Bonnie And Clyde Review

note; you try spelling right on this cr-ppy keyboard. homie

bonnie and clyde

this is my review on bonmnie anf cklude(the 60s ver)

as a kid I thought they were both dudes

like brothers or homies

my dad said the only male bhonnie was bonnie prince Charles

I saw the 2010s remake which was more historically accurate

it also said clybe was b0ned in prison and wanted to break out the prisons to start a malcontent uprisings

in other words; what many protesters want

the credits have a 30s feel and plays a 30s song

we get title cards of the characters that gives their backstories

then bonnie goes around nude but not showing her nipples

she talks to a guy trying to jack her grammas car and they get along

she sez shes going to work and he eventually guesses shes a waitress

he sez hes does armed robbery

she shouldn't be with that crook

hes gonna turn her

he also sez he chopped up a foot to get off work detail in prison

self mutilation!

she questions his actually being in armed robbery and he pulls a gun

she sez hes too candy a55 to use it so he jacks a place and they book it

while driving away they make out or b0ne or w/e

but he pulls away

he claims hes not into b0ning and don't like dudes

she leaves and he sez shes worth more than just being normal

she stays with him and he reveals he figured out her life story

hes psychic!

he read her mind!

he knows she wants more to her life

like the little mermaid

spoiler; she bites it in the book

the disney version changed the ending so they could make cr-p sequels

like the hunchback of notre dame

she goes to live with him in a house and he sleeps in a car

he then shows off his gun skills and trains her to use a gun

a guy stops by and clyde aims at him

but the guy sez the bank took his house

he and his fam are leaving

so clyde shoots the bank sign

then the guy does

then a black guy comes by and shoots the windows

then they introduce themselves and say they rob banks

they try robbing a bank but the bank is broke

so they shoot the windows

1 guy they try robbing attacks clyde

hes surprised a guy he pulled a gun on wasn't nice to him

"ai never was gonna hurt him"

hows he supposed to know that?! ur holding him ay gunpoint

I missed a bit as I was editing my Go Nagai Wiki but b/c got more members to their gang

is this supposed to be like robin hood and his marry men?

after another bank robbery they watch gold diggers of 1933 (the part with "we're in the money")

its weird seeing a b/w film on screen in a widescreen color film

later clyde tells bonnie to leave as he just iced a guy and he's known by cops(but she aint)

she declines

then they b0ne

but he cant b0ne her as his parts don't work

later jean Hackman comes by and is bonnies dad

they take pictures

then gene Hackman talks to clyde about b0ning bonnie

wait

I think gene Hackman isn't her dad

I hope not anyway

unless hes a millennial

clyde wants to have a vacation in mizuri(the confederate state)

I think jean Hackman is clydes prison homie

on the car ride jean khankman tells a joke about brandy in milk

they move into a house

bonnie wants to have some private time with clyde but theres always someone in the next room

later bonnie reads an article she wrote for the newspaper

then the cops open fire on the place and a gunfight breaks out

they get out and one guy capped a cop

he otta get the chair for that

bonnie and clyde argue over cutting some dead weight loose and bonnie insults clydes redneck ancestry

that's racist

call the racist police and have her arrested for being racist

then bonnie sez she is just stressed from being shot at

while driving 1 guy reads the paper and sez the b/c gang has a lot of wrong and vague info printed of them

a cop is caught by them and they hassle him

hes tied up and held at gunpoint

this is like what the malcontents today would want

1 guy suggests icing him

but they take pictures of him with the gang

I assume they were b0ning him in the real version

these guy are lolling and joking about torturing a guy who never wronged them

its like in the crow

the cop does something they don't like(I didn't see. I think he spat out bonnies aids kiss)

so they beat on him and send him in the river in a boat

that's sexual harassment

he didn't consent to being kissed

this IS like the crow

later they jack a bank

they announce who they are

oh, jean Hackman is ctyldes bro

as they escape they get attention from onlookers

we get a montage of citizens reacting to the b/c gang and a car chase

later jean hackmans woman isn't getting paid and she wants her share

bonnie don't wanna pay her as she wants the cash for her fam

later gene wilder is making out with a chick and the b/c gag jacked his car

send peter boyle or orange midgets after em!

he and his woman chase em in some other car

but the b/c gang turns around and chases them

they both stop and the b/c gang harasses em

what were they gonna do when they caught em?

theres like 2x as many malcontents as them

they get captured by the b/c gang

they gon get b0ned!

this is like the crow

on the car ride jean hackmin tells the brandy milk joke and gene wilder laughs

they got stockholme syndrome

the chick he was b0ning reveals shes 33 and hes not pleased

they get burgers together

when gene wilder sez hes an undertaker the bonnie kicks em outta the car to be b0ned by wandering biker gangs

later bonnie runs away cuz she want to see her mom

but cluyde stops her

I missed a BIT BUT THEy have a picnic with the mom in this wasteland

I missed a bit but I think someone bit it

later clybe comforts bonnie

later jean hankcons woman tells her backstory

later the cops attack the b/c gangs home

they shred the place with gunfire

but the b/c gang fights back with machine guns and grenades

jean hackmon got his head blown open by gunfire

1 guy got shredded

the hacnkmans wife got an eye popped

this movie is bad a55

they drive away somehow and in the night field they regroup

the next day the wake up to gunfire and orders to surrender

so they run away

jean Hackman gets iced and his woman caught

b/c run but bonni gets shot in the shoulder

but they get away

I missed some cleaning my place up but clyde wants to do something big

later 1 gang member reunites with is

f butt

my comp broke while typing this and I had to wait til its on again to finish this

now I'm on a new computer and the keyboard isn't synchroed to me

k I'm watching it from the beginning again and found faye dunaway is bonnie

I hear shes Christian

also she was in that joan "crawl up my a55" Crawford film; mommie dearest

I was born the same day as Christina Crawford

just like a few decades later

back to where I left off

b c and the other guy they're with get water from some people living in the wasteland

I think that's the part I missed while cleaning

the other guy brings b/c to his dad and tells em its b/c

the papers are blaming b/c for things they wernt around for

the other guy I always referred to as "unidentified suspect"

while with b/c the dad is cheerful but when alone with his son hes a harda55

the cops have gene hackmans woman and here eyes are dead

they try to get info from her by being nice

the cop blames clyde for gene hackmins getting his head busted open

he lead him down the wrong path

she reveals the other guy's name

c w moss

later bonnie writes a poem about her and clyde

clyde wants to send it to the papers

bonnies poem makes them look like the good guys

and blames everyone else for them being seen as bad

I'm sure stalin and mao and mandela had similar views too

later, clyde has finally b0ned bonnie

but they arnt married!

LATER  they are in bed (they b0ned in a field b4) and think about going straight

the dad of c w sez for cw to not go back in the car with em

and he made a deal with the cops to keep c w safe

but c w thinks cylde cant be caught cuz he has "a sense"

spider sense?

the next day are out and cw is keeping em waiting

the cops go by and clyde has bonnie go home with him

while driving they plan to return in 20 mins to get him

but then they see a guy fixing a flat tire

they stop and the cops shred em with gunfire

they empty a lotta guns into em

I think the tire guy was c w 's dad

the end

that was pretty good

I liked it

would've been cool to use 80s special effects to show gene hackmans head busted open

like that guy in pet semetary

for bonnie and clyde 2 i'd like for c/b's getting iced to start a malcontent uprising wit their fans and they end up tearing apart cities in acts of demented lust for "justice". its being lead by c w as he's disgruntled with letting them get iced and has collected pieces of em that came off in the shooting and eaten em so they can live on as part of him. eventually he busts open a prison and starts a rampage as its something clyde wanted. but the inmates all start b0ning him as the are convicts and have no loyalty or respect for anyone besides their own desires. the scene of him getting gang b0ned lasts 6 minutes and he eventually explodes from getting b0ned too much(or ruptures and falls apart into mush) then in bonnie and clyde 3 the b0ned much they were becomes an abomination and starts attacking cities and America needs to work with Mussolini to stop it as he has fought this kind of thing b4 in his youth.