Note; i spell teacops in a storm
storm in a teacup
this is my review on storm in a teacup from 1937
its directal by Victor Saville who did the iron duke and nothing else i seen
its got vivian leigh, rex harrisdioon, and no one else io know of
its based on a play i never saw and it don by alexanfder korda
i nver saw it b4 but people say its good
so after credits to lively music, we get soviet scotland and this chick comes over by boaty mcboatface
she accidentally sits on a kidscandy and a guy gets it off her a55
candya55!
sdhe tells a guy she was in soviet paris in scvhool and he helps her with her luiggage
he gets stuck in a gate and a guy takes her items and she drives off
laterthe cops come to this scot chix place and try breaking into her place to find someone
i cant tell what they say with their scrooge mcduck accents butn they say oot instead of out like canadians
they cops take her dog and are probably gonna b0ne it dead
thats big gov in soviet enfgland
the cops taking peoples items w/o consent and the peopl,e have no way to defend thhemselves
so chick goes to see her dad whos tyhe commiisar of the arera or we/e and is going for parlement
also the leader of the party is comming and dad wants to be leader to help the scots get freedom from the regent
so he's having scotland first policies?
nowadays he'd be seen as bad for not bowing to gaijin
so leggage guy comes by a place and hes a reporter and is sent to interviiewthe dad
so later dad has a famewale come by and he feels her back as i guess he;'s got a back fetish
in parlement they talk about having swimming wear mandated and is cr-ppy as you can't move in it
reporter is in the stands and so is chick and they meet
dog chick tries to appeal to hger stolen property but dad wopnt do anyhting
also i think the dog is being sent back to h e double england
so reporter has an interview with dad and dads trying to be epic
dog chick comes back for more b--ching and gets chick to try to help by chick thinking its her son gonna be executed
even after finding out its a dog, chick triues to help dog chick
btw, rtemember that irish boy who had birth issues and the brit gov didn;t allow him to get treatment in America as it would mean paying foir healthcare?
that kid slowly died and his rents were forbidden by the gov to help him
when I was born I had blood issues and needed a transfusion
Good thing I was born in America and not Soviet England
so dad gives a passionater speech about scots to reporter and later reoprter ois writing the thing
later this midget or kid comes in during reporters breakfast and sez hes f'd over hisa issues
reporter goes to a golf course and chats with chick
oh and b4 i think chicjk wanted to pay ther dog tax for dog chick bit dad refused and i thin reporter wanted to pay
so later dad is at a farm and says if we get good breeding programs for people they can be superior like the cow there
well, eugenics were pretty popular back then
tommy douglas of soviet canada supported em
later its night but spelled to-night as it ur going there and dad dads giving a speeech
oh and i think reporter wrote about the dog and it caused job issues
chick b--ches at reporter about the dog story and he defnds his sh-t
later he tells his story of how as a kid he tried to stand up for horses being whipped and got the backhand
so now hes a little b--ch about sh-t like that
animal rights? whast next? plant rights?
you can';t mow the lawn! the grass has rights!
you can't weed the garden! the thistles haave rights!
so dad had a guy redo the article to be like for him
so just like the media spinning things to favor the bad guys today
so dad goes on and gives a speech annd acts like hitler but theres dogs b--chiung in the backgrounbd
everyone goes nuts and laughs and sings about dogs
dad gets mad at reporter and later its breaksaft and dads mad at reporter fgor f--kin up his chances
the papers mock him for the dog thing and dad has reporter hauled to a kangaroo court to find who paid him to make the bad articles
thats england! giv gov oppressing the disenters!
just like in the ussr
they try to make him sign a paper recanting his article but he dont consent and they threatren him
like cnn trying to ruin the guy who made that wwf gif of Trump taking out cnn
he tells ewm off and walks out goes to a carnival to do games lie punching a sack or breaking bottles with a thrown thing
eventrually he wions sonething and chick comforts him and hes befuddled by her callling him by his name, frank
she wanbnts to teamm up with reporeter and tell off dad together
so lastter the people aare complaining about dad ruining them and chick sees a printed thing reporter did saying he loves her
so latewr dog chick goes to say bye to the dog like the dog would understand
she ggets realy mnental over it
you know dogs only like like 12 yeras
so she sez to drink to the dog and they go out but she opens a window b4 going
i thought this was scotland not ireland!
so later at da bar da cops come to execute the dog and reporter goes to the dog place
later the dad and the homies are having smokes withough chicks and talking politicx
the droogs talk about the dog and the reaction to the speech and theres sounds happening
soon, a swarm of dogsd comes over to the building
its an uprising! just like in 1776! but less evolved!
a minion or butler or slave or w/e sez the dog ladys dogf is gone and the droogs aint' pleased
the dogs get in and go on the table and spazz out
imagine filming this and they keep sh-tting everywhere
and yet no one smacks them as they can't have animals treated bad
remember postal with the cat silencers?
reporter is out on a horses a55 and chick sez she never wants to see him agian
imagine if he said "Tally ho!" and popped her eyes?
so the press gets word and outs the storynand dumps on dad
sao dad gets his gov homies to arrect reporter as just like president hussain and thet coptic guy who did that video that was blamed for the attack on the base
dog chick treis to get reporter to accept help but he's givenm up as hes a britmo who can't handle anything
look at how they needed America to save em 23x from ther germans!
oh and chick i think left home
so people talk abotu the caeer with good b/w style that looks like a silent film
btw this is b/w and fullscrennd
oh their doing the case over the dog being put to sleep or w/e
so they have their trtial and they got this probably inbred guy who ust agrees with everything the procestuion asks
its the stiffnecked upper crust no soul by the book stickler for rules england we know and hate and the reporter sees it as f'd
1 female says "sez u" and the brits try to make sense of it
so then the dog comes in and its owner and the people cheer for em
they have a devolved guy who can't talk for sh-t describe the dog as he examines it and defence lawyer objects but reporter dont
so the lawyers bicker and i think the fdefence queers out and leaves
chicjk is locked outta the court and sdez shes a witness and is let in by a guy
dad takes the stand and reporter tries to get him to admit its his fault everyone hates him form the dog thing
also dad says its reporters faul as reported f'd with his fam
chick comes up and sez she cant (kont) give evidence as shes married to reporter
dad sez in rpivates that he can't have a son in law serving time and its revealed that she lied
she can do hard time for purgery(which i think they bite off ur toes for) and they go back up and dad flip flops and sez reporter is right
dad submits to the dog woman and gives a speech over the radio that says every unit in the state is worthy and has rights
then reporter and chick gets married
the end
that was pretty good
shows how f;'d england is
sorta like monty python
good wit and quirk and fun and 30s clewan wholesome humor
good acting and tyhis was made when zee fuhrur is rising so england made the scots look like him
although the brits have done some evils too
like in braveheart or the patriot
its sa decent gilm and is well made and hasd good fun
glad i saw it
for storm in a teacup 2 i wanmt it to be abvout the 50s and theres not ww2 but animals have been given equal rights in scotland due to this event and now they have free reign over scotrland as they are given more rights than people. also anyone who is agasint animals is jailed and greound up into dog food. allso the daughter of the reporter and chick is a teen and is secretly a fighter against the animals as a maksed hero in a metal bikini who fights agianst the animals with nunchaku. also its an 8 bit platform game on sega master system and game gear, nes and gameboy, tg16, atari lynx and 78000 where you play as the teen and fight through animals and sometimes have missions to save people
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