UglyDolls Review

Note: I spell dollgy

UglyDolls

This is my review on UglyDolls from the distant future year (To Robert V Barron from Robotech) of 2019(10 years before Robotech Season 2)

Its directed by Kelly Asbury wgo did Shrek 02

It stars the Thicc Kelly Clarkson from From Justin to Kelly and her own talkshow, The pan seuxal(Like, into Gohans daughter in DBGT?) Janelle Monáe from American Dad!, the unholy Wanda Sykes from Nutty Professor II: The Klumps/Down to Earth/Clerks II\Evan Almighty\Mad TV\\Back at the Barnyard\Drop Dead Diva\Harley Quinn, Gabriel Iglesias from famuily guy, openly feminist Charli XCX from Saturday Night Live, openly devolved Lizzo from Saturday Night Live, booty lover Ice-T from svu/Ice & Coco\Ice Loves Coco\Batman Beyond\MADtv\Leprechaun in the Hood\Johnny Mnemonic\New Jack City, Eric Robers Jr Emma Roberts, who's dad was in The Human Cemntipede 03 from Blow/Scream 4, the abominous Jane Lynch from The Fugitive\Collateral Damage\The Aviator\The Three Stooges\Wreck-It Ralph\Party of Five\Frasier\Judging Amy\The West Wing\Family Guy\Spider-Man: The New Animated Series\Father of the Pride\Two and a Half Men\\Boston Legal\American Dad!\The Spectacular Spider-Man\Glee\Arthur, Natalie Martinez from the jordon peele twilight zone, Rob Riggle from The Emoji Movie, and a buncha gaijin I never saw in anything

Its based on a toy or something that I never got into, and got cr-ppy reviews, but Imma give it a chance

after logos including stx liek the river Styx and a number of maruta companies, we see a factotymaking things lie toys and teddy bears but defective ones are sent to uglyviklle

then title

in here the devolved toys sing of how there a toy for every kid and vice versa and this eems lie Rudolf the red nosed reineer and the island of misfit toys

the main character se today is when she egts to go to the bi worl and fin a ki and sez it every day with a 10s style song

she likes her life and self as is and ervyones got hope and this on eyed rabbit monster se the big world and cr-p are stories

also ythis is bright colors and gcg and widescreen

a new guy comes in with a wedge head and everyones welcoming

at night main chick sez shes happy but thinks there's more than this and 1 eye d monster sez for someone to help her as ses got an impossible dream

she sings sadly thinking today wasn't but tomorrow might but the next day she thinks the whole "there's a kid for me" might be made up

the red cat like in raepman but not sez from a fortuine cookie like eastern maic maruta "find ur own truth" and she wants him to read tea leafs, which is fortine telling and occylt

he looks at it in a cup and ez "you" which she thinks means "i gotta find my own kid"

she and some droogs go to the pipe the uglydolls get pooped outta and its like goig back in the womb like unbirth

da hole ihigh on a cliff and they throw the 1 eyed cat tup and crawl up its rubber tail to get to da pipe but none of em wanna go on except main chick

red cat sez the insides of her dreams can be hollow and she run up da pipe and when told there's no bi world she sez they can find it and guilts em into coming o se's not alone

this is like going to the firmament from the flat earth to the heavens

they get to a white void with slides and land in macaroni things and kinda blank dolls lie unborn souls like in The Blue Bird

at this roman like gate is the institute of perfection saying quality control is u and we get a song as kids play with toys on a video

tgey go in and the blank anre made into models but the ugly dolls freak out the canner and themodel dolls find the ugly dolls gross

is this lie metropolis wuith te humans on top and lesser below?

some bimbos talk about lou and when 1 guy born yesterday sez who's lou, we get a rock show/cult thing of this blonde guy like Ryo Asuka doing a show singing of perfection and how some are too ugly so only the pretty get in

also i wonder of LOU's last name is CYPHER?!

1 thing is "if ur too ugly u go in the recycling bin" like how THEY do to handipapped and etnic and female Unborn

then he sees main chick and her droogs an sez they're too ugly and kids dn't want em

spoiler; kids liked Skeleton Warriors and Ninja Turtles, who were pretty devolved

with the bimbos 1 is not 100% with em but hides it and yes, she's africabized, as you gotta show oppression

main chick is gonna go but seez a video of a girl hugging a doll and sez "we're not leaving" and reveals theres a town of uggmoes

and the one eyed monster is amed ox like with paga go having a bull head and THEY offered their kids to it

Lou wants to give em a chancebut really he wants to ruin em and their uglyville and in private sings to himself of it

holy cr=p we're 1/3rd in that didn't feel like much

the uggmoes get a shed to stay in like gaiinand baafricaizedsends some time with em and hears they wanna train to be in the big world andshe sez Lou wll make it hard

she drops her glasses showing shes got fd eyes and hides it, howing she actually dont belong and when she brings the kingdom down, its cuz the lowers were allowed in

the uggmos slike her glasses as they gotta accet deformity or like handicaps like people with a cripple fetish

3 of the imbues go to uglyville like ninja and sneak around and is this like nightmare before xmas with Halloween town?

the catch one eye monster ox and then its day and lou is teacing em in a clasclaiming he likes em and the "u s-c" song  was outta love

he teaches em ow to avoid messes and is this lie toy story with livig items?

te uggmoes smear white cr-p on em and ar told they passed but he runs em in the washing machine and sez if they get too dirty the washer wont save em and the kids rents will throw em out like my mom and my Beast Wars/Beyblades

then a montage tothen getting messy in tests and washed over and over

Lou sez he' impressed but aks if she thinks he's good enuff and pretty makes perfect so she wants to do pretty

ses gonna get a make over and go full bimbo with k cups ad a minro skirt and aids from too much b0ning

lou meets captured ox and they know each other

the uggmoes get new outfits to sell more toys but Africanized one does a songof getting e "all dolled up" and gives em a make over

man this song goes on for a while

so they cosplay a the school uniform plaid skirt and sweater but are still devolved like putting an ape in a suit or a man in a dress

thenafricanized one sadly sings about how she regtets havibg to do this

they come inand eveyones horrified kinda but some like it and identify as prett dolls

Lou sez dee down they are ugly and nevr fitting in

then they bring on one eyed monster ox wo sez the big world is real but they cant get in

long ago he was in the intituite but was devolved and lou sent him to ugly land as no one liked him

he blocked the way to recycling and let them live in uglyland and ave them fake hope

main chick is f'd by it and lou sez to ox never come back or its recycling

they return to their dr seuss ugly land everything gray and dead and all abandoned hope like Dante's inferno or the soviet union

main chick rips up her drawing and wakes up dead inside

she gets a purple gun and puts it in her mouth and saus "one way out" then blows her head apart in a spray of white fluff

jk really Africanized one comes over and gives hope with a song saying there'res always gonna be someone trying yo f u but show em ur strong

we're 2/3rds in, not bad so far

then the bimbos come in and bringem in but meet lou on the way and rdveals he let her stay to look good but he wont let em ruin his leadership he word hard to get

he stopms Africanized glasses, calls em both ugly and sends em to reccling

in ugmovilly they have tough times smehow even though only their attitides changesd and eat cr-p as her friends talk about wheres main chick

one eyed monster ox finds main chick is gone and a mavhine thats maybe alive barfs out illustrationsof her being kidnaped

in the recucling this demon face thing on a conveyorbelt is gonna chew up main chic and Africanized but her friends show up  and save em

they realize they aint safe as lou is gonna ecycle em and they see their flaws make em wo they are and its woth fighting for

even if you have a poop fetish?

in perfect ville lou is risuing a big a55 house but the arcanized and uggmoes come in thinking they can try to pass

Africanized sez she thought lou was perfect but sees better now

lou sez he'd run the gaulntlet  but dn't need to wi9n, only them to lose(then why run?! Why challenge?! You already have it!!

they go on a tst thing to simulate eal life things and a robt dog eats 1 of em as the uggmoes save him with one eyed cat ancing to hold off da dog

lou throws 1 bimbo to a vacuum  and main chick/ox get on a bulldozer toy but a robo baby like in zombie ate my neighbors catches lou and kicks over the bullzoer

lo kicks the robobaby and is throw in the toy chest that closes but a main chick is running to the door, the baby cries and she goes back to comfort it and it hugs her

lou gets out the door 1st andthe ugmoesstat with the baby so they pass as love is the real reason for dolls

lou failed as he is actually a prototype and not finished but is not meant for the public and is jealous of them leaving

he ues a remote to try to trap em and reveals in a fight with ox that he mae the others hate him outta far hed be let alone and tricked evetyone

red cat beats lou andthe robt dog grabs him but he begs fir a 2nd chance and sez hes not perfect

the potal was broken in the figh and we get the sad moment where it looks like everuthing fd cuz we gott make people feel sad in a musical

they sing a bummer song then start iecing together the broken glass, cuz kids characters playing with briken glass is right

the portal opened and ox leads em and they meg ugleyland and perfection and everyones happy and they can return to theland when the kis asleep

also wast the lou revenge cuz he cant have it fromthe boss baby?

and the dinensions merging n fee travel was in yugioh arc v

main chick sez bye to her droogs ti be a kids dollbut can return anytime so is not a big deal

shes put in a bedroom an a little girl wakes up and seez her as she fakes not being sentient

the girl has autism and starts eating the doll while laughing

k really she higs it and smiles with good music

its kinda heart warming

the creits with the dolls and thir fitures wuth kids and the names of the actreses by en

pitbull was an eectutiv proicer?! why call urself after an awful creature?

What next? tape worm?

well theres the x man Leach

some names wang mao. wang tong, wang long

so many wangs! it like a p0rn0! or the D Thread on 4chan!

The end

Rhat was not so bad

A few good mements of heart

tries to make uggmoes feel good about their devolution

i miss how sows and movies had babes in the 90s and now it usually ugly mother f ers on tv now

the animation is simle but holds up as its going for a cartoony style

the acting is good and the songs, hile a bit long, are not bad

some bible refs like lou being perfect but jealous of others so he tries to destroy en

1 video i saw said its gnostic with the whole, forbidden knowledge and the ruler is oppressing us til a woman shows the truth

but it seems to have a mix of both

its entertaining and i knew nothing of it ther than they deuglyed some of the character designs  to appeal to people

once my blue pilled knows nothing of what i like got my and my bros uglydolls sticker or ms or w/e

glad i saw it, its nt so bad

For UglyDolls 2 I want the effective dolls to start coming apart from being defective and sme kids get f'd by em, so thee's a mass recall and recycling of em to protectthe kids from em, but1 human finds out about the doll realm and goes in it after his kid sister got wounded y a defective doll, and starts torching it. But the dolls devolve to their demon forms and he escapes and returns wth power armor and flame throwers. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as the guy and his now cyborg sister who take on those gremlins and wipes out their uglyville. Then they merge together into a huge yoai and they end it. Lie Alien Storm.