Friday, June 26, 2026

Citizen Vigilante Review

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Citizen Vigilante

This is my review on Citizen Vigilante from the ditant future year to Andrew Jackson of 2026(When Tranformers Zone Happened)

Its directed by Uwe Boll wo did classics like House of the Dead/Alone in the Dark/BloodRayne/Postal/Far Cry/1968 Tunnel Rats

It stars one of THEM Armie Hammer from 2010s The Birth of a Nation/On the Basis of S=x/Desperate Housewives/American Dad!, Costas Mandylor from Fist of the North Star live action movie/Saw III/1996 The Outer Limits, Vjekoslav Katusin from nothing I saw, and a lot of people not on back door, aids bag, gender offender, candy a55, soy boy, beta male, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, b0ner smoker, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipeia who bows to the booty boys

I never saw this but after soviet Germany banned it, Hetero Elon Musk posted it on Twitter

After title and cr-p we see its Europe and in a store in a woman and her son who wants chocolate

they go to pay and leave but some gaijin with a blade slices her neck in a bloodspray and ends her then walks off

Europe sure went down hill after letting in gaijin who follow demon gods and are from nations where me b0ne anything woc with out consent

i wonder why?

so the news reports it saying europes in fear with gaijin attacking women and children the we get the title and creits

Europe is pretty much 1984 with the state saying what people can do and oppressing those wo disagree

like candy a55 england arresting people for posts online

maybe we shouldn't have saved em from the Germans, twice.

news sez hope isn't with gov or cops but with a vigilante whos taking out the problems who let these animals in and defend em

1 woman interviewed sez hes a hero and another guy does too

he's like batman

last wee a gaijin criminal and his homie were in a dumpster

2 less problems

online posts love him kicking a55 and scrubbing he filth off the streets like feces in the stink nations

he posts a video of his face/voice blurred and sayin he can't let em stay in comas as they are all used and tools and the presients don't risk their lives and made em think they bit it for their nation that does nothing for em and everything or gaijin wacking em

after working out, btw armiw hammer is part pole, his fat slav tells his goons hes gonna burn down a store for the owner not paying

is this a union thing?

armie sez if u do nothing, i'll do something

remember when Stallone did Rambo 4 and it encouraged the resistance in Burma to fight back?

thats what the alleged Germans think of this film

why not go against WW2 movies fighting the Japanese?

Same thing, except Japan is civilized

so the fat slav and his men go in a room w/o light and get shredded ed by gunfire

1 guy in soviet Canada wishes they had a hero like him

soviet interpol sends a guy after the Hero saying its the soviets or maruta sending him to fight democracy

isn't that a gov of quantity instead of quality?

armies on a bus an a pack of gaijin come on w/o paying and swear at the driver who wants em to pay

armie asks to solve the issue and pays for the gaijin who probably have hiv

he sez what we do affects others in their lives and if they steal, the cost goes up for people who pay to cover it

he nearly caps this devolved guy, sez he'd look back and see hes lucky, and goes off

you can;t teach a beast, animals dont get words, only fists

the gaijin leave and flip the bird

he goes to the hospital to see a woman all f'd out

he asks what she wants done to the men who busted her and she sez jail for life

he sez a trial takes years and she'd have to tell her story over and over as guys call her a liar an over the years, hope the bad guys dont do it again

he asks if she wats justice and she sez yes then he leaves and she smiles

he watches video of guys saying we need a hero in Germany

he later explains to cops hes an American citzenn whos here for family matters and dont live there and dont now how his dna was obtained by the cop but does to that bar often

he checks a cr-pp place with h phone as wait i think its not him

an rfk jr looking guy on a phone hears they got his address an the military goes come in trucks

hes in a bunker thing and ready for em

then we see him webcasting saying what if everything THEY taught us was cr-p

like gloval warming? evolution? the tow ers? j fk? m lk? lincon? and all the other lies in history?

he thinks its cold/lonely at the top when ur free and not controlled but we can change history as the system wasn't made for justice but to control us

so i think costas aka shin is coming an is the r fk jr guy

in a place men pay to b0ne chicks armie goes in and thres a lot of sl-ts

he chooses 1 and goes in and she mouths his thing then they b0ne

he notices stains on the ceiling and sez its mold from guys showering with the windows closed and he sez he owns the building

then he b0nes her and sez tell the managers of the mold then pays her

at a club shin is the interpol guy and 1 chick recognizes him from tv and sez no one wants him to catch the vigilante

he sez if he's innocent he goes free an they dot want the system to collapse

1 guy and his homie put drugs in a drink an armie sees em like batman and hears they are gonna bring em to a hotel to befoul

armie contronts m and they say they're joking but then thraten to mash his face

he mixes up the drinks and the eurotrash returns wit the chicks and armie is gone

they have the drinks and we see armuie being interviewed saying he goes to the bar and might;ve move a glass

the guy there are drugged out an armie tells em of it and the chicks leave

shin takes the glass armie had(stealing) and we cut to shin an military guys going to armies place and cut a chain off the gate

armie watches on his phone and gets ear muffs and specs to protect his eyes

after a lot of cops running around his area they break in and a counter stats

news sez it might be not 1 guy and the system dont protect citizens as risks of gaijin are higher than benefits and gaijin bring more cost than gain, they we might wanna change immigration

so the cops blow a door and throw in flash bangs but he's in a safe area and sez he now they're here to do their job but i they dont go he'd ice em

they re on him, throwing the 1st punch but the metal wall defends him

then he returns fire on the traitors to the homeland

imagine if the immune system attacked healthy cells and let virus's roam free, then attacked any defence cells trying to stop the virus?

ooh a guys head blew, cool

armie sees a place he owns for a surprize inspection and finds 90%  the rent comes in but they gotta wait months of no pay then a notice or 4 weeks then a court order to remove em in 7 months

he's losing 5 millio euroes each month from them not paying as the courts side with the scum

he sez he'd get his people on em and the grand alee is coming and tenents can come in monday

he'd ever use that contractor again and his villa plumbing isn't ready

also he'd tune up a building thats almost f out

the guy who heads it sez he missed armies dad who wasnt in his life and he saw 2x a year, didnt now he was dying, and was proud of armies military career

also tax guys wanna look into him as hes not a citizen nor entered legally

they own social housing units and the gov wants to use em for gaijin

armie smartly sez no but they can rent em full cost

the gov wants to seize their units for not being w/e but he sez he wont get citizenship as he's an American on an extended vacation

later he's at a bar and has booze

in a interview he sez his mom bit it when hes young and a didnt deal with son and company

he was on duty like inspector gadget and heard he bit it

in the home we see all the iced cops and shin is mad and wants it to stop

armie coms to a guys place and asks if he was ok with the court result for was his daughter

guy dont wanna answer and daughter sez theres no justice so he leaves

shin comes to f'd up woman saying sorry for her damage but they'd find who did it

she thinks shin is armire and he sez hes not

shin wants to know info on who it was and she sez its a brown beardo gaijin

shin sez he'd get a sketch artist and leaves

in public a pack of gaijin oh its the bus guys, hassle a native citizen ad speak gaijin

they beat on him and steal his phone but main guy tasers em and tell native to call his rents he wants to press charges

he tells em to leave good people alone or they'd be f'd and he's gonna know why it was is lucky day on the bus

then stomp their limbs and walks off

on a blurred vid he sez he's doing this justice for em til they learn to do it themselves

in the apartment with iced cops shin learns a 2 mile lockdown caught zilch and the place was rented under a maruta by a mechanic who gave her money to do it as this mechanic hadn o woek permit

theres no personal things here and its a fortress but they power saw into the bunker

outside judge rhinegold or w/e is caught by main guy who needles him with knock out drugs

we see cops bringing bodies out of a place i think the fortress armie iced cops in

armie sez he hopes they dont run a drug test on judges body for what he gave him and maybe he likes heroin as he protects the dealers

law are for defending the innocent not criminals who judge lets people get away with icing and b0ning like 6 guys on a 14 year old

in an interview judge said they needed to ajust to society

don't worry, after 3-5 generations, they'll assimilate

so we got generations of crime to put up with

but the society hes doing it to is dying from judges damage

in the fortress the cops open the hatch to the lower areas and it blows9

shin's face got f'd and we hear piano over shots of the bodies but shin lives

armie sez even pushed to the limit, people obey the law an proves it by driving on the wrong side of the road til the car heading for him, yellow like maruta, stays on track an swerves at the last second to slide out then blows as i guess its a korean cr-pmobile

armie shows judge a video of judge saying its society that didn't help the gaijin who gang b0ned the girl, so she's as much a victim as the gaijin

tp punish judge, armie gets a power drill and b0nes his a55 with it as blood and cr-p spill out

jk really he gets booze from another car and sez by letting the gaijin go, he's as bad as em and came here to drown his sorrows

armie spils booze on him, cuts is wrists and leaves him to slowly bleed out

would be better to skin him alive and set him on fire, like the red man did

is that cultural appropriation?

in a apartment complex is a gaijin am eating possible literal cr-p

RMIE come in and gets gaijin dad at gunpoint to come in after gaijin dad didn't wanna talk bout gaijin son

son trys running as per his devolve moms orders but theres no where to go and main guy blows out its leg

next time blow off its parts

he sez he didn't hit an artery and he'd be ok and has possibly ccimsized daughter remove cellphones from table

you eat with cellphones? freekin sub human animals! send em back to dantes Africa!

main guy has em sit at gunpoit and sez how they were so traumatize they had to b0ne the teen

he sez sorry but she wanted him to b0ne her

now she lives in fear of those demons who got away with it

on social media he had no regret and sez she deserved it as mom sez Human Females drive men to b0ne em in miniskirts

and if I have a cellphone on a display stand I WANT some crack smoking ape to seal it

he sees the fam teaches bad values from his devil gods and hey came here as their own country was f;d up

so if I have a power ranger toy, and break it, will you let me use yours? I can TOTALLY be trusted guys! Its not like history repeats

he sez the bad ones escaped his country and value his demons over freedom

he wants son to call his friends over but he wont so armie aims at em  and counts down from 5 til dad makes him call

later the bell rings and he has circimsized daughter bring em in or he wastes mom

cirvimsized dauhter brings the guys in and armie cures the infection they are in this land with a few good shots

then wastes the gaijin family like old yeller being corrected after his autism kicked in

later the door rings and he gets the gaijin at gunpoint, brings em in and solves the problem with  his firearm

then again for the next 2 who enter

boom head shots!

in the hospital shin has face burns and hears a phone call from armie who sez give the gov a message, the people wont accept a take over

shin sez he can't let him have mayhem even though he loves Europe and its history but swore to protect and serve as hes after the innocent and will bring him in

Armie sez the alleged people didnt vote for this and its a take over by gaijin and progressives that'll ruin democracy and freedom

so either shin ends it or We The People do it, so give the message

news says 3 jugdes were iced in alleged suicide and 1 more was found and its rhinegold or w/e

shin sez track down the number and contact the press

news sez all the teen gaijin who gang b0ned that girl are in h-ll an 1 of their fams as their victim watches with hope

news asks whos worse? the gaijin or vigilante who ends em?

stats say 105 000 violent crimes were by gaijin and 980 incidents with 18 000 b0nings w/o consent by africanimals

hero sez hes here to show em they aint victims but can take back control

then text deticating this to victims in Europe who the allege system failed

then credits to violin or w/e

the end

that was pretty good

it got the camera weird like other boll films but has a good message

it tells it like it is and shows hope

but some refuse to see how things are and cling to lies

like the emperors new clothes, only non bigoted people can see how gaijin infesting the 1st world is good

te acting is good and effects are pretty cool

good music and story

filmed non linear but you get the gist

its one of bolls legit better films

and to those who wanna censor it, when you cut out a mans tongue, you don't call him a liar, you say "i fear your words"

remember, The Truth is ONLY offensive to liars

but is well filmed and holds up

glad I saw it

For Citizen Vigilante 2 I want it to be in Japan and a biker gang guy seeing vids of the HERO online is moved to take action when a swarm of gaijin attack Humans, ad goes around cutting them down with Ninja weapons like Kusari Gama. Also its a 16 bit beat em up on Sega Genesis, Snes, TG16, Atari Jaguar an GBA where up to 4 bikers use ninja moves to clear out the cesspool.

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