The Penalty Review

 Note: I spell un penalized

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This is my review on The Penalty from the disatant future year to Cleopatra, who was macedonian/green and NOT african as netflix thinks, of 1920(100 years before Robvotech II The Sentinels and Transformers sUPER God Masterforce)

Its diirected by Wallace Worsley who did The Ace of Hearts/da 20z The Hunchback of Notre Dame, both with lon chaney 1

it stars Lon Chaney from The Unholy Three (both versions)/West of Zanzibar/Laugh, Clown, Laugh/Mockery/The Unknown/Mr. Wu/The Blackbird//The Phantom of the Opera/The Monster/He Who Gets Slapped/The Hunchback of Notre Dame/The Shock/Oliver Twist/Flesh and Blood/The Ace of Hearts/The Penalty/The Wicked Darling/Outside The Law\ The False Faces, Kenneth Harlan from The Walking Dead\Black Dragons, Claire Adams from The Big Parade, Cesare Gravina from The 20s The Hunchback of Notre Dame\Greed/the 20s The Phantom of the Opera\The Trail of '98\The Man Who Laughs, Edouard Trebaol from the 200s Oliver Twist, Clarence Wilson from the 220s The Hunchback of Notre Dame/Uncle Tom's Cabin\20,000 Years in Sing Sing\Son of Kong\The Count of Monte Cristo\the 30s A Star Is Born\Son Of Frankenstein, and a buncha guys i only saw in this from the 1`800s

its based on a book by Gouverneur Morris i never read

i saw this b4 and liked it and its one of lon chanerys 1st crime and criplles stopreryews

after title and credits of what looks like soviet london by the water, this kid is hurt in a traffic accident and the dr is on his 1st care treating him

he cawed off both the boys legs and there was a contusion at the base of the skull and a bettert dr comes in and checks the cart and find he shouldnt habe sawed off hius legs

this is why dr assisted suicide is a bad idea, i dont trust the gov to handle my mail, and you wanna let em choose who lives and dies?!

so the kid wakes up and hears the dr crippled him and is busted up over it and the more skilled dr agrees to lie for him to cover his incompetince

which is a good idea, to protect baD DRS so they can go on and f up kmore lives

not really good dr lies for bad dr and sez the amputTION SAVD the kids ife but kid sez "itsaa not true! i heard them say it!" and dr sez "its just his imagination from ether"

imagine if they took off his man parts like that deviant dr money? i tells ja, if there is a h-ll he's in there!

so 27 years later in soviet san fran sicko is thius chick and her crime partner who steal from people who get drunk, which is more reason to avoid liquor, and partnetr grabs her and is gonna ice her with a shank and does so and jumps out the window as people chase him

wtf, soviet california was a cess[poole back in the 20s!

they otta nuke it, worked for sodom and gomorrah

also is crime lord blizzard (wqhich sounds like one of the freeza clones in the new dragon balll things) who's lon chaney crippling aLONG ON HIS KNEWES AND CRUTCHES

they strapped his legs back and had him wear buckets on his knees to make him look like he had no legs and it worked really well

lon went throguht h-ll to do this as it was f--kin painful but he was a trooper and kicked a66

so i think lon helps the crook getta way and tells the cops to go elsewhere and then we get this agent whos againsty crime and his female operative who he guives a dangerous job of going after blizzard, weho he callesa "that cripple from h-ll"

so blizzard gets jerwels froom the guy who shanked the chick and he tells lon  that the chixck bit it

da agent tells female he could get blizzard on theeft arson or murder but his organization would go on and "thgrough the master he'd reach the slasves the underground powers of the reds"

lon talks wiith the killer and this guy in a bowler hatt or we comes by and lon has this item the guyt needs which hes jonesing fopr and lon gives him it as he spazzes out

after the guys leave, lopn cropple walks ip the stair which would've got him the oscar as they always give it to the guy playing someone mentally or physically or seuxally challenged

so agent sez lon has dance hall girls making hats but might be doing something bigger that might f da city

in the hat factory, lon looks over the woman slaves as hev stands on a table and whenbb 1 f;d up a hathe grabs her by the hair and makes a daemony face

thats the thing aabout lon chaney; he always plays a hANDICAAPPED GUY, like amputee, paraplegic, mentally cxhallewnged, birth defects, ewct, but he was the badest dude in the movie and no one f'd wioth him

until he chose to die to save the woman he loved

so as lon leaves he tellsa his slaves the chick who was sahanked is nowee in h-ll abnd tlaughs at these chicks fear

then goes to a locked room with some chick whhho looks like clara bow and cripples himself into a chair with his stumps over the side

i think sdhes his woman and they hold each other and smooch and i think in the real versoion were b0ning

agent tells female asgent its a big risk for a woman to go to blizzard but she sez its her job

after a smooch aand probably mouth stuff in the REAL version, lon goes to the piano and sez "as men walk i will walk and be master of the city and the city wuill pay  him for his handicasp like a nero and cesaer

then tells chick he probably b0nes that she wont see it alive if she dont pedal the p[iano  better

so chick goes to work for the blizzard and the dr who f'd him is nopwe a famous surgeon despite, or because, he f;d up so bad he cr-ppled that boy and has an assistant

blizzards agent is thgeir car driver or show fur but spelleds all devolved as the french are less than human in spelling and thinking and evolution

bad drs daughter is an artist who makes statues of naked people including this chick we see the a55 crack of modeling

dr sez one day his kid will see art as nonsense like tom greens dad in freddy got fingered aand she does dude art too

some guyt goes in and shakes hands with this devolved guy like torgo in manos the hands of fate and after torgo sr leaves, the guy wants chick to give up on art but she wants to do 1 thing worthn it; satanb after the fall

what a wonderful idea, thats something everyone can enjoy, NOT!!

oh the guy who is there is her bf who wants to marry her and the drs assistant

so girl agent is under cover 7 days and the ring tappe killed her i mean found nothing of blizzwrd and i think is being his woman now as lon ate the othert or w/e

she isnt afraid of him as he plays piani well and he likes it

he slides down a pole kinda like in wesat of zanzibar wqhere he also didnt use legs and had a higher room

the show fur gives him an add saying "if you look like Satan come model for me" and he has his goons make sure no one applies but him

he looks crazy and glad an dkinda like the joker when fiunding out and recalls the dr who sawed off his legs and gets drisgruntled

he hows to make her artist and her dad think he Is da devil and the bnext day his goons are sending poeple away as arist talks with a kid named bubbles like the power puff girl or micharl jacksons chimpus

when blizzard neos is away the girl agent is snooping as usual in his plase for clues and londike bar applies tio be the model and cripples in on is stumps which kinda grosses out rthe chick

ehats so bad about him missdingh legs?! this is 1920! ww1 was right ago!

girl agent finds a loose brick bby the firte place and a chain that pulling it opens the fireplace like f--kin batman but this came 1st

she goes in ad its 2 ring chains and it lights up and she goes in

the boy buibbles sez he knows blizzxard and now to trust him but she likes his sour face and wants to capture his disgruntled expressiuon to gain th fame

in the fireplace dungeon girl agent finds an operating room like that ep of svu wuuth that guy into chopping people up but never actually did it cuz its just his weird fetish like guys into people devolved into man p[arts

lon reveals he know much of art and his dad was a disgunguished man and cuz he hated lon being a double ampurtee, at 15 he crippled awayy from home

that sounds bad, but i assume theres more to this story, as this is only lon's side and he never hear the other pov nor sdee anything and we can onlyy take the word of a criminal on it

chick agent sees men diggeing in a caged off area and escapes out the firepolace and closes it

when asked by blozzard lived in the undferword he sez after Satanb fell from heaven he looked for power in h-ll and later goes back and checks huis drawereand finds some twweezers

he checksa the brcik fireplace and climbs this wall wiuth hand grabs and looks in a window at the hat room and calls over female agent while looking like he has devil horns from his hair

pretty good pghysical work from the lon

he gets her to come play the pianbo with him by operating the foot pedals  as hes got no feet like morbidly obese albert

he gets her to give him a hair thing and he saves it in his coat and checks it with the one he found and its the same

he has her play a death song and at then feels bummed and says he couldbnt have plays that way w/o her help

he lkets her go back as he can murder anything but music

later the clay statue looks more like the historical fighure from the bible AND FEMAle agent is writing of what she saw in ther passage

shes gonna throw the note of her facts but hesyitated as it might end blizzard but throws it and another guy gets it and takes it

but then he's attacked by the guy who shanked the chick at the start and they fight

assistant coomes in and sees her evil hero bust and lon knows hes the dr's assistant as hes got a network of crime agents around like f--king mad in inspector gadget but not ret-rded

as lon leaves he sez "what a nice pair of legds, i gave mine to science and the door is slammed by assistant

assistant wants lon to to sleep like hes in soviet canada and they get dr's to coerce the sick and poor to end it rather than be a "burden"

prstty soon its gionna be mandatory for anyone deemed "unfit" to be ended

i blame the frenchiesd, their courts and people caused the laws to change, they have been befouling this onmce good place for centuries, they are a small fringe minority, they are anti science, they are hateful and racist, why do we tolerate these people? they are surplus to requirements!

that may sound bad, but its what the marquis de sade jr said about the humans in Soviet canada who disagreed wiith him/her

imagine putting aids on the garbage so when the frenchieds maek love with it, they get aids?

jk, many dont need that, theyy aready are positive!

So in the past the french canadians used to be Catholic, but have since abandoned the faith and wound up oppressing people over their race and religion and language and nationality and disability, kinda like Zee Fuhrer!

excewpt the fuhrer was smarter and more mentally stable

he was evil, but good and smart are 2 diufferent things

the zodiac killer was smart and evil too

so lon finds the note and reads it and gets p-ssed and cripples in all malcontent and climnbs the wall and looks at her

then comes down and crushes the note in his hand

da dr comes in and sees the lonnie and talks with blizzard alone

lon sez he followed drs careed and profited by early kjistakes and dr realizes lon is the kid whos life he ruined

the dr calls out towards the heavens with a regretful look and pulls out a clay trowl and plunges it into his torso to atone for his sins

jk really lon sez not to worry but he can fix his error but dr sez to leave

lon sez only artist can keep him away as shes's making a master piece and he cripples off andf dr tyells arttist of their history how he f;dss this boy and noiw has to reap what he sewed

dr senses something evil from him comming over and she sez he made this mess and has to fix it

agent meets with guys aND 1 SEZ BLIZZARD ORGANIZED THOUSDANDS OF duisgrunt;led foreign laboroers and is up to something

in his lair blizzard reveals his plan that in dec 02 at noon he's loot socviet san fran sodom and 10 000 foreign malcontents will filter in and  the signal wiill be something blowing and all these gaijin will swarm out and wreak havoc and take out cops

we see a vision of what his plan would bve and it seems a  lot like the maopcontents in blm or antifa  or other socialist groups

while the city is being f';s he'd loot it like nerw orleens and  that guy with the beer and he'd lead it and have  legs whichg we see

the guy jhes talking wioth ses hes niuts and lon laughts whhich toptally is sane amdf sez he'd succeed as the guy walks off

he then pulls a gun and tells whoevers in the closet to come out and its girl agent and shes sad and thinks hes gonna ice her

lon sez he wont as shes his best peddler and shows her the note he found with her name signed and sez she didnt do much damage and shes happy and smooches him as her master and i think the b0ned as it faded out

later lon has some kinda power over artist as he guides her and back door bubbles is listening in and artist chick is thankful

he sez he loves her and gets kinda needy and shes freanked out by it and laughs which breaks him like with rick in drgrassi when emma turned him down

he lunges at her guy falls and cripples after her like a monster and she runs but realizes his mistake and is bummed

shes still there and he tries to backpeddal and sez hes unhappy and sez sorry for daring to life his thoughts to her and how laughter burns a cripple like aCID

she sez she dont know whoy she laughed bu t he scared her and comes bavk to him and 

some guysa come in and its the b4f assistant andf weas brought in by butt buddy bubbles\

lon goes and terlls booty boy bubbles to call him an cab and listens in on atrist and bf assistant saying women need love/home/children and lon made her forget that

she sez she'd marry him and they smooch and lon goes off to have girl agent call dr faking being bubbles and saying artist wernt to blizzards place and was crying

assistant is on the other end and he gets his gun and goes off

girtl sagent cozys up to him but he shoves her a55 ovv and is bitter against it ciuz his lasty woman bit it

agent hears word that girl agenty only goes to da window and nodds and when bf comes over he sez he's gonna search her place i mean lons place for her after lon sez shers in her room

lon offers him a deadlm,, if he wants the artist to go free, the dr will saw off bf's legs and tape em on lon and bf pulls a gun

lon hits a button and the trap door hole floor opens and drops him in a cell like in the phantom of the Opera

bf fires at lon and doint hit and 2 goons grab him and all through this is ther girl agent listening in from her locked area

lon callsdr and sez he has the faughter and he comes over as lon has ko'ed the bf is on a bed and ready to be chop shopped like a gaijin place where they sell organs on the blicketee black market

lon climbs up the rings in da fire place and sees dr and admnits his duiauhgrer aint really there

lon wanys dr to do a leg trandplant like he did to apes and tries to tempt him by saying it would bring him fame

what about the guy who's legs were sawed off., were they gonna lie about that?

allso he wants to marryy the chjhick and if dr don't, he'd have daughter and bf ended

lon sez he'd be a caesar and dr sez; u'd be a super man, i'll do it

lon cripples down the chain thing in the fireplace and dr folows and later, lon is in bet with a bandage oin ihis head

he felels like he woke up from a bad dream of being evil

daugher comes in and wait maybe its girl agent and he revals he fixed the contusion on his head that was putting pressure on the brain and made him evil

so its like marik in yugioh how he was only affgected by his other side? wait, i think a lot of that was actually him

dr sez he might become a power for good as he was for evil and lon smooches girl agent

lon writes that hes no longer gonna be blizzard like with wicked knife and fork in mister rogerts ad he wishes his crime homies well

they worry lon will snitch on em and need to ice him like with the kennidies and marilin monroe

later lon is getting along with dr and they plan on doing good and leaves and as lopn plays and chick does th pedals, he gets snipered by some guy in the window like with rfk or mlk but he didnt have it comming

he sez he had to pasy the penalty for his evil and comforts he and keels over

later artist unveils the bust of the fallen angel saying thats all thats lereft of him, an evil mask on a great soul;

the end

that was quite good

if tbney had the oscar back then i think chaney would have won it

he gave a great performance and the other people did well but chaney stole the show crippling around on those stumps

you feel for him as he wasn't evil by choice, only made bty an accident

good filming and in some versions, the music where he reveals he sawed off the boys legs and didnt need to is pretty intense

i honest;ly forgot the plan of taking over the city and  a few other things but its been years sinc i saw this

in some versions lon survives and busts the bust of him as the devil but thats curtrently lost

you feel for him, wait i already said that

lons a bada55 and only killed with a sneaK ATTACK and no one f;'d with him

he may not have legs but he can kick ur a55

i think wentworth took the doing evil under another mind wqith that chick in the later seasons we thought was dead

yeah the end seems a bit copnvienent but it works and reminds me of the manga of jushin liger by go nagai how the dragon dude sacrificed himself to attone for his sins after being controlled

Oh and his plan for looting and busting the city kinda happened in LA in the 90s with the malcontents spazzing out over a drunk driver being beat up

for The Penalty 2 I want it to be revaled that lon faked his death to throw off the bad guys and work as a gov agent to counter the gaijin he was working with and commies who wanted to use his plans to take over, also he';s got metal legs made by thomas edison and they gopt gadgets built into em to get him out of danger and theres' a mole in the agency that is working for the commies, in the end the base is blown and lon goes out and takes out the commies attacking it, then in The Penalty 3 he goes undercover with a disguise to counter the commies at their source and uses his gadgets and weapons in his legs to slioce through coommies and haijin, its also a 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where part 2 is him training in his metal legs and eaRNING MORE GADGETS AND ENDING WITH A BIG BATTLE AGAINST A BUNCHA HAIJIN, AND PART 3 IS HIM GOING THROUGH THE slums and taking out high end gaijin whopm are key to the new plan of wiping out everyone in caLIFORNIA WITH A PLAGUE THAT SPREADS THROUGH BUTT STUFF and f off and die caps lock, srsly, go to h-ll, ur not needed in my blue and pure world, shine okama no kuso! ima!