Monday, July 21, 2025

A Beast At Bay Review

 Noye: O spell bad but better than Michael bay

A Beast At Bay

This is my review on A Beast at Bay from the ditant fiture year to NOT Emperor Meiji as he was a live when this cme out, of 1912 but bit it soon after, and was 100 years before Robotech season 1

ts driecerd by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess./The Uchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Unndr Burning Skies

It stars Mary Pickford fromn Sparrows/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea, Edwin August from Mr. Smith Goes to Washington/Under Burning Skies, Mae Marsh from Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience/The Birth of a Nation/Intolerance/1933 Alice in Wonderland/The Grapes of Wrath/1943 Jane Eyre/1947 Miracle on 34th Street/The Snake Pit/The Quiet Man/The Robe/1954 A Star Is Born/The Searchers, Christy Cabanne from Judith of Bethulia/The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The House Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, William A. Carroll from Judith Of Bethulia/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch, Robert Harron from The House of Darkness/The Tender Hearted Boy(Sonds wonderful and kind)Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging ConscienceThe Birth of a Nation/Intolerance: Love's Struggle Throughout the Ages/True Heart Susie/Under Burning Skies, frooty Frenchie J. Jiquel Lanoe from Judith of Bethulia, one of THEM, Henry Lehrman from nothing i saw, Charles Hill Mailes from The Goddess of Sagebrush Gulch/The House of Darkness/Judith of Bethulia/The Mark of Zorro/Under Burning Skies, Marguerite Marsh, sister of MAe, from Intolerance/Uner Burning Skies, W. C. Robinson from The Musketeers of Pig Alley/The Tender Hearted Boy)Judith of Bethulia/The Huuse Of Darkness/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies, Charles West from The King of Kings/Duck Soup/The Grapes of Wrath/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/Under Burning Skies.

I never saw this b4 but like Griffish so it might be good.

after tire we getplants in the wind and a guy in the plants hiding

he snwaks around an i think is an estaped convict and men in unifoem with guns look for him

a tile card sez "her ideal" and hese 2 chcks see a guy and 1 guys up and walks with him

title card sez him not getting in a street fight makes her think hes  a candy a55

a guy tauts him and he dot assault the guy as gicing fists for words is unevolved and primitive

he has a right to say that. Its called The 1st amendment

name calling is not a crime, despie how those commies want it to be

"ohhh but what if he sez something offensive?"

Thats the pint of name calling you soviet sodomite!

"he sed wods i disagree with! I'm going to murder him!"

clearly a civilized intelligent highly evolved person worthy of respect... NOT!!!

so the couple drives off in a 1910s car and the convict is lurking around the woods

a hunter of men  but not like Nimrod in the Bible sees something and looks with the grou and he catches 1 and gets his un, then makes him undress

Oh no he's gonna b0ne him!! So THAT's whuy he was in jail!

the cpiple drives and the chik thinks hes a candya55 cuz hes not a violent ape wo dirty's his fists on lesser alleged humans

she drops him off and drives on and convict swapped clothes with the guy and goes

hunter comes back and is hearly shot but they see its him cuz he didn't take off the coat like a dumb55

tey get him new clothes cuz theres time for that and chick finds a shirt of the road and stos like a dumba55

e convict gets her and tells her omething and title card sez the convict makes her drive im off

a man i think boyfriend sees it with bnocculars and the man hunters meet him nd see wirh em

she drives off and main uy rus to get help and bugs some people

title crd sez e knows te track runs by the road and tries to get an engine to chase it

he bugs train guys who won hekp as i thik its unions and ex convict is with chick driving

main guy gets a guy in a hat to make em use a train and go off with him on it

title card sz her ruse unsuccessful and it showsem talkin and he grabs her troat for a bitand dtives n

they go by guys in a primitive car who go by and the train comeswith good actuion ahots of the train puffing along

this is like die hard

the train comes at em and can seemingly go faster  with smoke pooing out that the global warming nuts spazz out over

the train is by e but like 20 feet away as theres space between th road and tracs

btw theres a big empty field by em likesomething eyroyed the tuff there b4, like in a fake earth quake or energy thin to wipe out evidence of the past kingdom

the car goes left or right to us andthe drain tops and guys get outand run

title card sez the other guards on the trail and we see them getting the primitive or prototype looking car like in Robotech

title card sez to cover his trail he takes the gir with him

he stops the car and drags her, wich might slow hi  down cuz he's a dumba55

theguards cme and he hdes in a cabbin wurg her andthe guars and boy friend run around

title car sez she has silk curls and fne clothes and crook has strped anvas so i thnk he's gnna b0ne her

his face looks like a devolved tucker Carlson and looks at her and wants her

he lifts her coat and starts saying things and she freaks out as i thin he wants to use him i mean her for his lusts

probably after b0ning men in ail all that time, a real woman is driving him wild

she scream and someone sees her and he opens fire andits the bf wgho takes cover

he runs between shots and hits the deck on em and gets closer and tres a lot of smoke

he's at the door and as he busts in she shoves crook and the gun aims up

main guy grabs the gun and tey fight as the cops near

he pulls the gun at the crooks face and pulls the rigger and his face i blown off with him having a red but looking black paint on it and fake wounds to look like he took the face off

jk really he grabbles as he crook strangles him and the woman stands there spazzng out thinking of hot rod in the transformers movie but here she'd nit be in the way as the good uy is overpowered

so hes being trangle and she eventally tries to hel but does little as shes a chick and men are physically stronger

main guy gets looe and crook is gnna beat him with the gun as i guess its outta ammo but then the door opens and the cops bust in and ave the innocent people from the devolved maniac like Birth Of A Nation

they bring him off to be xecyted or w/e and head guard thanks them and goes

the couple talks and he hurt her hand and he isses it better andshe ez she hurt her mouth and he smooches it

they hug anb4 thy b0n, head guard comes in nd gets em

the end

that was pretty good

nice action

good acting

a bit overacted but thats how it is in the 10s

good fiming and its well made

sorta lile Grandma's boy but hes nt a real coward but civilized

he's kinda like optimus prime, he i kind but wen he has to he kicks a55

she mistakes kindness for weakness but they are different

you dont gotta be a devolved violent savage to be brave

wisdom matter too

Like the Bible says, thre's a time for each thing

I liked this one and that chick thought he was sissy for not beating up a guy for saying words but ten sto there as he was being strangled

shows how those who criticize are ofen worse than the ones they attack

but over all, its good and shows love standing up

Nowadays they'd have the crook as the hero and the cops as the bad guys and make him synpathetic cuz his dad gayed him as a kid and no one undersands him

But here he's clearly evil and has no redeeming traits

Like Megatron in the GOOD Transformers

For A Beast At Bay 2 I want him and her to have learned they cant be sot as you nver now when dan ger come and get into body building and become bounty hunters and convit catchers. This guy does a prison brea by fermenting feces to blow open the wall and all these criminals escape and wreakhavoc on the town so the couple goes around beating em eo and snapping their legs so they don't ecape. Also its a16 bit 2 player beat em up on Sega Genesis, TG16, Snes, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as he couple dressed like WWF characters and wail on several levels of crooks.

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