Note: I spelly Loonie
The Balloonatic
This is my review on The Balloonatic from the distant future year to Yagyu Jubei of 1923 (100 years before Robotech II The Sentinels)
Its directed by Buster Keaton who did Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./The Navigator/Seven Chances/Go West/The General/The Cameraman/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Frozen North/The Electric House, and also doreceetec by Edward F. Cline who did The Scarecrow/The Frozen North/Captain January/The Electric House.
It stars Buster Keaton from Coney Island/he Scarecrow/The Frozen North/The Balloonatic/Our Hospitality/Sherlock Jr./even Chances/he General/he Cameraman/Sunset Boulevard/Around the World in 80 Days/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/The Twilight Zone/Steamboat Bill Jr/The Elctric House, Phyllis Haver from Don Juan 1926, and extra thicc Babe London from The Snake Pit.
I never saw this b4 but buster is usually great and its one of his last films before getting into feature length ones.
After title and some crdits we hear or rather read its summer afternoon at an anmusement park
buster goes around a haunted house and finds a skleton in a coset, which might be real as this was right after ww1
He opens another door and its full of smoke with a guys feet visible
He opens a ouble doors but is gonna bust woever coms out with a statue but a big dragon thing comes out and in and he jumps back and falls in atrap door
he was in the house of trouble and falls out the front on a slide on his a55 that as never b0ned
this chubby chic comes by and gts a ticet then goes in and buster waits for her to come pooping out the chute
brad walks by and e tries to look tough but she don't ant him and walks on
he forgot about the fat chick and se slides dowb an gets him in the head with her thicc a55
she gets up and goes back in ater getting another ticet
buster runs off and comes across a woman wanting to cross a puddle but is too devolved to step in or over it
so buster puts his coat down and a car runs over it and drives off with the chick
he gets his coat on and sees a dame going to the old mill and goes after her and in he same boat next to her
they go in this tunnel and he comes out all beat uo and i think he tried b0ning her and he didn't consent
she gets in a car and drives off as the gaijin areas in the 21st century dont let women do what 1900s America can
Buster goes to a balloon and some monopoly guy looking heteroes are there
buster takes off a sand bag but a big guy puts it bac and buster is given a triangle flage to put on something
he goes up and this guy gets in the balloon basket and the balloon takes off but the basket floor comes off and i goes up w/o him
buster puts the thing on the balloon top somehow and didn't notice he took off and stands up, look around and climbs down to the basket but didn't notice its bottomless and nealy falls in
he spazzes out ad climbs in and hangs on and we fae out and in to him cleaning something but i think he drops the soap and not like in jail
he lowers duck decoys like duck dynasty with those kind loving rednecks and that makes soviets like morrisey think its murder to eat meat even though most animals do it
he gets a shotgun or rufle andfires but i think hits the balloon and it falls and he's in a tree with an fd balloon
he makes some ind of camp and has a canue in III segments like a human centipede and ties it together with rope, which won't keep out water
the mill chick is there and he should've went with the fat one, and mill hic is fishing
buster goes in the river and fishes with a rod and not his footlong b0ner and goes too deep but not in the a55 and nearly is swept off
he comes out of the water an does a handstand and the water barfs out of his pants
he goes back and casts his line bur it goes over a branch and gets him in his virgin a55 and hm pulling it flips him in the water
he goes to a long piece of land in the river and tries dipping a rope in the water to catch fish but it dont work and he walks in the water to move the fish
chick sees a fish go by and catches it in a net but i think they used a dead one
she goes up but the net breaks and it goes back in the river and she catches it with her hands like a ninja
buster chases fish into a no exit water thng and blocks it with rocks
chick goes out in a 20s swim suit thats not a sling bikini like in Mazinkaiser and buster built a rock wall and grabs fish to put in his basket but its gt a hole in its a55 and the fish fall out
eventually he notices the same fish keept being grabbed and he checks the basket and throws it on the floor to litter, he worst crime, worse than soviets breeding man ad ape
buster puts fish in his clothes but some bite him or w/e and he puls em out
evenully the roc wall busts and flushes hm down like a t-rd in the pipes
cick jumps in the water but lands on bustr who was right there, as a thing on the fat chick landing on him so it could crunch together into a huma centipede
they meet and her b00bs are man which is Japanese for her nips are pointy and shes mad too
buster gets on land and she throws rocks at him as he flops his legs in rubber pants
later he goes canoeing and his cr-p mobuile canue breaks apart so he snaps it back together like a mode kit
chick cooks fish on a bbq or something and buster catches a fish sitting in his canue with a pole and using a tennis racket as a net
he puts straw in the boat and lights a fire to cook it like he's beavis and butthead and puts the fish between 2 rackets over a fire
the canue is called the Minnie tee hee ad the racket bursts into flame and he drops the fish in the flame and laves the fire burning
eventually his oat is leaking and he uses hi straw hat to scoop out water
chick has coffee but its too hot and she blows steam out her mouth and throws the coffee away
buster tries the canue again and sees a rabbit and goes out of the water with his legs out the bottom like a Halloween costume and i remember this clip but didn't know ts from thism nor did i see it coming
he pulls a gun and sees the bunny has babies and spares it
and the mom is white but the babies are brown, like university girls
buster goes back to the river from whence it came and reads a magazine but goes over a waterfall and flips so his lets are out the canue going backwards
chick sees the legs spazzing out and throws a rope to him but its da whole rope and not 1 end
the canue lands at the shore and buster seems to not need air like mario or vector man and she goes to flip the canoe but no ones in it and the legs are rubber pants
sje looks around and he come out from under her for the third thing andflips her
they get out of the water and later made modifications on the canue to be a fancier thing
chk is by a rock thing and this long horn bull or steer like rockos modern life is looking at her and might wanna b0ne her
buster gets a gun but throws it down and tries swimming but i only an inch deep
he gets the gun and crosses the river like Moses and fires but it j-zzes water on her which can be edited to look like he blasted his goo on her
he fires again and it poops out a flaming t-rd that blasts smoke and what kinda gun is this!?
buster fiddles with the gun and it poos aother smoking flame thng and chick got tite of waiting and grabs the bill by the horns and not the sh-ts
buster comes out but nor like bac door ba rock and his butt buddy big mike and sees her wrestl the animal to the ground
she could do it the whole time and wanted hm to do ll the work for her
women, they do that
he goes by some boulders and wants buster chaplin to get over here and he runs off eventually
as he walks off a big black bear comes by him and follows him
se chops down a tree and it fall on her and shes pinner
buster sees a squirrel and cawls to it with the bear on his a55
chick sees and i think it was someone elsewho got a tree on him
as buster is gonna cap the squirrel, which would blow it apart like a dog in a microwave, this orher big black bar comes oyt an he backs away
he raises his gun like a clb and busts 1 bears hwad an it makes the gun go off and blow out the other one
he rolled a 20
so he sits on the bear and don't notice for a bit but gets up and sees it a bear and freaks out
after checking it and seeing its dead, he walks bak to thechock and stomps around masculinly
the clubbed bear gets up and comes or em and buster leans ack in fear but on her and she thinks he's being romantic
they take off in the fancied up boat and i think bears can swim so they're gonna get it
remember grizzley rage? tat movie was a55 an so bad its good
so they think they got away but see the bear on the shore and not pauly or pauly D an he plays a ukulele
theres a big drop waterfall and hey go over but float in the air as its equipped with a balloon and they float off
the front and back fall off the anue as a ef to the human centipede 001 andthey enoy being together
the end
that was pretty good
not suoper epic but had some good gags and i didn't expect some of the results
goo direction and fiming
nice acting and evn the animals di well
buster used good skill in sme things lik the hand stand
the chick was well done and i didn expect the ening
its a silid film and only 26 mins
I've seen better but this wasn't bad
For The Balloonatic 2 I want them to be in the air and find a hidden air kingdom of grasshopper people and try yo escape from the aero city by using vaudeville moves. Also its a 16 bit beat em p on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where 1 player is buster and the other is the chick and you fight the sky people and their hybrid slaves and ancient tech warriors that are light to stay in the sky kingdom so they break when hit.
