Monday, July 28, 2025

The Telephone Girl And The Lady Review

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The Telephone Girl And The Lady

This is my review on The Telephone Girl And The Lady from the distant fiture year to Yagyu Jubei of 1913 (100 years before robotexch season 1)

its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart

it stars Mae Marsh from Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/1933 Alice in Wonderland/The Grapes of Wrath/1943 Jane Eyre/1947 Miracle on 34th Street/The Snake Pit/The Quiet Man/The Robe/1954 A Star Is Born/The Searchers/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Claire McDowell from The Mark of Zorro/The Big Parade/20 Ben-Hur/The Viking/The Big House/The House Of Darkness/Under Burning Skies, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Walter P. Lewis from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy/Tol'able David, Harry Carey from Judith of Bethulia/The Trail of '98/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Duel in the Sun/Angel and the Badman/Red River/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, John T. Dillon from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy/The Mothering Heart, Madge Kirby from The Musketeers of Pig Alley, Joseph McDermott from The House Of Darkness/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Kate Bruce from The Tender Hearted Boy(Which I never saw but is a kind heart softening title)True Heart Susie/Way Down East/The House Of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Gertrude Bambrick from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/The Mothering Heart, Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Sadie Thompson/The House Of Darkness/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Charles Hill Mailes from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart

I nevr saw this but its written by Anita Loos who wrote Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and The Musketeers of Pig Alley and its by Griffth so its probably good

ater totle we see the lady get a letter about jewels

hn we se the hirl whos a elephone operator but in the 1st wor;d as we didn't outsource it o the slums of human waste and wasted humans

the lady calls and the rl picks up and connects her to the jewelry place

text sez it noon and thinking o the store the fater likes the grocerymans suit

ho he runs a stan by the road

1 chic leaves and text sez the girl and sergent on the beat

this cop meets the girl and she spazzes out all eited an they go to this store with a guy introducing her to a guy

the cop wigs out and goes and i thn its an arranges marriage an she dont want it

the lady goes  n a cart and the dad wants the store for hsi aughter and hes the guy who wants her married to the guy

she loos sad and worried and this other il comes in nd leavesand gets a kettle as i thnk she might be an indentured servant or w/e

lady goes to Julius jorgenson jewleery and silver and gets a jewels but probably not containing an ulnilited power like in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle

but someone outside watches and as the lady leaves a guy steals a bke and no one will ever know like the dover boys

he chaes the car and girl adi think dad go arounand i thin encounter lady and go om

wair hes back in the phone place in a house as i guess they had itin regulr buldings intead of specially made ones

the lady ris in a car to a place by a plant area andthe bike thief follows and when lady goes in her homeshe loks at the jewels and gives it t eon

ait i thnkshe gave a gift t someone and its not da joolz

the gift gottwn girl goes in the car and lady hides the jewels in a afe in a wall behind a picture

the bike thief who is probably not a proto soviet spy who b0nes people dead, sneaks around where the gfit gotten girl went and goes in

wait the gift gotten girl left the place maybe unlocked with a guy

the lady i think goes to the phone place andgives something to the girl and its a letter inviting her to i think a job

wait its not the lady giving it its sent by he lady and it has earings

lady alls grl and they are happy but the bike thief comes in wearing a face mask like a loser and attacks the lady, probably for not wearing one and thinking she's a "danger"

girl hears m fight on da phone and bad guy tears out he phone hen looks around as gir scrables

crook wants da ewels and lady blacks out blicketee black and girl calls the cops like a good citizen but a riot call holds up the cops from getting the message

tey had random riots in the 1910s? was it lie mad max or soviet California or cesspool Detroit?

what were the people rotng against? was it some olde worlde tech being misused or attempted to be silnced?

was it te feminists going on a malcontent uprising? the commies?

this is right before ww1 so maybe its what THEY were planning and WE The People stood up?

so girl runs out and gets a cop on horse back and ries with him with a good shot of tem racing towarss the moving camera like Birh Of A Nationas the crook busts on the lady

lady reveals the safe and the crook gets the jewels and leaves but the cop comes in and they fight

crook i stangling cop so girl bite crooks hand as its like a car wash, if joe mama takes 5 mins, and jack mama akes 7 mins, how long does it take em together?

well even of joe does 90% and jack dos 1 hubcap its still better than joe alone cuz hes not doing it all

got that from boy meets worl

90s shows tauht uou a lot, better than steven universe with gender offenders

Now I've never actually watched Steven Universe. But from what I can gather, its some kind of Harem Anime with this chubby nerd kid and his alien girlfriends who fuse with him as a way of getting love maeking around the censors

Sort of like Eiken and how we never see nudity or actual s=xual things, but it has... "other things" in there to get close and keep it a clean PG13.. Am I right?

o gir beats n the cook with her girly hands and eventually the cop overpowers the crook and dos a WF flip over his ack then pins him for the count as more cops swarm in like a human version of gain swarming to eat your pets

i think the cop is er bf and they take im away as the girls hankfully and non queerly kiss eah other

latr lady gives another git and i thin it money so she lets girl marry her cop bf who i hope isn't an irish like biden, trudeau, ba rock, and kathleen kennedy who ran things into the round and ruined what they wer given dominion over

the end

that was pretty good

kinda rough to keep track a bit of whats going on but its an early ilm so thwy were learning

good hwroes racing on horse to save the woman attacke by a dangerous alleged human tha Griffith used in other filmsthe fight was well done

the gilr is wel ate by mae marsh and its motly well made

lad i saw thi one a good piece of griffoth

For The Telephone Girl And The Lady 2 I want the riot members to launch anthe attac and the bf is beat down. they are malcontents who want England to rule America again as they are neo loyalists and monarchists. So the dying chiefreveals a powr armor the cops kept hidden as it proves the olde worlde tech was advanced like the Mycenaeans or machu picu and h goes out and waste em. its also a 16 bit action game on sega genesis, snes, tg16, arati jaguar and gba where you play as the cop and go around the busted city and take out all the neo loyalists in each area but the leader is using it as a diverion to get inside a bulding underground and activate a metroplex battle city  thats the final boss of you takin out its cores over its body to overload it and blow it apart.

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