Note: I spell higher evolved than those who dance
Tango Tangles
This is my revuew on Tango Tangles from the diatant future year to Nathan Bedford Forest of 1914(100 years before Robotech Season 1)
its directed by Mack Sennett who did Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914
It stars openly agnostic/gypsy Charlie Chaplin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Immigrant\A Dog's Life\The Kid\The Pilgrim\The Gold Rush\City Lights\Modern Times\The Great Dictator/A Woman of Paris/The Circus/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, Charley Chase from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Masquerader/His New Profession/His Favorite Pastime, Roscoe Arbuckle from The Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Fatty and Mabel's Simple Life/The Butcher Boy/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Cook/The Sheriff/The Hayseed/The Garage/Knockout//Leap Year/The Masquerader/A Film Johnnie, His New Profession/His Favoriye Pastime/The Speed Kings, Ford Sterling from He Who Gets Slapped/Alice in Wonderland 1933/A Film Jonnie/The Speed Kings, Chester Conklin from Tillie's Punctured Romance/Greed 1924/The Wizard of Oz 1925/The Phantom of the Opera(1925/Modern Times/Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/The Great Dictator/The Masquerader, Minta Durfee from Tillie's Punctured Romance/It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World/Willard 1971/The Masquerader, Charles Avery from The Blackbird 1926, Glen Cavender from Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/The General 1926, Alice Davenport from Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914, Billy Gilbert from Captains Courageous 1937/Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 1937/The Great Dictator, William Hauber from Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914, Bert Hunn from The Speed Kings, George Jeske from nothing I saw, Edgar Kennedy from The Knockout 1914/Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Duck Soup 1933/San Francisco 1936/Star Is Born 1937/The Black Doll 1938, Hank Mann from The Knockout/Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde 1920/City Lights/Scarface 1932/Mr. Smith Goes To Washington/The Great Dictator/The Maltese Falcon 1941/Yankee Doodle Dandy/Arsenic and Old Lace 1944/Coroner Creek/On Moonlight Bay/Angels in the Outfield 1951/Some Like It Hot/Inherit the Wind 1960, Harry McCoy from Tillie's Punctured Romance/The Garage 1920/The Masquerader, Dave Morris from noting I saw, Frank Opperman from Judith of Bethulia/Tillie's Punctured Romance/The House of Darkness/The Unchanging Sea/The Battle at Elderbush Gulch/The Masquerader, Peggy Pearce from A Film Johnnie/His Favorite Pasttine, Al St. John from The Knockout/Mabel and Fatty's Married Life/Coney Island/The Bell Boy/The Scarecrow/Out West/The Cook, and some giys not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, soy boy, beta mal, candy a55, forroy booty, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, hippie vegan stoner peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a eer with steer in its rear wiipedia who didn't evenr have a page for Cyraid on Gema boy for decades.
i never saw this b4 but hear its mae in a ance hall w/o any script and chaplin dont use his tramp style
also is the last time chaplin and sterling were in a movie together. dat candy a55 commie
after title we get tet sayng pro dancers and not break ancers have inning befor eht masque ball starts
more like in the butt!!
we see a guy dancing with a chick in an opean area and she does toe walong
then 2 earlier chicks do kic dances and trip shaved face buster i mean Charlie
this owler hat guy walds around and is tired and puts his hat on a woman and gets a ticket foe the thing
he eems drunk or high or devolved or like he got too many flu shots to the head
text sez the ban leader is into the hat check girl andhe some to tell her he liks her
but another guy by roscue coes in wanting her and they fight wit roscoe lifting a guy over his head as he spazzes out and ban leaer running before getting beat by a human with a human
lie ororon enma kun how enma ha a sword fight with chiiko sensei but instead of sword they used naked chicks
after ban leadrr runs off from the alpha male's show of force,the picked up guy falls and roscoe kicks him in the 155 but falls on his own a55
band leader runs around devolvedly nd throws a guy about to go up the stairs onto the floor thenrns up with weird leg movements
wait i tin tha was chaplin he threw down
take dat you candy a55!
roscoe comes in and chaplin looks mentally ret-=rded
band lader plays his horn and it comes apart but roscoe hears it and runs up stairs as haplin follows but falls
rocoe has an oboe i thinkand band leader tells him off and he sits down
text sez the hat chic is polpalr an caplins into her
the band plays as people in the room dance like its the alleged 1700s andchaplin dances with hat chick
band leader ses and is playing weird to f with emas roscoe blows his horn like he's sucking a d0ng
tha horn is b0ning his mouth
band leader is spazzing out abd needs a drin so roscoe goes to ge one but band leader uses this chance to come down
he moves aroundd exaggerated and goes on da dance floor tl he inds Charlie and hat chick
he sez Charlie has something dat belongs to him da wo man, and is bumped y a guy in a clown outfir, proably a demon worshipper as clowns have dark fallen angel origins
he stangles Charlie and throws him into the crown but Charlie kicks him ow and gets the girl
he spazzs around like a drun soviet and knocks chalie over an they fight clownishly
band leader takes off his coat and throws it into charlies monkey face but then either kisses or bites his face, lie the penguin in batman returs making dat guys nose gush blood lie a woman once or twice a monh, depending on how many wombs she got
charlies thrown into a crowd and wandes around lk biden and roco is suspect of and leader
he goes to break him in 2, which would be pretty cool to see literally like in Mortal Kombat, andband leader sez shes's my woma and anyone trying to et her gets beat
he kisses her hand and brags more ut roscoe is fuming behind hi and when he notices, he runs as roscoe kicks and falls on his a55, then gets up swinging fists to punch a clown
band leader faces Charlie and they tae off heir vests as Charlie sticks out his a5 to be kicked and he kicks it
hey dance around and Charlie strectches out his stretchy shirt thing and snaps it into band guy's eye
got soem ninja moves here
they take off their ties and neck things but start to remove the pants, which might be too hot for 1914
they go toput on a coat but both try the same trench coat and flip around then chaplin falls out
chaplin fights ban guy and throws flothes at each other and flop around like crack smoking apes
they devolve into hugging each other but smack on the back then both fall
one sez "i don want her, you can have her" and they fall over blacked out and probably dead
the end
that was pretty good
nice 10s style with that camera work and style thats ixed and cuts instead of moving
good stunts and chaplin and roscoe did well with physical cr-p
good action and they slapped together a decent plot for guys goofing around with a camera in a dance place
good ending where they give up on the girl after beating the h-ll outta each other
it sorta stops after enough joes ut its still pretty goo
and better than 50 shades of gray where it just stops and we get cr-ppy sequels after a cr-ppy mobie
Glad I saw it, its fun
oh and i tdont recall them actually tangoing, but maybe they did, i dont ance
For Tango Tangles 2 Iwant Roscoe to be ready to marry th hat girl bucharlie and the band guy have surgically combined into 1 person to take him on with the strength of 2 men. But other guys wanna marry her too and a hermaphrodite and woman. So they have a fighting tournament to win her hand. But its also danc fighting where yo use dance moves to beat each other up. Its also a 16 bit fighting game lie street fighter on sega genesis, snes, tg16, Atari jaguar and gba where you play as 1 of the fighters and the final boss is the fused guy
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