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At Gunpoint
Thisas is my rebview on At Gunpoint from the distant future year(to General George Armstrong Custer) of 1055(=50 years b4 the transsformers movie)
its direcuyal by Alfred L. Werker who did noting i ever saw
it stars Fred MacMurray from Double Indemnity\The Swarm, Dorothy Malone from basic inatinct, Walter Brennan from The Racket/The Invisible Man/Bride of Frankenstein\Sergeant York\The North Star\How the West Was Won\Bad Day at Black Rock. Tommy Rettig from River of No Return. John Qualen from the grapes of wrth/Jungle Book\Casablanca\Captain Kidd\The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance\7 Faces of Dr. Lao\A Patch of Blue, Whit Bissell from the red badge of couyrage/Creature from the Black Lagoon\Invasion of the Body Snatchers\Birdman of Alcatraz\Soylent Green. Jack Lambert from Abilene Town\Bend of the River\Blackbeard the Pirate\How the West Was Won, and some guys i never saw inn abnything
its only like 80 mons but on grit they add 40 mins of adds to get to 2 hours
i never saw this b4 but fred was good in a few things
so it stayrts wiuth a guy practicing his draw and his partnets are there and gonna meet someone named barlow
they wanna nail a bank which is bettert than n=iling a 5kank as there you get aids, and are gonna go after small towns to avoid attention andf as no one there has guns
then its creditsand said to eb in scinema scope tbut the tv version fixes that anf puts it in proper fullscreen
music by carmen dragon? what is this? astro boy?!
so the gang goers to meet this guy and hears theres no guns in the town despite being american and the 1800s or w/e as they are farmers
my grandpa was a farmer and had a gun for animals
what if some coons are tearing up ur animals?! gotta j fk em!
so fred talks with a guy about cigars and oh the guy is the doc and doc and sherrif go inside to play chess
theres 1 chick in here and fred goes to the bar and wait its the bankand gets money
after he leaves the bandits come vy and this geezer wait its sherrif is talking witrh chick and doc is winning at chess and sez he pplayed chess with The right jhonorable Robert e Lee
fred is in the chess pit and doc is losing now and blames every thing like a door beel andn people talking
some innocent kids oem in and fred sells em candy and they hhave a dog AND LEAVE TO PLAY WITH IT
so eventually ther baddz go in da bank and have face hair and they are evil like hitler and stalin and lincon and hold up the bank at gunoijht
they jack the money and 1 guy has a gun in his drawerbut is capped as he pulls it
the money wasn't worth ur life
so the baddz come out and cap the sherrif and fred sees anbd takes one out as he rides off like he's chgarles bronson
anothert guy uses a shotgun to harambe another punk and some get away
they saved the money and the kids think its interesting as they are gonna dgrow up to be serial killers who cut people ipern and b0ne their guts
doc is bummed his chess homie is in h e double sobvviet california and fred comforts the 1 chick
the townsfolk see fred as a hero for taking 1 oof em out and he sez it was a lucky shot even though they had issues nailing him
the papers talk of the robbers getting iced andsaying it was fred who owns the store who took him out and the name of the other guy who iced the other punk
the badds want revenge and cuz the peper named names llike soviet cnn bashing mr rittenhouse or mr zimmerman, its an attempt to get em iced, as the best president says; the media is the enemy fo the people
so later theres a dinner and fred dont wanna be cleebrated for wackin a dude and then at the bart they drink and its revealed the guy he ended had a reword out for him
the banker wants to reward him and evertyones drinking and bamnker dont want people to be sober, but in power rangers, this is bad as liqour kills more than aids, so if you wanna live, ur better off getting aids
dic talks with fdred about how he had it as luck and 1 of the malcontents is in the bar
1 guy nominates fred to be the new maershall mathers and he sez he dont know how to use a gun and has a store to run
banker sez they have the better part of the town in and elect geroge henderson who i think shotgunned that guy and he's voteds in unanimus
malcontent is there and sees and wears a BLACK HAT!!!! and so is DOC! and doxc is drinking as hes bummed about sherrif geting iced
hes playeing chess with the angels
and 4dimensionally, with bobby fischer
so then at night but really just tinted day, new sherrif drives home drunk on his horse like orodney king and the baddz catch him and confront him over icing their homieand cap him a buncha times
they leave the newspapwer and book it and when the towns folk walks over to where the gunfire was and while not carruyying guns, find the p[aper with the guuys picture they iced X'd out and fred next to him
this reminds me of the batman ep wioth sid the squid where he got lucky and was gonna get wacked
and a bit of a history of violence with cronenberg and viggo mortenson
later fred is manning the store like brtadly before his parts were removed by da gov and this kid oh its his kid and the chick is freds woman
kid talks with fred about the wacking and how the gang might come for him but dad comforts him saying he's safe in town and they dont need to leave
son worries they are gonna coem into town and f him up and kid is scared for his daddy and dad comforts him adn sez its ok to be scared for ur fam as it means u care
son wants dad to carrt a gun and he has 1 but its in the drawer and never was used
virgin gun
son wants to eb a storekeep when he grows up and dad sez he can have this one later
later the towensfolk tallk about if they otta leave incase the malcontents attack annd 1 sez "its not freds problam, he dad the towna favor by ending the guy"
a cop oir w/e thhey had i think a gov agent comes by to see the marshall and investigater the capping but marshall is in h e double mexico england
at the crime lair, th bad guys hear the federar marshall is leaving and 1 foundf out saying he was an old friend and now wants to go back and finish it
vbut 1 of the punks dont wanna go in and the others say "if we dont end him, other will try to ice us"
maybe they wouldn't try to iokll you if you didnt steal and kill in their area?
so in town they her the federal marshall is leaving and talk with him
f mnarshall sez he has orders and hes got no reason to stay and the newspaper message is a common threat that probably dont measn sh-t
they try offering him more money as their marshall but he dont copnsent
also this is in Texas which is one of the Manliest States alongside Arkansas and Florida and the Confederate ones
so f marshall is leaving as theres no danger in the 2 weeks he was there and sez to fred the gang might not even be in the state anymore
typical gov, telling people false things to ease them so they wont cause a fuss when iced
later the kids read a book and fred sends them to bed and talks with chick about hwo w/o fed marshall the town needs a new one
chick worries of the gang and fred sez its ok but stays home from da store tonight
later its windy as the trees are sneezing and the fred gives the doc mail
doc offers tro teach fred the chess but fred sez later and kids come in for candy
later the kids dont come by and 1 comes and is pulls back by the parent and its seems that they are worried the store might get shot up like a 7 11 in a slum
fred gets the reawrd mney of 2500$ and goes to the back but people fear him
he goes to a bar and the peope, fear him and he leaves and 1 of the badds comes in and wait, he didnt leave, its the toehr guy, and the rest leave him with the killer
fred wants to get more equipment and one by 1 everyone ditches the place and leaves the man they praised to die
he talks with the bad guy and sez hes the guy who iced the guyand the bad guy leaves and sez"this aint my town, what happensd hwere aint my buisiness"
doc was the only one to stay and the fred talks with him about the candya66es and c-ck suckers are and how inn the past, people founded this area and now in small townds we wotrk togteher like when the fergusins got sick and they aided em and didnt worry about catching it
how higher evolved we the people were in the 1800s, now people hide in the car when they hear a guy in the room didnt get the needle
this is why evolution is fake, things are NOT egtting better, we're getting worse!
doc sez he likes fred betterwhen he's mad and fred goers home and tells woman his friends turned on him like funimation losers when THEY wernt againsty the Right Honorable Vic Mignogna
he otta striing em up, or surgically connect em into 1 body and ewatch em struggle to fuinction
so womnans brother is with em and i dont recall him being there b4 and the bads come into town
thhey knock on the door to freds shop and brother comes to answer it and they cap him, then ride through town firing
dont worry, hes gonna be ok, he just needs some rest, theres a hoispital planet nearby, the shots almost broke his armor
doc tellls the people to go home adn theres nothing they can do now and they lurk off like a buncha candya55es who got caught j=-rkin off to necro p0rn0
son comforts woman over her brother getting sent to the shadfow realm and she realizs the bads thought it was him when they gave him a few extra anuses
after a service they talk of hiring a guy to protect em and if they otta get a skilled gunman
the next day son wakes up after dreaming of dad getting wacked
woman wants to book it but fred sez he can't go with her and he needs to defend his way of life and the right to live where he is safely and he's not gonna rick his fam
why not get a lynch mom topgether? they cant cap all of them!
she dont wanna go now and will stand by her man and they smooch but not like in basic instinct wjhere sharon styone b0ned that devolved guy
later doc talks withga guy about getting a gunman to helpo em and they pkan a towen meeting
later in the cr-pshack, the baddz bring in a newspaper and hear they got the wrong man and killed an innocent boy, buyt only care about getting the right oen
they wanna go in the day time so they can see as they aint ninja or daemons or daemon ninja like in la blue girl with the hermap[hrodite who b0nes miko and her sister
so a town meeting is called and woman heres and she tells fred and son
the gang rides to da town and doc gets the fred and brings him to da salloon and on the way, sez he didnt forget how he helped his fam when they were sick
at the meeting they sayy "nothing personell but they all want him run outta town,, except 1 guy, as they worry abiut their wives and kids"
its like when the gov turned humans against humans over an alleged virus thats 1% fatal or they hate on a guy for having a gf who's 17 and he's 26
fred sez he used to think this town was good people, but now they;'re a buncha c-ck suckers and are pretty much ritual sacrificing him to deal with 1 issue
the people make the laws and they worldnt make bank robbing or killing legal, but they are by doing this and they are letting fear rule them
he otta leave town and gas them a few days later
so then the gang is heading to town andthe townsfolk run away liek tyhe little girly men they are with girly man parts they put in their own girly mouths and drink their girly goo and barf it into their girly butts
so the fred fuchs gets his unused gun and doc wants 1 but fred sez no and goes out
they ride towards him and he firss once and misses and againand has to reload
then voices say "drop ur gons, ur surrounded" and the town comes out windoewswith shotguns and when 1 aims his artm is capped
1 guy rides at doc or fred and doc blows him ouff his horse like its super smash bros melee with a shotgun
the town sez "sorry for being c-ckl suckers, hope u forgive us" and they kkinfda earned it by being good guys with guns and saving him they attoned
the townsfolk should have shredded those mother f==kers when surrounded! you dont catch a raccoon and let it go, you end it!
the end
that was pretty good
instead of a manly tough john wayne hero, we get a regular guy who isn't into it
good twists and it gopes by pretty quick and has good flor and dont drag
nice acting and color and filming and fred gave a good perfomance
probably based on real people who had to kill to saev others or themselves and the stress they had and hate from bad guys harmed them
like george zimmerman or kyle rittenhouse
overall its a nice movie and has good style and themes that work well today
For At Gunpoint 2 i want it to be days later and ther gang is ion trial and breaks loose with one of their relatives coming by and shooting up the court and they escape, the town sees they made a mistaker letting them live and goes on the hunt for them, also its a 16 bit srpg like fire emblem or shining force on sega genesis, dnes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you play as the town and move around squares using things like guns and farm tools to chop through various bandits aND TAKING OUT THE gang one by 1 as you encounter em
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