His New Profession Review

Note: I spell like I'm new at it, nt profesuonal

His New Profession

This is my review on His New Profession from the distant iture year toAlpha Male Gengis Khan of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 01

Its directal by commie Charlie Chaplin who did A Night in the Show\The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus/The Masquerader

It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circis/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader, Confederate Blonde wo got iced Cecile Arnold  from The Masquerader, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920/The Masquerader, the honorable Roscoe Arbuckle from The abel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Helen Carruthers who did the thin the one direction guy did out the window from The Masquerader/Tillie's Punctured Romance, Thomas Riley' ancestor Vivian Edwards from The Masquerader, and Jess Dandy from The Masquerader.

i never aw this b4 but its by Mack Sennett of keystone and is also called the good-for-nothing

after title we see Charlie reading the paper and checking out a swinsuit grl on the cover

in the real version he was probably j=rkin off

there a cripple whos nephew needs sometone to loo fter him as uncle busted his foot

uncle is in a wheelchair and goes by Charlie wh's foot he runs over and eventuall gets out

they otta stick their canes in each other a55es

nephew passes the broken leg buck to Charlie and sez he'd meet em later and push him around

nephew goes after a chic and they probably b0ne offscreen

Charlie movies around the criplled uncle an this cbonde and her bf or brotehr are talking  and laugh at chaelirs falling on his soviet loving a55 moving around that 1 legged mondser

Charlie tries to move the chair on the pavenment but theres a curb and he eventuall gets it

this chair has 3 wheels, 2 on the sies and 1 in the back

he brings leg o o a bar and leg mo has a buster Keaton hat and wants a dime which as a lot of money in the goode olde slavery days

they go by the pier and charlienotices a guy sleeping ith a cup saying @help, cripple@ and takes his sign and cup to get a dime and leaves the uncle to get bne by dogd so he can go to a bar

i think thats roscoe as the barkeep and Charlie has a cold one as the nephew and his bimbo go by and come across his uncle with a begging sign

she think thats hsi real self and runs off as she hates poors

nephew wakes up the cripple who sees uncle took his sign and they devolve into a cane fight

Charlie has his fill and goes back to uncle and takes the coins from the cup and leaves the cripple to be b0ned by dogs

Charlie sits on uncles broken leg which might make the bones come out the skin and movies him on

i think hes drunk and they make it funny but what if they made an OD seem fun? like and guy did too much meth and was foaming at the mouth and spazzing out

Charlie gives uncle a paper with a 10s swimsuit chick on it and the nephew gf comes by and sits by em and accidentaly feels charlies leg

he thinks ses into him and uncle had enuff ith the paper and wants a woman, but if san fran sicko, threre are no wo emn, only men that look like women, you belong in san fran sicko back door ba rock!

so Charlie shoves uncle away and he nearly falls off the pier to his watery deth as his leg i dead

Charlie comes onto the chick and she laughs as hes being fun an d tries to leave but he grabs her back with his cane

nephew comes by and sits y Charlie and shoves him off to get the girl

Charlie agues with nehew and the sign cripple  roll u as nephew slugs him out and he lands a55 1st into the sign criple

imagine if he sh-t all over him on impast?

beyblade butt burst!

a cop helps up the sign cripple who hits Charlie which should be a aulable offence and he gets his dead a55 b0ned by big ugly homies in the slammer

the butt slammer!!!

nephew bickers with g an uncle rolls back and into her so nephew throws him and he rolls to the edge like the flat earth

a cop battles i think nephew and sens him away to get the girl and sign criplle beats in Charlie with his good limbs til Charlie swings and slugs out the cop and kick sign cripple away and into the cop y i think nephew who goes in the sea like a curling or Beyblade match of stones knocking into each other

Charlie falls over and as uncle rolls back, Charlie kicks cop into him so for some reason when he stops rolling cop arrests uncle to get his leg b0ned in ail by big ugly guys whod be with android 18 from dbz in bad fan art

Charlie kicks away sign cripple and gets the girl

the end i think

yah thats it

the end

that wasn't bad

simple and mild but entertaining

realistic instead of outlandish stunts

i like how they beat on the cripples as a thing of comedy

people are too candya55 for that nowadays

now the cripples would be the winners and the normal would be the bad guys

didn't expect it to go where it went and it had some unexpected twists

they faked out the guy in the water 2x then the third time it came as a surprise

its a more normal comedy instead of silly gags like pooping water out the ears but i liked it

simple and nice

For His New Profession 2 I ant the leg uncle to rise through jail by using roids to heal his le sooner and gets buff so he bets through the other guys aove him who bummed him in the 1st half to become the alpha male of the prison. Alo its an 8 bit fighting game on sega master system, game gear, nes, game boy, tg16, Atari 7800 and lynx where you play as him or another inmate and beat through guys and eat em after it to get stronger and you choose which guys to fight to get em in the righr order as some are stronger.