Inherit The Wind Review

Note: i spell winder i mean eindy

Inherit The Wind

This is my review on Inherit the Wind from the distant fitue year to St Raspiytin of 1960 (50 years before robotech and transformers season 3 in Japan)

Its directed by Stanley Kramerwho did The difiant ones/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

it stars broken drunk Spencer Tracy ho bit it days after filming this, and was in 20,000 Years in Sing Sing/Fury/San Francisco/Captains Courageous/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/Adam's Rib/Plymouth Adventure/Bad Day at Black Rock/The Old Man and the Sea/guess whos coming to dinner/Judgment at Nuremberg/How the West Was Won/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Fredric March from 31 Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde/1936 Mary of Scotland/1937 A Star Is Born/The Best Years of Our Lives, Gene Kelly from The Pirate/40s The Three Musketeers/An American in Paris/That's Entertainment, Part II, Florence Eldridge from 35 Les Miserables/Mary of Scotland, Dick York from The Twilight Zone/Bewitched/The Flintstones/Fantasy Island, Donna Anderson from The Incredible Hulk/The A-Team/Little House on the Prairie, Harry Morgan from The Ox-Bow Incident/40s Madame Bovary/Dark City/How the West Was Won/Dragnet the 8 movie/Dragnet the 60s show/M*A*S*H/The Simpsons/3rd Rock from the Sun, Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/The Defiant Ones/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Dragnet/he Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Matlock-/Eerie, Indiana, Elliott Reid from Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Paul Hartman rom nothing else i saw, Philip Coolidge from The Greatest Story Ever Told/The Twilight Zone, Jimmy Boyd from nothing i saw, Noah Beery Jr. from 20s The Mark of Zorro/Of Mice and Men/Sergeant York/Red River/The Texas Rangers//7 Faces of Dr. Lao/The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County/Rawhide/The Waltons/The Rockford Files/Fantasy Island, Norman Fell from It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Graduate/Bewitched/Charlie's Angels/Matlock/The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!/The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air/Life With Louie, Hope Summers from The Rifleman/The Andy Griffith Show/The Ghost and Mr. Chicken/Rosemary's Baby/The Shakiest Gun in the West/Bewitched/M*A*S*H/Little House on the Prairie, Ray Teal from Sergeant York/The North Star/Captain Kidd/My Favorite Brunette/The Snake Pit/Samson and Delilah/the 1950 No Way Out/Along the Great Divide/Ace in the Hole/The Indian Fighter/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/One-Eyed Jacks/Judgment at Nuremberg/Chisum/Taggart, Along Came Jones, Renee Godfrey from Citizen Kane, Donald Elson from The Rifleman/Julius Caesar/Gremlins, Richard Deacon from Them/Blackboard Jungle/Invasion of the Body Snatchers/My Man Godfrey/The Birds/Leave It to Beaver/The Rifleman/The Dick Van Dyke Show/My Favorite Martian/The Twilight Zone/Mister Ed/The Addams Family/I Dream of Jeannie/Get Smart/The Beverly Hillbillies, George Dunn Daddy Long Legs/Joe Dakota/he Beguiled/The Andy Griffith Show/My Favorite Martian/The Beverly Hillbillies, Snub Pollard from Nation Aflame/40s Miracle on 34th Street/Adam's Rib/Singin' in the Rain/One-Eyed Jacks/Master of the World/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, Addison Richards from The Walking Dead/Valley of the Giants/Love Laughs at Andy Hardy/The Ten Commandments/Rawhide, Harry Tenbrook from 20s The Mysterious Island/30s Scarface/20,000 Years in Sing Sing/30s King Kong/30s The Count of Monte Cristo/Mary of Scotland/Stagecoach/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Grapes of Wrath/The Ghost of Frankenstein/40s Batman/Abilene Town/Santa Fe/Singin' in the Rain/The Quiet Man/50s Calamity Jane/Destry, Will Wright from Saboteur/Bambi/Scarlet Street/1949 Little Women/Adam's Rib/Leave It to Beaver/50s Dennis the Menace/Mr. Ed/The Dick Van Dyke Show/1962 Cape Fear, and some gus not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, candy a55, beta male, frooty booty, gender offendr, cripple nipple queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stonervregan peta teee kung f based on plants Wikipedia, which lies and wants to be paid for it.

after logo title and credits to Olde Time Religion but seeming dark and srs, this teaher starts teaching evolution to innocent children and by that i mean 20ish year old teens

he gets arrete for teahing against Creationism and the le of evolution nd the media goes mental on it

the Christians are not pleased with the money shines and wannaget people from being deceived by the lie of evolution as theres ques a lot of evidence aginzt it and more than just "God did it"

1 guy sez college applicants might not be alloed from tis sates schools in other states uz of not believing what they do as university does and 1 guy values fitting in over being True to the Creator

this bada55 lawyer is taking the prosecution and the faithful are glad

i should note that in the sovit weatern Europe they arrest people or praying and they went the wrong direction, but they also arrsst you for saying what the gv dont like, we need a 1776 2 electric boogaloo

so the evolutionist mees his gf ad they make out in the courtroom  as i guess t doubles as a jail and the think of the allged universe even though theres evidnce of a flat earth and the moon and su circle t

a reporter comes in and is eating an appl and jokes of the apple being from the ree of knowledge, like the wisdom tree, and sez hes a maryr

he wants to teach the kids that life wasny' made and started i 7 dayx, wich is like saying, i wanna teach that lincon wasn't real and made p to scare southerents

reporter sez the sunrise is an illusion and he does good things people hate and bad things people love but hes on their side

so the attack lawyer come sin and they celebrate and sign Olde Time Religion an theres a lot of Good Christians and attack lawyer was running for prez ofr something and they said they voted for him 3x like Trump

He goes on warning that trachin kids tey are just devolved animals is dangerous as we have seen where it went in the 21st century with teens beating teahers and shooting the place up and b0ning each other and animals and items

reporter sez the def lawyer is coming and is a big deal but the people wanna run him out on a rail

attc lwysrr se its good as w/o St George slaying a dragn who would remember hm?

gfs dad wants her to eat but she dont wanna leave her bf and he warns bf's a sinner and its risky to be with him

gf sez treacher loves God but dad sez ho he's got the def lawyer henry drummond like brian drummns and henry morgan taller who both uppted evil

dad prays and treus to get her to repend but shs a rebellious teen and sees hs blif as bad

this tries to make Crhsitians seem over the tp, but if you look up feminists and gender offenders, its way crazier

attack lawyer comes in andis spencer tacey whos dry and witty

1 guys has a show with a smoking chmp saying man didn't evolve from ape but ape evolved from man, which some actually support chimps coming from a more human like ancestor, and says its from the beast=ality of man that The Creator devolved it

thats kinda trye, but ti as fallen angels and their offspring making apes and pigs out of genetic filth

def lawyer meets ammenber of the accuseds class who likes him anwelome him inothis place wih a fat for the 50s womanand its a restaurant where he meets frecrich march as the atk lawyer and the team where atk lawyer sez he isagrees eith is words but defens his right to say em

so the trial is getting started andatk lawyer sez its arm and mgut get warmer and asks to remove soem clothes and they take off their coats

they get a creationist and fan of atk lawyer and trcey wants him removed for his views and he's excused and spencey whnes of calling him Col BRady as hes an honorary col in the state militia as it maes him sound better

mayer makes spencer a temp col to even it out and they interview a guy for being on the trial jury and asks him of Darwin but is allowed

the day is over from heat and judge col potter announcrs a prayer meeting but spencer whines of it and ants a sign put up Read Yuor darewin to counter the Reasd Your Bible

imagine having a pro cannibal and anti cannibal thing shown as equal? or bios euxal and necroseuxal as equal as its not right o wrong but a matter of reference? or same species and inter species?

so the people hate spencer traey and accused is bumme and ants to give u but spencer supports him and gievs his advice to keep fighting for his cause and sez if he ants to conform and go with the mainstrem he can and spencer will give up and he can be ok with people who only like him if they agree

which is how things are today with the "he identifies as a dog" groups and "dont message me/follow me if your X"

at dinenr co brady warns of the dangers of leaving the Creator and devolving into murderous haters and how the media is owned by a small minority that has a slant and holy cr-p he nail ed the 2010s and 2020s, he warned us like that G I Joe ep where Cobra buys the media an makes pro cobra anti joe shows

fat chick who i think is brady's wife, talks with  the tracey like spacey but not gacy and is his friend and wants to geta long with em

gf's dad reads the bible of Creation and asks The Creator to smite the evolutionist but gf says no and dad offers to ask Him to smite his kid but Brady sez show mercy and go home

gf is bummed her dad wants her to go to h-ll and brady comforts her

i guess the dad going too far was like beast machiens wit Opimus Primal going too far to show the dangers of it, as Brady is kind and comforting

brady goes by tracey in a rocking chair and reminices with him abut ther past friendship but tracy oved away from him by standing still like going furter and further left to promote inbreeding and necromance as same love, but Brady sez he dont wanna leave the Creator

spacy jr says he wanted this toy an his rents ave u for it but it broke and it eas cr- and he sees fsith like that

so in trial a boy in class describes what accused said about eviltion and how there was no life, then cells then fish and frogs and reptiles and haumns

but for seucxal reproduction you need a male and female, and for he 1st of both to happen in the same place at the same time and live to aulthood and be able to breed and have viable offspring and them to survive and breed, seems quite unlikely

plus theres fossils found of horses or w/e and dinoaurs in the same layer of rock

so brady goes on about he Bible and pspacy talks ofreading the book by Darwin and asks if the teen if the book is wrong

to be fair, some countries ban books, like ussr, and china and cuba and Australia, and Canada and England and Germany and other cr-ppy places

spacy asks if he was harmed by hearing the book and teensez hes ok, but imagine if i injected a guy with aids and the next week hes like "im ok now" not nowing the long term path of harm it takes

he asks the kid if his faith was shaken or if he believed everything the accused said an he wasn't sure on the latter and when he asks if tractor or phones were evil cuz they wernet in the bible, brady asks if right means anything but he sez no

they argue over spacy trying to ut the law on trial like twith an obscenity case he triked the jury to think it was only in their mind anspacy sez he dont eant medieval junk in the constitution

so gf is called up and its revealed accused left the church cuz this 13 year ol boy came to look at his microscope and not is weeener, but he drowned in a swimming accuident, but dad said cuz he wasn't baptied he went to h-ll, and this busted up the accused and he blamed the church

brady sez the accused went astray and traqcy sez him being astray is opinion and has it wiped from the record

they go on about stuff accused said against the bible, which nowadays would be against some historical alleged eventthat is exaggerated and misinterpteted and if you dont believe it, you are evil

she breaks down and spacy dont uestion her as accused wuld pleade guilty and he dont want her pressed further

the procecution rests and spacy wants to  bring up egghea pop science nuts who probably upport selectie breeding as it was common back then like tommy douglass in soviet Canada

the court rules that zoology is no relavent to the case but tracyb wants to explain evolution so the jury believes what he wants but its denied and so is other nerds

he wants to gve up and thinks the case is deided ike with Eichmann and sez if this continue this way, it'll lead to book burnings and forcing faith on everyone an turn Catholic against prodistant and goes on a loud tirade

judge has enough of his cr-p and holds him in contemopt  an the people offer to pay his bond so dog the bounty hunter dont lay the smack own on his fat a55

at night a mob comes down singing Glory Glory Hallelujah about stinging up the evolutionsit and rpotrer comes in saying make made The Creator when looking at the stars when apes and things are devolving

the next day spacy sez sorry and they forvve him as Jesus said to and spacey sez he wants to use the Bbile as evidence and calls Col Brady as a witness

he asks Brady if he read the origin of speices and he sez no but is asked hwo does he know its bad if he never saw it

theres objection and he sez its meant fo the bible andthe objection is sustained and they go on the Bible where spacy sez it otta be read iterally, but the bible uses slang fro the era

the eye of the needle the camel has to go through was actually a gate in the ity you had to unload the camel to get through

alo some say Jonah in the belly of the fish was a saying of being out on the ater w/e light

he goes on about th sun sopping in Joshua and specy goes on about but the earth stopping spinning meant the planet is f'd

but if you go flat earth then the sun goes around the earth above the filimant

then gos on about Cains woman but asks hwre she came from, but in some eacheings says adam and eve had other kids like luluwa which hs a yugioh car based off

then spacy goes on about the historical figures having offspring and asks him of b0ning and when he sez b0ning is sin(only utside of marriage)

spacy sez knolege is more important than Holy thigns in The Bible(Who do you think made the knolenegde?) and goes on a speech like 60s law and order about ho you gain and sacrifice things like flying makes birds seem less good and they otta abandon faith, but if we can, why did The Creator give us reason and thought? and why not let the accused think?

spacy asks of a rock claimed to be billions of years old but Brady sez its a few thousand and says the earth was made October 23 4004 bc and spacey asks about how long the at day was as there was no suna dn goes an inch at a time saying it could be 2 hours then 30 the a week the nmothh the year then  millions of years

thats the slippery slope

so he goes on asking oif The Creator told Darwin what to say and goe on a clash of if Brady is a prophet and suggest if they have a law saying only Darwin can be taught and holy cr-p they arned us!

eventually BRady kinda crascks a bit an goes on about his beliefs and court is over andfat wife brings back to the hotel

later gf comes by bradys place and sez hes a fake and gets slapped by wife

gf sez he tricked her with her testimony andthinks hes evil for going against her and wife sez hes just a guy andmakes mistakes and isn't a saint of demon but when he comes out she hates him and leaves

he sez winning the case will be a monument or the nation wife sez its a monyment to him and one flayw in him and they end it and he couldvde been presiden 3x and the people turned on him

he wrote a speech but is bummed and wife comgorts hm

gf sez sorry to accused and is on his side and theres a radio thing to broadcast the ju=ry but spacy takes the Creartors name in vein and  is told not to on Radio, when he asks why the h=ll not he's told nt to say h-ll either

so the jury finds him guilty and some boo and he sez he'd do it again and thinks he did nothing wrong

cuz theres no precident he gets a 100$ fine and spacy sez hes gonna appeal

bray wants to read remaks i the record but the trial is over and he reads em aspeople loudly talk lik homies in he theatre

then bites it and tracy stands for brady a bit aganst the eporter whos pobaby a demon and its revealed spacy is religious too and thinks brady was great and lost his way

tracy tells off reporter for having nothing of value and reporter sez tracy will be at his grave, which mens reporters gonna suicie

spacy leaves with the Bible and dawin books and Glory Glory Hallelujah plays

the end

that was a well made film

it tries to argue for letting in evolution under the guise of being equal, but as we've seen, it lead o The Bible being pushed ot and haters wanting The Ten Commandments barred from public

its well acted and writer and the msi works, bu it tries to mak the Bible seem wrong and evolution look right, even though theres a nimber of things with the theory of evolution that don't add up

Also evolution is only a theory, bt for a theory to be scientifically proben, it mst e; observed, in a lan in a controlled environmemt, with successive results, which evolution has not ad happen

e never saw 1 animal turn into another but we have seen a lot of evidence of creation science, includingdinosaur sightings such as a mosasaur in ww1 with a u boat, the mokele mbembe in the congo, a hadrosaur in autralia in the 1840s, Herodotus mentioning dinosaurs, and the partridge creek east in Alaska

plus writing points to it as Chinese writing is taking characters for words and combining them

the symbol for Sin is Man+Woman+Tree, and the one foe Flood is a boat with 8 people (Noah, 3 sons, their wives)

and this was made thousands of years b4 the White Mn told em of The Bible

plus biblical archeology showing evidence of things from it

but i liked the movie, even though the bad guy is the rotagonist

like the movie a time to kill with the bad guy getting away with his crime

The movie is in bw-/w with maybe widescreen but loos good.

For Imherit The Wibd, 2 i want it to be where the appeal is ging on an tracey is gonna help the evolutiomnist get away with it, but is visited by the ghost of Brady saying he's been shown the fiuture and has to change it. Then shows spcey the futute of he 2010s with schools being cesspools of profanity, sodomy, violence, meta detectors, gangs, drugs, aids, teen pregnancy, murder, suicide, and lack of sanity or morality. When he returns, he's told they willtogether and take out key poeple who would lead to it happening, and he equips onto tracy as ghost armor and gives him abilities beyond man. Then goes around various cities in America taking out guys who would lad to ruin and the eons wo guard thm, ending with the reporter revealing he was a demon master who came to this dimension to try to end the Bible and fights the  heroes as the final battle. Also its a 16 bit game like Daemons Of Asteor on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GB where you play as tracy in Bradys ghost earmor and fight 1920s America places.

The Electric House Review

 Note: I spell homie or rather housie

The Electric House

This is my review on The Electric House from the distant future year of 1922(100 years before Robotech II The Sentinels and Soylent Green)

Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/ The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North, an also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/herlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr Virginia Fox from nothing else i saw, Joe Keaton aka Busters Dad from The Scarecrow/Srwam Boat Bill Jr/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Go West/The General, Myra Keaton from nothing else i saw(they were his paents), Joe Roberts from The Scarecrow/The Play House/The Frozen North/Our Hospitality, and Kpuise Keaton who isn't on bak doorm candy a55, beta male, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soy boy, cropple nipple, banana crammeraids bag, hippie stoner peta vegan tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia, who thins that Irishman gor 81millin people to side with him in 2020 abut his past boss only got 69 million.

i saw this b4 but its been a long time since

It was filmed 1 way but Keaton got hurt so they waited for him to recover and refilmed the whole thing

after title and credits we see a guy graduating  and its uster and hes told a  university benefactor is wantng to hire a graduate

this bug guy wants an engeineer to install electric appliences in his house and a man goes yp to sow his diploma ut its for manicurist and hair dresser

well, better than gender studies

so big guy sez hairstrluer dont qualidy and buster goes up and his diploma sez hes an electrual engineer and hes  hired

but it turns out manicurist got his diploma switched with buster and dont go after him as he's left but coulde shown it

buster goes to this house and i dont recall any of this and thought it was the one with roscoe arbuckle or w/e in the house wih pulleys and tings on stings and gizmoes

so big guy brings buster home and says "star work and i hope to be surprised when i come back from vacation"

Buste unzips and starts b0ning the wall, more lie h=mping, and says "this is what you get, for being wal maRT and selling tamprted yugioh packs!!

jk thats what i joke of doing

so bg guy and wide drive off and gie buster a book the electric house and he reads it

then the fam comes bac and we dont get a montage like in the 80s when Rockey trained to take on the soviets

the 1st thing is an escalator staircase and in this room with a pool table is a book self thahas a pole thing come out when you press buttons on a table

the bedrom has a bath tub comeout on rails  and return and a bed that goes in the wall

theres sliding auto doors like star trek andb ustr has thebig guy go on the elscaltor but is aunched out he house into a pool through a window or door or wall or w/e

buster tries turning off the stairs and falls on it and tries getting off but keps getting moved up as hes gonna jump

he eventually gets launched out lke in Gundam and winds out in the pool but tey get out and buster shows another thing

he pulls a lever and the pool drains but pulls it back and it refills

thn they play pool on a pool table and theres a ball retrieval ting that goes from the floor to he wall, then a chute that puts em bac on the table

theres a long thing in the floor for chalk anits retractlbe and when laying buster busts his pool cue and bends it into a gold vlub to putt it

then its dinner and the chairs ontracks scoot in anda small train on tracks go on the tablewith bowls of soup and retrns to the wall

there a spinning circle in the middle that has thinga and the train returns t collect the soup bolwls and they go in a washing thing and to a maid or slave w who puts em away

buster hits a button and the seats move back and they fall but fix it

the maid/slave makes 4 dinners and uster accidentally f's thr track so when the main cource comes it goes into the mom

days later friends come to see the electric house but buster wasn't invited but the real engineer plots rvenge, oh its the 1st guy who got rejected for having busters diploma

he tries to sneak in but this woman hides in a trunk and when buster gets it, its too heavy from a fat woman in it

he carrys it on his back like a bada55 and stumbles around doppng it and bumping into thngs

he goes to use the staits and it dint turn o but when ur arus it, the real engineer turns a switch and the stairs go down sobuster keeps walking u a downward thing

it stops and he's cnfised why he's only half up and as he starts again the stairs start again

big guy argues with a guy and engenier screwing with the wires makes  makes the boo shelf extend a book at big guy

buster gets to the top of the stairs and the stairs turns on and moves the trin to he bottom, but when he goes for it, the stairs go up and lunches it into the pool

buster goes down the stairs and slides on the rail to skip it but in the pool the fat chic comes out by a hole in the trunk and  gets on a White Towel like a Ghost or Klansman

Busre sees her and goes off but the light keeps turning off and he evades her thinking its haunted

buster runs into the chick in the bedroom but dont b0ne her cuz this isn't a moern film and engeinerr hits a switch and the bathtub comes out and buster falls in it but is knocked off by the door as it goes in a hole in the lowwr area

the bed moves into the all and chcks legs are sticking out like the wizard of oz and buster pulls the bed out and they run

buster winds u on the stairs agan and jumps at the bottom and lands chest 1st, then rns into the dining room and over the table to the kitchen

he puts hs hand onthe tracks and the train bumps it so he jumps bak and lands butt 1st on the conveyorbelt bt it moves him and he falls on the floor

the engineer f's with swiches and the dining room chairs move in and out and in the kitchen plates fly around from bein sh-t out by the washing thing

buster cmes out the train hole and on the table and spins around b4 falling off and running and sliding on a rug

he tells the people there of cr-p and seesa hand on the wndow and covers his eyes

the thing in the floor rises and he goes up so when he taes a step he falls into a guy but not up his a55

he goes behind a guy and the book shelf exends and pokes him so he slugs buster

the pool thing comes down and throws pool billiards at busterand he tries to escape but the door closes on his neck and only his head is through the door

he stnm;ples aroyud and they run but he goes to the contro room and sees in the window above the door that engineer is screwing things up

he gets pots and throes em in the window and thearea sparks and engineet rns out and chaes him but gets busted by the train thing andgets launched out by the stairs in the pool

buster slides down the handrail and rides the sairs to lauch into the pool but a butler or w/e gets in the way and both wind up in the water

wait its big guy and when the get ou big guy gives him a diploma and tells him to gtfo but he throws it away, ges a rock, ties i on his neck and jumps in to suicide

chick sees this andoulls the lever and drains the poo with a close up on buster at the bottom as the water flushes out which means he hand to go to the bottom and hold his breath to do it in 1 take as buter is bada55

big guy pulls the lever and it fills uo bt i think its in reverse but after he leaves the chick pulls it and drains it

buster aint there and we see a tnnel pooping him out, sull with the rick on his nek and with a guy

the end

that was pretty good

nice fun creatuve gimmicky thing

nice stunts and it has ideas that seem like wed have in the 21st century

didn't expect the suicide attempt but unlike most thins today, it didn't seem like a dark serious moment to make the audience feel bummed in a comedy

no romnce or other cr-p, just fun and creativity

not as many stnnts but it works and has a few good parts

glad i saw it, its only like 22 mins

For The Electric House 2 I want a guy to read of the electric house and want to find buter to make one of his own, but cam't find where he went, so he goes on a silly zany vaudeville search looking through various areas on town and beating up losers who wanna eat him, in the ed he finds bster and it ends with a huse made thar looks like a grand piano with tuba and trimbone and guitars on it. Also its a 32/64 bit 2d beat em up on n64, Sga saturn, ps1 and 3D0 with up to 4 members of a rich fam, husband, wie, teen son and daughter, and you fight vaudeville style with crazy moves like in the 20s where you beat up 20s guys and animals.

Warm Bodies Review

 Note: I spell like a necromantic

Warm Bodies

Thos is my review on Warm Bodies from the distant furre year to Osamu Tezuka of 2013(The  year of Astroboy and Robotech)

Its directed by Jonathan Levine who dd nothing i saw

it stars Nicholas Hoult from X-Men: First Class/Jack the Giant Slayer/X-Men: Days of Future Past/Mad Max: Fury Road/Robot Chicken, Teresa Palmer from The Grudge 2/I Am Number Four/The Fall Guy, probably commie Rob Corddry from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry/Blades of Glory/W./Semi-Pro/Hot Tub Time Machine/The Daily Show(commie propaganda)/American Dad!/MADtv(better than snl)The Winner(which was good)/The Mighty B!(ew )Law & Order/Glen Martin DDS/Family Guy/Robot Chicken/Drunk History, non italiano Dave Franco from Superbad/The Lego Movie/The Disaster Artis (bt he's not Italiano! He's in Pizza face!!), openly nuts Analeigh Tipton from The Big Bang Theory, Cory Hardrict from Gran Torino/Boston Public/Cold Case/Law & Order/Boston Legal, and faithless life saver slav John Malkovich from 90s Of Mice and Men/Alive/1998 The Man in the Iron Mask/The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/Zoolander 2.

Its base on Romeo anduliette but i think they changed it enought so its a diffeenrt story

i never saw this but people likes it and its based on a book by Isaac Marion i never read

after logos we get credits to a guy narrating ofhaving to do better and hes a zombie then credits

he dont recall his name and we see othr zombies like a janitor and ceo son and he cant recall how thr zombieism started and wanders the mall like an 80s bimbo  wait its an airport like that karen black movie

theres skeletor zombies caller b0ners I mean bonies or boneys like bronys but not j=rkin off to sexy horses

he sees a guy with a rotted off lower face and is lost and dont now whee he is in a new airporte part and wanders onto an aeroplane and turns on a record and plays a song as he wanders around after relaxing

he has a friend zombieand none are talking, its only main guys inner thoughts but sometimes they have words

they wander in a group slowly like unions making things an look for food then it shows a camp or rin down city wth lving humans

a guy on tv talks of thanking the yuuman volunteers going out to find spplies and dont trut zombies as they aint real people lie THEY said of people who disagree with em on flu shots or leaders or politics or rights

this group of livers as in those who live go into the cursed earth luke judge dredd in a f'd out grey cty like the sovir union meets Mexico meets Detroit

the zombies walk on as a bony w/o eyes roars at em and i thin it sees with sensing ki

1 liver plays psp or vita and i hin psp and the livers look for meds  and this is in widscreen with color but dull color like the 2010s do

the zombies bust inand a igh breaks out but main guy likes this blonde chik with a big gun and a romance song plays, its I aint missing u at all

main guy takes a bite outta a guy and the undead feed on the peopleand if hespares the brain, the vic rises asa new zombie but the brain is the bs part

my dad grew up on a farm and ate puig brains  so is like far factor but not earing the crotch

he has flashbacks of colored scensof nice things like fireworks an making out with a chick and nice weather as he feeds on a guy

blonde ant find her butt bddy and blows off a zombie hear or rater open, to save a cick nd main guy comes to her but she throws a blade in him which does diddley d0ng

hedont eat herbut has blood on his mouth nd touches her face with his blood hand and ret-rdedly movs around her and brings her with him

he dont get why hes doing this andthe undead thin shes one of them one of them gooble gobble gooble gobble

this is a kidnapping like beauty and the beast or phantom of the opera

in this room ses not glad andkina fears him butwait its in the plane and theres a snowglobe with a straight human couple in it

he tries to talk but it dont work an leaves her n theeas she looks ot and sees zomies around

he's gonna zomb0ne her

he ate her bf's brains and has flash baks to her and bf and the guy on the tv is her dad and wanted to make a walled off area to keep the livers safe

they look aroud the base and later outsie she had to cap a guy in a zombie crowd a run from other zombies

later in real life he lays in a seat by her and his heart kinda livens up

in the day he can talk more and she ants him to get food i think and when he goes out she tries scaping but theres too many zombies and main guyfinds her somehow and smears blood on her fae an walks with herfaking being undead

she overdoes it and he sez too much and she tones it down and thats racist against the liing impaired

she eats pudding or something from da plaine and he get her cr-p to eat bu not literal cr-p as zombies dont poop i think

she asks for his name and he dont know so she calls him R like that Will Smith Movie with K and J and Z and M

she asks if theres others like him andhe dont now and later we see em in  red car like Outrun on Sega Mastwr System going down a sunny road

R drives and kinda studders it and it plays a good romance sing

R like Sailor Moon R or Saber Marionette R? or Yugioh R?

evenyally he damags the car and she's pp-ssed at him

later in the plane she eats and he commnts on him shrugging as se looks through records and plays some upbeat one and we getta montage of them handing out

1 zomibie i think the friendhears em playing music and latwr its day an se wonfers if er btt buddy will come back

she goes on over her feeling of ex butt buddy and i gotta say, the R actor is tretty good to show eeling while acting spazzrd out

then another montage of him putting hi hand on his heart then hers and then she sleeps and he misses sleep and dreams as hes undad now

then a flashback andtv guy dad having bf join the deence force andthe last part before the zombies ate him, then e sees himself eatinb g te guy fom the guys pov

he hears gf sreaming in real life and sees her fighting zomies in a spazzy lights ara and join in to save her by thrwing himself at em to tackle em down and they stop somehow like goombahs stepped on in mario

she sez its been a few days and she needs to go home amfriend sez he needs to at butR sez no anda b0nercomes as zomboes line the glass outside

they from from the b0ner and lock him out anget outside with several b0ners bt riend runs em over andsaves em

friend wants her to come but she dont wanna bt does and they get away but run into a swrm of zombies as friend asks R if hes ok

they tand before the undead horde who lets em passand et to the ferarri mustang and chick drives off as the b0ners chase em

then its raining and a song plays and theres no roof so they get soaked

wait theres a roof sometimes andthey go to a place w/o rain where she last aw her dad and i thin her real dad was the guy she capped zombie in the woods

they go to a house and she uses a camera to take phtoes

she offers to let him sleep in her room i think but on the floor as she is still bio seuxal and not necro seuxxal yet

friend looks at a tv or w/e and has flashbacks to his Asian gf in a sunny field and he kinda awakens too with nice bviolin music, as do other zombies whos hearts hear up

H Heat Heart, E Emergency Call, R Right Justice, O Oversoul H E R O Flash!

the b0ners aint happy for tis and scream in the zomvies faces and outside of the house is an armored rick like the maruta have andshe worries he might get headshot like j fk and harambe and worries for him

she later hets changed and is un white bra black undies an he likes it

zomb0ner

she talks to him but i can hardly hear and i thin is growing closer to him and he puts the watch he ae off her bf on the table and she gets it back

I thin its a sad moment but  cant tell and he looks more alive a bt and recalls his colorful nature pastor maybe its a phantasy of gf and her homies wanting a cure for zombitus and R  is asked if hes dreaming as Deams are for humans

he ez he dont know who he am but is told he anbe who he wants but ex bf sez she wont like him after hearing he ate her bf

then its day time and he wanders off thinking she wont ant him and he'd stay a zombie and she dives around but runs outta fuel on a road with other cara nd walks instead of howirng e

se ets back to the town and the black gyholds her at gunpoint to check if its her b4 letting himin

wait the tv guy is her dad and is glad to see her andsez she has to be safe

R wanders and wqans to forget her but feels cold and is in da rain and dont get hes reviving

he gets tohis friend and finds the other undead who welcome him back bt b0nies hunt e as their hearts bat

R shos a photo andtheyget going as Rock You Like A Hurricane plays bada55edly but dont get to the words as they get tii think the airportand wait i think its the city and he sneaks in using memories of ex bf

he goes looking for gf a theres goats there for the gaijin to b0ne and THEM to sacrifice

gf talks with a giro about her feeling for R and she likes him and gir sezits weird

its just necromance, its natural, animals do t

she goes out on her balcony and R shows up and she sez its too dangerous and the others will waste him as her giel c,mws out and seez him

he comes in and they hug andbrings him upstairs andgrl asks all these questions and he sez otherzombies are reiving bt b0nies are coming

she wants to get dad but girl sez dad grounded her for a year for trying peach schnapps and mom was reasonable

gf gives main guy a make over and shower and has girl turn off pretty woman as se thought it was funny anduses mak up tmake him look aliv to a montageand girl finds him hot

she unzis his pants ad pulls out his weener b it fals off an she sreams

jk really the boneys are comming and the 2 girls and a guy wal throughthe f--k town to see her dad

she promses to stat with him butblack guy sez they can't com as its classified and they go on ayway andR sez how are u to blac guy

he colt say hes autistic r something

tey get to dad and hear theres sarms of corpses and bones coming and gf sez tje dead are reviving and he dont buy it

bf R bumps into R i mean dad and she explains he saved her and is good but he pulls a gun and is gonna blow out R's head bt girl pulls a gun on him to sabe emand gibe em tme to escape

whats te plan hetre? run away? wher?

thre couple escapes and te girl is juloe like juliette or 21st century juliette in Wedding Peach andthe alarm sounds

they et to the living zombies andare ready for a final battle andsee boneys on the ceiling cracking it andthe couple esapes an living undad fight em

the cpiuple runs as chick shoots boneys and the frien is caled M lie Mercutio in Romeo and julieyte and its not Boney M like the Rasputin Song

soldiers fight boneys and black gu gonna et it in a horro movir bt a lving zomboe saves him and eats out the b0ners with a fire extinguisher

boneys fight the couple but R beats 1 oit and saves gf

soldiers see the zobis fighting b0ners and help em and report to dad

coupe ets to a place full of boneys and escapes to the outside with no where to go bu down and they jump off with R holding her and landing in the pool belo shielding her

if you fall over like 100 feet the surface tension on the water is like hitting concete

hes alove and ib think cured andits a sunny sayand they make out after nearly eaten by boneys

hes healed but dad shoots through him and his squad i there and he wants to end him and she bocks him

gf sez hes different and das bitter overmom getting it and she sees hes bleeding and corpses dont do that and it opens his ees anche tells hs men the siuation changed

gf hugs dad andthey take R to get treated fo a hole in him as dad drives and lkes him now

R feels good t feel and bleed and the humans shredded the boeys and teaming up withthe living zombies overpowered em

the surviving boneys easted away andthe zombie anfhimans grew closer and love cured em like Sailor Moon wit the Doom Tree

girl and M  found butt bddies and M was Markus like Mar Damon in the talented mr ripley

R is with gf and watching the city with the sun as te wall coes dwn like in berlin

then creits to a nice song

the end

Tat was quite good

nie romance and light horroe

its a positive movoe of love and redemption amd overcoming things an vrediscovering yourself after beng lost

i lied it and its like a metafpr abour drufs or sin and loe bringing you bac

man theres a lot of Frenches in the credits

bt this was cool and holds up and bing fom the zombie pov was clever

good acting and music and its filmed gray but gets colored more as he comes to life like the wizard of oz

For Warm Bodies 2 I want there to be a group that wants to go back to being zombies and tries to find a ay to reignite the zombie holocost and get into demon rituals to try to regain their undead status, but one of em is a spy and gets word to the authorities to stop em and its his adventure trying to get to the HQ as cult members who have devolved into bone spike and elongated pans labrynth monsters try to stop him. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game like Life On Earth on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar, and GBA where you play as the guy and go through the city and areas in it while fighting off devolved bosses and neo zombies wanting to stop you.

Game Reviews Volume 37 From 2024 and 2025

Another bunch of reviews of of games I beat since my last post

Just beat Xeodrifter on 2DS. Its a Metroid style 2D game where you play as this space guy and go between planets to get this gem your ship needs to escape that solar system. B is jump and Y is shoot but you can get other powers by beating bosses. There's 1 style of boss but each one you fight gets more moves. You later get abilities like jumping into the background, which is small and tricky to see, A sub to go underwater, Running fast and over pink acid, launching into the air, warping ahead a bit to get past walls, and a Plasma Charge Shot that breaks hard walls and does more damage and blocks enemy attacks. It tells you how to use them and puts you in a situation where you need it to get by.. There's an order to beating the bosses but I thought each planet had 1 boss so I dd a later planet with lava I couldn't run over yet bu taking damage and making it to the boss with 1 hit left, then biting it and trying again. I  got stuck and looked up a guide and saw there's other bosses on the planets so I went back and did em. Also you can get life bar extenders and gun boosts but I didn't know how to use the gun ups until seeing the longplay had bigger shots and figured out you use the touch screen for it and the Plasma Shot. You can change your shot and type of shot so its wavy or zigzag or w/o but I prefer the peashooter. I went through most of the game with the base shot and it was pretty tough. Its got good graphics and music and is like a NES game in look and play, esp in difficulty as its easy to bite it, but you get infinite tries and a save file. Its pretty good but angered me a bit from some parts.  I'm glad I played it and there's a lot of hidden areas to get extra gun and life boosts. Its a well done game, but got me quite mad. Oh and sometimes the boss takes forever to get out of a phase where he's in the background and the foreground is pink acid. And the boss life bar is red on black so its hard to see. I fire on him til one of us falls.

Just beat Kaito Saint Tail  For Game Gear on my 2DS. Its based on the 90s Magical Girl show that's pretty good and you play as the main chick who has to swap 5 jewels so the real ones are in the right owners care. You move around on this yard and go through this maze like thing of paths to get to the homes of the jewel owners. You play a mini game like matching falling bricks like Columns on Sega, A spot the difference between 2 cards, A puzzle where you put the pieces on the thing and a number goes up if its the right one, but there's no penalty so try every spot and you'll get it, A 3 Live match thing where you press the button to stop the moving pieces so you get it on the same image, but it loops around 8-9 images. And a copy game where you press the D Pad in the patterns before Asuka Jr. You get a few lives And I didn't really lose em but there's cops around that catch you but you can stun with magic. You collect playing cards that regenerate after doing a mini game and a button uses a card to do a Magic attack. After 4 jewels are got, you go to the bottom and get on a Star to balloon, I think using Magic, and do the final game, then play a Balloon riding Mini Game to avoid things by staying low and a button makes you go up. Its a race with Asuka Jr and after it the credits happen. Its not long or hard but a simple game with bright colors, good music and voice sample. Not every game has to be Contra to be good and sometimes you want a simple game that can be beat in 1 sitting. Glad I did this one. Its even got an English Translation Patch that is pretty solid.

Just beat Life on Earth on Sega Genesis. Its a 2D Run N Gun in the future of the 2040s and takes inspiration from 80s things like Blade Runner and Akira. You play as this chick in a skimpy pleather thing like Gowcaizer and gotta stop this plague from spreading. 1 button is Jump, 1 Shoot and 1 Slice with a blade but using Shoot close to a foe Slices. You hold Up and Jump to go higher and Jump + Down and Shoot is a Dive Kick. There's power ups for more life and different Ammo like Machine Gun, Spread Gun and an Arcing Grenade but they run out. If yu get a new Gun it replaces the last one but when that runs out you go back to the remaining Power Ups. Also you can stack Guns and have 2x the Ammo w/2 Power Ups. You have life in % and refill it with dropped things from some foes. If you die you restart the zone and get Infinite Continues so if you keep at it, you'll get good or lucky. There's bosses and and are often pretty big but can be beat. If you die you lose all power ups but you keep em as long as you live and don't run out of ammo. Some levels are autoscrolling and tricky but keep on til you get through. Enemies are preplaced and once dead don't return til you die, but in the later levels you gotta go through a gauntlet of em and they seem different depending on how you go through it. In one of the last ones its best to go right and fire and get a rhythm. There's other modes like easy/hard and an arcade mode and hero mode where 1 hit kills but you resummon where you fell and other things. The graphics are really good and there's voices, but the things you jump on and background seem too similar. There's parts on the hovercar level where I fall through the platforms even by going left/right. And you can shoot up or diagonal but not when jumping. You can slice through walls and bust foes. The music is great and there is naked bits in 1 scene. Its connected to Life on Mars and controls mostly well. Glad I got this. It a newer Genesis game and is worth it.

Just beat Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games on DS. Its a Sports thing where you gradually unlock Mario/Sonic guys to beat events to win 4 Spirits at a time to melt Ice Walls to face a boss in an event. Each character has different stats but some you gotta use for some events. You go around maps and talk with guys while using Mario/Sonic's skills to get past things like springs/pipes. To do events you must unlock the item for it like Skates or Skis instead of just playing the event the 1st one. There's Whitestones hidden in the ground/barrels to trade with Rouge for Olympic memorabilia and you can find Trivia in places. You have a Save File and can save anywhere out of events/dialogue. There's various games that use either the buttons or touch screen and some are simple like jumping at the right time, others you gotta beat it with a condition. The Touch Screen games are rough as you gotta use 1 finger to move/boost/use items/other and it don't usually work well for me. It as harder at 1st but it either got easier or I got better as the later stuff wasn't as bad. If you lose it costs a heart and if you run out you go back to the start of the last cleared part and gotta re get the last up to 4 Spirits you had. There's an item to skip a event but I didn't use it cuz I'm not a weenee. I saved before a match and reloaded if I lost too much. You can retry for 1 Heart. There's instructions before each game but you gotta sit through em/can't skip parts. Nice Graphics And Music and there's voces from the series. I like the story but some parts were a slog. There's Mini Games to unlock things with unlimited tries. Some parts have you watch the opponents turn and can't skip. Its not bad but I think I preferred the 1st one. Glad I did it though. Its a decent Crossover. I think there's Multi Player modes but I didn't use em. The last part is Mario and/or Sonic vs Robotnik/Bowser 3x but you don't go back if beat w/Hearts.. I mostly used Sonic guys.

Just beat Ys II: Ancient Ys Vanished: The Final Chapter for NES on my 2DS. Its an Action RPG where you continue the story of Adol from the 1st game and picks up where the 1st ended with him in some new place 1 button uses an item the other uses Magic, Start pauses and Select opens the Menu. You talk to people and solve issues to get through areas and beat bosses. Combat is done by using a Fire Rod to blast foes at the cost of Magic or plowing into em a bit off center like BeyBlades clashing. You can walk into a wall and the foe walks in, gets caught and chopped away. You get Exp/Gold from beating guys and buy Armor/Sword/Shield. Its got good music/Graphics and the story is good. It plays well but I kinda preferred the Mater System 1st game. I had to use a Japanese ver to do this as on my 2DS the game glitched out for the English Fan Translation. After a while the letters devolved and in the final castle it was a mess of Graphics and wouldn't let me go on. So I used a longplay to see what to do and who says what. It can be beat in a few hours and you gotta Grind to get tuff enuff to beat newer guys. There's a Warp Magic that sends you to other towns you were in b4. 1 Magic turns you to a monster and you can talk with enemies. Its called The Final Chapter but we got many sequels so its like Friday The 13th. Its a solid game and worthy sequel, kinda like T2 for Terminator, and tells a good story with a few unexpected twists. Its even got good Anime Art from the 80s when Anime was good. In he 1st town is a shop with an Elixir that fully restores you when you bite it but its really expensive, so get it before the final boss You can save in most places and load from it but I used Save States as its easier, but didn't use it when I couldn't save naturally .Oh and leveling up fully heals you but you have a Max Level so time it. In some places standing still heals you but in  others you need this Spirit Gown or w/e item selected. Glad I finally finished this.

Just beat Earth Bound/Mother For Nes on my 2DS. Its an offbeat Jrpg where you play as a psychic kid  and go on an adventure in late 80s America. You equip items and travel around  and eventually get more team mates. You get money beating enemies but gotta withdraw it from an ATM. You can guard, use Psychic powers for PP that heal or do stat changes like boost attack or defense or shield you or seal enemy Psychic moves. You gain Exp and level up and theres a few permanent stat boost items around. Its very American with fighting things like Trucks and Bigfoot and has good humor. You save by calling dad on the phone and characters can die but can have them healed. Its a bit tough but if you grind for a bit it gets better. I used save states in case the Save File didn't hold. Its not very long and you can do things out of order a bit, like getting the 3rd party member before going to the haunted house, or fighting the dragon that wakes up when you are at least level 25 before the Yucca Desert. There's a magical land where you can buy the best Defense items in the game that you can go to at any time and there's Bread you can use as a warp to go back where you started dropping the invisible crumbs. The final area is tough but if you start using Teleport and run into something as you start automoving it prevents enemy encounters. I used a guide as there's a number of maze levels and wanted to get all the items. For the final boss you block and heal and put up a shield until he finishes talking and you can use the Sing command and use that while healing when needed til he falls, kinda like Robotech with songs beating the enemy. It has a nice vibe and a good story with great music and likable 8 bit graphics. You gotta collet these 8 tunes across your adventure and they are found as you play. I named my team after me, My NY chum Tom,  Minako after Sailor Venus and Slug after my chum GoTeamSlugs. I named the food POOP cuz its fun. Glad I did it. Its not too long.

Just beat Bloodstained: Curse of the Moon on 2DS. Its a Legally Not Castlevania game from the guy who did many Castlevania classics. 1 button is jump, 1 is attack and 1 is subweapon with L/R to cycle between characters and Start is Pause. It plays like Castlevania III but more than 8 bit like Double Dragon IV and you unlock characters as you beat bosses. You can walk past em, ice em to get their soul to unlick more abilities, or join em and have em to use. Each has it own abilities like turning into a bat or using Magic to get past things or longer reach and jump. Each character has their own subweapons but I found it tough to keep track of which did what. I joined the characters instead of eating their souls for power and each has its own life bar that keeps track when you resummon. If 1 guy dies you can't use him til you beat the level or the others fall and you go back to a checkpoint. You can switch between em at pretty much any time which helps if 1 is low on life. Hearts heal and Bottles and I think gems are ammo for subweapons. You don't lose any lives unless all the party falls and there's usually a 1UP along the way you can get once per life so you never run out. Its a fair game but you gotta learn the enemy attacks. You can use abilities like the Alchemists Fire Shield and switch to another guy and that one has it. Some areas can only be reached with certain characters so it that ones dead, you gotta skip it or die til you get it back and try again. There's Save Files but I never ran outta guys so I never game overed. Its by Inti Creates who did Mega Man Zero and Mighty GunVolt so you know its good. Good dark colors but with life and stands out like on the NES. The music is good and it plays well, but Jump turns you back from bat forme with 1 guy and you fall. You automatically think A is Boost Height but you use the D Pad to move. I think there's life bar extenders but I didn't get em. Beat it w/o a guide, only skill. Great game. Not too long or hard.

Just beat Life Force AKA Salamander for NES on my 2DS. Its a Shmup like Gradius where you play as Vic Viper and blast enemies in 6 levels, alternating between horizontal and vertical scrolling. There's bosses like the Core ships that you gotta zap the barriers to open its weak point, and a level on the sun with fire dragons like in the Yugioh GX Opening 1. Busting certain enemies or all enemies of the right color in a squad, gives a Power Up that collecting raises the bar at the bottom. 1 button is shoot and the other is choose Power Up that gives you more Weapons or Speed or a Shield or Option that  acts like a mini 2nd ship shadow clone like Ninja Gaiden 2 that attacks and follows your movements. The Konami Code of Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A On the Title Screen gives you 30 lives instead of 3. Some Power Ups can be done 2x for more power. There's some slowdown with full options and weapons but it makes the game easier. I'm not big on Shmups but this one was good. Nice graphics and the music is good. There was a 3 episode OAV of this in the 80s by the guys who did Abashiri Family, Baoh and Lily C.A.T. which adds a story of human characters and was also based on Gradius games but is non canon I used save states as I started playing this at work on Lunch and I'm not big on Shmups. Its a solid game and on a good run can be beat in like under an hour. If you get iced you resummon where you fell but less power ups. Glad I did this one. Its pretty forgiving but some parts are tricky. Its got some Bio Zones with living organism levels you gotta blast through. Its by Konami when they were good and plays pretty well.

Just beat  X-Men vs. Street Fighter on my Marvel vs. Capcom Fighting Collection: Arcade Classics for PS4. Its a Tag Team 2D fighting game where you choose 2 fighters and face 6 rounds against another tag team, then Apocalypse, then the one who beat Apocalypse facing the other and thats it. You get unlimited continues and gotta beat both opponents before they beat you, but can switch between em somehow, but I never figured out how. When not fighting, the other player heals slowly and there's a timer but I never ran it out. There's Punch and Kick in Light, Medium and Heavy and spazzing the D Pad with it lets you do stronger moves. There's a gauge at the bottom that fills up as you give/take damage and can use 1 bar to do a super move that does high damage. The graphics are great and it plays fast and well. The music is good and there's voices from the 90s Fox Kids X Men Cartoon. I used Rogue and Chun Li and you change colors by using the X and O buttons to select em. You can change your characters after being beat and the levels can change looks as the fight goes on. I saw this in Arcades as a 90s kid and thought it looked cool and it feels great to play it after all these years. I had got my 1st Genesis around when it came out so It was pretty cool. Each fighter plays an looks different and accurate to the series. It took a bit to get used to but I had a good time with this and I'm glad I did it. It didn't anger me but pushed me to keep trying as its not cheap but fair and you only need to get good or lucky. Its worth it.

Just Beat Samurai Deeper Kyo for GBA on my 2DS. Its a top down Beat Em Up Hack And Slash based on a Manga and anime I never saw but had the 4Kids Actors. It came out in 02 but by 08 the Anime came here an they brought it out as one of the last GBA games in America. I saw it boxed with the DVDs at the mall in the 10s but never got it and the store closed, so I looked online and saw its pretty expensive, so I Downloaded it. But it didn't run ell on my 2DS and was playing in SloMo. 1 button attacks and the other Jumps, Start pauses and R is a Super move that you gotta hit with your weapon to fill up a lower bar to use and it burns the whole thing, but does high damage. If you spam attack it does a combo that does more damage up to 4 hits. You get 1 save file and no lives or Continues, but enemies and signs drop health like Rice Balls or Chicken and there's Scrolls that do tuff. I hear there's hidden weapons but didn't find any and you can change weapons before a level. Its not hard and biting it sends you back to the last save. There's a few characters to play as that fight different but play similar with different attacks. You can jump but it does little and there's not really platforming other than 1 level you gotta jump up steps. Its not bad and isn't too hard but 1 or 2 bosses are tricky. Most of it is fighting the same few guys who look like they might be Oni or Yokai and they never stop so when the Red Arrow shows to go somewhere, you move there and waste more of the same guys, then repeat til you reach a boss. And Branching Paths In Some Areas but it goes to the same place. It has a CG look and there's Anime cut scenes with images of the Characters and text, but some voices from the 4Kids Actors. Its a decent game and makes me wanna watch the Anime. Glad I played this.

The Frozen North Review

Note: i spell Canadian by not with extra u's

The Frozen North

Thi Is My Review On The Frozen Nirth from the distant future year to American Hero John Wilkes Booth of 1922(100 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)

Its directe by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/ The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr, an also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Electric House/Captain January

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/he Electric House/he Balloonatic/ur Hospitality/herlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr, Joe Roberts from The Scarecrow/The Play House/The Electric House/Our Hospitality, Sybil Seely from The Scarecrow/Sailor-Made Man, Freeman Wood from The Coward, Edward F. Cline from The Scarecrow/The Electric House/Captain January, and 1 chick not on back door, aids bag, banana crammer, cripple nipple, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, gender offender, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie vegan stoner mpeta tree kung fu baded o plants, Wikipedia who dont have a page on max bielas but does on mariah carry sayng " dony know her"

this was made to mock William s hart, not kevin hart who's obnoxoiopus, andhow back door billie attacked the right honorable Roscoe Arbuckle over false accusations he b0ned a h00ker dead

I never even heard of back door billy hart til looking up this movie but like Buster and Roscoe, so history decides who really won

billy was butt hurt over this and didn't talk to Buster for years after rhis was made

It parodies Erich Von Stroheim who was a Cstholic and h-his film Foolish Wives but he liked it

I never saw this but was watching that Twilight Zone ep wirh Keaton and looking him up to see if its him on soviet wikiedia had me fin this film

afte title we see buster coming ot from a subway to a snowy wasteland in a western town with roulete  and having 2 guns

he sees a poster for ammo and guts the guy on it off, puts it in the window and sez "hands up" then comes in and taes heir gns and throws em outaide then the money

a guy noticis the guy in the window with a bandanna over his fave like a beta wearing a mask or a gaijin who's god tells em to, is a cut out and bings it in o show em

buster puts the money back and leaves as the casino thriws him out the winow and we walks off to a cabin with a living human adult male and a living human adult female in love and cr-ppily cries with fake tears as a jab at bac k door billy who was a wooden actor

Buster pulls his gun and blows em out for no reason like its a Go Nagai Manga and checs the bodies and sees this isn't his home or wife and he capped e for cheeting on hm

he goes home and his woman comes oto him but he pushes her away and dont wanna b0ne her so she screams an a Mountie hers em and comes

she pushes a thing and a pot falls on her head and KO's her but he don't gie a f and ignores her brain damaged body

the Mountie knocks so buster puts on a record and fakes dancing with her limp body so he comes in w/o a warrent and sees em  so he leaves

buster dumps her body on the floor like the sack of boar cr-p she is and ees a chick outside so he puts on a wite suit lie a mafia guy with a p-m cane and goes to her and pulls out a flower on the ground

a female seems bummed with a guy in a big coat and a guy on a dog seg comes by and coat man goes but buster is  there like a horror movie

heh heh heh, you said butt buster

so buster holds the flower behind his ack and it catches fire on a candle and when he shows it to her he drops it and they stomp it out

he teies winning her over and coat guy returns and kicks buster in the a55 and buster gets p-ssed, which is rare as es the great stone face and this shows he was a great actor

they leave him in their home where if he was today he'd sh-t it up but he leaves and snow falls on him from the roof and he pulls out

this big guy is there and he wants to follow the couple andthe couple leaves and big guy gets in a big a55 sle an has a bunca cr-ppy dogs pll it and run off as the roe falls from it

buster gets in a sleigh taxi and its not crazy taxy by sega and they go after the couple

the couple gets to their destination and sends the dog sle on as buster goes  on in rhe sleigh and a guy in some kinda sled with a fan on the back like a steampunk snowmobile goes after em

h sop ahead of em and gives em a letter an buster takes off the fan, flips it and puts it back soits in reverse

the sleigh goes on and the snowmobiler goes after em but reverses and goes in te ice water to probably die

buster and big guy get to an igloo anfthe sleigh f==s apart and big guy plays banjo or guitar as buster falls back and busts the wall

busters a baa55 to take the cold

big guy goes oyt in snow shoes and buster uses guitars on his feet as macguuver snow shoes

why were there 2 guitars??

they go to a lake and buster takes off his gyuitars and uses a getter tomahawk to us a hole in thr ices a55 and stomps it to fall in bt get ouyt

he goes ice fishing with sardines by another guy not far off and uses saedins as bait and pills out the guys fish and then both figt over the same thinguntil buster pills him under the ice and pulls his a55 out

buster goes off on snow shows bit the guy throws snowballs at him so he uses his snowshoe as a tennis racket and sends him off but sees it was a big black bear the guy ran from

buster goes back and theres a dog around and kicks the big guy in his big aa55 and hears sweeping so he walks back to where his wife was an ooes in

he hears the coat guy coming an he bars the doorwith his arm but is on the wrong  side and the coat guy opens it and comws in

coat guy chaes buster and he escapes out the highwr window so coat guy runs out but mosses buster who's got snow o his back and buster goes in

woman sees buster as a Spanish war guyan he runs to her as we cut away and see big guy on flopy skiis come by and fave coat guy who throws gim ff a cliff

coat guy comes bak and sees bste with a fake eard or fae wig and pulls a knife  and they struggle bt wife i think comes b and wait she just looks lik her, and shoots buster through the window in the back like that Luigi commie did to the ceo he was jealous of and broke the commanments gaiat coveing your neighbors a55 and thou shalt not murder and love your neightbor as yourself

buster pulls a gun and i reveals its a movie and buster slept through it in an empty theatre like Little Nemo, which explains him killing those people

the end

that was pretty fun

its like under 20 mins and a good parody of movies i never saw

people at the time loved it an i enjoyed it

its got good jokes an gags and stunts and is creative and fun

Buster showed good acting and good bad acting to mock a cr=ppy actor and has real range

you can feel the anger in his face an hear it in his voiceless voice

its bada55 with his wacking those people for mo reason and makes sense as its a dream an we all kill pople in dreams

it feels lonher than it is bt the ending sneaks up on you

I liked it and its a fun entertaining comy

For The Frozen North 2 I want him to fall asleep in a shakesepeare play and go through various mixes of shakesepraare stories and waste the charactrs with guns. Also its a 16 bit Run N Gun Game on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguarand GBA where 1 player is Buser Keaton and the other Player is Roscoe Arbuckle and you fight a mishmash of Shakesepear cr-p and in the end, fight Shakesepeare who's towering over you and takes up much of the screen, but after you beat him, the REAL author of his books is the final boss.

The Defiant Ones Review

 Note: I defy real spelling 

The Defiant Ones

This is my review on The Defiant Ones from the distant future year toThe Italian Stallion Napoleon of 1958(81 years before Rovbotech Season 2)

Its directed by Stanly Kramer who did Inherit the Wind/Judgment at Nuremberg/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner

It stars Sidney Poitier from No Way Out/Blackboard Jungle/The Defiant Ones/The Greatest Story Ever Told/Duel at Diablo/In the Heat of the Night/A Patch of Blue/Guess Who's Coming to Dinner, Tony Curtis from The Flintstones/Rosemary's Baby/Spartacus/Some Like It HotTheodore Bikel from The African Queen/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Little House on the Prairie/Charlie's Angels/Murder, She Wrote/Law & Order/JAG, Charles McGraw from T-Men/Blood on the Moon/Joe Dakota/Spartacus/The Birds/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/In Cold Blood/Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here, Lon Chaney Jr from Manfish/My Favorite Brunette/The Ghost of Frankenstein/The Wolf Man/Of Mice and Men/Jesse James/law of the lawless/Young Fury/Town Tamer/Money, Women And Guns, King Donovan from Angels in the Outfield\Singin' in the Rain\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/cowboy, Claude Akins from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/60s Inherit the Wind/Battle for the Planet of the Apes/The Gambler Returns: The Luck of the Draw/Dragnet/he Rifleman/60s The Twilight Zone/Matlock-/Eerie, Indiana, Lawrence Dobkin from Broken Arrow/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/the 50s The Day the Earth Stood Still/Deadline - U.S.A./50s Julius Caesar/Them!/the 50s The Ten Commandments/Patton/The Rifleman/60s Star Trek/Matlock/Star Trek: The Next Generation, Whit Bissell from The Red Badge of Courage/Creature from the Black Lagoon/the 1st Invasion of the Body Snatchers/60s The Time Machine/Birdman of Alcatraz/I Dream of Jeannie/Airport/Soylent Green, Carl Switzer from thre little raslcals/I Dream of Jeanie/*The Ten Commandments 50s ver, Cara Williams from nothing else i saw, and some guys not on back door, beta male, soy boy, aids bag, banana crammer, cripple nipple, Sodom bottom, gender offender, soviet, commi, hippe vegan peta stoner tree kung fu based on plants wikipeidea who thinks lincon was good but musolini wasn't

i saw some of this before years ago but dont recall much, but people liked it

it almost had back door brando but the guy who made it delayed so brando was filming some other cr-p and had to queer out

after credits and ttle to a storm of rain anda truck going in it singing a redneck song, wait its a truck of cons andopenly blck sisney is songing in a thing of Whites

Tony curti and him bicer anda car drives near it and it goes off a cliffvanmd in a low place

te cops investigate and no dies and2 esapes and thre cops wanna getdogs to hunt em but some townsfolk wanna help and be deputied but are turned doqn

Sidney is arrested for assault and attempted murder and tony for robbery amdthe sherrif says a judhe had a sense of humor to hain a whte and black together but they'd probably ice each other b4 5 miles

Robert mitchum was in a chain gain or somegthimg and said they wouldn't link Whites and coloreds in that era in the south

1 gy eats in frot of the bloodhounds and a guy whines of it as its mean

in the woods tony an Sidney try breaking the chains with a rock butr steel resistes rock attacs in pokemon

tony wants to go south to get the chain off but sdneythinks he'd get iced in a Southern town and wants to go 60 miles to a turpntone train to bust the chain

they nicker and say theres a time coming to settle it

the cos get on the case andthe duo crosses a river and have to hlp each other

is this whee Knuckles Chaotix gort the combi thing from?

they get swept away and tony catches a tree andpills syd up bit sez he did it to keep from being pulled in

later they ice a frog ofscreen and eat it as they talf animals and smoke and sid sez an owl got a weasel and they only make noise when they di

syd sez thanks and tony dont like it and is b--cy over saying thanks for tps and dont like being an indentured servant

he has ptsd and syd dont like being alled boy and they say each othera words and bicker as he called him a n=ggur and he dont have issues being called h=nkey  and they argue over it being like it is and following it

it rains and they sleep on each other andwe ee real owls and they walk on but dive in a hole in the grounds a55 full of waterto evade a horse cart seeing em

they ry cimbing up but fall and syd gives advice and tony gets b--chy over eing told what to do

they almot make ot but fall bac in and try again with tony climbing on syd of valis and trying to oull to the top with 1 arm as the other pulls the syd

syd sees tonys arm is infectecand tony is b--chy but lets him chocolate up his arm with mud and gets whyny over saying thanks but syd sez he was thankful in church despite having no soes

the dog owner now b0ner i hope whines over having to cross water and a delay is gonna cost em 2 hioures and he dyo has a 12 hour start

tony sucks faegs gv'nuh and they b whot did him in for troo andtalk about their lives and syd has awife and i think son who was 5 when he left and dont remember him

tone aint seen his dad since he was 14 like a blue y losevwho got into b0ing dudes andgetting aids tests bt thinking its normal

tony made cars but wanted to drive em and got caught sealing em an thinks he otta be a bigger crook to not get caught

that dont add up

a guy pulled a gun on syd and he beat the black offa him and is tied of being nice and jut wants to go apesh-t

they see a guy using the out house andsyd sez if he found a sae place his woman wont be afraid

they go to steal things andtony s too white despite being jewish andsyd chocolates him up wth mud or cr-p or sh-t or poop

they sneak around in  the bright night anda crow scares em and they sneak silenly like ninja on the roof

tey open the roof hatch an not Richard hath from survivor b0ning dues in the mouth and tony i lwered but falls and hads by hs chain

sud jumps and knocks over a shelf and the town wakes up and checks the store

they try to escape but get caught and the town is suprized tony cutish is kinda white

the reporter tells the sherrif to call in men or the duo escapes and something abouy being a lawyer before

the town is gonna string em up bt tony tries talking his way out but lon chaney GX steps into the grad tour and stops the main twn guy and confronts the town to end em to shoe em theydont wanna

when main tonie goes 2 urn out their eyes with a torch, the lon chaney thr ne generation slugs him out and sez to send em back the next day

hih, we're 50 mins in, that didn't feel lie much

in daylight the syd of non valis sings and talk of how tony saw a lnching b4 andorries the lon chaney 2 will fall asleep and the guys will syring em up

lon gt come in and frees em and they see hes got an arm scar from a chain gang

the duo run for a while and syd has a smoke as tony Curtis b--ches and syd tells him hes a cr-ppy guy and they devolve into a fist fight like anfry soviets

eventually a White American Boy gets em at gunpoint and they alk up as he stands thee was a ret-trd an they smack him down and he busts his hea

tony wants to go but syd looks out 4 the kid by when he come to, he rars the syd for being openly black

he tells em his life story and where he lves like an idiot as these guys might come back and 0ne him dead, esp after finding his mom is the only one there

they go to se his mom anf she feeds em and if this were made tday, tony and syd would fall in love and raise the kid after the mom gets it

threy talk of paintings and mardi gras anf the kid is gone anf the housewife starts hitting on tony Curtis like the fat gaymo in Spartacus

teres a train by here her husband worked for and kid  gets a chisel and suf breaks off the chains

Spartacus unchained, rate r, or butt stuffing

tny blcks out or rather African americans out in pc spell check and has an infection and syd carrys ton

sherrif charcs with the toen and lon Jeremy sez they broke out but the door has jimmy marks on it from outside

sherru sez if they lunchd em he'd find the bodies but lon sezthe sherruf is better equipped for it than them

sherrif rns his men and dogs hard and they want a break but he sez no

tony wakes up later and talks with mom of her cr-ppy life and he encourages her to dream and imagine

they grow closer and make out and it pans away to the sun rising and tony in bed as i think he b0ned her

he wakes up andgets on a shirt and goex out with a gun and goes out to water his face with mom there

she sez her husband might come back but she wants to go with him and has a car but its f'd and wont start

he works on it with her truning it on and he gets it working

she wants to dup her kid at her relatives and skip town with him and he dont wanna leave syd but she sez they'd travel as man and wife and they will be looking for the 2 guys and his chances are good on his own

tony agrees but notices syd is therw and was there the whole time in the reflection on the window and isn't keep on it

she makes syd something to eat and later gors off on his own after being told theres a railroad y a swamp

tony isez bye and is uneasy of leaving syd and later he makes out with mom but son catches em and seems uneasy

he worried if the cops will catch syd but she sez the swamp is full of quicksand and bogd and he's done for and she did it to cover lose ends sohe'  nto talk

i like how the chick is the bad guy here

both tony and woman get their irish up and she gets b--chy and whiny and leaves after throwing her out of the way and kid caps tony for no reason as he lubers out like sasqatch

the cps check with mom and she sez they didn't do anything

yony runs through the swamp liek an idio and yelling and falls in the mud but finds syd and sez what happened and he cant go on but syd tells him to suck it up candya55 and they go through the swamp

they cops track em through the swamp and get Dobermans but sherrif sez no dogs as they got the scent

1 cop sez this aint his jurisdiction but sherrif is gonna cap the dogs if they come and the others go with it

the duo reach the train and imagine someone editing the brokeback mountain theme to this as a trailer

they climb the area and the train is gong by and  syd gets on but cant pull up tony and the both fall off as it goes by

tonys burned out so syd smokes an give him a poof as he's outta breath nd needs some tobacco

they hear the bloodhounds and say "we gave em a ride" and shffrif comes by as syd sings

sherrif alks up, dont say a word and blwos em both out and says "i found em, they wont run again" and they lay dead and bleeding

jk really  siyd sings and is annoying to the herrif and probably dying  tony

The end

that was quite good

nice acting and writing an the music was good

nicestory and it went places and had a good development of the relations and characters

its well filmed andlove the b/w style

tony being a car worker came back to fix the car

i figured with the hayes code they'd not get away but it was still a surprise

Sidney is good a usual and tony gies a good performance as does the chick

it holds up and i;m glad they dodged that planet brando as he's a p o 

For The Defiant Ones 2 I want e to be in prison as homies and keep getting attacke by members of various races who think cross race friendship isbad. Eventually they can't take it andsnap and go all ut and beat dead all the guys in jail t get tp the prison boss and once they beat him, they wn the al a the twin kings. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where 1 player is tony and the other is Sydney and they fight in the jail areas like the med ward, ym, yard, caff, cell blocks and engine room.

Steamboat Bill, Jr. Review

Note: I spell like a back door billy

Steamboat Bill, Jr.

This is my rebiew on Steamboat Bill, Jr. from the ditant future year to Civil War Hero Nathan Bedform Forest of 1928 (100 years before Robotech Season 2 and maybe Transformers Zone)

Its directed by Charles Reisner who did nothing Ore Samma aaw, and also an uncrdited Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/ The Cameraman

It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/he Electric House/he Balloonatic/ur Hospitality/herlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, Ernest Torrence from Tol'able David/The 20 The Hunchback of Notre Dame andThe King of Kings/he Cossacks, Good Wife Marion Byron from nothing I've seen, Tom McGuire from nothing I've seen, Tom Lewis whos no on wikipedea, and Joe Keaton aka Busters Dad from The Scarecrow/The Electric House/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./Go West/The General

I saw this years ago and it was pretty good. but it f'd out at the box office

its been reference countless times and inspired the 1st mickey mouse thing steam boat willies

it was Busters last creatve film as the studio didn't trust him anymore and they had him doing jokes and use a stut double instead of his action mopves

after title and creitswe se this river and forest pan and boats in it with the nw steamer owned by jj king and  the old steamer the stonewall Jackson by billiam canfirld a steamboat bill

he as a 1st mate who looks like popeye and the king goes by and he owns a lot o the town with the people loving him and wants to stop steamboat bill

bill sez 1st mate might need to find a new river

a telegram gets to bll that bill jr hs son comes to visit ater finishing school and bill aint seen jr since he was a baby

garlic jr, piccolo jr, cell jr, hoku, jr, vegeta jr, asuka jr, ect

bulls cr=mobile drives through town to get more rides on his boat and king's daughter imma call king jrcomesby from school

a train comex hy nd its not the general anil an 1st mate come to see jr and see a guy in a buster Keaton hat but hes blac and bill didn't b0ne one  so he looks on

he asks if these boys need a father but theres none abd sews a rabbi but goes on

the train leaves and Keaton in a beret like joey Jeremiah in Degrassi jr hgh comes by looking aro7und andchecks guys to find his dad

he almst meets bill but the pass over each other and wander aroudwith buster Keaton looking like an 1800s pee wee herman

bull sees his ag sez its jr andjr accidentally bumps a baby car and tries to cheer it up by acting like a jacka55 which dont please bull

jr meets bill an looks like fench hitler with more moustache andbull hides jrs ukelelein his coat

jr is nearl loaded into kings bus but bill stops that and they drive off in his cr-pmobile

they go to a hotel adwait its a barber shop anhe gets jr a shave which is pretty funand he meets king jrin the other chair andthey know each other from school

he sez his dads here and she sez soes her and he'd love him and thy go off

bill puts on his beret and ad takes it off an Keaton puts on a heckerboard hatwhich dad replaces ith a farmer be bur Keaton like the checker one

dad tries a bowler and this is like Homer's idea for Mel Gibsons mr smith gos to Washington with a motage od trying on funny hats

they try a fwincusing a buter Keaton ne this keeps going with the Keaton used a few times but as they go oy the wind blows it away

go seie the wind playmaker

king jr brings her dad who se, is dat steam boat bill jr? andbill yas him to a clothes guy to get work for boat clothes

bil dops r's ukulele and stomps it as king is looking and king laughs but king r hels him get good clothes

jr come to the boat and 1st mate gives bill a gun sayong "no jury would convic you" ut h dont wanna ice is son cz hs or lee marvin or back door brando in soiet calufornia

jr goes aroud f--king things up and bamming into things while  fillipng around i mean flipping aroubd

king jr snaks off from her dad to meet buster who sneaked off but she gets called backand so does buster

hope they dont seppuku like Romeo and juliete

king jr goes back to bustr but he senfs he back wurh dad and king sez he'd rong busters meck if he sees him o his boat again

buster steps on th in steamr and get pushed back an forth til hec falls nd brins a king werker on bulls oat ane they bicker tol bill punshes worker with bisters hand and sez if anyones caught on this boat, jr will hndle him

bill goes to laubh the boat and slugs out a gu i think 1t mat for getting ands on buster

he takes buster inthe boat to see how to work it and buster plls a lever tha makes it ram the king boat 2x so dad yells at him

1 guy i thik maybe king is in the drink and bill laughts at him ad praises his son and chews tobacco and gives buster some which he swallowsnd blacks oyr

later its 8 am anddad goes in bustets room and sees cr-p on the floor and goes by

bustr is awake and has a note from king r t meet in the saloon abd it 8 pm i think

he sneaks out having his clothes under his jammies and looks like a flight attendant and dad comes out and he hides in bed

dad sees buster inthe outfit and makes him change to his jammies and king tells king jr he'd choose her man like its the 3rd rorld

busters dad se he'd choose his girl ad it wont her someone with a dad like that and buster oes to bef with his butt in the air yo get b0ned but after dad goes he redresses and put pillowa in bed to fake being him and sneaks out on the roof and wiggles down

uster is gonna jump to the king boat but in bill boat dad staps on coconut shells left by buster and yells at the place he thinks buster is

buster uses a board to cross the ship gap andays on the board as a lookout comes by but the king boat moves and he falls in

dad checks the bed and finds buster is gone andlooks around to find him climbing out on the other boat and wants to send him to soviet boston

buster sneaks around but is found and accidentally knocks 2 guys in the water but jumps into it wh4en a third coms

he climbs on a boat with an openly black, i wanna say woman but i'm not sure, maybe hermaphrodite

the next AM itsbuster in bed and dad throws water in his faceand gives him a ticket togo back to back door boson and hes bummed

they go out in he day and see a note condemning the stonewall Jackson and dad rips it off and goes off but buster, heh heh heh, butt buster, ges his cr-p

bill confronts king of condemning his boat and king throws a rock an breaks a wondow and a figyht reaks out like lesser evolved people playing soccer

a crowd gathrs and ing sez billy thratned him ad defied da law so he's taken away

buster goes to the station and king jr ses him andbuster's bag is taken by the car with dad in it

he gets it back and king r follows and the cops say billy wont get put for a while uz of king

but he was only accusd, he didn't even get formally aresed, is this a feidal sstem or monarchy like England where if you defy the regent you get silenced?

so buster goes back aits raining and he steps in a hole in the road thats wist deepand the wind blows his umbrellainsie out like maruta do to cats

buster sees his dad in jaol and his umbrella spills water from it like a bowl on the aileer

buster broyfht a big bread for dad but dad dont want it and buster waves to dad  but covers it by pulls a thread from the jailers shirt an leaes a hole

buster is gonna wait til dad is hungry and looks at the pisoners song  on the wall and hims it or whistles or w/e and does hand movements

buster throws a thing at the window and it breaks the glass and rain get in so when guard looks, buster shows dad the bread has an item in it

buster goes and dad wants da bread but buster sez he dont and  tries to talk im outta it so dad begs and wants jailer aka sherrif with a hexagram badge to how hes into daemon worship talk with him

ailer is gonna unlock the cell but tools fall out of the bread on the floor cuz its meta and in soft white breadand buter sez da dough fell in his tool chest

sherrif is gonna jail busterand he trys to run but does didsley d0ng a dad sz to ick his a55

jailer thinks buster is a candy a55 but dad sez if buster did it would bea his jaw and buster dont wanna huet him

jailer givs him a free shot and buster nailed him in the gut and he blacks out like in gundam wing endless waltz with Heero KOing Duo or iron virgin jun manga with Akira fudo nailing Jun Asuka in the womb wuth 1 unch

buster and dad lock him in the cell and escape but busters clothes are in the door anddad runs off w/o him as buster strggles for the keys

he unlocks he door and sees guys drie up and goes in to get his umbrella inside ot but jailer comes out and beats buster s head in offscreen and they take him to the hospital

dad comes ack and slug out jailer and returns to his cell for some reason

along the ride in the storm buster xomes to and jumps out and the driver woners wtf like hes a ghost or w/e 

ing is told the pier isn't astrong enuff to hold the boat against the win and this car is blown away by it as the roof opens like a parachute

the king boat is blownand moves aroud and the storm winds dragon in attac mode blows builings down and the town is f--ked as eople scramble around like a Godzilla movie

the roof of te hospital blows off and buster comes to and gets out of bed but the buiing ehind his f'd out and he gets back in and is blwn around

he hides under it and a man jumps out his window and stops him on the bed and after the bed bows away he gets up and thrbilding falls on him bt he goes in the window in a perfect scene copid endlessly

the wind blows him around and he strggles to walk against it and a trck of boes gos by and falls on him

he goes by a theatre and the door falls on him and so do sandbags and he jump into the water but its a painted onbackground

he sees a dummy and the wind makes it move and he runs and oes a magic trick of falling in a trap door behind a curtai

the wall falls as he goes in the door and theres more door cr-p and a cool scene of a ouse falling on him but he comes out the door, goes in, comes out and it crumbles to sticks

eally good effects for the 20s

he tries getting in a storm cellar but its closed and grabs a tree but the tree is blown around with him on itlike power ranges

this house is blown in the water and king jr is on it so he thros n anhor from ths steamboat to hold it and climbs across to get to her

this guys a f=kin bada55

he carries himself and king jr across the rope but the anchor breaks off and he pulls em with his manly power

the jail is in the water ad dads going under lie yugioh or something and buster  gets rope and ties it on things to activate the motor from the steering this and ramthe jailthen pulls the levers to stop it so his dad is free

a literal jail brea

this guys freakin cluch cargo meets nacgyuyver

so buster saves king by tieing roe on him ad jumping in to pull him out  and king is thankful and king jr kisses him and he gets a life saver and jumps in to ave a guy

the end

tht was cool

a bit slow at 1st but it builds up

the last act is all action and stunts and holds up

its got a good stoy and nice manning up kinda ike Hrold Lloyd whee a guy seems candya55 but is rewally amazing

buster went all out in this and its his last film before the studio took control and made him tell jokes and use a stunt double

this is a cool film and i recommend it

its only like 70 mins and does it well

For Steamboat Bill, Jr.2 I want it to be rvealed a sasquatch witch is what caused the storm andis trying to get the humans away so it can use the land to make a base to take bak the land from the humans. So Bill and Buster team u to take it on. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar andGA where 1 player is bill and 1 is buster and you fight forest animals who side with the sasquatch like deer, mooe, wolves, cougars, bears, beavers, and self hating hmans who side with the enemy.