Tension At Table Rock Review

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Tension At Table Rock

This is my review on Tension At Table Rock from the distant future year to D W Griffith of 1956(50 years efore transformers season 3)

Its directal by Charles Marquis Warren who did Arrowhead/Seven Angry Men/The Black Whip/Cattle Empire

It sars Richard Egan from Cripple Creek/Blackbeard the Pirate/Demetrius and the Gladiators, Dorothy Malone from The Big Sleep/The Lone Gun/1959 Warlock/Basic Instinct, Cameron Mitchell from The Robe/The Swarm/Jack-O/The Outcasts of Poker Flat, Billy Chapin from The Cockeyed Miracle/The Night of the Hunter/1953 Dragnet/Leave It to Beaver, Royal Dano from The Red Badge of Courage 1951/Moby Dick 1956/Father Knows Best/The Rifleman/The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 1960/Tales of Wells Fargo/King of Kings 1961/Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol/7 Faces of Dr. Lao/Death Valley Days/Moon of the Wolf/Cahill U.S. Marshal/Planet of the Apes the series/The Outlaw Josey Wales/Little House on the Prairie/Killer Klowns from Outer Space/Spaced Invaders/The Dark Half 1993, Edward Andrews(like bd/tr in robotech) from The Twilight Zone in the 60s/Avanti!/Sixteen Candles/Gremlins 1, John Dehner from Tulsa/The Texas Rangers 1951/Cripple Creek/Plymouth Adventure/Cast a Long Shadow/The Andy Griffith Show/The Twilight Zone 60s/The Beverly Hillbillies/The Rockford File/The Boys from Brazil/Airplane II: The Sequel, DeForest Kelley from 1959 Warlock/Town Tamer/Night of the Lepus/Star Trek: The Motion Picture/Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan/Star Trek III: The Search for Spock/Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home/tar Trek V: The Final Frontier/Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country/Star Trek/Star Trek: The Animated Series, Joe De Santis from Deadline – U.S.A./1963 The Outer Limits/Mission: Impossible the show/The Flying Nun, Angie Dickinson from Gun the Man Down/Young Billy Young/Death Hunt/Pay It Forward/2001 Ocean's Eleven/Judging Amy, Paul Richards from Demetrius and the Gladiators/Beneath the Planet of the Apes, Lauren Chapin from Father Knows Best/A Star Is Born 1954, Charles H. Gray from Cattle Empire/I Want to Live!, Joyce Jameson from The Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The WaltonszThe Outlaw Josey Wales/60s The Twilight Zone/My Favorite Martian/Andy Griffith Show/The Dick Van Dyke Show/The Rockford Files/The Waltons/The Apartment, Suzanne Ridgeway from Around the World in 80 Days 1956/Three Stooges cr-p, and Jeanne Bates from 1961 The Twilight Zone/Eraserhead/Die Hard 2/Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation.

I never saw his but its 93 mins and 2.5 hours on Grit with adds

Its based on the book The Bitter Sage by Frank Gruber

after title and cedits in proper fullscreen an color a guy beats a man dad with a gun

some guys are looking for bad guys but theres a storm in daylight and sunny area by flashing lights for thunder so they take sheltwr

min guy meets blonde chick in a home in the wasteland and a dak hair/hat guy comes in

black hat was a war hero but a killer and iced a uy somain guy regrets being with him

dark hat dont want main guy to get the reward on him but main guy dont wanna and only wants to leave and  as black hat turns to ice him, main guy caps him

the posse comes by and they see the gun is in the holster and the chic sez main guy did it and he never gave the guy a chance

so then hes in ail and the governor gave him a full pardon and he gets paid 152$ an gets his cr-p back

he gets a voucher for reward money and goes to a hotel for 2$ a night and rips it up

he leaves his gun in the desk and goes down but people dont like him for icing a guy said to be his best friend like in the room wih tommy iseau

i evolves into a fiht and he beats em out like double dragon buthe gets beat down and leaves

after wandering to a country song of him being the bad guywith his face overlaid on the wasteland and cloudy sky like an anime opening, he meets a kid an gives a fake name

he hangs out with kid and kids dad and kid nows the song of him but dont now its him and wonders how a man can ice his best friend

when working on te ranch ki goes to get a gun he made and da who looks kinda mexicany while the kid is blonde, sees 2 guys cme by

they came to get smeone and find the kid with the gun and throw him down

they dont know main guy is main guy and has him work on their horses

the coach is coming and da draws a gun but the guys shred him with gunfire

main guy gets the gun and wastes em with bada55 moves

so the cops come by andsay he can getta reward but he dont want it as he dont want word out hes good with a gun

he gotta bring kid to his uncles and gets thrown off a horse like kid did

in town  these guys dont want the own to be violent and devolved lie soviet England wound up being in the 21st century with the gain b0ning and shanking each other so this moustache guy wants to do something

main guy and kid get to the uncles placeand he tells uncle and good blonde the ad got it and he was working there

main guy wants to go and the fam offers him work or dinner but he turns em down

uncle asks what happened and main guy sez the badds iced dad but he iced em

main uy goes out but kid follows and main guy sez he otta go to school to not grow up stppoid

spoiler; much of what THEY teach in school is cr-p

the uncle and good blonde think he might be better out there but a storms comming

main guy returns with kid and kid ants coffee

uncle offers to make main guy a deputee but he sez he might get shot

good blonde wants to have main guy stay for a bit to get kid used t tins but uncle sez its o for him to go

a night kid sneaks out and in the day theres cattle guys comming so this peter Cullen looking guy stops em with a gun as he dont want em f ing his crops

they dont wanna go hroughthe mounans so they lasso him and tear down his fence

not peter cllen tells the law uncle wo sez he gotta deal with it in court

a guy comes to tell the cattle guy the people dont want cattle guys in their town after 1 guy got crippled by other cattle guys shootin him and them busting up te town

are they gaijin?

so cattle head i think se they went through a lot in the wastelands and he then ells his men to keep it cool

ki asks main guy a lot of cr-plike my fat bimbo gf asking me about dbz characters and how main guy otta marry his aunt

good blonde talks of her husband and he sez as a kid he worked in a pet shop for free and kept going there

thats slavery

tey go tothe newspaper guywho whines of the law not doing jack sh-t or smith in the 21st century, and hes wasting his time on telling people

kid gets hired and theres hoofbeats as the cattle c-ck sukers come by with blonde good not caring and going shopping but i think they'll b0ne her lie she's in the slums or india or England or California or Haiti or amacia or other cesspools

the cattle candya55es come to a saloon an say nobody gets drunk and be nice

1 punk nearly beats a guy up for not saying anything and this is lie violence Jack with the biker gangs

they otta do a wasteland warrior thing in the 1800s, like after a disaster, people fight in the wastelands in steampunk cr-p

good lone retirns saying she did no shopping and reveals her huband ha an accident and got f;d and needs help

turns out he was brutally beaten like Mortal Kombat and got shell shock from it but tries not to be scared

at night the cattle dinks stomp their fee on the wood outside a building to scare the guy inside

in the bar main guy ges a ruk bada55edly andthis bar h00ker is into him

uncle sherri walks by and te cow punks stomp as he steps to f with him

he goes by bar and a guy sez they usually get more guys in the bar w/o cow crotchers but some can only take so much

e meets main guy and sez to an open town and main guy goes out and someone in the bar knows main guys past

in da bar 1 guy breaks a glass and a cattle head leadertakes him outsie to wal it off

not peter Cullen faces breaker and breaker caps him and plants a gun but  main guy sees it

this is going tom sawyer

the uncle sherrif takes him in but everyone sez "its self defence" and the cattle ais bags go back to camp

later the paper sez despite the people saying it, not peter Cullen was not a gunman and its lie wth the "experts" saying the poison is safe

uncle is malcontent over this and good blonde thinks they ota try elsewhere but he dot anna go back to sharecropping or hardware store owning andis soeone now

she sez except when the cattle drives come and he wigs out about how he cant and she sezit was a murder about the not Cullen

a guy comes by the paper i think a cattleman an trashes the place then papermantryes fighting back but is too skinny

main guy comes in, saves him by beating up the guy then another comes i wt a gun and ki tells him sohe kicks his a55 too

kid gets hisatm tended to and wants hot coffee and not the gta thing an doc sez kids an row up with a few broken bones

kids ok with his eft arm offering andblonde pumps brown water from a pump in the sink

blone trats him and uncle serif is there but they dont know and sez hes the man kid thinks he is

uncle closes the door andthey think he came in and he sees kid

then theres the trial whee after standing doing nothing for a bit, uncle queers out and dont change his testimony

paperman sez we all know he never carried a gun but didn't see it

main guy admits he saw the cattle ais spread the gun after icing him and goes on a speech of if a lie gets ahead of yoy it fs u up

uncle gets b--chy over him talking of lying/running away but he admits his real name and uncle changes his report as he lied

kid sez sorry for tesong and he didn't buy it andmain guys ok with it

cattle leader talks with saloo guy or w/e i think mayor andsez give him til 6 tonight and he'd fix it but after 6 the cattle guy sez hey come

saloon mayor or w/e wants a guy in town by 5 

paperman sez blonde good is gla he helpe her man andmain guy sez he wont leave

paperman sez bblonde wil go to him afte uncle is better and thats why hes stayin

they bring in deforest Kelly who knows main guy and jokes of how he iced the war hero who came at him

the saloon guy paid him 2000$ to ce someone i think sherrif uncle and main guy sezkelly otta go through him

he gives Kelly a coin and they go out to the town center to draw

ki and lode come by and call to him and he sez stay back

he takes out Kelly in 1 shot like Yusei andsaloon guy is gnna sniper main guy from behindbut uncle serri caps him through a door

the cattlemen cometo get the killr buhe ton as snipers in the window like sunset riders and they used their own fireams to protect themselves insrad of not owning em andhoping the law can handle it

the cattle c-c suckers leave and the townsfolk fire in the air to celebrate

kid sez main  guy is the fastest draw he saw andthey offer to ave him stay but he leaves for no reason a tells ki to takecare of uncle

the end

that was pretty good

nice story of lost men finding their way

the uncle got over his ptsd after shooting a guy

kinda thought uncle would bite it and main guy would get his woman

shows how celebs can e evil people an those against em can be good with the war hero he iced in the start.

nice acting but a bit hokey but its the 50s

good filming and action

its not 100 mph all the way but a good build and release like X Men 1

the cattle guys wern't evil but a problem, but it showed theres good on both sides

probably didn't wanna p-ss of anyone today like when they made Civil War Movies and both sides had good

i liked it, its a bit ploddy but holds up

glad I saw it

For Tension At Table Rock 2 I want the kid to have grown up all tough and manly and there was a disaster in the 1800s that nuked much of the civilization so people are in a burned out wasteland. The cattle riders go like a plague raiding land for their beasts to feed and feed them people they chop up. So the swarm has grown since the last encounter and some have surgically equipped cow parts to em for more strength. Te kid now has a blonde bodybuilder gf and they take on the cow guys and mancows with power exo suits to let em fight equal to em and some are several cows and men combined surgically into a mound of limbs and heads and are bosses. Its also a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari auar and GBA where you figt in ruined cities and farms and plantations and caves and beat up mancows and cow men.