Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier Review

 Note: I spell wild

Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier

This is my revuiew ion Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier from the dutant future year to Jefferson Davis of 1955 (50 years before Transformers The Movoe)

Its directal by Norman Foster who did nothing I saw

It stars Fess Parker from Thunder Over the Plains/Old Yeller, Buddy Ebsen from The Wizard of Oz/Breakfast at Tiffany's/60-s The Twilight Zone/The Beverly Hillbillies/King of the Hill, William Bakewell from All Quiet on the Western Front/The Bat Whispers/Gone with the Wind/Beyond Tomorrow/The Fabulous Dorseys, Basil Ruysdael from The Violent Men/Blackboard Jungle, Pat Hogan from Arrowhead, Mike Mazurki from Rope of Sand/Samson and Delilah/50s Dark City/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Gilligan's Island/60s Batman/I Dream of Jeannie/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford Files, Hans Conried from The Great Dictator/50s Peter Pan/50s The Woody Woodpecker Show/Sleeping Beauty/The Bullwinkle Show/Gilligan's Island/the 70s Horton Hears a Who!/Dr. Seuss on the Loose/Halloween Is Grinch Night/Oh, G=d! Book II/The Trolls and the Christmas Express, Don Megowan from noting i saw, Helene Stanley from 50s Cinderella/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Sleeping Beauty/One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Kenneth Tobey from The Thing from Another World/Seven Ways from Sundown/Airplane!/The Howling/GremlinsBig Top Pee-wee/Gremlins 2: The New Batch/Honey, I Blew Up the Kid, Nick Cravat from Airport, and a bucnha guys i never saw or aint on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booth, nanana crammer, leaky butt, beta male, soy boy, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia who didn't tell of Davy Crockett meeting a Sasquatch and thinks ki isn't real but global warming is.

I never saw this but its made of several eps of the serisz by Disney

after widescreen credits in good 0s color and a song of davey crockket  we hear that hes out hunting and is in enemy terf as they ae low on supplies and theysend out some guys to find him

the scouts find him fighting a bear ofcreen and he wastes it with a knife and brings it back to feed the people even though they can give you brain worms

he was trying to smile it dead and worked it on coons and got em to surrender to let him ice it like with Kenshiro and the tiger making it submit to him

so they send davy out to scout the enemy like a ailor scout and he tells the army guys to check their gunpowder and not make sounds

the commander wants to go on the teail anddavy advuises against it as thy are fighting Indians and they go off with davy on his way but davy sees Indians coming and davy hides

davy knows which Indian it is andleaves his horses to do ninja mvies and finds the Indian he knew having got the whole tribe to unite against the Ameircans

davy and friend ride to the major and use the owl call but only find a real owl and later finds the army isattacked by red men

davy and his homie save the men by running aorudn and faking being a lot of people and the reds leave thinking they were outnumbered

dave the slave owner goes to camp and tells the general and they eturn and take out a few red gaurds before general ses for volunteers to attack and the regulars wuill take em out

a chief with a buffaly hat sees omething and the volunteers outta univofomre attack and its a melee with smoke coviering the battlefield like Birth Of A Nation and davey gets his head beat in my a stone hammer of the buffalo head

the reds swarm and brush through the regulars and escape and davey survived with the reds having lost a lot of men

so the forces are gonna go after the chief redsticksand davy wants to leave as he was only signed on for 60 days and the military dont want him gone as it would ruin the troops morale

the army is gonna cannon hm but h walks by em and called their bluff and returns home as music and song plays like sleepy hollow and mr toad

davy returns and his homie smooches davy's wife as repayment for aving davey and she smooches him back when she hears

so davey is wih hisportuguesde loking wife and finds hes gonna go back to the military

they we egtta song and davey returns to tennesse or w/e and finds general Jackson is out and meets general Norton who made the anti virus who sez the reds hi in a swamp and none of his men who went out came back

davy ants to go out but general dont wanna rik him so davy goes anyway and wait is florida and they find some clues and scope out the area of a lake

davys homie gets knocked out with a stne axe to the head but the reds take him back to probably be skinned alive and lit on fire

davy beats a gator nd i dont mean j=rkin off his footlong and its clearly different footage of the gator and the davy

davy finds his homie about to gbe lit on fire but not skinned and takes out 1 but talks with em about having peace and if they keep fighting theyd be wiped out and redstick is a cr-ppy leader

redsticn don't believe him so davy challenged him to a bey battle i mean tomahawk match and they fight wich fevolves into mma and redstink stracngles him but eh gets out

retick has an axe and davy trys miling him down but it dont work and redsticnk swings and gets it stuck in a tree and davy overpowers him

davy sez to listen to reason and trust him but red man says gov lie(which is true) but davy dont and tells him of the Bile Thou Shalt Not Kill and wins over the tedcikyt

so dacvey goes back to his fam for the winter and after that, goes off to find land and the war is over i think of 1812

they travel a far way and see nature footage of bears thats clealy different and goes to register a claim

the guy they need for it has to judge a shooting match and this guy named big foot m=5Qn is the best and is kind of a sore a55

bigfoot fires and is equal to davey whos actually taller than him and round 2 is close for bigfoot but davey got 2 shots in 1 hole and won lie yugioh

davey goes to register his claim and the town guy is amazed he's Davy Corckett and sez that bigfoot is f ing with the red man and running em off the land the gov gave em, which is stealing and has a commandment against

the town head wants Davey to be magistrate and take on bigfoot and davey has to make his cabin before winter for his fam to live in

while making it he and his homie see something and loom and find its a bunch of reds whos land was stolen by some guy

davy takes on the job of magistrate and goes to big foot in the red house and tells bigfoot the reds are people too with rights, unlike soviet canada where they are segregated in a tier system as tiers are for queers

bigfoot challenges himto a fight and when losing uses sand in the face and kicks him when down but they fgt on with bigfoot tryin to mash his head with a stick

as dacey beats the gay oyutta bigfoot, the red man caps a guy trying to j fk him and they stop and davey takes bigfoot in

so the town improves as bigfoot is locked up and the people want him to run for congress and the baddz are gonna send bigfoot to run and only Davy Crocket can stop em

the peple dance and ceebrate as they dont got dat criminal b0ning em dead ith his long cirvidsimsed parts

davy geta word his woman bit it from fever and his kids are cared for by his suster inlaw and davey takes time to feel and we ge a song

davey goes up and gives a speech being honest like The Donald and not like a politician and the people like it

his foe is a politician and the people want an honest man and Davy wins and goes up to the hill and general Norton goes up to see him

Norton sez general Jackson wants to be prez and hes a bada55 and nees davys help

davy goes yo meet bada55 Jackson and has a book of stories of Dacy Cr9ckett thats not real and Davy is the most famous man in Tennessee and was made by his friend

Jackson wants crocket to run forcongress as he can trust him and not another politician and he'd work for the people like wuith Trump

Davey wins and goes to work dressed in his Wildman outfit and meets his homie who made the storiesand is glad to see him but now he has to live up to em

in congress hes introduced andmaks a speech thats fun and jokes of his exploits like chuck Norris and sez how he's gonna say whats worth saying and is loved

later he talks with Jackson of how politics is harder than fighting reds and half as fun and they need to get more land for America

later davy is calledto go on a tour to help 2nd term Jackson ad some want davy as president

in phildelphia where tom hanks got b0ned by an aids bag, he talks of his gun andhow he dont cap animals but night shoot the moon

his homie tells him Norton sent hm oput so they could do the Indian bill while hes out and he races back and slugs out Norton for betraying him

davy goes in andgives a speech and sez the country has to grow but not at the expence of their principals adnd the elites who are gonna make money off it and oppress the reds and break their word and is the cogress's fault this even was considered and he shouldn't ave missed o many meetings

later they hear Texas need help and meet a eurotrash guy who wants davey to help him get somewhere

they go off and find commanche andescape em and latwr get buffalo meat but i was looking up actors from Degrassi on their cr0-ppy gender offender wiki

oh theres a red man with em andhe speaks with davey with gestures

turns out he never got a scalp o caugt a beffao and ran into em but was in war partys andwill leade em

davy finds some mexicoes and hars santa anna took over Texas and the Texans are in the alamo

they left out him meeting a sasquatch who told him not to go. this is erasure o sasquatch culture and representation, hate crime

they get chased by some Mexicans i think and get to the alamo whered te Texasns fire on the mexicos to save him

they get in andmeet jim bowie who's got aids or something and thinks they are outmanned and this fort is the last chance to stop santa anna as Huston is gathering his forces

they need davy to boost the troops sprits and he sez he's half horse half alligator and a bit snapping turtle, which sounds like a TMNT action figure or Beast Wars Fuzor

so santa anna calls a truce and sent a messaenger and the note se surrender or get iced like the mus lims do at churches in the cr-ppy contrie

a battle bbreaks out andcannons bust the walls bt not the Texns Jin and4ays later no oe bi it yet as Davy believes God sides with America

eurotrash  plays a game of shells and pea and wins food but a red guide wins his food from him

davy' homie sez they are outta ammo and aid aint coming and davy knew since day 1 as bowe said not to tell anyone

homie goes to bwie to wait i'm not sure it is and offers to go for help

he goe and his name is russel lie in stickin around andthe people in the alao see at night

2 days later davy worrys of him but its 100 miles ut, so if he goes 100 mph he gets there in 1 hour

cannons bust the base but day harambe'd a few Mexicans at thecannon

russel homie returns and sez they ain getting help and he didn't wanna leave em

davey merts nowie who wishes they met sooner and bowe is moved outside to tell the people they aint getting help and are fighting 5000 men

a line is cut in the ground and stayers cross it and they all cross even the eurotrash who leaned the value of America like Tommy Wiseau

as they ait for the last day davy sings a sing and plays on n insrumet guitar and its nceand soothing and has feels

the mexicos attack wirh ladders butn are forced back and the next day the nexicos swarm at em and ue cannons ad ladders

if only the Amerians had Acid tomelt thoe monsters like in Sailor Moon

so the red duide got it and the mexicoes swatm in and take out eurotrash and russel butut he hits the cannon andblows out mexicoes

bowie firesat the mexicoes swarming in and bowie knifes em as they take him out

davy goes out fighting like a true Mongolian warrior and we get a song honoring his sacrifice and we see the ourney diary of davy crocett and sez for independence 1836

the end

that was great

positive despite being dark, like sailor moon

good music and action

wholesome but bada55

well acted and a nice homey 50s thing like ichebod and mr toad

i like the songs and theres good matte paintings and its pro America as a good place of honor and right

Much better than 21st century Disney hating on freedom and siding with degenerates

But what would the rea Davy Crokket think?

Davy: Waoh! Moving pictures?! What wuitchcraft is this?!

Nowadays They'd try to make him look like a bad guy for fighting the reds and mexicoes

although they wleft out his occult group and slave owning, but still he did cool things

its a good movie that makes you feel good

I'm glad I saw it

For Davy Crockett: King Of The Wild Frontier 2 I want it to be about his kids going on an adventure and meeting the sasquatch that warned him not to go to Texas and they have to fight a new sasquatch king in the hollow earth whos rising up and will take over the human realm if it wins. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as one or boh of Davy's kids and fight in a wirrd la blue girl inner world with various areas like a beach bu the inner sea or fungi forest or high tech city and gotta take on sasquatch and ancient horrors and dinosaurs to sly the evil king.

The Quiet American Review

 Note: i spell quietly good

The Qiet American

This is my revuiew on The Quiet American from the diatant future year of 2002(A year before Astro Boy)

Its directed by Phillip Noyce who did Clear and Present Danger/The Bone Collector/Rabbit-Proof Fence

It stars Michael Caine frop Zulu/The Eagle Has Landed/The Swarm/Monty Python's The Meaning of Life/Jaws: The Revenge/Dirty Rotten Scoundrels/On Deadly Ground/Miss Congeniality/Austin Powers in Goldmember/Batman Begins/Children of Men/The Dark Knight/The Dark Knight Rises/Interstellar/Dunkirk/A Bridge Too Far, n Fraser from Encino Man\Airheads\George of the Jungle\Gods and Monsters\Blast from the Past\Looney Tunes: Back in Action\The Simpsons\King of the Hill/The Whale, Do Thi Hai Yen from nothing i saw, Rade Šerbedžija frim 97 The Saint/1998 Mighty Joe Young/Stigmata/Space Cowboys/EuroTrip/Batman Begins/2005 The Fog/Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows – Part 1/X-Men: First Class/Taken 2, Tzi Ma from RoboCop 2/Rush Hour/Million Dollar Arm/The Cosby Show/Law & Order/JAG/American Dad!/The Beast/Star Wars Resistance, Robert Stanton, possible relation to Maxfield, fromA League of Their Own/Dennis the Menace/Mercury Rising/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods/ the games manhunt and bully, Holmes Osborne from Donnie DarkoCheaper By the Dozen 1 from the 00s/Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, and some guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, banana cramer, monkey junkie, gender offender, aids bag, cripple nipple, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, Wikipedia which thinks guy wanting to be girls is normal but guys with an amputation fetish isn't.

its based on a book by Graham Greene that i never read abd was previously filmed in the 50s

After logos and credits we see Asian faces in a montage over fire and then caine talks about nam and its 52 I think and it smells there, but theres a war or something

after title and monologue we hear there was a quiet American and he's dead and we se the body and its brendon fraiser who he knew

a Frenchie sez he wa a lot of trouble yto em as the frenchies ruled the viet nam in the 50s and lead to them going commie

Caine tells a viet nam girl brendon eas wacked by stabbing like how gain go after Ameri cans and brits and Japanese

then a frashack to him meeting fraiser whos with the papers and talks how caine used to be in the field about the viet nam fighting the French for independence, but theviet nam are commies so both sides are bad

fraiser sees a iet nam woman and later talks with caine of reedom but caine sezif the nams vte they bring in the evil ho chi min

they hear a grenade and latercaine goes back to his hotel anftalks with an Asian about a message to get the paper stories and caine decides togo look for a story in some part of nam

in a bedroom caine b0nes his vet nam woman and then goes to dinner with him and bendon andbrendon speaks French

1 guy wants to go to the house of 500 girls like the house of 1000 corpses but both are used for b0ning

caine and gf go to a place full of chicks and brendon has em crawling on him as he tries to get away as he dont wanna b0ne some aids bag and is like a foot taller than em

caine and chick save him and he dances with her and she sez her name means phoenix and tests his Vietnamese but he knows not it

chick shows her suster who is said to be the monst beautiful woman in Saigon like ms Yvonne in pee wees playhouse and after she goes they talk of her helping brendon

later brendon sez she was a dancer in this place and came from a good fam but her dad bit it and she needed work

bendon thinks she was a step above the h00kers but caine sez not

later caine smokes drugs and tells his woman he's got a letter from soviet London to return to his power confined and theyd cut off his money

she wats to go back to soviet London with him and wants caines wife to divorce him but caine sez she wont

so he goes north on a boat to try to get a story to stay in the third world woth his gf and hears how cr-ppy it is up there

then on a boat up the rivers a55 came brendon whofollowed em and hry come across a village of bodies after the commies got em

but commies dot kill towns people there and somethings up

brendon wants to do something that'll help the people and is given a gun in case the commies get em as i guess they are like apache

as enemy shells fire brendon sez he wanted to protect the chick and has love at 1st sight and save her from becoming a h00ker andcaine sez his wife would never divorce and he can't marry her

when caine wakes up later he finds a note saying brendon left for aigon or w/e and won't leave til caine returns

caine goes from the battle field andtheres a swarm of viet nams in defence mode and he wants to write a story on te village that got iced

there's some kinda parade and a general is coming by

caine sees brendon who has a dog thats gonna eind uo bbqd and calls it duke

brendon sez how the chick can't marry caine and when with him cant marry a viet nam man and chick comes in

brendon offers to be her man and loves her even though shes been b0ning Michael caine and caine gets p-ssed

brendon is offered opium but he sez no to drugs and leaves

caine sends word to his wife he wants her to divorce him and hears that the story worked but the papers blamed the commies as the media is lies

a viet nam he works with offers to have him go where the Cambodian boarder where people hot iced and he goes there as his London times job to interview the general

he meets brendon whos there and thers soliers and big weapons around

caine interviews a guy working for the general and hears the general  broke off from French and commies and formed a third faction like in gundam seed

when ciane asks too much the general stands up and goes tyo hm and  yells and leaves after ciane asks if the general attacked that place he found the bodies

wait in think its not the general r hes another general and ciane sez for fraiser to watch out and the guy is working for general tei or w/e

as caine and freiser drive at night they run outta gas and think a b=gger siphoned it off, and he might mean sodomite

caine goes to a tower to ask for gas and eventually has gainin with guns at him and asks in French for him and brendon to stay the night but is told its not allowed

i think they get to stay and they talk about the chicks and what they do and i think its his wife he means

caine ez u start lusty and it gets worse and if he lost the chick it would be the start of his end

theres battle sounds at night and caine sez theres 30-40 towers to saigin and they hit 2 a ngiht but then they look down and see the viet kong

brendon gets his mummy on and jump 20 feet, which f'd his knee and made him get fat, an caine jumps and f'd his leg and they escape as the tower blows like THEY did in 20 01

after trippy dreams hes saved and gets back to Saigon and sees chick dancing and they lay in bed kissing on the mouh like animals or teens

caine got a letter from his wife and hides it as brendon comes in and sez the sister got hurt with americans

caine sez his wife agreed to divorce him and they celebrate his adul t ree and betrayal and it seems good

later the chicks and brendon confront him saying they read the letter and saw his woman didn't agree to leave him and he lied and wife sez he always had women and this one will be sad after he dumps her in soviet England

they leave and his woman tells him get f==ked i mean get lost and caines aisan homie gives him a leade on the generals thing where he exports and they go there

then 2 of the generals goons catch em and he sez hes a friend of the general and his Asian homie sez the brits drin too much and they escape b4 they get b0ned dead

he gets hoem and sees his womans clothes are gone and goes to the office and makes a non graphic scene about brendon and is using a cane as its the caine and Michael cane and goes to the bathroom to cry ad probably j=rk off and cut himself

in his place, brendon talks with chick and shows pictres aof places and she sez her friends bfs ditched em at airports but brendon sez that wont happen to em

brendon goes to see michel caine and ciane is b-chy and brendon wants to marry her at his home as mixed race marriage is accepted in 1950s America

caine asks about the chemical he saw exported and is told its for glasses and caine tells him to ditch the lace and bring chick with him and live

at a cafe in silence for a while, caine eats and senses something snf then the are blows and he looks around in slo mo for a while and eventually friaser comes

later caine stands looking out the window bleeding and hears 30 dead and maybe 20 more soon and caine talks of a woman and a baby she covered with her hat and other people who got it

caine puts it togetehf and find the Americans wer egiving the general with plastics that can be used to blow things and  works for the gov like ba rocks dad b=n l=d=n

his homie sez he can get him to see the general i think and has a signal of rading a book in the window if he agrees

caine writes a typewriter note to brendon and brendon plays pyle liek gomer and goober and this is around the same time as andy Griffith

brendon somes after getting the letter with his dog and they talk and find generals original target was a military thing

brendon reveals he suspected general was gonna try to ice caine and how America gave support to the French to stop the commies and they are gonna use the attack to make the commies look bad like after 20 01 with da gov and the French are too canya66 to stop the commies

caine tries to get brendon to not side with the general and use his love with the chick but he has a mission to do and caine seez the guys take their orders from brendon

he gets the book and stands by the window and s reads a poem and brendon sez we can disagree and be friends and invites him to dinner

freiser comes by with his dog and 4 viet nam guys come after himhe fights em off and runs but as h tries to escape, caines homie shanks him with a bowie knife

caine covered it by having an ameircan talk to him about his polio son and his homie escapes on a bike as hes a poof

later this inspector Frenchie checks with caine who went fo dinner with brendon and asked for a table for 1 not 2

caine sez Frenchie knows he didn't do brendon and there  war on, people bite it every day

at the nightclub or w/e cane asks chick to dance and she dont wanna but does anyay

he has her bf iced and tried to take her, what a sleeze

he wants to take her elsewhere and sez he's not leaving here and wait he wants her to come back to him an they hug

so he assassinates a good man and gets away with it thengets the gril? is this the bad ending like in breathe of fire?

the chick, who looks lie 16 but Asians dont age still misses him and caine sez sorry but covers it aying eh feels like he otta say it and she sez never to me

then he goes on saying u understand some of nam when you come here and live the rst

then brendon fraiser comes in and blows off caines arms with a shot gun sayin "i knew you'd have me wacked so i sent a body double" and puts the gun in caines mout and says "see you in h-ll mother f--ker!"and blows his head apart liek in species 2!

jk really he writes a typewriter thing and then we see newspaper headlines of how things devolved wih nam cuz of this

the end

is this the bad ending?

America has to clean up the frenchies mess as they are oo cadnya66 to handle things

maybe they can save Canada from the French infestation they've had for years?

if only we sided with zee kaiser, then the frnechies would be over

this came out after THEY did the t QVV ers and pentagram draGon so it has echoes of the time eriod

good acting and goodv reveal with brendon being an America hero fighting the reds and Michael chrichton or w/e tryig to stop him

looking back, commies have iced FAR more than Humans did

good acting and nice drama and the music and filming and effects are good

its a well made movie and its not often the bad guy wins

and its probably not connected to the Quiet Man by John Ford and John Wayne who did The Green Berets where Ameria went to clean up the mess the French left

For The Quiet American 2 I want it to be the 60s and l b j is starting his war on the viet kong. caine and his woman and their hybrid kids escape to live in the jungle but get caught by a pack of viem nam sasquatch yokai and 1 by 1 get picked of and eaten alive as they scream, and caine ditches them to save his saggy a55 regretting having stopped brendon as had he not, ths might not have happened. Also its a 16 bit top down game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as a sasquatch and ty to catch the family members and viet kong soldiers like the tg16 batman.

The Lonely Man Review

Note; i speel like a man with man  of not lone braincells

The Lonely Man

this is my review on The Lonely Man from the distant future year to Thomas Dixon of 1957(50 years before transformers American season 4)

Its directed by Henry Levin who did the 50s Journey to the Center of the Earth/The Wonderful World of the Brothers Grimm/the 1965 Genghis Khan

It stars closet Slav Jack Palance from Shane/Arrowhead/Kill a Dragon/80s Batman/City Slickers/The Swan Princess, faithless aids bag male feminist Anthony Perkins from the Psycho movies and that cereal commercial, Neville Brand from Kansas City Confidential/the 60s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn/Birdman of Alcatraz/Cahill U.S. Marshal/The Ninth Configuration/the 60s The Twilight Zone, closet he broo Robert Middleton from Gold of the Seven Saints, Elisha Cook Jr. from Sergeant York/then40s The Maltese Falcon/The Big Sleep/Shane/The Indian Fighter/House on Haunted Hill/One-Eyed Jacks/Rosemary's Baby/Blacula/60s Star Trek/ALF, Claude Akins, not Spottiswoode Aitken, from From Here to Eternity/Joe Dakota/60-s Inherit the Wind/The Rifleman/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Eerie, Indiana, Harry Shannon, not Maxfield Stanton, from Citizen Kane/Tulsa/The Jackie Robinson Story/The Violent Men/Touch of Evil, Lee Van Cleef from Kansas City Confidential\The Lawless Breed\Joe Dakota\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\How the West Was Won\For a Few Dollars More\The Good, the Bad and the Ugly\Escape from New York\The Rifleman\The Andy Griffith Show/The Road To Denver/A Man Alone, James Bell from I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang/I Walked with a Zombie/Blood on the Sun, Adam Williams from the 50s The Twilight Zone, Denver Pyle from Ride Clear of Diablo/The Alamo/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/The Dick Van Dyke Show/Bonnie and Clyde/Cahill U.S. Marshal/the 90s movire Maverick, John Doucette from Outpost in Morocco/The Texas Rangers/The Robe/River of No Return/Destry/The Big Land/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Patton/Big Jake/True Grit, Paul Newlan from The Hunchback of Notre Dame/the 40s/The Three Musketeers/David and BathshebaThe Lawless Breed/Demetrius and the Gladiators/Naked Alibi, 16 tona singer and occult secret mrmberTennessee Ernie Ford, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, beta male, gender offender, hippie vegan stoner petatree kung fu based on planbts wkipedia who thinks global arming is real but not Abraham or Isaac.

I never saw this b4 but its on grit and they got good stuff

after credits to widescreen andb/w with a song andritle, we hear these guys saying to jack called king wait its not he plays a cripple, i thin, that this gut gbacked out and he gets b--chyand carbes a big a55 billet and sez a guy put it a haslf inch by his heart

the sherrif meets a guy who was out for a while and the guy is violence jack palence who meets tony perkins who isn't full of aids yet and sez hes tonys dad

tony splashes booze in his face and walks out as many queers dont like their dads and gets on a horses a55 to drive off as dad asks about mom

tony shows him a crevasse and sez she jumped but he blanmes dad for it for being a killers woife and wishes it was dad

later tony sez he counts money at the bank as work and at tony's place has a picture of his mom

oh mother what have you done?!

dad offers him money but tony dont want it and would rather go with the devil than him and is too bitte and butt hurt and not from b0ning

tony sez he wants dad to think of mom and realizing he looks like her, goes weith him but not to seduce him but to remind him of her, at least i hope

he gets a picyture and sez he has all he wants and dad throws a lamp and burns the place like in FMA

cripple practiceshis gunwork andshows a White hat guy tricks of having a 2nd shooter to take the dad out like with those lusty Irishmen in the 60s

palance and gay tony come by a place with a scot blacksmith and stanle and offers to but ut but was caught y 2 gunmen and sent outta town as they dont want gunfighters in town

after crossing a wastelandthey camp in it andson is spazzing outand dad gvesx him his coat despite being cold himself

dad hears a cyote and kicks sand on the fire and gets him to have medical help

at this farm a blonde greets him and tonyu walks off and falls and jack carrys him in like an alpha male slav

jack sez h=tonys his won and blonde never knew he had a son but jack se he only came to help his son and gave her the place

she finds he had a wife and thats why he didn't mary her and later a scuzzy guy comes in saying hes tired of being run outta town

hes ben like uncle ben from the spider man and the rce and blone wants himto run the ranch and hes hiding out and used to catch wild horses with dad anddad knows bens up to something

tony gets b--chy again and sez hes kill them for mentioming his mom as he's ttally a balanced non devoved human

keep my moms name, oyutta yo butt f--kin mouth!!!!

later tony wants t leave and blonde tries to help him see the eror of his ways but he sez he only feels sorry for her kind an she sez run as its better for jack is he leaves

bitter and not wanting to help dad, he stays cuz hes a butt hurt monkey

crippel has a dr look at him and sez to rest anddon't wanna wait for jack butwhen 1 guy sez what about his girl, he gets his irish up and sez "she aint his girl" but another guys ez she no ones guirl

so the ben jack adn chick go after this white horse like in the lilian gish movie the win andits an epc chase across the dbz wastelands but i think it got away

chick drinks from a river and tony sez shes closer to his age than dad and she sez she 1000 years older than her so i assume shes a yokai and jack is a man and tonys not but he wants her to teach her

tony! what are you doo ing?! you're with a wo man!!

so the trio and tony get to the white horse with is a wyld stallion and it escapes by rocks i think were in several mother films

they go back to the ranch and have water from a pump and talk of tony riding a horse thats not fully tame or something

so tony tames a horse wait it sjack and his eyes f'd out from looking at ben andwhen he offers tony a turn tny refuses and leaves

jack have enough and lassoos him saying "i'll breaks you like i broke other wild horses, but i'll make a man outta you "

hes gonna beet the gay outta him like hes a homie

he and chck go n and his eyes are f'd and he has a drink and walks into a chair and claims nothings wrong with his eyes

chick sez to egtta dr but he saw 1 and sez he can't be helped and wants to save his boy when he can

hick suggest telling son but dad dont wanna and wants to get him to stand on his own feet

latwr jack is shirtless and blac smithing masculinly as tony i probably j=rkin off and jack is shoeing his horses a55

after breakfast they are gnna go out buta guy called blackburn comes un andhas goons and a gun and wants horses to getta way to ecase a posse

jack dont want a part in it as hes out of the gang and his horses have his brand on it so he dont want legal issus but they offer him a bit of his goldmine 20 miles away

jack dont consent so they take tony hostage and go to jack horses andjack wants to save his son bu blonde dont want him to

jack goes outvnd sez  no horses and black burn dont think he cares for his son and ben and ack cap a few and send em off

tony is disgruntled and hoes to the bark i mean barn tocry tears o blood and listen to marilin manson music and cut himself and puup spurm over dad capping guys

chick comforts him saying jack dont like capping guys but tony sez if he lead a goo life hed not have to

chick sez how she worked in a saloon or gambling hall or w/e and after her pianist dad who worked for king the cripple got it he thought he owned her and i think made her do things

so the guys go out again to catch the Whyte Stallion andben sez tonys just like his ma which i think means he likes men b0ning him

tony slugs him and they fist fight as horses go near and when ben looks, tony beats him out and he falls head on rock

tony pulls him outta the horse path and when dad comes bak fires ben and dont say a word to tony

As ben is leaving tony asks why dad left his mom and is told jack shot the sherrif and would be hung

tony asked why she stayed with him and  he explains and tony wigs out and he holds him to the walla ndpulls a nife to keep his candy a55 caolm

to get water in a droauhgt the dad cut fences and was fired on but shot back and iced the sherrif and had tos kip town

turns out jack did go back severyl times and mom wouldn't leave and didn't leave when the dorugt and it was all her fault like it usually is with women making kids hayte their dads

seeing he was a jacka55 and deseevded his dads thunder fists pummling him, he goes after thr white horse and sneaks around to lasso it but the horse runs and overpowers the girly man anddrags him like sandpaper on an a5 w/o toiler paper

ben goes out and comes across king andnot shin from hokuto no ken and thought he was dead, but i guess he couldn't sleep in h-ll while ben walks the living workd

kings man caps him andking sends a guy to tellthe sherrif theres a dead man here

later jack is p-ssed that son is not there and probably ran off andchick sez hes too much like him

he backhands her and says "you compare me to that THING again i'll gut you like a pig!!!"

jk really they go out looking for him in clear daylight but tinted to fake being night

blonde finds the white horse and its hgot a rope with son at the bottom of a hill and beat up and she kissed him and they start making out

my son stole my woman, today on springer!

later son wakes up and dad is glad to see him and sez hes a f00l. but son sez he got him

they talk of how mom wasn't for pioneering and about her forgiving him and son thinks dad didn't ice the sherrif and dad sez it was and he did a lot of men

we see a guy wait its king and hsi name is kign fisher like its a ninja turytles character like seamore guts looking around a casino night zone

his men bring blonde over and she sez jack dont want trouble and suggests having him skip town but kng fisher archfiend in defence mode dotn want her going with him

she offers to stay here and be his piano slave and sez its bad luck to open a place with a killing and tries to get the goons not to ice jack whos name is Jacob like in the Bible

and they have mad ma names liek pharaoh and willy

king dont wanna let jack live and she gets back to the ranch and they say that'll bring him

she tells him kings back and his pirate crew are in his place and iced ben and she wants to skip town and not fight and kick the can down the road until king finds em again

he don care and wants to finish this and get it over with like getting a cavity fixed

she ez he cant see against 4 men who can and tony finds out and goes out

i assume he's gonna have to cap guys to save his dad, or jack bites it and tony gets the chick

also its almost over, that felt like nothing

so the pieces go on the board by the goons manning their battel stations for the coming jack

he comes ina dn guy hides behind the font door and asks if king wants him and he otta see himself as lucky for living

king sez hes a gambler and plays by the rules and offers men a chance to win it back but jack sez hes not and king stacked his last deck

jack shoots out the lights and as the doorman leans out tony warns him and jack caps him

tomy thros a lamp on fire and lites up a bt and jack caps him andking gets away andis gonna sniper jack and kid nutjack throws his son and takes the hit

they hide behind a troff and tony tells him where to fire and he wastes king but bites it

chick comes out and tony goes to his dad

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of redemption and a father sacrificing himself for love of his son

kinda like with The Bible and The Creator

The dad wasn't a bad guy and the son didn't get the whole story and misjudged

Like with The Bible how people hear lies from bad eople and think The Creator don't like them or is bad

Also a thing on past sins coming back with the dad facing a guy he forgot to finish

Like with Hokuto No Ken and Borge coming back to get revenge on Kenshiro and Bart helping him

Jack Palance is pretty bada55 and Slavic and Tony plays the malcontent teen like Degrassi well

And the thing of the dad having a medical issue but not bothering the kid as he dont wanna burdon him

it has good flow and dont drag or feel long and before i nknew it, it was liek 70 mins in with adds

I saw where it was going but was a bit surprized by where it went and there's good action and acting and music

i like the b/w and even though its widescreen it still works

its a solid movie and holds up well

For The Lonely Man 2 I want it to be right after and a dr comes in and do 1st aids and save the dad. then the son takes care of the dad and gradually gets him back to ability and dadd tells of his adventures fighting Indians and cryptids in the olde weste. Also its a 16 bit run n gun game on sega geneiss, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba ehwre you play as the young dad going around fighting the enemies and the inbretween level bonus games are mini games where o do rehab or things to take care of the dad in the present and each level is another story of his advenutues.

Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love Review

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Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love

This is my review on Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love from the distant future year of 2019 (The year of some robotech cr-p and Blade Runner 01)

ts directed b y openly brittiah faithless  Nick Broomfield who did nothing Ore Samma Saw

Its a biopc on Robotech Hero Anatole Leonard who was supreme commander of the Army of the Southern Cross during the 1st third of the 21th century in the wars against the aliens

jk reall its of Its a documentary film about biologically jewish Leonard Cohen who my mom loves istening to his same few songs over and over all day alongside dan Fogelberg and Gordon lightfoot

i never saw it b4 but i like docs even when they promote evil

after 4 logos including bbc but not big black c=ck, we get a guy saying leonard cohens ex butt buddy Marianne Ihlen biting it, he went to her and something about herinspiring his music

then footage ftom the 60s or w/e with him looking very jewish and hippie and aying how he wrote the song so long Marianne for her but she didn't like it

he sings over credits andwe see footage of her and her kid and how its the 60s of lust and b0ning andthey were on the isle of hyrda but not like in marvel but Greece like with mazinger z

this guy sez he was her butt buddy for a while in his 20s and she played leonards songs

these people called the johnsons (tee hee) said to have heled him

a childhood friend named bacal but not lauren or w/e sez he knew the darkness and disnt fit in

then mary anne miller or w/e sez she lft home not fitting i andsaw leonard sanding by the sun behind him andinvited her over and they went to hyrra and she was his muse like in robotech

she speaks in Norway talk or w/e and leonard wouldwork on writing ad they had nice times and b0ned a lot and she went blonder from the sun and was thin/flat

a friend sez she didn't enjoy being hot until meeting leo and we hear her 1st husband who another huy sez was rough but didn't hit her and i wondr if she p-ssed him off and he couldn't take it

i think leonards kids talk aboyt how it was nice there wait its marty anne 's friend and not the professor and said there was too much freedom

mary anne gave a guy his 1st acid trip and he talks of her getting it from leonard and it probably f'd his brains and nt like a gut masing in a head and b0ning it and when her ex bf came back he went t Athens like saint seiya or w/e

a guy sez how leo and maey were tere not to talk to people but write and make cr-p and b0ne

lo went back to soviet French Canada and he whines aboyt how he always ran and it f'd people by him

1 guy sez leonard was ased "are u sure ur doing the wrog thing" and 1 chck sez leo loved this uy called irving lyton andthey both thought each other was the sh-t abdhow both were openly jewish and his dad bit it when leo was young but his mom wasn't out b0ning a lot of uys like irvings mom and was often mad and he didn't get why she's not a 5kank

he wants his mom to go around b0ning other uys like his friends do? thats kinda f;ds, like a bad anime like Steopmothers Sin

mom: no Yosuke! This isn't right (a bit leter) ok, just this once.

nancy bacal talks of leonard making women feel good of themselves but cant give himself away to em

maryanne i think talks of how she dudnt fit in from not painting or sculptin abd we saw Jackie kenedy after THEY send j fk back to h e double Ireland where his kind came from, and princess margret wgo's family were into occultism

lonard did a story that was nuts and dud it in a fever so he had to use it in an island and was on acid when he did it so i guess thats why it was f'd

as a youth leonard ooked like Kenny hotz fron Kenny vs spenny and he's evil

neo sez he'd do anything to wrote and people reviewed it as gross which what do you expect when you'e stoned off your a55 and hopped up on goofballs when writing it?

imagine if when writing he started j=rkin off on the paper?

hnnnnnnng pssssssst!!!

esp as 1 reviewer called his book; verbal mast=rb=tion!!!

so seeing his writing is a55 he strts writing songs  but ddnr wanna be in pulic and after it was doing well for a year, he went on to play and had an autism attack and broe down but the stoner hippies on acid didn't care and he was pep talked to try again  and it worked

a buncha devolved teens on drugs know whats good

so mary anne is bummed fo being alone and not bummed in the a55 from butt hamerong and goes to see him wth her hybrid son and came to soviet French Canada

1 chick sez he only needed to say it but didn't need it to happen,like talking of eating poop, and hi son was unhappy from his cr-ppy parents

she goes on abot poets s=cking but wmen want em

leo sez  he left his island paradise life for music and they went to soviet new York andtook her happy son to a boarding school and he hated it

he probably grew up to be a serial killer cannibal aids spreader

maryanne felt it was best and so she could go on malcontent protests and wite songs instead of being there for her child

leo wnt to some show and looks like jeff goldbloom before he devolved into a bug monster in the fly

man this gy kind s=ced and his cr-ppy life bus me

so he ditched his butt buddy and b0ned other chicks and hopefully not dudes or hermaphrodites and mary anne went on to muse for other people as this chick sez she had a loving feel, too mad she didn't use it for her son

leolnard beta'd out weanting women to take over and was openly feminist and that makes him a gender traitor

this guy with a mark on his head like gorbichov sez he had chicks singing instead of instruments

mary anne goes on about their cr-pping out relationship and 1 guy walks on to meet leonard and he was bare a5 naked and he saw the remains of his thig, but thought it was weord but later knw he was not a clothing guy and liked being naked in a hotel to see how his bod is going

also he swam a lot and often alone and often nude as i guess he likes seeing whats left of his thing

lonard cohen; hat! look at my thing! flop!!

he goes on about a song where he got his thing sucked and the next line is about his friends turning queer and hm getting even

after this, i think, mayb he did j=rk off on his food and ate it

so leonard met Janis Joplin and his blonde maryanne idnt like him b0ning her but mary anne was sytll the muse

so i mssed a bit as i was looking up Kattobingu to send the wii page to a guy and this guy who saw him naked said leonard played in nut houses and a grandpa was in 1

so i missed some telling a guy about Yugioh ZeXaL and something of leo mouthing off to a guy or w/e

mary anne and not ginger or the good mary anne sez how leonards cheeting nearly drove her to seppuku-

leo sez hes obsecced with gaining womens avors and it mae him ocd and i think he means b0ning cuz hes a lusty ape

a guy talks of leo b0ning a lot of chcks every day and always needed a woma and i guss hes a secks addict

then we see a buncha naked people at a lake but only see a5cheeks and maybe nips

so i missed some as i was talking of blaze the cat from sonic rush to some guys and mary anne went on aboyt how hard it is to have a lusty ape for a bf

so mary anne wasn't happy with leos devolving views and getting intoscien to0 lo gy and later she got pegnant with leonards kids and killed em in the womb and she wanted to be with him but he didn't want it or w/e as he's a butt f=king artist/secks addict/junkie

but some kids wee made on the island and there was rampant drug use and people slipping drugs in the drinks and donkeys got drugged as did kids

what kinda f==kin cesspool is this?! they probably b0ned em too!

so his son axel like in streets of rage fell apart from neglect and was sent to a nut house

man these people are filth. they get no syumpathy from me for living wrong and suffering, and to qute a murderer who deserved the guillotine; yes they deserved to die and i hope they burn in h-ll

so the johnsns suicided and burn in hll for their crimes and the kids did of booze/druigs/suicide as this is what the 60s caused by reecting morals

we nver had a fire in the batheroom, lets try it, oh no the horse burned down! what went wrong!?

ON the isle of whight this concert happened andeope went inda nuts and he played the mary anne song

so their relationship kept decroding and he didn't spend time with her and kept sgoing to rock concerts and b0ning chcks and no his woman

1 guy sez a concert had a buncha people come up and start maeking lie with clothes on and in 1 place they borught the concert back to the hotel room and did drugs like desert dust

these people are filth! its butt f==kin Sodom and Gomorrah!

once in Jerusalom he didn't get any drugs and went on lsd and wanted to sgave with a aor while on drugs even though theres stuff against razors on faces in The Bible

after a drwy shave he went out with a rash on his face and sings of Jesus which is odd as he's openly one of them

a guy kept in touch with a gy and her son axel went to soviet india and wa on a lot of drugs and leonard was b0ning a chick named Suzanne which is a bad name as i knew a teacher with that anme who was openly French and gross

also this suzzane was 14 years younger than him and could be his daughter if he bred as a teen like on maury and 1 chick compares it to falling into a spidrs web

this alleged man is somewhat disreputable and dishonorable and my mom likes his music as its good, yeah and gacy was a good painter

so a guy sez leo loved n darkness and vanished for months and had depression and holy f this cut is an a55

in Germany there wrre a lot of blondes and many emo people said he helped em wit their bumer feels and how he dressd in ll black like Malcom in Jurassic park

then a clip of him singing a song and saying how we sacrifie 1 generation for another

this is getting daemonic

so leonard was out of a guys life for 7 years and 1 guy was offered a wb deal to make a record and did death of a ladies man and leonard got into work with an outta control guy with guns pjnted at everyone and i think iced som people

after a song of leonard wanting to see someones naked body we hear of suzzane with a kidn andin  doorway and its maryanne saying it and  it made her feel a bit better and moved out and had enough of being with these purvoes and got married to a REAL man an got  REL life as a secetary

later leonard got a small toy piano and played with this guy and this soviet sounding guy at Columbia record didn't like it and didn't wanna release it and 1 guy sez the guy he came to ruined his career

good! eat sh-t and die you c-ck sucking sun nova b--h!!

so the guy he went to was divern out o the business by leonards cr-p and leonard went to be a buddhist monk, probably with a shaved head and swastika tattoos

the song was HaleiluJa and it became a big hit and the guy who made it got no oney from it cuz the cheep greesy lusty sneaky beady eyed record guys are evil

so the Greek cesspool hydra fell apart and its in ruins from years of drgs and b0ning and filth and probably no aids and we see a guy who lived there 60 years and talks of maryanne living there later and each conceryt sent mary anne an invite and the media went after her to get her thoughts and later she divorced and i tin remarried

leonard went bddhist and no in a cool way like Chad in Sailor Moon hanging with Raye and her silly Grandpa and fighting yokai

a guy sez in the temple it was like having mom adn dad want you  which i can see why theyr'd not with a sub human like that animal b0ning like a pig in its own filth

leonard looking like kojack walks about lve and he's not sailor moon bu the enemy and must be stopped! Moon! Spiral! Heart! Ache! Eeeegaaaaahhhhhhh!

so leonard left the temple and had no money and a guy he trusted burned it out on rish holidays and as a he broo losing money is the biggest insult

eat it you c-ck sucker! now you know how your lusty woman felt! you ape! you pig! you rat! you dog! you snake! what are the othe rchinse zodiac animals?  horsse or something.

so that TING went back to doin conswrts like George lucas doing kore star wars cr-p after his woman left him and took half his cr-p and made a lot of money

at his concerts was mary anne and she looks like a grandma if she didn't murder her offspring and was still into him

so she is biting it and tells a giy to loomk after her husband and son who isn't dead yet and leonard writ her a letter saying see you down the road which might as well say see you in h-ll cuz we KNOW where these THINGS win up!

she sez its beautiful and got closure and felt better before heading to dante's iferno

leonard sez he liked living in Greece in sin and it lives in his spine as i guess he dont got a heart and say the precious ones he overthr for an eduation in the world

then creits to home photos and video

the end

that was pretty f'd up

this losr writes a cr-ppy book gets into music, lives a life of lust and drugs and damges the only women who loved it, lost his fortune, sold out, and finally went back to hll where it came from

i knew little of leonard before this and now hav e no respect for him

and i spent a few mins boning up on his book and its gay p0rn0 with a French slant

this guy was a deviant and waste of skin and not only the one on his thing they bit off

his songs are kinda emo and all sound similar ans he's nowhere near as good as Hironobu Kageyama or Ichiro Mizuki

if he was 20 years later he'd be a festering bag of aids and squirting it into those he poisons with his broken fluids

but the film was entertaining and i got a few laughs at his purvursions and deviancies

he sure liked getting the lingering piece of his weener mouthed

you really see what a wretched abomination he was as a cautionary tale of what to avoid

the film preents hs grotesque immorality as ok andonly lightly makes his assassinated kids look sad

its an enjoyable film mostly and i dont hate the film as it tells a story in a good way

bit it has a wretched man character and makes that THING look like a regular human to like

like that 90s movie A time t kill where that guy shot up the place and got away with it

For Marianne & Leonard: Words of Love 2 I want axel to recoved from drugs and damage and go after all the people who ruined his ife. Also he's a Samurai now and cuts dwn junkies and purvos with a holy blade. Eventually he gets to leonard and after cutting him down, devolves nto a big croth monster like in La Blue Girl and he has to beat him to end his evil. Also its an 8 bit game like Castlevania on Sega Master Sustem and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you go through slums and ruined nations that drugs and aids destroyed from deolving its protoculture with lust and sin and fight junkies who devolved into vaguely crotch like monsters.

Hyde Park On Hudson Review

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Hyde Park On Hudson

This is my review on Hyde Park On Hudson from the dutant furure year to the people this movie shoes of 2012 (te years of Roboteh Season 1 and when the Earth was destroyed by the mayans)

Its directal by Roger Michell who did Notting Hill/Changing Lanes

it stars Bill Murray from Caddyshack/Ghostbusters/Scrooged/Ghostbusters II/What About Bob?/Groundhog Day/Kingpin/Space Jam/The Man Who Knew Too Little/Charlie's Angels/00s Hamlet/Osmosis Jones/Garfield: The Movie/Zombieland, commie human sacrifice supporter Laura Linney from Lorenzo's Oil/Congo/The Mothman Prophecies/Kinsey/Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows/Law & Order./King of the Hill/Frasier/American Dad!, socialist Samuel West from Notting Hill/Garrow's Law/Law & Order: UK, Openly French indentured servant to the regent elf hating Whote pro gender offender Olivia Colman from Murder on the 2010s Orient Express/Barbie/brittish The Office/Peep Show/Accused/Drunk History, Elizabeth Marvel from Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Olivia Williams from The Sixth Sense/the 00s Peter Pan/X-Men: The Last Stand, denocommie Elizabeth Wilson fr9om The Birds 1/The Graduate//9 to 5/1991 The Addams Family/All in the Family/Promised Land/Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Andrew Havill rom The King's Speech/Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker/Law & Order/Sherlock, Eleanor Bron frpm the 90s Black Beauty, and Martin McDougall whos not on back door, candy a55, beta msle, aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, weener cleaner, queer rear, bamana crammer, necro pedo, hippie syoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia that thinks the moon lsnding is real but hollow earth is fake

i never saw this but critics liked it but it s=cked at the box orifice

after a few mins of logos we get this chick whining of the depression of the 29 f'd her fam fortune and tings s=ck now

she got a call to help someone take his mind off his work and was like 6th cousins which is likem saying i'm 128/265 doen the gamne, put it in lowest terms, ur grandpas were cousins or w/e. other wise its 12 8ths

so she goes to meet the cripled occultist president fdr the commie who wanted to pack the supreme court cuz it was protecting the prople from his comminusm

he shows her his stamp collection as they didn't ahve yugioh cards then and

she goes hoem and sez Europe had a war that was gonna suck America into it and the economy s=cked like they elected an Irishman of frenchness an fdr spent a lot of time on hyde park on Hudson

who am i? I'm spider man!

We'll call him, robocop!

I wanna take his face...off!!!

so he met with a buncha guys and f dr kept bringing her back to go on drives in a car what was made to not need feet as hi were dead

she helped him forget the world when not in his dark occultist meetings with winstone Churchill and the king

the cops followed em to make sure he wasn't b0nin her like that irishiman in the 2020s, jk they protected him from people outing him and his lusts

so the cops go off and they go to the hill andhe smokes whch probably caused his polio and puts his hand on his cousins leg

thats like if bush b0ned ba rock, as they are 9th cousins

and the car ha no trail in the plants where it went in so i guess its the matrix

she sez they were more than cousins but close friends, which reminds mre of sailor moon where amama and michelle were dubbed as cousins to clean up the 00s version so the kids wont be turned

later f dr takes her to his private cabin in the woods where he wants to retire, but in the future we know he went to h-ll 1st

so she goes in 1st and h gets his crutches to cripple himself overas he's not played by jon Voigt in Armageddon where he stood up to prove Americanism

leaning on a post he sez this place is where she can come if she misses him and he misses her at times and i think 1 falls into the other but not like a spoon into a bowl of mousse as they dont meld together like in devilman

later the evil king of England was comming to, hyde park on Hudson, as i guess he's finally over getting his candy a5 kicked in 1776 when we won FREEDOM

so franklins mom and not the turtle tells people not to call the evil queen by its 1st name and somehow isn't back in h-ll yet

elenor franklins wife but its probably a demon marriage so it dont count, whines about people anting 5000 kids to be a buffer between the regents and almost huamns of England or real huamns if in amrica,(exculting those irish)

fdr and its woman were said  to have a cr-ppy marriage andmain chick didn't see it and fdrs woman talks of how she dont think the honorable big bro of the king really gave uop the regencyto be with the woman he loves and will instead be the savior of England after the axis takes over

to be fair, englands been the bad guy for  enturies so maybe its time we tired somethine good?

so the regent and regess come to America like eddie murphy with jim jones as the king or w/e and they dont get how America works or why its not like candy a5 England which is still surpluss to requirements

so the regents wait its f drs cabinet was against the visit and didn't want America sucked into another reuotrash war, esp after siding with the bad guys in ww1 and cuasing eutope to get f'd by the soviets

so fdr meets the regent like when elvis met black j fk and fought a mummy in a nursing home

a griwn man carrys fdr around like an adult baby diaper fetish thing and i thino fdr is in diapers as he cant wipe his dead a55

main chick meets the regess and tells her a bit of the area but she knows jack sh-t and jack is j=rking off on sh-t and eating it cuz it "needs some sause"

wait is Elenore Roosevelt and she is told by the invid regess that the protoculture is in the flower of life, i mean its ok to call her eleiabeth

main hick meets fdr and he's too crippled to shake a drink like that hokuto no ken lost paradise mini game in bartending thats pretty good and she kisses him on the cheek but not his dead a55 cheeks that dont work

Elenore meets a brit wait its the king and he talks of beign in a room with 1812 cartoons making the britmos look bad cuz tey s-ck and otta hang out in a microwave to be evolved of their broken dna tnat makes em sissy

also the regent whines about the president will serve them hot dogs and hes too square to get it and its not Elenore its the regess and they look alivke so i didn't know

fdrs mom had spies looking in on things and regess whines about seeming common and when the king spazzes out she yells at that devolutionised sub human to stop stuttering, even though henry the 8th executed his women for less

regess who devolved to be the queen mother whnes about the candya66 king not being as bada66 as his brotheredward like elric the fullmetal alchemist and not that aids bag in twilight

fdrs mom comes in and goes mental over him having a martini which probably crippled nhim and as fdrs dad was a raging drunk and i guess it was when he was on oak island for the demon gangs treasure

the regent is called in and his woman is able to stay behind to rest and in the room, f dr sez his mom said king wants a tea instad of cocktails but king spsticly like the south park cripple sez his mon would agree but he prefers cocktails

king has a public thing with the prez and sez he met III Americans, jp mrogan, joe kennedy and Fred Astaire, and is gald to meet Freddy as if not he'd have a bad view of the people

wait til you hear how kennedy had his daughter lobotomied for being slow

also the regess dont like brits depicted like monkeys in 1800s art, like how the brits do that to those underevolved irishthings

they have dinner and a tray with these 24 plates falls for no reason and the king sez its an angel, but i think maybe a fallen angel like the king he/they seves

fdr meets these drivers and they talk of the oon beign full or not like for their dark rituals and 1 guy sez the king puts her pants on 1 leg at a ime, which fdr cant do being a deadlegs

another thing falls and this place i butt f=kin haunted and probably had too many occultist rituals and ceremonies and sacrifices

later people go to bed but dont wanna and fdr has the king do stuff for him like an indentured servant which the past regents would be horrified at for being subservient to an American

fdr finds the king liked stamp collecting cuz we didn't have sega geneiss and they talk about their women as they drink more cuz its the 30s and everybody everybody everybody everybody drinks, everybody everybody everybody stinks

fdr sez the regent will be a fine king and his dad would be prud but king knows better as his dad had the disabled son locked away for being handicapped

kin tries reading a speech and s=cked at it and whines of spain with kids being blown out by it and whines that people want England to fall, which if they did we'd not have any royal weddings and the regess and charlies wouldnt' have iced all those people

the kng wants America to serve him even though we beat his kind in 1776 to avoid that and fdr tells him that people dont talk of his dead legs and gives reasons for it as he cripples around furniture on his hands like he'sjon Voigt in Armageddon and has a drik and a smoke to cripple him more

the regent sez the people didn't want him as their king and fdr sez i didn't think they voted for that, like joking of stalin or castro

king goes to bed and tells of his cr-ppy corination and regess whines of him being relatable as they aren't meant to be like people or poke fun at themselves

when she asks if he talked of her the regent beta's out and claims he didn't and is almost laighungt at the idea of hot dogs at a picnick as theres no meaning to it, its only what people eat there

the regess sucks a flaming faeg as i guess she wants mouth cancer and by that i mean smokes a cigareete but they are brittish

king sez he can get fdr in the war and regess whines about how theres irish and jyuuze and germans and italianoes there who hate em and want to mock them as she seems like joan Crawford in mommie dearest and i tnink i see why the 20th century queen went so bad

king sez how fdr patted his knee and sez time for bed lad liek a dad and it helped him, probabmly an occult ritual or fetish

at the night the main chick goes for a drive and walks through the woods to the cabin to be where she can go for missing him

as she nears it, a 14 foot tall sasquatch is seen eating a red man on the stairs and looks at her with glowing red eyes and says in a deep voice "I WILL have YOUUUUU!"

jk really she smokes and a guy comes out with a flashlight and sez the pre cant be disturbed and a chick comes out and main chick runs

sh falls in a hole in the floor if the woods and when she sparks up a lighter, is a human skull 2x the size of a man with 2 rows of teeth

jk really she gets to the car and a woman i think elenor but im not sure  but she seems mannish or like a hermaphrodite and sez she knows main chick was b0ning fdr andthey have a smoke to calm down

i think it is Elenore fdr and she's ok with his cheeting and wait its another one of fdrs bimbos as i guess girls like guys who are limp

man woman goes on abouthow Elenore isn't enough for him and is ok with em by being "realistic" and she read the letters and  main chick sez "i dont think i can cshare" but man woman sez "i think you can" and this is why we got the aids

hermaphrodite leaves the car and later the main chick comes by fdrs room and mom sez "he wont go to bed, he's waiting for u"

f dr sez his mom and another named missy like in bill and ted b--ched at him for not inviting her to dinner and he shos his stamp collection but she wont oe near him as i guess he wants his parts mouthed

no wein steen i dont consent!

she b--ches out at fdr cuz she might be a dyumba55 or a wh=re andyells at him for being a sunova b--ch

but she narrates and sez she realls sed she had to go and leaves

the rengents looked at her leaving and talk of how he thought she was the governess and men often b0ne governesses as they are good with kids andits hot for em

regess b--ches at him for wanting to eat weeners and how his big bo eddy brock gein woulsnt eat hot dogs and how he didn't bring the Elizabeth jr cuz he knew it was bad

king goes on a tirade and tells he he'd eat 10 weeners, jsm 2 in his nose, 2 in his ears andnot to ompare him t his superior brother again

who does number 2 work ffor?

you show dat t=rd whos boss!~

fdr goes oyt to see main chick and sees the regentis watching like big brother in ussr soviet England 18984 and he goes for a swim wth the king with his dead legs not causing problems in a small rectangle pool and not triabgle for some reason

so theres a pickic and a man carrys fdr like darth vader in clockwork range carried that cripple and we ee footage like when the gov iced j fk

main chick, named daisy ike blue's sister in pokemon and the chick in that add thedemocrats did for nukingthe wold that made people hate em, is called to sit with da prez at his high able

they see an Indian dance his ritual and he king has a hot dog which does NOT seduce him and fdr has him have mustard on it with daisy puyting it on phaIIically

people celebate anddaisy sez this made it look lie things were gonna be ok now and the weeners wee not elenors idea

king has another and after retrning to soviet England wrote a letter saying their country foged a special bmg, which makes me think the brokeback miutain theme

she said she was ill for a week after the visit and fdr came by later and took her to a shop where the toilet seat orered for the royarls was returned

she grew closer to the man woan who got sick and bit it but fdr didn't go see her after changing his will to let her have half if she outlived him, which makes me suspect him being involved in it

she was with him and probably b0ning and later fdr bit it but for a while he was hers

then text sez America aided England in 42 but lwaves out that England planned to get Japan to attack it to get America in the war

after biting iit at 100 her letters saying she was with dat dead legged demon lover wee uted and we now

then credits with faked 40s footage of the bbw i mean bbq and 2 tings i missed, fdrs boys liked her and the king looked like Elon Musk

the end

that was pretty good

mostly lite and mild with some serious near the end

but thats on the surface an if you look deeper, like starship troopers, you see its lust and sin

that cripple cheeing on his women with many chciks like a bad ep of jarry springer

plus it didn't mention his demon worship

but at least it made the king look like a candya55 and the queen look b--chy

good acing and the music and filming fit

in the real version its implied fdr didn't b0ne his cousin, also he might've been too crippled to b0one with that dead d0ng and broken gon=ds

plus it shows how the media didn't wanna show his cripplism as it might make him look bad, like with ba rock and bi den and their obvsious sins

like the emperors new clothes with the media ignoring the elephant in the room

except now if you point it out THEY call you "intolerant"

it ends on a positive note but leads to years of h=ll from ww2 and the allies having the soviets take over much of Europe and  do far worse than the axis was accused of doing

if THEY hadn't wacked Huey Long, He might've steered America to a better path

but the movie is good and the hod dog scene got me feeling positive with a good sense of upbeat lightness

yeah i dumped on the characters, but i enjoyed the film and bill murrey did well as fiendish demon retainer

For Hyde Park On Hudson 2 I want it to be about j fk being there to see how fdr lived and finds his letters and sees how lusty he was, then plans to release them and out f dr to draw attention away from his wacking marilin Monroe and nearly starting WWIII and the press being oppresse by his lusty brother back door bobby who silenced em when they were gonna ou their lusts. But the press had enough of being pushed around by these lusty Irishmen and made a deal with marilins relative who's a bada55 80s dude and he goes to the grassy gnoll and the place butt hole bob got sent to h e double Ireland and cures em of their existance. Also its an 8 bit game on Sega Master System and Game Gear, Nes, Game Boy, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you play as j fk and try to avoid the bada66 who's trying to take you out and you avoid his attacks and get to the exit of different single screen levels and after you get to TExas, he cures you of irish and then the 2nd half is banana crammer bob and 1 part in going from plane wing to plane wing and when you go to the tent is him getting what he deserved, but both have an 8 bit digitized animation of a watermelon blowing apart from when their heads got cleaned out and editied with their faces on em.

Once Upon A Time In The West Review

 note: i spell lomgly bad but this movie is long as my poop

Once Upon A Time In The West

This is my review on Once Upon A Time In The West from the diatant future year to The Right Honorable John Wilkes Booth of 1968 (50 years before Robotech's Malcntent uprisings)

Its directed by Sergio Leone who did A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

It stars Henry Fonda from Jezebel/the 1939 Jesse James/1940 The Grapes of Wrath/The Ox-Bow Incident//12 Angry Men/the 50s Warlock/How the West Was Won/Firecreek/The Swarm, Jason Robards from Philadelphia/Enemy of the State/the 1988 Inherit the Wind, openly Slavic Charles Bronson from Apache/Master of the World/The Great Escape/Guns of Diablo/The Dirty Dozen 1/Red Sun/Chino/Death Hunt/Death Wish 1-V/Family of Cops 1-III, Gabriele Ferzetti from The Bible: In the Beginning.../the 95 Othello, Keenan Wynn from The Cockeyed Miracle/the 40s The Three Musketeers/Royal Wedding/the 50s Angels in the Outfield/Touch of Evil/Dr. Strangelove/The Americanization of Emily/The Night of the Grizzly/60s Stagecoach/Mackenna's Gold/Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town/The Last Unicorn/The Goonies/the 60s The Twilight Zone/Highway to Heaven, openly suicidal Frank Wolff fron The Wasp Woman/the 60s Twilight Zone, openly commie film actors guild founder soviet Lionel Stander from Mr. Deeds Goes to Town/the 30s A Star Is Born/The Transformers: The Movie, Woody Strode from Sundown/Demetrius and the Gladiators/the 50s The Ten Commandments/Spartacus/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/the 65 Genghis Khan/the 90s The Quick and the Dead, Jack Elam from Ride Clear of Diablo\The Night of the Grizzly\Once Upon a Time in the West\The Cockeyed Cowboys of Calico County\Hannie Caulder/Firecreek, Al Mulock from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly who suicided on this movie. Benito Stefanelli from A Fistful of Dollars/For a Few Dollars More/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, Aldo Sambrell from the 60s King of Kings/A Fistful of Dollars/Doctor Zhivago/The Texican/The Good, the Bad and the Ugly/Hannie Caulder/Shaft in Africa/The Wind and the Lion, and a number of guys i never saw in anything or aint on back door, candy a55, beta male, aids bag, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, soy boy, gender offender, hippe vegan  stoner peta tree kung fu based on plante wikiepedia who dont have an article on max bielas but fdoes for mariah carrey saung "i dont know her" about some mexicommie or w/e

this film is 4 hours with adds on Grit and wasn't loved when it came out but later people said its one of the best films made

Afer a logo these cowboys in trenchcoats come in a train station and put the ticket guy in a closet

then cedits of a few guys waiting for a train for like 10 mins

eventually a train comes and bronsoncomes by and eventually they fire on each other and both Bronson and the guys he fired at got hit

buronson ties is left arm in a sling and goes off then we see a guy with a big moustache shooting birds and his son gets it to him

sn pretends to shoot birds with finger guns cuz he's a kid and kids do that but in the 90s people spazzed out over it thining the kids might do it for real like the devolved into by the 2010s

moustache and son come home and theres a girl there making food and its the guys daughter and mouschahe dad is disgruntled over some cr0-p

he sez they are gonna get rich and theres a teen who's disgruntled over his mom biting it 6 years ago and dad sez hes gonna meet his mom at the trai station and dad sez shes wearing a black dress and straw hat

i guess its a new wife and laer the dad sister and teen get gunned down by a bunxha guys in trenchcoats

they come up and start b0ning the kid as he screams and vomits

jk really they ask what to do about him but calls the main ba guy frank andas kid knows 1 of his names, main ba guy caps the kid offscreen

the new wife arrives and walks around to emotional music and is goin to sweetwater  and hears thats with a re headed irtishman is there and laughed at by the cart driver

She goes to a saloon and want water but they dont serve it since the flood(like the mud flood that buried the past workld and cities?) and has a bath that 3 guys used maybe together which means they might've been b0ning together and fulled the tub with spurm and poop

then a beardo comes in and people get silent and wait its Bronson and the music gets epic like smething outta violene jac  and wait bardo slides a gun at him as Bronson plays a harmonica

h thns Bronson dont know how to gun and tries to gunfight this well dressed guy but the guy happens to shoot the hand cuff chain on beardoes arm

beardo confronts Bronson over the 3 men iced by teh train station and Bronson plays his harmonica and makes bad notes as beardo walks off

new wife comes by the irish mousta che farm and finds the fam iced and reveals they were married a month ago in secret and they put em in the earth

the townsfolk say its cheyannes work and will find and lynch hum and 1 guy sez to go back to flagstone or w/e and she wants to sty here as its her home

later its night and broncon beats up a guy by a room of women and interrogates him about cheyeanne and a meeting and the guy swears he dont know as Bronson beats and choaks him

wife is bummed and not like with Polanski and hears something outsid an i think fires o it b ut i was reading of Al Mulock when looking this up

beardo eventually comes by an wants her ti make him coffee and talks of how he evads guys in the desert

she s-cked at starting a fire and beardo is cheyeyye who starts a fire for her and goes over how he was framed for the wacking of the wife's fam but she dont buy it and he asks of Bronson

this cripple with a ne ck brace like tourettes guy and crutches rags on main bad guy for icing the Irishmen fam of moustache dad and wanted them off the land for the railroad

cripple is terberculosis of the bones or w/e and has bars on the ceiling to swing from cu his legs are f'd and main bad guy played by henry fonda the dad or brother of the evil jane fonda wants to be his partner in his scemes

cripple sez to main bad guy by hendy fonds the da of the evil jane fonda who's characters name is the frank, that he has a better weapon, money and frank cant win being like him but frank sez his guns can take care of problems like the wife

wie talks of how she might go back to civilization and beardo xheyeeene sez she reminds him of his mon, the biggets wh=re until the 2010s withnikki minaj, kim Kardashian, Lizzo, taylor swift, cardi b, lady gaga an other kanaks that devolved out protoculture, but unlike them she had a bi heart and his dad was happy to have b0ned her

beardo leaves an later whrn wife tries to leave, the Bronson stops her and pns her to the ground and checks her arms by pilling the sleeves

instead of going soviet on her, he tells her to get water from the well as he likes it fresh anda they go there are some guys out in the distance watching

the guys drive towards em on horses and Bronson wastes both of 2 shots as beardo watching from the distance notices he can shoot

wife goes to the shop with the women cleaning like they should and tells the interrogated guy to tell frank she knows and wants totalk with him

frank and cripple are in this train and Bronson is on top of it as it goes on like some kinda action hero on a death hunt from a family of cops with a dirty dozen death wishes but when he coes down, frank Hendry fonda gets him at gunpoint and brings him in an has thim tied up but not for SM like with blonde germans

frank meets the interrogated guy and sez someone followed him an i tink it was Bronson and he shoves interrogated guy on his a66 and back out th traina dn it movies onbut interrogated guy sees cheyeeeyen under the train

he tries to tell frank but drank shoots him in the armpits and belt as he dont lie belts and sundepneres and leaves him to die like a dog in bile and p-ss

Bronson sez he's Jenkins or something and dave the slave butn frank sez hes dead and beats on Bronson for saying frank killed em but cripple sends frank off to ice the wife

we are 2 hours otta 4 in, that didn't feel like it

so Cheyenne gets on the train and caps the guys who stand on guard for thee as thats not Canadian to guard as we can't close our boarders or even have oarders and any gaijin that infect us are eaual to the shin ningen who made it work

in the cripplews room a guard sees a boot bu the window bt its realy chereyyne holding it with a gun in it and blows out the gut and comes in to confront cripple

he shoots him in the legs and then blows off his arms so he' got 4 stumps an puts the gun in his mouth saying "you ever suck a musket?"

jk really it cuts to wife going over the buildingmaterals her openy irish husband ordered an she sez to put the word station on this sign like in Bill And Ted 2.

she goes home and looks for a miniatute that sez station and its held by frank who's there

inthis hole in a rock walls a55 the Charles Bronson has cripple captive and cripple wants land and to deal but Bronson knocks him off his crippled feet

Bronson is there and i think its beardo who wait both are at the station andbronson sez irsh was making a station and owned the area but wold lose it  if the station wasn't build by the time the railroad reached the area

the frank is on wife in bed and snoohes her om the b00bs and face and sez he'd feel sorry wasting her and how she likes feelong man hands on her even if they are the hands that iced her husband

he sez she'd do anything to save herself and she goes with it andtakes off her top but we dont see her long uncut shoelace nips and lays on her belly

he sez she was a h00ker and he ans tomarry her and get her land and ses on him and smooches his crotchless mouth

later she has an acution and 1 guy bids 200$ for the thing which the winter warlock thinks is low

cripple in a train car looks at a picture of waves with an epression like he's having a viet nam flashback and playsa poker ganme or w/ewith some devolved guys

the auction goes for 500$ until Bronson goes for 5000$ and sez its on its way

Bronson is gonna turn in cheyeene for 5000$ and heyene sez Judas was ok with 4970 less but Bronson sez they didn't use ollars in those days(mght as well say 3000 yen)

so they send him to the train station to go to a big time jail and this openly black guy and another rfrom the start of the fim come by

wife talks with Bronson and frank comes in and she goes to have a bath like Kagome in InuYasha

Frank sez Bronson took the bounty he wanted an they go on about cr-p i dont get as Bronson sees guys with guns going around town

frank offers 1 dollar or wants it, i dont know and Bronson puts it in a cup for the drink he bought and frank takes the 5000$ on the table

he goes out and the people he had with guns are gone and Bronson goes in the room with wife in the bath like its an anime like project a ko or fatal fury with mai shiranui in a hot steamy bath with her G cups under water

Bronson looks out the window andcaps a guy on the other side of a sign and ank caps a few guys on the ground

Bronson hints that frank otta check the time andhe sees a guy by a painted on clock and caps him b4 the guy can harambe him like that iriosh monkey who iced marilin monfroe

wife whines of Bronson saving fran from his own men and Bronson sez he didn't let the men ice him implying he wants to do him like with vegeta on goku

frank goes back to cripple and the train has a lot of bodies by it and in it

outside is cripple crawling like the worm he is and seemingly bting it at tis stream of chocolat colored water

Bronson real name buchinsky watches th railroad being made by non maruta and cheryene is outta jail omehow and wife makes him coffee after probably being b0ned by the guy who iced her Irishman husband

sshe wonders what Bronson not buronson frm hokuto no ken is up to and the frank comes by wearing black like openly they/them according to the wiki luke skywalked and not the manly luke skinlicker from flesh Gordon who b0ned space bimbos

frank sez he's not like cripple and wants to know what Bronson is after but Bronson sez only when he's on the point of dyng

Bronson reveals he's the ghosts of the people frank killed who melded together and want revenge and are doing 1 last good in this world before dante;s inferno

jk really the cheryee wants to sahve but 1st wants totell off some guys and how some guys find wife hot

thr Bronson and the frank walk by a big wood building and seem to be ready for a duel but not with yugio cards

btw this is widescreen but has color thats earthy like many 60s weesterns and i hear some versions have a yellow tint

as they are gonna face off, we see a young frankwho weve seen out of focus in many shots here walk up and give a harmonica to i think the Bronson and wait it was to broncon as a kid withhis dad i think standing on his shoulders from an arch by a noose and kid Bronsonfalls

then we hear bullets and bearo Cheyenne cuz his face shaving and fran got shot though the heart, and he's to blame, he gave spurm, a bad name!

after staggering a bit frank fonds ford freedman falls and asks who are you and Bronson puts the harmonica in his mouth as he realizes who it finally is

and then, he died... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

beardo Cheyenne sez it would be nice to see this town grow and that Bronson is like death following him like Violence Jack and openly Slavic Bronson comes in to get his things and sez he's going

the wife who i thin is played by a blonde italiano looks at her i mean him and he looks at the town, sez its gonna be good and she sez she hopes he'd come back some day and Bronson sez someday and leaves

beardo cheryen sez he has to go too and she dont care and watches Bronson ride out

cuchinsky sees beardo following himand is outta breath and i think has a tummy ache from too many tape wors in his a55

he has to stay here and probably b0ne an itanlano woman but Bronson sees a wound in the guy's lower east side, or west, the one by where the large intenstine leades o the anus and colon

he sez he dont want Bronson to see him due i mean die and could go to a dr and get his butt pipel sewn up, but then he dies and Bronson turns back to see him laying there to rot

later the train comes to the station ECELLENT!!!! air guritatr and  land before time music plays

Bronson returns with beardo's body on a horse to eat later and sees the wife givng water to the slaves and the title show on the screen spinning like a movie maker effect and going over the area

the end

that was quite good

its a slow burn but holds your attention and you ain't thinkin "how much longer?" like titanic

good acting and it goes by with nice flow and no drag

the bad guys aint as bad as you'd think and the good guys got edge

its bada55, cool, and entertaining and has good music and acting

its mot trying to be political or force a moral but gives good action and a nice build up/release like the 00s x men 1

speilburgh and taentino liked it and it inspired em as did George lucas and it drew inspiratuion from john ford and other classic westwrns

a well made film and a good watch

For Once Upon A Time In The West 2 I want Bronson to return and find the town has been taken over by a tribe of sasquatch that have enslaved the people and use them for breeding hybrid monsters, and he has to save them and blow out their devolved kids, as well as lead an uprising against the demon apes. Also its a 16 bit Run N Gun on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as Charles Bronson and fight devolved sasquatch hybrids and the bosses are in demon mech armor like a death metal album.

Yukoku Review

 Note: I spell better than Gaijin

Yukoku

This is Ore Samma No Review On Yukoku or Patriotism from the distant future year to Tojo of 1966 (40 years before Transformers Season III)

Its directed by Yukio Mishima who based it on his poem and after he had an uprising but was beat, actually did seppuku

he was also very loyal to Japan and wound up turning queer but was pretty hard right

It stars him and a chick who's not on back door, candy a55, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, soy boy, beta male, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants Wikipedia

I never saw this b4 but an openly heteo guy from soviet Canada sent me the link so imma give it a look

after he pulled out his guts his woman waned all copies of the film destroyed, but the original negatives were found and it exists today

after credits on a scroll being unrolled it goes to the story with in feb 1936 Toky was under martial law adter a coup d;etat attempt by young soldiers who said they were more loyal to the Emperor than the corrupt politicians they iced

to be fair, Thomas W Dixon did a stint in ploitcs and said its the most corrupt back door thing he's ever seen

Plus Hirohito was a nice guy who loved his country and wife

In Mortal Kombat: Raiden renounced godhood to save people and Shao Khan is a brutal ruler who killed countless people he oppressed, Kinda like how Hirohito renounced the title of living god to save his country from America, and mao zedong killed 30-80 million of his own people, Also Raiden is a Japanese name and Shao Khan is a different kind of Asian

so Lt Takeyama was a member of this group but didn't join in and the others didn't out him cuz he loved his woman Reiko like the chick in Valis

The attempt seemed to work but after a few days the imperial injunction quelled it like in Nobonaga's Ambition

Takeyama was in the Palace Guards and would have to fight his homies who were called rebels like 1997 and The Confederates i mean 1776.

then it says this is like a Noh Play, and Chapter 1 Reiko, the Lt's wife saw  in his face resolution as he goes to tha palace after the attempt, if he bites it, so will she and gathers her items for her fam before she goes to h-ll as suicide is a sin

we see her in a room writing keepsakes from reiko and with itnms of small animak

a mans hand is seem imposed over her and her translucent husband feels her face like a ghost which i thik is her remembering him

then he remembers em b0ning and his handimpsed over her leg as she puts her hand to it, then a rectangle thing andfshe fades in and out and then them bowing to it

she goes to the door and then its chapter II the Lt's return at midnight where he returns home and the guard changed and he's free til the AM when he has to ice his homies

he sez he cant do it but wants to be loyal to the emperor and as he's from a Samurai Family, there's only 1 way out; seppuku!

reiko understanfs and will go to h-ll wuith him and they are happy and he wants to go 1st

then we see him in uniforme and she helps him with his coat and they are together in the roomand he looks kinda ike Yasunori Kato from Teito Monogatari in that unifirm and hat but we dont see his eyes

they look ather written thing and he pulls her close and says things but we dont har his words, only usic

he moves his hand by his gut like seppuku and she takes his hand to her neck and they look at each other and kiss

Chapter III final love, what is this? an anime? the scroll sez its pure and passionate as a ritual before the gods (when god gives you lemons yoy find a new god) and for the 1st time they can reveal their secret desires

like weird fetishes? age regression? pig transformation? crotch transformation? butt pregnancy? Feet? Pregnant feet with babies wiggling around in big swollen meaty feet?

so they lost their shyness knowing they are alredy dead amd say bye to each others flesh

are they b0ning? we see em laying on a thing w/o clothes but don't see the parts or nips or buttcrack

they look at each others openly Japanese eues and then the katana on a gun rack for swrdsthen make out and seem to b0ne from the shoulder area up

she lays down and he puts his hands on her face which i guess is his/her wtish then we see messy hair on her head as he runs hus hands through it

then outta nowher we ee his foot long b0ner and a long thin strand of poop comes out

jk really he puts his hat on and salutes  then he puts his fingers on her face and i think he's dressing her with close ups of her hand

then hwr belly buttom and his hand on it and he doesn't 0ne it like tommy wiseau

she gets yp and he lays back and she puts her face on his and smooches

don't worry, its bot p0rn0, its an art film, wait, that sounds wrong, but iys not gross with a crotch shown or butt pooping spurn

we see his chest and man nips and then they laying in a pose together

chapter IV lt does seppuku. What is this? Yugioh with titles like "Joey dies"

so hes standin in a speedo with his hat on and a blade and they wrote on paper "long live the Imperial Forces lt shinji Takeyama"

his names shinji? like dat candya55 from vangelion? no wonder he eats his gun!

they bow to the ectngle and he gets his unifornme on and looks at her and she looks bak then bows

he gets his katana out and wipes it so its not dirty, dont anna getta infection when cutting out ur guts

wait he wraps ir and opens his coat and  ipens his pants ands grabs the katana by thre paper on the blade

he cuts his leg to tes it then eventully puts it in his torso and screams

he slowly pulls it across his bely as blood spill and its inky black lik in inuyasha and hes all sweaty and sriggling

he uses both hands and blood bursts out but its nt too bad, unless ur a beta male who can't handle blood

we see his guts anfing out and its pretty bada55 and his blood fills he floor and gets on his womns White Kimono

he pulls is organs to his mouth and starts eating them with a crazed look in his eyes

jk thats anthropophagus. Really he foams at the mouth and jeks the katana ans she gets to her feet and helps him and he jerks it our and sprays blood then bites it

chapter V Reiko's suicide. I think this wull have a happy ending

so she talks around her room for a while and goes outside and leaves her huband in his blood mess

she goes to some room and the door closes behind her even though this is the 30s and they don;t got automatic doors

she sits down and looks at a mirror and this whole thing was b/w with proper fullscreen and kind of a slent film

she puts on make up and ventually gets u and goes back to hermain room with her husband gone and a pool of blood whre he was

wait hes still there and its only the spilled blood him him

ponyboys froend-people sure got a lot of blood in enm

i thought it was like dbz where Kami took Goku's body to the next world

she turns her man over and kisses his dead mouth and stands up and he White Kimomo is bloodsoaked

she sits dowb and pills out a small blade, a Washizaki? then licks it and looks at her husbands meat pile smiling

she puts it to her neck and we see her hands holding it as she thrusts and then a black screen sprayed eith gray fluid

you show him pulling out his guts not not the cick slitting her neck? thats not treating the genders equaly. hate crime! we should have seen her pull out her guts too to be gender balanced!

lol jk

so she's laying on her husbsnds body then it shows the poster they had with charactrs for Wholehearted Sincerity that were there the whole movie.

Who has a poster for 1 word??

then it zooms ot and above and they are on a flor with flds on it as the music swells

then a scroll with hands holdng it saying the end 1966 Ichiro hiraoka

the end

That was pretty well done

its 27 mins and is pretty much a Noh Play whic I never really saw but this was good

its artistic and has good emotion and acting and s a silent film kinda with good gore and effect

kinda goes back to the 20s with a 2 reeler and a bit of classic tragedy but hopeful in a weird way

only 2 eople tell a deep story

too bad the director went on to kinda live this film and seppuku in an uprising to help the Emperor

but Teito Monogatari tells an alternate look at why he did it

Yeah its kinda dark, but done in a lite way, like Sailor Moon

For Yukoku 2 I want an army guy to check on him as he got a sense to do so and found em. He called a medic and they saved em and in the hospital, they see what they did. As Rasputin survived being gutted, they guy might too, plus the cold weather slowed the blood or w/e to keep em alive. He tells his story and it moves the Emperor to see the error of letting the politicians have their way and takes command to bring Japan back to the feudal era. Then decides to work wth America to fight the commies and they take on the brits and soviets as they wre the worse side. Also its a 16 bit 2 player Shmup on Sega Genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and ba, where you play as a fighter pilot and go through soviet and brit forces to take out their weapons baes, that turn into giant mechs that you gotta take out their key points to make em fall and blow.