The Diabolic Tenant Review

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The Diabolic Tenant

This is my re iew on The Diabolic Tenant rom the distant future year toThomas Jefferson of 109 i mean 1909(120 years before the 2nd Robotech war)

Its directal by openly French Georges Melies who did The One-Man Band/Going to Bed Under Difficulties/A Trip to the Moon/The Living Playing Cards/The Black Imp/The Conquest of the Pole/The Inventor Crazybrains and His Wonderful Airship/The Knight Of The Snows/Whimsical Illusions

it stars Georges Melies who often stared in his own cr-p and a buncha guys not on bac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, frooty booty, gender offender, soy boy, beta male, b0ner smoker, wiener cleaner, banana crammer, candy a55, queer as a deer with a steer in its rear, hippie stoner vegan peta tree kung fu based on plants wikipedia who sez shots are safe nut many nations have compensation or inuries from em.

I never saw this b4 but geoege usually does well

first is a title card in soviet French, not Canadian French which is NOT real french anymore than talking like a p-mp is legit English, 

we see a place with arches like greeks or romans or the millennial kingdom had and columns by this door and i think its meant to be inside

the guy there is sitting round and a man in a  wide brimmed hat wearing dark clothes and a neck string with an item on it comes in holing a small house looking thing

they go to a room being painted and stand around talking a while

1st guy goes and dark guy throws the painter out the window

then pulls out a tale cloth and a table appears under it as he puts it out

he put the house thing on the table and pulls out a box that unfolds into a rectangle cube

he opens the cube then pulls items out o the house as furniture and throws his hat and coat on the walls but they stick

he gets out a fire place and puts candles on it then pulls out and unfolds a piano fron the cube

he puts pictures up and pulls out a big a55 mirror then another looking like some fairy tale thing or occultic thing

he puts the house thing away and uses ki i think to move the picture

then pulls outdishes and wine cuz its a Frenchie andchairs rom the cube for the table

in the cube comes kids he had in three and i had to rewind to see where it was cut to edit the film together between takes

also a wife comes out and a maid as i guess this is some interdimensional thing like slayers or D&D

i think the 1st guy comes in throwing a tray of cr-p and freaking out like he  knows he's gonna get b0ned by em then runs of

then we cut to dark guy in his room alone and i think 1st guy comes in with a paper

he has no money so he puts a bucket on the guys head and jumps into a mirror, an occult symbol

the furniture moves around like splatter house and he wigs out and leaves

this devolved chick out of the home calms him

dark mo comes out the fire places a55 and puts the furniture back by command

the brings back the cube and puts the furniture back in it 1 by 1

as he gets to the piano a cop comes in so he throws him in it and stuffs it in the cube after folding it

then puts the cr-p and cube in the house thing and pulls a latter out the house bags a55 to escape own the window

weren't they on the 1st floor?

the 1st guy comes bac with a top hat guy and theres 1 pillar thing pedestal left thats moving around

another cop comes in and main guy hits the pedestal with a hammer i mean broom and it blows in red smoke

then the ceiling cr-ps in on em

the end

tat was pretty cool

good effects

tells a story w/o words

nice twist

good editing

solid little film

glad I saw it

For The Diabolic Tenant 2 I want the cos to be after him and the cop who got folded in the piano goes through this la blue girl dimension to try to get out an has to face furniture demons before getting the gem in the center to bust it and break the dimension to escape. Also its an 8 bit game like Master Of Darkness on Sega Maser System and Game Gear, NES and GB, TG16, Atari 7800 and Lynx where you go around this stylish h-ll an fight yokai.