Baby Boom Review

Note: I spell like a non boomer

Baby Boom

This is my reviw on Baby Boom from the didtant futtee year of 1987(20 years before transformers season IV)

its directed by Charles Shyer who did nothing i saw but his dad Melville worked with DW Griffith

it stars openly irish Diane Keaton from The Godfather/The Godfather Part II/The Godfather Part III/Marvin's Room, Sam Shepard from Steel Magnolias/Thunderheart/The Pelican Brief/Black Hawk Down/2004 The Notebook/00s Charlotte's Web/2014 Klondike Harold Ramis from Heavy Metal/National Lampoon's Vacation/1984 Ghostbusters/Ghostbusters II/Groundhog Day/Airheads/As Good as It Gets, dirty commie Sam Wanamaker from Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, James Spader from Pretty in Pink/Frasier/Seinfeld/Boston LegalThe Office, Pat Hingle from On the Waterfront/Hang 'Em High/Maximum Overdrive/The Land Before Time 001/1989 Batman/Batman Returns/1995 The Quick and the Dead/Batman Forever/Batman & Robin/2000 Shaft/The Twilight Zone 60s/M*A*S*H/1997 The Shining/Touched by an Angel, Britt Leach from The Brady Bunch/Happy Days/M*A*S*H/Weird Science, Annie Golden from Desperately Seeking Susan/Cheers/Father Dowling Mysteries/The Pebble and the Penguin/12 Monkeys/Law & Order/Law & Order: Special Victims Unit, Chris Noth from Boyz n the Hood/Cast Away/The Glass House/Law & Order/Touched by an Angel/Law & Order: Criminal Intent/The Good Wife/Shark Week/2021–2022 The Equalizer, Mary Gross from The Santa Clause/Animaniacs/The Twisted Tales of Felix the Cat/The Angry Beavers/Sabrina the Teenage Witch/Hey Arnold!/Detention/Judging Amy/Malcolm in the Middle/Boston Legal, The Right Honorable Victoria Jackson from UHF/Touched by an Angel/Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Benjamin Diskin from Bleach/Digimon Fusion/Sailor Moon/redub/Sailor Moon Crystal/Beyblade Burst Rise/Problem Child the series/Hey Arnold!/Avatar: The Last Airbender/The Spectacular Spider-Man/Huntik: Secrets & Seekers/Hulk and the Agents of S.M.A.S.H./Ultimate Spider-Man/Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir/2018 The Powerpuff Girls/Sailor Moon R: The Movie/Kindergarten Cop 1/The Wonder Years/California Dreams/Chicago Hope/Captain America: Super Soldier/Marvel vs. Capcom: Infinite, Beverly Todd from nothing I saw, Jane Elliot from Law & Order an some guys I never saw o ain't in candy a55, back door, aids bag, gender offender, Sodom bottom, Creator hater, wiener cleaner, frooty booty, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a eer with a steer in its rear, soy boy, beta male Wikipedia who thinks the demented Irishman got 81 million votes in 2020 when his boss only got 69 mil at his best

I neber saw this b4 but hear it did well

after title we see a really 80s montage of soviet new york and saying 53% of the workforce is womena and instead of marrying drs/lawyers, they are them

this chick is a lawyer or w/e and lives with an in vestment baner in sin and makes money

she tells others what to do and is a take charge chick andhas inner with a geezer bu if she makes partner she' have more work

if she does it she' hve to give up being a wife and mother and geezers concerned of it as hes got a wie to help the kids

she dont want a family and only wants work and at hole i mean home egon from ghost busters is her butt buddy who offers to b0ne

she finds a home in the mt's that he thinks she wounldnt do and is probably gonna get in the end as its from the phone and othe work cr-p

after offscreen b0ning for 4 mins they sleep and wake up to the phone saying she has a distant cousin who bit it and a bad connection means she cant hear half whats said

at the airport this britmo gives her the thing the dead fam let her, a baby, as she's the last relative

she dont ant it and britmo has a plane to get to confederate forida and leaves her with the kid she'd probably eat

she drops it off with some worekr at a restaurant and meets a guy for a meeting but the blonde eventually gives it back after it barfed

main chick goes shopping and gets iapers and at home leaves the kid unattended to get iced like in pet semetary

egon retunrs and the floor has black and white tiles like a demon plance

the will has her have the kid but also take care of finding a better home which she'll propbaly do then change her mind and get back later

they make it pasta but the kid throws it too hard for a kid and it might be a daemon or yokai or like goku in dbz

after cleaning the pasta the main chick struggles to use a diaper 

after having he baby go commando to poop everywhere like its a slum country, kid fs up egons glasses an they tape a diaper on it

jr watcheS tv with em but whines and egon holds it down and tells it to go to sleep on the county of three like a 1 year old can get English

the id bites him lik a reverse bris and on the nose as i guess its gonna be a cannibal

main chick goes to dump the kid at an adoption agency

then we seemain chck with a lot of toys and clothes and some mexican satig shes doign good

she takes care of jr and it get sick so she gets a lot of cr-p to take care of it like aby tylonel to devolve it

after sticking a thermomoiter in the baby's a55 we get soft piano of her taking care of the kid

they meet a redneck family wh wants to rename her and wanted a boy but will settle or her an d take her backto Duluth

we getta sad moment of the kid crying knowing it'll be fed to cows and hogs and she leaves the kid, only to get it back and go home with it

then we see a train with 2 nuns and a jew getting off but its not a joke, its egon who is not lpleaces she kept the kid

i think he diches her and later she has the kid at work and the bosses don't like it but she still wants to be partner

if she's so rich why not hire some help to look after the kid like the slavery days?

she interviews chucks i mean chicks and 1 is turned down for coming for The Lord and 1 is nuts and 1 is a german or w/e

she hires a bimbo an goes on a trip for a meetingshe gets a call saying "i put the turkey in the oven" and after getting home finds the sitter did drugs and cooked the baby

jk really shecalls asking for help and main chick sings to the baby on the phone in a room full of men who are not naked

she gets back and finds her wearing a hat and well places hands as a guy is there and they were b0ning

main chick hires the german but sees a newspaper saying child missing parents suspect babysitter so she gets info from her o sin number and other things

after crossing the road without looing like the gypsy in thinner and 2 cards nearly crush her, she gets to work and a guy she as training got promoted

in the park where purvoes go, main chick hangs with other 80s moms and they got peschools thats hard to get in and they got their kids in advanced cr-p

then a thing of her trying to teach the kid flash cars showing things liek doorknob an whoopie Goldberg and a 1 year old doign swinging ring thing on gymnastics

at work james spader has done her work to get ahead while she was with child and she sez "this is my office"

she gets p-sseed spader made a decision w/o her on her account and boss sez he gets the account cuz she's lost focus and gives her a cr-ppier account

she can't take being demoted and leaves like Manjyome in GX then buys the mt house and moves there and its a farm place y a lake like the 1800s

the heater goes out and its a cold winter coming an the only plumber in town sez it'll cost a lot

then its a blizzard and we goin little monkey houseon the prarie with the roof f'd out an she needs a new one as snows sh-tting in

then its summer but actally spring and shes making apple sauce cuz she didn't get a sega master system and her homies in soviet new York or new Sodom as it otta be known is doind well

the well dries up and she thinks she can fill it with a hose so she needs to tap the county line or like 6000 dollers

she wigs out on a tirade thats not b--chy andhas low money and used to be better and wants to b0ne but blacks out

a dr helps her and asks if shes pregnant but due to not b0ning she aint

after whining more she hears a horse and its not like berserk as the dr is a vet and wigs out for a while

she finds the house was on the market for 5 years and she was the only one to look and goes to the store and ge apple sauce does well

she wants kerocenie andsome yuppies come in and chris noth might be 1

they like the gourmet baby food and she goes to the library where she meets the vet again

she goes home and her car tire blows like an irish head in dallas so she tries fixing it and vet tries helping

In real life a vet gets in trouble for treating a human, even if he thinks hes a cat

they devolve int making out and we getta nother montacge of her trying to sell baby food

eventually she makes it big in baby food anwe get yr another montage

at a Xmas Party he meets vet again and if she's no b0ned by him, the animals might be

so they reconnect and i think b0ne and jr calls him dada

she gets a call saying somene wants to buy her cr-p or brand or w/e and she goes to soviet new York with the ninja turtles to find the account she had before wants her brand

her ex bosses offer her 3million ollers for her company and an apartment of her choice and keeping her on as the c e o and bonuses

she thinks of it and sez no and won't sell and likes herself as it is now and thinks she can do it w/o em and likes living in soviet Vermont

she goes back to the quiet white bread red ne inbred mountain town and smooches the vet wo's moyth might've been on horse a55

then gets home and her kid sez mama or mother/mommy/mom in the subtitles like how they say papa is dad on the subs of sailor moon or w/e

the end

Tht was pretty nice

sorta like Look Who's Talking but more about the mom

Its a nice mostly lite story thats ot good heart

its kinda mild but not everything has to be commando or predator

its cozy and Dianne Keaton seems kinda like tina fey if hetero

its a nice little film and don't feel like nearly 2 hours

For Baby Boom 2 I ant it to be in the 90s and about the daughter growing up and having a 90s time as a 90s kid and dealing with lessions of not doing drugs and mainly adventuring in he nature lie huckleberry finn. Also its a 16 bit game on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar and GBA where you play as her and explore and do things lie Harvest Moon but being a 90s kid instead of a farmer.