Note: I spell like i'm from American!
coming to america
THIS IS MY REVIEW ON COMMINT too amerioka from the distant future year of 1988(the year robotech ii the sentinels vhs tape came out)
its direcatl by john landuis who did animal house, the blues bros 1, thriller, schlock and the stupids
it stars eddie murphy, james earl "jim" jones, arsenio hall, Madge Sinclair from the lion king 1, Frankie Faison from maximun overdrive and White Chicks, louie andferson, samuel l jackson and cuba ghooding jr
i never saw this b4 but some reviewers said it s-cked but it made money
it got an 18+ rating in soviet russia and america and a 12+ rating in west germasny, and a 7+ rating in sweden, 6+ in portugal andnetherlands and 11+ in norwaY
i'm watching this on bounce so its edited for content
so in africa is a palace is eddie murphy as a royal and its his 21st b day
his servents clean him and he's gonna meet his suture wife
at the meal his rents arew simbas rentys frtom the lion king and they rule the country
they havent talked to him in a year and he dont like everything done for him
also he isn't keen onn marrying a chick he never knew and wants her to ove him as is
then eddy trains in stick fighting with arsenio and they talk about his marrying someone and arsenio sez its tradition
later its night and theres a big royal event and all these african chicks do a nikki minaj dance in skimpy p0rn0 outfitsd
the princess comes in and eddy talks to her alone about getting to know her
she sez shes been trained since birth to serve him and has no will of her own
In America that wouldn't happen. In soviet england, its howee the regent is
eddie talks to darth vader and sez he b0ned the people who bathed him, and assumed eddie did too
jim jones sez eddie has 40 days to explore he world and then can return to marry his woman
eddie sez he wants a wo man who will be be a good match for him and not be a yesman
so be decidfes to go to america, but instead to soviet new york
they go there and to find a kkings girl chjoose to go to queens and fake being ariocan students
after a taAXI RIDE to the most common part of soviet new york, the slums, and goes to a barber shop wheere wveryone is played by eddie murp[hy
they go to find a room and some homies jack their boxes and ask for a slummy room
eddie gets a cr-ppy room with bodfy outlines from when the cops were there and
outside they see the homies jacked their sh-t and eddie thinks its 4 da best and they get new american clothes
after seeing a hair product add eddie goes to a barber shjop with othewr eddie prumpys whop cut off his ponytail
they go to a club to meet a chick and they'l all f'd
later they meret a hobo who sez some places to find better women and he goes to a black thing with a james brown like preacher aND BIKINI GIRLS
after another eddie murphy doees a sing this chick sez to donate vto the collection plate annd eddie puts a mopney clip in there as he likes the chick
wow, we're almost an hour in with adds
so the next day eddie and arsenio get work at mcdowels, a company trying to bakugan mcdonalds beyblade
oh, eddie is trying to work there to be close to the chick
so he talks to her about garbage for a sec
later this cool guy who does hair products comes by and wants to date chick and when she asks who put the big a55 wad of cash in the collection thing, he takes credit
eddie sees him and goes to the barber shop with like 15 other eddie murphys and wants them to mak his hair like cool guys
imagine if this was in thre 90s and he had his hair done square like those 90s black guys?
later eddie trys to talk football with boss who thinks hes on drugs
eddie finds out from life woith louie that the cool guy lives off his dads invention money and can buy her anything she wants
later chick is delivered diamond eerings and her sister thinks shes b0ning the guy who gave em to her
later arsenio is bummed he ainbt b0ned since he left afrtica and don't like having to work
eddie sez hes going to univeridty of thge united states and she invites him to the b ball game
wow, they had white people in basketball. the 80s were different
at the game eddie talks with cool guy as the sister j-rks him off and when he goes to the bathroom he sees a worker from his homeland whgo praises hm
after getting his picture taken the worker is really glad and affectrionate and cool guy and chick come by and they think hes queer with him
later chick is impressed by eddies smarts and how hes not like other guys
then samuel l jackson comes nin, prtobabluy on drugs, and holds up the place at gunpoint
eddies takes him out with a broom using his africa kung fu (afcikung fu?)
the boss is glad he helped out and invites em to work for him at his place
at there boss sez he wotrked hard to make it this far from the slums like ben carson and has a party with eddie on chapmaing duty
cool guy thnx him for stopping uiltimate nick fury and thinks he learned it fighting lions
then boss announces that cool guy and chick are marrying
then in private chick tells off cool guy for planning out her life w/o consent
outside eddie comforts her and sez in his country they barrange marriages and she feels good about him
btw this is kinda the opposite of aladdin with a prince faking beuing normal
later arsenio dont wanna go to worek and is disgruntled over living like a mortal
at work life with louie sez in 2 years of wurk he can make assistant manager
later eddie invitewws chick to his place 4 dinner and when he gets home, he finds arsenio bough a buncha cr-p and eddies p-ssed as he dont want her to know hes rich
edie takes arseions money and gf thinks hes too ashamed of his cr-p hole place and he goes with it
while out, the guys from trading places are hobos that eddie givers arseniop cash
the guys are thankful to eddie and chick thinks hes got a good effect on people
he sez he was in the family biz, goat herding, and she reveals she wants him and they dance
they kiss and i think they b0ned
later arsenio orders more money from africa and when he gets back he finds chick is there and knows this is too rich
wait, its chicks sister and eddie walks in on arsenio and her making out
he said hes the prince and eddie is the servent
later bosas sez he dont want her with eddie as eddies a goiat hrearderf and he dont want her with cash stuff like hew was
eddie trades apartments with the building owner and later jum jones and his queen come over
man,jims got big feety. i suspect hes gort a long weener
he asks the barber shop of eddys where eddie is and they send him to his apartment with owner in it
hes shocked to find eddie works and goes to arsenio and blames him for eddie going wrong
eddie shows chick an exhibit about his homeland and covers to avoid her seeing him in pictutres
black j d salinger goes to not mcdonalds and reveals eddier is a prince and not to let eddie know hes on his track
later its night and eddie sees a notre from arsenuiiio saying hes at a hotel and eddier goes to boss's place
bnoss calls jim jokes and tells him eddie is there and tells cool guy who came over that chick dont want him and sends the dog after him
after trying to keep him there, eddie goes and chick figgers out somethingz up as how dads being nice to him
dad admits he knows eddie is rich and an african prince (if this were made today there would be refeerences to the scam people do)
eddie goes to the hotel and finds ar5senio is there and his rents went out for him
at bosses place boss tries to eat time and jimbo jones tells chick eddie has a fiture wife and just came to America to b0ne
she goes out and jim sez the chick and her dad and below him and boss's gonna bust his foot in farth vaders non canon a55
sister finds out eddies the prionce and eddie comes in
mom sezwhere chick is and tells king to stfu like its robotech ii the sentinels and they are the regent and regess
later sister meets cool guy and he's soaked from da rain and eddie catches up to chick, who's name is lisa like in the room and robotech on a subway
she hates him now and he follows her through the subway and he explained he came to america to find his queen and he wanted her to love him as he is
she thinks they too different and he renounces his throne infront of the scum of new sodomn new york
she sez she cant and runs out andf he ridfdes the graffiti coated subway
later its day and the africans are going back
jim jones and his woman talk about if eddie otta marry chick and woman sez hes the king and can do w/e he wants
then its a wedding, african style and chick is the bride
thewwy smooch and get weeded
the end
btw, arsenio looks kinda like din cheadle from iron man and mad tv
but overall, it was pretty good
nice pacing, not much happens but it goes by well
it don't dragh and has good flow
unlike most movies, most of it is blacks and they got louie nichols i mean armstrong i mean anderson was hirted as the studio wanted a White guy in it
its a good 80s movie thats like a 30s movie with a romamnce of a guy faking being something he's not
classis story, good twists, good make up, good music and film style
it had light and color instead of being dark and murky
glad i saw it, it holds up and has some nice fun
for coming to america 2 i wantthe peoople of his nation to have a malcontent uprising over the royals being too high over em. so eddie and arsenio go out to kick a55 and beat the inferiors out! also its a 2 player 16 bit beat em up on sega genesis, snes, tg16, atari jaguar and gba where you use aFRICAN KUNG FU AND some people have used forbidden african magic to fuse into multi limbed abominations aand are bosses.
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