Timecop Review

Note: I spell timely

Timecop

This is my review on Timecop from the distant future year to the best Spaniard Francisco Franco, of 1994(20 years before robotexh season 1)

Its directed by Peter Hyams who did 2010: The Year We Make Contact/Sudden Death/End of Days

It stars the cool Jean-Claude Van Damme who KNOWS whats up, from Bloodsport/Kickboxer/Double Impact/Last Action Hero/Hard Target/Lionheart/Street Fighter/Maximum Risk/Double Team/In H=ll/Wake of Death/Universal Soldier: Day of Reckoning/Friends/Robot Chicken, closet italino Mia Sara from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Chicago Hope, sometimes commie Ron Silver from The Rockford Files/Chicago Hope/The West Wing/Law & Order/Crossing Jordan, Texas he broo Bruce McGill from National Lampoon's Animal House/The Last Boy Scout/Cliffhanger/Shallow Hal/The Sum of All Fears/Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde/Runaway Jury/Collateral/Cinderella Man/Behind Enemy Lines II: Axis of Evil/Law Abiding Citizen/Quantum Leap/Walker, Texas Ranger/Home Improvement/Justice League/Numb3rs/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Cleveland Show/Family Guy/The Good Wife/Blue Bloods, new York commie Gloria Reuben from 2000s Shaft/Polka Dot Door/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Numb3rs/Drop Dead Diva/Blue Bloods/2020s The Equalizer, openly Canadian Scott Bellis from the outer limits, Scott Lawrence from Cloverfield/2009 Avatar/Star Trek Into Darkness/Growing Pains/Quantum Leap/Law & Order/JAG/The West Wing/American Dad!, Kenneth Welsh from Crocodile Dundee II/Death Wish V: The Face of Death/Legends of the Fall/The Day After Tomorrow/The Aviator/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/Survival of the Dead/The Outer Limits/Law & Order/Eerie, Indiana: The Other Dimension/Twitch City/The Man Who Saved Christmas/This Is Wonderland/The Murdoch Mysteries/Star Trek: Discovery, Brad Loree from The Cabin in the Woods/Tooth Fairy/2012/Watchmen/Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer/X-Men: The Last Stand/Catwoman/White Chicks/X2: X-Men United/Halloween: Resurrection/Smallville/Mission to Mars/Shanghai Noon, Kevin McNulty from Ernest Goes to School/2005 Fantastic Four/Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures/Liar, Liar: Between Father and Daughter/The Outer Limits/The Adventures of Shirley Holmes/Smallville/The Good Wife/Arctic Air/Murdoch Mysteries/Unspeakable/The Good Doctor, Gabrielle Rose from The Journey of Natty Gann/Sliders/Smallville/R.L. Stine's The Haunting Hour, openly tattooed Callum Keith Rennie from Memento/Fifty Shades of Grey/Warcraft/Twitch City/Painkiller Jane/Star Trek: Discovery, evolutionarily challenged Veena Sood from Final Destination 2/The Butterfly Effect 2/The Outer Limits/Super Dave's All Stars/Smallville/masters of Science Fiction/little MQ5k on the Prairie/My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic/2020 The Twilight Zone/Molly of Denali, and a few guys not on back door, candy a55, beta male, soy boy, frooty booty, gender offender, Sodom bottom, wiener cleaner, cripple nipple, Creator hater, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wiipedia who thinks questioning things makes you "pseudohistorical" but questioning gender makes you "ourself"

Its based on a comic i never read and was Jean Claudes biggest hit

i saw it before and dont recall much bit a few scenes stand out and critics thought it was a discount terminator bit i think it does its thing well

It had a sn es game but that one s-cked so play Unversal Soldier on Sega Genesis as its Turrican with changed graphics and a 30 foot tall Dolph Lundgren

after 90s logos and credits and tutle we geta idescreen 90s colored rainy outside with a horse cart coming by

a man in da road sees em brings a shipment of gold to General Lee and wants it but when hdy don't give it, he machine guns em

then in 1994 the govhas a meetingand a black guy wants money for a nerd whodid time travel and he made it work

you cant go forward as the future didn't happen yet but can go back but can f up history and they need a new gov department for time management

but if a rival gets time travel and changes history it could f America up

so a guy bought a nuke with gold fromthe 1800s and they agree to madke a time beurough

then we see mia saraby a clock shop andJean Clude sez theres never enough time and they are husband and wife

JC stops a guy purse snatching with his footat the neck and he submits to the superior Europeanist

he's got a dangerous o and has to travel in a new way than she knows and she sez she can see the future where theyget together

later he's i bed with her in a rainstorm and i think they b0bed but she wants t tell him something and dont answer the phone

he answers and has work as a guy called in sick and he has to cover and she'd tell him her news when he gets back

jc goes out snd is beat upin a sneak attack and shot but after the guys go he reveals he had a vest

a guys attacking his woman and the house blows b4 he can get in and shes dead like in Sonic 06

then its wallstreet 1929 and a guy umped off the roof and splattered

a geezer comes by, wait hes a stockbroker and reads the paper then a 90s paper wait its 00s, listens to 80s music on a Walkman and checks the outcomes on the 2004 news, then buys the ones that do well there

but how would they stay good if he bought em? remember the butterfly effect? 1change leads to others?

so jean clude comes to take him bac and beats up thegoons with sticks and doing the splits

stock guy gets a cyber gun and JC evades but when it runs outhe sezhe'd stay here and can't tell orthey'd wipe out his ancestrs

buthe sez its a senator trying to run but can't go bac or his fams wiped out but if he dies here its only him

stock jumps out a window and JC grabs him and warps back to the distant sci fi fture year of 2004

he's tried and cuz he's a time officer is charged harder and is sentenced to execution, so he's sent bac and falls into his 20s car as a cop sez tomorrow might've been better

this is a lot lie udge dredd which came oit i think in 95, the year after this

so in time central some guys are trying to f history and buy things in the past

the black guy an  senator come by  and JC seems wary of him and they walk around thbase and talk of JC's partnr who just got it

senator sez its dangerous to time travel and if a guy meeys his past self it f's out cuz the same matter cant occupy the same space

like Sailor Moon?

senator in a meeting is told he might not have enuff even with another trip back and he don't care

JC sez he knows the senator is the bad guy and owns half the agency but chief sez hes not an JC better have good evidence to go after a candidate

JC vant change gis past to save her and later watches home movies of his woman and talks with em of his woman

he sleeps and an Asian assassin attacksand he fights em offin boxers

jc wins but a guy attack with a tazer and JC has theasasson get i and evades getting zapped by a spilled water cooler bottle by doing the splits on the couner

his new partnet comes on and the other guy gets away and he comes to work to complain about wanting to go after the senatpr

his new parftner is super slilled cuz we cam't have a cr-ppy woman in here or that would make em look bad, but when guys are cr-ppy its laughed at

so JC and new partner go on this space ship thing that launche em at this gate thing and they warp in time

they are in 94 and she sez she wishe she could tell herself not to b0ne a guy after a party

she tells him she oined to keep people safe

they check out a warehouse andsenator is making a deal wit a guy and its a factory with deal guy gives him a check

then furure senator comes by ad sez dont cash it and dont touch me as the same matter cn't occupy the same space

future senator shoots factory guy for nterrptin hi talking to himself and JC gets em at gunpoint

neq partner gets em at gunpoint andjc comes down and pstseator sez its gonna be like the 80s wt the rich getting rcher and they need a g o rich he wont bow  anymore

partnwr turns on JC and sides wth seator ad senator caps the factory guy but b4 he does JC he trows a guy in the way and beats em out an escapes

he takes some out ND senator gets hit and a scar forms on future senators face

so the fight goes on and factory gets f'd with liquid nitrogen he throws a guy i and shatters his atm then throws him into a light thin

also chemicals catching fire and blowing and JC umping around

JC goes to end senator butnew partner attackand he takes get down but senator caps her and escapes in time saying i my dutyre ur dead

JC goes bac and finds the future changed and gutted the agency and took over andno one remembers the real past

the agency is going down andc has chief check the sealed archive and JC reveals the prototype ime machine asn't dismantled and senator has it

senator decides to change hisyory and wak JC and i he leading candiate

JC beats out the guards and goes back as chief sacrifices himself

In the 90s he checks his palm pilot and findswhere his nw partper is in the hospital and talks with her

he gets a sample of her bloodand finds in the hospital is a pregnancy test for his wife and she's positive for pregnancy

so they iced his woman and kid

so he checks on partner and she's dad and he eacapes the hoappial by jumping out a window like the lion  oz

he gets to the mall and meets his woman and brings her off to sae her but be careful, theres a bby in the oven

a beat em up punk looking guy comes by and they evade him in a closet and he sez hes max from 10 years from now and theres tme travel

she comes out and they sees 90s JC and he sez dont tell him anythingand he smooches her which isn't cheeting as hes the same guy

they redo the opening and we see the seator get a message and he clears his sheduel

she dont wnthim to to answer the phone and goes to mee fuure JC and he sez shes not eD and keep him upstairs

he goes up and sez shes pregnant and futue JC fights guys as a gun goes off and past hero cuts the power and in thw ark fture herobeats guys

toughs come by to ice em and wife s on the roof and a JC beats on guys inside

past jc gets on the roof but is attacked and hags by his hands and wife slides down andis held by past hero

a thug  stomps onpat heors hand an  future hero shoots him from below wait its C and he had a gun in his other hand

he gets wife to the side and she escapes

jc takes out more guys and senator and his goons take woman captive andis gonna blow the place with c in it

past jc caps someguys and saves em and future hero fihts a guy and is saves by past hero

future jc is there or something i tink i fd up and futre se sentatror i gonan blow the place bt future jc sent a meesage for past senator to come

wife hits future bad guy in the part and he shoot her in th arm and jc kicks past senator into fite senator and they deolve and fuse and melt into 90s cg and dissolve

he gets wife out and lays her by past him andretunrs and te agency is good again and senator vanished one day

his new partner isn't dead and he sez the guy she b0ned is waiting for a second chance

he goes hime and the soviets still haven't chaned history to beat the humans andhe goes home in hs cybercar and sees his suand wife and is happy

she has something to tell him and he sez hes not going anywhere and they go inside as cedits play to a 90s song

the end

tht was pretty good

no rally terminator but it had tme travel and pregnancy

like saying gone with the wind is like parl harbor cuz both are American war movies with love triangles

jean claude acts pretty well in here and has good oves and te bad guy is good at being evil

but the past selves are good at being different than the future ones

good 90s effects and the story is interesting ad it had good twists

i honestly forgot about her having his kid in her womb

its a solid sci fi action film and i like how he got the good ending

mia sara i good in this and its good to see her again and i forgot about the partner turning on him

its pretty good and holds up, even if 2004 was a while ago

For Timecop 2 I want him to go on a mission to the past but finds its actually a high tech area as the ancients had higher tech than we were lea to believe. Also he has to try to stop a malcontent trying to end slavery sooner which would screw up the timeline and prevent us from being made. Its also a 128 bit action game like Zelda on Dreamcast, GameCube, p2 and xbox where you play as Jean Claude and go around solving puzzles in ancient areas and undoing damage done by the malcontent.