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Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba
TYhis is my rewview on Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba (Super Power Girl Barabanba) from the distanmt future year of 1985(20 years before Transformers The Movie happ[ened)
Otds sa direct to video animatioo based on a manga by Go Nagasi who made mangas cool
It dstasrds Mitsuko Horie fropm, Apocalypse Zero\Cyber City Oedo 808\Dragon Ball\Dragon Ball Movie 3: Mystical Adventure\Dream Dimension Hunter Fandora\Locke the Superman\Sailor Moon Sailor Stars\Saint Seiya, and there's no info on any other actors in it
This was pretty obscure and the only reason I know of it was that its by Go Nagai, my fave author
There's little info out on this bvut it came out when OAV's or Original AnimATYED Videos were staertinbg and is really 80s
I'm watching it fansubbed and its kinda cr-ppy plus on a lowq res vhs rip
Also its kind of a p0rn0, but in Japan they don't show the crotches cuz of a decency law thatr prevents it
So it starts with space like its Violence Jack ova 1 and a narrator sez Lone Wolves Baraba and Mia go through the Universe in a Shuttle to get away from the Dululu Corporation(Like disney?) and were chased by 2 ships to what looks like E HERO The Earth!
Then Title.
On earth it looks like Violence Jack OAV 1 in at and animation cuz this is the mid 80s like Call Me Tonight and Joe Banba is riding a motorcycle as it starts to rain.
He sez something great happened today and this big a55 space craft comes over him.
He goes off road and lands on his feet and is in a grassland and in pain from his accident.
He looks like Rand from Robotech and finds this space craft with colored lights and hides when it opens.
A Light Bridge (Like Bifrost for the Nordic gods?) comes down and these 2 beings come out with 1 being a cat thing like Phantasy Star 01 meets Tioei's puss in boots who wanted feminine clothes but the costume was worn by its dimensions robots.
It turns to the other being called Barabara who's in some insectoid robot suit that breaks off revealing a naked 80s blonde chick who she is surprised by the body having soft b00bs she feels.
She feels ger crotch and likes it and makes H Anime sounds.
Some cartoony 80s punks who look nothing as bada55 as the guys from Devilman:The Birth come in and step on Banba's b0ner then go to the naked blonde and then the big dumb one notices the ship that the Quagmire looking one with Shades don;'t be shocked by.
He throws away the furry thing and it lands on Banba's b0ner then tries grabbing the naked blonde but she bites(At least he didn't use his man thing).
The 3 advance on her like its the horse chick in Fritz The Cat but she kcicks Not Quagmire in the man parts and he backs off holding his crotch.
She runs but Quagmires back for round 2 and grabs her from behind by the t-ts and brings her down. The 2 goons hold her arms Cross Style like Freddy Freaker
but b4 Quagmire mouths her mouth, Banba comes in and sez he's a Superman here to save her cuz hes stronger than them and gives em 3 seconds to GTFO.
After counting he beats em out with some Knights Of The Zodiac Dic Dub black screen and flashing.
She smooches him and they show em having a clean time by the beach and the field in his mind, only to show that really Quagmire slugged him out.
He drops his pants and goes to the blonde and when she asks what his b0ner is, he replies yummy candy and b0nes her mouth, but the b0nwer is Whited out so we never see his probably circimsized man parts.
Eventually he goos in her mouth and the big dumb guy is bummed cuz he gooed by watching em, which means he's probably queer now.
The blonde one starts handing her crotch and licking her nips and her crotch is shown as a flowert blooming.
Also her being hand b0ned is like with Rose doing things to Yumi in Violence Jack OAV 1.
As she is hand b0ned she unleashes pink ki that sends the 3 guys away and the smurf animal mascot thing sez she jumped to other dimensions
(Which makes sense as those involved in lust act rituals and commune with the occult are often in connection with daemons/fallen angels we call aliens and they are in other realms on the Planck Scale like h-ll).
Mascot thing sez she's Nabaraba and energy is released as her feelings heat up (Like in Hanappe Bazooka with his heart determining his power?) and in this Dimension she changed her bod b4 she noticed it.
Also a guy in the Castlevania days changed his look by jumping dimensions.
Shew runs over to Banba and thanks him for his courage inspiring her to use her powers and smooches him WOC: With Out Consent, but hes blacked out so its ok.
Elsewhere this Dancouger looking c-ck sucker says cuz Baraba crossed the dimension wall, if Barabanba does something the body tissue would change and give em super powers.
So they go on a space ship and it looks like if Shadow Raiders was made in the 80s or a bit like Inhumanoids.
So The guy and blonde ride a motorcycle and he asks her name and she sez its Baraba and he sez he's Joe Banba but goes by Joe
(Which is often a name of bad guys like joseph stalin or joseph mengele or joe bi den)
and Baraba sez her mascot is Mia who Joe thinks is a Cat or Tanuki.
He runs outta gas and they walk with the bike and he asks if he killed those punks but she saz he was handsome. and he sez his childhood dream is to do Superman Things.
They get lost in the woods and it rains again and shes in some 80s outfit like you'd except to see in a Master System Game or something and stop by a mansion which seems like a 30s movie like The Old Dark House.
Eventually a chick holding candles comes to the door and lets em in and the piano playing seems like Splatterhouse 01.
Some chicks turn pn the lights and 1 is blonde and 1 has blue hair and they are triplets.
The brunette lets em stay the night and Bareaba is coo. with it and they getta room.
The brunette sez they sometimes let peiople peak at it and I gotta say these subs are kinda cr-ppy.
Then the triplets start licking each other and feeling their crotches annd bl;ue hair is handing her crotch to the other 2 doing that.
Brunette mouths blondes crotch and blue hair takes off her dress and goes to join in.
Joe watches in the key hole and invites Baraba to see but notices she's commando and is gonna b0nne her, but she knees him in the crotch on instinct.
She wakes ip and he hands her crotch and mouths her nips and both are nude. eventually he gets on her and starts b0ning and then we see him reaching around as both are ion their knees and feeling her crotch and left b00b.
Is this where Team America got it?
So then he's licking her shoulder then her a55 then I think he's b0ning her from behind, maybe in da a55.
I think they got her b0ning sounds recorded once and looped it cuz it all sounds the same.
Then the guys the aliens were fleeing from in the 1st place arrive and 11 sez he'd never forgive Baraba for making him devolve ugly like the netflix reboot version by going through dimensions.
So these Kamen Rider monsters head for the house and BARABNA sez it hurts, forgive me, and her powers activate and sends Joe to h-ll or w/e.
Mia wonders where Joe went and he's under the bed, as when ur a kid, under the bed is its own dimension. Which explains why there's so many monsters there.
So it was Joe and Baraba';s 1st time bb0ning and they hug aand the triplets do lesbianism with each other fir a while cuz Go Nagai's into that.
We see em imposed over a fire like with Fire Venus and Koichi Hagane from the Hyper Grapple Arc of Violence Jack]
Then outta the fireplace, as Chef sez u gotta maek love down by the fire, this blackness comes out and wraps em and turns into clothes,
then this monster looking like Zanin from Devilman comes in with the blue cloth thing on the chicks comming from his mouth and 3 other monsters.
We see a black screen with White Light looking like d0ngs getting hard and, to quote the long hard men of the sea, Raising of the mast before a rough trip into a captains quarters.
so the dimensional daemons are b0ning the triplets and Joe sees and the leader wraps him with his mouth tentacles like Zoidberg from Futurama meets Toshio Maeda.
He callsa Baraba who runs in Bare a55 naked and asks what they want.
The leader sez her name and sends his monsters to grab her.
Mia tries to save her but mauiin bad guy drops Joe on him and jumps down and we see a Black background as a White Reverse silhouette of a d00ng getting hard in a hetero erectus.
Hew climbs on her but Joe jumpss on him but it thrown on the Chandelier and the bad guy b0nes her.
Her powers activate and the chandelier falls and they hug as the ki rising blew em off (but not like what the Quagmire guy did) and hes in tighty whities.
The bad guy is amazed that she has such a strong power and sez "don't forget, others are after you" and is blasted to h e double soviet california.
Baraba sez Thnx and he sez he knew he's not superman but she sez his courage surpasses Superman
(Which makes sense as Superman is invincible and he actually can be iced and bravery isn't not being afraid but doing it even when).
Shes glad to have come, to this dimension, to fall in love with him and they smooch.
Also Mia is up after missing the final battle like Alexis in candya55 Yugioh Arc V.
Joe narrates that after that she returned to her dimension(Why?! there's guys after her! She's on the Run!) and he looks out over a cliff as music plays like Hokuto No Ken.
Then Baraba lands in her spacemobile and runs to him in undies and boots and a Shoulder Pad.
Then credits to stills of the anime we saw.
The End
That was not bad
Yeah its a lot of b00ning but its got that 80s art and animation and the music and voicibng is good
nice love story and remnants of other Go Nagaii things
I don't think its ever been on DVD but maybe was on laser disk and is under halkf an hour
its based on this go nagai manga and he usually makes things cool
When you read his manga, you wanbna keep reading, it holds your attention
Also my dad calls him gon-d guy, which makes sense as he's got a lot of Chutzpa
Its not bad and has a few sci fi things but a lot of b0ning
For Chounoryoku Shojo Barabanba II I want then to have a kid who has her powers abnd its the 2000s and the dimensional guys come for her, but her daughter wjos a thicc blkonde teen takes em on and has to rescue her parents who were caught. Alsio its a 128 bit Dream,cast, GameCube, ps2 and xbox game like Zelda or Jet Force Gemini but yiou go through variuous dimensions and each is different and you fight various devolved bosses and have bright colors and use Ki Blasts and can hover fior a bit.
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