Yellow Sky Review

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Yellow Sky

This is my review on Yellow Sky frpom, the distant future year (To Erik The Red) of 1948(50 years b4fore the goloval civil war and 70 years before the malcontent uprisoings in robotech)

Itys directa;l by  William A. Wellman who did Wings/The Hatchet Man/the 30s Call of the Wild/the 30s A Star Is Born

it stars Gregory Peck from The Yearling/Duel in the Sun/Captain Horatio Hornblower/David and Bathsheba/The Snows of Kilimanjaro/Roman Holiday/Moby Dick/Cape Fear/How the West Was Won/To Kill a Mockingbird/The Omen/The Boys from Brazil/ the 90s Cape Fear/Ther Big country, Anne Baxter from The North Star\Five Graves to Cairo\Angel on My Shoulder\The Ten Commandment\the 660sd Batman, the commie Richard Widmark from The Alamo\Judgment at Nuremberg\How the West Was Won\The Swarm, the sodomous Robert Arthur from Mildred Pierce\Ace in the Hole, John Russell from The Outlaw Josey Wales /Pale Rider, Harry Morgan from The Ox-Bow Incident\Madame Bovary\Dark City\Inherit the Wind\How the West Was Won/M*A*S*H/The Simpsons, Charles Kemper rom sdcarlet streert and The Southerner, and a few guyts i never saw in sh-t

i never saw this but i hear its based on The Tempest by shakesepeare

William Shakespeare used to be a happy guy who wrote fun plays, but turned dark after his family was killed by the Invid!

It got good reviews and whren I hear yellow sky i think vanilla sky with tom cruise

huh, its basded on an unbpublished novel by William Riley Burnett who did Little Caesar, scarface and the great escap[e

after logo we get credits toi epoic music and its b/w with proper fullscreewn

in thre distyant future yea rof 1867 these guys are horseriding throughthe wild and find a skull with an arrow in it, but no other bones

maybe iot was placed there as a message?

the people say the arrow is apache and they say the apache shoudl be souther

theres hills and salt flats near and its tough to go through and they go on to a salooon and get whiskey and look at a painting of a girl on a horse

they find there were some confederates in the town during the war and these guys were untionites

the guys talk about what thew woman tied to a horse is gonna do after the horse is done and i thunk n ther real veriosn they wanted her to b0ne the horse

mian guy played by peck hlds up a bank and the gang rides off but a guy chases them and theres a gforce behind himn

its a car chase in the 1800s and 1 guy in da gang gets it

the gang escapes into the desert and the soldeirs chasing em stops and sez "it'll save us the trouble of hanging em"

so the gang is mancontent over 1 of em getting it as they used to be 7 and now are 6 and they need luck

its like 60 miles across the desert and they divide the loot and 1 wants to go back after dark

1 guy has whiskey in his water thing and wants water and as they go on, the horses sink into the ground and the guys gotta come off the horse like raoh in hokuto nno ken against toki

later whistkey guy tried to ujjack a dudes water but is fought off and hit in the head with a rock

later theres something about a horse having issues and preck sez its not the horses fault it belongs to a jacka55 and 1 guy shoots a lizard for some reason

whiskey guy is biting it from booze instead of water

they go on and find an empty town and peck finds a woman with a gun like its go nagai or robotech

they want water and sxhe sez theres a sping but they wont make it but they say tyhey will and she tells wem where it it

they go to this water hole in the earths a55 and later the peck goers to tell chick she wants i measn they need food and they got money and she sez they otta go and aims a gun at him

he takes her gun but sher slaps him like a b--ch but he nearly beats the black offa her

1 guy sez she was raised by apaches and i think it her grandpa and hes got a gun pon the peck

grandpa has a plan and peck goes off and when chick gors bythe water hole in the deserts a55m  bthe guys comment on her looks

careful, she tried to seduce Moses!

so she gets waer and pulls a gun on a guy wanting to help her with water as she probably thinks he might rery to b0ne her

aftert she gopres, peck sez not to f with the guys in th house, even him

later its the night and the guys are the sleeping and peck is outsdide and =chick goes by

poeck tries b0ning her and they fight and he beats her down and headbutts her and dont b0ne her as hes not as irish in here as many irish really are

he sez he showed her he could if he wanted and she sez he stinks worse than apache

after he gets off her, she fires on him and i think missed and grandpa sez "whats going on here?!" and she sez she saw someone prowling around

grandpa sez she could have ended him as no one misses that close

later peck tZlked with a guy about how the chick and grandpa are uup to something and might have apaches there as he smelled em adn might have gold

peck wants to move on but this guy wants to get the gold and how he got jood by a guy who took his gold and a wopman he had who betrayed himn and now she gets beat by her man and he wants to come back rich and to get revenge by showing her up

thats why h joined peck and peck still aint interested and peck is gonna stay by the water hole where no animals will go for some reason

that guy sez this chick reminds him of his old gf who dbetrayued him like how kim kardashian married tht guy for 23 months and ditched him for a bigger blaacker guy

so peck shaved and has baby face and comes across the whiskey guy who is looking for the gold like the others and peck has whiskey duide come with him

peck confronts hius men for defying him and how they wanted him out and even if they voted, it dont matter as hes ther boss like soviet usion or soviet england woith the regent

as they talk, grandpa and some kid try to jkf em and peck escapes and he and his dudes hide in a barn

peck comes out and has a white flag and chicm aims at him and we see a view from the barrel like james bond

sahe sez, clode enuff, and he sez he cleaned up and shaved and wants to make a deal and sez they found her bullets and once she uses em up they can get her

grandpa has her ask what kind of deal as 50% of something is betterr than 100% of nothing

the gang oipens fiure on them and grandpa gets capped and bleeds and the woman and grandpa surrentder to get him treated

grandpa swings back booze and wants his pipe and figgers they are gonna torturte him if he hgolds out so he'd comply

he sez "wguess it wont do good to say we aint got any gold" then  says "what if i say we do  and dont say where it is?"

he sez they looked and found some gold and got some apaches and chick butts in saying "dont giove em da gold! its what u worked for" and howe he wanted the town to revive and how they dont dsserve it

grandpa sez they can gop 50 50 and giuev em 50 000 $ and they guys go to dig for it

as the guys dig, 1 guy tries b0ning the chick and she fights back but 1 other guy fihghts the mo les ter but chick tries to save him

peck comes by and tells him to stop but he wont so peck beatsd on him and holds him underwater

eventually he lets himn up and later its dark and ther guys make dinner and whiskey guy sings a country song about ffeeling like eating ur 6 shooter as 1 rolls dice

at the home, peck comes in and starts trying to make out with chick and then i think after they b0ned or before, talks aboiut his lifer story as quantrols men attacked and his dad died and he had to haver a gun in his hand since he was young

oh hes telling grandpa

so he tells of his mom being a good Christian and he read the bible as a 7 year old, which is sad as now he breaks the commandment against stealing, AND now he sez hes gonna stick to his deal and grandpa dont buy it

peck gets Grandpa's bible and swears on it to keep his dead f--k p-ss sh-t c-ck a55 p-ss agian aids

peck says his real names is james dawson, like jack dawson from titanic but unlike that moiviue, this doesnt feel like 4 hours!

the men find the gold and celebrate buit hear war drups and the szentraedi are attacking, i mean the apache

the apache drink and party and peck goesd to grandpa to confront him about grandpa calling for them but grandpa sez he didnt but sdiad if they sent the chief he could try to talk to the indian agent and help em with their issues

oh and the indians came to the house but left and peck saw

peck goes to his men and sez they are gonna give the man and his dauhgter their fair share and the men dont wanna do it and wanna vote on stealing more gold than agreed

the guy whos woman jood him sez no and they draw guns and peck escapes and his men turn on him

chick comes in and covers him with fire and he gets out with her and pecks men the peckers wanna make sure head dead so he dont come back and ice em later

also his z men name is stretch like from casper, and in the 90s casper movie, when pill pullman was possessed by the ghostly trio, tuirned into clint eastwood, rodney dangwerfield and mel gibson, and clint was in westers like peck

they go back to the house and pweck got an extra anus and grandpa sees the men tuend on peck

he gets outta bed and is ok after 1 bullet and peck drinks some of the booze grandpa gives him

chick tends pecks extra anus and later the gang comes for peck and readies an attack on da house

jood guy seems to take over butb 1 beardo wants the girl and jood guy wants the gold as he wants to surgically insert it into his body and become it

a wood place as bad guys attack and ther good guys are defending? like Birth of a Nation?

so jood guy sez hes gonna spkit the money with the grandpa and chick and peck sends out a hat and coat and they cap it

they saw it fall and thin hes got it but peck fires on them and 1 runs

whiskey guy sez one of his dudes got it in da gut and wants to be let in and peck sez ja

whiskey dude brings him in and one of the gang fires at the house and whsikey takes cover

i think one of the gang capped the other guy

the capped guy gets it and whiskeyt sez the capped guy is the only one who didnt wanna come here

whiskey tells em the plans of the gang and how they are gonna ice each other and where the horsdes arwe aND whiskey invites the last guy out there guarding the door in

potter from mash comes in and peck takes his gun and goes off alone for the final battle

so jood guy gets the gold in a horse and the beardo whomwants the chick uis luring around in a casino night zome or sometbingh

wait its jood guy who is in therte and peck is outsiode crawling around

beardo cocks his gun and jood guy hears it and peck runs in and guns go off

chick comes in and sees jood guy iced and the gold spilling outta his bag like a thing on Erich Von Stroheims Greed

the beardo is dead too and chick is freakin out and finds peck who looks dead

wait hes got dead dead and still moving and she gets grandpa and then we see the town is alive after a timeskip by neo galaxy eyes tachuyon dragons effect

wait its the town from b4 and peck and potter from b4 come back to it and return their stolen money

he gets a hat from a lady and gives her what she paid for it and has tuerned good

the prodigal son returns and has repented for his misdeeds

he put the wrong thing right like with the crow but less knifes in organs

peck returns and gives her a hat and its the chick and shes happy and tries on da hat and looks more femimnine and rides a horse wqith grandpa and the surviuving membners of the gand

the ewnd

wait, we get a note sayiong the national park service helped em by lettieng em film in death valley

why is that a park?! theres nothing there! a burning h-ll of sand and bones!

the end!

this was a good movie though

nicve story and good acting

bada55 characters andgood development

good filming amnd style

nice music and good actiopn

i liked it and its got a good effect and feel

although for a mobvie called Yellow Sky it had no yellow

For Yellow Sky 2 I want them to go in after a researchewr wjho went into death valley and when they casnt find him, they faLL IN A DIMENSION HOLE INTO A WORLD OF GILA MONSATEWR PEOPLE WHO ARE IN ANOTHERREALM, THEY GOTTA GET OUT and get the guy whpo's being experimented on by them and find that the vALLEY IS SO INTENSE AS An effect of the dimension hole and if they destroy the dimensuoin, the valley will recover from the life enertgy beiong drained tyo this wortld. alspo its a point and click 8 bit game like that Phantasy Star game but on Sega MaSTER System and Game Gear, Gamew Boy and Nes, TG16, Atari Lynx and 7800 wehere you polay AS THE GROUP AND GOTTA SOLVE PUZZ;LES AND f off caps lock, get b0ned dead by an aids monkey, and get the dimension reqactortr to blow and get out b4 it does.