Day The World Ended Review

note; I spell more right than roger corman spends cash

day the world ended

this s my review on day the world ended from 1955

I love his low budget cr-p

its fun and charming

it starts with text saying this story may never happen, but serves as a warning if it does

the story starts with; the end!

he world gets nuked

then opening credits to eerie music

btw its fullscreen so no black bars

wait

I was wrong

its widescreen

black bars

so the earth is in ruins from nucular war

what is this? fist of the north star?

narrator says God saved a few people

this normal couple finds a building

1 blonde guy finds a guy with a f''d face and brings him to it

then this military guy sez to his blonde teen daughter her future husband might not make it there

he knew the nulucal war would apen and planned for it

then the people heading for the building come by

dad don't wanna let em in as he only has enuff supplies for her him and future husband

but she lets em in

the couple are gangsters

he has em clean off the nuculart stuff

then blonde guy and f;d guy come in

blonde guys bro bit it when 30 feet from him

and was gonna be a priest

then a redneck and his a55 come by

gangster suggests capping the f'd guy but dad wants his gun and pulls a gun on him

then blonde guy slugs him out and dad takes da gun

also gangster girl wears a 5kanky dress from main girl

I doubt she'd have that

and the a55 has the same name as the fire t rex from primal rage

dad tells em some of m might bite it from radiation

and theres no connection to the outside world

san fran sicko got nuked

good!!

dad planned for this and built his place in a lead filled thing with good winds

so theyre safe

but he is gonna have to ration food to have em survive

holy cr-p the f'd guy is played by seymore from little shop of horrors

they put him in a safe place

blonde guy is a geologist and knows of science cr-p

dad was a captain who was there for nuke tests

also theres coyotes around

waste em!

those are deadly

later at night the f;d guy senses animals outside and ants to eat it

even t its radio active

also wont living in a lead place f them up?

later f'd guy is still alive despite having no food or water

maybe hes powered by magic ki?

also, him being radioactive is a lot like blight from batman beyond

dad wants him iced

but blonde knows hes important

later gangster girl sez gangster guy is into the teen daughter

but blonde guy is into her too

what is this? dynamite by cecil b demille?

f;d guy ices a rabbot but this thing scares him off and eats it

later dad and blonde find the freshly eaten rabbit

and its too radio active for people to eat

and blonde thinks the radiation made people evolve fast

and not just f'd face guy

spoiler; all tests that studied if radation mutations caused evolution proved negative

they may grow an extra leg in the wrong place

but they already had the dna to make legs

plus none of the changes were positive

look it up

its true

I think they used fruit flies

so blonde sez his priest brother says God has plans for us all

nowadays they'd make him look evil for believing in the bible

then dad reads the bible and gangstar sez he never liked it

I miss da 50s

so its gonna rain and the rain will be radioactive

and they gon cut rations

theres water from the mountains tested to be safe they can bathe in

did they only test for radio activity?

if so, it might be full of lead

also, if f'd guy is ok without food or water, then why is them saving him rom the radiation needed?

he's eating irradiated rabbits

would being in the fallout really do any harm to him?

so the girls get in 50s swimsuits and go in da water

they talk about the guys liking em

in the real version they were probably nude

teen senses something watching em but gangster blonde don't mind guys watching her

they leave and find footprints

dad thinks they should ice f'd guy as theres something out there besides him and it might go after em next

then sez he will tell blonde what he saw on the nuke tests

but not now, when they are alone

later, when everyone not there is asleep

gangster girl gets redneck some sugar for his a55

redneck wants to go as his a55 is scared

also theres gold near by

even though its useless in this mad max wasteland

oh and gamgaster guy isn't into gangster girl now that he wants teen blonde

he tries making out with her w/o consent

b4 he b0nes her, gamngster girl comes in and tries seducing her

also shes smoking cigarettes made by redneck

wtf redneck is played by an 80s born silent actor

1887

he was in ace of hearts and the 1923 hunchback of notre dame, both with lon chaney

so theres only enuff food for a month

but gangster wants to ice the other 5 to live longer

and wants a gun

you know, you can ice someone with your bare hands

in prison people get beat dead every day

also f'd guy is able to walk through radioactive mist like its nothing

I like the use of fog for these scenes

the black and white look makes it seem cool

blonde heard of the animal boat at the nuke test b4

but the papers lied and some actually survived

no photos were allowed

but sketches were ok

the only one that really lasted was a monkey that had rubber looking metal skin

wait, it bit it too

and they didnt touch food/water

dad sez blonde gave him hope and responsibility

and he wants the chicks to breed

at night gangster tries to take dads gun

but blonde fights him

and dad lets em fight for blonde to kick his a55

he does

later dad tells teen daughter to marry blonde

as army guys can do marriages in emergency

spoiler; im not sure its a real marriage

what next? you can have a bar mitzvah at a comic book shop?

and instead of the Torah you read an X Men comic?

its a holy ritual

not joining a club

but she don't want to

but agrees as she don't got hope

wtf I just noticed its fullscreen again

gangster blonde gets p-ssed at her bf for wanting ten instead of her

so he smacks her

later dad and blonde say theres not much food left

a guy comes out from the fog and sez he wants food

then bites it

also hes mutating like the monkey

and said theres stronger ones out there

btw this thing of a buncha people in an isolated area surrounded by monsters that eat each other and are poison is like the killer shrews

later teen tells blonde she sensed this thing out there that's getting stronger

later redneck gives gangster girl some booze and sez half the gold he finds is hers

she then tries seducing gangster guy who don't consent and goes to bed

later f'd guy tells blonde he goes into the radio active mists for fun he wont tell him of

I assume he means b0ning

but hes got a rival who wants to ice him

so he sleeps in the base

also soon they'll all bite it

later blonde finds footprints closer to da base

later blonde is trying to find a radio signal

btw I notice this is kinda like survivor with a buncha different people living together w/o modern cr-p

then gangster blonde does a sexy dance and spoken word thing

was she a h00ker b4 the world went violence jack?

shes the mature older woman and the teen is the innocent younger one

like mary ann and ginger in giligans island

which this kinda is a lot like too

later the rednecks pet a55 is missing

f'd guy took him

dad and blonde go after him and find the guy who came by and bit it is eaten to bones

to be fair

now to be fair

this situation is kind of when you should be eating eachother

gangster and redneck go looking 4 da a55

f'd guy gets iced by this unseen thing

dad and blonde find him

then redneck and gangster come by and find f'd guy and the iced a55

btw the f'd guy wasn't Seymore

it was the guy he ate

he got eaten in 2 movies

later redneck goes up into the fog and dad tries to stop him

redneck hits him with a stick and goes up

then bites it

also dad was in the radio active fog

later gangster blonde sez her skin is turning like f;d guy

but everyone sez its still normal

then gangster guy takes teen hostage at knifepoint

they had access to knives?!

but this guys a psycho

he tries b0ning her but gangster blonde saves her

they insult eachother and knife fight

she had a knife too?!

she bites it and he chucks her off a cliff

I thought they were under the cliffs

later main guy I mean blonde confronts gangster but wont ice him

even when dad tells him to

btw what about the food lasting a month?

its been more than that by now

why didn't he ice the others sooner?

esp as hes got access to knifes

gangster menacingly jokes with dad but ads still don't cap him

he sez; if he treys it again he will

what r u wait ing 4?!

also this unseen thing comes near and communicated to her when swimming

she goes home but no one sees it

blonde figures it didnt go into da lake

and the stuff that kills us feeds it

radioactive air and meat

later shes in ed and the thing's shadow goes by

what is he? count orlock?!

btw her future husband in the photo is roger corman

she goes out and finds the thing

it looks like a guy in a cr-ppy monster suit

good cheese grommit

dad notices shes gone and sends blonde after her with a rifle

later dad hears a voice on the radio and gangster hears it too

but dad trys to cover it up

monster drops her in da water but cant follow her

blonde caps it but its unaffected

is it knocking the bullets away?

blonde gets in da water and it starts to rain

it runs and he chases

oh and gangster has a gun now

he gets rain water and dad tests it to find its clean

eventually the thing bites it from rain water

what is this? signs?! (the m night shamalon film)

teen sez she feels sorry for it

blonde fires 3 shots to show hes safe

gangster is gonna cap blonde so he ca have teen

so dad finally caps him a few times

took ya long enuff

they return and dad sez the animals on the ship didn't touch food or water

its made to live in a poison world

man made it but God iced it

he tells em he heard a radio voice and they have a future

then bites it

they go off to find life

the end

but the movie sez

the beginning

that's what I recalled from this when I saw it b4

I liked this

good story

good characers

all different

good twist

it seems to have inspired a lot of cr-p that came later

its only like 80 mins

good film

now for cr-p

for day the world ended 2 I want them to be going across the wastelands and find a village of survivors. but a new monster starts attacking em. they blame the main guys but it turns out, its the gangster blonde who survived the knife and fall from her mutating and wants the main blonde guy for herself. also she can lay eggs that hatch into mini her's and has psychic tentacles she can extend with her ki.