A Film Johnnie Review

Note: i spell like john wiles booth but not

A Film Johnnie

This is my review on A Film Johnnie from the distant fitue year to john wilkes booth of 1914(100 years before roboteh eason 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did nothin i saw

it strs openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader, Mabel Normand from The MasqueraderTillie's Punctured Romance, Ford Sterling, possible ancestor of Max and Dana Sterling from Robotech, from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933, nd a few i never saw in anything

I never saw this but wanted to do some Roscoe so this is public domain

it starts with chaplinlookung at posters amf i think he into a chick on 1

he goes in the thraete an watches a civil war movie or w/e with a battle of horsemen going uphill an moke covering the battlefield from a high ip lookin down shot

a guy hates on chaplim putting his le on him and everyone crys at the movie like its the 1st pokemon movie where that 10 yar old got it

chaplin squeezes his sock or glove or c0ndom  he cried in and its soked

his eyes are gonna fall out from all the crying

he gets up with his candy a55 stickin out and kicks the guy his leg was on and they fight

an usher ushes em and maes em sit and a keystone girl comes on

they wanna b0ne her but she looks kimda f'd  and unevolved

a guy n the film tries b0ming her aND chaplin thinks fiction is real like guys whining of fining the sailor moon chick ho wen they were teens or w/e in 92

he wigs out and beats on guys lie hes a soviet and gets thrown out for being a p o s

he lusts after the poster of a champion driver but resists the urge to start j=rkin off on it as he has a hint of morality for now

then keystone actors come to the studio and chaplins there smoking like a Frenchie

a fata55 gives im a v=coin and goes on nd he acts fan like on another one to get an other coin  but the guy leaves w/ wastig his monet on this nut

chaplin gets disgruntled and sucks his faeg angrily as dudes and chicks go by

he sees the chick he lusts after and follows but the studio door closes ad he's kind of a stalker who's probably gonna eat his gun on her front lawn

the gurd sez they dont want bums and he sneaks in when another guy goes in

he sees the stufio and its like geore melies an gets bumpe around by guys setting up a scene

this chick goes by and he gets aroused as she was in an open coat

he fnds a gun and f's with t and after being bumped around by a guy getting a wall thing hey film a scene with a dude and a cchick and a guy breaks in and attacks

Charlie cant tell fiction from reality like people whining of video games being too hot and attacks the actor doing the scene and comes onto the girl

the director tries to stop him but he boots directer int a table that f's oit like its made in china

the chick shoves him on his candy a55 and he pulls a n and fires at da floor like a maniac

director tries to stop him so he fires at his feet and chases director away

man he walks weird, probably got crippled in the boer war

and how many shots did that gun have?

its like Contra or something

he lights a smoke by shooting it and blows smoke then shoots it like some brain cripple who found his dads gun an smokes, probably a teen

he fires a few times to smoke up the area with poison and leaves then kicks the guard wo tries to stand up

the studio caught fire fm being shot... somehow, and this moustache duide sees it burning and wants to use it to finish his film

he gets on a phone in a box on a pole an calls as the sudio guys wig ot

chaplin runs after f ing up the place and the studio guys dri9ve out an film the brning area

chaplin still cant tell reality from ficioon and would probably go on tirades against people saying and things about anime characters hes gay for online, and attacks a guy in the filming

the firemen come and Charlie dumps a bucket of water on a wood piece then director gets it to tr to bust chaplins empty head

chaplin runs and directer swings at hm but the wood hits the camera and he ixes it

chaplin laughs at the damage he caused like a c=ck sucker and tries to capture the girl to have in his butt dungeon to b0ne the holes he cuts in her limbs every day

2 guys hold back director for some reason and the firemen hose em off like a prison movie

the chick who has a thicc a55 strangles charlies and leaves him to die by the wall but he's revive by being hose off by firemen

he spits water after turning his ears and leaves

the end

that was pretty fun

holds up today with people not understanding fiction isn't real

and stalkers after actors

the title comes from stage door johnnie. a guy who loitered by actors entrances of theaters hoping to meet em or getta job

i don't think i saw roscoe in here but it was a good film

chaplin is such an a55 in here

the bad guy is the main character and wreavks havoc on people doing nothing wrong

later they did the tramp as a likable guy, but here hes a butt F

good gags and action and i honestly didn't expect it to go that way

a fun little filme

For A Film Johnnie 2 I want him to see a play and jump on the stage to save the actress but she fights him. then he carres her on rooftops and there's a chase like king kong. In the end, the woman has enough and pulls a gun from her bag and he devolves into an ape like forme and umps arpund as she fires on him. Also its an Atari 2600, sg-1000, nes, intellivision and colecovision game where you play as the chick and gotta press the button at the right time to escape or get your purse open and the final area is him jumping around and you am and fire at him enough times to blow him to pixels