A Smoked Husband Review

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A Smoked Husband

This is my review on A Smoked Husband from the ditant future year to Oa Nobunaga of 1908(120 years before Transformers Zone)

Its directed by by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma

It stars John R. Cumpson(sounds like p0rn0) from Romance of a Jewess, Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess, Linda Arvidson aka mrs Griffith from The Unchanging Sea, George Gebhardt from Romance of a Jewess, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Burglar's Dilemma, Arthur V. Johnson from Romance of a Jewess, George Nichols(like Nichols in Ma Bull 34?) from The Unchanging Sea, Alfred Paget from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/Judith of Bethulia/Intolerance/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma, Mack Sennet from Romance of a Jewess/The Cricket on the Hearth 1909/The Gibson Goddess/A Corner in Wheat, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess, and Kate Toncray from Under Burning Skies/udith of Bethulia.

I never saw this before but its by Griffith and written by Frank E. Woods who's called a "neo confederate" by back door, aids bag, soy boy, beta male, Sodom bottom, candy a55, Creator hater, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear Wikipedia and i forgot banana crammer

after title is txt saying a c o  delivery for mrs bibbs

the dad is gonna go oiyt an mom gers a gift

she opens it a bit and goes to another room as ad wigs out over the bill

he pays the delivery slave andthe mom has a big fancy hat like its the 1900s

she walks cripplishously in shows an dress an dad come in

he dances with her a bit but she struggles with it

then dad covers her legs in stockings wita rug an runs off as she sits her unb0ned a55 in a wood chair and the rug is comming off

text sez the maid and her butt budy conspire and i thin they're onna ice em like soviets or the gov

they lurk around the arden an she snaks in a bag of cr-p an steal items to put in it

is she a gypsy?

so she gets a note saying signal from your window, meet in the drawing room

she goes to get smething and when out, dad comes in and finds the note so she runs off

dad rads t andgets his irish up wile in a buster Keaton hat and looks around even in the fire place

wife an other chick come in and she has ma light a fire an dads in the chimney listening for cr-p

maid gets the fire going and did they have matches then? or did they use some photon energy thing as tech was higher advanced in the past

they realize dads in it and spazz out like a spazz on spazz drugs

mom finds the bag of stolen cr-p and maid kinda fights her and runs off but its weirdly acted and they're women so who knows whats really going on

dad struggles in the chimney like with the dad in gremlins who bit it coming down as a santa bit revered and his ead gets blacked

the cops come in and look then leave andcatch the maid and get homie outsie

you gon drop da soap boy! and they gonna watch and laugh as you is b0ned!

you now, clyde from bonnie and clyde got b0ned in jail

text sez the neighboring foortop and dandies out for a smoke

dat weird 1800s talk

so this frooty looking guy in a top hat and big moutache comes out and s mokes with a guy who he's proably being butt hammered by dressed the same

dad clibs the chimney as the smoke rises and crawls out the hole in the roofs a55 all blackened like Trudeau

so the cops chase him like its family guy

he umps off the roof and falls like 15 feet onto the booty boys smoking, then it cuts to the manniwuin used for him replaced with him in a water thing

they fight and fall into a trough of white goo which i hope isn't the dudes spurm they =rke of together

the wie i thin comes by and the cops are spazzing out and wifes dress is a bit burned or something

cops have maid and butt buddy are there and take away and wife marches her man of by the neck cuz he's her indentured servant now

the end

that was pretty solid

the dad being the butt of the joke was something I'd expect from family guy or a 90s show

i get the smoked part after he was in the chimney

its got that 10s style of the camera in 1 place and cutting between other areas

good action and i didn't expect it to go in that way

he went black then almost went back

didn't expect the maid to be a bad guy and in on a heist

nice 00s acting with the exaggerated thing

the title cards tell what needs it and its basically a 50s cartoon

this i where we got things for Tom and Jerry or The Pink Panther

its a good start to film things we grew up with in the 20h century

glad I saw it

its got the seeds of the future buried in the past

plu its like 8 mins so its a quick watch

btw, I was feeling kinda disenfranchised of doing my reviews, but saw in the tarts  got thousands of views on my blog, so it got me hining, i got people who lie this, so it got me doing more.

so thanks to anyone who likes em.

For A Smoked Husband 2 I want it to be a legal thriller with the maid and butt buddy on trial but the defence tries to make it a human rights complaint as the owners were rich and had too much. also the commies and unions try to affect it by fnding protests in favor of the criminals but the dad is rich and has his capitalist friends counter. In the end the maid is found guilty and the commies/unions start a riot so the capitalist gotta beat em down. Also its an 8 bit beat em up like doule dragon on Sea Master Suster and Game Gear, Nes and Game Boy, TG16, Atari Jaguar I mean Lynx and 7800 where you play as a manly capitalist and his emale body builder woman who beat the soy boy beta commies that blow apart into blood and chunkslike Growl/Runark on Sega Genesis