The Burglar's Dilemma Review

 Note: I spell like a amburgler

The Burglar's Dilemma

This is my review on The Burglar's Dilemma from the distant future ear to the marquis de sade of 1912(100 years before Robotech sason 1)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady

it stars Lionel Barrymore from Judith of Bethulia/America/Ben-Hur/The Show/West of Zanzibar/The Mysterious Island/Arsène Lupin/Rasputin and the Empress/the 30s Treasure Island/the 30s David Copperfield/Mark of the Vampire/The Devil-Doll/The Stars Look Down/Dragon Seed/It's a Wonderful Life/Duel in the Sun/Key Largo/Sadie Thompson/The House Of Darkness/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, Henry B. Walthall from The Birth Of A Nation/The Avenging Conscience/Judith of Bethulia/The Scarlet Letter/A Tale of Two Cities/The Devil-Doll/A Corner In Wheat/The House Of Darkness/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Adolph Lestina from The Musketeers of Pig Alley//Orphans of the Storm/The Mothering Heart, Gertrude Bambrick from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, Harry Carey from Judith of Bethulia/The Trail of '98/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Duel in the Sun/Angel and the Badman/Red River/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, John T. Dillon from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ, bada55 Lillian Gish from The Scarlet Letter/Judith Of Beethulia/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance/Broken Blossoms/Way Down East/Orphans of the Storm/Ben-Hur: A Tale of the Christ/La Bohème/The Wind/Birth Of A Nation/Duel in the Sun/The Night of the Hunter/The Whales of August/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch, Madge Kirby from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Telephone Girl And The Lady, frooty Frenchie J. Jiquel Lanoe from Judith of Bethulia/A Beast At Bay/The Mothering Heart, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady,  W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy/Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Mothering Heart, and a guy not on back door, aids bag, soy boy, frooty booy, geder offender, banana crammer, candy a55, bea male, hippie vegan stoner peta, Creator hater, Sodom bottom, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wikipeia who thinks j fk was 1 guy in a building but you can't cure sodomusness.

I never saw this but its griffish and ish s its peobably good

after title we see text ayingrepresnting manipulation of the hred degree he fallacy o circumstancial eveiende

the tet saying the oysehoder an hs weak a55 broter and we see 2 guys nt b0ning as thedevolved wanna see, as they thin 2 people cant have anything in common w/o them being in love

they ead 1 a paer 1 a gagZine and paper guy smokes wait both do

ten text sez the hoe owners homies coe by 4 a birhsay a we see his btler or slave or both bring in some chicks wo shake hands and kis on the cheek

text sez hes ealous of is bros droogs and they are drinking wine lie euripeans as Americans rink pop

cany a55 bro atays behind and looks through paper b4 thinking for a bit

owner saez bye to his homies and teres a framed picture of a woman and not a spoon on the wall

he goes vack and pours wine fr him/bro ad tey getta long

butler slave beins word and leaes and owner  is nice to his beta bro

butler leaes for the evening and text sez a reluctant uoung burglar under dominatiob of an older crook

we see the young crook smoking and unhappy ad the big crook comes in and when jr tands up o him i nearly stranled out

is this like starscrea and megatron?

candya55 bro stans up wobbly from oo much booze and ownr bro helps him but they fight an cany a55 beats i ou and thinks he ied him

he sees he has to get rid of the evience and as he's drunk, his spiritual defences are down so he gets possessed an starts eating him

jk realy he yells a him and shakes his arm and the crooks come by utside

the andya55 leave the room and turns out the light and the crooks come in as candya55 hidesand i think the small one pocets some this an lookarpund th room with a flash ligt

candya55 los the crook in the room with the body and books it then et a cop as small crook looks around in thr arkness

crook finds the body anchecks it an turns on the light but reak out an cant escape with the locked door

bro unlocks it and gets the cop and finds the crook with the bro.

another cop get some guys and crook jr denies it but is taken away

they fin items on crook for beugery and hold him by the body andhe freaking out

candya5 brother s reaking out friom guilt  and theres a commandment against bearing alse witness against thy neighbor but also murder and he did both

what next? adultry? gonn start b0in like a soviet?

they bring out crook and grill him  he crys and the cops check te body

then i thinkthe owner come t and snt dead ut was KOed and is kinda spazz out andburglar is take out wit a smokw

candya55 brother sits and text sez the owner forgives his trecheros rother and has a smoke

text se the small crook paid his price and is helpe to reak out of a crime life like how miles dad hlped zig and his devolved homie get out of the gng life cuz is malcontent son asked him to

now he i approached by ohi old prner who tehe cops scare off andsmall ex crook ges off on a new adventure lie lord of the rings or yransformrs crberron

the end

that was pretty good

i suspected h wasn't dead when it said he thought he killed him, but questioned it as it went on as he seemed dead

good acting and the young croom played by Robert harron was well done an showed innocence and regret

nice filming and its got that 1910 style i kinda like

its a good story and shows how things arn't always as they seem

look how Michael Jackson and Trump got framed, but beat it

good message and style and tale

For The Burglar's Dilemma 2 I want the younger ex crook to become an informant for theccops on crooks and finds this group is gonna steal this artifact in a museum tha could bring rin if connected to others, as its part of anciet tech, an he sends this cop to go after the pieces in museums to collect em, in the end the cops gets em all bt the crooks rveal its a dversn and they were making a moern version of it wit black arts and rutual sacrifice and unleash a huge fls mech of acrificed people, so the cop combines the items and makes a  power armor of golden ki connecting the pieces on hi an battle it. Also its a 16 bit game on sega genesis, snes, tg1. atari jaguar and gba where you play as tis cop and is like phatom 2040 and he last level you have a flying thing and rsh into the flesh swellings to but it an make it bow apart over the city.