The Curtain Pole Review

Note: I spell mor Pole

The Curtain Pole

This is my review on The Curtain Pole rom te itant furure year to Benkei Musashibo of 1090(120 years before the 2n Robotech War)

Its directed by the amazing D W Griffith who did The Musketeers Of Pig Alley/The Birth Of A Nation\Judith of Bethulia/The Avenging Conscience: or "Thou Shalt Not Kill"/Broken Blossoms/Intolerance\Way Down East\Orphans of the Storm/Abraham Lincoln/True Heart Susie/America/A Corner In Wheat/The Romance Of A jewess/The House Of Darkness/The Gibson Goddess/The Unchanging Sea/The Goddess Of Sagebrush Gulch/The Cricket On The Hearth/Under Burning Sk ies/A Beast At Bay/The Battle At Elderbush Gulch/The Mothering Heart/The Telephone Girl And The Lady/The Burglar's Dilemma/A Smoked Husband/The Zulu's Heart/Balked At The Altar/The Black Viper/Father Gets In The Game/The Adventures Of Dollie/A Calamitous Elopement/Deceived Slumming Party/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Fatal Hour/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy

Is partly directed by an uncedited Mack Sennet as his 1st who later did Tillie's Punctured Romance 1914/Tango Tangles

It stars Mack Sennet from too much to count, Harry Solter from Romance of a Jewess/A Smoked Husband/Balked At The Altar/A Calamitous Elopement/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/An Awful Moment The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy and Florence Lawrence from Romance of a Jewess/The Zulu's Heart/Father Gets In The Game/A Calamitous Elopement/Betrayed By A Handprint/Where The Breakers Roar/The Song Of The Shirt/Money Mad/Mr. Jones At The Ball/Those Awful Hats/The Cord Of Life/The Girls And Daddy

I thin I may have seen this on TCM on Silent Sunday Night in the 2010s

after title we see a party with people in a room

1 guy takes down te curtain pole and it breaks

he goes out to getta new one with a top hat, cane an cheesey moustache

he meets a guy an they go on a place ten ome out drunk i think

maybe high or the b0ned

he goes on and in  shop then comes out with a big black pole

yo homie, got borsht?

he knocks over a chic walking by ad goes of

he comes across a dame an talks a bit ten 2 uys come and e accidentally bumps em down with his big black pole

they chase him and he knocks over some redneck looking or farm couple

he flees and the rednecks join the chase

he goes in i think a bar and his ole bust the ceiling

then bumps guys over and this stipe shirt guy like a guy from soviet France thins the guys who ell bumped him an beats em out

main guy kisses him in a non sodomus way and he frenchie looking like Tor Johnson goes after him with the growing pack

they spill out of the bar lie the morass of morality they identify as and scramle like rats from a ship

a horse drawn cart river has a swig of ooze i think and main guy wants a lift

drunk horse driving

why not get the horse drunk?

so he kisses him in a non sodomos way and main guy drives as horse guy is on top and not as in b0ning

they knock over a new married couples wreath and they join the crowd

then he knocks over a veggie stand on wheel stand the plantmos o after him

then he nocks over a street light wit a guy cleaning it, an es in the gang too

he gets to his home and pulls out a machine gun and mows on the mass of people

jk really he goes through an outside thing of shops and his rod sticking out both sides of the cart busts em

thats a strong rod

so now all the dins ae after him from the market or w/e

of and the vegie cart guys are carrying the cart

this i like the old woman who wallowed a fly song

so they catch up to him and hang from his rod (tee hee) as the art spins around

he hoes on and shakes em off bt te pursue

he goes by a guy smoking and reverses then the mob all o the road after him

did he do a time warp?

he goes down a road backwards then grabs the telephone pole with his rod and slows to a stop then goes forward

wait, the driver was drunk driving from the back, he was only in the front seat

in the home the mai puts up a new pole as guys come in

main guy gets home, pays the driver, smooches him in a probably non sodomus way, and goes in

he finds the curtain ro is in and starts biting it lookig ratlike

the end

according to ac door, aids bag, Sodom bottom, banana crammer, gender offender, b0ner smoker, wiener cleaner, forty booty, beta male, soy boy, hippie stoner ea peta tree kung fu based on plants, queer as a eer with a steer in it rear Wikipedia, who thins Oswald id j fk but says oj isn't a killer, the main guy is a frenchie

maes sense as him kissing guys, hes euopean

its not queer i its European

like men in speedos, guys with long lowing hair like castlevania, drawing naked men lie the rennisaunce, maing statues of naked men in Greek times, and men kissing men in italiano

men b0ning men is still queer but all the other stuff is European

but this was pretty cool

nice fun slapstick

good action

a bit over the top but fits 1909

the end where he devolves was fun

glad i saw it

its like kekko kamen with the ame thing different each time

or power rangers or lovely angel or mazinger z

i didn't expect the reverse nor the end but its a cool movie and only like 8 mins

For The Curtain Pole 2 I ant him to have snapped rom his adventure being othing and he triggered a french gene that evolved im more primal. Now he roams arou d the area eating people as a rat yokai thing. Also its a 16 bit game on sega genesis, snes, tg16 atari jaguar and gba where you go around open levels and gotta eat your fill in the time limit but if you attack a guy with too many arond, the mob comes for you and you gotta fleeing. After eating enough people you evolve back to a real human from getting enough dna and you are what you eat.