Beautiful Girls Review

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Beautiful Girls

This is my review on Beautiful Girls fro the distant fture year to Osamu Tezuka of 1996(10 years beore Transformers season III)

its directed by cocainum user Ted Demme who did Life/Blow

It sars Matt Dillon from The Outsiders/The Simpsons/Modern Family, Noah Emmerich from Last Action Hero/The Truman Show/Life/Frequency/Windtalkers/Cellular/Super 8/Jane Got a Gun/The West Wing/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Annabeth Gish from Steel/Buying the Cow/Chicago Hope/The West Wing/The Cleaner/Pretty Little Liars/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Lauren Holly from Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story/Dumb and Dumber/Any Given Sunday/Spirited Away/Chicago Hope/Flashpoint/Designated Survivor, Timothy Hutton from Iceman/The Dark Half/The General's Daughter/Kinsey/The Ghost Writer, openly irish Rosie O'Donnell from Blue's Clues/Judging Amy/Drop Dead Diva/American Dad!/A League of Their Own/Sleepless in Seattle/The Flintstones/Harriet the Spy/disneys Tarzan, Max Perlich from Ferris Bueller's Day Off/Cliffhanger/Maverick/Homeward Bound II: Lost in San Francisco/1999 House on Haunted Hill/Blow/Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Wild Thornberrys/Crossing Jordan/Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, pro evil Martha Plimpton from The Goonies/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/The Real O'Neals/Baroness von Sketch Show, pr animal rights, anti cop feminist Natalie Portman fr9m Mars Attacks!/Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace/Zoolander/Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones/Cold Mountain/Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith/V for Vendetta/Black Swan/Jane Got a Gun/Sesame Street/The Simpsons, Michael Rapaport from The Basketball Diaries/The 6th Day/Sully/Fresh Prince of Bel Air/The War at Home/MadTV/Celebrity Ghost Stories/Pound Puppies/The Big Bang Theory/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Celebrity Wheel of Fortune, The good Italino Mira Sorvino from The Stuff/Modern Family/Blue Bloods/Celebrity Jeopardy! human sacrificing uma Thurman from Pulp Fiction/Batman & Robin/1998 The Avengers/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief/American Dad!, Pruitt Taylor Vince from J FK/Natural Born Killers/Dr. Dolittle/The Cell/Constantine/Quantum Leap/Chicago Hope, Anne Bobby from Bioshock, Sam Robards from A.I. Artificial Intelligence/Law & Order/The Outer Limits/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The West Wing/Blue Bloods/The Good Wife, openly French David Arquette from Buffy the Vampire Slayer the movie/Airheads/Never Been Kissed/Eight Legged Freaks/The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D/the Scream series/Blossom/Friends/Static Shock, Richard Bright from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II /The Godfather Part III/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Adam LeFevre from Philadelphia/2004 The Manchurian Candidate/2004 Taxi/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/The Good Wife, John Carroll Lynch from Grumpy Old Men/The Cure/Face/Off/Mercury Rising/Gothika/Gran Torino/Frasier/Tuesdays with Morrie/The West Wing/American Dad!/Turn: Washington's Spies, Tom Gibis from Digimon Adventure 02/Naruto, John Scurti from 2005 tom crise War of the Worlds/The Amazing Spider-Man/Law & Order/Baywatch Nights/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/Monk/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Blue Bloods/Bull.

i never saw this b4 but its on amazon prime and da wants to watch somthing fun

afer title and credits t a song asa guy goes around we see guys in a car stopping by a place as it snows and main guy sez bye to a woman

his orange hair homie tells him the ccks married but he dont care and they drive off

in a diner Michael rapaport trys uing the phone and his womans not home and thinkshe's b0ning a guy so he bets and is told either way he loses, either his woman or 20$

rapaport goes out to face his woman and ues his plow to stuff snow on a garage door

then its day and a guy brings his kidsand talks with a kinda devolved looking guy about devolvo seeing a chick and drops him off

devolve goes in and has bags and da geezer there asks if hes staying long and wants to watch golf

he goes up and meets his brother who's getting up and geezer i is dad and they talk 4 bro takes a big black dump

later main guy talks with rapaport about his woman b0ning that meat cuter whos 40, divorced and has III kids but his woan a vegetarian

in the day main guy shovels cr-ppy and talks with age 13 natalie portman who gets along and finds main guy iswait ts not main guy its evolved guy, is there for his high school reunion

rapport asks around for the meat guy and his womanwhines of him blocking her driveway and he gives her a ring to be married and she sez its gonna f it up

they take it outside and bcker and he sez this isn't wat he dont want and she sez you go for wat you want, not avoid wat u dont want

main guy ad devolved guy drive and talk and go to a diner to talk with rapaport whogi a brwn diamond and bicker as the owner offers apps, as he calls appetizers

devolvo retunns he ad natalie talks and seems to have a thing or him as a lot of Hollywood guys like em that age

latr aa londe talks with main guy after b0ning and thinks he s-cked after high school and goes to talk with openly irish Rosie O'Donnell who sez dump him and talks of age

blonde loves him and rosie keeps trying to blame the guy for not committing and when blone wants to takesome blame, rosie ries poisoning her aganst it

blonde wants to have a party or him and we see Rappaport plugging driveways with snow like butts sealed by items stuc in likesoviet san fran sicko

later its day and devolved guy talks with awoman and i think her husband of taking work and citizenship and being a salesman but dad of the kids i think sez hed s-c at it

the guys at night talk of guys who work and drun and uma comes in as the couin of i think thedner owner

they find her hot being a blond blue eyed chic like sailor venus or rangaku Matsumoto and talk with her to find shes in dvertizing

they claim to own their own business, 1 guys a textile plant, 1 guys construction and 1 is pianist

uma has em do shots and devolved guy plays piano swet caroline and they have fun

then its day and rosie b--ches about how girls with big b00bs have big butts even though some are naturally thicc lie viva la Valerie or randalin

they go to a store and she --ches abot magazine baes getting wor done to look better than saggy hags like her

devolved guy talk with natalie who has a guy she likes whos 12 and okes of b0ning and drugs

iside kids dad and orange hair guyplay super Nintendo and devolved guy rates girls by face/body/personaliy

at nightblone has main guy stop by a place to pee and itsa surprize b day party and i think main guy is came onto by ather chick

main guy drives othr girl hoe and se wants to be b0ed by hm bu he refuses and she gets whiny

in a bar devolved guy i into natalie and sez in 10 years he'd b 39 and shed be 23 so its kosher

main guy goes to see blonde but i told she sleeping and put a lot of work in the party

thn its day andrapaport is in a hut on the ice amd devolved guy comes n to find rapatport giot adate

deolved guy talks with natalie skating and se wants him to be her bf and sez dont marry the new York gurl and wait til you meet someoe good lie the wizard of oz how it was in his home

he ez thers age but she sez Romeo an uliette was young love, even though they suicided, ad she sez wait 5 yars and she's 18

he sez she'd not remember him and would grow up and ts like how Christopher robin outgrew pooh and he walks off

later rapport goe to a bar with uma and eventually tells her the girl looking at em is his ex who left him for a meat cutter

they dance sey as ex gf watches and gets mad and goes off

uma goes out and main guy offrs her a ride and talks of her liking guys saying good night sweet girl

then it day and rapport sez hi ex ses she dont need him anddevoled guy se take down the mode pixtues but he okes of devoved guy being erry lee lews, but is ok if the gil can cu her own foo(oy vey!)

rapaport goes on a speech of model and devolver thinks hes like a srrial killer

main guy and kids das wife are in the library a talking of their indecent connection andgoing to the reunion and he thinks she'd see if he rally broe up with her

devoved guy plays piano for ua andremembers his teaher words for his piano and get her to go icefising with him in the hut without pizza

in ther he sz how he dont like the new York giel coming and wants more times o try romance before marriage andsees it as the end and wants to have these romance wuth a girl

uma sez someone out there is jealous of him for having that with a girl and she leaves sayng he thinks he'd not see her agai but she sez thy will reunite

then its day and devolved guys woma comes and they have dinner but devolved guy looks out the window at natalie ortman who sez looking out from above is like Romeo and uliette and his woman is pretty

they talk of comparing em and he wants to reunite with her later as he knows she' go well

devolved guy drives with his woman and gets along and main guy wants to skip his high school reunion as they'd not like him beng good

main guy wants to watch all 12 parts of rich man poor man and rapparoty wants to see it but ditches him to watch his cr-p and j=rk off rung tears of blood and cutting himself

so he goes to the bar or dinr or w/e and drinks andat thereunion the girls including back door rosie who is lie Kathy bates in misery

rapaport tells off devoved guy for letting uma see the real him like the wizard of oz behind the cirtain

wait this is the reunion and kids dads wife is told off by a guy she was mean to in high school fr being a b--h

main guy is confronted by a guy who's wife he's b0ning andwhen man guy goe out the gu whos wfe he b0ned an a buncha guys confront him and beat im up ter taking some hits

he did well for 4 on 1

so the friends find out and go ight the guys but find he was trying to help his fam and hey had snowplowed his car for nothing

and is not the ids dads wife but the guy who confronte hims wife

so mai  gus nna make it anddevolved guy is gonna retrn to soviet new yor and goes to his 00s to b0ne his gf wo se be a panist n a saleman

then potman comes n and shoot his gf saying "I'm ur one and only"

jk really main guy talks about cr-p i dont care about in the hospital bed to blonde ad Rappaport does hi woman driveway rigt

devoved sees main guy and sez hes going as more guy come in

devoved guy goes off and sez bye to natali who okes with rapaport and orange haired guy in a plow sez bye and they go on seperate paths as crediys play to sweet caroline

the end

this was pretty good

not too rough, and had some deep ideas like looking for wat you want intead of avoiding what you don't

the 13 yar old into a grown man seems like something THEY would like, but in Sailor Moon Serenas lie 14 and hr bf is in college and has a ob and car

Pus tat Prince Diamond thing

good acting by some kinda evil people but it an entertaining watch

its mostly people living life and not much acion or drama but a few scenes got it

its well made and i prtty 90 and kinda small town in the winter but despite sounding lie my life, i don't relate to it

glad i saw it

it has flow and don't drag an holds attention without cramming a lot in and has a good pacing.

For Beautiful Girls 2 I want it to be about the uy who was beat up trying to rcover as he got brain damage so they try an experimental tech implant that makes him spazz out and wake up covered in organ. Turns out, its ascientist using him to get revenge on those who wronged him and he's using the guy as an assassin. Also its a 16 bit game like Pac Man 2 on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where youn play as the scenist and guide the zombified guy around to d stuff w/o drect control