seduce him or getting naed in her home as he noticed

virgil gets endence from susects right hand andcop and another cop ive virgil a waiver for false arrest and let him out saying he an catch the 1 12 train

virgil sez change the charge and theres pool chalk under his nails not blood andthe body was dumped there and iced elsewhere

cop goes with viegil's acdevice and cop goes to a guy and wife saying she dont want virgil taken off the case and she'd leave with her husbands engineers if they dont do what she sez

mmYOR i think sez if he wins the cops get the redit and if not they a nblame viegil i think

cop goes to the train station to talk virgil into thr case saying thefactory the wife is making will hire a lot of coloreds but virgil sez thats ur eople not mine

cop has enough of it and sez he' loe to ave him horsewhippwd and vihil laughs saying his dad said that

cop sez u think ur so much better than us so you cant give up a chance to show em up, which shows he knows how he thinks and int inferior but has areas he excels in

if this were made tiday they'd have the rednecks be either idiots or evil r both and have no redeemimng traits unless they were secretly queers

they go to an openly black mechanic to get vigil a car and

virgil goes with it and 1 guy with big eyebrows sez virglis probably gonna get iced

virhil gets info on wifes mans wereabours and he has cop bring himto a cotton plantation with many afrivanized workers lik the goode olde slaverye days

they go to thegreenhouse andvirhil has a nie talk with the pantation owner of his orchids and owner sez like the n=gro they need care

virgil fnds a thing like on the body andwhen virgil pints out owner was openly against the victim and his fctory and beliefs

owner slaps virgil who baclhands bac shocking cop an owner who sez there was a time i'd have you shot

they leave and virgil sez he can bring down the owner but cp sez vigil is just like them

1 guy sez a cop would've shot a colore guy for slapping the owner and claimed self defence and cop seems to have changed his view on virgil

a redneck car chases down virgils and after a car battlevirgil ecapes to a factory but its not the final battle like terminator and they get metal like chains and pipes and virgil gets a pipe

after a fiht i hummed guiles theme incop stops it and they accule him of liking colores so he beats em up

virgil has cop brin him on his route from b4 as the diner restaurant plays foul owl on the prowl and its a cool nice song

vrgil and redneck cop at the tart go by the dinerand main cop tells ff virgil for being in danger and causing a mess for em

they go in and redneck dont wanna serve vergil for being openly africanized

they call in the tation and go on and when virgil sez other cp changed his royte he gets skitty

they lok into a guy making a deposit andthe guy sez he earned it after a while and cop thinks he got 900, took 600 and left 300 in the wallet for someone to take the fall

virgil sezother cop whos the deposit guy turned on his routre so virgil wouldn't see a naked White woman and the other cop is arrested but virgil thnks its wrong

so a guy comes in with the now non naked chick saying shs pregnant

she sezshe was lonely cuz her brother works late and the other cop b0ned her in the graveyard like occultists and bro thinks its raepe cuz shes 16 bt not legitimate but staaitoy

er brother or w/e is mad that they had an openly black man in the room as she told of being b0ned

virgil asks left handed suspect and finds theres a colored woman who kills the unborn for money like an assassin buttaking out the innocwnt and not lincon or j fk

rednecks wanna do something of virgil and sez he checked wood and found its pine and found a the factory site the vic was iced and driven back in his own car so other cop can't drive 2 cars at once

unless he used a kage bushin

virgil needs more time and admits he went afre owner outta his prejudice against the owner for thinking wha he didn't like

later its night co is drinking and bummed of his life and virgil is similar

a guy brings vrgil to a shop with the baby killer which is irnic as the la was an ally to the founder in pla nn ed par ent hood to gwt ri of the "bad" races

virgi wants to now who hired her to ice the teens kid and she sez hes betraying his kind

he is nice to her and tris to help her stay outta ail despite all the babies she iced and he sez theres White time and colored time injail and the guy paying iced the vic

the teen comes in butvirgil gets her but the killer is there an its the brother with a gun

a lynch mb comes out but vigil tells em shes got 100$ to ice her kid and they check and find it

brother caps a guy and is cauht and confesses he got a ride from victim and tried t rob him but accidentally iced him and faked the thing

also he got his sister pregnant cuz he's in a same family relationship with her and is more progessive in some ways

so the case is solved and cop sez ye to virgil wgo rides on that train he tried to go on a few gtimes and the theme song plays

the end

hat was well made

good fiming and drecying and good colors despite i think widescreen

nice briht hues and popping and its got a good feel to it

i like how virgil had his biases and wasn't some o no wrong paragon who sows up all the devolved rednecks

it hates on the south makes many of em look bad and uses the stereotype of inbreeding

this is why we need southern prie supoet, to hep stand up to bigotry and intolerance against people for what they are

what next? making them cannibals?

but think about this, southern stereotypes, lazy, lusty, inred illiterate, cannibal, poor, low iq devolved, fat, drunk, drugs, violent

those are often applied to africanized groups

and many africabized americans are in the south!

its like sayng; i hate those... new Yorkers, those lusty, greedy, long nosed beady eyed, child eating, rich, corrupt, demon worshipping, lying, corrupting, world controlling... new Yorkers

not so proper, but they do it to the south

but i liked it and it showed that meeting virgil showed the cop theres good africaized americans

i assume he had a lot of negative encounters with em and it gave him a bad view on their kind

like being in Canada and putting up with french women

if you keep being bit by dog, you're gonna not like dogs

but if you meet a good one it can change your view

both leade actors did well and  its a good crme story that kinda wraps up quick after having good pacing and holding interest for much of it

kinda like a Go Nagai manga

it has good flow and dont drag and goes by fast and don't feel like nearly 2 hours

it a good filme despite racisl issues of making the South look bad

But Birth Of A Nation was good and kinda did it the other way

For In The Heat Of The Night 2 I want it to be 20 years later and the kid of the teen is grown up and is a cop to honor virggil ho stopped her mom was wacking her. She's on a case of a p-m- who's capturing teens to sell to being h--kers and has to deal with a mostly non White force hating her for things they think her kind did in the past. Turns out, many members on the force are working with the p-m- and she goes Rambo on the squad but does in chocolating up sothey don't identify her. Also its an 8 bit Run n Gun game on Sega Master Syster, Game Gar, NES, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lyx and 7800 where you go through the otting slums the town devolved into and tae on junkies and p-mps and traitor cops. Also she's a female body builder as she inerited the good genes 2x from her rents being syblings.

Tom Sawyer Review

Note: I spell better than tom six Tom Green but maybe Tommy Wiseau

Tom Sawyer

This is my review on Tom Sawyer from the ditant future year to Genghis Khan of 1973(40 years before ronotech season 01)

Its directed by Don Taylor who di Escape from the Planet of the Apes/Damien - Omen II/The Final Countdown

It staras Johnny Whitaker from nothing i saw, el deviento Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver/The Silence of the Lambs/1994 Maverick/The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys/The Partridge Family/he Simpsons, Jeff East from Superman/Pumpkinhead/M*A*S*H/Doogie Howser, M.D., Good Catholic Celeste Holm from The Snake Pit/Fantasy Island/romised Land/Touched by an Angel, Warren Oates from The Rise and Fall of Legs Diamond/Major Dundee/In the Heat of the Night/Blue Thunder/Rawhide/The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/1964 The Outer Limits, Lucille Benson, not luc vesson from 80s Halloween II/The Waltons/Little House on the Prairie, Henry Jones(Not Indiana or his dad) from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Support Your Local Gunfighter/Nine to Five/Arachnophobia/1959 The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Partridge Family/Murder, She Wrote/Coach, Noah Keen from Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Rockford Files, Dub Taylor from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Them!/A Star Is Born/Major Dundee/Bonnie and Clyde/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Thunderbolt and Lightfoot/Back to the Future Part III/Maverick 1994/Twilight Zone/60s Dennis the Menace/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian\zThe Monkees/Partridge Family/Little House on the Prairie\The Cosby Show/Designing Women, Richard Eastham from Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Waltons, Sandy Kenyon from The Rifleman/1963 The Twilight Zone/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1964 The Outer Limits/The Andy Griffith Show/The Partridge Family/All in the Family/Happy Days/The Rockford Files/M*A*S*H/The Waltons/Designing Women/Garfield and Friends/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction, and a number of guys not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, Creator hater, gender offender, ripple nipple, froty booty, Sodom bottom, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a der with a steer in its real wikipeia who s look evil.makes bad things look good and good thin

Its based on a book by demon worshipper, Creator hater, pro commie, pro union, anti Property Rights mark twain who burns in h-ll with his evil kind

My dad read my the Classics Illustrated Comic of it in the 90s or 00s and i liked it

Its doe by The Sherman Brothers who did sme good things

after mgm logo we geta widescreen and colored look at 1800s life and huck finn skips class, takes pff his shoes and runs as credits and title plays and goes by the river and a ni e song plays

hay, john Williams did the music, nice

he meets wait, hes tom and the other guy he meets is huck who has a dead cat and wants to use it to get a soul from a dead body at midnight as the devil comes for the newly dead soul

this is dark, demon worshiopper mark twain

a guy comes by andhuck never went to school and talks with a guy drinking beer from a glass bottle they had in the slavery days as tech wasmore advanced than THEY want us to think

a guy calle injun joe comes by and brings drunk and the boys thin hes up to something but play piratesand go on a raft

later a dr treats a boy wjo broke him ar falling out an apple tree and joe and drunk come by and blame him for joes crippley leg

teacheri think looks for tom and is mad he pulled a ferris buelar then sings a song of him antics as thee girls sing his defence saying hes an orphan

the widow doyglass comes by aand they have dinner but tomsneaks in, falls and makes noise

he sez he was late cuz of helping the widow douglass who busted her leg with bone coming out

he coms down and sees her there and teacher really aunt sez he lies and was hanging with huck finn who sez the n word a lot and sez no dinner

dougless sez huck isn't bad and needs help

tom has to psint the fence and tricks an openly black kid into doing it cuz tom made it sound like its fun and gets him to give him an item

then tricks more kis to do his wor saying its fun and they sing a song of it

child labor!!!

they then chase him down as i guess they saw he conned em and jump in the water which turns white from pollution

tom goes to a fancy place and looks at painting hanging upside down and meets a girl beky wih the goo hair sez hes a minstral show guy and tells to call him tm

her dad buys his cr-p and he goes off happy starting a relationship on a lie

druk goes by an undertaker not the wwf guy and hines of the  coffin being 2 50

tomnever saw a corse b4 and drink has a drink he hidin the wood pil and sings a song of things bing predestined

drunk drinks and gets booze on tom anmdhis aunt sez no dinner but he claims its a snake bite emedy which his cousins or w/e say is clever which she agrees

at night thays clearly day but tinted tom and hunk go to the grve yard with the dead cat in a ba for some necromancy

oe and drunk dig up the dead guy of irrosis from drunmking too much as dr ants to use his guts or w/e

joe gets disgruntled over dr crippling him and wants more money

so a fight breaks out, drunk is knocked out, jow shanmks dr and puts the knife in drunks hand and sezu did it when he wakes up

tom and huck saw it all and get home then wrote a blood pact on opaper saying not to tell or they'd die

whats with this demonic arts in here?

tom goes to school and the class sez drunk mudd potter like harry potter or Beatrixpotter iced the dr

teavher tells of the turks and crusadesas kids text with a slate and chalk and pass it around like notes in the 1800s

the slate breaks and tom takes the whip for becky by saying its his

he tries telling hi aunt who sez he's not been himself and if this were today he'd have been touched by a crepy teaer or something like in Degrassi

at night as tom don't need sleep from too much night basketball, he hears drunk mudd is gonn get hung for the oes crimes and goes to wish him luck

the lawyer in't doing much as he dont get psid for him much and gets more makming a coffin when he's strung up

drunk sezloquor makes himmore calm and at the trial joe sez he saw drunk shank the doc but tom freaks out "hes a liar! I saw it"

tom goes up to the stand and sez he was trying to get the wdow douglass's dead cat to have the dead guys soul and crowd lauhs

he reveals oe iced the guy and joe throws a knife at tom and right by his head, then umps out a 2nd story window and lands then runs like hes john wilkes booth

he had a knife in courd?!

he was gonna murder a witness, in court, in broad daylight, with countless witnesses, and hoes to not get the guillotine?!

so becky likes how brave he was and it has a heartwarming positive song

he wants to get enganges and they think it means you say i love u and kiss and thats it

they do so and she thinks he was engages to others and storms off

now shes done with men

huck jumps him and attacks tom over telling and worries joe is gonna cut him up and make tom tell who was with him

huck goes off to hide or w/e in the castles of the swamp under the goo with demon treasures

tom sneaks in at night and not day  tinted

aunt sez wtf happened as hes all beat up and he sez he was kicked by a horse

aunt ez stop lying and mary the cousin sez he told the trurth in court and she sez she wants him to be better than his dead beat dad who ditched the fam and left his mom to rot and bite it

probably gave her a b0ning disease too

he sez someting of wanting to be God and aunt slaps him for blasphemy and he sings a song on if he was God and how he'd makeit a utopia paradise

kinda sacreligious, wanting to be God, like satan wanted.

good going mark twain, gotta orrupt the pure

so tom runs away like that loser kid who's rents took awayhis x box and he fell outta a tree an bit it

at night a stm boat sees tm and huck in a raft and runs em overfter trying to evade buttey jumped b4 it hit

and ten they died cuz his i the soviet version like anna Karenina or the Sea gull

jk really the aunt finds tomran away and probably joined the circus likr todd browning

tim and huck live in the wild and celebrate being free by making a helter like naked and araid but they are neither

wait they swim naked and gota watch out for snapping turtles biting off their parts

they smoke a pipe and i hope not chronic and they live on an island thinking no one would find em and they could live there forever

tom wishes he could be dead for a day and ghost walk around and wonders wherejoe is and think south America

joe comes in toms room and hears the cops say they are probably dead in the river

anut sings a song of om but this more sad and feeling and looking at hm good

later tm and huck see a boat firing a cannon to make the bodies rise

they go to make a rft but find their past one damaged but there by the side

the church has a servive to remember tom and huck with the juge and beckys dad praising him for defending his daughter and standing up to a killer

but the duo is in the back crying at their words andeveryones glad

thenoe comes n, shoots the place up, and takes himself out, as dark music plas

jk its not one of THOSE 70s movies

drunk tells off undertaker and sez they dont need coffins

why would they need coffins? there no bodies!

1 cousin sez she dreamed jow was in their home but aunt sez hes probably long gone

then a happy upbeat song as they go through town

they play summer picnic games like three legged race, tug of war, sack race, and other fun we did as 90s kids

at night tm wants to go in a cave for the best drinkin water in misouriin an underground river and sez they'd get back in time for fire works

he gets a trrch and oes in with becky and tells aunt hes getting becky a drink

they miss the fire works and go in a cave as the final battle isn't in a factory cuz this is the 1800s

they drink undrrground water and jo comes after em as they run but his leg is f;d and they can outrun him

the town realizes toms gne and in the cave and 1 kid huck sz he knows where they is

they go in calin for huck i mean tom and becky sez we're here but tom stops em as joes adter em

tom and becky thatcher like the woman who saved England from unionites find a skelrton and go by a high place

the posse come by the skeleton and thinks tom ate becky

jk really joe comes to em but drunk throws a torch at joes arm and he falls into the outer darkness

so juge thinks tom knew the killer was in there and should've got a team to fight him ut he was brave

after church huck is living back in his cr-p shack addidnt like living with Fredrick oyglass's widpw and had t live civilized and had to run to the attc and swear for 19 mins to get the foul taste back

thi kid is a menace, louis c k was right

coming soon, huck fn played by Samuel l jackson

cuz he swears and sez the n word often

drnk sez bye to om and gets 1 last drink from the coffin

judge thatcher takes time to st lewis for a fortnight and he sez bye to his fam

he takes a stam boat ad a song plays of a boy being free as a youth

the end

that was nice

positive and fun butwith action and danger

a simp;er time that we can relate to

wonderful music and good filming and the widescreen isn't so bad despite bein pretty igh black bars

good acting and style and its well made despite all the dark occultism

i liked it and its nice and fun

wasn't there a scene in the book where he hid buter under his hat and a chick saw it melting and said "he's got brain fever and its laking out@!"??

flad I saw it, it lifted my spirits and brightened my day

For Tom Sawyer 2 I want injun joe to have survived faling as he landed on a graven idol from before noahs flood as the cave was a temple of sin before. he gins dar powers and comes after tom with him leaving a trail of destruction o the 1800s to find him but when he gets to tom, becky says a prayer and an angel comes down and fights him. Also its an 8 bit game like rambpage on sega master system and game gear, nes, game boy, tg16, Atari jaguar and lynx where you play as devolved joe and grow to giant sie and bust up the Greek style buildings of America from before the catalysm and in the end, you play as the Angel and smite it with a flaming sword.

Under Burning Skies Review

 Note: I spell like... burn ing

Under Burning Skies

This is my review on Under Burning Skies from the distant future year toThomas Jeffersn of 1912(110 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth.

It stars It stars Blanche Sweet from A Corner In Wheat/Judith Of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or Thou Shalt Not Kill/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Wilfred Lucas from Intolerance/Flesh and Blood/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Cleopatra 1934/The Devil-Doll/Mary of Scotland/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Santa Fe Trail/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Edwin August from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington, Frank Evans from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Charles Gorman from The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging ConscienceThe Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie, Charles Hill Mailes from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro, Marguerite Marsh, sister of MAe, from Intolerance,  Claire McDowell from The Mark of Zorro/The Big Parade/20 Ben-Hur/The Viking/The Big House/The House Of Darkness, W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch.

I never saw this but the title sounds like some kinda attack by a flying battlefortress that blows away cities like THEY did and said 'its an earthquake" in san fran sicko in the 1900s

after title we get text saying jow is called the bad man of fan Fernand for fighting and drinking

what is he? irish?

he gers some booze at a bar anda chic with an older chick walks by wait shes with a cowboy

she gives him a bottle and he theows it away, smooches her and thet run off giggy

cowboy goes to da bar for poison but sez from now on hes doing water

wait is he oe?

so he has booze cuz the guys egged him on and 2 guys stop by and talk with the chi and go off

in da bar main guy stumbles around and retuns to the chic but she dont like him hammere an goes off

later sge is with another guy and man guy confronts em

he goes off and main guy with bracers like in hokuto no ken tells guys by a store to go

new bf sez bye to chick and faces main guy i a gun fight where he slips into a bar and main gy comes by

new bg has a drink to kill his accuracy and main guy lurks around and comes in the bar

bartender hides expecting his to shoot the place up like the slums of soviet California but less b0ning in public

new bf lurs around anda guy in a devolved hat gets chick

main guy gets ready and is gonna get new bf bt chick jumps between em

he fires and she falls and swe see blood gushing out like a samurai movie

jk really he stops and solve things with words

main guy goes off to the bar for a drink as new bf goes off with main hick 

text sez they leae right ater a fast marriage and main guy is dnk at a bar

the new couple goes off with a muel bt not 40 acres and main guy goes out and talks yo geezer chiks

title card sez he swears vengeance and he goes after em

in the wasteland the muel drops a water thing thst breaks andthey gotta go through w/o ater

main guy follows and new bf caps his a55 or muel to i assume dink its blood lik in demon rituals

they go on and chick blacks out after a while and new bf wanders around in the heat til he writhes onthe ground

he trturns to he chick and main guy gets there so new butt budy begs for help but he puts water in his hand and throws it away then shoves new butt buddys a55 down

he leaves em to die in the heat but goes back and gives the chivk some water

new bf tries to get some so he pulls a gun and blows him out, then laughs exaggerated like a silent movie or soccer player trying to get a penalty

jk really he gives him ater and lets em use his big a55 horse, then wlks off to die in thr desert a the couple goes back with the horse

the end

that was pretty good

inda thought it might go M D Geist with him wasting em, butmovies don't usually do that in the 1900s

although Europe often got the bad end in the 20s where everyone dies like a Manga

thi one was cool

nice acting and ahowing the dangers of booze

good twists

nice filming

its got that simple style from the 1900s thats popular then

good cat and mouse thing of the gunmen goin around

nice twist at the end and resolving the fight

i liked it and the main guy was pretty badaq55 and turned out to be pretty good in the end

Glad I saw it

And Blanche was good in here

For Under Burning Skies 2 I want him to go into an underground city in the desery and reval he's actually an armadillo yokai and was sent to see  the best way to attack the humans. But he's fallen in love with the humans and defies them so they attack him. but he's their best agent an goes commando on them taking out their city as he sees they're the bad guys. Also its a 128 bit 3D action game like Zelda on Sega Dreamcast, GameCube, xbox and ps2 where you play as the main guy in his armadillo man yokai forme and fight the armadillo man hive under the desert til you get to the core and beat the guardian program to make it nuke the area, but get out in an escape pod.

Rampage Review

 Note: I spell mutated

Rampage

This is my review on Rampage rom the distant future year of 2018(the year of the malcontent uprisings in Robotech)

Its directed by Brad Peyton who did San Andreas

it stars candya55 Dwayne Johnson who all the j=rk off grade schoolers i hated kept quoting, from 2004 Walking Tall/2014 Hercules(In greek face)/San Andreas/That '70s Show/Family Guy/Transformers: Prime, openly brittish Naomie Harris from 28 Days Later/Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End, openly buddhist Malin Akerman from The Skulls/Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle/Watchmen/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, Jeffrey Dean Morgan from Watchmen/Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Sliders/The Good Wife/Robot Chicken, Jake Lacy The Office, Croatian italiano Manganiello fron Spider-Man 1/Spider-Man 3/Justice League/How I Met Your Mother/Scrubs/Two and a Half Men/The Big Bang Theory/Star Wars Resistance, Marley Shelton frp Hercules in the Underworld/Pleasantville/Never Been Kissed/Sin City/W./Scream 4/American Dad!, P. J. Byrne from Bruce Almighty/Evan Almighty/Crossing Jordan/The West Wing/The New Adventures of Old Christine/Boston Legal/Desperate Housewives(ew!)Castle(ew! )/Justice League Action, blicketee black Demetrius Grosse from Numb3rs/Law & Order, Jack Quaid from The Hunger Games/Oppenheimer, Breanne Hill fro Sa Andraes, Matt Gerald from Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines/Avatar/Escape Plan 1/San Andreas, openly Korean Will Yun Lee from The King of Fighters/2012 Total Recall/San Andreas/Law & Order/The Good Doctor and Urijah Faber from nothing i saw.

Its based on the Arcade game I beat on Master Sustem and Game Boy Color and Uwe Boll whined the movie is gonna make people not like his Rampage series, even though the games came before his career.

POeople said tis one s-cked but imma give it a chance despie having the rock sh-tting it up

after logoes with vieo game eels we get text saying in 93 we got dna editing and in 2016 it was made illegal or w/e

then on a space station everyones dead but 1 blonde and this is how horror movies end

the test subect is loose and she wants to escape but the door wont be opeled til she secures a saple and they wont let her back until she gets the esearch

she goes back and egts samples and the ship f'd out with some creature after her but she gets t the escape thing and gets out as the station blows

normally id say space is fa and the earth is flat, but this is a vido gam thing so dont apply real logic

as she flies off the pod f's out and she burns up in h-llfire

what is this? robotech season III?

then we see Jumanji with a group inthe jungle with 1 girl, a nerd and the rock and rock sezdont moce cuz theres moneky sh-t with makde up stories

they are in the soviet sandiego wil life thing wth gorillas and this is how haambe happened

they watch the apes liek the evil iannie fossey who cheeted on hr man, ided her kid and was f ing racist

rock comes outn and not like ba rock and calms this apeith talking even though animals dont understand wods, they understand fists

then a white gorilla lie the white buffalo comes inand the white guy spazzes out running despite rocks aaying no

the dark ape is gonna beat he black offa him but so white ape saves him and rock sez white ape was jokin and uses sign language

spoiler; apes cant really do sign language as tey dont comprehend the words and only know if i d this i get this

rock sez poaches iced the ark apes fam so welcome him to the gorilla klan

white ap gives the finger and the guys laugh and rock sez protect the innocent, but not uphold the lawm serve the public trust or directive 4 classified

later the blonde on earth as the space blone got it talks with the nerd and rock and ner wants to make kale bread cuz hes a beta

nrd sez its weird rock prefers the company fo animals than people which maybe he identifies with them and will get species transition suegery likethat tiger furry who suicided

later a thing falls from the ight sky and 1 hits the apr are 1 by a woldf or w/e and 1 in somehwerre and its the amles from the station

white ape opens it and is sprayed and we cut to daybreak androck comes to fin white ap is in the grizzley placewhee they find dead bears

nrd has a gun and rock sez put it own as white ape fears em like a beta male and rok talks to white ape with sin language with ape being sad and hurt and scared

then he comes out and he's like sasquatch sized and has claw marks on his chestand they didn't notice his height gain as he was in a shay cave they could clearly see him in a few feet away

rock andner find th sample and bag it and we cut to a ceo in a building beating a save i mean model with a stick as he lost billions in research and the station blew

his woman maid or secretary like ms bellum in powerpuff girls sez thesamples survived as they were made to take reentry and sends his goons in tofind 1 in soviet wyonming

once i was at my grandpa's farm and it was the zoo and i taught the apes gang sighs and these black guys watching laughed as they found i funny

but that was a dream

this openly black womangets up and watching the news of the ceo saying hes helping peope and africanized woman doubts him and hears of the gorilla thing

so the army goons find the sample but its damaged a bit and theres wolfes slaughtered and 1 was devolved by it so not ms bellum sez they need the wolf dead or alive xtreme 4

roc sees the stats on white ape ae lethal levels and hesnapped a bear neck so they isplated him for agteession but rock sez thed put it to sleep if reported so nerd dont

that toally wnt come back to haunt em

we need an ape version of the simpsons, the chimpons, where bart sez aye harambe

black lady comes by saying its her sample andshe nees it backbut se sez she cant tell what its doing to the ape

she sez is making him bigger-/faster/tronger/madder and i think he's on roids and drugs

rock shoes her da ape and sez hes albino and the oly of his kind and beat a grizley the baddest predator, which is wrong as thers polar nbears

she sez they took stats of several animals like beetle power, cheetah spee todevolve it like batman beyond or mau sensen which all that dna f's it up

se sez shes the omly 1 to help an did a dna thing to do more than 1 cell at a time but ape escapes 2 andbusts the area

the cops come and pull guns like harambe 2 electric boogaloo but rok talks em offtil a chopper comes by and fires on him

hewigs ot but i guess itsnock out poion so he blacks out

another chopper finds the devolved wolf and caps but we dont see it propler and they send guys in but deer come by and a huge a55 wolf comes in andgets em

not bellum sez the pathogen does what its meant to and 1 marine or w/e runs and escaps  a massive wolf

it jumps a chopper and sends it down and eats the last guy looking like a mix o jurassic park and alien

rock sees ceo i think and is in cuffs and is loaded in withthe ape in a flying airship vehicle lane

on there they see ape is regenerating fast and ceo i think sez rock was army special forces and was on the anti poaching forces(is that real?)

roc sez hes gonna wake up but they calculated his expansion and its not ceo its a gov guylike not tommy lee jones

its reveal;ed afriaized chik ued to work for the company butwas fired by em and did time in ail for trying to steal files

its revaled she can't cure the ape and ceo who wasn't the other 2 guys finds they saw the africanized chick and he dont care about money as he dont wanna go to jail and get b0ned by homies

secretaty sez theres a counter thing that stops it and uses a radio towwr to broadcast it so when the military wacks the wolf they get its dna

ait its a radio thing to make the animals go nuts and lure em in

wolf comes andape wakes up angoes ape sh-t in the jet tossing guys around but rock gets free and calms him til the guys open fire and hits a thing that blows a hole in th plane

they all somehow survive and rock eventually gets off with a parachute and saves africanized chick and i think army guy as the plane blows on da ground

on the ground the ape isn't there and burned up and credits roll

jk really it sruveived and the Korean guy from the good dr is an agent who came in to the ceo place with a warrent so they blane the africanized chick

rock sez he hates people from dealing with poachers and hates human for icing animals and hoe ape saw his fam chopped up by poachers so he ice the poachers claiming they fired on him

you now zee Fuhrer liked animals and was said to ice people, as are animal rights nuts who want humans extinct

also tis ape seeing his fam get it is like lynn from Hokuto no ken

she goes on a thing about trying to save a brother with bad da but the company she worked for also used her dna editing for weapons

they pay the bills, its their right

like the prince putting his friends in the new fatal fury game, if hes spending his money, why cant he do what he wants?

so they work with the army or w/e as they are the ex perts and see the 2 animals are heading or soviet Chicago as the company is calling em

the colonel has em sent off so rick sez hold off, imma bada55, dont make be meat u out

then he beats em out and they tell army guy the company wont make a weapon it cant control so they got a cuire and army guy lets em go for saving him and roc flys a chopper

after the army cant sytop the wolf i thnk, they evacuate Chicago but rock sez they cant get em all oit in time

maybe only evacuate the civilized areas and leave the slums to cook?

so ape and wolf are in da city andcoppers cant stop wm esp afer wolf gets tail spikes it slings

the they see theres a hird monster and the calls are coming from inside da house

its a bg a55 gater monstrosity and the army attacks but does idly d0ng to it as the other 2 come in and bust the city

rock sees the army is doing as well as in a Godzilla movir and they need the cure

the army wants to nuke the area but army guy seez to help the chopper with da rick as if they nuke the place theres no evidence or antidonte but angry black army guy dont like t

rok and africabized chick ger in andarmy guy calls to say the place ight be nuked so rovk kicks in the door cuz they didn't let him in

she hacks in the sever and not bellum sees them on camera feed

the files are erased and afrcabized chickfinds the sample but nt bellum sez it dont shrink em but stops the aggression ans sorry of ur brother

ceo has a gun and not bellum caps rock with it and leaves with Africanized chick and ceo butthe monsters get to the building

the humans get to a copper but aope towares over em and usts da chopper

rovk saves chick as the bullet misses his rgans and ape beats on the tower but not bellum gets  em at gunpoit and sez lure em away

rock draws her viw and calls to ape as chick slps the cure on her and pe eats her

they iced a woman, who was the main bad guy, bada55

ceo merts army guy who ez if you give me da laptop u can go and he sez it was all his sisters idea and as he goes a monster crushes him

wolf gets to the top and roc who walked off a bullet like teddy Roosevelt or Rasputin flys a chopper w/o a tail and the bulding falls o the side like a real damaged building and not into itself lke cotrolled demolition

rock lands and they survived but its a cloudt duty area of rubble like a wste land warrior thing

ap survived and is ok an non vilent but the other monsters survives ans the military is gonna bloe the area like aliens vs predators requiem

rock seznd chick to tell army guy to stop it and theres ibilins on da ground and he goes to fight the monsters with ape

ape beats out lizard with a metal thing and fights wold that can fly smehow like dbaf

roc nails wolf witha bazooka and gets it to fight croc but ot the n64 croc

chick gets tomilitary ad sezthe antidote worked so call off the nuke and he goes with her to hekp

dino gater eats wlold i thi and goes after rock but ape saves him and beats on reptilewith metal like jax

ape fight in vin againt gater but rovk throws a thing of weapons at it and blows it

it survives and swings a mace tail but ape takes it and saves him

ape is getting beat and rok uses the coppe guns on gater as it tioally worked when the amy dud it but whn it gets close, he fires missils

it still dont die and this is getting like the buu ard and gatwr crshs the chopper and tries eatingrock bt ape comes down like link in Zelda 2 and skewers its head with a metal pole

why not use the antidote on em? it worked on ape a saur,, they didn't know what rthey were doing they were confused

we get a dearh scene of trying to be sad b4 the movie ends and ape fit bumps rocl

ape; i widh, we could have maed love, just once

wait thats ninja scroll

maybe dbgt with gohan and piccolo*

rock bummed as ape aved im and is dead and as animas dot got soulds it didn't go to h-ll with the criminals

rock cant take it, pulls out a gu, puts it in his mouth and says "here i cme" and blows his head off

k really the ape was faking being dead as a joke and gives rck da finger

rik se chick is his friend and ape makes a b0ning gesture which rock sez have some class

rock sez hey need a new hme for gworge and it zooms out at the busted city and says the title

the end

that was pretty good

yeah it changed things like the monsters being devolved animals instead of people, but it told a good story

good effects and action and the acting wasn't bad

i like how the woman was the bad guy and manipulating rthings

the music was good and i like how wasting animals was shown as good

its based on a game where you play as a kaiju and bust cities and eat people and it had that

its not a bad movie and has some fun

Glad I saw it

For Rapage 2 I want the gov to get the research and experiment on captured sasquatch that devolve and break out, then bust the town by a base they had. also the riovk and the ape have fallen in love and he crawls into him and crawls out and they combine their ki and love to have a burning ape mode where  the rock drves him like a bio mech and fights with his miliry training. Also its a 32/64 bit 2d fighting game on sega saturn, ps1, n64 and 3do where you play as the rock in the ape called George like the curious guy or a bunch of othr monsters and battle in a semi 3d thingwith building to bust like king of the monsters on Sega.

The Cricket On The Hearth Review

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The Cricket On The Hearth

This is my review on The Cricket On The Hearth from the distant future year to the Meiji Emperor, wait, he was around tl 1912, of 1090 (120 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its direded by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch.

It stars openly irish an fatal drunk Owen Moore from Intolerance/The Blackbird/The Red Mill/30s A Star Is Born, openly French but real French not Canadian French Violet Mersereau from nthing i saw, Mrs D W Griffith Linda Arvidson from A Corner In Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, Dorothy West from The Unchanging Sea/The Gibson Goddess, George Nichols(Ancestor of Louie from Robotech?) from The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, Mack Sennett from too many to list, Harry Solter and John R. Cumpson from Romance of a Jewess, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, and a few guys i never saw anything in.

Its based on a stoey by Charles Dickens i never read and was temade in the 20s but i'm not sure if thats available

huh theres also a rankin bazss one from the 60s, but this is griffth so imma do this

after the title we se a guy in i think a sailor outfit or some kinda military thng hugging his fam bye

he goes off and we see a guywait its him hug a gir and say cr-p to her

he smooches her and goes off with a pack o cr-p

 then we see a big guy hugging the girl in the home and this guy in a coat saying class handle with care wait its glass, and he waves a d0ng or somerhin by their faces

then an angry guy comes in this place and waves his hands with paper stuck to en then goes of as these old brits with 1 looking like a man sit own

a guy omes in looking like mr bean or black adder and takes the youger girl against her will as he has a bill or something i guess a property deed as she's his property

she dont wanna o with him as i guess he's a soviet or gonna b0ne her and he smooches her on the mouth with his mouth

main guy goe in the king Cedrick inn and has a ug of what i think is beer

he nearly gets in a fight with some guy yelling at another guy, then regrets it and runs off

he's in a neighborhhod and sees the guy who bought the girl he likes i think go by with more girls and i thin hes a p-mp and follows em

as the guy tries to b0ne the girl he umps on him and they fight until he picks up and rock and mashs the p-mps head with a cantelope used for it busting

jk really hw follows em devolvedly and possibly dunk

he runs of back to the bar and seems bummed but a guy ineither a coat or dress omes in andjokes around

he gives main guy a beard and they leace as a clown uggles and main guy gets on a disguise as i think a yiddish peddler

he goes out and gets a ride in a horse and wagon and gets dope off at a place

in this home he chick who got sold is a maid or slave or w/e an has a baby sgw looks after and hugs a guy who might be the one who bouht her

the main guy in disuise acomes in and they gie him coffee or tea but he spills it and  when sold girl comes to help he wispers something to her

she cleans it up andther go to a room and these 2 guys talk

k so i rewatched it and think they sld the chick cuz the paper hands guy was who they owed money and she old her or w/e

1 guy is the guy who bought her ad has eyebrows and th ther gy as sideburns an looks in to see main guy out of costume and hugging her

he tells eyebrows and is gonna go in but this lady gets their attention and chick comes out of the room

te sideburns guy has a seat and chixk tends to him but ge dont want it and she goes

he gets a gun andis gonna go in but queers out and gets a candle and puts it out then looks at the fire place

main guy gets his disguise on like Cutey Honey or Sailor Moon and meets up wth chick outside but sideburns follows but  gives up and goes bck to cry like a sissy instea of getting his woman back lik George Washington trying to reclaim his property that escaped

in the hoe the ills paper on hands guy wasis a girl looking sad and the man chic returns and i thought they were the sae one

the man ldy goes in a room and1 girl locks it and the one who was there 1st crys

other chick man chick i mean brings main guy in and he takes of his beard and they are happy

the to run out and in the house she escape from, sideburns finds some white thing on a table

the trio meets some guys in tuxedoes like Sailor Mooon but more hetero

eyebrows goes to the home to get his woman while weaing a white suit with flowers but opens the closet and finds the man lady wh tells him what happened

he smacks her with the flowers and they run out an find main guy and the chick who was gonna be sold married i think by the guys in the park

in his place, sidebura has a chick come to him and bring i think main gu and the other chic an hes gonna gp bu after seeing main guy and his wman are toether, he gets bachis gorl

the oher guys come in ans celebrate andeven i think eyebrows come in and congradulates em

the end

that wasn't bad

surprised there were no intertitles

turns out accordering to back door, aids bag, soom bottom, gender offender, cripple nipples, banana crammer, soy by, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer aS a deer with a steer in ts rear, aids of spades wikipeda, the guys sister is blind and he went to sea and was off for three years

then he ame back and his gf was gnna e marred off to an old spur puss she hated but the sideburns guy mstook main guy as his womans ex butt buddy andhe only wanted her help to get his girl

also the eyebrows sour puss saw the errr of his ways ad stopped being crotchetey

i guess this was made for people who  already knew the story o read the book

lie Yugioh games made for people who know how to play the card game

its well done but if it hd tirle cards or i had the guy describing the story and chRACTERS lik in the 1900s i' like it more

or had the programme saying who does what

its well made and has good style and filming

its got that 00s filming feel and work s and has nice costumes

i had some touuble tells apart the characters or who's what, but its still pretty cool

a sign of things to come for later Griffith Works

And Dickens did this one more lite and clean insteas of depressing like, actually i think most of his stuff has good endings

the sour puss becoming nice was from a Christmas carol

and it wasn't mostly of poors like oliver twist

glad I saw this one, its pretty good

For The Cricket On The Hearth 2 I want it to be 20 years later and they have a daughter who's a tough chick and female body builder who goes to America to help the Confederates in the Civil War. Also its an 8 bit run n gun game on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as her and fight through Confederate Towns to get to te Yankee area and the final boss is lincon's body guard you gotta hold off for 1 minute as John Wilkes Booth takes care of business!

The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch Review

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The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch

This is my review on The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch from the distant future year o George Armstrong Custer of 1912(99 years before Transformers The Heamasters)

Its direded by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea.

It stars Blanche Sweet from A Corner In Wheat/Judith Of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or Thou Shalt Not Kill, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea, Dorothy Bernard from The House Of Darkness, Wikipedia described sodomite Harry Hyde from Judith Of Bethulia, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia, Frank Evans from The Musketeers of Pig Alley, Wilfred Lucas from Intolerance/Flesh and Blood/The Count of Monte Cristo 1934/Cleopatra 1934/The Devil-Doll/Mary of Scotland/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Santa Fe Trail, W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia,  Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea, Anthony O'Sullivan from The Gibson Goddess, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness, ad a few guys i n evr saw in cr-p

i never saw tis b4 but lie D W Griffith an Blanche Sweet so imma give it a shot

hu, ts basd on work by Bret Harte, the 1800s author, not the wwf guy. He did The Outcasts of Poker Flat, The Luck of Roaring Camp and Salomy Jane.

after ttle we get text sayong th goddess takes a walk nd we see  blNMCHE going around the outside by a valey or w/e

she goes through yown and the guys go wilsd and title ard sez she mets a tenderfood prospector

shw meets a nerdy guy in a uit and a hat and pick and he gows on

then title sez bluegrass pete an an opertine koment

so pete wacks a snake i think with an axe or something to save blanche and she heads home in a cabin like Birth of a Nation

She goes out and a guy looking like if tru deau was a real man comes by an they smooch as some guys walks around

he goes off and then title sez her sster frm the city visits

they hug and shes dressed fancy abd in a big a55 hat bt not an a55hat

blanche goes out to be ith her man but goes in and sister is with the man

pete comes by and wait thats her bf hes pete and brings his homie over the goes off with siuster as blanche waches em making out

in the real version they wer b0ning

she goes hme and they cone back and they see ashamed but sister  seen trying to beg for forgiveness

blanche pulls away and pulls out a gun, then fires into both of em, as they overact and die

jk really thery reconcile and blanche goes n but the suster/pete hug

blanche ges upset and spazzes out inside but nt as bad as a reditor when you point out the soviets didn't support banana crammers

he looks out abd sees sister and pete run of and blanche goes back in

suster/pete go to some plse and hes got gold i think and blanche is leaving

suster and pete go off but a guy follows em and watches em hite it then pete goes off

blanche is leacing and hears the plot to rob pete wile hiding in the ushes and the bad guys stop by to talk

but is glad pete is gonna get whats coming to him for betraying her

is his where pete from Disney came from?

cuz steam boa willies was like 16 years after this

so the bad guys come in and feel up sister and lance laughs at dat b--ch getting wats coming to er but sees the error of her ways and  freaks out and runs aving her arms like a black guy

a title cars sez petes pal was recgnizes and restrained from a desparate deed hch meas he's gona either b0ne her or wack her

sisters toed up and left there but a title csrd sez a lit cigarette forgot in the robbers haste lights up the cabin

shes gonna get burned at the stake like witchcrafters in the past earned through practicing the black arts

we see smoke filling up re area and blanche got guys from town  who get in a gunfight with the robbers and waste the bad guys

the cain burns with good effects of fire around sister that i'm ot sure how they did other than cutting between frames of fire and her

or maybe having the fire in front of te camera and her in the background

so some guy in a black hat saves sister and lance goes off with greengorn or w/e who i think fiyd gold

the end

hat was prtty good

simple and decent

nice acting and filming

typical of the era

good effects

blanche and her blonde hair worked in here

i never read the book or w/e but this was decent

it holds up and tells a decent story that was used often later with things like soap operas and Degrassi and robotech with romance and bbterayal

Glad I saw this

For The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch 2 I want the greenhorn to break into an ancient temple underground and find treasure of advanced tech, but then there's an attack by seagull people from the cloud city and he and blanche have to use that tch to fight em off. Also its an 8 it game on Sega master system, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, G16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as Blanche and/or the greenhorn in power armor and fight through airships and sky cities and dimem=nsional areas to beat the seagull people.