The Zulu's Heart Review

Note: I spell de africanized

The Zulu's Heart

This Is My Review On The Zulu's Heart from the distant future year to American HeroJohn Wilkes Booth of 1908(120iah years before Transformers Zone)

Is directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband

It stars Charles Inslee from nothing I saw, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea/A Smoked Husband, Gladys Egan from Romance of a Jewess/A Corner in Wheat/The Unchanging Sea, John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband,  W. Chrystie Miller from A Corner in Wheat/The Tender Hearted Boy(aww how nice)/Judith of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, and Mack Sennett from a lo of things

I never saw this but like Griffith so imma give it a chance

After title we see  these africans played by Americans and 1 carrys a kid or midget wraped in a cloth or paper

they seem to be worshipping the sky, possibly from ancient airships or ufos or flying cities or angels or daemons

a guy with a spear and shield comes by and gets the men there to get spears and run off a the woman kneels on the wrapped thing

the men go by a forest of American Trees and fall to theground and rise in some kind of worship

This wagon like in the ole weste comes by ulled by bog black horses who probably have big black d0ngs comes by and there's a White family in it

the woman has an item, maybe gold or diamonds, and the tribesmen come chasing after em

also 1 warrior has what seems like a templar cross on the shield, so there's some occylt connection there

a horseman come up by the wagon and has a guy looking sorta paul revere in a straw bonnet

he rides of dropping his hat ad i thnk the trib is following wagon tracks

the wagon ruses on te sops and the dad gets the woman and kid off then gets his rifle but spears get him

he tribesmen swarm and 1 raises the right arm in a roman salute bu its really the occult thing of high and low like the b=rph==t

they start eating and b0ning the guy as he isn't quite dead and spazzes out

jk this isn't soviet Mexico

the women try to escape through rocky terrain like its star trek or power rangers as mom wigs out

she hies the daughter and spazticly runs out as the tribemen get her

she's probably gonna be b0ned dead lie in soviet England

the rest go but 1 guy I tink the leader stands around and the daughter comes out

he sees her and pulls his knife but b4 he cuts her womb out and feeds on it like 21st century dr's, he stops and she holds up a doll

he drops the blade and seems to like the giel and i hope not in an arrange marriage way an carries her over rocks that were probably an ancient building that was destroyed by a grand disaster

he lays her down on a comfy rock, takes off his cloak and... puts it on her like a blanket

he seems to praise her and goes off to the tribe that has the mom captive

1 guy with the templar shield is gonna chop her up to eat or b0ne or both like that gay xxx star in soviet canada

kid lover stops him and after some kinda dispute, lifts the templar guys necklace and he stop

kid lover who probably i otta call something different, brings mom to daughter and the tribesmen go after

the tribe gets to the daughter 1st and takes of the cloak or w/e id lover put on her an carry her off

kid lover gets there and finds kids one and he/mom go off

the tribesmen bring the daughter who goes limp so they kick her, not something THEY would allow in modern films, and o on as mom/ki lover follow

the tribemen have her lying on the knee and pull a knife o cu her up to eat or use in rituals lie THEY do and africans do to albinos

but kid lover gets here in time an fights em and finishes 2 off quick and the last one takes a bit but he ends him

mom gets daughter and he shows em the way out bu she gives him her doll as a gift for saving her from being ritual sacrificed like THEY do

The End

that was pretty good

nice action and filming

yeah the acting was over the top, but thats how they made em bac then

i assume the guy who helped em was nice to em as no one ever gave him anything and he was move by the ids innocence

sort like Fudo with Yuria in Hokuto No Ken

it shows ho a noble spirit enbiggens the smallest man

not sure how the tribsmen got to the girl before the good one and mom but maybe its another group of em

is only like 8 mins but tells a good story

plus a lot of refs to the pas that THEY don't want US to know

eyah the actors were Whtes in make up, but in Degrassi zig is a slav played by a mexican and zoe is a mexican played by a slav

its a decent film and a good start to Griffith's work

For The Zulu's Heart 2 I want the mom and girl to be heading home through the wildrness and come across a cave to spend the night in, but its really an ancient temple an they gotta et hrough it as it activatd a lockdown mode by them hitting a switch. So they go through it to get to he core and face traps and puzzles to get to the core and use items found of ancient tech and power. Also its an 8 bit game like Golden Axe Warrior on Sega Master System, Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 where you play as the mom and girl and solve puzzles as 1 player each or 1 playr switching between em.

Tension At Table Rock Review

Note I spell Tense

Tension At Table Rock

This is my review on Tension At Table Rock from the distant future year to D W Griffith of 1956(50 years efore transformers season 3)

Its directal by Charles Marquis Warren who did Arrowhead/Seven Angry Men/The Black Whip/Cattle Empire

It sars Richard Egan from Cripple Creek/Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/The Lone Gun/1959 Warlock/Basic Instinct, Cameron Mitchell from The Robe/The Swarm/Jack-O/The Outcasts of Poker Flat, Billy Chapin from The Cockeyed Miracle/The Night of the Hunter/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage 1951/Moby Dick 1956/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/Tales of Wells Fargo/King of Kings 1961/Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Death Valley Days/Moon of the Wolf/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Planet of the Apes the series/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Spaced Invaders/The Dark Half 1993, Edward Andrews(like bd/tr in robotech) from The Twilight Zone in the 60s/Avanti!/Sixteen Candles/Gremlins 1, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers 1951/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Cast a Long Shadow/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford File/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, DeForest Kelley from 1959 Warlock/Town Tamer/Night of the Lepus/Star Trek: The Motion Picture/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Star Trek III: The Search for Spock/Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home/tar Trek V: The Final Frontier/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Joe De Santis from Deadline – U.S.A./1963 The Outer Limits/Mission: Impossible the show/The Flying Nun, Angie Dickinson from Gun the Man Down/Young Billy Young/Death Hunt/Pay It Forward/2001 Ocean's Eleven/Judging Amy, Paul Richards from Demetrius and the Gladiators/Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Lauren Chapin from Father Knows Best/A Star Is Born 1954, Charles H. Gray from Cattle Empire/I Want to Live!, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The WaltonszThe Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons/The Apartment, Suzanne Ridgeway from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Three Stooges cr-p, and Jeanne Bates from 1961 The Twilight Zone/Eraserhead/Die Hard 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

I never saw his but its 93 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit with adds

Its based on the book The Bitter Sage by Frank Gruber

after title and cedits in proper fullscreen an color a guy beats a man dad with a gun

some guys are looking for bad guys but theres a storm in daylight and sunny area by flashing lights for thunder so they take sheltwr

min guy meets blonde chick in a home in the wasteland and a dak hair/hat guy comes in

black hat was a war hero but a killer and iced a uy somain guy regrets being with him

dark hat dont want main guy to get the reward on him but main guy dont wanna and only wants to leave and  as black hat turns to ice him, main guy caps him

the posse comes by and they see the gun is in the holster and the chic sez main guy did it and he never gave the guy a chance

so then hes in ail and the governor gave him a full pardon and he gets paid 152$ an gets his cr-p back

he gets a voucher for reward money and goes to a hotel for 2$ a night and rips it up

he leaves his gun in the desk and goes down but people dont like him for icing a guy said to be his best friend like in the room wih tommy iseau

i evolves into a fiht and he beats em out like double dragon buthe gets beat down and leaves

after wandering to a country song of him being the bad guywith his face overlaid on the wasteland and cloudy sky like an anime opening, he meets a kid an gives a fake name

he hangs out with kid and kids dad and kid nows the song of him but dont now its him and wonders how a man can ice his best friend

when working on te ranch ki goes to get a gun he made and da who looks kinda mexicany while the kid is blonde, sees 2 guys cme by

they came to get smeone and find the kid with the gun and throw him down

they dont know main guy is main guy and has him work on their horses

the coach is coming and da draws a gun but the guys shred him with gunfire

main guy gets the gun and wastes em with bada55 moves

so the cops come by andsay he can getta reward but he dont want it as he dont want word out hes good with a gun

he gotta bring kid to his uncles and gets thrown off a horse like kid did

in town  these guys dont want the own to be violent and devolved lie soviet England wound up being in the 21st century with the gain b0ning and shanking each other so this moustache guy wants to do something

main guy and kid get to the uncles placeand he tells uncle and good blonde the ad got it and he was working there

main guy wants to go and the fam offers him work or dinner but he turns em down

uncle asks what happened and main guy sez the badds iced dad but he iced em

main uy goes out but kid follows and main guy sez he otta go to school to not grow up stppoid

spoiler; much of what THEY teach in school is cr-p

the uncle and good blonde think he might be better out there but a storms comming

main guy returns with kid and kid ants coffee

uncle offers to make main guy a deputee but he sez he might get shot

good blonde wants to have main guy stay for a bit to get kid used t tins but uncle sez its o for him to go

a night kid sneaks out and in the day theres cattle guys comming so this peter Cullen looking guy stops em with a gun as he dont want em f ing his crops

they dont wanna go hroughthe mounans so they lasso him and tear down his fence

not peter cllen tells the law uncle wo sez he gotta deal with it in court

a guy comes to tell the cattle guy the people dont want cattle guys in their town after 1 guy got crippled by other cattle guys shootin him and them busting up te town

are they gaijin?

so cattle head i think se they went through a lot in the wastelands and he then ells his men to keep it cool

ki asks main guy a lot of cr-plike my fat bimbo gf asking me about dbz characters and how main guy otta marry his aunt

good blonde talks of her husband and he sez as a kid he worked in a pet shop for free and kept going there

thats slavery

tey go tothe newspaper guywho whines of the law not doing jack sh-t or smith in the 21st century, and hes wasting his time on telling people

kid gets hired and theres hoofbeats as the cattle c-ck sukers come by with blonde good not caring and going shopping but i think they'll b0ne her lie she's in the slums or india or England or California or Haiti or amacia or other cesspools

the cattle candya55es come to a saloon an say nobody gets drunk and be nice

1 punk nearly beats a guy up for not saying anything and this is lie violence Jack with the biker gangs

they otta do a wasteland warrior thing in the 1800s, like after a disaster, people fight in the wastelands in steampunk cr-p

good lone retirns saying she did no shopping and reveals her huband ha an accident and got f;d and needs help

turns out he was brutally beaten like Mortal Kombat and got shell shock from it but tries not to be scared

at night the cattle dinks stomp their fee on the wood outside a building to scare the guy inside

in the bar main guy ges a ruk bada55edly andthis bar h00ker is into him

uncle sherri walks by and te cow punks stomp as he steps to f with him

he goes by bar and a guy sez they usually get more guys in the bar w/o cow crotchers but some can only take so much

e meets main guy and sez to an open town and main guy goes out and someone in the bar knows main guys past

in da bar 1 guy breaks a glass and a cattle head leadertakes him outsie to wal it off

not peter Cullen faces breaker and breaker caps him and plants a gun but  main guy sees it

this is going tom sawyer

the uncle sherrif takes him in but everyone sez "its self defence" and the cattle ais bags go back to camp

later the paper sez despite the people saying it, not peter Cullen was not a gunman and its lie wth the "experts" saying the poison is safe

uncle is malcontent over this and good blonde thinks they ota try elsewhere but he dot anna go back to sharecropping or hardware store owning andis soeone now

she sez except when the cattle drives come and he wigs out about how he cant and she sezit was a murder about the not Cullen

a guy comes by the paper i think a cattleman an trashes the place then papermantryes fighting back but is too skinny

main guy comes in, saves him by beating up the guy then another comes i wt a gun and ki tells him sohe kicks his a55 too

kid gets hisatm tended to and wants hot coffee and not the gta thing an doc sez kids an row up with a few broken bones

kids ok with his eft arm offering andblonde pumps brown water from a pump in the sink

blone trats him and uncle serif is there but they dont know and sez hes the man kid thinks he is

uncle closes the door andthey think he came in and he sees kid

then theres the trial whee after standing doing nothing for a bit, uncle queers out and dont change his testimony

paperman sez we all know he never carried a gun but didn't see it

main guy admits he saw the cattle ais spread the gun after icing him and goes on a speech of if a lie gets ahead of yoy it fs u up

uncle gets b--chy over him talking of lying/running away but he admits his real name and uncle changes his report as he lied

kid sez sorry for tesong and he didn't buy it andmain guys ok with it

cattle leader talks with saloo guy or w/e i think mayor andsez give him til 6 tonight and he'd fix it but after 6 the cattle guy sez hey come

saloon mayor or w/e wants a guy in town by 5 

paperman sez blonde good is gla he helpe her man andmain guy sez he wont leave

paperman sez bblonde wil go to him afte uncle is better and thats why hes stayin

they bring in deforest Kelly who knows main guy and jokes of how he iced the war hero who came at him

the saloon guy paid him 2000$ to ce someone i think sherrif uncle and main guy sezkelly otta go through him

he gives Kelly a coin and they go out to the town center to draw

ki and lode come by and call to him and he sez stay back

he takes out Kelly in 1 shot like Yusei andsaloon guy is gnna sniper main guy from behindbut uncle serri caps him through a door

the cattlemen cometo get the killr buhe ton as snipers in the window like sunset riders and they used their own fireams to protect themselves insrad of not owning em andhoping the law can handle it

the cattle c-c suckers leave and the townsfolk fire in the air to celebrate

kid sez main  guy is the fastest draw he saw andthey offer to ave him stay but he leaves for no reason a tells ki to takecare of uncle

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of lost men finding their way

the uncle got over his ptsd after shooting a guy

kinda thought uncle would bite it and main guy would get his woman

shows how celebs can e evil people an those against em can be good with the war hero he iced in the start.

nice acting but a bit hokey but its the 50s

good filming and action

its not 100 mph all the way but a good build and release like X Men 1

the cattle guys wern't evil but a problem, but it showed theres good on both sides

probably didn't wanna p-ss of anyone today like when they made Civil War Movies and both sides had good

i liked it, its a bit ploddy but holds up

glad I saw it

For Tension At Table Rock 2 I want the kid to have grown up all tough and manly and there was a disaster in the 1800s that nuked much of the civilization so people are in a burned out wasteland. The cattle riders go like a plague raiding land for their beasts to feed and feed them people they chop up. So the swarm has grown since the last encounter and some have surgically equipped cow parts to em for more strength. Te kid now has a blonde bodybuilder gf and they take on the cow guys and mancows with power exo suits to let em fight equal to em and some are several cows and men combined surgically into a mound of limbs and heads and are bosses. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari auar and GBA where you figt in ruined cities and farms and plantations and caves and beat up mancows and cow men.

Mary Shelley Review

Note: I spell like Shell

Mary Shelley

This is my review on Mary Shelley from the distant future year to percy shelly of 2017 (The year of the Malcontent Uprisings in Robotech)

Its directed by Haifaa al-Mansour who did nothing else I saw

It staraz Elle Fanning?! I never knew that was her in this! She also did I Am Sam/Daddy Day Care/The Door in the Floor/My Neighbor Totoro/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Astro Boy/Super 8/Judging Amy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and is pretty good so far, Douglas Booth from Noah/Jupiter Ascending, Tom Sturridge from nothing else I saw, Bel Powley from also nothing else I saw, Stephen Dillane from Zero Dark Thirty, Ben Hardy from Bohemian Rhapsody, openly hippie eco commie Maisie Williams frpm Robot Chicken, Joanne Froggatt fropm Life on Mars but not the new Genesis Game, Derek Riddell from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, Hugh O'Conor from Chocolat/Garrow's Law.

I saw this b4 and its kinda grey and dead, but fitting as its brittish and they dont have souls

I thought it was good but a lot of people think it s-cked. but have you seen the 1800s? its before we had electricity and much indoor plumbing. they had to p-ss and cr-p in bowls and dump it outside!

plus the chick its based on was kind of a loser and commie and feminist, its not gonna be a positive movie. feminists aint happy people.

after logoes for a bit we get text saying she does things in her soul she dont get and we near a birt i mean britmo reading frankenstrin i think

this blonde runs home from chilling out with the stones in the grave yard like some goth or emo kid

shes in a cr-ppy town like nosferatu an gets home with her kid brother saying she was reading ghost stories

she shoulv've been in he book shop with dad who comes back and se hides hrr books and dad sez they are queer books but not like men b0ning men but weird like handalf I mean Gandalf sez

Handal sounds like he p0rn0 version like Luke Skinlicker for Star Wars

dad meets with guys and blonde plays in a white sheet like shes in the klan and sez she'd rise from your grave like altered beast to get revenge

at night she writes cr-p and her sister spazzes out in bed from a nightmare, probably a daemonic attacke

she goes down to rea by candle light and talks to dad about him missing mom

dad sez she was at war with everyone and later she reads i mean writes violent stories of a chick geting iced by some yokai or w/e

but mom or some b--ch sez she shoul be manning the shop and tries to take her notes

mary the blonde shoves her on her a55 and b--ch wigs out

may's sent to live in i think Scotland to develop her own writing style like kid muscle in kinnikuman nisei

he i mean she meets William baxter, the ancestor of buster in Arthur

she wants to contact her mom who bit it from a long illness with a seance or some black magic ritual like in yugioh and sez she iced her mom as she bit it days after pooping her out

she goes to a thing and sees Percy Shelly who thinks poetry otta reflect society or something gay

Percy likes her parents work and Percy could be for Perseus like the Historical Figure who saves the Blonde Ethiopian Andromeda and started a town in Greece thats still up

so he reads poetryand she likes it and later a group goes on a walk with 1 guy saying "if we're of God we might be part of Him"

Like Demon Lord Dante with splitting into ectoplasm to infect apes and evolve em into man?

Mary is 16 like Sailor Moon and Percy is 21 like maybe Darien and he wrote poetry for her in like love notes

mary gets word from soviet London that her sister clair bit it or w/e and he has someone tell Percy she's going

she returns to candy a55 London before the gaijin came in and knifed the people and clair aint dead but in a funk for weeks

she was actually faking being sick to get mary back and mary reads more lovey poems ffrom Percy

So Percy comes by to visit Mary and meet her fam and his work awaits publication

he wants to be Mary's Dads protege lie Yakko Tenma in Yugioh R To Pegasus

Dad has The Illead in Greek and Perc talks to Mar in the back to say hes into her but finds her mom bit it when mary was 10 days and he lied her rents writing

they talk of marriage lie its bad and she sez her rents wed to legetimize her, which means she was b0ning marys dad

they go to the grave yard and she enjoys being at her mms grave and he sez she wants something to fill the void

they hide in a church from a storm and Percy mocks The Creator daring Him to end em

Spoiler; He do! But not now

someone comes an they hide and make out in church

later Percy has a book and it might be better than his atheist promotion cr-p

he slips mary a note she hides in her cloths in the neck but not the b00bs like in anime

she comes out an reads i to clair her sister bit mrs shelly and hr daughter come by looking for Percy

This just went Jerry Springer

She aint seen her man in weeks an probably didn't get f'd in that long and ran away to be with him

Mary sez he's he dads student and thats it

also this is in color but dull and very widescreen

at dinner Mary reveals Pecy has a wife and he sez its in name only and its bad to force man and wife to live togeter

wait its clair who sed it andPercy sez he made a mistake and din tell her cuz she might not want him an hes in love with her

To quote Jerry spriner; if he'd cheet on his boyfriend to be with you, he might cheet on you when he finds someone better

see kim Kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months and cheeting on him with a bigger blacker guy

the b--ch complains of marys mom being impulsive and b0ning Percy and it might be a scandle and mary sez she dont care

mary runs off to hug Percy and dad tells her of for being impulsive like mom and how Percy is married and this is adulty

Percy sez he dont need to mary her as in he's gonna b0ne her in sin and dad sez gtfo a c-ck suckr

mary and clair run off with percy and in his horse cart to his place

after i think b0ning she sez she can write what she wants and they live drinking and writing girly cr-p

dad disowned and not debones Percy for his scandle for cheeting on his wife, ditching their kid and b0ning 5kanks

may goes back to dad to talk then returns to Percy to see him with a science kit dad having fun

he otta make meth like the beta male from Malcom in the middl

they move into a new a55 hpme an mary feels guilty as shes not doing what she otta to get her dream like in sailor moon

so she b0ned Percy too much and got pregnant but worries as she never has a mom an d don't know what to do

Percy sez its instinct and later se pooped it out but it might be a dream

clair sez theres a guy in her room but its only a nightmare and percy checked

so he has a dinner party and borrowed against his dads estate and his homie who both gotkicked outta oxford for an anon publishing of athiesm comes by

clair sings and later she writes ledgers but might as well be in latin cuz dad taught her and i think his homie tries b0ning her or making out woc with out consent

Percy and clair return and she ses clair out to eat d0ngs and tells Percy the homie tries doing things to her

Percy sez he dont own her and shes free to do what or who she wants

he's the kinda guy who'd let his woman b0ne big black guys as he plays his Nintendo switch in te kitchen

she only wans him but he sez if she dont offer him the freedom he offers her shes a hypocrite

this is how aids and money pox spreads

she sez hes not the man she thought and stormed off to write in her diary

how dare a man who cheets on his woman be ok with b0ning with others?!

later he comes back and tries to make it right and he and the 2 ladies go to phantasmagoria with lord Byron not Byron the sinnoh gym leader

in da show this guy zaps a dead frog to make it move with galvanism

remember when Logan Paul tasered dead rats and all these candya55es whined of him "hurting" em?

What next? Eating a burger is mean to the dead cows?

then again candy a55 England arrested a guy for running at the dead queer i mean queen so dead lives matter, to people without brains

so she pooped it out for real and creditors come so they gotta skip town and its raining cuz England had cr-ppy weather

so ofcreen the baby dis andthey get bummed

we see her with the baby alive but its a dream so she writes of it in her diary

we eventually see em go to lord Byron who gets her to smile

after hanging out and devolved poems, she gets more into science/galvanization

percy gets more into drinking and mary sees a painting of a chick with a demon on her by the guy her mom wanted and she tried to OD after he went with another chick

Byron wants to have a contest of writing stories and clair i think wants him but he sez shes a silly girl and she runs off

mary follows her in the woos crying like a b0-ch and comforts her

later she dreams of I think Percy making a dead body move with lightning in her rom

she writes some cr-pabout it and later Percy comes by drunk as usual like hes an irish or something

he started on a story called da vampire wait its i think his homie who wrote it and percy thinks it s-cked

he almost sorta fights i think homie but it dont last and later gets b--chy over his responsibilities

mary sez "what responsibilitis" and he walks off and sits in a chair bummed

what a b--ch. some i mean hope he gets b0ned in the a55

clair got pregnant by i think Byron andis told he's provide for his offspring but thats it

the dangers of b0ning outside of marriage

mar sez bye to byron and he sez he never loved clair but only liked b0ning er cuz hes scum

after remembering her sensei i mean fathers words to use her own words to tell her cr-p she writes a story

percy reads it and is amazed she did something this good but wants the dr to make the perfect being that sows what man can aspire to for hope and perfection

shes too bummer think of hope or perfection as they s-ck

she takes it to publishers but they dont thin its a womanly story and thinks percy did it

spoiler; full metal alchemist, or Hagame No Renkin utsushi, was done by a chick, as was InuYasha

she sez women can now of pain and loss ad cr-p and is b--chy over being judged

clair relates to the monster in frankenstein as she was abandoned by the guy who filled her with spurm

so she gets rejected by publishers so she gets it done anon published and the introdution done by percy

but she gets mad at him for maybe taking credit and f ing up their life and has enuff of his cr-p

she takes a candle an crams it in his eye all he way in sayin "your useless brains need enlightenment" and he spazzes out and dies

jk really Percy sees her dad and wrote The Vampyre and Byron got the credit but he tried but didn't get it

Byron hates it and its a mocking on Byron sucking life outa things and wait, its not percy its some guy i dont know

this guy aint seen Percy in months and she goes back to i think her ads bookshop and people talk of how Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus is great and if the cretures creator was nice it would turn out happy

Percy sez it wouldn't exist w/o him but really he inspired i and its writer is mary and she owes no one for making it

mary comes out and thought he left but he never expected how cr-ppy it would be

she gave up everything to be with him but she learned through pain an her choices made her w se is and regrets nothing

hey kiss each others mouth not parts an later she see her book in dads shop

hen text sez they had a 2n printing and mary was wit percy til he bit it and claire pooped out allegra like in robotech and bit it at age 10 with Byron paying or her

the vampyre write john Polidori killed himself after he didnt get his rights back at 25 like those gender offenders when you disagree with em

mary died at 53 and ha a son pecy jr like garlic jr or goku jr nd was berred next to her rents

hen we see her running and he words from frankenstrin sayig he was in the waves and darkness

then credits

music Dublin, anna rice, he vampire chiv?

the end

That was pretty fine

its lon and dark and kinda bummer, but hats how the story goes

writers and authors often have f'd up lives

look how Robert Munsch had all that pain

the people are kinda scummy 5kanks but there's nopt really swearing or violence

its not for kids but has kind of a pg theme

they're kinda losers and slackers like 90 guys in stoner movies

i thought there was a scene where percy dies in a sea thing and they find his body, but might be thinking of another movie

i never knew lord Byron b0ned mary shelly's sister pregnant

or that percy had a wife he sleazed out on

its a decent movie, not super great, but it tells the story

it don' really drag but goes on for a while and is a bit tricky to follow at times

but i didn't hate it

it gets it done

glad i saw it

for Mary Shelly 2 I want her son to try to brin her back with galvanism and alchemy but it f' out and makes a grotesque flesh abomination that goes around eating poors and he has to try o track it, but the higher status guys don't want him to as they are tired of those filthy poors befouling the town, and leave false clues to throw him of. Also its a 128 bit game on 2DS and PS Vita where you play as Percy Jr an gotta follow the clues but also figure out which are fake and its like a point and click thing like Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego.

Riders Of The Purple Sage Review

note; i sprll bertter that those who claim to be puropler gendered

Riders Of The Purple Sage

thos is my review on Riders Of The Purple Sage from the distant future to lee Harvey swarld of year of 1996(10 ears before that robotech thing and American transformers season III)

oit direcyedby union slave Charles Haid who did Iron Will in the 90s(ew! its an irish! find the cure!)

it stars Ed Harris from Creepshow 1/The Truman Show/Enemy at the Gates/A History of Violence/Geostorm/The Rockford Files/Frasier, mrs ed harris Amy Madigan from Field of Dreams/Uncle Buck/The Dark Half/Law & Order, Henry Thomas from  E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial/Legends of the Fall/Gangs of New York/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Without a Trace/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Robin Tunney from Encino Man/End of Days/Paparazzi/Law & Order/the 2003 The Twilight Zone/Robot Chicken, Norbert Weisser from Midnight Express/Heaven's Gate/The Thing/Schindler's List/Angels & Demons/Aaahh!!! Real Monsters a nd G. D. Spradlin from The Godfather Part II/Apocalypse Now/Canadian Bacon.

Its based on a book by Zane Grey who's books were part of why westerns became popular, which lead to Jhn Ford and John Wayne, then Star Trek and other sci fi

adter cedits and title to horses riding with a sun overlaid on em we get this guy getting f'd up or sometuing and told to leave and as he dont wanna, this beardo has him drahgged by a horse d will have him whuipped

this chick repents her words and asks to him be spared and a mysterious rider comes in like violence jack but on a horse a55 and knows her name and gets water for his horse

he sez theres a lot of bada55es there and asks which one the teen belongs to but chick sezhes honest and to ask teen why he's treated this way

he asks teen but beardo sez not to interfere and stranger sez women word is law like a fenminazi or beta male and when told thats not their law saez to h-=ll with their law

teen sezhe was a friend of the chick and stranger is gonna cap em but sez his name is lassider or w/e and the beardoes men book it

she waters his horse and zes her places men got mean from being sh-t of and she wants em to be nicer but stranger sez they wont and he wants to find a grave of millier and she sez shes the onlyn one who knows

teen wants his riflre and chick sez if he had it teen ore deacon would be icec and we're 10 mins in and all this cr-p happened

so she gets him a gun abd the teen i think was ellot in et where he got mutated into a muppet or w/e

so in church the elders tell her off for not being married and having gunmen around and pray for her and for The Creator to mite the bad guys, then singing a Fountine of Blood

chick cries and later stranger is in the wastelands and meets i think teen and they ride talking of millie urn who's child i think was stolen and she suicded like a gender offender who cam't handle the truth

chickworks with horses and stranger and teen looking like jerry o connol come by then the chick and main guy ride to the watseland and theres huge ricks thatwere probably cities before the divine flame obliterated em for wickedness

she has heards around and stranger takes out a watch and looks longingly at this grave and chick goes off and sees someone riding and goes back to her ranch

this guy was capped and is there and sez rustlers took the heard and knows its a guy called oldrew and took em to the maze of canyons thats not a duck reproductive system and teen wants to help look

shot guy sez her rider guards were killed in by a reacon or w/e and hes gonna try again vs the russlers on the other her

ed teen ges along the wasteland canyons on a horses a55 and finds a herd of cattle but it stampedes from a guy carrying a white flag and guiding em

chick take the high ground and is therd an stranger comes in and chases off the russlers in a mrotcylce fight but with horses like in vigelante or renegade or we that master system game was

stranger falls over and i think go trampled and he survives and his horse got it bit he wants to waste the guts stampeding cattle but she dont want him to waste em like mary in violence jack not wanting Kenichi to ice rose who lesbianed yumi an was gonna do some kind of b0ning to her, but Kenichi saved her and shanked the speedo guards with throwing knives in front of her

ed teen comes across russlers and hides in plants and watches but they come at him and not with j-zz and he uses his fire arm to defend himself like The Right Honoable Mr Rittenhouse against those criminals

the signal f'd out nd he saw somethimg and then thetes stranger and chick getting ready and talking but the siganl s cr-ppy on grit and this is a 98 min movie with adds to get to 2.5 hours

so a min later we get the signal back and ed teen cares for a woman who i think was a russeler and sez not to take her back or she'd get hanged and wants to be left there to die

he dont wannaand goes to find a place to hide

k so the signal f'd out and we went to watch something else so later i went back to reviewing it when it was on again

so we see this chick praying in the rocky wastelands to he bafe and her friend to be protected ani think teen comes by the rocky place, but i forgot whos what in here as i haven't seen this is months

he looks in a cave and climbs a probably man made thing from ancient times

we see  long blonde chick like Lillian gish in a dusty  area, k shes jane and talks with a geezer of ho men were called in before the russtlers came but she is old by him she's wrong, but i thin hes covering it up

teen i think brings the rustler chick up a rocky area in a carry thing like a sleeping bag on a string like a cocoon, and its not the guy in the cave

jane sez she hire lassider to a guy looking cuzzy and she bring him called judkins to meet the ed and he dont lie ed icing people

ed sez they had it comming and judkins wans to help him and rides off

jane invites ed whos lassider to see her when he has time and he questons it but she wants to turn him Mormon or w/e

show him the play the book of mormon, that converted guys

at night by a fire rustler chick is going nuts and teen who i hink was the cave guy hugs her but not b0ning

then its day andjane tends to a horse and beardo comes by saing sorry about ur loss of the east herd and he's deacon tom i mean tull and he dont like ed for icing guys

also he wants her and thinks shes gay for ed and once all the other guys ar out, its him and her and he'd ice ed if he dont go

russler chick sez teen shot and saved her an talk o a guy who she sez is the best rider on the sage she's into

in her home janelooks at a suit in the closet and a watch on a desk and a oman sez ane cant live in da past

i thin se was a ghost or in her head as shes gone and ed coms by and isn invited for dinne, or supper as they say out west

she shows him her dads room she was in a bit ago and he's doing hard yime in solitary in dante's soviet inferno

after dinner they walk and she sez something so eh sooches her but she sez no and wants to run away from here

she sez shes fre but he sez she's oppressed lie THEY say o make women hate being women and she loves her land and home too much

in the cave so i think it is the same guy, teen and russlter chic say how his red men lived in the wild like this for years

a scuzzy guy wait i think is ed comes by and teen se ed saved his le once and ed sez he tracked him

in the dayed talks with teen of russler chick named bess like that site blocker in grade schools that stopped us from going to Gundam Official in the 90s

a storm is coming and she wants to tell him something, but not now, only b4 he goes

at night a old cleric comes by in black saying her dad waned him i mean her to marry deacon cull i mean tull and if she dont she'd be a heretic

arranged marraiges? what is this? the slum countries?

jane sez someone cme to ice the man ho ade millie abandon her man, and god and husband

then someone caps the cleric in the dark

then we see ed with jane and she's on the floor and he sez he loved his sister and it was millie

i misse a bit watching a dragon ball super video but he left for a bit and came bac and millie was gone and the family as dead or something

turns out he found from a letter she was bound, gagged and dragged from her home by 3 men and he went after em or 13 men i mean years

he found 1 and shot him in the guts and at some point found omething he wanted to, i dont know its hard to follow

but now he dont wanna kill anymore like buu after hercule as he found love with jane and she sems to like him

in the stone place the teen has a rock about to fall that is incase of defence that can be used to seal the pass

hes going and she sez she loves him and will be there when he returns like batman in 92

the jane comes out o the barn an sees something and faints

teen is in the field and a swarm o horsemen comewith guns and he fires on em but sees tull is with em and chases

i think the end i mean the end i mean the ed andwait its not him and the guy who helped him, itstell i mean tell i mean tull andanother horsegoes on and diteches it like ruce and his ding d0ng then hides in the grass

teen chases the horse an finds its empty andgoes back but sees a guy in a raty coat riding away and fires a lot til he eventually hits hi in the back like joh wayne never did

the guy sez bess and bites it and tull has teen at gunpoint asking how jane looks rom here

he makes teen undress then slides the firle i mean rifle into his a55 and says "here comes the suppository" and teen screams as the blast of the rifle blows him apart in the abdomen like a sack of chef boy ar dee

jk really we cut to jane with a body on the table and candles all over lie some ritual torevive Dracula in castlevania

she has the body berried and then a chic sethey arrested teen for horse stealing and murder and are gonna string him up

ed is onna do something and sez be ready to go in an hour and she yells at ed or waning revenge

she reveals her dad had a little girl taken to be his woman and tries to b0ne her woc with out consent and she did nothing til she heard the shot and help him as he bit it

when did this become the 3rd world?!

the little girl said she as he vengeance and not to interfere and ate her gun later

ed wears Mormon or rabbi clothes from dads closet and sez he's not doin it for the past but for her

in the courthouse o church or temple the teen is accused of workin with rustlers and is sentenced to be hung

then several guys get it and ed busts in like Arnold or stallone and astes the rest

he sez "call on ur god cuz he aint going the place u are" and gunz down cleric  who sentenced teen to be executed

he tells teen to get to the canyon and teen sees ed's wounded and se he iced some guy i forgot the name of

this is pretty bada55.

ed gets jane an her place is burning like burning force on sega genesis and escapes with her to the canyon

teen returns and tells bess baldrake or w/e is dead ans she sez thats her da so he sez he was shot stealing horsesbut not that he iced him

she wants a country not wild and bad lie this and looks lie the 90s chick from the song torn with her eyes and hair

jane and ed meet up with teen and bess and jane sez she's millie

jane sez teen iced baldrake or w/e and bess dont wanna go wth him but ed shows the locket with his family and its got a face she sees in her dreams of her mom she cant recall

tuns out millie is her mom and ed or jim or ed word jim is her uncle and milliwas her mom who got it at some point

so they go off and a swarm of motorcycle riding warrior and by mototcycle i mean horss but if this were the 80s it would be bikers, comes after em

after somehow outrunning em they get to th roc area an the moon is in the day sky as its curciling the flat earth above the firmament

ed sez the baddz are ridin tired horses and leaves the horse the jane is on through the maze of canoyn a55 ads the baddz o and theres steps cut into the rock, this was man made!

ed gets as far as the horse can go and ditches it lie Yoshi in mari world as hes a useless c=ck sucker and belongs in the ovens

ed brings em to the cavewhere they clim and i think beardo is comming at em from behind lie a gay p0rn0

eds let arm got  hole in its a55 and is soaked in blood and he treis to roll the stone to seal the only way up

she helps him and they strain like sh-tting out a 4 inch thick t-rd and the rock slams on thehole an beardo falls into the caves a55 he climbed up

teen and bess hear something andrie off on a new adventure in th boundless land

edn and i mean ed and janeare togetehrin this hilly rock castle thing and kiss

the end

that was pretty good

nice action and feel

good filming music and acting

tells a nice story, but kinda dumps on Mormons

but movies about immoral samurai aint racist against Japanese

didn't expect bess to be millie jr and the teen to ice her dad

its lie shakpere with hamlet shnkin polonius

or hondo with ohn ayne wasting the dad

or an anime

didn't epect janes dad or w/e to be the guy who went after eds sister

but it shows that even if someone you now does wron, you can still be friends with  smeone

like me being a pole an having openly ukranian friends afte the massacres they did to my kind

this is a pretty good movie and i'm glad i got to finish it

some parts were a bit hard to follow with soem accents and words from the past, but i got the gust of it

i mean gist of it

glad i saw it

oh an theres apparently a movie or book o rw/e this is a sequel to according to candy a55 wikipedia called The Heritage of the West and a sequel called The Rainbow Trail

so this is like watching star wars episode V instead of IV 1st

For Riders Of The Purple Sage 2 I want bess and her man to be wandering around the wastelands an encounter a flying city in the desert that battles Indians. they try et away but it follows em an they gotta find their way back to the rocky area lassider and Jane were as its really a battlefortress that was around before noahs flood that can fight the flying city of daemons that wanna end them as they are destined to be ancestors of a great warrior in the future. also its a 128 bi game like Zelda where you play as the guy or bess and fight through cryptids in the olde west an eplore the battlefotress rocky canyon area. on sega dreamcast, gamecube, ps2 and xbox.

The Beach Girls And The Monster Review

Note: I spell ad but in a good way, like this ilm

The Beach Girls And The Monster

This is my review on The Beach Girls And The Monster from the itant fiture year to stalin of 1965(40 years before Transformers The Movie)

Its directed by Jon Hall who diected nothing I saw

It stars Jon Hall from Kit Carson (1940), Sue Casey from An American in Paris/The Big Trees/The Band Wagon/Rear Window/Breakfast at Tiffany's, Walker Edmiston from 1962 The Flintstones/Star Trek: The Original Series/The Monkees/Little House on the Prairie/The Waltons/The Transformers/Spider-Man: The Animated Series/Avatar: The Last Airbender/Ben 10/The Green Berets/Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory/The Transformers: The Movie/The Great Mouse Detective, Read Morgan from  The A-Team/60s The Twilight Zone/Back to the Future/The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension, Gloria Neil from The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Beverly Hillbillies, an a buncha guys not on back door, aid bag, gender offender, frooty booty, Sodom bottom, soy boy, beta male, banana crammer, Creator hater, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu base on plants, wikipeia, who avoids using peoples real names when they are insane.

I never saw this b4 but people say its so bad its good so i wanna see it

it starts with a surf song an bikini girls dancing an credits and title and a cr-ppy monster like a store bought power rangers thing

its in widescreen an b/w and 1 chick has a big butt

2 guys leave a fellow surfer to get food and hang with bikini girls to eat hot dogs

1 guy leaves the group to chase a bikini blonde and make out on the beach

she runs of and finds a cave and this cr-ppy seaweed sasquatch grabs her face and strangles her

in he real version they were b0ning and she died of butt damage

it lumbers of and a chick find her so they call da cops who come as this isn't soviet canada where it takes 53 mins for em to come

they ask the teens questions an find evolved footprints going to da ocean

later the paper spins to say a beauty clawed dead at beach

the nerd scientist sez its some animal that might've mutated and can breathe on land like the x men but cop thinks the teens iced her and don't trust teens

some guy talks to a lusty bartender chick who comes onto him and might be married to another guy and sez things of dad and he don't want her cuz lusty girls have diseases

wait i think the dad is the nerd and is there and the nerds son

after an accident he hangs out at a beach with lusty chicks and the lusty bar chick is his stepmom like that anime with the pokemon actors stepmothers sin

dr nerd likes his lusty new woman and is a good guy an his son use to aid him in the lab before the accident and the bar is in their big fancy house

later injured teen the son meets a devolved guy who has a film and wants to be a surfer not a scientist and marry his gf and the accident got him to see that

then we see a few mins of surfing footage to surfer music

also i'm not in a good mood when watching this after some bad luck and little things and my memories of anger getting to me

devolved guy shows son a mermaid statue he made after the chick who go it and he might want son to deliver it to her rents but he thins devolved guy otta

also devolved guy made a statue of the stepmom

son meets his gf whos not happy after blonde got it and wants to stay here a the pool

stepmom i think goes by saying shes going to model for a guy and is all 5kanky

sonwhines of stepmom being a 5kank and needs to get it an dad dont see how awfil se is

is it like courney love wacking kurt and he knew but went with it cuz he's a candy a55 beta male soy boy Creator hater?

gf swims in a shower cap like a sea shell and devolved guy has a crippled leg from i think the accident but dont swim and want to make a sculpture of stepmom but shes swimming for an hour

in the real version she was b0ning sea anemone like the 5kank in demon beast invasion who got fish pregnant

he goes off and the teens play in the poop i mean pool and make out

the seaweed sasquatch follows the 5kanky step mom but leaves her as i thin it dont wan he aids and she goes back to devolved guy

she sedce him but dont wanna b0ne a cripple and leaves so he hand crushes the statue

oh and he gave the dead chick fam the statue

at nights on picks up a an devolved guy who got no feeling in his dead leg

son dont wanna go to he lab an da thinks its wrong so devolved is let out of te car to walk to get used to his leg and they can talk

son sez at the accident he saw his life an its all work and he dont wanna go back a he has he money mom left him if hes a burden

dad thinks this is a good opportunity but son dont want it

in home stepmom b--ches at him saying stop whining of ur son and she dont like him

he crushes something in his hand to sand but i dint see

then its day and devolved guy lurks at the beach as bikini girls dance

i wonder if his man thing works or if its dead like his leg

in home da makes out with 5kany stepmom hes married to for 5 years and hes gay for her but she's a 5kank and wants men as she's tired of him being in a lab and she stays at home with no animals to b0ne

he offers to make it up to her and go to soviet Europe with the cannibals and butt hammerers

btw the monsters hardly is the as are the beach girls

much is some whiney losers whining like Degrassi or rebel without a cause

he dont want her going out cuz of the killer on the loose but she dont care

then a night fire of teens looking an dancing and probably smelling like cavemen

hay, his is clearly daytime an tinted blacker

2 teens go off to make out and the sea yokai is lurking around

it probably hates them being a straight white Christian bio legal age, same species couple and is triggered by it

1 teen plays a song on guitar about love or a while and a guy uses a lion puppet sez theres  monster in the surf and more singing of it

1 girl is a bit thiccer but not fat

they run off an leave a fire unattended an 1 forgot something

devolved guy whos probably been here all day j=rkin off his dead d0ng walks by and sees 1 teen attacked by the sea thing and calls son for help but he dont hear or care

the monster leaves atfer icing the guy who seems kinda black and his thicc gf finds devolved guy tending to dead bf and thinks he did him

cops eventually come and devolved guy sez he saw a monster and thick gf wigs out on him

the cops say cover the body and wait til the ambulance comes as they can help him with being dead and all

devolved guy limps off and steals a cop car and the cops open fire on him but stop

stepmom come back after sin and seems drunk

she finds a note saying come to my room when you get back from i think devolved guy

she eventually goes upstairs and the yokai grabs her and cuts her face and she bites it

all right rangers! We need thunderzord power!

devolevd guy comes home and we cut to i think son name Richard or dick like spotted dick the brits put in their mouth like with monkey pox, is driving his gf and talking of if it was a sea monster

son sez with radiation a creature can grow 3x its size and i think it was also atmospheric things like increasing the pressure can make fish grow like before the flood

he thinks theres a cave the thing is in and they go as she dont want him to go alone

its clearly day and the sun shines on the water and they tinted it darker and son goes in a tube or pipe in the beach alone even though she made a sin about not going back alone

he finds a cat and returns thinking theres nothing there and he needs another way to help devolved guy named mark like the guy in the room

markripple the devolved finds the 5kanky stempmoms shoes and finds the door locked so he jimmys it with a screwdriver and finds a monster head mask

then the real monster comes by an fights him as his punches do nothing

he eventually gets a knife an shanks it but gets his face cut up and the main character couple come home

they see the monster is the dad in a suit as the mask fell off and went nuts and he runs out and drives off like in dr mabuse or a clockwork orange

teens tell da cops and the cops get on it and i never saw this but think he might get it in a car accident or of his knife wounds

sherrif sez dad was icing teens for the son and they tail him or a while and he goes off the cliff and the car blows in a fireball for no reason

the cop an teens find him eventually and we see the car burning

the end

That was pretty fun

Its a teen movie and is mostly teens dancing and chat with a bit o monster

Its not trying to be The Ten Commandments or Metropolis, but has some good ideas

Its kinda fun and lite and no nue scenes or swearing

Its kinda clean, which modern teen movies don't do, but devolve to lust and sin

I mean the most teens to here is make out and the 5kank gets iced

Its like Breaker High or something

I'm writing this last bit after the movie after taking a sleep and having some cookies and milk, so I'm in a better mood

Its a entertaining movie and i didn't expect the dad to be the monster

but it makes sense as he said it might be a mutant to try to get the son back to work and hrow suspicion off him

thats kinda smart

and he debate of life vs work wasnn't bad

its sorta like Wild Guitar with its cheap teen style but I think Wild Guitar had more Charisma but cr-ppier acting

if you want a movie to enoy with drinking buddies and make comments at, this would be pretty fun

like The Final Destination or The Room, but those are more fun to joke of

and its like 70 mins, not a big time investment

Glad I saw this

For The Beach Girls And The Monster I want the son to us his science and surfing skills as 1 to come up with new surf moves based on animal styles like with kung fu of the monkey and crane, but the crippled guy is malcontent and makes a metal armor suit to attack teens for blaming him for icing the teen, and he lurks around taking out teens and makes sure to leave no survivors as they'd out im. Also its an 8 bit platform game on Nes, Game Boy Master System, Game Gear, TF16, Atari 7800 and Lyn where you play as the devo,ved guy nd sneak aound taking out teens but if 1 gets away you gotta try again.

Doom Review

Note: I sopell 1st person shooter but never played em much

Doom

This is my review on Doom from the distant future yea to American Hero Francisco Franco of 2005 (The year of The Transformers Movie)

Its directed by openly Polish, or, el polen zakken, Andrzej Bartkowiak who did Romeo Must Die/Exit Wounds/Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, man these kinda s-ck.

It stars Karl Urban from Ghost Ship/The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers/The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King/Bourne Supremacy/Star Trek/Dredd/Star Trek Into Darkness/Walking with Dinosaurs/Star Trek Beyond/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker(ew)Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Xena: Warrior Princess/The Boys, wwf jacka55 Dwayne Johnson from Walking Tall/Hercules/San Andreas/Jem and the Holograms/That '70s Show/Family Guy/Transformers: Prime, Rosamund Pike(like the demon worshipper?) from the 2005 Pride & Prejudice, brainally challenged DeObia Oparei fro m Alien 3/2001s Moulin Rouge!/the 00s The Four Feathers/Dredd/Independence Day: Resurgence, el deviento Ben Daniel from Jack the Giant Slayer/Rogue One: A Star Wars Story/Law & Order: UK, Raz Adoti from Gangster No. 1/Black Hawk Down/Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Richard Brake from Cold Mountain/Batman Begins/Hannibal Rising/2009s Halloween II/Cold Case, Dexter Fletcher from The Elephant Man/The Patriot/Kick-A55/Band of Brothers, Al Weaver from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, Brian Steele(NOT brian griffin trying to seduce stewie in a dress) from Men ln BI=ck II/H=llboy/Resident Evil: Extinction/Terminator Salvation/Predators, surprisingly Christian Doug Jones from Batman Returns/Hocus Pocus/Tank Girl/Mimic/Warriors of Virtue/Mystery Men/Three Kings/The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/Adaptation/Men ln BI=ck II/Stuck on You/H=llboy/Pan's Labyrinth/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Ouija: Origin of Evil/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Party of Five/Unsolved Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery/All Star music video, and a frw guys not on candy a55 wikeipedea, you knowm reading how good Jones is, inspired me to be nicer, gives me a good feeling

I saw this movie before and never played the games as i dont like fps but the critics said it was cr-ppy, though i wasn't hating it then

in the distant future year of, 2026? Thats not so future, they found a gate in the Nevada desert to mars. 20 years ater, theres a mars base like robotech and we get logos

then we see the base and people spazzin out and a scientist trying to keep people out saying quarintine

a chicks arm is caught in the door and comes off looking kinda cool

then this unknown monster rips it open and we get title

then the rock whos a marine with semper fi on his back tattooed like an animal brand gets orders to chec it out

theres a crew of space soldiers and 1 is on a blocky rectangle like a game boy but making Atari sounds in 2046. after the third robotech war and invid thing

da rol sez they going there and tells a guy see ja when I get back

this has a really 00s look and feel and is in widescreen but still has some color

weren't the games in h-ll or something and fighting demons?

well, some say space is fake and aliens are demons/fallen angels, so they probably got gated to there

they go to the desert and this pillar comes out an opens then a metalelevator comes out

they go in and rock sz "u hesiate, people die" and they go into the hollow earth

so they space fold over and meet a guy who got his lower boy warped to another galazy and he's on a wheeled thing plugged into where his lower half would be

rok sez no one gets in the main area w/o permission and they look at the people quarentined

1 creepy guy tries o search the chics bodies but is stopped b4 he b0ned em

they meet a blonde scientist chic like in alone in the dark but not as bimbo who needs to get this archeology and research up there they teste an archeological cr-p up there

shes the sister of 1 army guy there and a blackasaur suggests the guy b0nes her

same family love, accepted by 2046

the guys go in an elevator with the blonde and da roc sez who goes where  and they go to investigate

its dark and has blue light and steam and this Japanese guy named Takahashi is called Mac like Mac and me or House the 70s movie with the girls and the ghosts thats like an anime

they go through a lab like a higher budget house o the ded movie an theres like big heart in a tube an barking dogs to probably be vivisected or injected with aids or combine into 1boy like the soviets dd.

2 guys find a hole in the grounds a55 and its said to be a holding cell that a guy gets the lusty guy to touch and get zapped as it electrified

rok finds an armory and the BFG or big effin gun on a computer screen

he needs dna verification and is denied

1 guy opens fire on something he saw moving and reports friendly fire

blonde found humanoid remains there and rebuilt the skeleton but didn't tell her bother and its got 24 chromosomes that make it stronger and faster and immune to disease an superior

but earlier remains has 23 and somehow they got more to digivolve

and i think their rents bit it on that dig site they found the advanced bones

some guys open fire on something but I was reading of oom Guy on candy a55 wikipedia and this f'd up wounded guy comes by and blonde tries to help him

the marnes go out an say something of finding a body to go with the arm

lusty guy is asked for help and he gives the guy an item I think are drugs

but winner on do drugs

Trump never did drugs an won but kirby morrow od'd and went to h e double Ireland

1 guy drops a can own stairs an tis blackasaur goes through this wall they phaze through like a force fiend i mean field and examine the f'd guy

f'd guy spazzes out saying "its inside" with devolved teeth, probably a brit, EW!!! 

i looked away to sign in to my thing and saw a guy fought what he called some kinda monkey

the blonde gets blood from f'd guy and when she looks away he vanishes

1 shoT has a body with rips out and it looks cool as its not cg

the army men go in a watery area and 1 guy falls in a hole as 1 quotes the Bible of the enemy being like a lion

man we're like an hour in with adds and that felt like nothing

sorta like Alien 1 with the guys lookin around

so they come across a melted monster like bio broly who f'd up a guy in army and like pooped an intestine on his wound on his neck

they get him to med bay and try to save him even defibulating and blonde sez this guy vanished

they try more but he stays dead and i guess didn't have an extra life

don't worry, he's gonna be ok, he just needs some rest

roc shows her something he found and she sez the atmosphere didn't support life and 1 guy thinks it came from another planet

there may be more of em and they can't let it come to the ark door and the ark is the thing that teleports em like stargate

she dissects the bio broly monster and needs a saw from the nano wall phase thing and has blackasaur get it

roc goes on about weapons and i wasn't paying attention and blonde goes out and finds blackasaur with the bonesaw

a dog barks at blackaasur and she gets back in the lab but this big xenomorph looking thing attacks an this cQndQm intestine thing gets in the room blacakasur and blonde are in

this better not go like android 18 an bacterian

rock and fienfs make it to the dig site an 1 guy i think main guy looks out the shudders and sees a dig site with people and rock sez this is where it happened

i think it was a flash back

they get word the north airlock is safe and roc hears something and finds another guy missing a head

they open fire and it gets back to the lab area and leaves a blood trail and rock sez if anyone gets in blow the ark

like Noah's Arc getting em to safety from the demons and giants?

1 guy finds a human hand and it looks like the ones in Edward scisorhands

blonde goes through the bio brloy monsters guts and it cool and real matter and gooey like starship troopers

the dead army guy gets better and goes zombie and bangs his head on the glass til he falls and blonde sez he was turning

lusty guy gotta tae a big black dump and aint in diapers like some gamers

rock uses a woman sample to get the big FAT guy according to the Bounce Airing of this

why not say Bio Force Gun?

wait, bio force? does using it burn away the users life?

1 blackasaur has a chaingun and isn't this like the future? where all the phazer guns? why are they still using bullets?

this sasquatch yokai grabs the blackasaur with chain gun and slams him on the pipes then leaves and hes in a room wait i think its the containment cell hole in the a55 floor

lusty guy makes a recording of his status and chaingun blackasaur fights this sasquatch xenomorph but after beating on it with a 90s computer monitor, gets zapped then gets the monster zapped on the wall and climbs a chain but falls

wow, we're 90 mins in with adds, that didn't feel like much

roc finds chaingun blackasur dead on the fllor and lusty guy crawls around the toilet room and sees a rat but gets pulled through the floor and busted around

roc uses the bfg and not big friendly giant and it blows a blue hole in the walls a55 and lusty guys dead

roc gets back and sees dead guy got better and suisided on the wall and a corpse guy is half in the phase wall

turns out the monsters are the scientists and others devolved so rock sez the guy in the wall is unsavable and blows him out saying hes dead

hes getting p-ssed and wants to know whats the experiment on and blond says its an archeological dig

brother asks what they were sent to protect and she sez the research thing

she shows a video of em injecting a guy but sez they were never gonna go human things

1 mentions Genesis chapter 9 an we see injected guy in the elcetic hole in the a55 and spazzing out

she sez they can perfect xenogenesis and they were sent to protect the data

doom guy called grimm wants to destroy the research like the maruta claim happened in the alleged unit 731 butrock wants to bring it back

rock sez leave blonde and bro gives her a thing to contact him on

they go through silver halls and somethin got through and theres a system reboots they gotta wait 5 mins, probably needed to update against the users will or consent

oom guy brother nmain guy grimm goes back to sister to get her but she wants to talk about how the skeleton died protecting her kids not eating em and the chromosome made others mental

turns out the disease only affects those with bad dna and genetic psychotic things and they left mars to come to earth to start it on an arc

what is this? Go Nagai? Or Ancient Aliens?

rock goes in the warp things like galaxy quest and it looks like it wit the phlegm clear thing warping him off

hes in the base or w/e and theres a countdown an he wastEs guys

blonde and doom guy get to a place and roc wastes the rest of the survivors in the quarentine or base or w/e

the younger soldier finds a family of women and children and comes back to find wheel guy saying not to ice him and he has no neck wound or sign of inection

kid sez its wrong to ice the innocent an rock wants em iced as he give the orders and kid wont obey

rock blows him out and sez he was disobeying and punished by execution

doom guy has enuff of the rock like me in the 90s and is gonna cap him but wheel man is attaced by a sasquatch thing and slammed on the table

all h-ll breaks loose and the last soldiers fight the devolved zombie guys running into gunfire

they get past the phase barrier and close it but blackasauer gets dragged through the floor and rock through the phase wall

blonde gets borther i think back and he's all f'd up so she treats him and he sez to detonate the place after getting out

she wants to give him the chromosome thing  like its the 2020s and the gov wants you devolve but he dont want it

he relents and gives her his gun saying 1 in the heart 1 in the head an she injects him thinking it'll evolve him as he's a good guy

is this like the golden crystal in sailor moon super s how the unworthy are burned away in greenfire?

he gets better and heals and we get a cool 1st person thing of him taking guys out like house of the dead in 1 shot but really edited

hes digvolved into bada55

this is the best part of the movie

wheel guy evolve into a maggot dog thing and eats him don but he has another guy and beats it with a chainsaw on its wheel back then shotguns it

he gets to a room and there a living wall like contra pulsating in the famicom version

he gets to his sister whos alive and rock is there who iced all the survivors even the kids

quarintine is over and rock/doom guy fight with his last bfg shot being dodged and doom guy having half a clip

they get to a big blue room kinda like demolition man or the mortal instruments city of bones and roc tries a sneak attack but doom uy saw it comming and went around to fire on him

after lurking around rock break trough glass, sez semper fi and they fist fight/wwf fight/power rangers fight

doom guy get roc caught in metal but he breaks out like the hulk and bends steel on his arm to fight with

they fight and rok stabs doom guy through the hand with the metal so he uses a warp to send rock who's devolving through the space fold and rips the metal through his hand so he dont go through after rock

then sends a detonater and blows the base then carries his blonde sister out after auto healing like Garlic Jr

then credits like an fps thing

the end

That was pretty cool

good action, actin, music, style and effects

There's good bible refs like the arc and demons ad genetic f ing and cursed bloodlines and eating kids and warp gates an ancient tech

its not trying to be gone with the wind or urotsukidoji but is a action movie with a good sci fi angle

i use to think the roc should've devolved into some cgi monster, but looking at it now I see he was starting to turn and ha he lived, then he'd go yokai sasquatch okama

it has good flow and doesn't drag and doesn't feel as long as it is

its based on a game you cap monsters an this s guys capping monsters so its accurate

whatever people hated about this i didn't get

this is cool

and i don't like fps with getting hit by offscreen guys but do like 1st person dungeon crawlers as you don't gotta react in real time

i liked it and I'm glad I saw it again

For Doom 2 I want it to be revealed the virus was demons and the elevator warp gate to mars was really a inner area of the hollow earth. Doom guy is higher evolved and the gov is reverse engineering him to digivolve the population, but there's too many evil people go are revealed to have demon ancestry so the thing awakened it Doom guy and a group of others who din' urn go into the burning city to waste all the devolved who are various monsters and yokai and oni and you gotta bust em out. Also its a 128 bit run n gun with up to 4 players in a 2d sie scrolling thing like the Toxic Crusaders and Ninja Turtles ps4 games and the rock is back as a building sized monster in the final boss who revived by his brain ragment fusing with the remains o the others in the base and regenerating, and you gotta blow his organs to beat him.

Blood Dolls Review

Noye: I spel direct to vireo

Blood Dolls

this is my review on Blood Dolls from the distant future yea rof 1999(The ye th global civil war ended in Robotech)

Its direcref by one of THEM Charles Band who did Prehysteria!

It start body builder/Christian Nicholas Worth from  Scream Blacula Scream/The Terminal Man/The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!/Darkman, Jodie Fisher rom nothing I saw, openly midget Phil Fondacaro from Return of the Jedi/The Garbage Pail Kids Movie/Willow/B0rdello of Blood/The Polar Express/Land of the Dead/Quantum Leap/Sliders/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Touched by an Angel, Persia White from Last Action Hero/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction/Breaker High, Matt Corboy from Jag/Malcolm in the Middle/Cold Case/The West Wing/Mad TV, an a lot of people not on back door, ais bag, soy boy, beta male, frooty booty, gendrr ofendr, Creator hater, soom bottom, hippie stonervegan peta tree kung fu based on plabts, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia who denies Tartaria but thinks themoon landing was real

i never saw this bfpre but is giving on pluto tv and looks interesting

ater title and cretdis over newspapers of om cr-p an a fake head, we see 2 legal people coming to meet mr travis whos rich and eccenturic

he comes out in a clown make up which is base on fallen angles if you look into clowns and circisus, and guy lawyer bumps into a midget he want to pet

rich guy has a bimbo rock band in a age and 1 shows her nips or a sec

wait the clown guy is the butler and the rich guy is in a ghoul mask an sounds southern confederate

he has the midget turns a knob to zap the bimbos and make em play a song about being dead

travis has dolls the woman sez look racist and he se he is and whines about his name in the papers over a billon doller loss over anti trust cr-p

he has cables wrap around the lawyers hands to chain em to the chair and sez 3 people caused his money issues an he wants em to do something of it, then presses a button an a drill comes up and goes in the guy like a carotoon spaying blood

he takes off his mask and has a tiny head like in beetle uice and sez cr-p i don get cuz hes too quiet

then its night and we see the chic whos Japanese in lacey black undies in a tube he uses to zap be like 2 others who were dolls now, then has midget zap bimbos to play a song

she turns into a doll looking like a bad double dragon cartoon character or evil lynn from he man

at a get together the guys who swidled travis of 1 billion dollers celebrate and travis watches on a spy probe and sees the guy is faking being a dumba55 but is really a genius like bush jr

the swindlers are onna go home and travis is gonna send in the dolls and Japanese doll ha a Rising Sun flag as a skirt as this is imperial Japan b--ch shes gonna go 731 on those maruta but for real for once

this blonde guy gets whipped by a SM chick who sez to use jamming devices and they bought the judge an federal prosecuter they bought off to win the case but both went missing

she thinks Travis iced em and also wacks people like they do and might go for em but they can use i to take out lose ends

The Travis wants toe dolls to go instead o the clown butler who's a bit jealous and the Travis sez clown butler needs a disguise and go after one of the other

in the mansion is this bada55 working out and a swordfish on the fireplace which will probably ice a guy and a guard on a monitor reading a comic and older guard tellin him off for it

da power goes out as does the back up and the security grid is down so bada55 sez call the electric company i hope not on sesame street with Mr Rogers

1 guy fakes being the power company like in monopoly and goes in the gate in a van even though the powers out

fake power guy goes in and the guards clear him and bring him to the basement to b0ne or w/e

btw this is widescreen and colored 90s style

bada55 boss yells at guard for not having the power back yet and the p-mp doll is in his room

he looks like bruce willis had a kid with dann florek

he notices something in there and get attacks by all 3 dolls with Japanese one having 4 arms like Mortal Kombat

he get his head busted by a barbell and 1 guard gets iced by the electric man

1 guard comes in to see boss bada55 dead ad the toys get him

electrictail guy puts on clonw face and sez its good to get out of that costume as he sees his real self as fake like a gender offender or furry

he next day the spy thing like in star wars ep V, blonde guy talks with a blonde chick about a guys being a booty boy and SM chick is listening in on a wire he's got an tells him what to say on an ear piece

oh they meant the boss baa55 who got it and his guards and blonde leaves as sm chick insults him and Travis and clownface listen in an notice he said somethings coming up

sm chic bugged big boss's house that takes a photo every 5 seconds and send sit and they see dolls going across the floor in several fames

clownface shaves the travis whos thinking what did he mean coming up

so a group of guards or w/e are in a elevator and get iced offscreen after the bimbos play

SM chick has blonde guy in SM tied up like its a Go Nagai Manga and whips him saying she knows his office is bugged and she's got dirt on a guy with a young girl but is gonna ice him

she's not known to virgin i mean virgil i think travis and not the Dante's Inferno one and she's a mastermind behind the cr-p lie T R Edwards in Robotech II The Sentinels

the puppets come for the house but a wall of fire blocks em and SM chick wans to meet Travis as he wife of a competitor

p-mp doll gets touched up by virgil and clownface sez they checked the perimeter and found theres no way in besides a full scale thing and virgil or travis or w/e sez they probably planned for dat 2

sm chick comes to meet the travis and Travis sez she don't need 2 be searched as shes not on a suicide mission by body language

he sends clownface to find her vehicle and travis meets her and he sez he thinks her husband, i think blonde guy is admirable and skilled but she thinks he's a buffoonm

he sees husband didnt send her and she asks for a peace as both he/travis might fall and husband knows of the dolls

he sez he's nothing/an emptiness like the never ending story II and a guy sez if u want power, love nothing

he promises not to harm her husband and midget shocks the bimbos to play a song

she drives back saying travis is he most briliant guy she met but the toys were in the tunk

blonde is in a wire sm thing and she seems to be into the travis

she signed all docs to get power and had enuff of him and leaves him in piano wire where the p-mp turns the crank to tighten the wires into him til he bites it

sm chic was watching on a hidden camera like Megatron a follows the dolls on a vector graphics thing and traps em

she contacts travis saying the dolls are after her and he orders em as their creator to leave her but she got it on tape and plays it back for him

she has the toys in a cage and sez shes going back to her maiden name with blonde dead, ms duray, who he knows of that guys trial

she has tape of the dolls at boss bada55's place and him admitting the dolls are his and the dolls and he sez he'd contact her soon

he laments falling for her a bit an her using him and sees he's got nothin to lose

after having midget zap the bimbos again, sm chick talks to dolls saying he's probably planning and to women, surrender is a way of winning, she gets a call and sez she looks forward to see him

the travis tells clowno shes coming here not a public place and wonders if its boldness or a trick

she comes and this is kinda deep and layered like sherlock holmes or death note but worse effects

she sez she came cuz you gotta preserve excellent things and brings his dolls, a vhs of the killing and dolls at boss, and audio tape saying he confessed, and a signed confession saying she iced blonde

but she offers herself to him and he sez he liked the her that was nice, also she's a woman and offers to have his kids and let an idiot b0ne her for 10 years for money

both are smart and can do well teaming up and rule the world as she's the best he'd get

she copied his signature on a marriage licence and if he wants to ice her, do it quick cuz both of em are busy

busy in h-ll, or h e double soviet califonia!

she offers to sell him her cr-p for 1 doller and he dont carry money and clownface has 50s

he gets 1 doller and the travis sez clowno is his religious advisor and an ordained minister and they have a weeding

they get hitched and he takes off his mask to show his tiny gary busey head and has the dolls knock her down and tie her up

he sez his life has no joy and he dont like whats under her mask

he sealed his domain and has poison gas pumped in as everyone but the bimbos and sm chick likes it

Japanese doll frees the bimbos who beat out midget with a guitar and buff sm doll blows the door with a looney toons cartoon bQmn

the bimbo band gets out with the dolls and drives off

then clownface sez hey have another ending besides the girls getting away and others biting it, and he prefers this one

than alternate take has em beat away midget and clowno comes in, opens fire at the ceiling and tells em off

the band plays the wedding march and travis marrys sm chick then for the kiss, sees his small head and isn't grossed out

she wanted to hate him but sees he's more than a man an both are marvels/monsters and meant for each other

she loves him being a monster and more than a man and kisses his tiny head

now the world really has someyhing to fear

then credits to a 90s song as we see the actor names over clips of em like SpaceBalls

on set sarah geller, like buffy?

post production don adams, like Inspector Gadget?

marketing steve blum, the digimon malcontent?

The End

That was actually not bad

Its a cheap direct to video movie, but had some good parts

The story was good and both protagionist and antagionist are bad guys

its smart people going after each other and has some good ideas

yea the effects are cheap and its a bit cr-ppy

but its not trying to be Gone With The Wind or Birth Of A Nation

For what it was, i liked it

Its better than it should be

its got that late 90s feel like System Crash on YTV and good music

The blonde genius with a devolved head is like T R Edwards in Robotech II The Sentinels and his game of wits is not bad

Glad I saw this one, its actually pretty good an is better than you'd think if you look deeper

Oh and its connected to the Demonic Toys franchise but I think its not a sequel or w/e

For Blood Dolls 2 I want it to follow the good ending and the evil couple is gaining shares in companies to take over and control the media to make their puppet candidate win and rule from the shadows, also they have a new group of dolls they send to wack those who get close to the truth. Its also a 128 bit game on Sega Dreamcast, PS2 Xbox and GameCube where you play as the puppets and go on missions to ice people.