Separate Tables Review

 Note: I spell seperate from normal

Separate Tables

This is my review on Separate Tables from the distant fuure yar to Saint Rasputin of 1858(70ih years before Robotech eason 2)

Is directed by Delbert Mann who did nothing I saw

It stars child sacrificing Rita Hayworth from nothing I recall, Deborah Kerr from 50s Quo Vadis/1953 Julius Caesar/From Here to Eternity/The Sundowners/The Night of the Iguana, David Niven from Cleopatra 1934/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Wuthering Heights 1939/The Moon Is Blue/Around the World in 80 Days 1956/My Man Godfrey, commie candya55 Burt Lancaster from Rope of Sand/From Here to Eternity/Apache/The Rainmaker/Judgment at Nuremberg/Birdman of Alcatraz/Airport/Field of Dreams, Wendy Hiller from Pygmalion/Murder on the Orient Express/The Elephant Man, Gladys Cooper from The Iron Duke/The Cockeyed Miracle/1948 The Pirate/The Secret Garden/The Twilight Zone, Cathleen Nesbitt from Pygmalion/1945 Caesar and Cleopatra, Felix Aylmer from The Iron Duke/Rhodes of Africa/Victoria the Great/Caesar and Cleopatra/Hamlet/195 Quo Vadis/1952 Ivanhoe/Exodus, Rod Taylor from World Without End/Giant/The Time Machine/One Hundred and One Dalmatians/The Birds/Kaw/The Twilight Zone/Murder, She Wrote/Walker, Texas Ranger, Audrey Dalton from Titanic 1953/Mr. Sardonicus, May Hallatt from Black Narcissus/Ivanhoe/Rob Roy, the Highland Rogue, and some brits i mever saw in anything

it based on 2 plaed fused into 1 by Terence Rattigan who did The Winslow Boy and liked b0ning men

I never saw this b4 but imma give it a chance

After title and credits to a mellow song of seperate tables  we see a hotel by the sea with seperate tables in great black/White with widescreen, 

a blonde comes bya fence and sits and evenuallya maor comes by after being away 2 days for visiting a friend who served in the deert campaigns and he's always helping people

he fought the Ais in WW2 or soviet England and they go home to her fam and e goes so mom b--ches at her for being openly into him and when she gets upset her mom is b--chy over having emotions

Sure glad we sided with England, Totally better than Zee Kser

Major goes aroundtalking on and on like a brit and talks to a bald guy and gets triggered when asked if he was in some place

a dark raired girl ho paints instead of having kids talks with a guy called Charles like the evil prince and goes out wit him to possibly b0ne but he don't get it like goku and luffy and udai

they play pool and not the swimming kind and a chic comes by with 6 suitcases and not the prison kind and gets a room

later its dinner or something and they bang chimes and not b0ne chimes andall eat at the same tme like slaves instead of when they feel like it

after dinnerdak hair wants chuc to wipe the lipstuck off and it attracts women and he suggests marrying so they can be open in their romance

she wants to talk more ut he keps eading a book sayng shut it

some broad b--ches at a guy coming in a window which is aganst the riles and burt lancaser comes by saying he's engaged to a chick who don't seem to be into it but they kiss and he wats to go to the beach at night, possible to b0ne

they sit at different tables andtalk when no one looks in an empty room and 1 maid/slsve sez u didn't eat and he sez he'd have 2 soups tomorrow

she sez its been 5 yars and hes not doing well and she was married butdumped the guy and something of going to London but i think he found abouther girl and wait i looed it up, they were in love b4

they kiss and he leaves and major sneaks around and gets the paper but is caught by the blondes mom and he sez he wanted toread it and is let to after mixing up the paper names

b--chy mom do't like hm and blonde sez he saw so much of life more than her and mom sez she did her best and took her on vacation

blonde wants to work as a call operator but mom thinks shes too mental and might have an autism attack or w/e

mom ets a paper and has a woman read it as her eyes s-ck and finds an officer pled guilty to insulting behavior in a movie and nudged her in the arm and tried to kiss or something and had moved seats 5x and was by chicks cuz he had a momentary aberration and got probation for 12 months as hes a war hero

b--chy mom wants to make maor leave to protect her daughter from a guy who nudged an arm andsat next to people as in cany a55 enla, thas lie sodomy, before they celebrated it

a woman played by Deborah kerr who i dont recognize or mixed up as everyone looks the sae i here reads a magazine of daughter and daughter thins shes pretty in a non queero way asits like silor mon

mom tells daughter not to be with maor but she asks why but mom thinks she cant take it but she bugs mom and mom lets her read da paper and is shocked

mom wants major sent out for pleaing guilty but burt questions it and stands up for the accused

this reminds me of dinks who whine about finding anime characters hot as if its a "danger"

1 devlved looking chick sez worse things are done in books or w/e anddefens him but bald wants him out

b--cy mom asks "are you on the side of Vice or virtue" t coerce her to say she sides wih b--chy mom and its 4-2

burt sez we didn't hear from daughter wo has an autism attack and burt wanted her to disagree with her mom publically

blone in fashion thing wo i think yeah its burts ex and she talks to himby the outside on how they wanted each other but he thought it was bad as they were different and having her breed but she cares for her figure more than her bloodline

also se wanted to enslave him and keep him from b0ning and its fun to do it to a non beta male

he's a bit drunk and she has him ive her a smoke and sez she wanted him but didn't wanna say love and don't like her husband and they smooch as she tries to seduce him

they o in and burts gf is thereand sez ex gf model has a phone call

new gf sez she new he liked ex and is pretty and ex ruined him but he sez he ruined himself and other cr-p but ex dont no she's his woman ony the publisher nows

b--chy mom sez they gonna have major leave by lunch

burt goes to ex and she wants t stay in te datk but he sez those who like the ak fear the light and truth and she gibbers  til he grabs her ne and leaves

burt goes and ex b--ches out following so he  backhands her ad gones on iving no f's andother dames find her

later devolved woman has a speech i didn't listen to and makor comes by to find daughter telling him they read the news and tol him to go

as hes a bit he gives up andse asks why'd you do it and he idn't know but its not his 1st time

since school he fears women as he was timind and shy and his dad made him oin the army but bit it b4 his commission.

in the armyt people respected him but didn't solve it and he sez it must be in the dark with strangers as its his fetish

she dont wanna hear it and he's sorry to her as she matter mot t him as they had much in common and got issues but found comfort in each other

sh dont wanna be like him and hates him telling lies but he sez he idn't like himself and sez he'd wrote

she asks wher hed go and he nows a man in London but she offer to help but he goes

the ex gf i think comes by ad daughter breas down saying she hates him but hopes he'd be ok

major returns and gives her a 6pince like 6liner in transformers and sez bye

she leaves saying Bless You and burt returns finding ex is ok and was waling all night probably bating p midgets

burt finds ex wasn't gonna marry and talks with his now gf who talked with ex

maor gets his c5-p and is gonna o and talks with gf abot how hes too candya55 to fight nd stay but she sez he'd not have to fake the major cr-p

churk and his woma are gonna marry an have kids and burt talks with ex abou how it wont work wth em and se breaks down whining

later major comes by for a mealand theres tension but devolved guyl se hi and one by one people talk o him

daughter talks to him and mom sez go but she sez no imma finish breakfast and mom is shcked at the n word, NO, and leaves

burt sez they don't got much home together but ex gf sez do they have much apart?

daughter talks nice with major and it pans out of the place to show the outside

the end

that was quite good

great acting and tory

good writing

wonerful filming

i hear the writer waned the maor to be harassing men but didn't

it won David Niven an Wendy Hiller scares and doesn't feel long and has good floow with no drag

its well done and shows how judgeing people accused of things can be rough

some things should be udged though and if someones a danger, they otta be stopped, butthis guy seems ok

oh no, he nudged someone! thats like a deboning!

For Separate Tables 2 I want the daughter to be ready to marry the major who's gotten over his issue with her help, but the b--chy mom can't forive and challenges him to a death match. In it, they have pistols at dawn andhe has to take her on to get his woman. But other' siding wit the mom volunteer and he has to face them 1st. Also the mom got bird nrves intalled in hr arm and face to hoot better, but it was a demon bird and she devlves into a hapy ostritch thing and he has to take her on. Also its an 8 it gameon Sea Master Systerm and Game Gear, Ns and Gsme Biy, TG16, Atari Jagiar I mean Lynx an 7800 where you play in duels and the final battle is you ducking as she dives and firing when shes lined up.