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this is my revierwe on good will huinting form the distant future year to alfdrted hitchcock of 1997(the years the global civil war in robotech happened)
its directred by Gus Van Sant who did Finding Forrester
it stars the devioplved matt damon from Field of Drams\Geronimo: An American Legend\\Finding ForresterSaving Private Ryan\The Talented Mr. Ripley\Titan A.E.\Ocean's Eleven\The Bourne Identity\Confessions of a Dangerous Mind\The Bourne Supremacy\Stuck on You\EuroTrip\The Brothers Grimm\Interstellar\the martian\Elysium\Arthur, back door ben affleck from Buffy the Vampire Slayer\Shakespeare in Love\Phantoms\Armageddon\Pearl Harbor\The Sum of All Fears\Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice\Justice League, robin williams from Popeye\Awakenings\Hook\FernGully: The Last Rainforest\Aladdin 1 and 3/Mrs. Doubtfire\Jumanji\\Jack\Flubber\Patch Adams\Jakob The Liar/Biventennial man/A.I. Artificial Intelligence\ One Hour The Butler/mork and mindu/happy days/Sesame Street\SVU, the neutered Stellan Skarsgard from The Hunt for Red October\Deep Blue Sea\The Glass House\Exorcist: The Beginning\Dominion: Prequel to the Exorcist\Pirates of the Caribbean 2 and 3\Angels & Demons\The Avengers, Minnie Driver from Hard Rain\Princess Mononoke\disneys Tarzan\South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut\0-0s The Phantom of the Opera, the awful Casey Affleck from Ocean's Eleven\ParaNorman\Interstellar, Cole Hauser from Hart's War\White Oleander, Scott William Winters from Law & Order/svu, Christopher Britton from Maximum Overdrive/The Day After Tomorrow\Death Note\the 90s X-Men\the 90s Silver Surfer\My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic\Marvel Super Heroes, George Plimpton who played the evil dean in B0ner Academy where he expelled Boogerman after He replaced his tennis racket with a rubber phaIIus, Lawrence of Arabia andf Intellivision, adds in the 80s for mattel thew he man and barbie guys, and a few in cr-p i never saw b4
i never really saw this but heard of it
after title and credits whith devil guys the weinsteins and kevin smith, we get back door damon and bboorty boy ben who wrotew this, going shomehwere and then we see a college classd of some teacher doiung soem math cr-p
whoever solves the equation gets fame and fortone and whoener finds one piece will be king of the pirates, belivee it!
soviet matt is a janitort and looks like hes got the downs a bit like in team america and sees the board
then he goes to some bar with back door benny and ben wants to b0ne some chicks but they dont want his irish devolved a55
no one likes the irish, they are surplus to requitements
then a montager of matty writing on his mirror in marker and erasing it and doing his cleaner job
then hes playing base bakll with ba rock who sayin affleck and throws the ball at him and benito tries to naiul whim with his helmet
later theres word going on that someone solved the anti life equation like in jhustibnce league and no one knows who it is
benito and matemeo are at a baseball bame-oh and watching some kids playing
later malcontent matt goes out and fights some guys like its saturtday night fever or clockwork orange s but in slo mo like 300
he beats the black off some white guy to mmichaeljacksonize him further adnd the cops catch and beat him
eat that uyou candy a55
in class the teacher wants the myster math magician in attack mode to reveal himself and no one comes forwardf
so monkey matt gets outta jail and then goes back to school and writes on the board but the teacher sees it and confonts him
matt sez f--k you like hes devolved and gets away and when the proff finds the board he sdees its right
is this like a super hero movie for nerds?
ike a gay movie for sodomites?
or a commie movie for soviets?
so matt and his droogs ggo to a bar for a bit o dsee ultra violence and hit on a chick but some human reveals that he knows ben is a dumba55 and didnt take the cource by using big words and about the class
matty defends matt by showing him uiup in knowledge and what books he was quoting and how he wasted his money on a commie degree that he could have got for a library card
a chick chats with matt and he gets her number and shows it off to the college guy who tried to make ben affleck look like a duymba55(not a great challlenge)
later the teacher comes to a garage to ask where this ghuy hes looking for is and finds hes not in today but got the job through a parole officer
at court hes defending himself with archaic laws and the judge is a devolved bostonian and cuz matt has a long record he gets time
hope he drops the soap!
big black guy d0ng; eat this you candy a55!
matt damons candy a55: i dont consent!! but if i dont, its racist and phobic!
in jail matt talks with the chick and asks if shes a lawyer and teacher comes in saying the judge can release him into teachers custody if he works with the teacher and sees a therapist
later on da board matolini draws a triforce and scribbles maths and in therapy the dr sez not to waste time on his malcontent droogs who are devolving him
rise above the storm
so matt sez about the dr hiding about being queer and he dont care but dr denies this
dr sez "i cant deal with this nut" to teacher and hads better things to do
another dr has hikm on a couch and he talks about being b0ned and breaks into song ad this dr has enough of his adam sandler cr-p
teacher is p-ssed and matt sez he dont need therapy and teacher gets his room mate from coleg the genie from aladdin and jack and the bat in fern gully and that guy in svu
roin is glad to see him and at dfinner say how they havent seen since someone bit ity
ben and matt watch 2 guys doiung what looks like b0ning in a bouncy castle in full clothes
teacher sez matt was like robin and needs his help and robin agrees and goes to see matt who they talk of books and how matt thinks the books are no good
matt; it shouyld blow ur hair back! robin; dont got much left! me: robin wilinms IS hair!!
robin tries head games with robin but he dont fall fdorf it and when matt talks of robbins woman, robin grabs him buy his pencil neck and sez "u disrespect my woman again and i will end ytou"
finish him off prime! do it now!
send him to h e double california!
robin sez sorry and has a drink and later the chick gets these glasses witrh fake eyes painted on
mattolini meets her and she has a glasses and rudolf nose and does amagic trick and they have burgers and smooch with consent uinlike weinstien and his homies
matt goes bakc to see robin and they go to a field and robin sez he realized matt is a kid and dont know what hes talking about and only knows facts and not experiences like the feeling of seeing the sistine chapple
itys like the batman tas ep whrere the fake batman had dates but not feelings like having a good steak
he goers on about life and love and how you gotta care of others more than yourtself to get it and how assuming about him form a painting is like robin assuming matts life from oliver twist, but he can try to deal with him
later after throwing cinder blocks off as buiolding and calling but hanging up on his gf he called, he goes to see robin and they sit in silence and after it, robin sez he did it sto prove he dont gotta talk to robin if he dont wanna
robin talks with matt about chicks and matt sez he b0ned and big time and robin talks of his dead woman and how matt not trying with his new woman so he dont ruin it is a waste as if you do that you might as well not be with anyone
matty goes to a dog race with the chick and at lunch reveals hes got 12 big broths like in The bible wiith Jacob and lives with 3
at therapy he asks if ronic wondered what his life would be like if he never met his womana dn robin tells his story ofmeeting her and he regrets nothign with her and goes on about a cr-ppy a55 baseball game
robin however skiupped the game to be with her and never regretted it and watched the game on tv
later chick plays with a magic 8 ball and asks if she'd be in the nba and it sez yes and she wants to meet matts frtiends but matt knows they s-ck and dont wanna
they b0ne and then i think meet matts friends as back door benny tells of a leprechaun b0ning a monkeys a55 as this is a classy movie and deserves the oscar
then benito tells of his uncle being arrested by a cop and drunk and a cop goes off toinvestigate a thing blowing and the uncle drove back when cop took too long but the next day the cop came and revealed he was so druink he took the cops car and the cop had to usze his car and was so embarrassed he didnt report it
chick tells a story of this married couple who sucks her husbands d0ng and when her husband wants to do something for her, chick says with a mouth of pop spilling out her mouth "hgive uis a kiss"
really classy
so they end the date and he dont show her his place or bros and sez next time
later teacher meets robin in a bar and he jokes with barkeep about his tab being too big for a lottery tickert but the ticket will cover his secks change operation
teacher wants to get matt direction and into the "right" areas to get his matyh up but robin reminds him of a silmilar case of the uni boimmer
then this guygoes into a meetiing and sez he can do better with an extra 200$ and whwen they bribe him, he sez hes gonna nail em legally but wait until i do or w./e and takes the money, and its ben affleck
hes scamming people? thats a bit high brow for him
you think he'd be beating peopke up for money and taking bites outta em
matt hangs out with chick whos a brit btw and has evolutoon challenbgs and they talk of mozart andf beeth oven and smooch and she wants him to come to soviet california with him after an offscreen b0ning
he dont feel good of it and b--ches at her abouthow she has money and is only slumming with him and she tells him off for beign afraid of not being loved back
he admits he had no fam abnd had smokes put out on him and knife wounds and she sez she loves him and wants him tyo say he doint as she can not be in his life
he sez he dont and it hurts her and matt leaves her to seppuku
is matt the bad guy in here? if so it adds up
hes a fouyl drunk violent monkey who needs to be purged from my blue and pure world
matt goes to turn in a paper and teacher sez that when he didnt go to a meeting he sent his cheif negotiator, was that what ebn affleck was doing?
matt b--ches about how math is easy for him and he dont like teacher f--ing it up
matt burns the paper as its of no woirth to him but teacher trieds to save it and matt breaks teachers heart by ruining his dreams
matts kinds awful, some someone b0nes him dead
at home, ben sez "if ur watching p0rnoes in my moms room again imma giuve u a f--kin beating" and "why dony u go j-=rk off in ur own hosue"
the teen j-zzed in a little leage glove cuz hes a p o s monekey whgo has no soul
hnnnnnnnnnnnng pssssssssssssssssssst!!
matt applies fort a gov job in code breaking and it has big bang theory things in the n s a?! good f-0-k! thats the bad guys! ur working for presidenty hussein!
matt worries about being responsible foir people being iced and how the gov would f its own people over and hire the gaijin and hturnbed it dopwn
he tells robin in a lng wordy monpologue and its all in 1 take and robin asks if he has a soul mate
matt sez sheakrepsrea nd other histortical guys and hes throwing away things for issues he sees 10 yearsd latyer
they debate abotu laying brick and how many did that to get their kids the chances matt has and how matt works at this hoghbrow university and solves others problems
ronin has enough of his cr-p and sends him out and matt b0--ches like a candya55 and robin keeps his cool liek miriah and sends himhome to j-rk off
nmattg calls his woman and she sez she loves him and he sez take care cuz hes cr-p
then a montage of him walking around as chick goes on an aeroplane to soviet california to live with the junkies and animals
mATT IS BUSTING BRICKS AND TEACHER CALLS THE COPS ON HIM so he can drop the soap and be bummed forever
he tells ben his woman went to claifoirta a week ago and how he dont wanna do high brow things
benito sez he's f;d but if matt wastes his life and stays in this slum hes gonna kill him(f-0-kin do it) and ben and benny and his droogs would give anything to have his abilities
each day when bne foes to see matt, he hoppes matt hisnt there as he'd have got a real life
teacher b--ches at robin for not helping matt and letting matt hang out with "ret-red gorillas" and robin sez hhe was abandoned and pushes others away b4 they reject him
teacher b--ches about robin not doing what he did and could be what he was but robin sez he chose not to be in their crowd and how they s-ck and he dont wanna let teacher f up the matt by pushing him to far and as they scram at each other the matt damonite comes in and sez "i waz jus leevin"
teaches goes to j-rk off in ben affflecks moms room and matt shows i mean is showed his file by the robin
robin tells of his dad being a druink and beating him and his bro and mom and matt tells of how his foster dad beat his a55
matt sez he dumped his womana and robin sez "its not ur fault" over and ovewr until matt breaks down
robin says "I'll help you through this time" and snaps his neck and matt falls limp to the ground and spazzes out before dying
jk really he takes a train for a while and then is in a room looking up and msuic plays like a f-0-kin horror mobie
he gores in to getta job and then tells robin he gotr a job from what teacher reccomended
then the therapy is over and he ca go on with his life of j-rkin off to p0rn0 in hben afflecks moms room
ther matt is gonna go to a collega and robin is gonna do cr-p and thery hug and he goes off
matt goes to his j-rk off friends at a pizza bar and its someones b day and his droogs got him a car and its a cr-pmobile
its will hunting whetons 21st b day and now he can do necro p0rn0
teacher sees the robnin whos going on a grand tour of the 3rd world and mightr wanna go to a reunion
thgey go to getta drink and its gonna increase the damage to their bdoiues and cancer risks and lesson spiritual defences to sdaemons
robin packs but not fudge and the matt sees him after dribing his cr-pmobile and how'd he know wehere he lioved?!
back door ben anus affleck knox on mattts door and robin gets a letter matt dropped off
bennet the sodomite sees the matt has transcended this devolved realm and ascented to higher life formes and goes off to eat his gun as hes got nothign left to do in this worlkd
his homie who j-rked off in a baseball glove gets matts seat and robin reads the note saying matt dropped the job to get his woman and drives off to soviet californas in a cr-ppy a55 car from soviet boston to b0ne some chick and play some nintendo
in the crtedits jaro dick
j canm mean y and y=ro is yuo in japanese but rude, and dick is, well yeah
adam gilmore? like adam simon sandler iin happy gilemore?
the ewnd
that was pretty good
i liked it
matts a p o s and his homeis and j-rkoffs but robin is good in it and does well as usual
he is strong but kind, liek optimus prime
this reminds me of 8 mile qabout a talented blonde guy and his j-rk off friends in a slum and helpoing him rise above
it holds up and has good emotion and some crass a55bnolery
robin deserved the oscar for this. its a great role with a biut of humor he often had
good music bydanny elfman and good filming
for Good Will Hunting 02 I weant him to hbe in the slums of soviet california and looking for his woman as the trail leads him through dark cesspoles of this rancids city and deviants who prowl thre area, kinda like a cyber punk game but in the 90s and more cannibals and junkies, also its a 16 bit game like shadow run on geneis sabut for tg16 sega geneiss, snes atari jaguar and gba where you play as matt and gotta do missions for these guys who will help you find your woman whos being used for relly awful p0rn0 by a gangg of junkies
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