Minority Report Review

note; i dont read books but like like the author. but not enuff to spell right

minority report

this is my review on minority report from the 00s

its based on a story by phillip k dick who wrote the books that were made into blade runner and total recall

it starts with 2 living humans making out  like in thx1138 and a nerdy guy sktabs up a chick

but its really a vision from a psychic in the department of pre crime

its set in the distant future year of 2054, around 10 years after the invid left earth in robotech

tom cruise is a cop who arrests people b4 they commit crimes

btw the whole world is this cyber blue/gray colored thing and pale and colorless

its like its got too much light

almost like a 20s film

so they check the name and run it through the system and run em against the vision they have saved in the computer

so nerd has a wife and son and cops have issues finding their place

hay, colin feral is in this

he was in the bad total recall

so the psychoics can see crimes up to 4 days in the future but crimes of passion are harder to stip as theres no premedication

but not many are doing premeditated crimes now

so nerd goes out and sees a guy going into his place

wife is gonna b0ne that guy and nerd hears

looks like she drove him to it

so they are b0ning in his bed and nerd is right beside the bed

he's gonna shank her but tom stops him and arrests him for almost killing someone in the future that was averted

then the psychics have an autism attack as sort ofn a deja vu of an event they prevented

being one of those psychics must s-ck as they gootta feel people being killed over and over

sorta dante's inferno

then we get an add about how homicode was outta control and they got 3 espers to make the precrime unit to stop it

then we see a thing of tom crooz meeting an eyeless guy at night in the rain

this seems more like a paul verhoeven film than a speilberg mocie with its dystopian gov

paul loves that nazi stuff

it reminds him of his childhood in ww2

so tom cruise loves in a cr-ppy apartment and watching holograms or skypes of his son or w/e

its like uncle rico in napoleon dynamite how he keeps living his high school football days

also video of his wife

but the human rights peole are standuing against the future crimes thing and its  up for review by the voters or w/e

colin ferral is investigating and the espers cant stops raepes or suicides

only murder as its the most damaging

do the unborn have rights in here?

as wont any attacks on their lives trigger the psychics?

i assume animals dont have rights as you cant murder an animal

once i iced 100 fruit flies in an hour

am i the next gacy?

what if the person killing them thinks its the right thing and feels justifiied?

or an assisted suicide?

i've never seen this b4 so i dont know if this will answrer any of these questions

oh and cops are not allowed in the psuycnoi room as they dont wanna be accused of tampering

so the guys go in to check the ESPers and they are on hormones all the time and have machines hooked to their brains

colon compares the cops to priests as they change the future and save people

colon thinks theres a flaw in the system and tommy thinks its perfect

tom is alone with the spychics and 1 jumps out, grabs him, shows him a vision on screen of hi icing someone and tells him CAN YOU SEE?!!?

tom goes to a room with killers who were stopped and put in stasis lock

1 guy had his eyes swapped out to trick the eye scanners and they cant identify him

cant they use dnz testing to find it?

so tim wants to go investigating the girl eye swap was gonna kill and takes a file from the room thats not supposed to leave

so the direcotrt or the thing, max von symndow from judge dredd, is worring the gov is gonna take the precrime from them

btw, 3 gray people with tech implants in charge of the people? its contra Shattered soldier!!

so the psycjhickos sense another murder and tom goes at it finding where its gonna happen with gloves and a screen right outta johnny Mnemonic

the viideo shows tom creuise killeing the guy

tom spazzes out seeing him wasting a guy in the future and gets outta there

took almost an hour for him to be accused

in the elevator colon confreonts him annd it seems hes plante ddrugs on tim

tom escapes as hes got a gun and pulls it on colin and gets out in a future car like batman beyond

the car goes autopiolt and tom kicks out the window and climbs onn it

wtf its going down a building like sonic in escape from the city

he hops from car to car and through a window but gets 00 cuts

colon confronts max who's toms friend and blames him for not reporting the drugs tom was on

wait, he really is on drugs?

then hes the bad guy!

string him up!!

so the cops eventually get him  but he jack reachers his way out

theres a cool jetpack fight and they bust through rooms in a buuilding

later tom is having a round of fatal fury with colon in a car factory

so tom gets away in a car and goes to some placewith tentacle vines

this just went la blue girl

he goes in the greenhouse and the vine poison starts effecting tom

so this geezer lady gives him the antidote and turns out she invented precrime

she did genetic experiments on kids crippled by their parents drug use and the 3 that survived had powers

and the 3 pscyhicncs are the only survivors

this is why you donty dfo drugs

also sometimes 1 of the psuychikcs disagree and the reports are destoryed after the suspect is caught

also its not perfect and many innocents were arrested

and if the word gets out, the system would go down

turns out; the report stilll exists somewhere in the esper who prediected it

tom feels bad he locked up innocent people

and he has to go back to the base to get the report

but to avoid being eyescanned i think he's gonna get his eyes changed

so he goes to get his eyes changed and the dr was arreseted by tom for cooking people or something

so colon investigates toms ex wife and she diteched him cuz he reminded her of their son who got wacked

after his eyes are removed he needs to wait for his new eyes to grow in or they wont work

while sleeping he flashbacks to hisvacation at a poole with his son and after holding his breath underrwater for a bit, his son is gone\

just like in pet semetaRY; you dont watch ur kids, they bite it

the next day, the cops show up and release the spider bots which are cg things like in all other speulburfg movies

they search the building which makes me question why tom crooz needed to confiem withch house was the nerds when they could have all taken 1

tom hides in an ice bath to avoid the heat searchers

so they catch tomwith da spiders when he comes out the wayer and they scan his eye

toms not tom according to the spiderbots which reminds me of the mousers from ninja turtles and the cops book it

were the spiderbots scanning everyones eyes w o consent?!

there were kids they were eye b0ning!!

later tom is out and injects his face with something that f's it up so they dont recognize him

inside he gets his old eyes out but drops em and they roll

what is this?! Beetlejuice?!

so he uses his ex eyes and gets in the building

you'd think they'd have denied his access

he meets a friend and they get in the esper oom and is caught so he flushes himself and the girl psychic down the toulet like opool they are in

and the other 2 depended on her to work

like south park with the manatees

tom goes to this shady guy with the esper to get info outtas her head by hacking

the guy wants to keep any images he gets oytta her and when tom sez no, he sez "take her to radio shack"

that exists in 2054?!

tom twists his arm and makeshim read her mind

they find no minority report but she spazzes out and shows him a rewind of the killing of that chick the eye swap guy iced

then the cops get in and tom books it with her

this is seeming a lot like total recall

esp with her giving him fiture help

she has him stand behind where a balloon guy walks and the cops cant see him

so tommy goes to da hotel hes gonna kill the guy and in 1 room he sees a photographe of his son

he realizes its the guy who killed him and hes gonna ice him

esper tell him he still has a choice and tom fights the guy

the guy implies he b0ned toms son dead and sez sorry

tom starts beating on him and is gonna cap him

dont do it tom! hes a virgin!!

well... kinda... not really

nstead he arrests him

the guy sez tiom supposed to kill him so his fam gets money

turns outhe only said he b9ned his kid dead to make tom kill him

but wont tell him as if he does they wont pay his fam

so he pulls toms gun on him and kills himself with it

with the girl as a witness

so later da cops get there and see that its too perfect a crime scene and colon sispects it

colon shows montana max the data he got of the eye swap guy killing and hes got 2 different futures of te same event

its the deja vu but really an alternate thing

colon thinks the deja vuu is a guy who saw the vision and copied the 1st vision to make tthe tech guys think its an deja vu

then mighty max guns down colon will ferrel as the espers cant see it

later tom talks with his wife about reading tom sawyer to his son who was scared by it

so tom talks with esper and its revealed her mom is the one who eye swap iced

then the cops come in and get em and put this halo on to cook his brain

they take him to the storehouse and max sterling talks wuth toms woman

so maxie mounds goes to a banquet and wins the thing he was doing for to keep his whatever he wanted

then tom calls max ballard and tells him he iced the espers mom as she wanted her kid back after getting off drugs

so he could keep her as a mind slave and use her to make his world without crime

created by a crime

so tome is somehow out and about and the esper is showing everyone the maxx killing the ex junkie

so max goes to face tom and has a choice

kill tom and prove the system works, but go to jail

or not kil hi and end the system by proving its wrong

so he caps himself

didnt see dat comming

so they end the precrime system and free the improsoned but watch em

also tom gets hids woman pregnant

the psychics were sent offf to somewhere out there to live in peace

the end

that was pretty good

a bit long but not as bad as titanic

it had good themes and ideas and shows the dangers of beliving in a sysatem too much

good effects and music and its made the same yyear as reign of fire

i liked it and im glad i got to see it

for minoroty report 2 i want tom to arrest a guy and it turns out its his son. he tells the story of his life in the 3rd world fighting commies and cannibals and being a slave for a few years. its also a 32 bit 2d actiopn game on gba, playstation, sega saturn and n64.