His Favorite Pastime Review

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His Favorite Pastime

This is my review on His Favorite Pastime from the distant fitute year to Amerian Hero ohn Wilkes Booth of 1914(he was dead like a decade 4 this aftr faking his end and escaping)(100 years before Rootech Season 1)

its directd by George Nichols the possible ancestor of louie Nichols from Robotech Sason 2 and he did A Film Johnnie

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader/His New Profession, the honorable Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession, an Peggy Pearce from A Film Johnnie.

I never saw this but its by Mack Sennett and ZKeystone Studioes

So it starts with carlie and i think Roscoe in a bar as Charlie smokes a cugar

i think roscoe looking like indiana ones from the slums seems to wanna have carlies drink but carlie drinks it in front of him

if that is roscoe he's not so fat

I've seen fatter in high school

dat fat chck was a b--ch

not like Chantel who was nice and also fat

Chantal styled her hair crimped it and wore make up and had confidence

the bad fat chick, i think tina dressed dumpy ad cut her hair and wore pants instead of a uniforme skirt

chantel had confidence an was positive

if you read this chantel, you were great, not like dumpy tina

And I cant recall if its ChantAl or ChantEl

so in the movie a chick comes out of a car and Charlie comes out stimbling drunk

he goes up to her and kinda does a hat thing of hitting it with his cane

another guy comes up and Charlie walks off and i thin heeds to puke on the floor

she won't b0ne u if u barf on her

unless she's got a barf fetish

hhnnnnnn blaaaaaaa

hnnnnng psssssstttt

zaaaa warudo!

Wryyyyyyy!!!

so chimpus chapman goes back in da bar and a devolved guy smacks him an looks like an uglier curly howard

not curly gives him dark liquor nd champus goes off and he's in the john and kicks a man being brushed by a black boy out on his a55

but when we see kicked guy falling there's no chapplin in te roorway

black guy who looks like he's White in make up or has evolution problems gets a coin from charlmo and runs out

Charlie wets his head in the sink and i realize i think e's sobering up

he blacks out and black mo comes in with a client and chamlin fights the guy and cleans his shoe with a towel

the client wipes hi ace and not his a55 as he didn't dump or get b0ned yet, an the shoe polish gets on him

he gets his irish up on chaplin like an italiano but Charlie slugs him like the soviet he is and blackened face client falls ot fda door, again with no Charlie in itt

Charlie fights the door and gets his gypsy a55 kicked as it should so he crawls under it like the rat he is

he gets is foot caught in a spittoon and after pulling it off, a moustache guy fights hi but is held by guys and chimpmo goes out stll mentally f'd

he goes for the car an falls then runs after it by gabbing a trolly like in mr rogers

he jumps out and goes for the woman wo was in he car an went in da house and stunbmlies round in the stairs

he goes in deeper like pumpkin hill and stands by the chick in a rocking chair thats not electric trying to get her attention

he takes off her head thing but she's blicketee black and probably a White and/or man but with a thicc a55 like rap guys like

she beats on him with a pillow an they grapple but he loses to a dame cuz hes a candya55

the real chick comes home and he declares cr-p but gets shoved through the door and a moustache guy come by as the chick goes all italiano with flailing limbs.

Charlie gets his candy a55 kicked by the big butt alleged woman then is throw through the door into moustachio who spins him around like Astroboy's Higeoyaji aka Shunsuke Ban

chalie gets chucked out an mustachio gets throttled by his woman and chalie goes in, swings and misses

Charlie's thrown back out and the crowd that gathered and fights em but gets beat out and stands there for like 15 seconds

the end

that was petty good

mostly action and there's like no title cars or dialogue

good tunt and its one of the earlies movies but has good stff to it

too a bit to see its aout him trying to sober up but i got the gut of it

its before Birth Of A Nation and has that 10 style of camera's in 1 place and going for a while

good expression and some nice jokes that hold up like the hoe polish

its not bad, kinda simple but it entertains and has good style

Charlie gets his a55 kicked in a lot of it

probably gonna shoot up the place like rick in Degrassi

For His Favorite Pastime 2 I want him to do a training thing to get revenge on the guys who beat him up and much is gym gags of him screwing around on the equipment. Then he gets there and finds they prepared for him and got really buff, even the chicks. Then it devolves into a big WWWF style battle. Also its a16 bit Wrestling Game lie King Of The Monsters on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA with up to  players wailing on each other.