Under Two Flags Review

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Under Two Flags

This Is My Review On Under Two Flags From The Distant Fiuture ear To American HERO Robert E Lee Of 1936(100 years before The third Robotech War)

Its directed by Frank Lloyd who did Oliver Twist 1922/The Sea Hawk 1924/Son of the Gods/Berkeley Square/Mutiny on the Bounty 1935/Blood on the Sun

Its based on a book i never read by animal spremicist Ouida who was a brit and a Frenchie

It stars Ronald Colman rom 1935 A Tale of Two Cities/1937 Lost Horizon, the loyal Claudette Colbert the 30s Cleopatra/Imitation of Life, the bada55 Victor McLaglen from The Quiet Man/

1956 Around the World in 80 Days, Good Catholic Rosalind Russell from His Girl Friday/Never Wave at a WAC, one of THEM Gregory Ratoff from The Moon Is Blue/The Sun Also Rises 1957/Exodus, Nigel Bruce from 1934 Treasure Island andd The Scarlet Pimpernel/1938 Kidnapped, C. Henry Gordon from Scarface 1932/Rasputin and the Empress 1932/The Black Doll/1940 Kit Carson, Herbert Mundin from 1935 David Copperfield and Mutiny on the Bounty/1938 The Adventures of Robin Hood, John Carradine from The Black Cat 1934/Cleopatra 1934/Les Misérables 1935/Bride of Frankenstein/Mary of Scotland 1936/Daniel Boone 1936/Captains Courageous/Jesse James 1939/Stagecoach 1939/The Three Musketeers 1939/The Grapes of Wrath/House of Frankenstein/Captain Kidd 1945/House of Dracula 1945/The Ten Commandments 1956/Around the World in 80 Days 1956/The Story of Mankind/he Proud Rebel/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Myra Breckinridge/The Howling 1/Aladdin and the Magic Lamp 1982/The Secret of NIMH 1/The Ice Pirates, Lumsden Hare from Sherlock Holmes 1922/Svengali 1931/Black Moon 1934/The Three Musketeers 1935/The Last of the Mohicans 1936/A Christmas Carol 1938/Gunga Din 1939/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1941/The Picture of Dorian Gray/Captain Kidd 1945/Julius Caesar 1953, commie scum J. Edward Bromberg from Jesse James 1939/The Mark of Zorro 1940/Son of Dracula 1943, Onslow Stevens from The Three Musketeers 1935/House of Dracula/Angel on My Shoulder/Them!/The Ten Commandments 1956, Fritz Leiber from A Tale of Two Cities 1935/The Hunchback of Notre Dame 1939/Scarlet Street/Angel on My Shoulder/Samson and Delilah 1949, openly unionite Thomas Beck whos films aint listed on back dpor aids bag, Sodom bottom, gender offender, frooty booty, banana cramr, candy a55, beta male,, soy boy wiipeda, William Ricciardi from San Francisco 1936, Frank Reicher from Rasputin and the Empress/King Kong 1933/The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse/House of Frankenstein/Samson and Delilah 1949, Francis McDonald from Intolerance/1922 Monte Cristo/1928 The Viking/1948 The Three Musketeers/1949 Samson and Delilah/Santa Fe/50s Calamity Jane/Bad Day at Black Rock/1956 The Ten Commandments/The Guns of Fort Petticoat/Joe Dakota/Fort Massacre, one of THEM Harry Semels from nothing I saw, Slavic who married blone Olga Baclanova Nicholas Soussanin from 1932 Arsene Lupi, and openly irish Douglas Gerrard from nothing I saw

There's a few other versions including a 20s one by Todd Browming but its not o gay a55 youtube so imma review this one

I thought it was a civil war film but its acutally not

afte crediys with a book opening with the actors and credits and titles on pages we get pages saying it in soviet afriva an the French are in an outpost with few Whites ironically like Europe became

in the sand tanned mans land we hear theres an inspection an this devolved looking Frenchie is cheerful like a cajun abouthow they get ready but dont marchand this fhuman seeming guy in frog face sez he'd take a full pack

the army gathers and they gotta march 40 killo meter

then we cut toa woman cleaning her feet that are white and virgin and clean and milky

a guy comes in and she wants him to order the men back but he wont and she inquires on why he sent em away

he sez they had to learn but she sez hat if the enemy attacks but he sez no so she goes like a woman and sez "u sed u loved me"

he asks her it and gets ma and she laughs and sez yes but he still wont bring em back and she claims he hurt her arm

he goes in for a kiss and probably a b0ning in the real version btu she sez after you bring em back and he sez brin em back

also her name is cigarette which in the brittish version...

so these horsemen come out andwe see the base and its a big lot with buildings and people they ha to make as they didn't cheap out with green screens liek the amazing bulk or avengers

the horsemen come across bodie and the enemy's iced another party sent out

at an oasis the 40 illo meters guys are rewatering 

thy hear gunshots but look and see the horsemen and retun to base

main guy meegs cigareete nd they clash over wine cuz they frencheis and the cajun like guy sings jolly

she get emarrend dfir some reason and throws a knife at him cuz shes a French woman and ets her irish up like an italino

he gets the knife and chases her playfully not like oj

mai guy did well on a mission and is propmoted to sgt

the guy who loves te cigarette has a smoke ad sends ain guy on a mission then e see main guy smoking cuz they frenchies

a britmo comes by in am explorer helmet and gets a horse for 2000 franks

cigareete gets da same horse and changes the saddle and gets britmoto get it thinking its different

he tinks all houses look the same? racist!!! what would trwilight sparkle thing? f her! f her in her horse a55!

main guy ads his opinion andthey have a bet for a bttle of wine or a kiss and cigarette racsmin guy by going around poles but nocking 1 over is a loss

main guy wins but sez it was da horse wo won so she can kiss the horse

interspecies! brony! pegaisister!

so she gets b--chy cuz shes got the French and rides off but main guy catches her and saves her

she sez she hates him but that means they'll fall in love and marry and have 200 babies to repopulate the world after the nucular holocost of 199X in Hokuto No Ken

she kisses him afffter he explains it and it fades out withthem probably b0ning in the sand

hope he's uncircimsized

the horse comes back but they didn't and they are still in the desert at night or day or w/e

he gets up anhs bac has no sandw/o a horses a55 to ride they walk back

they get back and main guy reports to cigarette lover and sez noting happened as lover is the commander or w/e

then cigarette mo wait it another woman isat the base with her man whos got a moustache

she ets a grand tour of the base and sez the flys must be h-ll so they need screens

commander sez idf a fly gets a Frenchie the fly dies, probably from the smell or hiv

she meets main guy and is tol hes a srgt and has nothing to be ashamed of

main guy seems to know other woman and commander goes to deal with long underwear an not long in the hot dog

latr caun style sees gicargete making a dinner table meanl with wine cz they like being drnk and b0ning

after he leaes cigaterre fans away the stink or flys or both

theres a dance and main guy is going outand has a slave or minion or peon make whisky and sandwiches for him

The term "Peeon" comes from a medieval tradition where the lower ranked soldiers would be punished for failure by being whizzed on by higher ups, This gradually became known as a slang ern for anyone of lower rank

ok i made that up but it souns real

main guy meets other woman and gives her a horse statue thing she gave him

after a talk they go off andfinds she can clim b

they go into the town after i think climbing a wall anf see the gaijin tanned sand man

they watch a gaiin f with a snake in a pot

in the real version it was living in a gains butt

they go back an shes glad she saw the real Africa but he sez the real one is in the desert

what about those world vision kids eating poop water and being full of parasites?

she gets her jewelry back from him and cigarette is bummed main guy didn't come and ajun tyle is happy cuz e won a bet

at some place i think the desert or a temple or someting he shows other woman the real Africa

he sez no woman went on this holy ground but holy to who? the demon worshippers?

they make out and it zooms out so i thnk they b0ned an they walk back with good b/w full screen filming of the dawn and day

at the oasis and not the gay ban she gets a horse to go back

then i a meeting they hear a loyal chief has issues with his people and the britmoes and frencies will work together t quell uprisings lie Nobunaga's Ambition on GB

they we see the chief with a notestabbed on his back saying theye's a rebellion and commander who's actually maoy Doyle like Contra Hard Corps is sent in

so i miseed a bit looking up Commander Doyle on Contra and main guy wants the horse back from other chick cuz she's going back to England

but she dont wanna go and wants to stay in the third worl with him 

he sez he can't go back to englad and cigareete listens in on them

this love triangle between a hero, a ommon girl and nobility is like Skies of Arcadia with Vyse and Aika and Fina

or Rick Lisa and Minmei in Robotech

maor Dundee doyle confronts cigaeete and she sez she loves main guy in a winy tirade

so the troops move out and et to a base in the desert

moutache sez the horse statue has the name of a guy who had a scandle but the guy bit it last year and cleare his kid brother b4 he went to h e double Ireland

they gotta get main guy back to tell him

in the base main guy comes back after losing a few men and doyle commander major minor keeps sending him out to ice him like King David

some guys retrn and cigarete finds what major doyle is doing to send main  guy out and she tells other woman main guys not returning

she gets b--chy and sez main guy dont belong with her upper crust kind and she loves him moe but could save him if she wanted to but will leave him to ie as if she cant have him, he can go to h-ll

wow what a b--ch

i mean she IS French, but still

so she hen goes out in the mad max hokuto o ken violence jack judge dredd wasteland like Mexico to save him

major wont leave but hears word from main guy that he' not returning and seeing this isn't what he rally wanted goes out to save him

so the enemy is attacking  place and a Frenchie gets it but its ok cuz if he had a soul he wouldn't be French

the enemy holds off and min gy sees the battalion is on its waybut it might be a trap to ipe ou the batta lion

they warn e with gnshots and the enemy attacks looking like nazghoul from lord of the rings in black robes

theres a battle of all these horsemen on the desert with machine guns and i thin maor dole got shot in the arm, the French had aids, you genned down, harambe

more enemies swarm in like ants and cigarette comes onward in the desert

later its night and they are running low on ammo and doyle has a hole in his righ shoulder and asks why main gy too cigatere cuz she loves him

he sees if they can last til noon they can have a chance and he wants to sacrifice himself to go off on his own

he goes to a tent and meets the chief who he knows from before in a past tume as classmates in school

he sez theres brits i athe area and if he's caught with the brits by him he'd look bad

chief sez if true he'd owe him for life but if not its the end of their relationship

him being a big status guy who aids em is lie padme being queen amadala in star wars episode 001

cigarttes comes by the battalion nd tells em the frencheis are surrounded so they go with her to there

the its daytime an main guy spend they night with the fchief who sez he found theres no brits around and is gonna use him as a occer ball for an on horse game

then b4 he's chopped up and b0ned the battalion attacks the camp and its lie wounded knee with the alleged whites attacking an enemy camp

gigarretrehas a death scene and attone for her b--chery sacrificing herself form him

man this goes on for a while

just die fenchie!

your kind aint needed on this blue and pure world

so he smooches her an she finally bites it and goes to fench h-ll wher they keep those sub human animals

then they have a ceremony to honey cigarette for saving em as the French like chicks being stronger than them

what are they? femnists?

and they clal her ciarrette, is that her birth name? i thought it was a mad max thing like fun boy or T bird in The Crow

now normans an Saxons can live together in peace

the end

that wasn't so bad

it had good flow and feel and dinm't drag

good acting and its got that 30s style

Ronald felt lie Erroll Flynn but not as playful

the cigareete chic was good and it showed the frenchies being Frenchie and b--chie

nowadays they'd make the French look bad and the gaijin look good

my dad felt this wasn't as good as the book but i fel it was a decent movie

sorta like Algiers but feeling like the 30s King Solomon Mines

I like these 30s films, they have class and heart

i think its in the late 1800s but dont recall if i said it

glad i saw it, its a preddy decent movie

also his woman who wanted him biting it when he had another woman and there's a service was used in starship trooper 001

For Under Two Flags 2 I want him to return to England and get them to send troops to take out the enemy tribes. Then leads missions against em but finds an ancient temble with a mahine that can revive people, so he hunts dpwn cigarettes body to bring her back. Also its a 16 bit Srpg like Langrisser on Sea Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as not Errol Flynn or whoever the main guy was in the 1st and take on cryptds in the desert and guardians in these temples made of gears and springs and ancient tech.