Playmobil The Movie Review

 Note: I spell toyetic

Playmobil: The Movie

This i my review on Playmobil: The Movie rom the distant fiture year to harambe of 19929  mean 2019(10 years befote Roboteh Season 2)

Its directed by Lino DiSalvo who did nothing i saw

it stars good catholic Jim Gaffigan from Three Kings/Igby Goes Down/Law & OrderLaw & Order: Special Victims Unit/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/That '70s Show/WordGirl/Bob's Burgers/Star vs. the Forces of Evil/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?/Saturday Night Live, el devolvo Daniel Radcliffe from Harry Potter/Victor Frankenstein/The Simpsons/Robot Chicken, tattooed and bummed Adam Lambert from Bohemian Rhapsody/Pretty Little Liars/Glee, Kenan Thompson from D2: The Mighty Ducks/D3: The Mighty Ducks/Good Burger/2000 The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle/The Master of Disguise/2004 Fat Albert/2011 The Smurfs/The Smurfs 2/2018 The Grinch/Clifford the Big Red Dog the movie/All That/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/The Amanda Show/Saturday Night Live/The Mighty B!/Martha Speaks/Scooby-Doo and Guess Who?, fallen woman Meghan Trainor from that fat chick ong, datotoko(like datenshi)Matthew W. Taylor from South Park/T.U.F.F. Puppy/The Loud House/and the Cheesasaurus Rex in Kraft Mac & Cheese adds, Kirk Thornton from Street Fighter II V\Serial Experiments Lain\Digimon/Transformers: Robots in Disguise\Duel Masters\Gungrave\Naruto\Eureka Seven\Bleach\Afro Samurai\Blue Dragon\B-Daman Crossfire\Huntik: Secrets & Seekers\Akira\Sonic the Hedgehog games, Dan Navarro from We Bare Bears/The Lorax/American Dad!, Cindy Robinson frm Eiken/Naruto/Bleach/Blue Dragon/sailor moon/the 2010s Ironman show/monster high/Everafter high/sonic cr-p/street fighter V/Digimon Fusion/Duel Masters/Angel Blade/Devilman Live Action Film/Grenadier: The Beautiful Warriorave Master/Devilman Crybaby/fire emblem heroes/blazblue, Spike Spencer from Bleach/the GOOD dub of Dragon Ball Super with the Rovbotech guys/Dragon Half/Excel Saga/Puni Puni Poemy/Sailor Moon: Sailor Stars/BlazBlue/Fist of the North Star: Lost Paradise, Benjamin Diskin from Bleach/Digimon Fusion/Sailor Moon redub/Sailor Moon Crystal/Beyblade Burst Rise/Problem Child the cartoon/Hey Arnold!/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Ultimate Spider-Man/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/the cr-ppy 2018 The Powerpuff Girls/Sailor Moon R: The Movie redub/Kindergarten Cop/The Wonder Years/Chicago Hope/The Amanda Show/Drake & Josh/Captain America: Super Soldier/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite/BlazBlue/Soulcalibur VI, victm of too many flu sots Kellen Goff from Beyblade Burst Rise, Dino Andrade from Saint Tail/Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex/Sofia the First/New Looney Tunes/The Loud House/$#*! My Dad Says, and som dinks i never saw in anything or aint on back door, aid bag, frooty booty, gender offender, creator hator, soy boy, beta male, queer s a deer with a ster in its rar, hoppie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeida,a who dont have an artical on max biela but does onsome 5kank sayong "i dont know her" about some other 5kank.

i never saw this b4 but its compared to the lego movie and some said it s-cked others liked it so imma give it a fair chance

I've waned to see it for a while as i'm curious what they'd do with it

so aftera lot of logos including dmg like dark magician girl we get thic chick practicing telling her rentsshe don't wanna go to college and getdevolved to a self hating malcontent

se got a passport and her wiener kid brother fins her and gets her to tell him what it isor he'd tell she let him have ie cream fr dinner

then devolves to a ong about goingon an adventure exploring

btw this is in widescreen and has nice colors that are bright and positive

also how often o you hear of people leaving the 1st world to vacation in the 3rd one and getting iced or crippled or taken captive

so bro and her play with playmobile toysand do the slingshot move of 1 throwing the other like colossus and wolverine in x men and beat the ogre

thats probable how they bet the bad guy in the end

then cops come by and tell her bad nrwsad i gets bummer and we cut to  years later with the kid played by a new actor and he's all b--chy an whiy and his sister raiing him like Yuri Takuma and Ryu Takuma in Violence Jack

maim chick looks at her passport an gets bummed and makes dinner

she ten ers the steak knife and holds it to her gut saying "on way out"

jk really her brother ran away from hom and is probably gonna get b0ned by some crack somoking homies

he has a cellphone ad goes with this T Rex statueshetracks hi phone as thas why THEY have us have them

she gets to a playmobileplace and her candya55 brother crarlieis there andsez "look its like how it was when we played it" and itsthire destny

she gave up on adventure and sez se grew up and since their rwnts went to h-ll she did too and they pretend to be a fam

she wigs out and throws a toy into other toys andthe place activatesand a light from a light house lifts the toys and holds 1 in front of em

wiener kid grabs it as sister rabs him andthey space fold to playmobile lanas playmobil yous in cg

she strggles to walk w/o knees and brother os the blonde viking like the genesis game the lost Vikings

vikngs attack anbro joins in and is super strong and helps and wins andis the hero

this bad guy calls these pirates who i thin attacked and sez bring the baddest dude viking warior

sister try to bing cherlie back andthe Vikings singabout how hes omr of them athey all have knees now

she wants to ring him home but he dpnt wanna go and is Charles the destroyer like beerus in the cr-ppy fnimation dub of the worst dragon ball

holy cr-p we're 20 mins in, that felt like nothing

chales gets sent flying in th woods and se chads him on a hrses a55 andtheres a highway and cars even though this  has pirates and Vikings

thi beardo with punk hay is dribing to deliver it an owes money and sister gets in and takes over rfighing with the real ownerand pills the p hay

the pirates warp out andshe stops and the driver gets his car back and drivs onand she tries using the horse but is thrown ff adgets gold coins likr mario n ring like sonc o yarn like bubsy or grbage like awesome possuym

she walks to a cowboy town and thres a high speed hase but she wants the sherrif to drop it and help her but he ignores her

hay man gets hate for his pink hay he got from a wiar making horses into my little pony pegasuses withpink glitter and he gneeds money o pay for things

sister offers to pay for help finding her bro and shows the gold but hayman se dats viking gold andthe town will kill for it

sh runs and he saes her in his van and  se she wans to he dropped off at the net exit but its dno land andkeeps going

he got a food truck to live in and he's gonna gelp her for the gold se sez is 50 coins

they drive off a cliff andthrough woods and then snoq

brother is i a cage like snoop dog b4 he was uncaged and yken to a roman or atlantis thing with the emperor who sez its on an island with a wall and rocks

also the emperor has red hair like the daemons an their offspring and the giants

he goes on a song about being the regent wo intheite his position like Trudeau and bush and - how he frames guys for doing wrong and has em iced to get the people and ays hes their savipt as a ef to the gov making themselves look like a new Messiah

sister and hayman meet an agent whos legally not ms bond in a possibly sovit ciy amd find many people went missing

They go to a flower shop with the union S K U L L having their base thre and they gotta fake the chick being her

hayman f's up the knock out piion on hr burritoh as hes evil by not eating kosher and sister gets by the retnal scan by non james offs themachine

real chick they faked comes in and shes revealed bu b4 dental toture like a ucket of blood the aget non bond saves heand they get out

hey drive off and non james stays behind to stop a chopper after em but piraes faking eing soviets gibe him a drugged drink an catch him

siter atches the footage ofthe puratemobile warpin off and cant figute it out an hets whiny bout failin her brother

they eat meat balla wirh chopsticks wirh their claw hands adhayman recognizes the logo on the pirate thing an they go off wrh him saying her gold will ave his a55

in the dungeon of emperor bad guythe peole trapped there see they are the best and otta tam up

th sister and hayman go to future city an no like th violence jack thin to meet a blac market tch guy and sez they got her money but if they didn't they'd be iced

they meet this not jabba the hutt creatuire magot slug woan thin  e owes money to and offers her double what he' owed

he wants help with her tech logo he saw andives 2 coins to have her find emperor maximus of constantinopolis andhis bro is fighting in the collesuem tomorrow

slug wants the rest of her gol and they fidthere was only 2 coins andshe lied to save her brother

hayman's taken awayu and sister sez he was helping her

the aptive warriors easape by the sci fi one using tentacles to xap the gaueds out andgte the keys an the caveman leade em to the fish to et to the sea

hey get to the pirates ship and he sings but caveman knocks him out dropping the bridge on him so charli has to leav em and unfurls the sails

the ship gets caught by th hope on the oc holding it an they get caught after Charlie does the fortnight dance

slugmo considers what to do to end em and drops em in lava but this robot they were nice to b4 catches emand sends em to a forrest  and gos with em

she sees a faerie tLE CASTLE and anys to get hkp but hayman has enough of her anleaves

thewrrios ar in the stockaide and he regret fighing wirh is sister and his is a lot like labrynth

anent rex dasher lie d hero dash guy is put in the stckaide and sez charlies sister is baa55

Charlie uses his hokuto no ken strength to pull the stokaie up and swings it to beat the guys awaythen rns an it brks

he lifts a man hole and not lie the emperor goes in an closes it after his roogs get in so he can let em escape

hes caught and will b sent t the collssium in 1 hour alone

sistergoes in th woos with robot andits like tar warsand robot finds her passport

they fibd  faerie god mother wo ez the woves got hyman bit is joking an snt him off wirh a wish that helps but dont deus ex machina their problems away

we getta songof seein whats infront of us or believing and toughing it out where they o to a fgreen hills zone

sh sees the island across the sea and is told her passportphoto self believed andshe ets conience

i dont like meagn trainor bu this is a nice song andgives me hope and positive feelins

she and not r2d2 go off ona flyin carpet lie aladin and Charlie is shackle ND SPICED

sister an not r2d2 get to the island and she uses robo to climb the wall wirh exteno rms like Altron in gundam wing

se beats out a guar off the roof to his daey probably and wears a disguise then uses a hologram to fake a captain telling guards to find an intruder and going in

she gets to the colleseum and sees a laser light show an big screen tv and sponsored by s k u l l

Charlie comes out with a chackl and a gold knight but not like saint seiyaswings in and cuts him loose

a big purple t rex coms outwth a shackle on its leg and is not barney

they cant beat it cuz they aint yagyu jubei and hayman dries inan save em

thy drive around andsh finds the pink hay andthey use the slingshotto throw hr an she throws the hay in its mouth thenn he caches her

its gonna eat em but grows bird wings liek the unproven theory of evolution claims and flyes up

the warriors who ot away come in Nn black pirate has emperor at swordpoint

he chops off his arms and legs and its a toy so theres no bloosd and he whines like a sissy

jk really he throws hm in the brig ater sheathin his sword as th soldiers left

the crowd cheers and hayman wants to make food from his truck

Charlie wants to go free i mean home and sistr cut the chain but most is still n the dino's leg and th friens cheer em

sister sez bye to hayman and he hugs her sayng she helped him see food is what he does

he goes to give food for his ucstomers andthe bro/sister ride the flying dinosaur over all the areas they went over

he se sorry btu she se he was right and they otta adventure and go into the lighthouse and are humen again

th guard sez they were gone 5 minsa dn and gives em a wallet and i mean pSSPORT and its stamped with places they were in non lego land

they walk home as a car like not jim my bond goes by

after soem credtis the gurd oe in the exhibit and frees the emperor ad we hear a laugh

the end

that was actually pretty good

not as bright and colorful as the ego movie but it had good heart and a good message

its kinda the Digimon to the lego mvie's pokemon

a bit predictable but not bad an the acting was good with nice music

i actually lifted my spirits as I was having sme bad luck around when I was watching it and the fairy godmother song helped me

it a decent movie and im glad i saw it

For Playmobil: The Movie 2 I want the emperor to unseal a great evil from underground to get revenge on the people who overthrew him but it doesn't obey him and he goes to the other klans to get help to stop it to save the world of Playmobil. But after the team takes it down he takes it over and launches an attack and it ends with things looking f'd. Then for Playmobil: The Movie 3 I want them to get a new human in to save em with skills he got in gaming and watching horro movies so he nows of the occult and what holy to use against it. Also he has an issue with wanting to make a choice but don't know if he's up to it or something. Also its a 128 bit game like Zelda ocarina of ime but on dreamcast, gamecube, xbox and ps2 where you play as your own create a character and do misins to get by and use playmobil mechs and vehicles and ridable animals for some.