Gun The Man Down Review

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Gun The Man Down

this is my review on Gun the Man Down fromn the distant future year to adolf mewnjou of 1956 (75 yewaRS BEFORE BATTLESTATRS THE RETUERN OF CONVOY TRANSFORMERS)

its directed by Andrew V. McLaglen who did McLintock!\The Rare Breed\Chisum\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Wild Geese\The Shadow Riders

it stars James Arness from The Thing from Another World\Hondo\Them!, Emile Meyer from Shane\\Blackboard Jungle\\The Man with the Golden Arm, Robert J. Wilke from San Francisco\From Here to Eternity\20,000 Leagues Under the Sea\Spartacus, Harry Carey Jr. from Red River/Gentlemen Prefer Blondes/The Searchers/The Rare Breed/Billy the Kid Versus Dracula/Big Jake\Cahill U.S. Marshal\The Shadow Riders\Gremlins\Mask\The Whales of August, Don Megowan from Blazing Saddles, Pedro Gonzalez Gonzalez from Chisum, Angie Dickinson from The Black Whip\Pay It Forward/both vewrsions of Ocean's Eleven (which starred c-ck suckers frack sinatra and back door george clooney)Judging Amy, Frank Fenton from It's a Wonderful Life\The Legend of the Lone Ranger, and some guys on on candy A55 SUCKER OF D0NGS WIKIP[EDIA

I NEVER SAW THIS BUT f off capsa lockl, go to saoviet califorenia ands get b0ned dead by aids bags!

the movie is like 76 mins but grit uses adds to extend it to 2 hours, but skips the credits

after the mgm logo we get these guys planning a heist and 1 guy seems unsure and his woman aks if he wants to be in it

he sez its too late to back out now but its gonna be all right

spoiler; thats like a death note

so he goes off after smooching her and ythen we get the title and credits and its in b/w and widescreewn

so they jack the bank and run off and main guy seems to ahve been wounded but they make it back to da base

they bring him in and its rel=vealed the head of the gang iced a man who went for his gun and they gotta book it but they cant bring main guy as theres a posse after em

she dont wanna go but thewy take her and leave him to die but he gets up and sees em riding off

i assume hes gonna want revenge like with pumyra in tyhundercats

he falls and hears horses and rolls off and crawls under the houseas the posse comes

is this gonna be like the revenent with him being left 4 dead and comming back for revenge?

the posse talks about how they iced 1 guy and got away with over 40 000 $$ and as 1 was capped, the crooks would be going slow and they go after em missing main guy

wait they fidn him and bring him back to get treatment andf in jail they grill him and try to get him to turn them in for betraying him

he wont say much and the cops want to get the money back as the bank had all the towns money but he dont know where they are

he wont give their names and descriptions as he wants to be the one to end em but they hold him for the crime

after a year in jail and his name is remmington anderson like that guy lexington steele the gay xxx dstar b0ning men

this is like hokuto no ken how kenshiro was wounded and his woman taken and a year later comes back from h-ll to get revenge

he goes on a horses a55 and finds a guy he knows at a campfire making coffee in the fire

theynmak talk and how rem like dream hunter rem or rem from roboterch ii the sentinels was left and the otherts guot money

billy saez the area is too big and looking to find someone can take fortever and as rem leaves, the guy named billy like in midnight express who got b0ned a lot temlls him to check somehwehre

so elsewhere these2 guys talk of how its how liektn the denneis rodman song a55hole; i use public toilets and p-ss on the seat, i walk about in the summertime saying howa bout diss heat!?

1 guy is da sheriff and main guy comes ove and they chat and main guy rem likes i mean rides on

he goes through the empty town and finds a HORSE THAT MIGHT BE HIS AND GOES IN A SALLOON, wait, it was a guy in da salloon who sees him and goes back in b4 leaving and tells his boss that rems is back

the head of the ganfg sez not to do much and this minion sez hes pulling out (hot gay) and the chick is there and finds the rem is alive and in town

she sez she tried to forget him and head guy sez shes the only one he 'd hate morte than him

minion rides out but encounters the rem who pulls his a55 off his horses a55 and beats the black offa him, which i should have dssaid, kicked his a55

this is like midnight express with the guy bustuing the guy who f'd him and his homie but not biting his tonguie out

after getting him under a wagons a55 he sez "where (haed guys name)" and after that, the sheriff comes over and sez this is a quiet town

main guy rem sez the guy took his horse but hes not charging him with hrose theft and goes to the hotel or salloon

sheriff sez if rem had a bill of ownership then he'd have come to the sherrif with it but he really just beat the guys candya a55

minion gets his beating treated and another minion sez rem aint come outta da hotel

head guy sez "what do i do? run?" and woman sez"you did b4" and he sez "find him"

chick looks out da wiondow and goes out to da salloon and the deputee sees and tells the sherrif and goes back to his post by the salloion

chick goes to see rem and he dont wanna see her and thinks she left him but she sez she didnt wanna leave but it wasnt for the money

he hates her now and should have left her where he found her, in a salloon and she sez shes kind of a 5kank who cheeted and lied and did a lot of sins, like b0ning, but hes the one who made her wanna go strtaight

but he ruined it by running with the main guy and i mean bad guy and stealing money instead of earnign it, but she came to tell him that bad guy called for billy to jfk him

she goes out and back to the bad guys and back door billy comes to town but nthe sherrif thinks its not for the guy rem beat upop as he needs mnore money

sherrif sends deputree to go fishing for bass to keep a kid safe and the deputee so he dont get iced in the danger zone

deputee hates fishing and is probably gonna j-rk off on the fish before givbing it to main sherruf

biilly comes to salloon and is offered 5000 $ or 1 dollar for each attack point in 5 got dragon in tyugioh, so rem dont ice main bad guy

builly sez rem is his friend but will do it and goes out to fave the rem and finds a mexzico who sez rem went out and didnt say wejhere

back door billy walks around fotr a while with his spurrs jangling and the music playing and its ominous and pretty good

eventually back door billy goes to a barn and rem gets behind him and has him at gunpoint but his gun is holstered and builly sez "u dont stand a chance against me" and "i kknow youi give my kind a fighting chance" and draws on him as it cuts away

sherrif comes by and gives main bad guy the money on biully and sexz billy drew but wasnt fast enough andf as main bad guy rankin like nrankin bass like the bass the deputee caught didnt claim it as his, its gonna be used to prevent more billys from happening, i assume by a selective breeding program to prevent the lesser evolved from breeding, like california in the 1900s-1960s

chick is getting ready to leave and rankin the main bad guy sez shes cr-p and she sez shes gonna go and he sez "thn go, i nEVER MADE U STAY WITH ME" and "if you go you'll come back to me or someone like me and youi';ll be back"

so rem is in jail for some reason and sherrif gives him coffee wait i think its deputree and sez sorry for locking you up for taking out billy as he was a p o s and you did the world a favor

also the town usd to be peaceful until rankin f;''d it upo and got em into booze and cards and fighting and i think h00king

sherrif lets him go as he was defending himself and a mans got a right to defend his own life or the lives of others even if it means lethal force

but tells him theres a differentce between thatb a plain killing and if he kills as in murder, its the nooxze for him

rem drinks but sees his reflection and thrfows the bottle at the window next tro the mirror

at night the baddz skip town and chick goes with em and its clearl;y day but tinted to be dark as you can see their shadows in bright daylight

rtankin talks of how he thoguth she forgot about the idea oif settling down and living respectable and treis to kiss and maybe b0ne her but so they hear a sound and wander around in the dayloight night and when chick runs out and sez "rem look out" the renkin caps her and sends her to h e double soviet cl;aifornia

later rankin caps the last minion and thinks its rem but finds its himn and runs

rankin tries to escape oin a horses a55 and rem finds chick with an extra a55 blown in her

she sez he was the only one for her and they would havbe beeen respectable and then, she died, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

yuriaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

so the chase is on in the day and sherrifd and deputee go toward the area they are in and rankins horse leg f--ked out so he ditches it

so sherrif and deputee wait to have the ghuys come out and rem goes in and rankin tries to j fk him btu misses

they wander around and rem sees rankins shadow above him aND RANKIN DONT SEE HIM and rem gets his gun it dont fire

rem moves around and sneak nails ranbkin with a gunn butt then throws the gfun and beats on him then gets him up to slug him down

beat the black odffa him homie

wiggle eiggle

lee thedepiutyee sez "you didnt mean ur gonna end rem if he did it" aND SHERRUF SEZ"I DID AS HES GOT A REASON BUT THERE NO EXCUSE FOR KILLING"

die ina  pit of monkey spurm caps lock1 drink and get aids!

rem brings in rankin andf reveals rankin iced his woman but didnt end him and sez he thoguth of what sherrif sed about killing and gives rankin to sherrif

rem rides off to die in the desert as hes got nbothing to live for now that his womans dead and he goyt revenge and sahggerrfi sez he'df make a good citizen

the end

that was atually pretty goood

good pacing and flow and it goes by fast

it doiesnt drag and isnt a million miles a minute but gives breathing room

goodf acting and twists and style

nice filming and the msuic works

its a well made film and its does a good job at being bada55

For Gun The Man Down 2 i weant him to be wandering and comes across a heard of buffalo that sense his anger and ki and attack him and he has to fight them off, also he leads therm through the hills and evades them to buiold traps and plan his counterattcksd. its also a 16 bit game on Sega Genesis, snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you go in a RunN gun thing and in mini gamews, place traps toi help you in later levels