Mary Shelley Review

Note: I spell like Shell

Mary Shelley

This is my review on Mary Shelley from the distant future year to percy shelly of 2017 (The year of the Malcontent Uprisings in Robotech)

Its directed by Haifaa al-Mansour who did nothing else I saw

It staraz Elle Fanning?! I never knew that was her in this! She also did I Am Sam/Daddy Day Care/The Door in the Floor/My Neighbor Totoro/The Curious Case of Benjamin Button/Astro Boy/Super 8/Judging Amy/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and is pretty good so far, Douglas Booth from Noah/Jupiter Ascending, Tom Sturridge from nothing else I saw, Bel Powley from also nothing else I saw, Stephen Dillane from Zero Dark Thirty, Ben Hardy from Bohemian Rhapsody, openly hippie eco commie Maisie Williams frpm Robot Chicken, Joanne Froggatt fropm Life on Mars but not the new Genesis Game, Derek Riddell from Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles/Law & Order: UK/Garrow's Law, Hugh O'Conor from Chocolat/Garrow's Law.

I saw this b4 and its kinda grey and dead, but fitting as its brittish and they dont have souls

I thought it was good but a lot of people think it s-cked. but have you seen the 1800s? its before we had electricity and much indoor plumbing. they had to p-ss and cr-p in bowls and dump it outside!

plus the chick its based on was kind of a loser and commie and feminist, its not gonna be a positive movie. feminists aint happy people.

after logoes for a bit we get text saying she does things in her soul she dont get and we near a birt i mean britmo reading frankenstrin i think

this blonde runs home from chilling out with the stones in the grave yard like some goth or emo kid

shes in a cr-ppy town like nosferatu an gets home with her kid brother saying she was reading ghost stories

she shoulv've been in he book shop with dad who comes back and se hides hrr books and dad sez they are queer books but not like men b0ning men but weird like handalf I mean Gandalf sez

Handal sounds like he p0rn0 version like Luke Skinlicker for Star Wars

dad meets with guys and blonde plays in a white sheet like shes in the klan and sez she'd rise from your grave like altered beast to get revenge

at night she writes cr-p and her sister spazzes out in bed from a nightmare, probably a daemonic attacke

she goes down to rea by candle light and talks to dad about him missing mom

dad sez she was at war with everyone and later she reads i mean writes violent stories of a chick geting iced by some yokai or w/e

but mom or some b--ch sez she shoul be manning the shop and tries to take her notes

mary the blonde shoves her on her a55 and b--ch wigs out

may's sent to live in i think Scotland to develop her own writing style like kid muscle in kinnikuman nisei

he i mean she meets William baxter, the ancestor of buster in Arthur

she wants to contact her mom who bit it from a long illness with a seance or some black magic ritual like in yugioh and sez she iced her mom as she bit it days after pooping her out

she goes to a thing and sees Percy Shelly who thinks poetry otta reflect society or something gay

Percy likes her parents work and Percy could be for Perseus like the Historical Figure who saves the Blonde Ethiopian Andromeda and started a town in Greece thats still up

so he reads poetryand she likes it and later a group goes on a walk with 1 guy saying "if we're of God we might be part of Him"

Like Demon Lord Dante with splitting into ectoplasm to infect apes and evolve em into man?

Mary is 16 like Sailor Moon and Percy is 21 like maybe Darien and he wrote poetry for her in like love notes

mary gets word from soviet London that her sister clair bit it or w/e and he has someone tell Percy she's going

she returns to candy a55 London before the gaijin came in and knifed the people and clair aint dead but in a funk for weeks

she was actually faking being sick to get mary back and mary reads more lovey poems ffrom Percy

So Percy comes by to visit Mary and meet her fam and his work awaits publication

he wants to be Mary's Dads protege lie Yakko Tenma in Yugioh R To Pegasus

Dad has The Illead in Greek and Perc talks to Mar in the back to say hes into her but finds her mom bit it when mary was 10 days and he lied her rents writing

they talk of marriage lie its bad and she sez her rents wed to legetimize her, which means she was b0ning marys dad

they go to the grave yard and she enjoys being at her mms grave and he sez she wants something to fill the void

they hide in a church from a storm and Percy mocks The Creator daring Him to end em

Spoiler; He do! But not now

someone comes an they hide and make out in church

later Percy has a book and it might be better than his atheist promotion cr-p

he slips mary a note she hides in her cloths in the neck but not the b00bs like in anime

she comes out an reads i to clair her sister bit mrs shelly and hr daughter come by looking for Percy

This just went Jerry Springer

She aint seen her man in weeks an probably didn't get f'd in that long and ran away to be with him

Mary sez he's he dads student and thats it

also this is in color but dull and very widescreen

at dinner Mary reveals Pecy has a wife and he sez its in name only and its bad to force man and wife to live togeter

wait its clair who sed it andPercy sez he made a mistake and din tell her cuz she might not want him an hes in love with her

To quote Jerry spriner; if he'd cheet on his boyfriend to be with you, he might cheet on you when he finds someone better

see kim Kardashian marrying that guy for 2 months and cheeting on him with a bigger blacker guy

the b--ch complains of marys mom being impulsive and b0ning Percy and it might be a scandle and mary sez she dont care

mary runs off to hug Percy and dad tells her of for being impulsive like mom and how Percy is married and this is adulty

Percy sez he dont need to mary her as in he's gonna b0ne her in sin and dad sez gtfo a c-ck suckr

mary and clair run off with percy and in his horse cart to his place

after i think b0ning she sez she can write what she wants and they live drinking and writing girly cr-p

dad disowned and not debones Percy for his scandle for cheeting on his wife, ditching their kid and b0ning 5kanks

may goes back to dad to talk then returns to Percy to see him with a science kit dad having fun

he otta make meth like the beta male from Malcom in the middl

they move into a new a55 hpme an mary feels guilty as shes not doing what she otta to get her dream like in sailor moon

so she b0ned Percy too much and got pregnant but worries as she never has a mom an d don't know what to do

Percy sez its instinct and later se pooped it out but it might be a dream

clair sez theres a guy in her room but its only a nightmare and percy checked

so he has a dinner party and borrowed against his dads estate and his homie who both gotkicked outta oxford for an anon publishing of athiesm comes by

clair sings and later she writes ledgers but might as well be in latin cuz dad taught her and i think his homie tries b0ning her or making out woc with out consent

Percy and clair return and she ses clair out to eat d0ngs and tells Percy the homie tries doing things to her

Percy sez he dont own her and shes free to do what or who she wants

he's the kinda guy who'd let his woman b0ne big black guys as he plays his Nintendo switch in te kitchen

she only wans him but he sez if she dont offer him the freedom he offers her shes a hypocrite

this is how aids and money pox spreads

she sez hes not the man she thought and stormed off to write in her diary

how dare a man who cheets on his woman be ok with b0ning with others?!

later he comes back and tries to make it right and he and the 2 ladies go to phantasmagoria with lord Byron not Byron the sinnoh gym leader

in da show this guy zaps a dead frog to make it move with galvanism

remember when Logan Paul tasered dead rats and all these candya55es whined of him "hurting" em?

What next? Eating a burger is mean to the dead cows?

then again candy a55 England arrested a guy for running at the dead queer i mean queen so dead lives matter, to people without brains

so she pooped it out for real and creditors come so they gotta skip town and its raining cuz England had cr-ppy weather

so ofcreen the baby dis andthey get bummed

we see her with the baby alive but its a dream so she writes of it in her diary

we eventually see em go to lord Byron who gets her to smile

after hanging out and devolved poems, she gets more into science/galvanization

percy gets more into drinking and mary sees a painting of a chick with a demon on her by the guy her mom wanted and she tried to OD after he went with another chick

Byron wants to have a contest of writing stories and clair i think wants him but he sez shes a silly girl and she runs off

mary follows her in the woos crying like a b0-ch and comforts her

later she dreams of I think Percy making a dead body move with lightning in her rom

she writes some cr-pabout it and later Percy comes by drunk as usual like hes an irish or something

he started on a story called da vampire wait its i think his homie who wrote it and percy thinks it s-cked

he almost sorta fights i think homie but it dont last and later gets b--chy over his responsibilities

mary sez "what responsibilitis" and he walks off and sits in a chair bummed

what a b--ch. some i mean hope he gets b0ned in the a55

clair got pregnant by i think Byron andis told he's provide for his offspring but thats it

the dangers of b0ning outside of marriage

mar sez bye to byron and he sez he never loved clair but only liked b0ning er cuz hes scum

after remembering her sensei i mean fathers words to use her own words to tell her cr-p she writes a story

percy reads it and is amazed she did something this good but wants the dr to make the perfect being that sows what man can aspire to for hope and perfection

shes too bummer think of hope or perfection as they s-ck

she takes it to publishers but they dont thin its a womanly story and thinks percy did it

spoiler; full metal alchemist, or Hagame No Renkin utsushi, was done by a chick, as was InuYasha

she sez women can now of pain and loss ad cr-p and is b--chy over being judged

clair relates to the monster in frankenstein as she was abandoned by the guy who filled her with spurm

so she gets rejected by publishers so she gets it done anon published and the introdution done by percy

but she gets mad at him for maybe taking credit and f ing up their life and has enuff of his cr-p

she takes a candle an crams it in his eye all he way in sayin "your useless brains need enlightenment" and he spazzes out and dies

jk really Percy sees her dad and wrote The Vampyre and Byron got the credit but he tried but didn't get it

Byron hates it and its a mocking on Byron sucking life outa things and wait, its not percy its some guy i dont know

this guy aint seen Percy in months and she goes back to i think her ads bookshop and people talk of how Frankenstein or The Modern Prometheus is great and if the cretures creator was nice it would turn out happy

Percy sez it wouldn't exist w/o him but really he inspired i and its writer is mary and she owes no one for making it

mary comes out and thought he left but he never expected how cr-ppy it would be

she gave up everything to be with him but she learned through pain an her choices made her w se is and regrets nothing

hey kiss each others mouth not parts an later she see her book in dads shop

hen text sez they had a 2n printing and mary was wit percy til he bit it and claire pooped out allegra like in robotech and bit it at age 10 with Byron paying or her

the vampyre write john Polidori killed himself after he didnt get his rights back at 25 like those gender offenders when you disagree with em

mary died at 53 and ha a son pecy jr like garlic jr or goku jr nd was berred next to her rents

hen we see her running and he words from frankenstrin sayig he was in the waves and darkness

then credits

music Dublin, anna rice, he vampire chiv?

the end

That was pretty fine

its lon and dark and kinda bummer, but hats how the story goes

writers and authors often have f'd up lives

look how Robert Munsch had all that pain

the people are kinda scummy 5kanks but there's nopt really swearing or violence

its not for kids but has kind of a pg theme

they're kinda losers and slackers like 90 guys in stoner movies

i thought there was a scene where percy dies in a sea thing and they find his body, but might be thinking of another movie

i never knew lord Byron b0ned mary shelly's sister pregnant

or that percy had a wife he sleazed out on

its a decent movie, not super great, but it tells the story

it don' really drag but goes on for a while and is a bit tricky to follow at times

but i didn't hate it

it gets it done

glad i saw it

for Mary Shelly 2 I want her son to try to brin her back with galvanism and alchemy but it f' out and makes a grotesque flesh abomination that goes around eating poors and he has to try o track it, but the higher status guys don't want him to as they are tired of those filthy poors befouling the town, and leave false clues to throw him of. Also its a 128 bit game on 2DS and PS Vita where you play as Percy Jr an gotta follow the clues but also figure out which are fake and its like a point and click thing like Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego.