Super 8 Review

note; I almost saw this. but didn't. so typoes

super 8

this is my review on super 8

its by j j abrams who did mission impossible, lost, fringe, cloverfield, and other cr-p I never saw

when this was in theatres my fam went to see a movie

but as my dad had a rough week at work we saw bridesmaids as he wanted a comedy

that movie s-cked

I know very little of this film but heard it was good

it starts with a factory having a accident offscreen

days without an accident now 0

some chick bit it

kids gossip about how gory her end was

her kid was making a zombie movie but might not now

then a guy comes to the house and a cop takes him away

04 months later its summer

and da kids are making a new movie

wait, its still da zombie one

theyre making it for a film festival

and want a better story

then the fat kid has dinner with his probably polish fam

and main kid goes home and his dads crying

later they have dinner at a restaurant and dad wants son to do sports cr-p or something this summer

man this film is super widescreen

half the screen is black bars

later at midknight the kids get together to make their movie

this chick drives in but don't want main kid to come as his dads a cop and she don't got a license

but he sez he wont tell and they drive off to film their movie

fata55 changed 1 line with 4 words and main actor cant do it

1 kid has a fireworks obsession

they rehearse the scene and the girl is realy good at acting

then a train comes by and they scramble to film the scene with it

they do it but the cgi train blows and crashes in a big cgi disaster

what is this? Michael bay?

then chemicals get hit by flaming cr-p and blow

but this kid has a Guardian Angel as he survives

also the other kids somehow survive

in the train are white rubix cube things

turns out a truck was on da trax with a teacher in it

he has a map and schedual of the train

he wakes up and tells em to go and don't tell of it or they'd be iced

then the forces come in and the kids book it

as they drive girl sez they cant tell anyone

I think this just ripped off I know what you did last summer

the next day the news reports the train thing and fata55 wants to do more filming with the train thing

he goes to get the camera film developed and the pot head there offers fata55 some chronic and wants to b0ne his sister

main kid tries to get girl to do more scenes but she don't consent

her dad comes out and tells him to gtfo

but she then consents

later they film more cr-p with a new super 8 camera as the last one was f'd and girl senses something off

they realize the train was from da air force

the kids talk theories about the train and teacher

da forces clean up the scene as cop dad tries to figger out wat happened

and his superiors tell him to take it easy

latter superior sheriff sez a teen having a Walkman is a slippery slope

he knew the apple Icr-p would f the world

theve jobs last words; i'll…. see.... you... all... in... h-ll... ahhhhhhhhhhh!! (rotts into aids goo)

sheroff goes out and weird cr-p happens

dogs run

machines f out

light flicker

when Walkman teen comes out he finds the cop car f'd and an unseen thing gets him

later main kid does ghoul make up on girl and his homies wanna blow his model train for da movie

she acts zombie and its good

I think that's Dakota fannings sister ellie

acting skill runs in the family

must be superior dna

the ultimate life form

dad cop finds sheriff and walman teen are gone and hears of strange events

power and phones are f ing out and everyones dogs ran away

main kid comes home and dad has his cop homies over meeting about the events

this is when you pray

also da forces are searching for the girls dads car

later its night and repair guys come to fix da phone lines and gets f'd by something

at a town meeting a female sez 20 microwaves are gone and she thinks its the soviets

oh and da powers been out for 2 days

if this were today, the people would be eating eachother and drawing on the walls in their own fluids

but in the 70s we didn't need electricity as much

at the station the girls dad tells cop dad to keep his son from his girl

cops get frequencies da fore is using and listen in on their chatter

weird

I was just watching a longplay of bionic commando on Nintendo nes and they had wire tapping too

later I missed some cuz I was doing stuff but cop dad yells at main kid over the girl

also teacher is kept by the forces in a medical thing and I think they put him to sleep

hay, its just like Canada and europe

assisted suicide without consent

later theres a tender moment with main kid showing girl his films of his mom

girl sez her dad was drinking and it might have been his fault the chick bit it at the start of the film

maybe

my fat gf is bugging me on the phone as I review this so its hard to follow

so at night the girls dad gets p-ssed at her as she might leave him and chases her

but the unseen thing gets her

later fata55 gets his film back and the crash is just smoke

also he fights over the girl he and main guy like

but the footage shows some shadow creature escaping the train

then the town goes into panik and everyones herded into camps

girls dad tells main kid the thing got girl

fat kid uses his curvy blonde sister (what is this? paranorman?) to seduce stoner photo guy to let the kids use his car

if he b0nes her pregnant, the kid might be deformed from his drug filled spurm

they go to the teachers locker thing at school and find he was in the forces

but was fired and has info on the secret

a space monster crashed and its ship split into the rubix cubes

also by experimenting on it, they made it hate and fear us

what is this? x men?!

and teacher wanted to free it

then da forces bust the kids

as they take kids away, stoner tells da cops he needs help on the radio as he smokes chronic

da cops realize the forces set the fire that evacuated the town so it would be empty for them to get the thing

as da kids are taken away by da forces, da thing attacks and flips the truck an eats the forces as the kids try to get away

cop dad gets girl dad and goes to help the kids

so the kids drive back to town somehow and all h-ll is breaking loose

takes going off on their own and f ing the ton

1 kid it wounded and fata55 and main kid go off as the others stay behind

wait, its fireworks kid and main kid

they find a hole in the ground under a building

cop dad and girl dad reconcile over girl dad icing that chick in an accident

the kids go in the hole and find an underground lair with bodies

what is this? the ratbat from graveyard shift? by steven king?!

fireworks sets of a loud sound with his cr-p and runs

space APE goes to it and main kid tries to save girl

he slaps her awake and they hug

he tells her it was her dad who told him and cared

she sez the monster just wants to go home and she felt its mind or ki or w/e when it touched her

a cop comes down but the thing gets him

it chases the kids into a corner and main kid trys to reason with it

remember in the thing from another world, the scientist did this and it iced him?

oh and the thing in here looks like a Michael bay transformer but organic

maybe if they do beast machines it can be in it

he talks the creature away and it leaves

then outside all metal floats up

what if someone had a metal late in their head from viet nam?

it uses its powers to make the metal into this big tall thing

the kids reunite with the rents and te music is very john Williams heart moving

then after cars and buildings moved, the man kids locket of his mom floats up

the metal thing is a space cr-pmobile and it flies off

this is a lot like both ET and close encounters of the 3rd kind by steven speilberg

the city is busted up but the creature who went bad is good and goes to the heavens

just like chaos in sonic adventure dx

as the credits roll, the kids film plays

its a cheesy 70s film like kiss of the tarantula or embryo

its really got that cr-ppy 70s feel

was this actually made by the kids??

its actually good

the end

I liked this

the cgi was obvious but it worked

he acting and music was good

its got a good mystery that builds and resolves well

and the ending film was a nice treat

good flow too

it doesn't feel like over 2 hours with adds

for super 8 2 I want the town to be rebuilding from the event and theres more and mote anomalies going on similar to but not the same as the space thing from the 1st film. turns out, the girl is pregnant with the aliens kid as its ki got in her from a touch and toon on its own life. also its an 8 bit nes and sega master system game where you play through a series of mini games of trying to do normal everyday stuff but with various weird things from the alien baby in her using its psychic powers in her womb like floating platforms and mazes made of items coming together to get through.