Dragon Ball Sleeping Princess In Devil's Castle Review

 Note: I spell like a bad 90s dub, home boy!

Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle

This is Ore Samma No Review on Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle from the distant future year to Japanese Icon Shiro Ishii Sama of 1987(40 years before Robotech The Untold Story and20 years befoire the Ameriocan Transformers The Headmasters)

Its directed by Daisuke Nishio who did DBZ Dead Zone/The World's Strongest/The Tree of Might/The Return of Cooler/Super Android 13!/The History of Trunks and a buncha DBZ eps ending withj Goku vs. Pikkon and did work on Crying Freeman

This is the 98 funimation dub back before they devolved and everryone hated em and they f;'d up things with kai and super and the remastered versions and the attacks on Vic Mignogna and censoring things to be woke and making one piece bland and buyinmg The Right Stuff and ending Adult Anime andhaving a buncha malcontent c-=ck suckers as actors

But in their defense, they are non union, so no ones 100-% evil

Hitler was against smoking and knew of the hollow earth, and yes, Ore samma coimpared funimatio to hitler, but its cool, I'm Polish, or as they say, El Polen Zakken!

So this stars Ceyli Delgadillo from dbz, back door Christopher R. Sabat who wwas good in the 90s DBZ but devolved as piccolo and vegeta when he stopped trying to sound like thgeyr REAL voices in the Ocean dub, Monika Antonelli from dbgt anz z, Mike McFarland from DBZ, DBGT DB filth aksa super, FMA, Brad Jackson from dbz and gt but not kai as that s-cked, and like 2 other voices i never saw in anything

I never saw this b4 but liked 90s dbz when they had fun

i'm doing this for my fat bimbo gf as she's gay for drtagon ball and likes the 90s funimation dub as its actually good and she wanted me to review this

after logo we get a naraTOR SAYING THERES A CASTLE IN THIS 5 peaks thing called the devils hand with a hot chick princess in it guarded by daemons

its got good art of red background and black inking to give it kind of a black cauldren or wizasrds vibe and is reminiscant of the Garklic Jr Moviue or the 70s Lord of the Rings

tthen title then the funimation opening to Dragonball thats actually knda good and has that adventure feel

too bad its in widescreen and they chopped the top/bopttom

thern we see kid goku in his blue outfit  riding the nimbus and actually having a GOOD voice unlike in japan

So weeaboos say "In EVERY other country but America, DBZ had the Japan Music!" but REAL people say "Yeah, but in EVERY othef country but Japan, GHoku was played by a Man when he was a grown a55 maN!"

I sdee it as Hokuto no Kem: When Bart/Bat/Bato/Bateau was 12ntroduced, he was like 15 and was played by an old lady, but in HNK2 he's a big muscle dude and played y Andy from Fatal Fury

Imagine 20ish year old bart all big and beefy like Hulk Hogan with a girly voice?

So Goku, or Sahn Gohh Kooh as devolved people call him, goes to Master Roshio's place as he watched 80s work ouyt vids to become his pupil

Roshi has a cold one asa Goku eats meat like Luffy and Goku hears Kreillin comming in a boat b4 roshi

krillin jumps to the island so he cant get back if Roshi sez no and gives roshi a p0rn0 magwhich he looks througfh

Roshi whip[s out his 13 inch uncut weener and uses his Ki toi make to go to 3 feet then starts b0ning turtle as hes the onlyn one over 18 here

jk really he reads em and like pikachu inb eop 1, krillin dont get along with goku and roshi sez sicne goku was here 1st but krullin got him a gidft, hes gonna have em do a test

then goes on A STORY of how long agoi, when the lands were still young, on a specual night, 7 magical stones were form,,es, they had such great power, nothing cxould contain them, and if you unite them, a new age of wonders wiull occurr

wait thats power stone, only on sega dreamcast, its thinking!

so long ago an evil count named after the fallen angel from the bible thatb the celebs work for took a princess captinve and used magic to put her to sleep and whoever saves her gets to be roshis student

i think zelda ripped this off in zelda 01 the adventure of link, before all the otrher gamners were prequells and going futther back

meanwhile, launch wants to save the princess and roshi sends to go straight in this direction and find ther caslte

krillin, or koo ree reeen as devolved people say dont like goku and goku is told not to use the nimbus as it gives his an unfair advantage

which is like saying guys who don't do drugs have an unfair advantage over people who do as their bodies are not decroded

so krillin sucker hits goku and swims off and swims off and goku outswims him as he's some kinda space monekey but krillin goe sfatser when a shark chases him

after a montage of them running and krilling trying to screw him up, krillin cuts a bridge gokus on and nails him with a rock so eh falls then takes a bus and rides a swarm of buffalo. onyl for ghoku to whiz past him

then on the island, bulma, who im surprized the devolbved dfont call boo roo muh, stops by and roshi tries to hide his hetero xxx mags

also yamcha oolong and puar come by and he tells em of the quest and theylewave to fing goku

sop goku and krillin reach the devil;s hand and it looks like fingers comming from the earth to drag things to h-ll

they go on and in this stone momnster facve like in cabria  and krillin is creeped out

bulma andf friends fky ovewr in a jet and daemons attack and bring it doiwn

in the castle krillin is sdcvared of thios cool 80s castle thats like alierns or predator and when bluma wakes up theres a 30s movie on and the bad guy greets her and shes gay for him

she gets p-ssed as always for his guys attacking her but he sez if he wanted her dead she'd not be in this room

krillin ands goku find an army of daemons and its like king puiccolo all over or garlic jr's artmy

they run over em and go on as these are kids  but 1 stays behindd and sez the princess isn't a person before fighting them with these  big lolli[pops thart break stonme

krillin fights the army and goku beats hgim with his power pole and ghoku abnd krillin fight the daemon aremy

is this where the red ribbon got it?

also 1 daemos skirt flips upp and he's got no parts

this reminds me of ther fights  in the worlds sttrongest in look and background

the big red daemon with the lilli[ops  comes back and fights goku withn a ribbon and krillin leaves him

meanwhile,, the bad guy flirts wuith bulma and his slave igor is revealed tpo have designed the castle  amnd keeps talking of blood

dont b0ne her! she's a 5kank! shges gonna give you aids!

so bad goy shows her tthis room wity a hole in the ceilings a55 anda lot of daemons ariound  and he shows her to his army of devolved oni who seem a bit like la blue girl things

bad guy goes eviler and these tentacles come out and bind bulma to the chair and this is getting like Nami SOS!

he wants her bloodand gets a needle and she screams, thenyamcha hears it as hes in the castle

krillin reaches a super high cliff and is carried off by a flytiong reptile wiith 2 heads but bits the thing and is dropped

goku gets da nimbus to save him froim this big sea monster thats gonna eat hgim like one piece but when he drops him on the nimbus, he falls through and they reuse the saving animation and monster

only pure hearted people can ride it, like Chichi or Pan so goku carrys him on his back and kreillin is surprised goku saved him

the red onmi uses magic on his feat to air walk and then flyiong daemons attack emn with machbine guns that misds everuy shot

the red, ribbon using oni fights goku on his numbus with a rod andit seems like one of those japanese arts of the gods like raijin or fujin or landorus from pokemon

gou rspeeds off and red oni followwsa  but the sea monster eats him

the igor slave sterilizes bulmas b00bs to drain her blood and sol bad guy sezf tonight the prioncess will wake iup

and puar and oolong turned into yokai to blend in and as bulmas C cups are gonna be popped, Yamcha wearing puar as a mask is gonna run in

but then theres things blowing and goku and krillin land in the tent on this stand and theres a large jewel there

launch rides in opn a motorcycle and its like Jun in Violence Jack oav 3 and jacks the diamond

the jewel is the sleeping princess and she rides off and goku and kruillin chase but his friends see him 

igor sez jamcha is acting oddd eyes pendulum dragon in defence mode desytroyed by scarlight red daemongs dragons effect to win the duel

yamcha sez hes news but oolong has turned bavck and in surprize puar turns back and they get caught at gunpoint

laUNCXH rides arouynd and machine guns the monsters but her hair touches her nose and she sneezes asnd turns to her good side with blue hair and don't lnow whats going on

the bad guy has krillin by the nexk and wants his jewel back and goku throws it to him but bad guys hgoons atack

goku beats on em but 1 whoi looks like jamma P from wedding peach chews on gokus tail and its his weak point sohe gets hgis a55 kicked

krillin watches ghoku get beat out and does nothing 

later bad guy  lets moon light into the room at some allignment and itr makes the jewel glow rainbow like in columns on sega genesis

so goku and friends are sealed in stone with hands and heads out somehow like in devilman ova 2 and goku sees the moon and starts spazzing out

he busts out of the wall and becomes a massive ape kaiju and the wall they were somehow sealed in criumbles

he chases his homies and catches launch and is gonna eat her so yamcha jumps on hiim tail and puar tuurns into scissors abnd snips off his tail

hismemberment! limb removal! cutting him open and b0ning his guTS!!

So bad guy don't mind that 1 of the 5 pillars busted as its only the pinky of the hand aanbd goku is naked and we see his small uncut weener and a55 and hes lost his tail

so now they gotta get bulma back and the bad guy has this really bada55 and phaIIic cannon that looks like some kinda Demon Beast Invasiuon or La Blue Girl thing

bad guy loads thejewel in the crotch cannon and is gonna desytroy the sun with it as its not good for daemons or vampuiires or w/.e thety are

goku and krillin coe in and goku is wrearinmg oolongs psants and they fight bad guy but he uses ki like dracula in castlevania as big red orbs

yasmcha fighrtsa soviet igor who should be yyhor and goku uses a kamehameha oin the solart strikerand it falls throufgh ther f;loor and blasts the bad guy and disintegrates him

killed by his own weapon? what is this? a marvel movie?

At least Broly and Cooler and Lord Slug and Dr Wheelo and Super 13 and Bojack andhiruedegarn and janemba and bebi and super 17 and the shadow dragons got iced by others on purpose

h=-ll in drtagon ball evolution they hD YAMCHA shooting mai, a woman, in the back, on purpose

so after this advbenture its a brtigt day and they didnt get the sleeping princess but did save da urth

who will rule new urth?

So Roshi accepts them brings Launch over as he thinks she's the princess and brings her in to bv0ne

she tuirns into blondse launch and opens fire on them but a bug goes by her nose and turns her back

then credits to Romantic something (the 1st db ending) but in englisgh and its got clips of the mnovie we saw in fullscreen anbd in the jewel

the end

that was quite good

i liked it

nice 80s animation kinda like urotsukidoji or m d geist and the music is nice

the japanese music fiits dragon ball better than z as db is more phantasy or mystic while Z is more sci fi with time travel and cyborgs and space and aliens and gene slamming all the best warriors to make cell

its colorful but dark but the bright kind of dark like batman in the 90s and its got great art anmd style

oh and the actors are actually mostly likable and didn't devolve like in kai or remastered z

its got fun and good fights and nice story and is only like 45 mins

its what anime was like when it was good instead of a bunch of wiener kids cryiong in the wind

We need more Koji Kabuto and less shinji ikari

more kenshiro and less that dink from boku no hero academia

more xicor and less gohan

But this was cool and  is whhy people used to like anime, as it used to be cool

For Dragon Ball: Sleeping Princess in Devil's Castle 2 I want Igor to have gathered the Dragon Balls and wished for his master back who has been training in the afterlife and is stronger, Also he absorbed the souls of other daemons and is all devolved like the guy from the 1st oav of La Blue Girl. but this is after DBAF and he finds Pan and desires her, But Pan reveals she learned from Grandpa new moves and goes SS5 and they have an epic battle that gopes around the planet and busts it up. Also Bulma is there and is like 70 and is a thicc borderline fat giIf who's trying to stay young by dressing like a h00ker and the bad guy sees her and wraps his tenmtacles around her but vegeta saves her but is beat out and its up to Pan to stop him as even Gohan can't do it and Pan as a SS5 is stroger than his beast mode. Also its a 16 bit fighting game on Segas Genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you have the main story as Pan and a buncha other stories as the other Z Fighters, And the tutorial and  options and refferree is Chichi who's gone back to wearing her Dragon Basll Bikini and is really tight and tones and thicc from staying in shape and barely fits in her db outfit as she's thiccer