The Masquerader Review

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The Masquerader

This is my review on The Masquerader from te distant future year to president Taft  of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 1)

Is rdiecerd by Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis, the 1st john Belushi/Chris Farley: Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year, Chester Conklin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/Greed 1924/The Wizard of Oz 1925/The Phantom of the Opera(1925/Modern Times/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Great Dictator, Charles Murray from Mabel's Married Life/Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Wizard of Oz 1925/The Mothering Heart, Minta Durfee from Tillie's Punctured Romance/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Willard 1971, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle at Elderbush Gulch, and a few I never saw n anything

I never saw this bt like Rosoe and Charlie is a good film maker so imma give it a chance

after title we see a guy chosen for his loks t be in a thing

he wears a white hat and they are doing a play i think with the kid meant to be dying

main guy i think Charlie  lookin like johnny depp has a gasoline cocktail from rocoe andwhen he reaches for something is beat on the han by roscoe with an item

they get up at the same tme on the opprsite ends of a small table with  screen between em for make up and bang heads

roscoe puts on eye liner like an emo kid and Charlie blows dust I assume is nose candy in his face

a guy looking like mean gene from WWF comes in to get em and Roscoe throws cr-p in his face and main guy i think Charlie leaves as non gene anf roscoe throw things at each other

they tell Charlie as the guy in da play is gonna ice the kid he comes in and beats him out

wait he tells anotheractor with a big soviet moustache and Charlie holds him back for some reason as the other actor olds a knife over the dool in the cradle

Charlie shoves sovit stache away and takes his scene to fight the killer and director chases him as he kicks him in the anus and runs around

Charlie goes to the drssing room and not the salad kind and is gonna quit to probably go back to b0ning men for money

Charlie hits this guy i think directal with a suit case and not the prison kind where you keep items in the a55 and runs as the guy chases him throwing the non anus suitcase at him

chaplin escapes and gets out but gets nailed in the face where guys put man parts in jail

the next day what looks like a woman comes to the stufio with a woman and looks like devolved joan Crawford

they call the alleged woman senorita capelino and bring it back were this gy tries coming onto it but it scream and h backs off

a guy rabs seniorita capelino's a55 and is probably gonna try b0ning it

1 guy brins cphalimno in te dressing room and chaplino bops his gace so he hases it and it ez @u naughty man tryom to flirt with an innocent girl@

after man leves it takes off  wig and hat and is chaplin andgets on a moustasche

fighter! Star! Power! Mae! Up!

the men say the directer or w/e turned their dressing room into a haem whih means he probably b0ned him

director goes in and sees haplin asin wheres the hic an  whenh looks in the closet like that African in 08-16 chaplin kic his a55 with a boot and not a d0ng and runs off

to quote David Schultz from the WWF: wanted a wo man, but i din't find a wo man, i found a lot of men who looked like women!

chaplin rus out and spins on a  irro with a woman on the other side tl it falls an runs

the men chase him and its not for plays but filming and chaplin fights a guy then kicks him down and throws cr-p at him and th other guys arriving

they return fire an he falls in a well andeveryone laufhs at the girly man in the stink pit

the end

that was fun

lite, silly action and entertaining

he's in womens clothes for a mission, not for lust, like Lancer in Robotech

good gags and twists

roscoe didn't do much but had some parts

its from before birth of a nation and a eystone comedy by mack sennet anmd i thin it wored

i didn't expect the ending but its got that tom and jerry or bugs bunny thing going

its a solid thing and is good silly fun

For The Masquerader 2 I want it to have chapiln in the well with guys using it like a toilet and throwing food in there to keep him alive but not letting him leave. Hes like their punching bag they scream at to take out their stress and the barf on him. Eventually the filth in there rots him and he melts into slop but crawls out climbing the wall with his gooey body an melts them into cr=p with his rotting acid boy. Its also a 128 bit game on sega dreamcast, gamecube, xbox n ps2 where you play as this filth blob and take out the targets who mocked him and absorb their flesh and bones o regain his human fore.