Once Upon A Time In Hollywood Review

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Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

This is my review on Once Upon A Time In Hollywood from the distant future year 20 brandon lee of 2019(10 years before robotech season 2)

is diected by Quentin Tarantino who did Reservoir Dogs/Pulp Fiction/Jackie Brown/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Bill: Volume 2

it sars el devolve Leonardo DiCaprio from What's Eating Gilbert Grape/The Basketball Diaries/90s The Quick and the Dead/1996 Romeo + Juliet/aids bag Marvin's Room/butt f Titanic/1998 The Man in the Iron Mask/Gangs of New York/Blood Diamond/2013 The Great Gatsby/The Aviator/Growing Pains, back door Brad Pitt from Thelma & Louise/Interview with the Vampire/Legends of the Fall/Seven/12 Monkeys/The Devil's Own/Seven Years in Tibet/Meet Joe Black/2001 The Mexican/gay a55 Ocean's Eleven/Troy/Mr. & Mrs. Smith/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Kick-A55/Moneyball/12 Years a Slave/Babylon/Growing Pains/Friends/King of the Hill/Saturday Night Live, openly feminist Margot Robbie from The Legend of Tarzan/Babylon/Barbie, Emile Hirsch from The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys/2008 Speed Racer/Sabrina, the Teenage Witch/2013 Bonnie & Clyde/*Robot Chicken, Margaret Qualley from netflx Death Note, Timothy Olyphant from Scream 2/2007 Hitman/Stop-Loss/2010 The Crazies/Rango/I Am Number Four/The Office, Julia Butters from nothing I saw, Austin Butler from Drake & Josh/iCarly/Saturday Night Live, the positive Dakota Fanning from I Am Sam/Uptown Girls/The Cat in the Hat/2004 Man on Fire/My Neighbor Totoro/2005 Hide and Seek/2005 War of the Worlds/2006 Charlotte's Web/Coraline/Ocean's 8/Malcolm in the Middle/Family Guy/Taken/Justice League Unlimited/Friends, Bruce Dern from Hush...Hush, Sweet Charlotte/Hang 'Em High/1974 The Great Gatsby/1975 Posse/Small Soldiers/1999 The Haunting/The Glass House/Monster/King of the Hill, Mike Moh from Kamen Rider: Dragon Knight, Luke Perry from The Simpsons/Biker Mice from Mars/Mortal Kombat: Defenders of the Realm/1996–1997 The Incredible Hulk/Johnny Bravo/Family Guy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/Pound Puppies/Hot in Cleveland/1992 Buffy the Vampire Slayer/The Fifth Element, Damian Lewis from nothing i saw, Al Pacino from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/Dog Day Afternoon/Scarface/Dick Tracy/The Godfather Part III, Nicholas Hammond from 60s Lord of the Flies/The Sound of Music/2002 Spider-Man/The Waltons/Farscape, Samantha Robinson from nothing i saw, el polen zakken Rafał Zawierucha from nothing i saw, openly pan seuxal gaijin Lorenza Izzo (Like dbgt pan?)from nothing i saw, soviet ancersty Costa Ronin from Gotham, openly devolved Lena Dunham from nothing i saw, Madisen Beaty from The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/iCarly, Mikey Madison from not funny Saturday Night Live, James Landry Hébert from nothing I saw, Maya Hawke from nothing I saw, Victoria Pedretti from nothing I psw, Sydney Sweeney from Pretty Little Liars/Saturday Night Live, he man hater jr Harley Quinn Smith from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Kansas Bowling from nothing I saw, Danielle Harris from Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers/Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers/Marked for Death/City Slickers/The Last Boy Scout/Free Willy 01/Daylight/Urban Legend/2007 Halloween/2009 Halloween II/Eerie, Indiana/In Living Color/Growing Pains/Boy Meets World/The Wild Thornberrys(wre tey meant to be human? I mean they look kinda underevolved)/The West Wing/Father of the Pride/Cold Case/Robot Chicken, Rumer Willis(bruce jr) from The Whole Nine Yards/The Secret Life of the American Teenager/Pretty Little Liars/Robot Chicken, Dreama Walker from Gran Torino/Law & Order/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Robot Chicken/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/American Dad!, Rebecca Rittenhouse(Not te heroi survivor) from nothing I saw, Rebecca Gayheart from Scream 2/Urban Legend/Sliders/Dead Like Me/The Cleaner, Scoot McNairy from 12 Years a Slave/Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice/Axe Cop, the cool and mostly smart Kurt Russell from Escape from New York/The Fox and the Hound/1982 The Thing/Big Trouble in Little China/Overboard/Backdraft/Forrest Gump/Breakdown/Dreamer/1962 Dennis the Menace/Gilligan's Island, Zoe Bell from Hercules: The Legendary Journeys/Young Hercules/Xena: Warrior Princess/Jack of All Trades/Cleopatra 2525/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Catwoman/Gamer/The Final Destination/Fallout: New Vegas/Oblivion/Iron Man 3, Corey Burton from too many things to list, Michael Madsen from WarGames/Thelma & Louise/Reservoir Dogs/Free Willy/Species 01/Species II/Kill Bill: Volume 1/Kill Bill: Volume 2/Sin City 01/BloodRayne 1/Scary Movie 4/Green Lantern: First Flight/Quantum Leap/Mad TV/Bob's Burgers/Blue Bloods/Celebrity Ghost Stories/Axe Cop, and some guys not on back door, aids ba, soom bottom, crpple n pple, gender offender, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, bnana crammer, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plant, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear wiipedia who is owned and operated by decievers.

i never saw this b4 but heard its good

aftr logos we get a film i man tv add for a 60s or 50s b/ showof a cowboyand its iin proper fulcreen

then an interview with the start and the stunt double

then title and credtis in color and rally widcreen of people on a plane and a car and start mets a producer of al pachino in rabbi face who coves for the star losing his driving loscnee for runk driving and stunty dives him

pachino watches ww2 filmsfighting the axis cuz h got it in for em and finds stunt double was the operator an start was he star

after more clips of his shows they find leo the stunt double was playing the bad guy and loses so pachino sez THEY do it to make the audience loo at him as a lose for being beat by heroes

leo goes out and smokes a lot and is bummed TEY thin he's a loser and bad the sar gives him shades to not cry in front of the mexicoes

then a buncha gils sing an play in a dumpster and wait brad is the stunt man and leo is the actor and dont wanna be in a spaghetti western like how pachino wanted hi to

leo whines about getting his western show cancelled for wantin a movie carer and everyone will hate him and they see sodomite roman polansi and his blonde wife as they like blondes

leo sez you gotta by a hollywoo home not rent and is nerighbrors wih Sodom polansu an migt be in his movie after a party and feels better

b-bad drives a cr-pmile out in winding roads then goes back to his trailor and make sout with his dog/boyfreind

he maes food fo himswlf andog and watches tv as he talks to his do like it understands hman words

he gives i og food but otta ust take a dump in the bow and makes mac and cheeseeating out of the pot like me

how do u know a frenh is in ur area? ur garbage cans empy an ur dogs pregnant!

or is it the other way around?

at hi pool o his place, leo talks and polnski goes for a drive with his woman to the playboy mansion wih stevee McQueen and others who talk about a weird love triangle where planskus wife has a guy into her and se likes guys who look lie 12 year old  boy lie some kina boku no pico thing but hetero

then its day an leo gows to work on the green hornet and the director wants him covered in cr-p like a mostache and biker hair sno one recognises him

brad goes by the girls who might work for manson who iced less people than the kun lu or ots allged cure

rad ows to leos home to fix the antenna and mrs polansku is playing hippie music loud next door as brad smokes not knowing ho bad it is like blow in the 1900s or aent orange in the 70s or vaccines in the 2020s

at the green hornet kurt russel don't lie leo cuz he iced his wife like oj cuz his wman thinks its true

brue lee who was into occult things sez he likes cassious clay for being a good fighter despite his jacka55ery and oes on abot how he's like them, using kung fu to the max

1 guy asks if bruce lee fought cassious clay, who's win, and bruce claims he' cripple him

bruce mouths off to brad for laughting at his cr-p andsez he's too pretty to be a stunt man

he tells off bruce saying he'd gets his a55 iced by cassious and bruce sez if he fought, he'd kill him with kung fu

they have a shadow game where no face hits and1st on the a55 loses but is told brad iced his woman

round 1 bruce kicks him down, round 2  brad counters and throws him into a car with a dent

round 3 they baddle like hokuto no ken and this b--ch tells em off for fighting the star and denting her car and fires brad

at polansis place mrs Polanski tals to manson or w/e and mentuons paul verere and the raiders whch had mchael bradly or w/e who did robotech music

she sez this is now the Polanski house and these guys or chicks or w/e o

yeah i wasnt really looking

leo in make up talks witha little gils whos kinda obnoxious like Sheldon in big bang theoey or clair in Degrassi and whines about actrss is not logical and shes an actor and is 8 reading of a walt Disney biography

he talks of a boo he  reads of a bronco buster who got back f'd in a fall and dealing with being f'd  and break down crying from relating to it

mrs polancky gets a pook andleo sez he almost was in the great escape bt mcqeen got it and we see leo edited in the great escape

Polanski wife goes to a movieand finds its 75 cents but she wats in fee cuz shes in it and they lie how she was in valey of the dolls and her character did p0rn0 and b0ne guys

she gets in free and1 chic gets a photo of her by the wrecking crew poster with dean martin starring and watches the movie

the western playes with leo i think, wait its anoyher guy getting caped, and lo is in this wood placesaloon and fs a line but gets it right later bt f's more up and throws a fit in his trailor

1 part hs mr Polansky seeing herself kfight a guy nd imagines i being fighting bruce lee Harvey Oswald

brad sees a chick in smini shorts lie misty in pokemon but i a hippie and is heaing for spawn movi ranch where she lives wth her doogs

she whines of people biting it in real life and movies and sez shes 18 but has no proof and he aint gonna b0ne her or get arrested for age of consent laws, which are hateful to some

in the moive or show or w/e leo plays a bad guy with the 8 year ol as his hostage and hero was in the Bengal lancers and got a limp fighting the Indians fo the brits

hly r-p its luke perry! krusty the clowns half brothr!

so the scene goes great and everyone loves it and leo is emotional

mrs Polanski i think no its mansons group sees bra come by in the car andthey live in an olde weste towne movie set and finds move of the klan left for santa Barbra

brad was on a houton chain gang in summer fter beating up a cop and the girls say Charlie will love him

he goes to see George who he did westerns with but they say he's sleeping and dont want him to see him

he ez hes gping in anyway a a sarm of teen girls looks on like a pack of animals and he goes in to see a rat in a glue trap as probably a sign of whats to come

he goes in to ominous music and fins... the guy is there an dont remember him n dont recall the guy he stunt doubled

George is blind and cr-ppy an everything the chick sai of him is true as he wanted sleep an b0nes her

this dvolvd guy f;d the cr an brad sez thats my bosses car/fix it but the devolved guy sez f==k you and brad bests him out

he has devolved uy fi the popped tire and the hippie 5kanks got for help

seeing her running made tme thin of weters as my dad said its like a western and i thought of doing a Mongolian western as a thing in non America or the soviet union

at night brad has an acid dipped cigarete he got from the hippie not 18 chck and keeps it at leos

leo doe the pointing thing everyone memed and its his scene they watch a thing he did on tv about a guy wasting guys in a robbery for the eff bee eye

pachino was watching andmonths later pachino gives him work in Italy for Sergio kabuchi oi mean korbuchu and got in Nebraska iim and became a hit but gained 15 lbs n didn't like the eutopean tyle with everyone speaking their own language and dubbed later

he did a bunch more films that otta b made for real and much of his roman apartment ate his money and now he returns to America with n italiano wife and brad was with it with him and leo is gonna ell his home to get an apartment and maybe go back to misouri an lets brad go

they are gonna go home and get drunk one more time and roman pole lance ski had 2 homies move into leos place while he was in Europe

theres a p0rn0 premiering at the p0rn0 lplace an mrs polansku has a hybrid child in her an goes home as brad and leo get drng and take a cab home

mrs prolancky has chronic and so dos i thin mr and the duo comes home near midknight and finds the acid smoke

he goes out wih the dog and smoke it

leo goes out and sees hippies in a car outside in a loud car and he tells em off

they go and say Charlie (maybe the prince) said to go there and ice everyone and if its not ture, hes a liar and asks if they thin he's lyng

then they recognized leo as the 50s star and most loved em and they said cuz you see people iced on tv, they otta ice em

thats bad logic

birds fly so i otta fly

the sailor starlights change genders with magc so i otta get my parts chopped up

1 girl sez she forgot her nife and goes in the car and drives off

brad comes back with the dog after hopefully not b0ning it but inholly wood thigs happen

he makes dog foo and i think eats it and hopefully doesn't find it attractive while hopped up on goof balls

the mann hippies come over and have brad at gunpoint and knifepoit but he's too highan aims a finger un at em bck

the italiano is brought out an brad remembers em rom the ranch b4

the ys gonna shoot brad but the dog bits his hand then parts and 1 knife chic ridhes him so he busts her face wth an item

the dog mauls daceless anf italiano fights 1 hippie

crtchless cmes with  knife and ba catches it and and shanks his leg

brad beats 1 of their faces in a buncha things after getting a knife in his a5 and the fceless spazzes out and falls in the pool  so leo gets a flame thrower and roasts her in the pool and shes too stooped to go under water til she bites it

brad got shot or w/e and the cops come and he sez they cae in and he defended himself and ita itan=lian wifeis having an Italian

they take brad to the hospital and leo tells his polansi neighbor he iced these hippies that attacked and his fam is ok

he goes to see mrs polansk and we get a title of once upon a time in hollywod and credits with leo doing a red apple cigareete add then aer it b--ching out

then a raio add by the 60s batman and robin.

the end

that was good

theres debate on if the end happened or if he's drug imagining it, but its cool to see the hippie murderers get iced

he iced his wife in a spear gun thing and its ike natalie wood but theres a lot of symbolism of thing lik real vs phantasy violence and historical meets fctional

i liked it and its nearly 3 hours but really didn't feel like it

it has good flow and feel and pacing and dont drag

the colors and style was fitting and the acting was good

its got that olde style lie from the mid 20th century and does have a lot of true things like bruce beating up stunt men like he's StevenSegal

its kina like The Brothers Grimm where thy take a real thing and make it a phantasy

I enoyed it and its pretty cool and is well made

For Once Upon A Time In Hollywood 2 I want the hippies to go on a riot over him wacking the hippies and not being charged. Seeing that the hippies are too uncivilized an underevilved to fit i society, the city had enough and has them declared non person humans, lie animal supremacizts wanting to make nimals, "not human persons" so its ok to ice m. The hippies attack to try to tae out the peole they think wanna ice em, but this makes em actuall wanna do it and they go around wasting hippies. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar, and gba where 1 player is leo and 1 is brad and they go around busting hippies an some are mutated by making pacts with daemons to give up their individuality to become part of a group for power but it costs them their freedom.